#i'm like a lawyer

[grandtreeangel]

I'm like a lawyer (Harpers Ferry show 11.06.08)

[songshowdown]

Favorite FOB Song?

Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet vs I’m Like A Lawyer With The Way I’m Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You)

[juieon]

you're going to lose your mind when i tell you what numbers make up my birthday

[concord-and-cliches]

like a turnabout. or something. is this thing on.

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Not to sound overly optimistic or idealist but watching all of these countries and peoples that suffered under colonial violence for years like South Africa, Ireland, Brazil etc. team up to prosecute zionists for their crimes is actually the most powerful and hopeful shit I've seen in a while. A new world really is possible and it's already happening.

[kotofeden]

Aw dawg, look at my lawyer, I'm going to jail

[clownowo]

I think that if Miles Edgeworth were to ever have a Tumblr blog it would be entirely Steel Samurai based with a carefully organized tagging system. He posts lengthy formally worded analysis about Steel Samurai and nothing else. He doesn't check his notes. He does check his asks, because they're kind of like emails. He has anon asks and dms turned off. Someone sends an ask about his interests outside of Steel Samurai and he immediately blocks them. He doesn't have pronouns or a name to be called by in his bio. The only hint about Edgeworth's personal life is that when he refers to the death of Jack Hammer or the conviction of Matt Engarde he only refers to Phoenix as "that man".

Maya definitely has a tumblr and it has a canon Pink Princess url. She actually hoarded a bunch of Pink Princess urls long before the character was officially announced because she knew she needed to have them. Her tumblr header is "the real pink princess ask sal manella". Her pinned post has these

[ID: Two blinkie banners. The first has a lesbian flag background and says "Pink Princess is canonically gay." The second is light pink and says "PinkSteel shippers dni". End ID] (thank you @princess-of-purple-prose)

Maya follows him and sends Edgeworth asks periodically. He thinks she's a wonderful conversationalist. He has no idea of her identity. Maya is fully aware he's Edgeworth.

[mizgnomer]

A David-Ruffling-His-Hair collection (Part Thirteen)

See also:  hair ruffles tag

[doydoune]

it's the year of our lord 2023 and I'm only now learning about Phoenix's and Maya's baker era

pov: you're living your best life making bread and a Lego figurine bursts into your bakery and now you have to prevent a girl from being burned alive as a witch

[littlefankingdom]

Nobody know the kids of famous people, the Kardashians are well-known because they have a show (and people who don't give a fuck about it cannot name them), and some kids are known if their parents put them in the spotlight (North West, for example, but like, you could show me a picture of her and I would not recognize her).

I don't think the Wayne kids are famous. Bruce is, he is this attractive rich philanthropic guy who loves the cursed hell that is Gotham, it's his cover for Batman. But his kids? This man is overprotective, he would not let the press anywhere near his kids. If people knows barely anything about them, it's less likely they can be hurt in civics. And the more kids he gets, the less people remember them all.

A paparazzi took a picture of Dick/Jason/Damian at school? Wayne's lawyers at their front door. A rumor was published about them? Wayne's lawyers at their front door. A video of one of them filmed without consent finished online? Wayne's lawyers at their front door. Don't even dream about making some article pointing out his kids are attractive (for other teens or for adults for the adult ones), he will find you. Don't even try to say any racists or bigoted about his kids, he will ruin your life.

Some of them are very satisfied with this (Jason, all ages, and Cass, for examples). Some did dreamed of the spotlight sometimes (Dick. He is a performer, he was soooo annoying as a teen because he wanted to be famous!). But Bruce stood his ground.

In the end, Dick is a bit famous because of his position as "the heir", as he is the one stepping in Bruce's place to do damage control when Bruce dissapears. Tim is known because of his takeover bs he did when Bruce was gone in time (reminder that he is not the CEO). Bruce still doesn't let anything too personal or unprofessional about them exist.

[woodywood101blog]

... nearing the end of a directions hearing...

Judge: So, we need to set a timeframe for the parties to prepare any written submissions and their respective parts of the appeal book, as well as the first period of hearings. Are there any specific dates that cannot work for either party?

You: Your honour, I may be in a position to assist the court within the coming two weeks, however I will be taking extended leave for a period of 3 months from August.

Judge: I have a feeling I know the reasons, but for the transcript can you explain the circumstances?

You: Your honour, I don't expect it to be a surprise that I am expecting a child within the coming weeks, so will be taking some paternity leave for the first couple of months.

Judge: While that is exciting, and I am sure all parties including the Court congratulate you on your pending bundle of joy, a 3 month hold on this case is a bit of a long delay.

You: I appreciate that, your honour, and if it may assist the Court, I can look to rely on my junior counsel and instructing solicitors to prepare all relevant evidence, submissions for the case book.

Judge: Very well then... you're probably going to be too tired to be worrying about this appeal, anyway! Your worry will be whether you've fed your baby and changed their nappy!

You: Most likely, your honour!

[grandtreeangel]

"Let's just get hitched and move out to Arizona....this is a love song about Patrick Stump" (I'm like a lawyer intro Nov. 26, 2007)

[songshowdown]

Favorite FOB Song?

American Beauty/American Psycho vs I’m Like A Lawyer With The Way I’m Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You)

[soft5ku11]

i know this isnt what i usually post, "shut up fat kink blog" i dont fucking care sit the hell down and listen.

You're aware of the Huion New Year AIGI Tweet, right?

LEST WE FORGET, back in november last year:

If you want to buy a Wacom, Huion or Gaumon device, I'd recommend either looking into an alternative or buying secondhand/refurbished from 3rd party sellers on Ebay or something. Avoid Amazon for all the obvious reasons.

This is fucking disgusting. This is embarrassing. This is unacceptable.

most importantly,

They won't stop.

[notbecauseofvictories]

Can you please drop the name of the KJ Parker book involving contracts? A (brief) browse of his works didn’t make it obvious but my silly paralegal heart is intrigued…

So the KJ Parker novellas I'm talking about are primarily Prosper's Demon, Inside Man, and Pulling the Wings off Angels. However, while I did enjoy the others, Pulling the Wings off Angels is my favorite---it should shock no one that I love infernal/heavenly deals, moral arithmetic, and trying to out-lawyer god.

(The other series I'm looking into is published by Parker's alter ego, but still sounds up my alley.)

However, maybe you're asking for the other series that ties legalese to magic---in which case, I would look into the Craft Sequence from Max Gladstone. Admittedly, I haven't read all of it, but Three Parts Dead/Four Roads Cross is one of my favorite duologies, and I could have read about Tara Abernathy, her first job out of law school, and all the headaches (and power, and conniving, and history, truth, fellow feeling) she encounters there, for much more than two books.

[flurmitcraff]

Joe being completely on board and happy with his log deal with Doc is great because it means one half of the log collective is a self-described supervillain creeper goat man and a blue felt puppet while the other half is a pair of mafiosos who made up a mafia in the first place entirely to annoy Doc.

The best part? The puppet is probably the most savvy out of all of them.