#i'm trying my best haha

[sysig]

Permission to headbutt: Granted (Patreon)

[izacore]

Harries on twitter be like “he’ll do a residency in Las Vegas omg he’s getting richer day by day slay king 😍”

personally I think he should just give some of that money to me

[collophora]

Fics rec of the week, and especially if you like well-written Wrecker, is the entire work of @electrikworm on AO3 In order:

The Batch have a terrible day

Human Shield

A peaceful moment

(But go read the others too)

[somerandomdudelmao]

Have a sweet day <3

Thank you thank you

[blackkatdraws2]

I'm so tired ah

[askchuuyanakahara]

Wait. Is Dazai wearing his coat? I thought he left it at Chuuya’s??

Dazai: "I was wondering why it was so teensy tiny!"

Chuuya: "You..!"

Chuuya: "This is.."

@megaroniandcheez

Atsushi: "Dazai-san would never do that!"

[askblueandviolet]

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[claitea]

whoa guys did you see the new cards i really want alto's full art!!

made with this site! art without the text under the cut :D

[ineed-to-sleep]

I think driving school could try being a little more interesting tbh. Hiring a clown or something to teach theory lessons idk. Make an effort break a leg guys

[averlym]

from this post by @caligulas--aquarium

(if she keeps this up, she might even get a real desk!)

[heartshattering]

I socialized today

[themadknightuniverse]

what about lalo taking care of a drunk nacho. or vice versa

Lalo taking care of drunk Nacho:

"Ay, Com' on Nachito! This way!" Lalo says as he guides an unsteady Nacho to the Javelin. Nacho said he would be the one to drive them home, but that was before Tuco challenged him in drinking shots, and he finally gave in to the blatant and stupid defiance when Lalo murmured against his ear that he could drive them home. Luckily he didn't drink much at the time. And so now he was in charge of a very drunk Nacho, the most drunk he ever seen him, and they've been together for a while now, married even, so that was saying a lot. But Lalo didn't mind. He loved to take care of his Nachito.

So he installs him in the passenger seat, tucking his belt tight, and it's not easy to do with a clingy Nacho. Because yes, alcohol tended to transform that man into a giant koala. He has to detach Nacho's hands from his shirt, from his shoulders, and kisses both his hands, promising to take care of him once they're home. It barely makes the little pout disappear on Nacho's face, but it's enough to let Lalo drive them to their home.

Nacho is calm during the trip, saying little nothings, making some non sense analysis of life in general, none of them leading anywhere, but it's always in those moments that Nacho reveals how interested in life he actually is. His interests are multiple, diverse, and under the non sense there is his whole sensitivity to existence. Lalo loves it. It's stupidly endearing to hear his husband like this. When they arrive, Nacho doesn't give Lalo any chance to simply drag him away, no. Nacho clings to Lalo's neck with all his might, and Lalo can do anything but to carry Nacho like the koala he is, Nacho's arms around his shoulders, his legs around his waist, and even drunk Nacho's strength is just as astonishing. By the time they reach the bedroom, Lalo has kicked his shoes away, and climb on the bed with Nacho still attached to him, and lies down with him. After some sweet kisses all over Nacho's neck and face, he relaxes and lets go enough for Lalo to get free. Lalo guides Nacho into the removal of his too tight shirt, Nacho complaining a bit at being moved but still doing it. Lalo then gets up and removes Nacho's shoes, his socks, then his jeans, leaving him just in his shorts. By the time he's done, Nacho is snoring softly. Lalo goes to fetch a tall glass of water, some aspirin, and a bucket, just in case. Nacho did really drank a lot, but maybe the copious amount of food they ate at the family party would help. He installs everything on Nacho's side of the bed, and joins him too after getting rid of the same clothes. He covers them with the thin bed sheet, more than enough in this spring night. He gathers Nacho into his arms, who sighs heavily once he's settled again Lalo's chest, face still harboring a little flush with the effect of the drinks. And there is no other place Lalo would rather be. With no one else but Ignacio Salamanca in his arms.

Nacho taking care of drunk Lalo:

Lalo wouldn't keep his hand to himself during the whole drive to his place. Nacho has to tell him time and time again to stop, that he's driving, and Lalo would always say "oh, right, right!", slump back in his seat, before coming back like he had forgotten the next minute. They do reach Lalo's guest house in Albuquerque in one piece. Nacho doesn't even try to push Lalo away when he parks the car, he just shut the door on his face when the man tries to grab his leg on his way out. Nacho goes to unlock the door of the house, and by the time he comes back to the car, Lalo is standing by it, leaning heavily on it to stay up. Nacho passes his arm over his shoulders, and guides him toward the entrance of the house. On the short way there, Lalo is amazed by every flower —even if most of them are closed, it's night time, Lalo—, the night sky, or even the large flat stones leading to the door, and he would try to step on each of them without touching the grass. Of course it makes it all more difficult for Nacho and he sighs in exasperation. They get inside at some point, and Lalo insist on removing his shoes, "I can't go in there with my shoes on Nachito, tio would be so angry if i did !". And Nacho, tired with all the man's antics, would love to remind him that his precious tio can't say a single word anymore, and for god sake Lalo you shouldn't even be listening to that old shit of a man anymore, but he knows how important family is to Lalo, so he doesn't say anything. He still groans in annoyance when Lalo insists that he removes his own too. The man is drunk, but not enough to be out of it. Nacho then guides him to the bedroom, glad this house is a single story, because Lalo is not light to transport. By the time he drops Lalo on the bed, Nacho has break into a sweat. Next time he should try to carry the man instead of dragging him, it sure would be easier. Lalo would certainly love that. Maybe he shouldn't then.

Nacho walks around the room, deaf to Lalo's calls, who keeps asking him to give him some water, to puff up his pillow, and "please come to bed Nachito, I love you so so much cariño, you're the light of my life, te amo mi corazón, por favor, te quiero mucho" and Nacho would just leave the room to take a shower while Lalo still calls for him with sweet names. Nacho takes his time showering, using a soap he knows Lalo likes the most. When he comes back in the room, it's with a large glass of water and some aspirin for when Lalo would wake up later. He sits on the bed next to Lalo, helps him sipping a bit of water in his half asleep state. Then he puffs up Lalo's pillow like he asked and loved, and lowers him on it. Nacho lies on his side, facing Lalo, and his cold mask slowly disappears as Lalo looks at him with such affection it's almost an eerie sight. No matter how often it happened yet. Lalo shifts on the bed until he is in Nacho's arms, who moves to lay on his back, Lalo tucked under his arm, his head resting on his shoulder. "You're so good to me cariño. So kind. No puedo vivir sin ti." Nacho chuckles at how much Lalo's affection, his love, makes him blind. He finds it endearing, but he doesn't even try to admit that. Nacho loves to torture him by not responding to all his calls, making him wait, keeping an upper hand. He never returns his affectionate words and nicknames. But in reality he was giving Lalo a lot of himself, no matter how much he delayed it, he always ended up showing his own affection, his own love. They were both blind idiots. "Te amo con todo mi corazón. Te amo para siempre... mi vida... mi rei.." Lalo says as sleep catches up with him, slowly, so unlike the usual way he falls asleep. Nacho kisses Lalo's hair, the top of his head, the arm bracing his shoulders squeezing Lalo a bit closer to him. His voice is barely over a whisper when he answers for the first time, admitting it only to himself and a passed out Lalo. "Mi corazón está donde tú estés, Eduardo." Lalo squeezes him back in his sleep, as if he heard him, or sensed his confession, his affection. And Nacho sighs as he breathes in the faint perfume of Lalo's hair gel, fingers caressing the little curls at the base of his neck, and lets sleep carry his consciousness away too.

translation: No puedo vivir sin ti -> I can’t live without you. Te amo con todo mi corazón -> I love you with all my heart. Te amo para siempre -> I love you forever Mi corazón está donde tú estés -> My heart is where you are.

[crowfromfoggyforest]

Hey, guys...

What if Alastor being portrayed with a "circus body" was linked to this quote from the pilot: "The world is a stage, and a stage is a world of entertainment"?

He sees the whole world as his stage and other people as the audience, like in a circus. He wants all eyes on him and control over everything. Also, his whole attitude and basically everything he does is a performance.

Can we please agree that's what it means?

[runawaymun]

If you are still taking requests, do you have a list of what’s already been done (wouldn’t want to bother you with a repeat)

Hi! I do not mind repeats and will generally just tag both people who asked, but here is what I have so far this year: TOLKIEN:

genderfluid bisexual Thranduil

Trans Lindir

bi Elrond x ally cishet Celebrian

Lesbian Arwen x Transfem bi Estel

Ace Celebrian

trans aroace Maeglin

Bi4Bi Elrond x Celebrimbor

OC x Thranduil

Closeted gay Elrohir (combining this with an anon request I had for some art honoring those of us who haven't come out yet)

Lesbian Poppy x Nori (TROP)

Curufin x Eol

Achillean Glorfindel x Ecthelion

Xenosexual Luthien

Ace Maedhros (I have two requests for this)

t4t Celrond

t4t Orodreth x Turin

Silvergifting

Trans Haldir

Gondolin OT3 with trans & bi flags

OC x Aragorn (bi4bi)

Curufin x Finrod (bi4bi)

Aroace Ecthelion OR QPR Glorthelion (likely to do the second one first because I'm starved for QPR representation haha)

Genderfluid Elrond

Ace Finarfin

Lesbian Russingon

Bi Isildur (TROP)

Adar x Arondir (TROP)

Daeron/Maglor

THE STORMLIGHT ARCHIVE

(canonically <3) Trans Ral-Na

SPIDERMAN

Octogoblin

GENSHIN IMPACT

Lesbian Jean x Lisa

Pride Request Guidelines

A NOTE: some of these are requests from the same person. If you have already sent in a request I will focus on the first request you sent and there is no guarantee I will get to the second. I doubt I will be able to open for second requests at this time because uhhhh there's a lot haha.

anything I don't finish I will try to post in August. July is disability PRIDE month (disability awareness is in March) and I do not post pride related things then because pride tends to overshadow it enough as it is, and as a disabled person myself it's important to me that I don't participate in that <3

[somerandomdudelmao]

Cass i read your lil blog description bit and went "huh? 'questionably bad english'? Cass's english is pretty good what's she doubting himself for?"

also you said any pronouns so i'm using many in the same sentence sorry if that confuses you lol

Ah this..This description exists mainly to be my safety net when I try to write things in English. Like...if I accidentally write something really fucking stupid/rude/insulting without realizing it. If that happens, I want people to know that I'm not a bad person, just not fully educated:)

[disposal-blueeee]

diaryfic doodles

alright. i think i'll use this account to post vargas things from now.

i can't stop thinking about convalescence (not a good thing D:) and i really wanted to draw something related. i'm even thinking of doing an animated meme,,, but i need to learn how to animate first hahaha

butterflies

drawing him like this it's giving me brain damage i could even cry rn

scary

my first time drawing jake,,, i love him so so so so much

and i have a mini comic too!!

i honestly love jake so much. it broke my heart seeing edgar begging for him to stay even if he wasn't there on the first place. and i obviously had to draw it because i love angst

he, in fact, left him (because he was never there in the first place)

bonus

frozen yogurt :D (good ending)

this is the original one btw (credits to zarla)

i know it's not related to diaryfic but it was really fun to draw