#i'm a genius

[evilkitten3]

[joeswackyadventure]

the other day i kept searching up salamanca because i remembered salamanca was oddly close to some sort of lizard but i forgot what that animal was. That animal was a salamander.

[tsukipifucker]

GUYS GUYS GUYS what about face farting where the one being farted on is the dominant one... insisting on sniffing up all the other's rotten gases... the gassy one is begging them to stop and let them go to the toilet because holy shit they're about to *burst* but the sniffer doesn't move an inch and insists on staying until the other's bowels are completely empty. 😩😩

[sauronnaise]

Yeah nah I'm trying to traumatise a bot.

[lightningqueen11]

You know, as someone who adores the Four swords adventures manga, I'm always confused by Green's characterization. Vio, Blue, and Red are obvious. Brains, brawn, and heart respectively. But Green? He's just a tad to vague for me. His main thing in the manga is some form of classic heroism, which doesn't really feel like a character trait iykwim? It always just kinda feels like he's supposed to be Link™ but that kinda defeats the purpose. So! I'm going to be rambling about a couple Green concepts that I think give him a bit more spice.

Aggressively average Green. Exactly what it sounds like, he is so horribly, terribly average at everything. Take his dubious characterization and dial it up to 11. Massive potential for an identity crisis, and easy to paste into the manga. His heroism is sorta the only thing he clings to, after all, if he's not the hero, who is he?

Mans fucking tired Green. This dude has been trying desperately to wrangle 3 would-be heroes into some state of cohesion, because he's the actual braincell. Sure, Vio has a lot of facts, but he has no common sense. Green is just trying to make sure his brothers(?) don't die. If it were up to Green, they would all be sitting at home with some hot cocoa and a kitty.

Go with the flow Green. Drawing particularly from the four elements that forged the four sword, we're leaning into the idea of the air element. Green's got absolutely 0 braincells this time, he's moving on vibes. Oh, we're four people now? Sounds good to me. I'm in the middle of the desert? Sure, why not. Vio's being gay with the enemy? Good for him. This is arguably harder to implement in the canon, but we can just say at the time he was just doing what felt most in line with the goal of "be a hero, save Zelda"

Ew Vio Green. Leaning more into their rivalry that was pretty awesome, we're making Green as opposite Vio as possible. While Vio is all "the ends justify the means" Green thinks you can't break the rules even for a good cause. While Vio is very into book learning, Green is very experience oriented. While Vio is an introvert, Green is an Extrovert. You get what I mean? Relying on Vio's incredible characterization to help bolster Green's.

Add more green character types in reblogs or comments pls! I really wanna see it, or heck, if you have complaints about another FSA manga character I'd also love to hear your changes!

[waokevale]

So, I made a breakthrough today.

[daydreamtoropova]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m not getting into your bed

I’m AroAce, FUCK YOU

[whydoidothistomyselfandothers]

🐋

[the-sky-queen]

Hm . . .

*picks up Mephiles. inspects him*

WAIT-

*MAKES STARLINE SHADOW’S CRAZY DANCE INSTRUCTOR*

[mqkoeyes]

why is he

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[caleohateclub]

APOLLO AND CALYPSO'S NAMES COMBINED WOULD BE APOCALYPSO

[laurentlemonke]

Lore Olympus if it was good

[pissdrinkerpiko]

IHNMAIMS but it's Danganronpa AU that's called DangAMronpa

[kotikaleo]

Convention preparation in winter be fun

My childhood sleds be used for new purposes.

[nootqueen404]

Oh NO more ideas for fanfics!!!

But I'd do the opposite

Sugar Baby!Steve Harrington and Sugar Mama!Reader

But then Eddie wants in because - hey - he's getting paid to go on dates; and Wayne and him need the money. But SUPRISE the Sugar Mama ends up keeping Steve and Eddie long term.

[evilkitten3]

naruto theory

maito dai

maito gai

maito sai