#i wanna put them in a blender and turn them into smoothie

[heiriz]

Save me..kabumisu..save me..

[kiankiwi]

"Dance Party"

A cg!jacob elordi x little!reader fic

Summary: You spend the morning with your daddy and he makes you laugh, a lot.

Jacob LOVED getting you up in the morning. Especially when you're little. He loved how sleepy and warm and cuddly you are in the morning. He woke up that morning and jumped out of bed when he heard you calling for him over the baby monitor. He ran to the nursery, eager to get an early morning cuddle.

He found you standing in your crib, holding onto the rails with a pacifier bobbing quickly between your lips. "Hi sweetheart! Hello, little one!" You bounced a bit, elated to see your favorite person in the world and giggled. You also loved when he talked to you in the morning. Mainly because his perfectly delicious Australian accent came out pretty thick when he was still tired. "Here, can daddy have that, you know it's only for night night time!" Jacob smiled as he grabbed onto the handle of the pacifier and pulled it from your mouth, making a popping sound with his lips to make you laugh. "That's better munchkin!" He swiftly picked you up and hugged you close, rubbing your back as you snuffled into his neck, still a bit sleepy. "Oh good morning sweetheart!" He pulled back to look at your face, "Did you sleep good, have nice dreams?" You nodded, hugging tightly onto his neck. "Yeah? Should we go get you some brekkie?" You nodded like a bobblehead. "Nanas!" You yelled, sticking your tongue out. Jacob couldn't help but laugh. "You want 'nana's? Should we do a big fruit bowl?" You nodded.

"One fruit bowl for one little munchkin!" Jacob said theatrically as he gave you your bowl of cut up strawberries, blueberries, grapes, oranges and of course bananas. "Thank you!" You said before you dug in, eating with your fingers.

Jacob smiled and let you eat, grabbing the left over fruit to make himself a fruit smoothie. He grabbed all the leftovers and poured them all into the blender, popping the cap on. He prepared to push the buttons but looked over to you who was still eating. "Heads up baby, loud noise." He said, warning you so you wouldn't get scared. He waited till you plugged your ears before he pressed the start button to make his smoothie.

When you and Jacob were done with your breakfast, he laughed at how messy you are. "You are a mess, bub! Should we go get ready for the day?" You nodded, shoving your fingers in your mouth. Jacob brought you upstairs and at the end of the hallway, he turned to you and asked, "Should we run? Should daddy run?" Jacob jogged down the hallway to the nursery, bouncing you all the way, making you erupt into a fit of giggles. "Was that fun?" He asked, bringing you over to the closet and looking through it.

Picking your pale pink onesie with the strawberries on it, he laid you down on the changing table, pulling faces at you as he undressed you, peppering kisses all over your face and belly. You erupted into giggles, pushing your hands at him as the laughter stole your breath. "Daddy! Daddy stop it! Stop it!" You pushed him off and he zipped up your onesie. "Okay okay, I'll stop. What shall we do today baby? Should we play, watch movies or just laze around a bit?"

"Go outside?" You asked, watching his hands as they snapped the buttons on your onesie. "Um, I think it's a bit too cold to go outside today bubby," You pouted up at him, not because you wanted to make him feel guilty but because you were genuinely sad you couldn't play on your playset that was currently covered in snow. "Wanna go on my swiiiiiide!" You whined a bit. "I know baby but it's all wet from the snow, right now! Daddy's so sorry. But we can definitely have some fun today inside where it's warm!"

You whined a little, pouting a little longer as Jacob picked you up and you snuggled into his shoulder once again as he brought you back downstairs. "I know baby, daddy hates the snow too."

Now downstairs, Jacob could sense you didn't want to be put down just yet so he soaked up your snuggles. You pointed outside to your playset. "Where my Side go??" You asked, pointing outside. "It's covered in snow baby, you can't even see it!" You pouted looking longingly out the glass door at your covered play set.

Jacob hated seeing you sad, he had to think quickly to put a smile back on your face. He spun around and pointed to the Alexa device. "Hey baby, should we dance? You wanna dance with daddy?" You didn't say anything, still pouting about the snow outside.

Jacob marched you over to the device and bounced you as he loudly declared "Alexa Play Baby Shark!" His accent made the word shark sound like "shock". Hearing his accent pop out, you giggled, wiggling. Your wiggling was your little way of dancing. "Yeah, get it, bub! Go go go! Baby Shark do do do do!" You laugh as Jacob dangled you from his arms and spun you around making you laugh and scream. "Mommy shark do do do do!" Jacob yelled, as you clung to him, laughing your head off.

You loved today because it was just a day with your guy.

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MY FIRST JACOB ELORDI FIC!!!

I hope you like it!

@elvisthesillygoose @mooodyblue

[rhodesrider]

Hey could you do more mafia Judgment day x little! Reader????

Little One

Cg! Judgement Day x Little! Fem! Reader

Warnings: Visible age regression, visible violence and aggression around the regresseed, cussing, nicknames

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Y/N was humming along to her music while putting ingredients in the blender preparing for her Saturday. She scrunched her nose at the veggies that ones of her caregivers told her to put in but she didn’t feel like getting a lecture, so she just did as told. She grabbed a few leaves of spinach and kale and dropped them in the container tooting her nose up like they were poison. She continued her quest of putting in fresh mangos and pineapples, ice and some juice to balanced it out. Her song ended and soon she heard the muffled screams that she was drowning out before. She looked over seeing a man on the floor, tied up blindfolded, muffling for help hoping someone hears him. She was told to watch him,if he does anything stupid she calls one of them back in the living room. Her caregivers were having a meeting about the man. She simple stepped over him after she finished up putting her smoothie in a cup and Bluetooth her headphones to the tv. She turned on her program and enjoyed her time watching her shows while the captive still screamed desperately for help in front of her.

The door clicked opened and heavy footsteps could be heard, the body down below wiggled more. Y/N didn’t hear the aggressive screaming but saw the movement looking down at it. She looked was greeted by kisses on her face making her giggle and blush. She took off her headphones and looked up seeing it was Finn, one of her caregivers and Damien grabbing the body. “Next time munchkin, ask mama for help with the smoothie. You did good and I bet it tastes amazing but you forgot to clean up again.” She pouted at the statement but nodded since she was in her headspace. “What cha gonna do with the dummy?” She calls the people that they bring in for interrogation “dummies” since they show no face at all to her. “The dummy we will handle princess, thank you for watching him for us.” Damien gave Y/N kisses all on her face making her smile. She loves to help whenever she can. “When is mama gonna be ready? I wanna go to build a bear..” she asked looking at the two. Finn forgot to tell Rhea about Y/N wanting to get a new stuffed animal, she cursed under his breath and Damien rolled his eyes knowing it crossed Finn’s mind last minute and called Rhea.

Rhea was getting the tools ready with Dominik and JD. JD was still getting use to the room of screams and torture but that’s how they get info and stuff done. It was honest his first time meeting Y/N, he’s not permitted to speaking to her or anything but he knows that’s the crews girl. Rhea got the call and answered. She sighed cursing under her breath and hung up. “Dom I need to go get something I’ll be out for a while so help them with the fucker if you need to. Same as you JD.” “Ok mami.” Dom nodded and JD nodded as well watching her walk out. JD now has some courage to ask a few questions. “Hey so, about that girl I saw?” Dom looked up at him while he was texting. “What about her?” “Well who is that? No one is really telling me anything.” Dominik rolled his eyes and showed him his lockscreen. A picture of Y/N and him, she was sleeping on him during a car ride in his arms. “Oh so she’s your girl?” JD assumed. “No not just my baby , she’s also Damien’s princess, she’s even Finn’s munchkin, and Mami’s sweetheart.” He said casually. JD was still a bit confused. Seeing the look on his face, Dominik explained more. “We all take care of her, she’s been through a lot and we watch over her and love her equally. She diffuses a lot of anger in the house and she’s a really good person.” “So you have her around all this?” JD asked meaning all the killings the bodies and times where the people come over to talk about the drug exchanges. “We tried not to at first, we were hiding it the best we can. But literally one night when we were talking to a dude, she popped up outta nowhere where. Saying his screams were making it hard to sleep, she didn’t have her headphones on. We thought we were in trouble, and she wasn’t gonna fuck with us no more. But instead she went to the car and got her headphones, put them on and went to Rhea while she was in a chair watching and sat in her lap facing the other way putting on music falling asleep on her.” JD chuckled some, thinking it was kinda cute. “So she’s been around it before and ignores it-“ “Oh no she helps out too.” JD raised an eyebrow. “How?” Dom told him how Y/N wasn’t in her headspace like she usually was for once. “It was a dude that gives us fake money, and was trying to run away. But she saw what he looked like, that was a man that wasn’t the best towards her. He abused her and tried to sell her body. But she escaped.” JD remembered the story. “And someone shot him in the leg.” JD knew that someone was Y/N. “Her face was in so much anger, I’ve never seen it before. She even put one of our bandanas over her lower face to not be seen. Of course I wanted to intervene because it was just me and mami at the time, but she let her finish him off. After that I got the body in the car, and Y/N was silent the whole night. She cried when mami tried to check on her in the back, we both were worried but Y/N explained to us what happened.” JD soon heard the guys come in with the body. “Sorry for the delay, she wanted to make us smoothies.” Finn gave Dom a cup, and Damien gave JD a cup. “She made one for me?” He smiled some. “Yea she’s warming up to you.” Damien smiled. “Now about dude.” He pointed at the body on the floor by the door. “Let’s finish with him because princess wants a game night and I’m fixing to kick some ass in Mario kart.” Damien smirked. “Like hell you will.” Dom smirked back and got up getting ready for the interrogation. JD nodded and finished up his smoothie in two gulps putting the cup down getting back to business.

Later that night,

Y/N was holding her new hello kitty plushie, watching her caregivers and JD play the switch. Her eyes were starting to heavy and she yawned some. “First yawn of the night Cookie Monster!” Dominik tickled her some making her giggle and kiss her cheek. “So who do you want for your tuck in? Remember we go to the mall tomorrow morning.” Rhea reminded her. Y/N thought about it and pointed at JD and soon a weight was dropped on his chest looking at Damien. “Really? You don’t want me or Finny princess?” She shook her head no getting off Dom’s lap kissing his cheek first then one by one the rest of the crews saying goodnight. After she walked to her bedroom, they all looked at JD. He was shocked too. “I…I don’t know what to say..” he was nervous, what if he does something wrong? He’s still a newbie to the group he would hate to be dead. “Just read her a book till she falls asleep dude you got this.” Dom smiled. JD nodded and went upstairs after.

He walked her room that just resembles a gothic like princess theme. The walls were stone and the floor a plain white tile. Lights for comfort and her bed a giant king size, he was amazed. Y/N was in her bathroom changing in her night clothes stepped out jumping seeing him up here so quick. “I’m sorry I didn’t mean to scare you.” “It’s okies.” She said low and went over getting her stuffed animal and a book getting in her giant bed. He sat on the bed getting the book of 5 minute storybooks with Disney princesses inside. “Ok, nice choice. What princess you wanna hear about tonight?” She thought about it while fluffing her pillow. “I’m not sure…” she pouted not able to choose. JD smiled and closed his eyes pointing at the cover which had all the princesses on it. “Eenie meanie..mineie…” he blindly chose the princess Cinderella. “You want me to read Cinderella?” She nodded as she started to get comfy and had her stuffed animal ready.

Finn went upstairs to see what JD was up to, soon hearing heavy snoring. Knowing Y/N doesn’t snore like that, he peeked in and saw both her and JD sleep in the bed, he had his arm around her protecting her even. Finn rolled his eyes and closed the door, letting the two sleep. “He’s knocked out along with her.” Finn said. “She’s warming up to him finally.” Rhea smiled as she was helping clean up. “That’s good, I remember when she couldn’t even be around him, like hiding and stuff behind me and Damien.” Finn chuckled. “I’m glad she’s giving him a chance.” Damien mumbled as he was washing dishes. Y/N always gives a chance she’s just happy she has people that care.~

[whateveryouiguess]

in the wee, small hours of the morning.

Miguel O’ Hara x Fem Reader

Summary: Miguel invites his girl to his early morning run. you can guess how that worked out for him.

Warnings: none! fluffy and fun, im not fluent in spanish but i’m getting there, native speakers u r 100% invited to critique me !! lmk what u think :)

if the sun wasn’t up, then neither was she.

few things got in between the girl and her beauty sleep. the grinding cacophony of the blender as miguel made his pre workout smoothie wasn’t enough to shake her from her sleep, but the absence of his warmth beside her in bed did cause her to stir. wiping the sleep from her eyes, her blurry vision took in the looming shadow of his broad shoulders, casted by the lamp on the nightstand beside her. the sight of his muscular back was enough to keep her awake as she sat up in bed, watching him get changed into his favorite dry fit high neck shirt.

“were you gonna say good morning?” his still raspy voice cut the cozy silence between them. “or just sit and stare at me, like a pervert?” he turns to face her with a half smile as he pulls his sweatpants on, hands on his hips.

she smiles and leans forward in the bed. “i was waiting for you to finish, actually. i didn’t wanna interrupt.”

“is that so?” he quirks an eyebrow, making his way towards the bed. she stretches her arms out and wraps them around his trim waist as he leans in for a kiss.

“mhmm.” she pulls him against her and hugs around his middle as he places kisses on her hairline. “you get dressed in a very particular way, it’s a process that can’t be disturbed. an art, some might even say.”

“who?” he laughs gently and sits beside her in the bed, pulling on his compression socks. he wraps a heavy arm around her waist and she lets her hands fall on the shoulders she’d just been admiring. his head seeks the crook of her neck like his brain is on cruise control and his lips freckle all their favorite spots, her fingers carding through his hair. “come with me.” he suggests before stamping a kiss below her ear, pulling away when she snorts out a laugh.

“you’re kidding.” a kiss on her cheek, the corner of her lips.

“nope.” he chimes.

“where, on your five am run?” she brushes a loose curl behind his ear, cocking an eyebrow with a smile. “now, you and i both know that would not end well.” he rolls his eyes and kisses her again, sitting up.

“well, you said you wanted to work out more! i was just putting it out there.” he gestures with a dramatic hand as he defends himself. she can’t help but laugh in response, to the chagrin of a very unamused miguel.

“yes, i do,” she kisses him back, only teasing him a little bit. “but inducing cardiac arrest at the asscrack of dawn isn’t exactly my idea of working out.” he wants to tuck his tail and pretend to be upset, but he can’t help but snicker at her dramatics. accepting defeat, he returns to the task of kissing, moving his arm from her waist to hold her hand and kiss down her arm.

“dios mío, querida.” he laughs out, warm breath trailing down the skin of her bicep, tickling the crook of her elbow. “cómo se dice hoity-toity?”

“oh, shut up!” she barks out a laugh and tickles at his armpit, coaxing him off of her. she gives him a gentle push as he stands. “you little shit.”

he returns the shove with a very gentle push against her shoulder, to which she dramatically flops over in the bed, folding herself in half at the waist and remaining still, poking out her tongue to seal the deal. with another dramatic eye-roll, he leans down to brush the strewn about hairs out of her eyes and kiss her on the cheek. she doesn’t kiss back, fully committed to the bit. “be back soon.” he slips his tennis shoes on and slides his cellphone into the pocket of his nike sweatpants, being sure to throw a blanket over the very dramatic, very awake, angel in his bed. “i’ll be sure to have LOTS of fun without you!” she snorts at that but stays still, only humming in reply. he stops himself at the door to watch her readjust her position, curling the bedsheets up over her neck and smelling them unashamedly, smiling at the scent of him.

maybe she didn’t wanna run with him today, but she would certainly be running circles in his mind as soon as he walked out the door.

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i liked writing this one 🤭

[spaghettinoodlesworld]

The English Love Deception Pt3

“I’ll make you fucking obsessed y/n watch me cause I just started”

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4

Jude Bellingham X Reader ft Trent Alexander Arnold

Word count: 2.5k

Warnings: swearing and sexual tension

“Shhh, unless you want people downstairs to see you like this with me.”

“Like this like what?”

“You want me to describe to you how this looks well you a young woman pressed to the wall in a short black dress with a jacket thats barely hanging to your body now,” he looked down at your chest, “breathing shallowly” his eyes went back up to your face and said, “face flushed and pupils dilated and then there is me”

“Yea and then there is you a complete disappointment to the whole story”

He laughed he actually laughed in your face this mf thinks he’s fine enough to act like that.

“If that’s so then what are you doing at the house of a disappointment”

“Most definitely not for you”

“Well then tell me one name you’d rather have with you instead of me right now and I’ll be the judge”

You opened your mouth to automatically say a name but closed your mouth again. This is embarrassing you almost said Trent’s name.

“ thought so..so listen you and me next week Hannah’s wedding you heard it all didn’t you?”

“why don’t you take your girlfriend though? I mean the girl said you have one”

It was his turn to remain silent. You understood that that the girlfriend story was a weak attempt to save his ego but you won’t be the one feeding his.

“how can I take anybody when I can take you.”

“You mean to say that you lied about having a girlfriend and now you’re asking me for a favour because you desperately need me as your plus one?” You corrected him

“I wouldn’t word it that way cause I don’t ‘desperately’ need you. I just randomly thought of the idea but for the sake of your fantasies at night yes I desperately need you.”

Keeping up a conversation with this man is semi-impossible unless you wanna lose a lot of your brain cells.

The only successful way to deal with such people as him Is to ignore them completely.

“What’s in it for me though?” Of course you’re gaining so much from the deal you yourself are getting a plus one who’s actually Trent’s friend but of course you won’t say so. The less he knows the better off you are.

“You really are the type of person who only replies to with one message when your friend spams you with messages, aren’t you?”

“and with your current performance I don’t think you’ll get to find out.” Slayyyyy

“You get to keep the jacket and since I’m feeling a little more generous today I’ll let you decide what else you want in return.”

If you leave this house dating Jude your girls will smack you slice you smash you put you in a blender and make smoothie out of you. You need to make a very good deal at least.

“I need a job.”

“Do you think I’m LinkedIn by any chance?” he said not taking you seriously his eyes wandering around the house and said, “last time I checked this isn’t JobCentre Plus”

“Get me a job you have a deal no job no deal”

“Okay okayy I’ll see what I’ll be able to do about that. So deal?” He said raising his hand for a shake. You hummed a little as a response completely ignoring his hand and slightly pushing him away to go for the stairs only to find him pulling you from the back by your jacket’s pocket.

You spun around and your heels almost said bye bitch so by instinct your hands moved to clutch anything nearby. And what other than his shirt would be a better idea? You looked at him to give him a piece of your mind and instantly regretted even looking upwards. This man will break your neck one day.

“As much as I’m into your bratty behaviour, I’m your lover right now and I’d like you to act like it hmm?”

“Newton’s 3rd law For every action there is an equal but opposite reaction. Fix that attitude of yours I’ll give you what you want.”

He didn’t reply and slightly pushed you aside and left for the stairs. Two can play this game and you won’t accept defeat.

“Girl where have yOU been?” Bunny said worriedly the moment you went back to the backyard.

“It’s a long story I’ll tell you all about it later. Where’s MJ?” You look around searching for her

“They’re going to play a cards game. I was about to come and search for you do you wanna play?”

“Yea yea lets go”

You said your hi’s and sat next to your girls waiting for the game to start

“I’ll act as if I haven’t noticed with whom you were missing the whole night,” MJ said softly pinching your thigh.

“I swear I’ll tell y’all everything I swear.” you looked at the people who are playing only to lock eyes with Jude who was already looking at you. He tilted his head to the side before winking at you. He certainly has a switch from quirky to flirty.

“Am I the only one who saw that?” Bunny questioned.

“Yea someone better prepare to be steak tonight” you continued scanning the crowd only for your eyes to drop at Trent who has Hannah wrapped next to him. She was too busy acting pretty and counting his arm muscles to even notice your existence. You secretly wished it would stay that way.

“So guys I guess we all know the game right? Pick a card, do what the card says or drink. Pretty simple” said a pretty boy with eyebrow slits.

“He is fine and super funny I wanna have his babies,” MJ said looking as us for agreement.

“I don’t think that’s what people do when they meet funny people,” Bunny said scanning the young man you guys being extremely obvious the boy looked toward you guys and smiled.

“Told y’all he’s my husband,” MJ said with all seriousness crossing her arms.

“Welcome to the Foden family, Mrs Foden” Bunny jokingly shook hands with MJ

“It’s a pleasure.”

“Guys guys the first card has been withdrawn.” You drew their attention to the game.

“okay okay it says ‘Pick up a random book and read it in the most seductive voice manageable.’ Oh god wait let me warm up ahem.” said the player who pulled the card.

“I’ll get a book give me a sec,” said Jude as he went running to get him a book.

“I don’t think I’ll be able to take mason mount seriously after what I’m gonna hear,” bunny told you. Jude comes back with a green book in hand

“Here you go enlighten us with your knowledge”

“Perhaps..” mason started to approach Foden slowly, “few of us realize that without plants..” he said caressing Foden’s neck with his knuckles.

You couldn’t help but laugh with the others and also feel bad because you can tell everyone is gonna be traumatised tonight.

“all our modern civilization would be swept away and that upon plants has been built all that we have so far accomplished and everything that we may yet become.” Mason continued as he sat on Foden’s lap trying his best to keep his voice as low as possible. It is very hard to tell if he’s acting anymore.

“The overthrow of any king or republic, the wiping out-“

“Oh man stop god stop,” Foden finally cracked, “my name might be Phil but I’m not fucking Philodendron.”

“I guess it’s my turn now I hope I get a normal card,” Trent said getting up to fetch the card from the table.

“What does it say,” Hannah sweetly said. You wanted to poke her eyes out but you won’t cause that would be animal abuse.

“‘Hold hands with the person to your left for the duration of the game. If you or the other person let go at any point, you each have to do 2 shots each.’ My left? That’s you babe.” Trent said going back to his seat holding Hannah’s hand.

“Mate that’s not fun you guys already do that all the time tsk,” Foden said shaking his head.

“I mean I won’t mind doing that for eternity as long as it’s you Trent,” you don’t understand how did she say that without gagging cause what the fuck.

“*cough* cringy bitch *cough*” you couldn’t help but do that but maybe you went a bit too loud.

“hm? Oh y/n is that youu?” Hannah said in her usual whiny voice. Shit now you have to engage with snakes.

“I have been here for a while now,” you laughed awkwardly okay now you wish you would just be sucked by a black hole. Everyone is silently watching the useless chat.

“I would’ve came and hugged you but I’m stuck with Trent,” she said raising their hands in the air to show you how ‘stuck’ she is.

“yeah that’s fine congratulations by the way,” you told her. You wanted so bad to Google “how to stop an unwanted conversation”

“Awww thank you, don’t make the past stop you and start seeing someone girlie we aren’t getting any younger,” okay somebody smack this bitch up.

“The only thing I should be seeing is you out the door bitch” you thought to yourself

“Oh y/n here likes to keep her dating life private even from her best friends you see I’m dying for them to know who’s that famous guy you’re seeing y/n” Bunny said trying to save you some face.

“As a matter of fact Hannah here might know him isn’t that right?” MJ said making matters worse but it was worth it to see that shocked look on Hannah’s face.

“now you’re killing me with curiosity y/nnnn. You don’t know about this, Trent?” The bitch is doing it on purpose.

“As long as he treats you right, you have my support,” Trent says calmly face void of emotion.

“This mf thinks he’s Amazon tech support from the amount of support he’s throwing at you, y/n” MJ whispered and you almost fell off your chair.

You glanced at Jude who was try his best to act as if he doesn’t give a damn about what’s going on.

“Okay let’s continue it’s my turn I’ll pick a card,” said Foden, “‘Hit on someone in the group the way you’d hit on someone in the club’

i haven’t done that in a while I’m super rusty”

Foden slowly approaches MJ and said “hey”

“Yes?” MJ acting nonchalant when we all know she’s going crazy for the eyebrow slits

“I have to admit, you’ve got some killer moves on you. For how long are you planning to stay?” He directly started the act and MJ went along with it.

“If you play your cards right maybe till 3” MJ is clearly stealing the show from Foden.

“Perfect, then I have enough time to figure out how to make a move on you”

MJ seems to forget it’s all an act as the girl when into vibration mood.

“How about I start now?” He said smiling cheekily while lifting the aforementioned eyebrow.

Okay now MJ has passed.

“HAHAHA THAT WAS GOOD” you said clapping trying to move the attention towards you.

“sorry I wasn’t giving it my all,” he said to MJ

“worked on me and I’m not usually easily impressed,” she flirted and a few seconds of exchanged glances took place.

“OKAY Bellingham your turn,” Foden said returning back to his seat.

This better be good cause you really need something to laugh at something that starts with a J and ends with UDE.

“‘Give someone of your choice a leg massage after seductively removing their footwear’ god that’s terrible.” This was super funny to you until you found him approaching your seat.

“Ironic isn’t it?” Jude says dropping to his knees in front of your seat. You reflexively squeezed your thighs together.

“what is?” You have zero idea what’s going on

“I told you I’ll make you fall for me and it’s me who has dropped to his knees for you.” He said reaching for your leg that’s covered with your knee high boots.

“What are you doing,” you whispered to him pushing his hands away from your knees.

“Just follow my lead,” he whispered back. His fingertips touching the back of your knees not only tickling you but tickling your soul. You must control your expressions you guys are literally providing a free show for everyone to watch.

“And you’re sure that little plan of yours will actually work?” He pulled you closer to him by pulling at your chair’s legs.

“no definitely not with those poor acting skills of yours for sure”

He unzips your left boot his fingers running down to calf you are supposed to relax but all you get is goosebumps.

“Your calf muscles are tense loosen up for me” he said light smacking the back of your leg.

“I am relaxed”

“If that’s how you look relaxed how do you look tensed? I’ll go from bottom to the top okay?”

From this moment onwards you have forgotten about everyone Trent Hannah your girls it’s just Jude now.

He started at your ankle and then abruptly stopped and looked at you. Oh, he saw the tattoo you had of Trent’s name. You felt his eyes glooming and the way he just completely ignored the area and wasn’t even touching it as if it would burn him if he did.

“Say something,” he said.

“What do you want me to say,” you told him you noticed that you have been looking everywhere but him. Looking at him gripping your legs focusing on nothing but you, sucked the life out of you. He was rubbing your calf muscles with both hands using long upward strokes not minding the fact that you almost had a stroke.

“Does it feel good?” In normal circumstances that would’ve sounded weird af to you but for some reason you haven’t even noticed yourself humming to him.

“Use your words, y/n” your breath hitched and suddenly your mouth is dry you can’t utter a word. It feels as if you are under his mercy

The higher he gets the better it feels and the rougher the kneading gets.

“Jude,” you couldn’t help but groan, biting your lip to stop it from getting louder.

“I’m sorry I’ll go sof-“ he said thinking that you’re in pain until he looked at you to find you more than enjoying whatever he’s doing. His hands stoping at the back of your thighs where the dress was stopping him part of you wants to pull your dress upwards to give him room to continue whatever he’s doing.

You wanted to praise the lord when you felt his fingers slipping under your dress then it all stopped when he withdrew his hands. He helped you put on your boot and you stood up to properly put your feet inside and zipped it.

“You are going to make me lose my fucking mind, Jude Bellingham”

He leaned to your ear only to say,

“I’ll make you fucking obsessed y/n watch me cause I just started.”

[sexykatsuki17]

STOMACH VS LAXATIVES

It was Winter night at the UA dorms and Bakugo, Kirishima, Denki, Sero, Todoroki, and Midoriya were playing a card game. Much to Bakugo’s dismay to allow Todoroki and Midoriya to play with them.

It’s your turn you damn Nerd Bakugo said agitatedly oh Right Midoriya Said drawing a card and he placed it down. Alright, Todoroki it’s your turn Midoriya said alright Todoroki said he drew a card. Ah, you losers are so dead, Bakugo said as he placed down an Ace. Awww man Bakugo must be cheating somehow Denki said huh? Why would I cheat? I'm just good at this game and you people are lame, especially you dunce face. Your nicknames are so childish Todoroki said Oh and you shut your face half and half bastard!!!! Bakugo yelled hey no yelling can we continue the game? Midoriya said good idea, Sero said.

Bakugo rolled his eyes. It's late and I’m tired. Come on Bakubro, at least finish the game. Kirishima said no I told you I’m tired Bakugo said getting up. yeah, it is pretty late I’m going to be as well Sero said good night everyone Sero said good night Sero Midoriya, Todoroki, and Kirishima said. After everyone cleaned they each went to their rooms where Todoroki and Midoriya texted.

Roki: Hey Midoriya are you awake?

Midoriya: yeah I’m awake.

Roki: good, did you enjoy the card game?

Midoriya: yeah I did unfortunately Kachan’s yelling was over the top.

Roki: yeah he is so extra.

Midoriya: You know what, I have the perfect idea.

Todoroki: What's your idea?

Midoriya: I wanna pull a prank on Kachan.

Todoroki: ohh Tell me more

Midoriya: Yesterday at the store I brought these really strong laxatives and I was planning before Kachan blends up his smoothie in the morning to add the laxatives in there and since him and Kirishima share that Smoothie I’ll be pranking him as well.

Todoroki: I like that way you think.

Midoriya: thank you. Let’s get some sleep.

Roki: alright Good night Midoriya

Midoriya: good night Todoroki.

After Midoriya and Todoroki went to sleep, Midoriya couldn’t wait to start his plan. Soon the morning time came and thanks to them being on Winter break this plan will be easy. Midoriya got up early and he got his laxative powder and he went down to the kitchen and he looked in the fridge and he saw a bowl of cut up fruits and vegetables he grabbed the bowel and he put 2 cups of the laxatives in there and he stirred it up very well.

Before he placed it back Into the refrigerator.

Before long Bakugo and Kirishima came back from their morning run. Oh man I’m so hungry Kirishima said you never told me you ran on an empty stomach Kirishima said Bakugo rolled his eyes how many times have I told you shitty hair. That running on an empty stomach gives you the best results. Also having a full stomach will slow you down Bakugo said getting his and Kirishima’s blenders. Yeah that’s true Kirishima said Bakugo got the bowl of fruit out of the fridge.

Bakugo’s smoothie consist of:

6 Strawberries

5 Mangos (sliced)

Half of a Banana

Plain yogurt

Strawberry Banana juice

(Protein Powder plain)

Kirishima’s smoothie consist of

Blueberries (1 cup)

5 Strawberries

Blackberries

Raspberries

Half of a Banana

Plain yogurt

Juice

Protein powder (plain)

After they blended their smoothies Bakugo and Kirishima sat down and drinked their drinks.

Once they finished Bakugo and Kirishima went to go do their own things.

About a good hour later is when Bakugo and Kirishima both got pretty bad upset stomachs.

With Midoriya and Todoroki

Midoriya and Todoroki were at the mall together so did you put the laxative powder in the smoothies? Todoroki asked excitedly. You mean in the smoothie mix. Yes I did, Midoriya said and it’s creepy how excited you are about that. Well I’ve been wanting to make Bakugo suffer for a long time, Todoroki said. What did Kirishima do to you? Midoriya asked oh nothing but since he’s Bakugo’s best friend why not throw him in as an accessory to the fact Todoroki said you are crazy Midoriya said Todoroki looked At Midoriya before they both laughed.

With Bakugo and Kirishima

Oh that smoothie is not agreeing with My stomach Kirishima said as his stomach growled loudly, I usually have a strong stomach but that smoothie is not agreeing with My stomach either Bakugo said as his stomach also growled loudly. Our stomachs usually feel fine after drinking that kind of smoothie. Kirishima said Bakugo loudly burped ugh I know. Soon Midoriya and Todoroki came back. Hey guys welcome back Kirishima said hello Kirishima Midoriya and Todoroki said. You don’t look so good Bakugo Todoroki said why don’t you shut up Bakugo said his stomach gurgling. If you don’t stop yelling and getting upset you’re going to upset your stomach more Kirishima said his stomach also growling loudly.

Tch your stomach is just as upset as mine Bakugo said yeah I know Kirishima said. I have to go to the bathroom. Bakugo said you might not wanna do that Midoriya said WHY THE HELL NOT!!!? Bakugo yelled because the Toilets won’t flush due to them being cleaned Todoroki said. I didn’t get a email from Mr Aizawa about the toilets getting cleaned Kirishima said last minute decision

Midoriya said IF I FOUND OUT THAT YOU BASTARDS ARE LYING YOU ARE BOTH DEAD!!! Bakugo yelled.

Alright bubble guts Todoroki said WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME YOU DADDY ISSUES HAVING PUNK!! Bakugo yelled. Todoroki punched Bakugo hard in the stomach causing his stomach to growl extremely loudly ugh Bakugo moaned I need a bucket or something Bakugo said. well you are in luck Kacchan I brought some new ones at the store today Midoriya said giving Bakugo the orange Bucket wait why did you get these did you know? Bakugo asked, "Do I know what? Midoriya asked that me and Kirishima would get an upset stomach? Bakugo asked no I didn’t know I was just got some new buckets midoriya said.

Soon Both Bakugo and Kirishima both started to have diarrhea in the buckets. Todoroki soon started to record them STOP RECORDING ME YOU BASTARD!! Bakugo yelled uhm no I don’t think so Todoroki said why you no good little Bakugo said before Midoriya came out what is this prank wars? Kirishima asked not on you Kirishima but you are an accessory to the fact, for being Bakugo’s best friend Midoriya said so yes it was me I put Very strong laxatives in your smoothie mix this morning before you come back from your run. I know you didn’t come up with this plan on your own. Someone must’ve helped you. Bakugo said, "You will be surprised," Kacchan Mirdoriya said.

After some hours of Diarrhea and an upset stomach, Bakugo and Kirishima were lying down in their beds. Bakugo learned a thing about Midoriya. Never underestimate him and make sure that he has tons and tons of toilet paper.

[lampmanliveblogs]

”Actually, the Titan’s skull is normal. Everything else is… wrong.”

That’s a brief, if not very descriptive summation of the current situation. It looks like someone threw the Teletubbies and every Kirby game into a blender and spilled the smoothie over a box of halloween decorations.

I feel I should probably talk a little bit about the scene just before this…

The Witch Kids were, naturally, elated to be back home, with Willow & Gus goofing off for a bit. Hunter looks on fondly… until he hears a bird’s song and catches a glimpse of a red bird. He snaps at Willow & Gus, telling them that they don’t have time for this, they need to find Belos.

Willow & Gus share this look, and I think they both realize the same thing. Namely, that Hunter just went through a very traumatic experience, including his best friend and familiar dying. Dying by his own hand, forced as it may have been by the monster that has abused him since childhood. Also, the whole grimwalker thing.

I would not surprise me if Hunter ends up becoming obsessed with hunting Belos down and putting him down for good as vengeance, not just for the pain he himself has had to endure, but for taking the life of Flapjack as well. And that obsession might cause him to lash out towards his friends and family, and cause some conflict.

That thing atop the Titan’s skull Willow, is The Collector’s new house where he will live with King and where they can be best friends forever and ever.

Now, what to call it… It looks a bit like a crown, or maybe a tiara. I kinda like the sound of ”Tiara Halls” as a name. It has a nice palace-y vibe to it. I think I’m gonna call it that from now on.

Luz has still not changed her mind. Not that I expected her to, it’s been like fifteen minutes in-universe time. She’ll come around eventually. I hope.

Oh, and kudos to Luz for figuring out so quickly that Camila figured out her intentions. Well, Camila didn’t so much figure them out as she heard Luz herself explain them, but still. Luz has historically not always been the best at picking up on details like that.

As for Camila… she’s trying, but she obviously just don’t know what to say. She can see that her daughter is making a mistake, but she doesn’t know how to tell her that. She tries to be supportive and talk about how nice the Demon Realm is, but that falls pretty flat. as she finds herself in a scary land, filled with ghosts and dangerous things, and monsters running around.

And to be fair, it’s not like Luz was always super-pumped about the Demon Realm either. I seem to recall that her reaction back in season one, episode one was ”Oh jeez, getting transported into a magical land was actually super scary! Weird witch lady, please bring me home!”

Then she made friends with King and Eda, and the prisoners at the Conformitorium. And in the end she decided that she wanted to stay in the Demon Realm to learn magic. My point is, it wasn’t love at first sight for Luz when it came to the Demon Realm, so we shouldn’t expect it to be so for Camila either. I’m sure that once she sees how happy this world and its people makes her daughter, she’ll grow more fond of it.

Oh, and sidenote: I mentioned in the last episode that Luz had what I thought might be a book on taxidermying. Turns out I was right, as Camila confirms that Luz has (or had) a taxidermy hobby. So yay, go me! I got it right!

(future Lampman here: something I only recently remembered: back in Yesterday’s Lie, Camila made Luz promise that she’d stay in the Human Realm once she made it back. I talk a little bit more about this later)

Hunter: ”Oh come on, It’s not like a swarm of ghosts will inexplicably appear if you say his name. I think.”

The Ghost of Caleb Wittebane about to do the funniest thing: ”Wanna bet?”

So the question is, is that a real ghost? We’ve heard references to ghosts and spirits before, but I don’t think those were ever implied to be the vengeful souls of the dead.

Another, perhaps more likely explanation is that Philip hallucinating. Like I said last episode, towards the end there, it really did seem like he wasn’t even sure when he was, much less where he was or who he was talking to. It really did seem to me like he was reciting an old conversation, from that fateful day he took his brother’s life. Of course, the lifeless body of Caleb and the bloodied knife would be on his mind. And, well… Philip wasn’t exactly the most sane person there ever was to begin with, and that was before he was turned into gloop.

Looking at this apparition (blurry as it may be), I immediately notice the knife Philip used to take Caleb’s life hanging above the dead brother’s head like some Sword of Damocles that already fell. It’s stained red with blood, which is pretty intense imagery for a kid’s show from Disney. I also notice a tear in Caleb’s shirt, from where Philip would have stabbed him, I presume.

Something that’s kinda interesting though is how unhealthy he looks. His cheeks are sunken in, and his eyes have large dark bags beneath them. He looks malnourished. Which… is not how I recall him looking in the paintings in Philip’s mind back in Hollow Mind.

It’s… still not entirely clear whether this is a ghost or just a figment of Philip’s imagination. Ghost!Caleb doesn’t say anything, only looks on with what almost looks like disappointment or possible disdain at how pathetic Philip has become.

Granted, these dead looks seem to mean something to Philip. He thinks Ghost!Caleb is mocking him and lashes out. Of course, his strikes pass through the apparition and he collapses on the ground as his body continues to decompose. He drags himself away, muttering that he needs another body as the camera pans upwards towards Tiara Halls.

Philip says he was only trying to save Caleb’s soul and that this is all his fault. I do wonder… I wonder if Philip genuinely blames  Caleb for, well… all of this. Or if this is some part of his broken mind trying to justify his actions to himself and push away the guilt. Maybe it’s a bit of both.

[libra-stellium]

This Uranus in Taurus transit I am just soooooo over it (rant)

It’s transiting my 3H 😪 do I want it to go into my 4H??? No. Do I want it to go back into my 2H?? No but these random ass issues from my neighbors??? I can do without Omg yes I’m blaming the stars!

I moved into my apartment in August 2019 just a few months after Uranus moved into my 3H and I have had the most random neighbors and issues with neighbors

Yes my walls are thin 😭 no I didn’t know how thin when I moved in

Just a recap from 2019 to present day

Upstairs neighbor having sex so loud at literally 3am every other night loud enough to wake me up from deep sleep (this went on until right before Valentine’s Day 2021 I think they broke up and then she moved out before 2022)

Same upstairs neighbor didn’t tell maintenance that her toilet had a leak??? So my whole bathroom ceiling caved in from the water collected

Downstairs neighbor hosting gospel choir rehearsals????? Or watching it on TV idek

Left side neighbor was really into smoothies or something and that didn’t bother me but it was strange that every time I went into my kitchen is when she started her blender

Across the hall neighbor had a kid who played some air instrument 😩

New downstairs neighbor had their Alexa volume so loud I could hear Alexa medication reminders 😀 one night they were listening to a podcast soooo loud and fell asleep. I had to go downstairs at 4am and I knocked for 5 min and they never came to the door they just turned the shit off lol

Right side neighbors got a baby it was only an issue bc they share my bedroom wall at least they didn’t stay long

Got new left side neighbors who would burn food all the time and the smoke alarm was always going off and the burnt smell would seep into my apartment making me so paranoid

New downstairs neighbor listens to her TV so loud sometimes that my couch vibrates from the bass

New left side neighbors from the last few months have TWO dogs in a building that doesn’t allow pets and they’re not service animals bc they bark alllll day even at me opening my own door and the one guy doesn’t put them on a leash so every time he lets them out the dog runs and slams his body on my front door before taking off down the hallway 😂 that’s really unbelievable I had to take my doorstep decorations back in

Across the hall neighbor almost killed us bc his stove was leaking gas all day!!!! And this was the night before I traveled I smelled it right in front of my door and I was like wtf?? I asked him if he could smell it and he was so rude like “no I don’t smell anything and if you’re scared it’s gonna blow up just make sure your smoke alarm is working” 🤯 I called the fire department 😂 just for it to be his stove!! He hasn’t made eye contact with me since

This rant is brought to you by the sensory overload of my upstairs neighbor vacuuming hardwood floors for the last hour and a half 😭😭 we have the same one bedroom layout there’s not that much floor like I wanna move so bad! But I don’t want to just switch apartments if I move I want a single family house bc I cannot be sharing walls anymore!

[pedgecalmdown]

GG - p.p.

Summary: You help your boyfriend Population with gaming, and things get a little wild 😜.

word count: 1.4k

warnings: AVERAGE OHIO GAMER!!!🤣Oozing, secretion, semi public sex, pesky pimples, steaming brown loaf, dark pee, watery sperm, nip suckling, pepperoni nipples, pee in womb, pungent toots, crusty red penis, crusty unclipped toes on your shoulders, uncut gym dog, hairy hog, cheesy wee wee, poop on tray, fart inhaling, fortnite, eating sleeping gaming and repeating, tuna smoothie, damp chicken nuggets, cavernous butthole

blueprint: ur sitting on tv e couch and perd is in his gaming room playing for the past few weeks and u hear him occasionally say goddamnit and smack the table and ur like his personal butler and he poops on tray and u feed him and he gets pimples and then he loses and he starts punching trh walks and u have sex with him to cheer him up

you’re sitting on the couch in your shared home with your boyfriend, panky, when you hear a large bang coming from panera’s gaming room. You stand up and start slowly walking over to the gaming room. “Penis? Whats wrong?” As you arrive at the doorframe of the room, you can see your visibly angry, sweaty, greasy-haired, pimpled boyfriend breathing heavily with his head in his hands as he growls. “These.. these little.. BAKAS!!!” He slams his fists down on the table and you jump a little. “Pedge, calm down. It’s gonna be ok. It’s just a game.” You knew pig iron would get mad sometimes, but you had never seen him in this state.

“It’s not just a game. it’s my entire life. Eat, sleep, game, repeat.” Placenta said while balling his shaking fists. It’s almost like you could see the steam blowing from his ears. You could see his face so red with anger, but you weren’t scared since he can’t even get out of his chair. He spoke again, sweat and grease flying from his hair onto your body. “Now if you would excuse me, I need to get back on my grind. GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!” You contemplated giving him a kiss on the forehead, but the amount of raging, oozing pimples he has turned the thought down. You turned away from Portable and walked to the door, but before you left, your sticky little nugget called your name. “Y/N!! I’m hungyyy!!! Get some food in my tummy NOW!!”

You roll your eyes and smile. You couldn’t stay mad at PlayStation. You open the freezer and grab some frozen tuna. You put it in the blender and start blending. You didn’t know why Pensions loved tuna smoothies, but you made them nonetheless because they were good for him. Especially in his current state. You made the smoothie along with some squishy, moist chicken nuggets that had been in the pantry for a week or 2. You put the nuggets in the microwave hoping to warm them up, but they just got squishier and the grease leaked everywhere. You put them on a plate and started walked over to pewter’s room, grease dripping from the plate onto your toes. You knock on the door with the knuckles holding the smoothie. He opens the door from his chair with armpit sweat stains all the way to the bottom of his shirt. “Here’s your food, plagerism.” “Fank u!” 🥺 He says.

Pube looks at you with his adorable wittle puppy dog eyes and asks, “can you pwease feed me while I game mami?” His index fingies pointing together while he asks. You reply ecstatically. “Of course!! Nothing but the best for my little poo poo muffin.” You walk to pillar’s desk while he slides back on his chair. “Who’s a hungry boy?” you ask. “Me me me!” He replies. You lovingly feed your wet, secreting poopsie some tuna smoothie and damp chicken nugget while he plays some Fortnite. Occasionally, some food will come flying onto his already dirty monitor as he spits some out while he swears. Suddenly, Perpendicular makes a strained face and he turns to look at you for the first time in the past hour. “Huns, I gotta go poo poo.”

“Then go to the bathroom, poopsie pumpkin!” You say. “But I don’t wanna get up!” He replies. “I know just what to do.” You say, a devilish smirk slowly taking over your face. You grab the empty plate that once held the chicken nuggets, and the bottle that once held the tuna smoothie and placed them on the floor. You scooched pubescent’s pants far down enough so that his butt crack was out. You then picked up the plate and bottle again and held it to his sweaty, dripping butt cheeks. You played with the pesky pimple just showing from inside his butt. “Ok, push out your poopy honey!” He starts straining and you can see his cavernous butthole pulsating with each push. Finally, a thick, steaming, brown loaf starts to see the light of day. As he pinches it off, it plops onto the plate and splatters on your face a bit. You smile and look up at him. “Is that all?” “Yes mami!” He says. You take the plate and stare at the steaming pile of blow mud your boyfriend has taken. Suddenly, you have an idea.

Since peroxide has been complaining about losing so many matches, you’ve been thinking of the best way to cheer him up and… EUREKA!! Sex is the answer! You throw the reeking plate of poop to the other side of the room as the log slaps against the wall and start to massage your schnookum’s shoulders and whisper in his ear. “you’ve been working so hard, and i’m so proud of you. i think you deserve a little break” you say with a cheeky smile. He looked over at you, catching onto your tone and smirks back. You immediately take off Pachycephalosaurus’ pants and go ham on his growing buddy, covered in cheese and mysterious substances. His head rolls back in pleasure as his crotch becomes soaked in your slobber. In his relief, he throws his bare legs over your shoulders, crusty unclipped toes in the air. “That’s my big boy.” You say.

You keep slurping on plorpus’s throbbing member until he shoots his cute little yogurt ropes down your throat. They’re usually thicker and warmer, but this time they had a brown tint and were watery with white chunks. One of the chunks got lodged beteeen your teeth and you picked it out eith your finget and swallowed it. You smiled and got up. You then straddled his lap in the chair and put your legs through the holes between the bottom and the armrests. You move your underwear aside as you look down to grab his flaccid, jiggly, hairy, veiny, red, Disfigured, drooling, cheesey, wet member. He suddenly decides to release his bladder all over your cubby. You’re not surprised since he hasn’t left his chair in almost 2 months. You giggle and sink down on his hairy hog. You both moan in ecstasy and throw your heads back as pushpop continues to release his lemonade in your womb. You start bouncing up and down on his uncut gym dog.

You can feel Portapotty’s warm urine in your purse, and it feels exhilarating. You rip off your shirt and bra and continue to bounce on his crusty, rashy little man, boobs a flappin. He’s enamored with the sight of your balloons, and without thinking, he immediately goes down on your nips. There was too much pleasure for you to handle, and the only thing that came out of your mouth were loud, guttural wails. “Ohhhh my shmoopie, you’re doing me so well” You finally said after a moment. You throw him off your breasts and take off his shirt, kissing his neck and going down until you reach his own greasy, pepperoni nipples and start suckling. You continue to bounce in his wee wee, and while you do, you unexpectedly start to let out little toots that quickly stink up the whole room. Pessimism is overjoyed and immediately starts deeply inhaling the smell. “ohhh yeah, that hit the spot.”

You keep bouncing for a minute or two, until you both orgasm together. “GOOD GOLLUMS!!” He erupts. You both moan and you sink down into him, your nose stuffed in his hairy, stinky, wet, greasy, putrid, pungent armpits. You stay like that for a moment and let his warmth take over your body. Suddenly, you start to hear little noises erupting from the back of the chair. Providence starts giggling as you bring your head up and look at him. The noises get louder and stinkier, and you realize he’s letting out his toots. You giggle and start getting off of petroleum’s Willy, only for his brownly tinted, watery, chunky, lifeless, ejaculate to come spilling out of your gaping hole, along with his severely dark pee. You clean the two of you up and kiss your boyfriend on his pimply forehead. You hadn’t noticed before, but when he took his headphones off, there was a noticeable dent in his head where they were resting. He put them on and they went right back into position. You smiled and let him continue his gaming. Suddenly, he turns to you. “Uhh, babe, you’re gonna wanna see this. My mic was on the entire time!” ‘XD’ he says out loud. The people in his game were making disgusted noises and asking him what he was doing. You both guggle as you walk out of the room. You were happy to be his gamer wife.

[imperialmask]

Homeworld Bound Vol 1 (London Calling) Chapter 1: Azure

As he woke up, Dan Peterson heard a faint whirring noise coming from somewhere in the mansion. His blue face reflecting the sunlight, he sat up and looked around, the sun has just rose. Exhausted, Dan got out of bed and towards his en-suite to get ready for the day; He put on his morning clothes and headed out of his room to find whatever thing was making that hideous noise. The culprit was in the kitchen, he found it to be his sister Athena making a smoothie to a degree of success. He walks towards her to ask her a question but fails to get any words out past the loud WHRRRRRRR of the blender. When she finally notices him, she stops blending and looks at him.

"Oh, morning." She says, weirdly cheery for 6 in the morning.

"Yeah Hi, what are you making?" He asks.

"Just a berry smoothie like Mom used to make"

"Mom's berry smoothies were red, why's your's green?"

They both look at the concoction in the blender for a second before looking at each other. Athena has the oh so classic face of realising you have failed on something not serious.

"Whatever, want breakfast?" Dan asks her.

"Depends on what it is" She answers.

"Pancakes"

"I prefer waffles but sure"

Dan sighs as he goes to make pancakes. He grabs the flower, the eggs, the sugar, the butter, the milk, the pan and sighs. He stares into the pan contemplating, thinking about his life. He's in his 20s yet he feels 50, a mid life crisis is on the way. Oh god, is he gonna be dead by 40? Wouldn't surprise him, it'd probably be a stress heart attack or stroke. Isn't that how Grandpa died?

"You ok bud?" Athena asks, noticing his lack of making anything.

Dan snaps out of it to look at Athena.

"Yeah, yeah. Fine."

Athena hops off the counter and walks over to him.

"Go sit down, i'll make breakfast" She tells him. Dan looks at her skeptically before Athena looks up at him and notices his glare.

"I wont burn the house down!" She snaps, slightly offended.

"Ok, it trust you" Dan says before walking away to the next room over which is a dining room with a small sofa to lay on when relaxing. He falls onto it back first and stares at the celling. What's up with him today? Such a weird funk.

His phone bursts to life with a jarring ring. He reaches for his pocket and looks at it, slightly reeling from the sudden exposure of light. There's a call for him from someone named "Bubby", he notices the name and his face lights up with an immediate answer.

"Hey L." Dan talks into the phone.

"Hey-yo Daniel! How we feeling today bubba?" A woman answers on the other side.

"Like shit if i'm being honest Bubby."

"Bubby?" Athena shouts from the other room.

"Keep your mouth shut!" Dan shouts back, Athena laughs in the other room.

"Athena annoying ya'?" The woman on the phone asks.

"No, i'm just tired. I've spent months trying to get this promotion and Hudson keeps passing me up on it." Dan answers.

"Bubs, how many times have i got to tell you? March into his office, slap him in the face and tell him 'I am Daniel Peterson, Son of Jones Peterson, and i demand you promote me to squad lead and let me make my own squad'."

"It's not that easy. If i even dare mention my father then it'll just be a nepotism thing all over again, Dad doesn't need that right now with the election beginning soon."

"The Peterson name has weight to it outside of your Dad, they've been protecting Salem since before anyone can remember"

"I don't wanna go through my whole life relying on my family name"

"You still should march in there and tell him what you want, you gotta stop being passive about this Dan. Take the things you want in life!"

"Ok, ok. I'll do it." Dan sighs, defeated.

"Good to hear, i'm heading into work so i'll see you later. Don't come home with a no!" She tells him.

They tell each other bye and hang up. Dan walks back into the kitchen where a plate of waffles waits. He stares at them in confusion before seeing Athena turn around with a plate of blueberry pancakes, she smiles at him and puts them infront of him.

Dan starts to eat them, as he puts a chunk with blueberry in his mouth, Athena speaks.

"Cannibal" She jokes. Dan stares at her in annoyance.

Both of them hop in Dan's car to head to work. They drive out of the clean stone drive way and onto a clean fresh asphalt road on the side of Zeqko Mountain in the Altai Heights. The road barrier is a see through material, a blue field of sorts with white and yellow metal floating above it projecting it onto the side of the road. The duo calmly descended the mountain road, passing villas and mansions for the wealthiest men in town, the gold and marble sparkling in their eyes. Altai Heights was a monument to the decadence and hubris of society but god dam if it wasn't pretty. 3 mountains dedicated purely to the ultra rich, houses and parties to rival even Gatsby in scale, wealth insultingly displayed and flaunted on their pretentious Olympus.

Then they saw it, the shining city of Salem. A metropolis of the highest order, a modern Eden with towers unmatched in scale and beauty anywhere else on Earth. Vehicles whizz and whrrr out of its many roads, ports and hangers; blocks of buildings clustered together in batches blotted the horizon, stretching out for as far as anyone could see. A city of monsters, magic and wonders, founded eons ago by Witches fleeing the old Salem Witch Trials. Hanging above was the glistening Salemonic Barrier, a fierce wall that kept the outside world away from the city. Founded by their ancestors, the mark of the Peterson family was felt by every single person within the city. A whole world for 15 miles on either side all sealed off from prying eyes.

Dan and Athena travelled into the city proper, seeing all kinds of creatures but it didn't phase them, this was just life in Salem after all. They pulled into an underground garage and parked, getting out of the car and heading towards an elevator. Dan was in his sleekest suit, grey with white linings and a burgundy shirt to compliment his blue face. Athena was in a purple jacket with a white shirt and a green skirt.

Athena spoke first, "going straight to Hudson's office then?"

"Maybe we could hold off and get settled first-"

"Boop!" Athena presses a button labelled 79 and the elevator doors close. Dan glares at her, a little angry and Athena cheekily smiles at him. The elevator shoots up, out of the underground basement and up towards the 79th floor and towards destiny.

"so, what do you want again?" Athena asks.

"I want to be a squad lead. I got passed over 3 years ago for Radcliffe and now i'm the only one of the noble kids without his own squad. I'm an advanced grade, i'm a Peterson, i'm the Azure, i need my own room to move and my own people to lead or else what's the point of any of that, you know?" Dan monologues.

"Yeah, yeah. I mean i'm Advanced Grade, i'm a Peterson, why don't i get a squad too?" Athena sarcastically asks.

"Who'd you think i wanted to be my second in command?" Dan replies back. Athena's face lights up as Dan gets out on the 79th floor.

The floor was a grand office, a modern art deco kind of thing with green walls complimenting golden yellow bars streaking across them in a pattern that seemed to go nowhere and everywhere all at once. 2 large and grand wooden doors stood proud and shut like statues guarding the entrance way to a palace, engraved on them was an intricate pattern of a coat of arms. Next to it was a grand wooden desk as large as a canoe with somebody sitting at it, somehow the inherent wealth of the room didn't seem to affect the computer which was an outdated blocky thing that looked like you couldn't even run solitaire on it.

He walks towards the receptionist at the front desk, a small lady covered in wrinkles.

"Name." She croaned.

"Daniel Peterson." Dan spouted back.

"Not got a meeting. Get out." She spouts back after a brief lookover her notebook.

"Tell him its vital."

"No."

"What do you mean no?"

"He's busy. Go back to work."

"Lady, my name is on the line here!"

"He's busy."

Suddenly, a scrawny man with glasses walks through. Dan recognises and calls out his name.

"Moesby!"

"Daniel!" The man ecstatically calls back. "Boy, oh boy am i glad to see you pal, how've ya been bud?"

"I'm good, how's Hudson?"

"He's smoking right now, let me get you in he'd love to see ya." Moesby almost quite literally drags Dan into the office, as he walks away he smugly smiles at the grouchy receptionist.

Walking in, he sees an old man with greying hair smoking a cigar. A large scar goes down the left side of his face, across his nose and onto the right cheek. An aura of authority wafts around him like the smoke from his cigar, he turns to Dan and looks him dead in the eyes.

"Jones' Boy, How'ra ya?" He exclaims with a jovial yet relaxed tone; it was old and familiar yet still serious.

"Doing fine, not here for a social catch up though." Dan responds, casually anxious.

"What'd'ya want." The man asked in a more annoyed tone. "Hudson, I want you to make me a squad lead, new squad new everything. You passed me up 3 years ago when i'm just as capable as Red, i've proven myself time and time again. Remember Rio with those bandits? or Glasgow and the Avgnis? Volvograd, Cairo, Melbourne, Boston. Last week alone, i fought off Draco in Toronto, when Red did that he got a parade but when i put my neck out for it, i get a pat on the back. How many times do i have to put my life on the line for you to realise i'm ready for a promotion?"

Hudson stares at him, unimpressed.

"Pass me your work card." He simply asks. Dan gives it to him.

He holds it infront of Dan and points at his last name.

"If i promoted the golden boy of the Petersons, there'd be outrage. I'd promote you if it was up to me, but it ain't. Red's a treasure to Salem, he got the promotion because he saved the city from the Basilisk invasion 3 years ago. Your missions are top secret out of city affairs, they're important sure but they aren't as flashy as Red's. I can't give Salem a hero they don't want." Hudson tells him.

"So what should i do?" Dan asks adamantly, unshaken by this.

"Prove your nobilitas to the people, show them why you're a Peterson."

Dan looks out the window, contemplating how best to do this. He sees Moesby waddle over to Hudson and show him something on a tablet, they both look up and out the window at the blue sky before looking down again. Dan spots something, something yellow in the sky but it's tiny. He squints to look at it, Hudson and Moesby walk over to him with Hudson putting his hand on his shoulder.

"Been tracking it for a week when we found out it was gonna hit Earth." Moesby tells him. Hudson hands him the tablet which shows a grey cylinder of some kind and some data pointing to something about to crash into Earth from space.

"Wait, is this a meteor or aliens?" Dan asks, confused and slightly worried.

"Most likely of alien origin, be prepared for a fight." Moesby explains.

"It'll land just outside the city, we've been holding this one in our back pocket for ya." Hudson tells Dan with a smile. A wide smile stretches across Dan's face.

"When will it land?" Dan asks with too much joy for being about to get into a fight.

"In an hour. Get out of here, go get ready, you got a fight to prepare for!" Hudson tells him.

Dan hands the tablet back and runs out of the room. Moesby and Hudson look out the window again.

"Are you confident in this plan, sir?" Moesby asks.

"Adonis was the greatest hero of his time, if that man could reach even a 10th of his strength then it'll all go smoothly." He responds.

As he stares at the yellow orb hurling towards them, he smiles as he realises something.

"It's moving too fast." Hudson tells Moesby.

As Dan runs down to the armoury to grab his weapons, he notices Athena getting ready for training. Practically jumping up and down with energy, she looks at him confused.

"You alright?" She asks.

"There's an alien whose gonna hit the city in an hour, gotta stop it if i want that promotion." He answers.

"Oh shit, want some help?"

"Of course."

Athena grabs her bow and Dan grabs his shield. As the 2 get ready to leave, they hear a loud fwshing noise coming from outside, almost as if a plane was flying overhead despite the fact they're in a basement level. They look up in confusion before heading a loud bang and the ground rumbling, the 2 of them head up to the ground floor immediately and see everyone in a panic. They run outside to see a hole was made around the 40th floor of the tower, following it they look into the sky to see a similarly shaped hole bleeding a dark grey into the otherwise sunny blue sky, pellets of snow trickle from the hole like blood gushing out of a wound.

Dan's earpiece starts ringing in his hand, he puts it in and answers it.

"The UFO may have been moving a bit faster than originally thought. It crashed straight through the barrier and into Peterson Tower before landing just outside of town in Wolten." Moesby tells him.

"Me and Athena are going there now, we'll handle it." Dan replies back.

"Good luck to ya!" Moesby cheers before hanging up.

The 2 of them run off towards the crash site, no idea about the change this will bring to their lives.

[drabbles-mc]

Fineapple

Angel Reyes x F!Reader

Inspired by Day Three of the July Prompts list: pineapple

Warnings: language

Word Count: 1.1k

A/N: I have no idea if the myth about pineapple and sexy times is true, but the idea struck me instantly when I was reading over the prompt list hahaha. Enjoy! xo

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The house was silent and still when you got back from your morning run. Not wanting to disturb the peace, or wake the sleeping beast a few rooms over, you left your headphones on to listen to your music. You nodded your head along with the beat as you got yourself a glass of water. You downed the entire thing in one go before bracing yourself against the counter in front of the sink. Letting yourself have a few moments to really catch your breath, you shut your eyes. You could feel the sweat dripping down your chest and back and the only thought that took over your mind was that you desperately wanted to take a shower.

Shutting off your music and taking off your headphones, you made your way down towards the bathroom. You peeked into the bedroom, smiling when you saw Angel sprawled out on his stomach, snoring peacefully. Biting back a laugh, you continued down the hallway.

By the time you got out of the shower, you could hear the television playing in the living room. You tied the towel around yourself and made your way down the hall to find Angel. He was sprawled out on the couch, cup of coffee perched carefully on his chest as he watched the television.

You walked over and sat on the arm of the couch, looking down at him with a smile as you lazily raked your fingers through his hair, “Good morning, handsome.”

He looked up at you, a smile breaking out across his features, “Good morning, querida,” he reached back and dragged his fingers along the fabric of the towel, “Go for a run this morning?”

You nodded, “Yea. I don’t know why I do that shit to myself,” you laughed.

He sat up, placing his coffee on the table before leaning his head against the outside of your thigh, “Plans for the day?”

You shook your head, “None, really. You got club shit today?”

He chuckled at the bluntness of your statement before shaking his head, “Nah, not today. Day off.”

“Wow,” you smiled, cupping one side of his face in your hand, “A day off? For Angel Reyes? Sounds fake.”

He laughed before sitting up and pushing you off the arm of the couch, “Go get dressed and I’ll get started on breakfast.”

Laughing, you adjusted the towel wrapped around our torso, “Okay, okay. Get the smoothie stuff out for me, please?”

“Smoothie?”

“Yea. I’ve been making them in the mornings after I run.”

He opened the freezer and saw the multiple different bags of frozen fruit you’d gotten for your morning ritual. He looked back and forth between you and the freezer, “What ones?”

“You having one?”

He shrugged, “Sure?”

You laughed, “Alright. Grab the strawberry then. Oh, and the pineapple.”

When you walked back into the kitchen, Angel was intently watching the French toast that was cooking on the stove. You smiled to yourself as you got the blender set up. You hummed quietly to yourself as you grabbed the oat milk from the fridge, pouring it in after throwing a few handfuls of frozen fruit into the blender.

Hitting the pulse button, you swayed to the song stuck in your head. You caught Angel in your peripheral, watching you with a giant grin on his face as you blended everything together.

“What?” you took your finger off the button.

He shook his head, still smiling, “Nothin’. Just, you look so happy with your fruits over there, that’s all.”

You filled a cup for each of you, handing Angel his with a curious smile on your face. You figured that he’d like it. He was many things, but picky about food and drinks wasn’t one of them. He took a sip and immediately nodded, taking a larger gulp before returning his focus to the stove.

“How long you been doin’ this?”

You shrugged, sipping on your own smoothie, “Two months? Ish? I think,” you chuckled, “Time is sort of irrelevant these days.”

“Two months and you never thought to offer any to your man?” he rolled his eyes, “Disrespectful.”

You laughed, “Drama queen. I’ll be sure to start making extra for you, alright?” you paused, “You like this one?” When he nodded in response, you smiled, “Good. Pineapple is good for you, you know.”

“Isn’t all fruit good for you?” he laughed.

“Yea, but,” you paused, taking a moment to look at his expression, “Do you not know what they say about pineapple?”

Confusion was written all over his face, “The fuck do they say about pineapple?”

You smiled knowingly, shaking your head, “Google it later,” you grabbed a couple plates out of the cabinet, “Let’s eat.”

Once breakfast was finished, you gathered up the plates and cups to bring them over to the dishwasher. Angel walked up behind you as you stacked them in, wrapping his arms around your waist and resting his chin on your shoulder, “You wanna do anything today?”

You looked back over your shoulder at him, a soft smile on your face, “Wanna just get out for a bit? Or would you rather stay home on your day off?”

“Whatever you want, querida,” he kissed your shoulder.

“I was gonna get some shopping done today. Just a couple things for the house, and groceries. You can come with me if you want, but I won’t be offended if you’d rather just stay home.”

He smiled, “Will you push me around in the cart at the grocery store?”

You laughed, “Absolutely not.”

“Well,” he chuckled, kissing your neck lightly, “I’ll still go with you anyway.”

“Alright,” you shut the dishwasher and turned around to face him, “Let me go put a different shirt on and then we can go, okay?”

You were pawing through your dresser when you heard Angel shout from the other end of the house, “Babe!” his heavy footsteps came quickly down the hall and he flung himself through the doorway of the bedroom, phone gripped tight in his hand, “Is this true??” he shoved the phone screen in your face so you could see his Google search.

You laughed, shrugging, “I mean, probably. Can’t hurt, right?”

“It’ll really, you know,” he gestured vaguely to the crotch of his pants.

You tried hard to bite back the laugh bubbling up in your chest, “That’s what they say.”

He tossed the phone onto the bed and grabbed you by your shoulders, looking you in your eyes, “We need to buy every pineapple at the store today. I’ll eat a whole one every day.”

You couldn’t contain your laughter, “That seems a little excessive, Angel.”

“It’s for science, querida. We gotta do our research.”

You smiled, nodding, “Alright, whatever you want, Dr. Reyes,” you leaned in, kissing him and nipping lightly at his bottom lip, “For science.”

He turned and grabbed his phone off the bed, fingers quickly flying across the screen. You tilted your head curiously, “Whatcha doing?”

He didn’t look up from the phone, “Puttin’ this shit in the group chat. The guys gotta know about this.”

[incarnateirony]

I just wanna say if you want to throw in some posts on how you use all the things and are self sustaining, I would love it. At 30 I began living alone for the first time in my life and found out I'm similar, but I'm still learning so much! I want to build an aquaponic mostly self-sustaining ecosystem someday but I know I gotta start small. Also I'm sure your witchery includes more, but I adore the like, herbalist madman vibe you're putting out. Thank you for existing and sharing the existence!

OKAY! SO!!! IF YOU WANT TIPS!!!

I'm going to do what I call "apartment almost self-sustaining living" since not everyone will be able to get like, a house, and land, even if it's a small plot.

I am also going to be doing it based on a generalized diet, so obviously change any parts that you have allergies or moral opposition to personally (eg this will not work for vegetarians without major adaptation but I'm sure you can)

Things you need to start:

A bunch of tupperware, ziplocks, saran wrap--storage basically.

A crock pot, a blender, a microwave. Obv a stove/oven.

Crock pot is key!! It will pay itself over 100 times.

Invest about 40 bucks in various bulk meats. That means BUY that discount pork loin, BUY that whole turkey on discount, BUY that giant ass bag of chicken quarters.

Find a way to freeze most of it and portion out the rest. What I tend to do is start with a 4 lb pork roast in the fridge and then split up the chicken quarters, put a few in ziplocks to slow thaw in the fridge and freeze the rest. This actually sets up a few WEEKS of meals.

When you're buying your meat, invest in the largest bag of white rice, about half as much brown rice (bags tend to be smaller and I don't use as much), largest bag of flour, largest bag of pinto beans, and maybe a few other bean choices. Put these in storage containers. I got this set for like 6 bucks from walmart

This will collectively put your costs around 75~, give or take. After that, allot a budget of about 25-50 bucks for fruit, depending on your expected intake. I like bananas, as when they go bad they DON'T turn into fruit fly zones and they can bake into other breads.

Actually, most fruit can be turned into bread. While I primarily keep them around to make smoothies in my blender--excellent way to keep appetite down while getting a vitamin blast--once they start going bad I make breads etc with it. But make sure you have storage containers for them so YOU DO NOT GET THE FRUIT FLY EXTRAVAGANZA.

Use the flour to make bread. Yes, I said it. It's infinitely cheaper, infinitely better, and infinitely more filling.

Easy bread recipe:

Take 2 cups hot water, throw in 1 1/2 tbsp active dry yeast, as well as a half cup sugar, stir for a sec, let dissolve then leave until it turns into a foam. Then add in about a quarter cup of oil, and start blending in flour one cup at a time, should take 4-6. Knead around for about 7-8 minutes. Dough should be tacky and clean the sides of the bowl. If you think you added too much flour sprinkle in new water. Beat the shit out of it for 7-8 minutes then roll in a well oiled bowl. Leave to sit for about 1 hour while it rises, covered with a wet cloth. Punch it down. Knead it around again for about 2 minutes. Split in half, round hrow it in a bread pan and leave it to sit in a warm area for another 30 minutes or so, or until the dough rises about an inch over the top and shapes to the pan, then shove in the oven for 30-40 minutes or until golden brown.

Congrats you just made your own bread for like 25 cents.

If your fruit starts going bad, make fruitbread. Find a banana bread recipe online and then modify it to your fruit of choice, being mindful of differences like liquidity.

NOW TO TOUCH ON THE MEAT AGAIN.

The CROCK POT. I have a 6 quart pot, and a 4 lb pork roasts nests perfectly inside it with just a little extra space around the edges. This is the perfect size. Slow cook your roast in the crock pot 8 hours, fat side up and seasoned to preference, until it basically stews itself. (suggested, sear it in a pan before putting it in).The volume of meat vs the size of the pot, it WILL stew itself. Then once you have this giant glob of like pulled pork you can eat for a dinner and then make sammiches on for a few weeks, you'll have this leftover broth stuff.

Save that. I don't care if you use it immediately same night or just put it in a jar, save the goo. Because later, you can, say, blanche any bone that came in the pork roast in it. Or the next day throw a chicken quarter into the pot and make it more of a pork-chicken broth fusion.

However you choose to base these broths, you can then throw in some rice with whatever meat you're cooking on the day of your choice and some pinto beans in that same crock pot to cook. Add water to the broth if needed. Make small amounts of dense dough to drop in if you want to make it a sort of chicken and dumplings thing. As normal, rice and beans will expand, and you will VERY easiy end up with like, a week worth of food to eat off of.

From there use any fruit or snacks (if you buy snacks, I really don't beyond a few granola/fruit bars) to do variation until it's complete, but you have like 1-2 weeks of: pulled pork sammiches, and chicken dumpling soup with rice that's hearty as fuck.

OTHER INVESTMENTS

Peat moss pots, a bunch of cheap planters. Potting soil.

HERE IS THE LIST OF THINGS I HAVE OR HAVE PLANNED SEASONALLY TO ORDER

Peppermint, Chives, Scallions, Cilantro, Rosemary, Blueberry, Black Cherry, Artichoke, Kale, Broccoli, Amaranth, Calendula, Roma and Beefsteak tomatos, Roaster Squash, Hyssop, Nasturtium, Marshmallow, Boneset, Skullcap, St John's Wort, Yarrow, Mullein, Holy Basil, Blackberries, Asparagus, Poblano, sweet pea, okra, strawberries (specialty types), sunflower, and heirloom beans and corn. Personally I've got a set designed to look festive through fall holidays

Not all of this will be useful to the average person. Like, unless you're like me and make Marshmallow Root tinctures, or St John's Wort, etc, you probably don't need that. But the set above is designed to "blend" on a property to look equally ornamental as they are functional to not get landlords and the city up my ass. Many of them have colorful variants, it'll make a very autumnal yard.

See what of those you expect to use at all and the planting requirements of them. Climbing strawberries and other options may be good for people who just have patio space. Just look up climbing plant seeds on etsy to even get a starter idea.

When it comes to my berries, I actually have a property line. The strawberries are staying near me but I'm just gonna put some out near the bushes so I don't piss off my landlord planting literal bushes up front. But that takes the load off of my fruit orders. I can't really grow bananas or avocados in my situation so those I'll have to buy, but I'm dramatically shrinking my grocery bill as we speak, as you can see. Did you know there's ornamental brocolli? Fractal brocolli? Purple brocolli? Did you know Nasturtium is edible and spicy? You can literally just make your porch look like a showy garden and be hiding an assload of food on it.

If you have the space/time/whatever and aren't apartment based I'd suggest a few egg producing chickens. I haven't flown that one by my new landlord but I checked the city statutes. Done it before. And chickens eat scrap. So guess what, it's the circle of life.

[fullmetal-ampharos]

i just came from chem lab a few hrs ago and in this lab we synthesized aspirin from salicylic acid and when i got back to my dorm I took a nap just before and had a dream that I went back to the lab bc I was like “hey that was fun, let’s do it again” and in my dream it felt like the full 4 hours where I just redid the entire process

[amanda-glassen]

Rasbecca Swirl

...just a little drabble because I love writing these girls.

It was another Saturday afternoon in which Serena was spending the mid-morning at her apartment with Becca, Jamie, and Kyle before Jamie had to go in for her closing shift. It was that time of the month for Serena and because the ibuprofen wasn’t really helping, she hoped a bottle or two of Riesling would. Between her period and Olivia wanting to hang out with Elliot over the weekend instead of her, she felt as if she was an emotional and physical mess.

“Ollie’s smart,” Kyle commented, only half-paying attention to his sister as he texted a woman he had just started dating. “She knows you’re a clingy mess during your shark week so she peaced the fuck out while she had a chance.”

Serena turned over on the couch to lie on her stomach. She was still clad in her Beavis and Butthead pajama pants and a hoodie she had stolen from Jamie and she had no intention of getting dressed that day. “I can’t help it. I’m in pain and I’m popping clots left and right.”

Kyle set his phone down and reclined back in the chair, trying to forget about what he had just heard. “You are literally the grossest woman I know, Serena.”

“She’s not gross. What’s happening to her isn’t gross either. It’s so womanly and beautiful,” Becca said as she made herself comfortable on the couch, lying next to Serena and holding her close. “...even if she does look like a crime scene down there.”

“How do you－” Kyle began. “Nevermind, I don’t wanna know. Jamie, change the subject. For the love of god please change the subject.”

“It’s a game we play called Lesbian Vampire,” Becca responded before Jamie could even think of a way to change the subject. The look of absolute disgust on Kyle’s face was enough to make Serena forget about the discomfort she was feeling from her period. “She tastes so good. Every morning, I make her come in a cup for me so I can make a Ser Berry smoothie. It’s mixed berries and my Serena.”

“Nothing compares to my Rasbecca Swirl,” Serena rubbed her nose against hers. “Chocolate, raspberry, and my Becca.”

“Jamie,” Kyle looked at her worriedly. “Please tell me you didn’t use that same blender when you made drinks last night.”

Jamie gave him a nervous look in return. “We－we only have one blender.”

Kyle covered his mouth and immediately got off the chair. “I’m going home. I gotta throw up. Remind me to never eat or drink anything made in this apartment.”

“Ser and I christened that chair you were sitting on, too,” Becca laughed. 

Kyle went home without saying another word, leaving Jamie alone with her girls. “I don’t know what goes on in this apartment when I’m gone and I don’t think I wanna know.”

“Oh, Jamieson,” Serena giggled. “Why don’t you ever take Becca and me to work with you for breakfast? I’m out of commission but we can make you a Rasbecca Swirl.”

“I think I’ll pass on that today, but maybe tomorrow,” Jamie responded as she went over to the couch to kiss both of her girls. “I love you both.”

“We love you, too,” Serena told her, wishing she could pull Jamie onto the couch with them and never let go. 

Jamie grabbed her jacket and put her phone in her back pocket. “I’m gonna be a little late tonight. Thanks to the two of you, I have to go to Target after work and buy a new blender.”

“God they’re so easy,” Becca laughed once they heard the door close behind Jamie. “Can you believe they really thought the whole vampire game was true and the smoothies?”

“A Rasbecca swirl sounds good, though,” Serena said as she gave her the pleading look that Becca couldn’t refuse. “You know I always crave chocolate－and you－during that time of the month. Besides, Jamie’s going to buy a new blender anyway.”

[leossmoonn]

chemistry part tweleve

part eleven | part thirteen | masterlist

zuko x fem!reader

avatar: the last airbender

includes - you, zuko, suki, katara, toph, sokka, and aang

special appearences by - iron, azula, and appa (mini sky bison,,, he’s like the size of a shihi tzu)

warnings - language, little suggestive lol

you poured the chips onto the plate, putting all of the dips in the middle. you set it on the island table with the rest of snacks you and the girls had picked up for the christmas party. you were excited, but nervous for this year’s party. ever since you girls went to college, which was three years ago - well, toph just started this year - , you had made it a friend tradition to have holiday parties. you had friend-giving, friend-mas, friend year’s and galentine’s day. 

you and the girls always had aang and sokka there. you usually were the one with no date. toph had a few guys come over sometime, but they never really stuck. since this was your first time having a boy over, one that was really hot, really smart, and seemed really into you, you were beyond nervous. you were terrified. sure, you had hung out with him before, but not when you were gonna drink a few glasses of champagne. so, you decided to just be light on the drinks tonight. otherwise, you would probably end up laying on zuko’s lap, either making out with him or telling embarrassing childhood stories. 

“this looks great, guys! ooh, salsa,” sokka said, his mouth watering.

“yeah, i can’t wait to eat the nachos,” toph said.

both of their hands went to pick up a chip, but you slapped their hands away. 

“no one eats until zuko, katara, and aang are here,” you said. 

sokka frowned, “you suck. suki, tell y/n i can have one chip.”

suki chuckled, “no, y/n’s right.”

“can you let me have a chip? i’m your best friend! and i’m blind,” toph begged with a sweet smile.

suki rolled her eyes, “nice try.”

“i haven’t eaten since this morning!” toph exclaimed.

“get another snack then. these are for our guests,” you said.

toph scoffed, “yeah you mean for your boyfriend zuko.”

sokka smirked, “yeah, you wanna make sure everything is perfect for him.”

“no, i don’t! it’s just polite to wait,” you glared at them. 

sokka smirked, “suuuuure, y/n. keep telling yourself that.”

you frowned, “i literally hate you.”

“love you, too! where are katara and aang, anyways?” sokka asked. 

“they’re picking up some gingerbread house kits for us to make,” toph said.

“yeah, and that takes 45 minutes? i’m sure that’s what they’re doing,” sokka rolled his eyes. 

“i’ll text katara and see if they’re coming back soon,” you said. 

“good. text zuko and ask when he’s coming. make sure to tell him if he doesn't come in the next 15 minutes, i will start eating the counter,” sokka said. 

you rolled your eyes. “what a baby.”

you went into the living room, pulling out your phone. you texted katara, hoping for a quick response. you then texted zuko, suddenly getting anxious again. 

you set your phone down next to you. suki, toph, and sokka came over to sit down.  

“so, when are they coming?” sokka asked. 

“uh, zuko said 10 minutes and katara hasn’t responded yet,” you answered. 

“ugh! next time, one of you go with katara for shopping,” sokka said.

“yeah, cause we are faster than them,” suki chuckled. 

the front door opened and there revealed katara and aang. they had grocery bags in each hands. 

“hey, guys!” katara smiled. 

“god, finally! what took you guys so long?” sokka asked.

“we couldn’t find the special sprinkles you like, sokka,” aang said. 

“oh,” sokka said. 

“and we had to get appa,” aang said. appa flew out from behind aang, landing on your lap. 

you squealed, “hi, appa!” you ruffled his hair softly, earning a lick on the nose from him.

“appa, come here boy!” sokka smiled at him. appa just looked at sokka, turning back to you. 

“appa, come here!” toph said, patting her lap. appa walked across your lap to toph, licking her cheek.

“haha! that sucks,” you laughed at sokka’s frown.  

“sokka, you can redeem yourself by helping me with these groceries,” katara said. 

sokka sighed and got up from the couch, taking a few bags out of their hands and going over to the kitchen. as they set up the treats, you looked at the door, your leg bouncing up and down as you waited for a knock from zuko. 

“you okay, y/n? i can feel your leg bouncing,” toph said.

“yeah, what’s wrong?” suki asked. 

you kept your eyes on the door. “i’m fine,” you shrugged.

suki put her hand on your knee, stopping it. “take a deep breath, okay? zuko was so happy to receive an invitation. and isn’t he gonna wear a matching ugly sweater with you for the ugly sweater contest? it’ll be perfect.”

you sighed. “yeah, but what if i spill guac on him. or worse, i trip and fall over on him.” you shivered as you thought of the cringe that would come from those moments. 

“if you fall, i will make sure to take a picture,” katara said as she walked into the living room. 

you rolled your eyes. “really supportive, kat.”

katara smiled and sat down next to you. “you’ll be fine. like suki said, zuko wants to be here and plus, he really likes you. go and drink some water, take a deep breath, and go be the badass, hot girl i know.”

“yeah, and if he hurts you tonight, i’ll make sure to crush his bones,” toph smiled maliciously, cracking her knuckles.

you smiled at your best friends. “thanks guys, you guys are the best.”

“we know,” toph smiled.

you laughed at her comment, but fell silent once you heard a knock on the door.

oh, god. that’s him. that’s him that’s him

“are you gonna get that, or do i have to?” sokka asked, walking towards the door.

you jumped up off the couch, pushing sokka away. “i got it.”

“alright,” sokka said.

you took a deep breath, combing your fingers through your hair, and pulled your sweater down. you put your hand on the door, slowly opening it.

zuko appeared in front of you, a big grin appearing on your face.

“hey, zuko!” you said excitedly.

“hi, y/n,” he smiled at you.

“come in,” you said, stepping out of his way.

“thanks,” zuko said and stepped in. he took his shoes off and coat, revealing his matching christmas sweater.

you gasped, your eyes lighting up. “you actually wore it!”

“well yeah, it’d be lame not to,” zuko chuckled.

“true. we so have the best sweaters on,” you smiled. 

appa flew over to zuko, licking zuko’s cheek while still in the air. 

“hey, buddy,” zuko smiled. “i would pet you, but i have my hands full,” he said, gesturing to the gift bags he had.

“oh, let me take those for you,” you said. zuko handed the presents to you, you walking over to the christmas tree.

“thank you,” zuko said, walking over with appa cuddling in his arms. 

“no problem,” you smiled. 

“hey, man!” sokka exclaimed as he walked into the room. 

“hey, sokka!” zuko smiled, giving sokka a hug. 

“hey, zuko. long time, no see,” aang smiled. 

“yeah, sorry, holiday times at the JD get busy,” zuko chuckled. “we can hang over break.”

“awesome! gram-gram bought katara and i a vr headset, we can all play on it when you come over!” sokka said. 

“oh, cool! azula’s friend, ty lee, has one, too. i played on it a little,” zuko said. 

“is it fun?” you asked.

“very. maybe you can come over to my place sometime and i’ll have ty lee bring it over,” zuko smiled. 

“yeah, i’d like that,” you grinned. 

you and zuko smiled at each other for what seemed like forever before toph coughed. 

“i can feel the sexual tension between you two, please stop. can we eat now?” she asked. 

you and zuko looked away from each other, pink tainted both of your cheeks. 

“yeah, we can eat now,” you said. 

“alright! let’s get this party on!” sokka exclaimed, running to the kitchen. 

you chuckled, walking over to the kitchen. 

“zuko, you want champagne or beer?” you asked. 

“beer is fine, thank you,” zuko smiled. 

you got out a bottle from the cooler, handing it to him. “you’re welcome. so, what’d you get everyone?”

“well, i got sokka a new wallet. i bought aang a new messenger bag, he mentioned he needed one since his old one is practically falling apart.” “yeah, he's had that thing since high school,” you chuckled. 

“exactly. anyways, so i got suki a $50 gift card to sephora, katara a hoodie that says ‘riding the waves’. i got appa a little ball you can put hay in so he can exercise and eat. i got toph some airpods, and your present is a surprise,” zuko smiled.

“wow, you are an awesome gift giver. and i am very excited about my gift. i can’t wait to open the ones every gave me, not to be greedy or anything. i heard sokka got me my own personal smoothie maker,” you smiled. 

“don’t you already have a nutri bullet?” zuko asked, pointing to the machine that was on the counter.

“yes, but apparently this one can make milkshakes, too. definitely gonna sell the nutri bullet on craigslist,” you smiled. 

“wow, sounds cool. i wish i had one of those,” zuko said. 

you scoffed, “you literally live above a tea shop, you don’t need a blender.”

“hm, true. it’s great being me,” zuko joked. “i bet it is,” you giggled. 

“guys! wanna do the ginger bread house making contest now?” katara asked. 

“yeah!” you nodded, going over to the kitchen table. you and zuko sat down across from each other, grabbing one of the kits.

“alright, we have an hour do to this. the judges are toph and appa. toph will judge taste, appa will judge construction and decor,” suki smiled. 

“what? you trust a sky bison?” sokka asked. 

appa grunted, slapping sokka with his tail. you laughed, “you deserved that.”

sokka rolled his eyes. “yeah, whatever.”

suki sat down next to sokka, pecking his cheek. you looked at zuko, wishing you could do that to him. zuko gave you a small smile, wishing the same thing. 

toph held up the timer. “alright, ready… set.. go!”

you tore the box open, setting out the walls, roof, and decorations. you worked quickly, opening all your materials. you started to glue the walls to the bottom with icing. you looked up for a second to see zuko doing the same thing. 

“ready to go down?” he asked, noticing your stare. 

“nah, i’m ready to win,” you smiled. 

zuko mirrored your grin, going back to focusing on his house. 

you quickly built the rest of the walls, everything surprisingly staying up.

“aw, damn it!” katara exclaimed. you looked over to see two of her walls falling down. 

“it’s okay, baby, you can do it,” aang said. 

katara groaned in frustration, “i held them together for 5 minutes! how are you and y/n’s walls staying on?”

“it’s called having ‘the magic touch’,” you snickered. 

katara frowned, “shut up.”

“hey, mine is falling, too,” zuko said. you looked over to his, seeing one of the walls tipping over.

“well, not mine! i’m awesome!” sokka exclaimed. “and suki is, too!” 

you looked over to suki, who already had her roof on. 

“up top, babe!” sokka said, holding his hand up. suki high-fived him, “yep. we are legendary.” “nope,” you said, glueing on your roof. 

“face it, y/n, you’re gonna lose. suki and i are gonna win,” sokka said.

“hey! no teaming!” katara exclaimed. 

“oh, you’re teaming with aang. you can’t talk,” you remarked. 

“you can team with zuko,” aang suggested. 

you looked at zuko, seeing him already looking at you. he shrugged at you, “you want to?”

“yes,” you smiled. 

“how do you all team if you all have your own houses?” toph asked. 

“well, we can add our points up,” suki said. 

“ah, okay. well, grading will be extra hard, then,” toph smiled. 

“fair,” aang said. 

“no, not fair!” sokka exclaimed.  “yes, fair,” you said. “therefore, you will lose, and zuko and i will win.”

“nope, aang and i will win,” katara stated matter-of-factly. 

“you sure, kat?” sokka smirked, looking at her gumdrops who were falling off of the front of the house. 

katra glared, “you don’t even have any decorations on yet!”

sokka scowled, “yeah, well, suki does! and she’ll help us win all the points.”

“sokka! get to work,” suki ordered. 

“yes, ma’am,” sokka said and started decorating his roof. 

you turned to your own house again, resuming decorating the front of the house. 

“yours looks really good,” zuko said. 

you looked up and smiled. “thank you. yours do, too. i like the flowers on the side.”

“thanks. garden are very important for a nice house,” he said. 

you chuckled, “i agree.”

“15 more minutes left!” toph exclaimed. 

“what? how do you know that?” sokka asked. 

“i set a 45 minute timer so i would know, genius,” toph rolled her eyes. 

“right, right,” sokka said, turning to back to his house. 

“ten more!” toph said. 

“damn,” you muttered. 

“what?” zuko asked. 

“i haven’t finished my snowman,” you frowned and turned your house over so he could see the snow man you made out of marshmallows. 

“i think he looks perfect,” zuko smiled. 

you giggled, “thank you. i think we’re gonna win this.”

“me, too,” zuko smiled. 

“3…2…1, stop!” toph shouted. you put your hands in your lap, waiting for the judging to begin. 

“alright, first up is aang and katara. aka kataang. aang, give me a piece of your room, a wall, and a piece with candy. katara, do the same. appa, go ahead and judge,” toph instructed. 

appa flew around the houses, looking at every inch, nook, and cranny.

“he can’t even talk! this isn’t fair!” sokka exclaimed. 

“do not disrespect the sky bison,” you glared at him. 

sokka scoffed, “he knows it’s true.”

appa grunted at sokka before going back to look at katara’s house. 

“hm, a good amount of sweetness. nice use of the gummy worms. very good, aang,” toph said. 

“thank you,” aang smiled widely. 

toph then judged katara, going to appa to talk over the points. 

“alright. we give you guys a 8.5 out of 10,” toph said. 

“alright, that’s good!” katara high-fived aang. 

“good job, babe,” aang smiled and leaned over to kiss her cheek. 

“next up are suki and sokka,” toph said. 

suki and sokka gave toph pieces of their houses, appa flying around to observe. after 10 minutes after judging, toph gave them the score. 

“8 out of 10,” toph said. 

“what! that’s like a low b!” sokka eclaimed. 

“hey, it's higher than a c,” suki said, putting a hand over his. 

sokka pouted, “fine. let’s see how team (you and zuko’s ship name) did.”

you cut pieces of your gingerbread and handed it to toph. zuko did the same. you bit your lip in anticipation. you knew it was a silly game, but the winner - or winners in this case - got a free dinner to the middle ring or a 2 free drinks at the JD. you wanted the JD coupon so bad. you loved the tea, but also, it gave you an excuse to see zuko randomly. 

“hm, alright. i give you two 9 out of 10. you guys are the winners!” toph smiled. 

you jumped up in excitement, going over to zuko and pulling him in a tight hug. zuko wrapped his arms around you, giving you the feeling of warmth and safety. 

you pulled away, a bright smile on your face. 

“which do you choose. free dinner at the middle ring, or two free drinks at the JD. one of you can get each since there’s enough for both of you,” toph said, holding out the coupons. 

“i want the coupon to JD!” you said, but looked to zuko quickly. “unless you do.”

“you can take it,” zuko smiled. 

“yay!” you squealed and plucked the ticket out of toph’s hand. 

“alright, ugly sweater contest! the prize is money,” sokka grinned. 

“alright, appa will be the judge again!” suki exclaimed, walking over and putting a $20 bill in appa’s mouth. 

“okay, since zuko and y/n are wearing the same sweater, they can each have $10,” katara said. 

“alright, fair,” you nodded. 

“stand in a line,” aang instructed. you went in-between zuko and toph. you all watched in excitement, waiting for appa to hand one of you the bill. 

after five minutes, appa went to toph. 

“alright! you all suck!” toph pumped her fist up in the air. 

“you have to be kidding me,” sokka said, face palming. 

you chuckled, turning to zuko. “maybe next year.”

“yep. i don’t know why we didn’t win. all these sparkles and diamonds give me a headache,” zuko said, looking at his sweatshirt. 

“same. you can change if you want,” you said. 

“nah, i’m good. i wanna be matching,” zuko smiled. 

you chuckled, “yay! i was hoping you said that.”

zuko’s smile widened at your excitement. you felt giddy inside and found yourself staring at his lips. you felt a sudden urge to lean up and kiss him, and go back into your room and make out. zuko must’ve noticed your stare, cause he licked his lips seductively. your face warmed up and you looked away quickly, coughing awkwardly and going to pour yourself another glass of champagne. 

zuko smiled at your retreating figure, looking to your other friends. 

“so, what's next on the agenda?” he asked. 

“present opening!” aang exclaimed, running over to the tree.

you walked over to the living room, sitting down on the bean bag. zuko sat across from you. 

“alright, i wanna go first!” aang exclaimed. 

“alright. here’s mine,” katara said, picking up a big present and handing it to him. 

aang opened it and pulled out new sneakers. “oh, this is awesome! thank you, babe. i love you.”

katara smiled. “you’re welcome. i got them custom-made so they’re your favourite colors and on the logo, it has appa and my name on it.”

“my two favourite things in the world. i love it,” aang smiled, leaning over to give katara a kiss. 

suki then handed her his gift. he then opened one from sokka, toph, and zuko, then you. you ended up getting him a new gaming  headset that has boosted sound system.

“thanks, guys. you are all awesome!” aang grinned. 

“you're welcome, buddy,” sokka smiled. “my turn!”

“alright, here’s mine,” suki said, handing him a banana-shaped present. 

sokka ripped it open, holding it up in all its glory, it was a dark blue boomerang that had a small heart on one end with suki’s name in it. 

“this. is. AMAZING! oh, i love you! we are so doing it tonight!” sokka exclaimed, kissing suki. 

you all groaned, telling sokka to shut up.

sokka opened everyone else’s present. you had got him a skateboard.

“thank you, guys. especially suki,” sokka smiled at his girlfriend.  “you’re welcome, baby,” suki smiled, planting a kiss on his cheek. 

“my turn!” katara exclaimed. 

she opened her present from aang first, which was new makeup brushes, which  apparently katara need a lot. suki got katara a humidifier, toph got her a new smoothie/coffee cup, sokka got her a $50 gift card to jc penny, zuko gave katara the sweatshirt, and you got her a polaroid camera. 

“i love all these! thank you,” katara smiled at each of you.

“you're welcome,” you all spoke. 

suki went next. sokka had gifted her a 365 day jar, katara gave her a new makeup pallet, toph gifted suki a new curling iron, aang gave her a new fluffy pillow, zuko gave her the gift card, and you had bought suki a new silk robe.

“oh, these are sick! definitely gonna have fun with these,” suki held up the jar and the robe. 

“you’re welcome,” katara smiled. “alright, toph, it’s your turn.”

“alright, tell me what is it after i open it,” toph said. katara handed her a gift from her. 

katara had given toph a new pair of hiking shoes, suki had given her new guitar picks and a new guitar strap, sokka had given her a new gaming chair, which obviously wasn't there, but he said he it would be delivered to the apartment tomorrow. aang gave her a 5 candle set, zuko had given her airpods, and you had given her a turtle duck stuffed animal where she could warm up in case of cramps or stress. 

“these are awesome. thanks guys,” toph smiled. 

“you’re welcome! alright, zuko’s turn!” suki exclaimed, handing him a gift.

“thanks,” zuko smiled. 

suki had gifted him a sweatshirt with his favorite basketball team, katara had bought him a new phone case, aang gave him a new gaming headset, sokka had given him a new watch, and toph gave him new sneakers.

you nervously gave him your gift, which was pretty huge. zuko smiled while opening it, his eyes lighting up once he saw it. 

“woah, this is awesome!” he exclaimed. 

you had gotten him a new skateboard that had his name written on flames. 

“i know you mentioned you hadn’t had a skateboard since you were in high school and you wanted to get back into it,” you said bashfully. 

“thank you, i love it,” zuko smiled. 

“you’re welcome,” you smiled. “alright, well, my turn!”

“open mine first!” katara exclaimed, handing you her gift. 

you took it from her, opening it gently. she had gotten you a google home. 

“oh, katara, do you know how much i adore you?” you said.

“i know, don’t worry,” katara giggled. 

you had opened the next gift, which as from suki. she had gifted you crocs that said ‘super swag’ on each one. 

“oh, you are feeding my narcism,” you chuckled. 

“you deserve it,” suki smiled. 

you then opened aang’s gift. he had gotten you a new hoodie from your favorite show. “this is like $70! thank you!”

“you’re welcome,” aang smiled. 

you opened your gift from toph, which was a poster with all of the girls and you. 

“how did you get this one made?” you asked, staring at it in astonishment. 

“i know people,” toph grinned. 

you chuckled, “thank you.”

“you’re welcome,” toph said. 

sokka handed you his gift, which was the blender 

“yes!” you squealed.

“i knew you would like it. no need to tell me, i already know i’m the best gift giver,” sokka smirked. 

“hm, i can’t say that until i open zuko’s gift,” you said. 

zuko had handed you his gift. “thank you,” you said. 

“you’re welcome,” zuko said. 

“i’m goanna go and order pizza,” katara said. 

“yeah, me too!” sokka exclaimed, getting up. 

you furrowed your brows. “what?”

“yeah, i need to make sure katara orders the right pizza,” toph said. 

“i need to pee,” aang said. “i have to take appa out,” suki said.

they all got up and left the room, leaving you speechless. 

“what just happened?” you asked, turning to zuko. 

zuko was blushing hard, which made you even more confused. 

“i don’t know. go ahead and open your gift,” he said. 

“alright,” you said. you opened the gift, which was a small, black box. you took the top off, your eyes widening and your mouth agape. zuko had gotten you a silver charm bracelet. the charms were an otter-penguin, the first initial of your name, your zodiac sign with your zodiac gemstone, and a small circle.

“this is so beautiful, thank you,” you smiled. 

“you're welcome. read the text on the small circle,” he said. 

you looked at it, reading the words out loud. “will you… go on… a date… with me?”

you paused for a moment, lowering the bracelet and looking at zuko. 

“so, what’s your answer?” zuko asked, nervously playing with his fingers. 

“yes,” you nodded and smiled. 

zuko’s worried expression went away immediately, and was replaced with glowing, big grin. “really?”

“yes!” laughed, leaning over and giving him a hug.

“YES!” you heard everyone shout from kitchen. they all came back into the room. 

“you guys are gonna make an awesome couple!” sokka exclaimed. 

you pulled away, blushing. “shut up.”

“alright, wanna watch ‘home alone’, now?” suki asked. 

“yeah,” you nodded.

“zuko and y/n, you can sit on the love seat,” sokka smiled, wiggling his eye brows. 

you rolled your eyes, “so immature.”

“i don’t mind,” zuko smiled and shrugged. 

you smiled up at him, walking over to the couch with him. you sat down right next to him, putting your head on his shoulder with no hesitation. zuko wrapped his arm around you and rested his hand on your thigh. your heart pounded against your chest, and warmth shot down from your stomach to between your thighs. 

“do you mind my hand being here?” zuko asked. 

you took a deep, shaky breath. “nope.”

zuko moved his hand, “you sure?”

you grabbed his hand and shook your head. “i’m sure.”

zuko smirked a little, putting his hand back. you sighed contently and leaned into him more, enjoying the warmth he provided.

aang turned on the movie and you all watched it in silence. during the movie, you had moved over to zuko’s lap. you were stretching and ended up on him. you were going to move, but zuko grabbed your waist gently, setting you back down. the gesture had you grinning from ear-to-ear, snuggling into him. 

the movie ended, which signalled the end of the party. everyone but zuko was staying, which made you sad, but you knew you weren’t ready for him to stay the night with you in your room. not just yet. 

so, you just walked him up to the front door.

“thank you for the skateboard,” zuko smiled. 

“you’re welcome. thank you for the charm bracelet. when is the date, again?” you asked. 

“ah, right, sorry,” zuko chuckled. “are you free tomorrow?” 

“i am,” you smiled, clasping your hands in excitement.

“great! i’ll take you out then. make sure to dress warmly,” he said. 

“will do. see you tomorrow, zu,” you smiled.

“see you,” he smiled and went on his way. 

you closed the door, looking down at your charm bracelet dreamily. you were falling hard for this boy. 

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boston

summary: as a recurring visitor from boston to the outer banks and one of kiara’s childhood friends, you get to know the pogue gang for the summer. oh, and it seems like jj has a thing for you.

warnings: mentions of alcohol and typos, probably.

a/n: i hope boston doesn’t throw people off because i used it as nickname (i think it’s cute). and im not even from boston. ALSO WTF THIS IS 4K WORDS.

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You’re starting to think that coming to North Carolina for the summer wasn’t as fun as you remembered. 

The water touched your fingertips as you leaned away from the boat, sticking your hand out to dip it into the cold water. It was too humid for you, for starters. You were used to the colder weather of Boston and often found yourself in long sleeves and jeans with boots with an extra sweater in your car. When it got warm, a pair of leggings and a t-shirt sufficed. North Carolina’s outer banks required swimming suits, shorts, and see-through shirts in order to avoid overheating. That wasn’t exactly your style. 

Your parents insisted on having you do something with your summer instead of lounging around and hanging out with people you’d see on a daily basis during the school year. There wasn’t much to do here other than drink and help your relatives on the boat with their fishing company, and the idea of working for free didn’t seem so amazing as it did when you were a child. This was the first summer you’d be spending in the outer banks for the entirety. While you and your parents travelled here for a few weeks, you were the only one staying behind until it was time to go back for school.

In all honesty, you hadn’t recalled much about the place nor the people who lived here. You were aware of the “Kooks” and “Pogues,” and the unofficial war raging between the two groups. What you gathered was that your family lived civilly between the two, not quite in either territory. If you weren’t mistaken, you were welcomed on either side of the island without drawing too much attention to yourself. 

Kiara, or Kie, who was your childhood best friend, was the only person you were even remotely close to, and that was overstating it. She resembled the summer camp friend who you barely spoke to until it was time to go away for summer camp. She lived in Figure Eight but hung with the Pogue crowd, from what you understood. 

You recalled meeting her for the first time at age eleven, the first time your family had made it a tradition to travel to North Carolina. Your family had wandered to The Wreck, the restaurant her family owned, and became friends because you were the only child in the building and her father had forced her to escape from her shell of a bedroom and spend some time outside. Eleven-year-old you was ecstatic to find another person to spend your summers with, and thus a friendship was born.

“Y/N, you okay there?” your uncle had asked. Pulling yourself out of your daydreams, you whipped your head back and wiped your hand on your shorts. 

“I’m fine, Uncle Jim. Just thinking, is all,” you replied. Uncle Jim laughed and pulled the rope from out of the water and asked you to open the ice bin for him to put the fresh fish he had caught. 

“Special order for the Camerons,” he explained. “Ward offered to pay me double if we could have this in by this afternoon.” 

“So that’s why you pulled me out of bed so early,” you teased. “Mom and dad just left and you’re already putting me to work.” 

You closed the ice chest and watched as Uncle Jim put away the cage neatly in the back before wiping his hands on a white cloth towel. 

“You know this job like the back of your hand. Might as well put you to good use.” 

“Yeah,” you said, sighing. “It’s weird being here without them.” 

“Good weird or bad weird?” 

You shrugged. “It’s just different.” 

“I know you wanted to spend your summer in Boston, but your Aunt Camille and I are happy you’re staying until September.” You smiled and gave him a side hug. 

“Yeah, I’m happy to see you two. It’s just that I’m growing up and want to spend time with my friends before we all leave to college, you know?” Uncle Jim started to steer the boat top the main land and nodded. 

“I hear ya. Mind dropping the fish off at the Cameron residence after I clean it up?” 

You shook your head and watched as the island grew bigger as the boat approached the dock. When Uncle Jim docked the boat, you jumped out and told him you’d be getting a bite at The Wreck, hoping to see if Kiara happened to be working. The door chimed and you could see a few people seated at tables with she was preparing smoothies behind the juice bar. 

“You always look like you’re thinking so deeply,” you said, taking a seat at the bar. 

Kiara looked up and dropped the banana she was holding and wiped her hand on a towel, the biggest smile painting her lips as she ran behind the bar to embrace you. You laughed and reciprocated, giving her a gentle squeeze as she held you in a near lockdown. 

“Two years, Y/N. It’s been two very long years,” she said. 

“I wish I could’ve stayed longer last summer,” you said. “My grandpa called us to say my grandma had broken her hip and we flew out the next morning.”

“Is she okay?” she asked. 

You nodded. “I think he was just scared but it was probably for the best that we went back home.”

“So I hear you’ll be here for the whole summer, right? I heard our dads talking last night.” 

“I can’t tell whether I’m excited about that or not. Happy to be here with you but not happy about working on a fishing boat. You know how sensitive my stomach is.” Kiara laughed and walked back behind the bar, resuming making the smoothie she had halted to welcome you. 

“Don’t I know it. Well, when you and I aren’t working we can hang out and I can introduce you to my friends,” she said. “I think you’d really like them.”

“God, I hope so. I’m gonna need friends if I’m going to be here for three months.” 

“John B’s kind of like our ring leader,” she explained before turning the blender on. She poured the drink and continued. “He’s kind of like you. A little mischievous but he’s keen for leadership. Pope’s the smart aleck. He knows everything about anything and overthinks when we do something spontaneous.” Kiara gave you a look. 

“That’s because my parents were always here!” you said in mock defense, raising your hands. 

Kiara laughed. “Then there’s Sarah, who you met before. She’s cool though, not like her Kook friends. We weren’t friends before you left. Then there’s JJ. He’s kind of all over the place and there’s not really a way I can describe him. You just have to experience him for yourself.” 

“As long as I have a fun summer without getting in trouble, I think I’ll be fine,” you said. 

“Smoothie?” Kiara asked. You nodded and took out your wallet, but she shook her head. 

“I’m pretty sure my dad would bite my head off if you paid for anything here,” she said. “Your mom did help advertise for us.” 

“How about a tip,” you said, putting a five dollar bill into a glass jar. Kiara rolled her eyes but grinned. 

“The Pogues and I are gonna hang out on Pope’s boat, if you wanna come. We’re just gonna hang out and eat, probably.”

“I’ll have to ask my uncle but I’m sure he’ll be fine with it,” you said, taking a sip of your smoothie. 

“It really was nice getting to see you again,” Kiara said. “I think you’re probably my only other girl friend, aside from Sarah. God knows a girl needs her time away from testosterone.” 

“I’m gonna be at Sarah’s later this afternoon to drop off some fish. I think her dad paid a lot of money for it, and I will never understand that.” 

She laughed. “Well with that kind of money, I guess you wouldn’t need to think twice about paying for fish.” 

You hopped off of the seat and waved goodbye before heading home. 

***

When the sky turned into a shade of deep orange, you double checked to see that your phone was fully charged before slipping on your shoes and grabbing a blanket plus the bag of snacks you had purchased earlier that day. You waved at Uncle Jim and Aunt Camille, promising them you’d be safe with Kiara before you locked the front door and slipped the keys into your bag. 

From your recollection, Pope’s boat was fairly large and Kiara told you it would have lights strung up so it wouldn’t be too hard to miss. The dock was quiet with the exception of fireflies buzzing in the air and the faint sound of laughter in the distance. 

You could see a group of boys and Kiara lounging around with beer in their hands and you were unsure of how to approach them. Luckily, Kiara saw you in the corner of her eye and rushed down to greet you. 

“Thank God you’re here,” she said. “Boys are annoying and I need some company. Here, let me get your bag.” 

You handed her the bag and climbed onto the boat, aware of three pairs of eyes following you. Suddenly feeling a little self conscious about yourself, you waved awkwardly at the three boys. 

“Don’t be weird, you guys,” Kiara said, rolling her eyes. “That’s Pope. Brains of our operation. You two are more alike, I think.”

“Nice to meet you,” he said, tipping his hat at you.

“That’s John B,” she said as you waved at him. “He’s kinda of like you when you start talking about something you’re passionate about.” You began to blush at how Kiara was introducing you to her friends. 

“Any friend of Kiaras is a friend to us,” he said, grinning. 

“And that’s JJ,” she said, pointing at the blonde who was too busy looking at you to speak. “He’s, well, JJ.”

He scoffed. “These two get great introductions and I get ‘that’s JJ’?” he asked, using his fingers as faux quotation marks. Kiara shrugged. 

“I happen to think I’m great, thank you very much,” he said sarcastically before winking at you. You gave him a soft grin and sat next to her, unfolding the blanket and placing yourself on it. 

“And this is Y/N Y/L/N, probably the smartest one out of the five of us. She’s from Boston and comes here every summer with her parents.” 

“It’s usually for a week or two to visit my aunt and uncle but this time I’m spending the entire summer here,” you explained. 

“Why’s that?” asked Pope. 

“My parents thought it would be good to not spend my time indoors and God knows my uncle will put me to work.”

“She’s Jim’s niece,” Kiara said. 

John B’s eyes lit up. “Jim’s niece! That’s right, I remember he said you were coming to work for him this summer. He’s such a legend. How he and Camille live between us and the Kooks is beyond me. Love that guy.”

You beamed, opening a bag of popcorn. “He’s pretty great, isn’t he?”

“So how’d you and Kiara meet?” JJ asked. 

“We were the only kids in The Wreck when it first opened,” she said. “Dad forced me to go outside and Y/N’s parents forced her to do the same and we just clicked.” 

“So what’s Boston like?” John B asked. 

“Jesus, one question at a time,” Kiara said, rolling her eyes. 

“Cold, for the most part. I live on the edge of the city so I’m between suburban area and the metropolitan. It’s kind of the best of both worlds.”

“Outer banks is a wake up call,” Pope joked. 

“It’s really different than what I’m used to, but this is my sixth summer out here,” you said. “And this time I came prepared with the right clothes.” 

Kiara bursted out laughing. “When we were twelve, she insisted on bringing sweaters and jeans because that’s all she owned. For two weeks straight she had to borrow my clothes.” The boys chuckled. 

“I’m not all that used to wearing shorts,” you said, gesturing to your clothes. “But I guess I like to lounge around in oversized shirts, so it’s a win-win.”

“Beer?” JJ asked, holding a bottle. You shook your head. 

“Nah, I’m good. But thank you for offering.” He quirked his eyebrow but put it back in the cooler. 

“Damn, I’ve never been off of this damn island,” said John B. “Let alone a big city.”

“It’s great, honestly,” you began, “I feel like I’m unimportant and that leaves me with so much room to grow. Nobody has any real expectations from me because I’m just another stranger. And I’m starting to sound like a cliche.” 

JJ chuckled and shook his head. “Not a cliche. It’s nice to get to know someone who’s not from here.”

“God knows the Kooks aren’t welcoming,” said Pope. “But never mind them.”

“Sarah’s not coming,” Kiara said, looking up from her phone. “Said she’s too tired to make the ‘treacherous’ walk.” 

“Bummer,” you said, pouting. “I haven’t seen her in so long. She wasn’t at the house when I went earlier.” 

“I’m sure you’ll see her soon,” said Kiara. 

“Oh goodness,” you said, shivering. “I didn’t think it would be cold tonight.” You rubbed your upper arms with your palms and tried to move to feel some friction. 

“Take my jacket,” JJ said, reaching behind him to grab his discarded windbreaker. 

“Thanks,” you said softly, a little confused that a stranger would let you wear his jacket. 

“Damn, JJ. You’ve got broad shoulders,” John B joked, looking at how big the jacket was compared to you. 

“It’s two sizes bigger than I am,” JJ said said, taking a swig of his beer. 

“It’s perfect,” you said, looking between JJ and John B. “Thanks, JJ.”

“Don’t mention it,” he said. You looked away to speak to Kiara and didn’t notice JJ checking you out with the jacket you had put on.

“So you think Y/N’s attractive,” Pope said, leaning in and whispering. 

“Pfft, what?” JJ asked, shaking his head. 

“C’mon, dude. It’s just a matter of time before you and her, you know,” he said, making a crude gesture before laughing. JJ shoved him and laughed along. 

“It’s not like that,” he said. Pope raised his eyebrow. 

“Oh?” 

“It’s not like that either! Jeez, Pope.” 

“Whatever you say, man,” said Pope, leaning back and opening another bottle of beer. 

An hour had flown by and you yawned, the entire group silently understanding that it was probably too late to stay up. Pope had left ten minutes earlier after his dad had called and promised to see the rest of you tomorrow. 

“This was fun,” you said to Kiara, John B, and JJ. “I really like you guys.” 

“But I’m the best,” said Kiara, striking a pose that made you laugh.

“And no one’s taking that title away from you,” you replied. You folded the blanket and began to walk off of the boat with JJ offering his hand for you to step down. You took it and noticed how unusually soft they were. You started to walk back to your house before abruptly turning around. 

“Oh, JJ! Wait, let me give you your jacket back,” you said, dropping the bag you were carrying. JJ laughed and shook his head. 

“Keep it for tonight, Boston. It’ll give me a reason to see you tomorrow,” JJ said. You grinned at the nickname. 

“Okay,” you said, picking up the bag you dropped. “I’ll see you tomorrow, then.” JJ smiled. You could grow to like seeing his smile. 

He winked. “See you tomorrow, Boston.” 

***

As the weeks went by, you starting to feel disappointed whenever you thought about going back to Boston, which meant leaving your new friends behind. All the adventures you had raked up were memorable ones and it would feel weird not seeing the four rambunctious teens nearly every day. 

It was a hot Thursday morning when you sat on the dock. Uncle Jim had given you the rest of the day off after helping him load his cargo, offering to make the rounds that afternoon if you were willing to go to the grocery store to pick up ingredients for that night’s dinner. 

You couldn’t help but think about JJ and all the times you two had been near one another. Kiara had made an innocuous comment the prior night before you left her house about how he was much gentler when he was around you and didn’t seem to be as loud as he was when you were there. JJ, she said, was always so outspoken but whenever you were near, it was like he was censoring himself. 

You were sure Kiara didn’t mean anything bad by it, but you weren’t really sure how to interpret what she said. You and JJ, aside from Kiara, had hung out the most since you met. You two spent the afternoon together at The Wreck the day after you met him, partially to give him his jacket back and partially waiting for Kiara’s shift to be over. You could feel yourself letting loose and confessed to feeling extremely nervous and self-conscious about meeting Kiara’s friends. JJ reassured you that he (and the others in the gang, of course) really liked you. 

He would accompany you home and save you a seat next to him. He’d hold your bag and wait for you if the gang was running ahead. JJ would volunteer to come get you if you weren’t answering your phone and he’d make trips to visit you while you were helping Uncle Jim at work. 

If you were being honest, you would be lying to yourself if you said you hadn’t developed feelings for him. It was minor and fleeting, but it was there. The blonde made you blush without having to try too hard and you were sure Kiara knew, but she never said anything. JJ was attentive to you and let you speak when you felt your voice be drowned by someone else. 

You were pulled out of your thoughts when you heard running footsteps on the dock, only to turn around and see JJ running towards you. He peeled his shirt off and jumped past you and landed in the water, splashing you in the process. 

“JJ, what the hell!” you yelled as he came up for air. He shook his head and wiped his face, grinning at your surprised reaction. 

“What a morning, huh?” he said, swimming closer to you. Your legs dangled in the water and he came up, pushing his body upwards to let his arms rest on your lap. “You thinking too hard again, Boston?”

Boston. There was that nickname again. You think you hid your blush pretty well.

“You know I’m always thinking,” you replied. 

“Someday I’m gonna get inside your head and know everything you think about when you disappear,” he said. “I’m sure you have a lot of good stories to tell.”

“Maybe so,” you teased. “I was just thinking about how I have a month and a half left before going back home.” 

“Don’t think about that,” he said, pouting slightly. “I’ll - we’ll - miss you tons. It won’t be the same until you come back.” 

You laughed. “I wish I could bring you guys back with me. I don’t have that many friends I consider close.”

“And you consider us your close friends?”

“I might even say my best friends,” you said with a smile. 

“Well, well, well. I’m honored to hear that, Boston. Truly.” 

“Why’d you jump into the water, anyway?” you asked. 

He shrugged. “It’s a hot morning and the sun is shining. Plus, I got to scare you, which was pretty priceless.” You shoved him back into the water and laughed as he came up with a feigned surprised expression. 

“Oh, come on! It was hilarious.” 

“You’re so mean to me, JJ,” you said, sticking your tongue out. 

“Why don’t you join me? The water’s cool and it’s hot out.” 

“I think I’m good from where I’m sitting,” you said. JJ swam closer and caressed your legs before trailing his fingers to your lap, resting his chin on your knee. 

“Please?” 

It was times like this when you were grateful you developed a habit of putting a swimsuit underneath your clothing. You stood up from your spot and took off your shirt and shorts, slowly dipping in the water beside him.

“Okay, you’re right,” you confessed. “Very refreshing.” 

JJ swam closer to you and smiled, finding your hand and pulling it above the water to give it a kiss. 

“I’m never wrong, Boston.” 

You rolled your eyes. “Okay, keep telling yourself that.” 

JJ was quiet for a moment. “You’re so innocent.”

You raised your eyebrow. “Oh? How so?”

“I don’t know. You have a purity to you. Maybe it’s Boston or maybe it’s just that you’re better than us and the Kooks combined.”

“Well, I’m definitely better than the Kooks,” you said. JJ chuckled. He pulled you closer to him to the point where your chests were almost touching. 

“I just mean that I don’t know how to act when I’m around you. Usually I’m reckless and an idiot, but I’m not that way when you’re around.” 

You frowned. “I don’t ever want you to be anyone but yourself around me, JJ.”

He shook his head. “I don’t think it’s that. I think you pull this calmness out of me. I don’t think I’m not being myself when you’re around. I just think that I’m much more of a person than ‘reckless’ JJ who gets into too much trouble.

“What I’m trying to say is,” he began with a deep breath, “I like you. As in, more than a friend. John B and Pope have been teasing me about it all summer but I never took it seriously until you talked that Kook’s ear off about not being a racist and sexist piece of shit.” You took a moment to recall and laugh at the memory. “There’s never a moment where I don’t want to be with you or tell you things. I’ve never felt this way with anyone before, honestly.” 

“JJ,” you said softly, your hand giving his bicep a squeeze in reassurance. “You know, I’ve been overthinking these past few weeks. Last night, Kie said something about how you were so aware when I’m around and how you’re less reckless and I didn’t know what to make of it.”

“I just,” said JJ, “I like you a lot. More than I thought I did.” 

You looked into his gaze and his arm wrapped itself around your waist, pulling you closer so your chests were touching. The sound of the waves was the only noise in the vicinity and the sun made JJ’s eyes look more impeccable than they already were. His lips were plump and you noticed he had stolen a glance down to yours, squeezing the small of your back as if to ask for silent permission. You inched your way closer and he followed suit until his lips had landed gracefully on yours as if it had belonged there all along. 

His skin was hot under the sun and the water around you felt like it moved to push you two closer together. JJ let this kiss be a simple one, unlike the other girls he had been with before. His eyes remained closed until he pulled away and looked to see you in your entirety. You did nothing but smile and bite your lip, reaching out to kiss him once more. 

“I like you too,” you said. “And I like kissing you.” JJ laughed and leaned in to kiss you a third time. 

“You’re real cute, Boston,” he replied. 

“Do you think we could go and get some sandwiches from The Wreck? All this swimming and all this kissing has me starved.” You shared a laugh before pushing yourselves out of the water and hoped the sun was hot enough dry you both before you reached the restaurant. 

You were already counting down the days you would be coming back to the outer banks.