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succubi-tch · 8 months

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Thinking about the last roommate I had and how I wasn't allowed to use any sort of cleaning chemical in our dorm because she had some fuckass pet bird that if it inhaled a micron of Human Created Product it would fucking die

And evidently our counters were always dirty (and/or she was a fucking slob, cause her fat ass was) because a few times after I'd put ice in my tumbler for the day. The water would start to fucking taste like onions?? And I thought I was tripping for the first few days

Until I saw her nasty ass cutting up scallions, leaving them on the counter, and realizing one must've gotten stuck to the bottom of my fucking ice tray that I then stacked on top of another ice tray to save space in the freezer for her. 💀

I fished a scallion chunk out of my water tumbler that day. She thought it was hilarious and lost it and I also kind of laughed just so it wouldn't drive me insane, but hindsight? I should have just killed her to avoid literally everything (instigated by her) that precipitated the onion water incident.

#its so funy that bird was so fucking annoying. ''he came from an abusjve family so now he screeches incessantly whenever literally anyone #enters the house'' great!!! where do i sign up to be your roommate again next year⁉️#its funny cause thats actually what killed our friendship. she had a b/pd fueled srgument with me because I thought it was bad for #my mental health to room with her again. anyway covid hit and no one roomed with anyone so 🤷‍♀️ she tried to be friends after that.#..nah fam. you spent over two hours grasping at straws trying to vilify me over a mental illness that is the very definition of #a you problem. sorry #i think ill tag this as #the roommate chronicles #anyway that was... 5 years ago? end of 2019? damn man #its taken me this long to talk about it #i had to hide so much of myself from her cause i did not feel safe expressing those parts of myself to her (she was a crazy insane leftie)#that and she had a tumblr blog. pretty sure i blocked her years ago cause shes not following me (made sure of it)#turned reblogs off so she wouldn't see this so. yeah <-paranoia

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moxie-girl · 7 months

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im so normal abt sibling relationships in media i swear

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hoshizoralone · 3 months

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reflection

#anyways so i think samus has major survivors guilt and is a super perfectionist. The type of girl who reimagines scenarios in her mind #And thinks about how she could have done better. like ‘if i had woken up sooner maybe i could have saved everyone in prime 3’#so i think she says she doesnt know anything about herself because shes so hypercritical of her actions she doesnt see herself as a person #while also her hyper critical-ness shows how she says she wants to ignore herself but she literally cant because she has so many criticisms #oh i wanted to include the ppl from the prime 2 manga in that one shot but was like ‘i dont think ppl will recognize them’.#also lol the existence of dark samus would fuck her up SOOOO bad like it only exists bc she exists & its responsible for the gang’s deaths #okay im done rambling tldr MENTAL ILLNESS.#metroid #samus aran #loneart #metroid dread #metroid prime #super metroid #metroid series #i dont wanna tag all the games. There just those games is enough #hall of fame

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demadogs · 1 year

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nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

#respectfully i think youre a bit crazy if you love spoilers but ill allow it bc it means i get to yell about one of my favorite shows #i did this with st to my friend #it was very fun #1k #10k #post 10k tag: i am shocked theres more people in the tags saying theyre the ones that likes spoilers #im the one who tells someone everything

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toboldlymuppet · 9 months

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VICTORY FEAST !!!

my piece for the @opfoodzine

#one piece #monkey d. luffy #yamato #roronoa zoro #wano arc #trafalgar law #eustass kid #strawhats #please i dont think i can type all their names again #its my bday so i give u this #ill update the tags when i can

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hinamie · 1 month

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#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #yuji itadori #itadori yuuji #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #jjk 266 #fanart #jjk fanart #itafushi #jujutsu kaisen fanart #used th itfs tag bc its implied and this is an itfs piece i said so #i dont think ive seen this parallel made yet??? but its ok if it has #i just had the idea hit at gross o clock last night when i ws alr exhausted n had 2 force myself to sleep instead of drawing it #i just . clutches chest . YUUJI #th char development the emotional maturity..#the willingness to put aside his gojo voice personal feelings in favour of giving megumi agency over his own life #rather than burden him with expectations the way every1 has done fr both of them over the course of the series...#tears in my eyes thats my mc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#anyway art notes i think lower one is some of the best yuuji hair ive drawn 2 date #it's kind of similar to one of my 265 redraws but i think i struck a better balance in how thoroughly i rendered it here #proud of my me but also SO grateful tht yuuji has not been fighting me lately #so much yuuji content these past chapters i cant imagine th frustration having to Also fight him in order 2 create content fr them #anyway itafushi kaisen is real and canon and alive and yuuji singlehandedly discovered th cure 2 my mental illness w this line

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eternitywandering · 11 months

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i just had the complete uninterrupted thought of "especially the bones you should always shlorp up the bones" and i had to stop and remind myself that that is not a fucking normal human sentence. like the internet and especially tumblr just has my whole vocabulary shaken like a damn bingo cage, spin the handle and see what new fucked up sentence ill spit out

#i think ill tag this as #bones #that just feels fitting #text post #new fucked up sentence of the day

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gerrykeay · 3 months

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im not putting this post into words. beams into your mind The Parallels

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#not a new thought at all of course but i havent seen a post thorough enough for Me. the guy who thinks about it a lot #and this isnt all my thoughts either but it at least Touches on each element that i think about...#honestly where i could talk for ages is where the similar things were Different for them. but harder to organize #if you actually went and looked at all these panels with me. thank you for coming to this Presentation and Journey #i hope my Beam is having an Effect.#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon #thistle dungeon meshi #marcille donato #long post #can i be forrealsies i made this post ages ago and was just referencing it while drafting one About the contrasts and accidentally hit post #so ig might as well keep it up instead of hoarding it in my drafts. and maybe ill post That essay here someday #tistle tag

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bloominglegumes · 5 months

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i love normal guys doomed by the narrative

#either that or hilariously dysfunctional or both #tf one #orion pax #d 16 #megop #megatron #optimus prime #my art #saw one post pointing out in the trailer that a like5 frame shot of megatrons cannon that was snuck between their mahoushoujo type transfor #mations and like.messed up deeply messed up u see how goofy best friends orion and megsy are theyre just silly guys but in every telling of #their story they always end up enemies ok like in a meta multiverse hopping way think about it.like oh my god prewar tfp megop was already j #juicy and earthspark divorced-remarried megop is like.RGHFH tf one is going to destroy me bc this is what they had Before do u get me #before the war before they fell apart before friends became enemies and hands were stained before the beginning of the end im so so normal #like ok.this silly tight goofy buddy dynamic thats shown in tf one so far is.is what they had before. its what they could have kept if only #if only things turned out differently. but in every world optimus prime and megatron end up leading opposite sides of the bloodiest war ever #ok.its a universal fact and everyone who knows any transformers knows this BUT THE CHARACTERS DONT THEYRE POWERLESS TO PREVENT IT #ill clean up these tags in the morning but like im so.so normal about fictional robot guys #anyway i was intending to draw a background for this but i got lazy and also spent too long on the hands!!!!so whatever

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ba1laur · 22 days

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2023 darkstalker floating in space doing nothing grinning evily and scary. png 1 and 2

#theres things i dont like in here but i also dont feel like retouching them so close ur eyes and pretend i did #no memory of drawing those btw. whenever i draw this guy i do in in a daze and hes on my canvas all finished up #my wof lore is that whiteout os my fav character evar so far but #instead of drawing her my brains forcing me to draw her annoying evil brother i hate #lim serious when i say i dont like him. but hes soooo fun to draw i cant say no to worlds evilest 17 year old teenager dragon. frown #i think i made those around the time i got the book which i still didnt get to read btw. sorry. this year was craszy #ill get to it. promise #darkstalker #wof #wings of fire #fanart tag #art tag #eyestrain

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xxplastic-cubexx · 19 days

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throws these at you

#marvel cinematic universe #xmen movies #xmen #xmen apocalypse #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #do i tag it cherik. of course i do #cherik #snap sketches #i have once again failed to draw erik's plan outfit from dofp cjWALcjkalkc #TOMORROW. or friday. i want to draw it at some point ..#idk how i ended up here. think i just wanted to draw bald charles. and the wheelchair...#thats why i gave up when it came to coloring and shading vklejalkj just a quick thing !!!!! ill make something epic soon. maybe. <-lying #anyway i have to decide if when i draw that outfit it will be another cherik thing or just a solo. might do the latter lest i go mad #for now good night !!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have class in seven hours and i need to sleep !!!!!

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umblrspectrum · 7 days

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part 4 of a lot funnier in my head than on paper

#before anyone asks its not a series the part 4 is a joke dont go looking #the solver granted me this mental image #definitely not at the right skill level to draw it correctly but i did good enough #nori forgetting her ipod in space and then needing n to launch her into orbit to get it back #yknow now that im actually stopping to think about it v would be the only one of the two in functioning order at this point #or they just waited for n to regen and then forced him to do this #we both know n is fully capable of punting nori into orbit #something something stupid mutt #my hatred for this is growing the more i look at it im gonna finish off the tags #art #murder drones #murder drones n #murder drones nori #murder drones uzi #murder drones flesha #i guess #or #murder drones cyn #serial designation n #one day ill be able to draw n in a way i like #noris text box is supposed to be a rose it did not come out looking like a rose #i dont know how to draw roses help

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caruliaa · 2 years

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staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the #first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post #for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !!#bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny #EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically #also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am #anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things #also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode #i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep #and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves #also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc #id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever #it wld b fun !!!#oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically #a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday #ya !! :3 #flappy rambles #inaccessible #ask to tag #(<- idk. just in case)

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ruporas · 10 months

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how to guide your mossball (ID in alt)

#roronoa zoro #zoro #opfanart #one piece #monkey d luffy #nami #sanji #usopp #tony tony chopper #nico robin #not sure if i should even tag her shes just an eye and a hand…. anyway this was for zoro’s birthday ! uploading it a bit late here #definitely an overdone concept i Think but i wanted to draw smth pre-ts with his beloved crew :D #if im not forgetful ill make it a set and draw another with the rest of the straw hats including vivi and then other non-sh!#so many people have come face to face with his terrible sense of directions… i love to think of how those that had the time start to adjust #and problem solve it... its not foolproof though im sure zoro will find a way to clip thru the universe #ruporas art

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yanderespamton78 · 4 months

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Edit since a lot of people seem confused - your "real" name is the name that you want to be referred to in real life. It doesn't have to be your legal name. So if you're trans and you have a different name to whats on your birth certificate, even if not many people call you by the name, it still counts as your real name.

Edit 2 : Holy shit guys please stop reblogging this post my poor inbox im getting like 20 notifs an hour asjfhkajshdkh /lh /srs

#FUN FACT : charlie isnt my real name :]#i decided to go with the name charlie because i didnt wanna use my real name and i like the name charlie #my parents were gonna call me charlie when i was born but didnt in the end #i dont really know why i dont just tell you lot my real name because its a super common name #another thing that using a diff name online has caused is me seeing “charlie” almost as a different person #theres “[wearegonnapretendiputmyrealnamehere]” and then theres “Charlie” and they are two different people in my mind #idk aksjffhkajsshdka #anyways this is the second poll ive made today what is my deal with polls #i should make a seperate poll tag for all my fucking polls that i make #I MAKE A LOT #ill tag all my polls when i think of a good name lol #anyways woah i got a bit rambly there #did i make a whole ass poll just because i thought you might find it interesting that my real name wasnt charlie?#yes. yes i did.#(DO NOT take this as me not wanting you lot to call me charlie i would prefer you use that name over anything else lol)#polls #tumblr polls #random polls

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mewguca · 4 months

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rough scugerator concepts

#rain world #looks to the moon #five pebbles #slugcat iterators #iterators as slugcats #scugerators #lunart #eggmoon creations #i didn't have proper ideas for the rest of them sorry #if i make more ill post them ig #this was mostly just to de-stress though #lttm fp siblings #i can't think of a snappy name for a tag of them interacting as siblings

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