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buuuuuuuu3 · 5 months

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#please god #every time I say I don’t want something you send it my way #i totally don’t like them #i wouldn’t date them ever #like not even someone who looked like them #and acted like them #specially sauriyan and Iñaki #i would never do that whatsoever #like ew #sauriyan sapkota #iñaki godoy #penn badgley #josh hutcherson #dev Patel #Alex turner #esteban kukuriczka #Jake Johnson #thomas weatherall #totally never would marry them if they wanted to marry me because I don’t like them like that

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ohitslen · 1 year

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They would be so insufferable once they got together I’m telling you right now

Request by @molten-rainbows!💖✨✨

Uni-fying the requests because.

#worst double date ever when those guys keep getting denied access to many places for a second ride #for context! they aren’t the biggest fans of pda actually #they got lost inside the haunted house that also worked like a maze of the sorts. Meryl and Milly got out first and waited for them to #come out. but they never did. Meryl asked for security to look for them and they were caught in a place they shouldn’t be at #when asked abt the hickeys. they say they were hiding from someone who was chasing them. Vash covered WW mouth and he bit his palm #so Vash bit his hand in return. and bc they’re losers they kept going until things started to escalate and well #things ended up like that. and now they can’t get into the haunted house again.#Meryl considers not letting them be too far away from their line of sight because they are bastards separately and how together they are #somehow even worse. Milly won’t really interfere but would stop them if they start anything in public #which they wouldn’t. but they all know that would be a consequence #I cant for the love of me draw with at least a little bit of context behind it even if it’s just three panels OQJWK #without AA i make so many mistakes but whatever #trigun #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun stampede #vashwood #vash #wolfwood #nicholas trigun #trigun fanart #meryl stryfe #milly thompson #millymeryl #the girls finally OQNWM #lenssi draws #Trigun Uni! AU #take the color palette as a grain of salt I have zero consistency. also the style I guess

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quillkiller · 4 months

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sorry to say but barty + the rosier twins are in love and i’ve thought about nothing else since yesterday

#barty growing up in a family where love and affection is only for show and for the public image #a quiet and strict home where love only comes if someone important is watching #and then barty stumbling into this other family dynamic with the rosier twins #where they love each other in every concievable way #a sibling dynamic that knows no boundaries when it comes to love and intimacy #but its all behind closed doors #rather than the pretend love and intimacy his father holds above barty for the public eye #instead it’s behind closed doors and no boundaries and theirs and real #barty being so possessive over them because they’re his <3 #no one is allowed to know them and see them like he gets to know and see them #they both end up dating barty and people talk and people think it’s weird #but they’ll never KNOW and that’s what important to them #people might talk but they’ll never actually know or understand the way they do #pan and ev don’t consider themselves dating or even in love #they already love each other because they’re twins. in every possible way #they’re already together too because they’re twins. calling it something so mundane as ’dating’ wouldn’t cover it #they’re just a unit and they love each other and want each other and barty love them and they love him <3 #the polar opposite of bartys family and stumbling into ev and pans family dynamic #makes me insane #makes me EMOTIONAL #and barty being so protective of it #protective over pan and ev but also protective over all three of them #that’s his family :’) and his loves :’)#i dont even think they tell reg what their relationship turns into #everyone knows barty is dating both of them #and everyone talks #but no one will ever know #reg eventually does think he knows #and has a ’none of my business’ attitude about it #bartyrosiers

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cabeswaterdrowned · 2 months

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Sorry (not) but I find anyone who acts like Blue is making something out of nothing when she’s mad Adam’s first question is about the kissing to be like. Deeply suspicious. Of course she is mad that’s the first thing he asked her! They’ve been walking on eggshells around each other and not really communicating since the last aborted kiss attempt which is on both of them to some degree, but when he comes around to her it’s only for this and when she has so many fears and insecurities about not properly belonging in the gang because she’s a girl (which is founded based on the fact aside from Noah they’ve all been misogynistic towards her at some point even if it was passive) and not being respected, when she’s also an outsider at home because of a different thing she can’t control. And you can not say that her feeling Adam is treating her like a thing to have and not a person he connects with is unfounded he again literally “I got Blue without you!” screamed at Gansey, consistently going to her after they fight (he did it end of TRB after repugnant too) to validate himself or just generally when he’s falling apart looking for validation from her like in the apartment scene. It’s not a bad thing to seek validation from your partner and in TRB before I’d say the last quarter I think Blue and Adam were genuinely connecting and developing a friendship while also exploring their feelings/attractions to each other, which did always have elements of seeking escape or validation for both of them in different ways, but it’s dissolved into that so much now. And I do think Blue is to some degree mad at Adam because he’s here and available to be mad at when she’s also mad at Gansey for it (I don’t think they’re *in the wrong * for not inviting her but they are in the wrong for not even considering she could want to go or at least want to be in the loop, also even though it’s Gansey’s party if Adam is trying to be her *boyfriend* it was kind of his place to ask her) so she’s conveying anger at Adam when the anger is for both of them, and also more general factors she’s frustrated by, but also Adam has the exact same response of channeling emotions that aren’t solely about Blue through their fights (and to his credit he is self aware that he does this) so again crucifying Blue for it is whack imo. Also to check myself on shipper-brain for the Adam-Gansey aspect of it, well obviously I read that here as a factor because I’m me, but for arguments sake on the premise Adam has No feelings about Gansey that are anything other than platonic Blue would still have a right to be mad about him prioritizing his platonic male friends over her and treating them with more respect, obviously, because misogyny exists (also these are not two contradictory readings in that I think they’re both factors. Signed an Adam Stan).

#Also the fact we learn here he hasn’t ever been to her room when they’ve been sort of dating for a bit..#like yes Adam has much more going on at all times so you could say it’s only about practicality but. Practicality does Not stop Adam when i #comes to spending time with Gansey and even in a sense Ronan in the same way and she’s right to call that out #and she’s also right he wouldn’t talk to Ronan in this way. just wrong about the reason because he does also want to kiss Ronan #just they have a different dynamic. you could read social class and gender as factors I think for sure #(just in case I get annoying anons for saying that I’m not talking in terms of Adam’s sexuality in that obviously he’s bi and into men and #women. but he does relate to them differently and I think analysis of Bluedam that doesn’t acknowledge that is a bit unserious)#and I don’t think Gansey is better about respecting women than Adam to be clear he’s really not.#but much in the way that Ronan and Gansey both have classist moments but Ronan’s seems to be more .. tolerable is the wrong word. But it #doesn’t manifest in ways that hurt Adam in the same ways it does when it’s Gansey. I think Gansey’s treatment isn’t harmful to Blue the way #Adam’s is. For reasons that are more about Adam and Blue and what relationships and treatment work for them rather than objectively tallyin #who is better or worse in terms of isms #but I would need separate posts to talk about that #s speaks #s rereads the dream thieves #trc reread notes #trc #hmm how do I tag these. I think I’ll just go for char tags and leave everything else #blue sargent #adam parrish #my meta #social class / internalized classism is obviously a big factor for both Adam and Blue and how they see each other and the other boys but #that feels more obvious and less like something anyone would take issue with me saying so I focused on it less although it’s very much ther

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deus-ex-mona · 2 months

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such is the tale of a ✨chronically online hypocrite✨

#(please forgive this old folk’s rambling for a hot min bc i need to get this off my chest somehow and in some way)#tl;dr: come and get into the hw idol series!!! we have ship discourse; more ship discourse; even more ship discourse #(yes ik people should be free to ship what they do b u t claiming a noncanon ship as canon and forcing it on everyone else is. not cool.)#yes yes friday’s mv was visually cute and ino.rin’s singing was peak b u t i feel like it has caused more harm than good in some way???#i cant b e l i e v e the jp hwtwt beef over friday’s mv is still going on mannnnnnnnn #no less than 3 separate people have made posts along the lines of #‘p l s stop using [official tags] to post about *[unnamed] non-official ships* p l s there’s a time and place for everything’#and n o n e of them even remotely run in the same circles yet they’re all banded together against a *certain* group lmfao never change hwtwt #lhy (esp yhy) shippers are always at the scene of the crime mannnnnnn #i cant see anything on their end of the naval battle (has every single lhy tag+account that i could think of blocked)#b u t it’s still really funny to witness on my twtdash against my will. i think i need to touch grass #‘kyhn isn’t canon either so why do you like it while being such a hater towards lhy—‘#great question!!!!!! it’s bc (disregarding the movie) they actually interact really well together~~~ like the honeypre event y k—#and also bc yukki treats hina really nicely all the time (even when she was being tsun and literally running from her feelings for him)#a n d hina loved him for who he truly was; even before his image change arc. and she also does her best to appeal to him and such~~~~~~~#but lhy. uh. they just bully hiyo 95% of the time and while they do look out for her bc they’re pals #they’re just pals. guys. and lxl have gone ‘uwu it must be u uwu’ to each other one too many times so shoehorning hiyo between them would.#be pretty weird ngl? esp since the ‘widely accepted’ portrayal of lhy as a trio is p much just hiyo x 2 dudes who dont even like each other #and. like. a branch of such portrayals usually seem to have aizo waft away from the ‘r/s triad’ to date mona instead which is. very weird.#some people just pick and choose aizo and mona interactions dont they. all they see is the umbrella scene and go ‘ah yes. canon’#they dont even read further to see how mona doesn’t even use the umbrella after aizo leaves (clear rejection)#a n d how aizo doesn’t even remember giving the umbrella to mona + mona’s entire existence in general after that #and that’s not even counting the grudge mona refuses to let go of even after what looks to be literal months #so for certain shippers to just casually shoo aizo out of the hiyoharem and into mona’s unwilling arms for the sake of yhy is. weird.#and like. shouldn’t he and yujiro have a say in this?? they’re more interested in each other than hiyo so just how are they being commonly #portrayed as hiyosimps in fanon? im so confused… like. wouldn’t they be equally obsessed with each other (as w/ hiyo) if they were a rstrio?#aaaaaa get this off my twtdash plsssssssss pls see this post twtapp pls let this affect your dumb algorithm im tired of the ship discourseee #as funny as the ‘lhy vs the world’ naval warfare is it’s getting. um. very annoying!!!! and now im missing nagisa more than ever s o b s #plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplspls influence the algorithm ragepost; ik big brother is 👀watching👀 so do your thing—#(pls feel free to duke it out with me too if y’all read this i need my birdsite algorithm to le a r n that i dont wanna see stuff like this)

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emblazons · 7 months

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I would personally like to thank all the gen x and elder millennials who allowed me to be the “kid” in all of my favorite fandom spaces 15+ years ago because lord knows if I was anything like the youth in some of my newer fandoms I should have been blocked by at least 2/3 of my faves

#I think there was a whole other rule of law in fandom back when I was under 18 honestly #and honestly in my very early 20s too #because the idea of yelling at my faves for being creeps for talking to me about a video game #while encouraging me when I had a test or even giving me advice when I asked for it?#none of them talked to me about anything that I wouldn’t tell my kid sister EVER. and they reminded me to be safe too! they were great!#now tho…everyone is super suspicious of everyone while treating the internet like their diary and it’s insane #…I feel so sorry for the young ones. I really do LMAO #(grateful I was trained to both not give every single detail of my life and mental illnesses away online)#(while also not being paranoid that everyone over 18 was going to do something inappropriate)#(it’s reversed now and the youth are SO MUCH WORSE for it)#….I may have aggressively dated myself with this but LMFAO the people should know I am not that young by now #the me tag

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housewifebuck · 1 year

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I thought you were a lesbian

Still don't know if you are

Don't ask me why I thought this

I just kinda saw you and just went LESBIAN 🫵

PLEAAEHEKDHDKDJ this is so fucking funny. Everybody I’ve ever met in my life has clocked me a mile away

#I’m gonna be really real with you #bc this is a no judgment space #I’ve gotten in the habit of calling myself bisexual because its easier than trying to explain that I’m a lesbian who occasionally #has sex with men #but I’m not attracted to them for being men and I wouldn’t date a man #I just have no physical preferences when it comes to like…no emotions attached sex for the sake of sex #and I get not everybody can separate sex from feelings like that #but that’s how it is for me #but I’m so sick of hearing ‘if you EVER fuck guys you’re not gay’#and I also had a really confusing year last year. but I’m pretty much back on track with IDing as a lesbian #(confusing…gender wise)#anyway thanks for coming to my Ted talk #asks #anonymous #personal #<- tagging for everyone who has my oversharing posts blacklisted

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graevs666 · 5 months

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i feel so ugly

#i acc hate the way i look n who i am as a person #n i can’t even do anything abt it bc it’s just how i look #ik i shouldn’t care but i feel so lonely and unattractive #i keep trying to stay positive and focus on the ppl around me and making plans w them #but as soon as i’m by myself i just feel so much #sometimes i regret transitioning it hasn’t been a thought i’ve ever rlly thought abt until recently #i feel like being trans makes life so much harder #n i wonder whether i would have had a less lonely life w dating if i just stayed a girl #i wouldn’t have lost all my hair #like the idea sounds awful bc i just don’t view myself tht way and can’t imagine living as a woman #but i do feel like i’m just so less loveable as a nonbinary trans guy #like ive grown to accept i have no hair and won’t even look twink again lol #but i miss being cute ….#n besides the hair like i struggle a lot w dating bc not a lot of guy r into me for being trans #ik there’s trans ppl out there w partners n hav hookups etc tho so maybe it’s just me #i just feel like there’s something abt me tht must repulse ppl or turn them off #i rlly thought i was doing a lot better within myself like i was liking the way i looked even w the badly and head tatt like i felt #like maybe i was attractive but i just feel like i’m back to square one feeling like this goblin #journal

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vampryoteuthis · 1 year

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i feel like adosou becomes even better if you think of like . qpp adosou does this make sense. I’m not a souma or adonis producer but I feel like what those two have is really sweet but it’s always felt like a really solid and beautiful friendship to me? maybe the aroace souma thoughts are getting to me but. yeah

#I’m not trying to say either of them would/wouldn’t ever date but I dunno…#i want what they have though like oh my goodness they’re so wonderful together #like they compliment each other so well… souma wants to learn about the world outside of japan and adonis wants to learn about japan #have u read the story where they form the tea ceremony club togeyher!!! iconic!!!!#also this isn’t me hating on romantic adosou in the SLIGHTEST I promise I swear #just word souping!!!#robin talks #enstars

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lexalovesbooks · 9 months

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Soulmate AUs are the number one way to make me insufferable ngl

#people never think about how any type of world where you have a way of knowing exactly who you are meant to be with would change everything #it raises SO many questions and no one ever thinks to answer them! how do we know these are soulmates in the romantic sense? are they truly #always correct? what is the history of soulmates? how does this affect casual relationships? is it considered wrong to date someone who isnt #your soulmate? and for specific aus like maybe you find your soulmate the first time you make skin to skin contact-#this would change so much societally. would people become much more stingy about touching or would people be (by our views) overly familiar #in the attempt to find their soulmate? same deal with the ones where it’s your first words this would result in so many weird and intricate #rituals for meeting new people #and this isn’t even getting into the massive amounts of amatonormativity that come with aus of this type #lots of time when reading them you can tell some of its coming from the author too but man. there’s no way people in these worlds wouldn’t b #eveb more insufferable about love than in the real world #idk i just finished a sm au and it was pretty good but at the end there was a throwaway line like. everybody knew your soulmate came before #everyone else. which made me see red cuz Yeah but also of course you’d have that pov in a world where soulmates are real!

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thewingedwolf · 2 years

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having a group of gay friends where this is their first group of gay friends apparently means they don’t find my “our one token straight friend is like a little gay” jokes funny apparently aksjsjs or when i bitch specifically about the gay dating scene near chicago being dominated by annoying white ex theater gays, they immediately get into like “well there are messy gay poc” yeah i’m aware of that, i’m talking about a really specific issue with the gays in this area pls keep up

#it is a well accepted fact that the gay scene in chicago has a large annoying white gay section who are the Messiest & Cringiest bitches #that have ever lived and every gay scene has A Group that annoys the shit out of everyone else in the scene okay aksjsns #all the lesbians in my area are either married with kids or constantly at a club and i know this bc i have dated lesbians in this area #half the stereotypes about gay people in illinois are about the ex theater gays or party gays in boystown like aksjdjdj come on #i cannot be the only one in tune with the Community here #also if u don’t agree that our straight friend who is always mentioning female celebs she’d go gay for wouldn’t fall in love with some #lady version of sam heughan when she wears an outlander mask to work every day u r just factually incorrect okay #rani makes text posts no one will read #but we were talking about these really specific messy white gay people we know & it’s like yeah so one of them already having a committed #partner 2 weeks after filing for divorce & all of them being like high powered lawyers that spend their free time taking their kids to see #wicked at the oriental theater is just a really specific type of gay person that i’ve dated a lot aksksjsj #and also they’ve been in my friend groups. they’re the only ones with cars everyone else takes the train everywhere & they refuse to go on #dates outside of chicago city limits like they’re gonna get hate crimed the moment they step off the el #which is double funny bc like do u think i live in fucking waukegan do i look like i make that much money no ur not gonna get hate crimes in #this democratic stronghold area like every other person that walks in has a pride pin or pink hair ur good buddy.

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strohller27 · 7 months

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#I’ve been thinking (and being alone with my thoughts like this is sometimes dangerous but what can ya do)#and like. I think I’ve been trying to make my standards high when it comes to dating to protect myself from getting hurt #which. of course? why wouldn’t I? but like. I think I tried to make my standards impossibly high so that when nobody lived up to them #I could just be like ‘oh! how sad! anyway it’s safer for me to be single because [whatever bullshit reason I can come up with]’#and this does protect me from getting hurt. but it also protects me from good things like. being intimate with someone.#which. if I were to be perfectly honest? that’s the only thing in my life I think I’ve ever really wanted more than anything #but of course I’m scared of that. because being intimate with someone requires opening up to them.#laying yourself bare and hoping they stick around after seeing what you bring to the table.#and like. I feel like I’m the guy who is firmly planted in one of the tails of a normal distribution #(and I’m not talking about the better-than-average part of the distribution if you get what I mean)#so like. I know there probably aren’t a lot of people who would stick around after I took off all my masks and laid myself bare before them #and I haven’t met many people I’d be willing to try that for #but sometimes. someone comes into your life and you feel like you’re ready to risk it all #but you don’t. because being vulnerable is a dangerous place to be. feeling as desperate as I do at times is a dangerous place to be #and so I’m probably not going to risk anything. but. listen like #why.. if my standards are so high.. is there this person in my life capable of meeting all of them.#and why.. when I’m this out of my mind for someone.. do there seem to be so many obstacles between me and them #why do I always fall for the ones who listen to me and show me kindness when I’m fragile.#even when there isn’t a chance in heaven or hell that it’s gonna work out.#why do I often think about how many times we’ve hugged. why do I want to live up to their high opinion of me.#why do I play the things they’ve said to me over and over in my head like a broken record.#why do I always have to obsess about the people I fall for. why can’t I just be normal about this.#like. this is starting to get in the way of my everyday life. it’s occupying my mind most of the time. this can’t be healthy.#in short. why the Fuck am I Like This and How Do I Stop.

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whimsyprinx · 2 years

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if someone flirts with me and I don’t realize that’s their fault for flirting with a dumb bitch

#whimsy whispers #looking at you handful of people #glaring even #again it’s not happened often I don’t have ppl sending me love letters and confessing their love in the streets #but I’ve had a few friends over the years flirt with me and fail and then eventually go ‘I like you’ and it’s like #jsut #just tell me that just start with that #flirting with me just sets people back because like I said I just assume it’s people being nice #I’m overly friendly and a people pleaser and gift giving js my love language as is pet names and again I am stupid and also nd with #a hard time knowing if ppl like me #never in a billion years will I ever be able to be certain someone is flirting with me #not that flirting is bad I imagine it’s quite cute and fun #i just lack the awareness one needs for flirting #and also I’ve been told by friends that I Am capable of flirting but the times they’ve listed as examples are just me talking to my best #friend #who I’m not flirting with I just love her a lot because she’s my bestie abdjjfjfjt #we in fact did date and I am aware that I wouldn’t seek a relationship with them in the future ahdjjfjrkr #I’m gonna fight all the people who flirted with past me #I’m half asleep and oversharing #goodbye

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heyitsphoenixx · 2 years

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#I keep dreaming about the first guy I ever loved #like for months now #I was a girl then and we were both bi #now I’m an nb guy and he’s gay #we never even dated #but everyone always told us we should #we were best friends for like five years #I loved him so much #but we haven’t spoken in almost five years now #he lives in another state #prob wouldn’t want a non cis guy #esp not one he hasn’t spoken to in years #and he’s so so smart with a fuckin engineering degree #and I’ve got nothing lol #I just wish these dreams would stop #they’re like twice a week for months now #they’re always so vivid and so nice but #I can’t do anything about him I just want them to stop

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fingertipsmp3 · 2 years

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Like I genuinely don’t know what to say when people ask me why I’m single because there are so many reasons, and honestly if you’ve met me in person and spent more than 5 minutes in my presence and are still confused, I just don’t know what to tell you

#like do we talk about the fact that i’m questioning my sexuality AND my gender at the age of 26 #do we talk about how i’m so out of touch with my emotions that i don’t even know if i’ve ever had a crush or been in love #do we talk about how goddamn fucking weird i am #do we talk about how i’m simultaneously touch averse and touch starved so i’m worried that if i got one good honest kiss i’d disintegrate #do we talk about how the one time i WAS kissed i completely froze because i couldn’t get my head around it for like. minutes.#and by the time i was kind of okay with it he was already doing other stuff without my consent and now That whole experience has damaged me #(we don’t talk about that)#do we talk about how i can barely hold a normal conversation; never mind flirt #do we talk about my body image issues #do we talk about how abrasive and secretive i am for no goddamn reason #do we talk about my almost uncanny ability to say exactly the wrong thing in every situation #do we talk about how i am HORRENDOUS at messaging so dating apps don’t work for me #do we talk about how i live in the arse end of nowhere (conservative small town yorkshire)#do we talk about how i literally just don’t know how to be a person. still. after almost 27 years #and this is without even touching on how i look physically which.. okay beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that #but seriously. S E R I O U S L Y. why anyone would pick me when they could have literally anyone else is beyond me #i’ll tell you what i look like. i look like if one of botticelli’s models was 6’1; very wide; completely dead inside & had horrible posture #is there an audience for that?? i just don’t know #i just genuinely think there’s no one out there for me. and if there was i probably wouldn’t want them; or be able to keep their good will.#thanks for listening #personal

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xwiredearbuds2014x · 3 months

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#looking through old notes like: passwords. groceries. funniest Abby Lee miller quotes!#no one ever changes. i am everything that has ever been wrong with me. I wouldn’t want me if i was another person #notes from class that day I forgot a pencil #mother mother lyrics. work stuff #detailed description of my nightmare. 5 zodiac signs I wouldn’t date and why #unhinged letter to someone where I’m wishing every bad thing upon them #which fruits are Kiki and which are bouba?

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