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another-chaotic-bisexual-vampire · 2 years

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Dr. VH: *kicks down the door and falls flat on his ass*

The Count: *looks up with red eyes and bloody teeth, throws Mina aside, and springs at our heroes*

Dr. VH: *waggles an envelope containing one (1) cracker* No! Bad vampire! Bad!!

The Count: What is that, anthrax?

Dr. VH: It is The Host!

Harem Hooligans: *proudly hold out their crucifixes like Care Bears pushing out their tummies*

The Count: Jewelry and Jesus Cheezits?! Fuck this-- BAT! *sudden darkness, Quincey gets the lights and, like bad dinner theater, now The Count is NoWhErE tO bE sEeEeEn*

#i will never stop laughing about this #dracula daily #count dracula #dracula #bram stoker #jonathan harker #mina harker #quincey p morris #dr. abraham van helsing

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tylrowens · 1 month

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Glen Powell and Daisy Edgar-Jones in the bloopers/gag reel for Twisters.

Twisters Bloopers and Gag Reel (2024)

#sorry but i will NEVER stop laughing about the first one.#gpowelledit #glenpowelledit #daisyedgarjonesedit #dedgarjonesedit #daisy edgar jones #glen powell #twisters #filmgifs #filmedit #movieedit #moviegifs #*mine

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hailsatanacab · 10 months

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"Well, this is a bad idea," Tim says, hands on his hips as he surveys the mess they’ve made in the cave.

"Nah," Danny replies, twirling his screwdriver in the air in what is probably meant to be an impressive trick to inspire confidence, except he fumbles it and it clangs to the floor loudly, "we good. If a younger version of myself hasn't come forward in time to stop me, how bad can it be?"

"Shouldn't it be the other way round?"

"What?"

"Normally, it's an older version of yourself going backwards in time to stop you, right?"

"Not in my experience."

Danny's grin is impossibly feral and a shiver runs up Tim's spine.

"This is definitely a bad idea."

#dpxdc #dcxdp #batpham #dead tired #dead tired ship #there is a more expanded upon version of this with actual backstory and context rotting in the recesses of my brain #but its only half on paper and the conversation made me laugh so #here: have some feral danny leading tim down a path to disaster #danny: this is going to go so well! i have such a good feeling about this!!#tim: this is going to go so poorly. i have such a bad feeling about this.#danny: 🥺🙏🙏🙏#tim: i never said we weren’t doing it. i just reserve the right to tell you i told you so when it inevitably goes wrong #danny: leave that to younger me - he always makes very valid points in the form of fists to the face!#tim: can you stop talking please this is making me want to do it less #danny: no.

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yourlocalabomination · 6 months

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May I present to you one of the dumbest things iv ever drawn.

#someone was on my dash talking about giving crumb a gun #this is what I immediately thought of #never opened procteate faster #I think the stock photo of the stairs really sells the piece #it was just going to be a sketch but I had to commit to the bit #I had to stop so many times while drawing this because I can’t stop laughing at it it’s so stupid #anyway take this in honour of the kickstarter reaching its goal #EDIT: I SPELT IT WITH THE WRONG YOUR I DONT CARE #Edit 2: shoutout to the person on Twt who called him Owen Crumbvour I love it sm that’s his name now #starkid #team starkid #starkid productions #cinderella’s castle #cinderellas castle #crumb #fanart #my art

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starscour · 2 years

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winter suit jaybird

#dc comics #jason todd #robin #batman #dc fanart #jason todd fanart #my art #you know those issues where jason works with the titans and he’s freezing his legs off?#i think jason deserves a good toasty suit for those cold months!!#also someone pointed out he’s doing the asian squat and i’ll never stop laughing about it

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dragonsbluee · 6 months

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Every time Cale uses an ancient power and then gets confused when people react in worry I laugh and want to shake him because Cale, CALE YOU NEVER EXPLAIN WHY YOU'RE VOMITING BLOOD.

And here's the thing, vomitting blood, regardles of colour is a sign of serious internal problems, and you know what signs and symptoms you should definitely watch out for afterwards?

Dizziness, especially after standing.

Rapid, shallow breathing.

Or other signs of shock.

So everyone around him makes the very valid assumption the Cale using an ancient power = severe internal bleeding and then Cale goes and usually displays some symptoms of shock (I.E shaky limbs, dizziness, weakness in limbs) and just never explains that he's actually fine. Instead, he tries to get up and keep moving unless he's already fainted.

OF COURSE THEY'RE FREAKING OUT CALE! They think you need serious medical attention and you keep refusing to see a healer or a doctor! (Yes we know you don't want them figuring out how many powers you have and that they can't do anything anyways, but your friends don't!)

Since we don't see what the others are doing every time Cale falls into a coma as a response, I imagine that they're all frantic, trying to figure out what went wrong, how injured he is and how to get him the proper medical care. And then Cale wakes up and is just confused as to why they made it such a big deal.

Like Cale, please, for at least the first few times, they probably thought you were DYING.

#trash of the counts family #i love the misunderstandings though #they make me laugh every time and i love the drama #but at the same time i feel bad for his friends and the kids #theyre so worried!!!#tcf cale #cale henituse #ancient powers #tcf #this is why alberu is always calling him a crazy bastard #stop worrying your kids cale!#choi han #this is why i never complain about wveryone always reacting in shock when cale vomits blood #they have very good reason to worry!!#sure eventually they get used to it and they know he'll be somewhat okay #and then he goes and gets himself put into a week long coma

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nayrring · 3 months

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Muzan got that high school girl attitude. Like what is wrong with him

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somegrumpynerd · 2 months

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Sign that Dream gifts to Nightmare post-truce specifically to annoy him

#UTDR #UTMV #Truce au #The truce au is about a lot of things to me and one of them is Dream getting to be a little shit #He's been good and patient for so long he's earned it #Nightmare is going to hit him with this sign first and foremost #And then he'll keep it in his office behind some books #I will just always always love Dream finally getting to tease his brother over actually caring about people #And Nightmare having to huff and puff and #''I DO NOT CARE I AM MADE OF EVIL I HAVE NEVER FELT- what? Yes of course you can have a snack. Tell Dust I got those chips he likes they're #in the top dra- STOP LAUGHING. I WILL END THIS TRUCE RIGHT NOW''

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casualavocados · 1 month

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…It's nice. You're so noisy. […] Actually, it'd be better if we died together. That way, neither of us would have to suffer the pain of losing the other, right? Shut up.

KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 13

#kiseki: dear to me #kisekiedit #kdtm #kiseki dear to me #ai di x chen yi #chen yi x ai di #nat chen #chen bowen #louis chiang #chiang tien #jiang dian #userspring #uservid #userspicy #userrain #userjjessi #pdribs #*cajedit #*gif #AI DI'S FACE IN THE LAST GIFFFFFF IIIIIIIIII. LOOOOVE. HIIIMMMMM.#this might be the most romantic thing ive ever seen full stop #if you dont want to die with me so neither of us have to live without each other then why would i want you.#(but also ai di would have been okay with that. again. hes like. hes taking what he can get.#he thinks chen yi isnt as All In as he is....and this is the scene he realizes chen yi is just as insane about him and he is SOOOOO. happy!#i also love the face chen yi makes as he's getting in the car while ai di is calling at him to promise. he ROLLS HIS EYES.#he looks at ai di like. SURE jan. SURE ill let you die before me. SUUUURE i wont go insane if you die.#i just love how now theyre completely on the same page with each other. they know how much each loves the other #and both of them are so so happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGH.#'youre so noisy.' 'shut up.' chen yi just wants to kiss (hes laughing & fond & in love & not as good with words & its really. really cute.)#and the way he leans back and clears his throat like he cant believe what he just said but he would never take it back...baby...

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turtleblogatlast · 2 months

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“Haven’t You Noticed (I’m a Star)” from Steven Universe works so ridiculously well for Leo

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #rottmnt leo #rise leo #listen it’s morning now and I haven’t slept so bear with me for the sudden unwarranted lyric analysis haha #a lotttt of the lyrics work so well for him #not even just the overall theme the words just work great #first lyric is literally ‘I can’t help it if I make a scene’ which is one to one with ‘Leo’s makin a scene’ from the rottmnt opening like-#‘I’m turning heads and I’m stopping traffic’ -> Leo has not made it a secret that he values his looks a LOT #-not just his looks but also his ability to get people’s attention #‘when I pose they scream when I joke they laugh’ -> I feel like this speaks for itself #-posing and joking for the crowd and himself #‘I’ve got them dazzled like a stage magician’ -> works both with Leo’s canonical love of magicians and his aptitude with tricks in general #‘well everybody needs a friend and I’ve got you and you and you’ -> I just think it’d be cute to imagine his friends here just as his bros #‘I got you and you and you’ = ‘my brainy guy my smashing guy and eats peanut butter with his fingers guy’#‘haven’t you noticed that I’m a star?’ -> Leo loves attention and especially loves when his feats and efforts are acknowledged #+ he loves glam rock and sci-fi and being a champ and - listen he has a LOT of star symbolism with him #‘haven’t you noticed I made it this far’ - Leo is well aware of how dangerous situations get and thinks himself only a part of a whole #-so hey it’s notable that he’s survived this long yeah?#‘now everyone can see me burning’ -> self-sacrificing with his family bearing witness + all his star and flame symbolism in general #+ how attention naturally goes to him - including bad attention where his mistakes are highlighted and burn bright #also even the limo lyric-#obviously this boy has never and will never own a limo but one of his main secondary colors IS pink so even that #okay that one is just a joke but he would #(on that note though I think the other colors the boys gravitate to outside THEIR color are fun to notice)#I don’t actually know too much about Steven universe beyond the songs and some eps but I like the music #and this just came to my tired mind so here you go anyone who’s interested #may draw something with these lyrics dunno yet #it’s a good song in any case even though it’s super short

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potatobugz · 28 days

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i was hacked by a very unhappy man!

#dimension 20 #never stop blowing up #nsbu #d20 nsbu #g13 #g13 nsbu #usha rao #MY TASTE IN FICTIONAL CHARACTERS GETS WORSE AND WORSE BY THE DAY!!!!!#sorgy. i cant help it every time a character is even slightly sympathetic i fall for it every time #i acknowledge that he is rude to everyone around him and the reason why he is so isolated from every body #is that he is egotistical and drives people away on purpose #like if u are not useful to him then he doesnt like you #but that in and of itself is so sad. hes just really sad #and a dick. and its funny #“we can have an old ladies night out” “maybe you can have that one by yourself” LMAO #ALSO USHA IS SO FUNNY U HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD I WAS LAUGHING TODAY #“i made my own alcohol during the prohibition” SHES 100 YEARS OLD AT BEST. AND FROM INDIA #i think these two are my favorite characters this far and i dont know what that says abt me #oh not even mentioning the inherent tragedy of fictional character who knows theyre not real and wants to escape into the real world #tell me g13. why do you want people? huh? HUH?#im also being influenced by his nature of being a loser and also i like computers and computer symbolism #im normal you can trust me #i could go on about how usha and g13 are alike in their refusal to change #but i need to sleep #nsbu spoilers

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gunsatthaphan · 1 year

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#this just in: khaotung is a capybara?

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techno-foxx-comixx · 10 months

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Har Har Har Har

#fnaf #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #freddy fazbear #artists on tumblr #bonnie the bunny #chica the chicken #dang bruh you got the whole squad laughing #sorry I’ve been so quiet have this doodle #I haven’t stopped think about fnaf since the movie and I never will stop #my art #art

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phosphorus-noodles · 2 months

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and now, a brief peek into my beautiful mind:

"wait... you've liked girls this whole time?" "yeah? why wouldn't i? i'm a boy." "but you used to be a girl? isn't that a little- y'know, gay?" "what? no, i liked boys." "but you are a boy?" "no i'm not, i'm an enby." "so you're an enby, and you like girls and boys?"

#they're a little stupid.#he had all the pieces but never connected the dots smh...#i'm gonna put this joke in a fic eventually but i wanted to draw it out too bc i can't stop laughing about it ahsjdfsdfs #i'm GIGGLING #pho.posts #pho.doodles #butterflies.and.wind.chimes #<- the au that inspired this btw #smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans #empires smp #yeah good enough #couldn't be bothered to draw his wings but know that they're there

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unhinged-nymph · 1 year

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Young Link’s giggle has permanently changed my brain chemistry and I’m not even kidding

#I can’t stop listening to it #it’s just so pure 😩😭😩😭#he’s the only one laughing with rhett during the vid #and rhett can’t stop talking about him #like there were at least 2 other people in the room and you wouldn’t even know it #jfccccc #i’m losing my sanity #genuinely #rhett and link #rhink #mythical society #never before seen #Rhett’s real world audition

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stunie · 29 days

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ok not to be super sappy on the dash or anything but if i had a couple wishes, one of them would be 100% be that i’d want u all to meet ur faves. oh ): if u + ur fav was a movie, it’d be such a sweet comfort movie ..

#u guys are genuinely so cute bahahahaha #sometimes i see u talk about ur faves #and im just like #what i would give for them to be together rn. stop being 2d for a moment #so cute #pls never shut up about them #i haven’t been as active as of late but i think about this all the time #🐇 — text !#why can’t they be real #i want u all to smile and laugh with them

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