#if anyone's wondering why he has a THICC neck

[calla-lilly]

hi!! these artbreeders are looking amazing, may i request one for harry beloved when you’re finished with s2? 💕

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[svnarintaro]

hi! could u pls write how kuroo,bokuto,semi and oikawa would react to going to the beach with their gf and teammates and getting jealous when everyone’s staring at her in bikini?💖

kuroo, bokuto, semi and oikawa getting jealous at the beach 

a/n: i wrote this on the way home from my camping trip :( it was so much fun !

kuroo tetsuro

- he is a 'look don't touch' kinda' guy

- like he is eating up how good you look in swimwear

- like it takes a lot for you to make him jealous cause i feel like he really trusts you

- he may have patience of steel with strangers looking at you but if the team of nekoma comes he is keeping an eye out

- he just gets super clingy and his hands tend to wander

- when it comes down to it he will just pick you up over his shoulder and walk away

- he is just super assertive but he will show off that you belong to him

kuroo was just plain annoyed. it takes a lot for him to get annoyed but whatever his team was doing, they were doing a wonderful job pissing him off. "tetsu~ you won't have fun if you just sit there doing nothing.." you pleaded as you tried to pry your boyfriend off his towel. you looked absolutely stunning to him, he loved how the swimsuit made you look even more perfect than you already were but the thing that made him mad was not only were strangers staring at you but his teammates were too.

"kitten can you see i'm having fun here? i'm having tons of fun hanging around the millions of sand grains up my butt crack." he joked around to try and make you happy, but lev came up behind you and asked you if you wanted to go swimming with him and yamamoto. through the process their eyes were busy taking in how your body looked, how the swimsuit showed some of your best assets. the feeling of his own teammates were checking out his girlfriend so he did what he thought was necessary, he picked you up and walked towards to the concession.

"kuroo! let me down now!" you screamed as kuroo hummed a little tune to pretend to not notice you yelling at him to put you back on the ground. "man the weather is kinda beautiful, don't you think kitten?" kuroo played around with his words and let you down when your feet finally met the ground you had a massive frown on your face. "listen kitten i am doing what any jealous boyfriend would do when they have eyes on their precious girlfriend." you were hooked on one word, "wait your jealous?!" "yeah and what about it kitten you got a problem 'bout that cause we can handle that issue right here right now."

bokuto koutaro

- he doesn't really get jealous

- he gets protective

- like he will just hug you and cover your front side as he gets a towel to cover your back

- like he won't even notice which is the cutest part

- he like puffing his chest a little like a little bird when he wants you your attention

- please let his head when he wants your attention he just has the same smile he has when he spikes a ball

- he just has a pout to guilt trip people into stopping

you put on a cute bathing suit underneath some regular clothing to the annual fukurodani beach outing that bokuto would never stop talking about. you finally got a breath of fresh air when you arrived to the beach, when bokuto faw you he ran up to you and pointed out his lovely swim trunks which had flamingos on them, "me and akaashi found them at the mall and i got them to show you!" he bounced up and down with the endless amount of energy he had.

you squealed in the inside, "bokuto is just too cute' you thought as you watched him run off tot he bathroom. once you got your towel on the sand and sandals off you took off your hoodie and shorts to reveal the swimsuit you got. konoha just widened his eyes and dropped a ball as he turned to ask you you brought any snacks. bokuto was still in the bathroom, "konoha are you okay?" you asked as you tried to think of why konoha has a blush on his face. "suit. cute. you. hehe.." he tried to speak but he malfunctioned.

bokuto noticed his team mate staring so he did the only rational thing he could think of; he came up to you and hugged you. with his broad chest in your face you looked up to see his eyebrows furrowed and a pout on his face. you sighed and brought your hands to his neck, "thank you kou, you're like my hero," you laughed out a bit and smiled. bokuto's chest puffed up a little as a sign of pride and he tightened his grip and held you for while.

semi eita 

- pretty boy is mad

- like pissed

- not at you but at everyone

- he is calm but i feel like he is a person fully cuddle with you to bring the message that you're taken

- jealousy is something that semi feels cause he really feels like he will lose you

- the only thing that will turn this around will be a kiss

- like on the cheek or lips take your pick

- maybe a jealous make out session if he really is mad ;)

tendou was really getting bored, he tried to play a prank on ushijima and that didn't work. shirabu was away cause he had a cold so he did the only thing he had in mind, get semi mad. you were brought along cause you were the manager of the team but you were also dating semi, so tendou skipped along the sand trying not to kick it in anyone's direction but he got to you. you were standing around the umbrella helping make some food. tendou has this little smirk as he eyed semi.

"y/n~ has anyone told you absolutely tantalizing you look in that bathing suit of yours?" tendou started his line of compliments that were bound to make semi mad. "awe thank you tendou.. um? your shorts look pretty nice to me." you smiled as you questioned his words, you knew something was up but you didn't know wether he was pranking you or someone else. "i'm serious~ semi is one lucky person to have someone who looks like yo-" then you felt arms sneak around your waist and a head resting on your shoulder.

"ouu hi hi semi semi!" tendou waved to the mad boy leaning on you. a huff escaped his mouth as semi asked if you could be excused cause he had an issue that involved you, and proceeded to drag you away from tendou and behind a large tree. "so semi wha-" that was when you felt a pair of lips pressed against yours, you could feel the jealousy seeping through him so you returned the kiss but semi wanted more, he picked up one of your legs and pressed you against the tree and grabbed the other leg. he started to nibble on the bottom lip leaving you breathless and both of your lips pink. "hey there my jealous boyfriend that i love so much~" you teased as semi pressed another kiss onto your lips and you felt him smile a little bit knowing that you were all his.

oikawa tooru

- super whiney about it

- demands that you wear a jacket

- he throws a tantrum like a child

- like he will pout until he gets what he wants

- will make grabby hands at you whenever he is in your field vision

- always approach a jealous oikawa with a hug or he will be the prettiest little jerk

- he wants you to know that he loves you and wants you to love him back just as much as he loves you

all day the seijoh team was trying to calm oikawa down, he was playing volleyball like a madman and spiking the ball with all of his might. the reason was because you were talking to another boy while you were setting up the table where you brought an assortment of fruits for the team. "oikawa can you calm down a bit? even mad dog is getting a little scared.." makki quietly asked the captain who was pissed out of his mind. you were his and only his, and he hates when people let their eyes wander all over you especially when you are wearing a bathing suit like that.

when the game was over with oikawas team winning by a landslide he stomped over to you with fists closed and pout ready. you looked over to oikawa and he reached out to you, opening and closing his hands to urge you to come to him. you said thank you to the stranger that helped you and ran into oikawas arms. "hey there prince charming~" you smiled as you rubbed you hands on his back feeling the muscles that resided there. "princess... can you please wear my jacket or something?" his played with the bottom of your bathing suit. "but don't you like my bathing suit?" you asked as you looked down at yourself.

"no! it's not that it's just.." he looked around at the amount of males that were around, "i'm scared other guys will like your outfit too much.." he pouted, you shook your head at how silly his reaction was. so to tend to that you went ahead and kissed his lips, "i was seeking your approval dummy," oikawa smiled and turned a little, "i'm dummy thicc." he wiggles his eyebrows, "you're built like a cereal box honey.."

[fictionalmenmistress]

🌸🍡Taehyung with a chubby darling🍡🌸

In which our best boy reacts to having a bashful girlfriend who happens to be volumptous and curvy... and chubby and soft... and he finds it to be SO SEXY she has no ideaaaa! *Y/N insert story!*

Some NSFW but mostly SFW, some angsty self image views, but soft and fluffy praises. Not requested, but I felt like doing it for a little self-gratification since he'd likely be exactly like this... enjoy lovelies~ 😚

All of my work is labelled under the hashtag #fictionalmenmistress, in the tags 🌸🍡🌸

"Hey baby~" Taehyung devilishly smirks, tucking his head into your shoulder.

"AHH!" You shriek, as your boyfriend squeezes you from behind. You pull out your earbuds and pause your music, spinning around to face him before you. "You SCARED me, Taehyung!"

Taehyung softly chuckled, taking you into his arms. "Awwww my baby... I'm sorry." He cooed, not taking your scolding seriously.

You pull your face away from his gentle hands, as he leaned closer to cup your cheeks... but pouts when he's denied.

"What if a sasaeng broke in and grabbed me or something? Its scary enough to be in such a big house all by myself, you know I'm always looking over my shoulder... because I'm scared of ghosts, and stuff going 'bump' in the night."

"But not us going 'bump' in the night, right?" He mischeviously smirks, taking your hand into his, examining your face with half-closed, lulled eyes.

"Taehyungieeee-" you whine, playfully scolding him to pay attention, as a blush surfaces over your whole face. "You know I scare easily."

"I do too, precious." He quietly assures, before groaning. "OKAYYYY, I won't suprise you off guard anymore... no matter how cute or amusing your reaction may be-" he murmured in submission, letting out a long sigh. "Can't I just... hold you now?"

You blush, as he guides your hand to his lips, pressing a delicate kiss against the back of your hand. "I missed you all day... you're usually with me at the studio, or waiting with those yummy muffins after dance practice."

You giggle. "You mean the ones I lie to PD-nim about? Saying they're faux muffins, that are really veggie-based, to enhance protein and carb burning?" You ask, lifting your eyebrows in an amused way.

"Yeah, those ones..." Taehyung sighs with a pout. "All the guys love them... even Mister Bang now."

"He does, doesn't he?" You grimace, remembering the tray you made their boss recently, per-request. "I feel bad about lying, now that he thinks they're okay to eat all the time..."

"NOOO we can't lose our muffins!!" Taehyung playfully whines, clinging onto your arm. "He'll make us diet if he knowssss!"

"It sounds like you miss my muffins more than me." You smirk.

Taehyung scoffs, shaking his head, before planting several, slow kisses, up your arm.

"No, there's nothing I wouldn't give to have you by my side. Every day... muffins or no muffins." He giggles, towering over you and gazing into your eyes. "I missed you today."

"I missed you too, Tiger. I had been needing to do some artwork for my webtoon panels." You smile, booping his nose. "I'm trying to build an audience for my own work!"

Taehyung gently groans, pulling you in close by your waist. "You know... I can reccomend it to army on weverse or twitter. You've always been the best story teller I know... so its not like I'd be making up any praises about how amazing it is..."

You run your fingers through his soft hair, as he nuzzles into your neck. You can feel his breath slowing, huffing against your skin to breathe you in. He sends a shiver down your spine, slowly squeezing his hands over your hips, almost like... he's kneeding dough.

"Tae... y-you know I want to make something for myself..." you blush, as his hands sensually explore their way up your back. "I want to have self-made sucsess, doing what I love. It means a lot to me, to say that I did it, without anyone's help."

"Mmmm... my pretty little buisness CEO... I love it when you're ambitious and driven."

You scoff, wriggling in his hold. "Oh please, Tae... I'm not little, c'mon." You blush, this time out of embarrasement.

He can feel your body grow stiffened in his arms.

"Why can't I just praise you?" He whispers, almost saddened that you won't accept the admiration.

He leans back and stares into your eyes, with a small childish pout of dissapointment on his lips. His eyes are big and glossy as they penetrate your soul... like that of a puppy.

Its so wonderfully strange how he can look so intimidating and sexy sometimes... then all of a sudden so soft and baby-ish.

And right when he had you where he wanted you, softening your attention to be on him and distracted... of COURSE he would try to snag a move on you again. There went his large, manly hands... gently gripping and easing into a subtle squeeze on your waist skin... before sliding so slowly and delicately down to your bubbly buttcheeks.

Ah those thick buns and 'thicc' thighs. You love them then you hate them... they jiggle when you move, they always have. And... they have those small dimples in them. You always felt hesitant to let your boyfriend touch the soft spots, worried he may be turned off by the texture of your squishy skin, or how your body isn't tight like his own body. And yet... his gaze and hands always wandered there most... he was so needy for those areas, always trying to weasel his way into exploring them.

You were pretty confident about your big breasts, however. Those didn't make you feel like 'too much' for him. Well... besides the faded stretchmarks from them growing so quickly during middle school. Puberty... it just kinda hit you like a truck. You went from looking like a scrawny child to looking like a shapely woman with a baby doll face.

Parents would get mad at you trick or treating, assuming you were a college student dressing up and requesting candy. And those pervy older men were always such a pesty, creepy problem. All this to say, you became very aware of your body, very fast. Your other classmates were still skinny and shapeless, with more boxy frames than curvy frames, and none of the boys in your class ever seemed to be attracted to you, over the girls like them.

As Taehyung has said once before though... a young boy wants to knaw on bones, while a grown man hungers for the meat.

"Did you just compare me to meat?" You asked him after the fact.

"No! No... that's not what I..." He giggled, shaking his head. "Its just an old saying, that I only really understood when I grew up. Basically, women with shape are the sexiest to men... but teenage boys are attracted to a more child-like, thinner look." he quietly said.

His words echoed through your head, before you attention re-gathered in the moment happening now.

"You're little to me..." he innocently cooed.

Yes, I suppose height-wise you were shorter than your tall boyfriend. But you always wondered if you looked too... big... standing next to him. He was so lean... with practically no fat on his firm, toned body. But you were soft all over. And seeing Taehyung at award shows... surrounded by all of those dainty, tiny girlgroup idols... they looked like they could fit in his hands. But you... you felt so big sometimes, with your foreign genetics.

Taehyung never seemed to care, and he never said anything but praises, but you still wondered in the back of your mind. Did he think you were too much for him?

Taehyung liked a challenge. The more you shyed away, the more he pressed into you, cradling you in his grasp. (He knew the difference between you being shy versus being non-consenting, and NEVER went against your limits or desires. He read people quite well, especially you...)

"Taehyung..." you gulped, feeling your lips trembling to get the words out. "D-do you think I'm... f-fat?" You stammer. The look on his face is almost appalled, angered. Who would make you have such a false impression?

"What?" He repeated. "Fat? Absolutely NOT." He corrected, tilting up his chin confidently.

"B-but... according to Korean standards..." you muttered, beginning to ramble now that pandora's box had been opened. "I'm-"

"Don't say it." He coldly ordered. "Korean beauty standards are unrealistic and drive even the skinniest and prettiest of Korean women to get surgeries that promise an 'ideal image'. But, everyone is perfect exactly as they are. I know you know that, and you know I know that too. So, screw what advertising comanies call the 'ideal image' in my country or yours. Ideal image, my ass."

"Taehyung!" You gasp, suprised that he swore. Your boyfriend wasn't one to swear... it was a rare quality about him.

The way he worded it made you chuckle at a realization.

"Well, your butt is indeed the ideal image..." you murmured, making Taehyung smirk to see you amused and feeling a little better.

"I'm glad you think so, Jagiya~" he cooed, guiding you to the couch without his arms leaving your waist. You trusted him wholly, to guide you backwards, or anywhere.

Taehyung suddenly slipped his arm under one of your knees, making you yelp as he pulled your thigh up against the side of his body. He confidently smiles all the while, his intimate gaze never leaving your eyes. You feel his hand squeeze the thigh, and you could tell he was doing it less for support to lift you onto the couch, and moreso to feel your volumptuous form in his grasp. Ohhh he loved your thighs... your soft, lovely thighs...

He slowly leaned into you, guiding you to recline back onto the expensive, large, comfy couch.

You giggled, as he leaned all of his body onto you, squishing you playfully under him.

"Taehyung!" You laughed. "You're squishing me!"

"I want all of my body to be against your perfect body." He sweetly grinned. "There's not an inch of me that doesn't belong to you."

"Well, you're suprisingly heavy..." you playfully pout, succumbing to the comortable pressure his body was pressing into you. It was arousing, actually...

"And you're suprisingly light." He gently remarked, flipping you both so you were on top of him. You knew he didn't mean that in a bad way.

"Or you're just strong..." you sighed.

"Maybe I'm strong... but your body is perfect to me. The way you FEEL..." he began, greedily squeezing his palms over the softest parts of your thighs. "The way you LOOK..." he hungrily growled, almost an octive deeper... sending a shiver through your core as he drank in the image before him. His eyes widened as they scanned over your bouncing large breasts in his view, as he watched you sit up, straddling him as he lied there. The smile on his face was pleasured, pleased. He was a happy man to have you on top of him, no matter how light or heavy you were... he WANTED you to press your lovely form into him. "The way you walk... so bouncy and sexy... I feel jealous about how the hyungs check you out when your back is turned." His voice turned devilishly lower... deeper... as if wrathful for revenge. "Its a crime that any man gets to see your godess-like form standing before them, besided me."

"Th-they do that?" You blush, not realizing the rest of the boys saw you in that way.

"Mhmm... all of them do. Its soooo not fairrr..." he grumbled under his breath, almost purring as he took in the sight of your squishy tummy against his chest, and your juicy thighs around him. "Kitten~" he desperately sighed. "I get so HARD, just IMAGINING how you look IN clothes that cover you completely... let alone the f-fantasies of you naked~" he humms, with a hitch in his breathy whispers.

"Hh-huhh..." he sighs, his breath hitching again, as his eyes lazily roll into the back of his head, before re-drifting back down onto you. Just the remembrance gets him THAT hot and bothered??

"For realsies?" You coyly, bashfully ask.

"Of course, kitten. Would I lie to you?" He asks, raising his eyebrows with a confident smirk.

"Maybe... if it would make me feel better..." you dissapointedly assume.

He sits up, supporting himself on one of his arms, making his chest press against your breasts through your shirt. You were face to face now... just staring into one another's eyes.

"NEVER." He assured. "I would never lie to you. There's no reason for me to lie to make you feel better, Jagi. You're literally a goddess."

You feel your cheeks flume red. "G-goddess?"

"Yes! Renaissance masters didn't sculpt ideal greek godess statues with soft curves for nothing..." he grumbled, blushing at the sight of your innocent face.

"Ohh Taehyungie..." you dreamily sighed, leaning fully against his chest as he slowly lowered you both down, to lie against one another horizontally.

"The way our bodies are so different... the way yours is so soft comared to how hard and stiff mine is... its perfect." He gently cooed. "I'm surpised that you're so comfy in my arms."

"Oh Tae, you're my safe place. I love how you feel... I love how you hold me." You intimately whispered.

He stared deeply into your eyes, as a gentle smile rested on his admiring, sculpted, handsome face.

"Didn't you find me during our Love Yourself era?" He asked, cocking a brow.

"Mhmm." You responded, rapidly nodding your head up and down in such a soft, innocent way.

Taehyung giggled, endeared at your cuteness. "Okay then. I want you to love yourself... because I love you. All of you."

He gently lifted your loose shirt up enough to grab onto your waist, running his hands slowly down the sides of you, to squeeze your soft tummy in his hands, his eyes practically glistening with desire.

"Ever inch of you... every hair, every patch of skin, every tint and shade, every texture. You belong to me, and you're the sexiest being in existance. And all of me belongs to you, only you, forever. Alright?" He romantically assured, gazing hopelessly into your eyes.

The soft smile that pulled into his lips, let you know the fullest sincerity of his tone. "Okay." You smile, leaning into his lips to kiss him.

Slowly, passionately you kissed, deepening the intimate act with every second. Soon enough, your hands were running all over one another, tilting your heads to reach your tongues into the deepest parts of your mouth. Body to body... you both were perfect, together and apart, exactly as you are... he loved you.

🌸 the end 🌸 (for more, visit my hashtag: #fictionalmenmistress in the tags 🥰 requests and headcannons are also open!)

[bubble-booty-cuties]

Gym Selfies~! With A New Star~?

Let me start this by saying that if you’re not a part of my server, or actively anyway, you have literally zero context for this, but just so you know, there was a lot of build up to this!

This prompt is about technically my very first “furry” story, staring Rouge The Bat, obviously from Sonic, sue me~! I love Rouge, always have, she’s thicc and beautiful~! So of course, people finally convinced me to write some lewds about her~! Begone all who do not want, but for those who do, get ready for some thicc, twerking slutty bat~!

Here’s her outfit, for those who are curious, I LOVE this pic~!

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The small but thicc bat babe held the kettle bell with both hands as she faced the mirror, both of her feet planted firmly on the ground as sweat dripped down her thicc, curvy, plump body, her breathing deep but even. Slowly, Rouge lowered her positively fat ass down as low as could go, deep in a squat as her thicc, juicy thighs flexed and sweat dripped down her almost bare cheeks from the extensive work out.

Rouge had been there all morning, very early, as she usually liked, mostly cause there was less people, and those who were there were just as dedicated to their body as she was hers, which was always a treat to see~ And considering she was dressed in her favorite gym outfit, a tight pink and white sportbra that barely held back her massive breasts, showing a deep valley of cleavage, a pair of matching sneakers, and nothing but a pink thong covering her sex, she figured anyone waking up early enough to see her earned a bit of a show~

And a show she was giving~ As her ass got as low as could get, her eyes trailed from her own form in the mirror, music blaring in her ears from her earbuds, and instead found the wandering eyes of the one other person in the gym, a large stud covered in tattoos, semi-long hair pulled back, and definitely ripped~ He wasn’t bulky, he was more lean, like a fighter, and the way sweat dripped down her muscular back and chest was just what she liked~

Raising up from her squat, she saw him stare at her ass, I mean, who wouldn’t, it was quite the sight if she did say so herself, and she could see him practically forget what he was doing when she once again squat her fat ass down low, making sure to arch her back a little, safely, and give him an even nicer view~ He was twice her size, handsome, and looked like he could lift her with one arm~ She had to admit she was a little interested~

“You know, if you take a picture it’ll last longer~” Rouge’s voice cut through the relative silence of the gym, making the much larger man jump just slightly at her low, purring voice, his eyes shooting up from her twin, sweat dripping globes to her beautiful, smirking face looking back at him in the mirror, her large, pretty eyes half lidded before she gave him a little wink. “Or maybe you’re more of a ‘hands on experience’ kind of guy~”

Sadly, life wasn’t a porno, and she knew it’d take more then some heavy handed flirting to have him, say, fuck her over that bench over there, and she was proven right when she made the massive man cough into his hand and look away, obviously taken by surprise by her sudden advance, his slight blush cute on such a handsome stud. That’s okay, she liked when they played hard to get~

And the great thing about gyms~? People never wore clothing made to conceal their body, quite the opposite in fact, so when she saw him try and turn his body slightly away to hide the massive fucking snaking bulge down his shorts pant leg, Rouge knew right away that today was going to be exciting~ But, she wasn’t done with her set, so she continued her squats while listening to music, making sure to act like she didn’t see him turn back around to “secretly” stare at her ass again~

Her muscles burned exactly how she wanted them to, and sweat dripped down her cheeks like she was in a photoshoot. Yeah, she was fucking gorgeous~ What, wasn’t she allowed to love herself~? She obviously wasn’t the only one who thought she looked great considering her new nameless friend had gone back to full on staring as she finally finished her workout.

With a breath of relief, she finally dropped the weight into it’s proper place on the rack and grabbed her phone from her bag, music still playing through her cordless earbuds, checking her messages and changing the song with a towel over her neck. All the while she made sure to keep her back to the stud still watching, slowly rocking and shaking her hips to her music knowing he was enjoying the extra jiggle she was showing~ And she had a lot more planned to convince him to come play~

First it was a selfie, slightly bending at the waist and pushing her breasts up for the camera, a nice pouty face, and showing him her fat ass just a bit more, and the camera of course~ Next came turning her back to the mirror to take a few nice pics from the back, showing off just how those sweaty cheeks swallowed up that little pink thong between them~ Some nice captions about Friday night, and the next stage of her plan was in place~

“Well if you’re not going to take any pictures, maybe you could help me with a few instead~?” Suddenly her big beautiful eyes were on the man once again, who was still surprised, but not as much as last time, and she hooked her finger at him for him to come closer, smirking devilishly at him~ “Or better yet, shoot a video for me real fast, wouldn’t you~? I’m sure you’d make a wonderful camera man, you already seem to focus on my best assets~”

“U-Uh, sure, yeah, I can do that..” Was all he said as he suddenly stood up, walking over slowly as if she wouldn’t notice the massive hard-on damn near knocking his knees down his shorts, worse still since standing up straight he was twice her size, her face literally coming up to said bulge as he finally stood in front of her. “So do I use your phone or..?”

Rouge cocked her wide, sultry hips to the side and put her hand on her left hip, looking at the massive throbbing bulge in front of her face before looking up the man’s cut, tatted body appreciatively, before she seductively smiled up at the man without a hint of shame or hesitation.

“And here I thought a guy twice my size could handle all this, guess size doesn’t matter after all~” She purred as she stepped in close and pushed his hips back, walking him back until he sat on the bench she had her gym bag on, right next to the mirror. “Though I’m sure someone as big as you has never had to deal with that before, have you~?”

“Just calm down big guy, just sit back, relax, and make sure it’s recording before you start staring at my ass~ Again~” Rouge stood between the man’s legs proudly and confidently, her massive, bouncy breasts inches above his bulge as she played some music on her phone and handed it over to him, camera at the ready.

The man was stunned, used to some attention from attractive women, sure, but this thicc little bat had him ready with camera in hand to record her ass and he didn’t even know her name. He was overwhelmed, surprised, and harder then he’d ever been in his entire life. Fuck he loved shortstacks. And the moment she turned away and took a few steps forward to give him a fantastic view of that ass, he pressed the record button and the show began.

With some little leg stretching, Rouge started by gently shaking her fat ass side to side, letting those shiny, sweaty, extra fat globes wobble and jiggle a bit while bending forward at the waist, pressing that ass up and out for the camera. This wasn’t the first time she’d shaken her ass for a camera, and it wouldn’t be the last if she had any say in the matter~

With a little show of flexibility, Rouge grabbed her ankles while wagging her massive, lewd hips side to side, rubbing her hands slowly up her long, smooth legs before grabbing her own knees as the bass of the music dropped, her eager camera man moving the cam in closer, and Rouge decided to get to why she had 100K followers~

With a nice hard drop of the music Rouge looked over her shoulder with a grin and a wink and dropped her ass up and down, twerking those massive, shiny globes of meaty ass, bouncing those twin cheeks to the beat while that tiny little pink thong was swallowed up between those hungry mountains of cake~ Those huge, plump, juicy thighs flexed as she twerked like a whore for the camera, sweat dripped down the warm valley of her ass while the camera caught every detail in 4K, she even blew a nice lewd kiss to the camera while she wiggled her little tail~

Both of those cheeks jiggled and rippled with every move she made, and she decided she wanted a little more energy before she got to the main act~! Suddenly, Rouge dropped that fat, bubbly ass down low to the ground, raising her arms above her head and letting those massive cheeks spread apart with every twerk of her wide, slutty hips, showing that little thong for just a second before her cheeks met together in a nice, loud, meaty clap of flesh on flesh, and she couldn’t help but grin at the way her camera man’s cock throbbed and twitched against his shorts~!

Suddenly she dropped on all fours as began twerking that ass faster, bouncing that ass while she was face down ass up, her wings laid out flat at her sides while the camera focused on her extra curvy body, and just as she kept her upper body down, and lifted her ass up high with her toes planted on the ground, Rouge dropped her ass down, her legs in a deep, perfect split as she threw her bubble booty up and down to the music.

“Still getting this, handsome~?” Rouge looked back at the man who was practically drooling, just to get a dumb nod as he once again adjusted his cock in his pants. “Sigh, do I really have to spell this out for you~?”

With a strong flap of her wings, Rouge was once again standing, or, twerking in a nice squat, throwing that jiggly ass in a circle while she clapped her cheeks for the cam, every single inch of that smooth, creamy skin wobbling in HD on the small screen before she that she had enough foreplay~

With a sudden step up onto some dumbbells, Rouge was the perfect hight to back that booty up and drop it down on the stud’s crotch, pressing those warm, meaty, sweaty cheeks against that massive snaking cock through his clothes before beginning her show once again, twerking those wide, slutty, birthing hips like a pro, grinding and rubbing that cock between the hot valley of her ass while she looked back at him with a raised eyebrow, as if daring him to tell her he doesn’t know what it is she’s asking for~

“Oh fuck-!” The man growled but kept that bouncing bubbly booty in frame as it twerked right up on his cock, so close the camera could see the droplets of sweat as the dripped down her cheeks and thighs, down her lower back, and he just couldn’t resist giving those meaty cheeks a nice hard smack~!

“Hmm, you can do it harder then that~!” Rouge grabbed the man’s thighs and began throwing her ass back for him, knowing that her prey was right in her palm, and all she had to do was make sure he couldn’t get away~

Suddenly, the busty bat babe with the bubbly booty reached back and grabbed the waistband of her new lover’s shorts, yanking his shorts down as quick as she could and letting that massive bitch breaker spring free into the open air, thicker then her wrist and so long and heavy it slapped down with a nice weighty, meaty slap between her sweaty asscheeks, and right across her lower back~!

“Son of a bitch-!” The stud could barely handle the view of his massive, veiny, steaming hot cock between those velvety cheeks, or how huge it looked as it went up her lower back, FUCK he loved shortstacks! And the moment the little bat babe started twerking her ass even harder, sandwiching his cock between those hot, slippery cheeks while she bounced her twin globes of meaty ass, milking each and every inch of his cock in long, rough, jiggly grinding bounces, he damn near snapped there!

“Fuck, you are huge~” Rouge was getting excited, she could feel his cock leaking precum between her asscheeks like a leaky faucet as she bounced and twerked her ass on that pole, knowing he was going to split her in fucking half~! She had half a mind to choke on that cock if she wasn’t so hungry for an ass pounding~!

Suddenly, he felt those massive cheeks clap on his cock over and over again while she grinned evilly back at him, and he could only grit his teeth and resist the urge to throw her phone across the room, only barely remembering to record his own cock trapped between those clapping cheeks as they went up and down his cock before they started clapping on the very tip of his cock.

“What do you say we skip the dinner and flowers and skip right to the anal, huh~? I bet you can’t wait to fuck this fat fucking ass~! Stop holding back and-!” Suddenly Rouge felt the man grab her by the wide hips and heard her phone get thrown into her bag, the music following but still audible, and suddenly she felt her entire world turn around before she was bent over the bench the stud was just sat on, her toes reach hard to find the ground before finally finding purchase, just for her to realize she was quite literally bent over with her ass raised as high into the air as she could get it.

She was just about to make some smart ass comment about handling a lady with care when she felt that massive cock slap down between her cheeks again and right across her lower back, reminding her how big the cock about to stuff her ass really was~ The feeling of the massive stud’s hands grabbing her hips reminded her just how much bigger then her he was as well, and she just knew he was gonna fuck her like a fleshlight~!

“It’s about time, I thought I’d have to start sending smoke signals~” Reaching back, Rouge pulled her thong aside and revealed her tiny, needy little puckered asshole right next to the man’s massive bitchbreaker, covering her own little cunt with her hand and looking back hungrily at him with her best set of ‘fuck me’ eyes~ “When I said anal, I meant it~ You better fuck my ass as hard as you can, I wouldn’t want all this to be for nothing~”

The man didn’t even respond, simply giving that extra fat ass a nice hard smack that left a nice red mark on her smooth skin, and Rouge knew her prey wasn’t getting away now even if he wanted to~

Grabbing the edge of the bench, and giving her ass a few more playful bounces to the music, Rouge held on as best she could as the stud grabbed his massive prick with one hand and lined up that massive tip with her tiny asshole, and she could only grit her teeth in pleasure as she felt his strength behind his hips, where he suddenly slammed that cock tip against her little pucker for all of a second before forcing that cock half way into her tiny, needy, slutty little asshole so hard the entire bench rocked along with her body, but he didn’t stop, he was only halfway in, giving her ass another smack and grabbing both hips, he yanked the slutty little bat bitch back and slammed his hips forward until her ass clapped back onto his waist with as much strength as he could muster.

“FUCK~!!” Rouge couldn’t help the yelp of pleasure as she was suddenly stuffed fuller then she could remember, her ass rippling with that nice meaty clap against his hips, and she could only roll her tongue out and her eyes up as she felt his hefty nuts smack her dripping cunt, and they were just starting. Though starting implied a build up, and there was anything but that~

“GRRR!!!” The man snarled as he suddenly yanked his cock out of the tightest little fuck hole he’d ever felt before slamming back in even harder then the first time, then again, and again, yanking his new fleshlight forward and back to meet his thrusts or yanks out to make his slamming twice as hard, and hard it was as suddenly the entire gym was filled with the wild, frantic, meaty clapping of flesh on flesh as he stuffed that slutty little bat as hard as he fucking couldm slamming and pounding that ass and little asshole like a wild animal while she started screaming and squealing in pure, unbridled pleasure~!

“Y-YES~!! YES~!! YEEESSS~!!! OH FUCK YES~!!” Rouge’s entire fucking world rocked and bounced as she was rammed and railed by the massive, strong, wild beast suddenly rearranging her guts with his massive fucking cock, she could barely hear her own squeals over him clapping her cheeks so hard she knew she’d be sore later~! Her perfectly manicured nails dug into the leather of the bench as she tried to desperately hold on for dear life, her shoes barely finding grip on the ground as they slipped here and there sometimes, and the entire steel and leather bench rocked and knocked against the ground, only adding the sounds of the brutal, vicious buttfucking she was getting~!!

And brutal it was, the man’s pace was like a jackhammer as he railed and fucked the little slutty bat’s asshole like a wild beast, just gritting his teeth in a snarl as he took out all his post workout stress on that fat jiggling, rippling ass, even going so far as to smack that fat ass like a stress toy, clapping those cheeks as fast as he fucking could while his nuts dripped with the bat’s dripping juices, even his abs burned from how hard and fast he was slamming that extra fat and slutty ass~!!

“FUCK MY ASS LIKE THE WHORE I AM~!! USE MY ASSHOLE LIKE A FUCKTOY~!” Rouge could barely tell up from down as her things fell to the ground with a clatter, and she couldn’t give a damn~! Her big, beautiful eyes crossed and rolled up as drool dripped down her chin, teeth grit, and she could only squeal like a buttslut getting her fix, cause in that moment, where her entire world rocked and bounced so hard and fast she could feel the bench under her creak with strain, she knew that’s exactly what she was, a needy buttslut getting her fix~!!

Suddenly, Rouge couldn’t hold on at all, as his already brutal and vicious pace double in intensity, and he brutally and frantically railed that extra fat ass so hard and fast it sounded like a drum from how loud he was clapping his hips against that fat, juicy set of cheeks! She couldn’t hold on, but she didn’t need to as he held onto her hips and used her like a fleshlight while she could only stay bent over to take it~!

When she felt him finally snarl and slam in balls deep one final time, Rouge could only scream so loud she was sure every person outside could hear her pretty voice as he roughly slammed in like he owned her little asshole~! And suddenly, Rouge felt the man blow his extra hot, stringy, thick, bubbly load deep in her asshole while he yanked out half way just to continue slamming in to fuck her through his and her climax~!!

And suddenly, he stopped as his last nut was stuffed deep inside her ass, and all the sound in the room stopped besides their pair of heavy breathing, and the sudden wet pop and lewd sounds of his cum pouring out of the slutty bat’s little gaping backdoor~

And just like that, Rouge was satisfied, and the stud laid down on his back, sweat dripping down their bodies, and both completely tired.

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Water washed down the sultry curves of Rouge’s body, down each and every perfect line of her body while she rinsed the rest of her expensive shampoo out of her hair, sighing in deep, lovely relief as she turned off the hot water and stepped out into the gym washroom, gently drying herself off with a beautiful smile.

And once she was finished drying off, slipping on a pair of little booty shorts and a new sports bra, she was perfectly applying her make up once again, winking in the mirror before looking for her phone in her bag, not spotting it, she snapped her fingers in realization. Stepping out of the locker room, Rouge casually strolled up to the still panting ad sweaty man on his back, just to find her phone on the floor next to the bench she was just railed on.

“Hmm~” Rouge picked up her phone, looked down at the strong, muscular, handsome stud, and reached into her bag to pull out a piece of paper and a pen, writing her phone number on it before dropping it next to him.

“That was fun, don’t you think~? Let’s do this again sometime~ Call me~” And just like that she walked away from the scene of the ‘crime’, a sultry sway in her wide, sexy hips while her ass jiggled with every step, already thinking of what to have for lunch while the stud behind her wondered if he could survive doing that again.

Fuck he loves shortstacks..

[toukenramblings]

NSFW Headcanons: Buzen Gou, Matsui Gou, Samidare Gou

A continuation of these headcanons I made, but nsfw, fufufufu (^ω~) 

Warnings: NSFW, ALL OF DAT SHIT IS NSFW

Buzen Gou

Remember when i said that Buzen’s legs are nice? OH     dude this man is BUILT. He has slightly above average build (not like     Tonborkiri for example) but it’s obvious he has muscle on him. And he     adores showing it off to you and you alone!!! Can and will take off his     shirt in the middle of a run/walk with you just to make you flush and     stare.

His legs are so fucking nice man, thick from running     all of the time and muscly but not too much. But you know what you could     do with those thicc thighs? Mark them up with hickies. Will show them off     on his runs if it’s hot outside. Sure Buzen will flush for a moment before     smiling, “Yeah, I think they’re nice.” He would say, proud of them.

He also has a nice ass, change my MIND. Gets super embarrassed     if you slap his ass, or he is straddling your lap and you use his ass to     pull his closer hehehehehe.

Buzen is kinda loud in bed, not UBER loud but enough to     hear it within the confines of the room and have it bounce off of the     walls. He does love it when you are loud though!

Oh dude Buzen is not above teasing in public, most     often happening on your runs together. Will suddenly claim it’s hot and     then take off his shirt with a wink, “Like what you see, love?” and sure     he’ll put it back on in the citadel but he kNOWS. Also going back to his     nice ass, can and will wear pants to show it off. He is confident about     his form for sure.

He can’t handle it if you tease him back though, he     tries, he swear he’s tougher than this. But the minute you try to tease     him back, he has to retrain himself and remind himself he’s in public     before trying to fuck you into some kinda surface.

Buzen by default is a switch who is comfortable with     either role. Bottom? Top? As long as he and you are connected by this sexual     intimacy, he is happy! His favorite places to kiss are your lips and your     thighs though, marking yours up just like how you do his! A taste of your     own medicine!!! Can and will be found between your legs all day if he     must.

There are times when he chuckles or laughs during sex,     going back to the ticklishness of him. He can’t help it! Sometimes it’s     during a serious heated moment but sometimes he let out a small giggle,     amazed at the fact you two are doing this – the more likely you two are to     be found out that you two are doing the do, the more giggles will come.

BuBu’s sex drive is rather spontaneous and in a way, it’s     obvious to tell whenever he wants to do the do. His eyes will wander over     your form yes but it’s his touches that give him away. A sideways hug is     found with his fingers ghosting over your form, kisses turn more     passionate, and if he’s feeling bold enough he’ll press a kiss to the side     of your neck in public.

Body worship is oh so prevalent here, even more so if     you can worship the body that BuBu has. Run your tongue into the hip of     his hips, kiss his scars, trace his veins, massage his muscles, oh man he’ll     melt under your touch. Buzen is the same to you, equal body worship here!

Buzen’s weak points are his inner thighs, yes, but also     the nip of his neck behind his ear. He loves it when you whisper naughty     things into his ears and you may hear the slightest of growls back, “Do     not test me love, I wonder how long you can handle it until we get back to     our room, hm?”

Buzen adores it when he can hold your hips when you are     riding him, the view is almost enough to make him cum.

He won’t lie that he hasn’t thought about shower sex,     but will only try it with you if you want. Besides, he loves lil intimate     showers with you, sexual or not!

Massages always turn out to be sexy fun times anyway,     knowing him. One minute he’s rubbing your shoulders and the next they’re     gliding down and WHOOPS THERE GOES THE CLOTHES.

Aftercare means there’s always a bottle of water     present and clean up is mandatory. After that he becomes the big spoon of     your dreams, murmuring praises into your ears and rocking you to sleep.

  Matsui Gou

It takes a long time before Matsui is ready for sexual intimacy. He already has trouble within the confines of your relationship, thinking of whether or not he’s good enough for you. The first time you have sex together is slow and awkward and clumsy. Yes you two have talked about this many times but Matsui is a very slow and cautious person. His fingers against your skin are oh so gentle, kisses pressed up and down your form. No matter who is on top or who is on the bottom, Matsui wants to ensure that you are feeling good.

There are times when he will stop and question it, “Are you feeling good?” “Does this hurt? Please let me know.” And he shows nothing but concern for you! God forbid him from hurting you.

Matsui has a pretty low sex drive, feeling much more comfy with romantic intimacy than sexual intimacy more than anything. That isn’t to say he isn’t willing to have sex with you! He does, it just takes him a while to get enough confidence.

And then there’s the body worship. Oh Matsui will want nothing more than to show you how much he loves you. His hand will always be in yours, and if it isn’t damn right he’s going to search for it. Hand kisses are mandatory between you during sex, and maybe sucking each other’s fingers. Oh Matsui will almost die from a nosebleed.

·Matsui does frequent this one sex shop to find suitable lingerie for the two of you. Sometimes it may be matching or sometimes it’s a bit of a surprise. He tends to bring extra tissues with him though in case his nose begins to bleed. He prefers picking out things that have nice material that is comfortable, and suits your body/skin tone. If he does wear something scandalous under his clothing it’s something to compliment himself or you! Gods help him if he catches even a glimpse of something naughty under your clothing; he’s found dead on the floor.

When Matsui wants to be sexually intimate, he’ll come up to you with a shy smile and a flushed face, and tell you straight up that he wants to be intimate with you. Of course it’s in private when it tells it to you.

Matsui doesn’t mind marking you but always seems to treat you like glass. His kisses are gentle and will hesitant to do anything to make you bleed. Gods forbid that! If he worries about himself biting you, he will ask for you to lead and thus will practically gag himself. He adores it when you mark him though, and sure he may try to hide it under his clothing but everyone knows with his red face and how he’s constantly adjusting his clothing in a mirror.

Oh sweet Matsui has such a big ol praise kink. He is doing nothing but murmuring the sweetest of words against your skin. “You look so beautiful right now, I wish you could see the way I see you.” “It is alright, my love, I have you. Come here, let me touch you a little more, yes?” “P-Please…will you mark me more? Let the others know that I am yours?”

Ain’t nothing more sexy than consent as he asks for permission to remove items or touch certain parts of your body. If you do the same to him, he’ll be happy.

What gets him riled up the most is pulling him by his collar to kiss him, depending on who is sitting on who’s lap at the time. His hands on your hips, rubbing soothing circles into them.

Matsui is rarely ever rough. The only time he is rough is when your hips snap together during sex, his hands gripping your hips and careful to never break skin.

Despite how soft Matsui is, there are times that if you push his buttons enough, Matsui turns out to be rather intense. This normally involves casually showing off hints of lingerie under your clothing, have your hands glide over his body when no one is looking, whispering sweet nothings into his ears and sometimes full on trapping him against a surface, straddling his hips. A switch will almost be flipped within his mind and soon he flips you two over with a smirk dancing on his lips. “Are you sure you want to play this game with me?”

Matsui is a bottom leaning switch, but again it doesn’t matter much to him who is on top and who is on the bottom. He’s just happy being connected with you like this. That being said, don’t be surprised if he suddenly wants to switch things around outta nowhere. He is also rather quiet in bed.

Toys are a maybe? It’ll be further on down the line of your relationship.

After care consists of Matsui rubbing your sore body, with whispers of, “Are you alright? I didn’t harm you right?” “Did I hurt you? I apologize.” Half of it are apologies and other times it’s just him telling you how good you did, or if he did good. He just wants to be praised, okay????

Samidare Gou

Marking. Oh this man is very much into marking his territory. Of course he’ll be giving you hickies everywhere he can! No stopping him here! Why would he stop when he wants to show the world that you belong to him???? Can and will show off his own marks if he must. He will be proud of them after all!

Samidare is probably one of the more feral of his brothers, next to Murakumo. There will be growls and groans when he is having sex, loud and proud, and you have to keep him quiet, gags or mouth or fingers. Take your pick.

Samidare is a service top. He won’t mind who is what role and he’s pretty fluid and ready to adjust to whatever role you will assign to him, but Samidare on top is something else. His fingers will leave marks on your skin, and will not hesitate to make you scream his name.

It’s rather easy to see if Samidare is in the mood. He becomes more protective and possessive of you around the other TouDan, growling at anyone and hugging you from behind. His hands ghosting over your form, and his favorite neck and shoulder kisses linger for far more longer than they normally do. In fact, they might start trailing upward to your ear to whisper something into them, or downwards to make a map of stars upon the expanse of your back. 

It’s not that Samidare has a high sex drive or anything, it ebbs and flows with the wind. There are times when he’s happy just to kiss you and then there are times when he wants to fuck you into the nearest surface and make you beg. 

Speaking of begging, he is very much into that. Flip the roles, make him beg for your touch. It’s delicious I swear. 

Oh Samidare lives for praise. Praising him makes his cock twitch in longing and him to lean into your touches, soft whimpers whenever you tell him how much of a good boy he is. Because he is in fact, a good boi.

Samidare has a pretty good nose, and knows your scent very well. So uh, don’t be surprised if he steals an article of clothing from you and you find him jerking it off to your scent. 

Also loves it when he goes down on you and you pull on his hair. There is this guttural growl that leaves his throat and his eyes will glance upwards almost begging you to do it again.

Don’t tease Samidare in public unless you want to play with fire. How dare you press up against him like this, playing at his own game. Be careful dear, you might find yourself on top of your desk, clothes ripped to shreds and Samidare overstimulating you to no end.

Yes he’s also into overstim and orgasm denial, will abuse these as he sees fit.

Breeding kink? Maybe? 

Oh dude this man has a bit of a thing for your hands. Pet him, force him to suck on your fingers and call him a good boy. He’ll love it.

Does he have a fave position? Doggy style? Maybe. MIssionary? Maybe. You riding on top of him? Y  ES

Aftercare is nothing but cuddles, he wants to hold you close man. Sure you two will clean up but Samidare is ready to knock tf oUT.

[makeste]

Who is the bitch in the first year hero courses most down for murder, do you think? Surprisingly, despite being the only one to actually MAKE death threats, I'm mot sure Bakugou is all that high up there? When you've got Todo freezing people from the inside out, Mushroom Girl choking people, Honenuki drowning people and dropping industrial chimneys on them etc etc... What would your rankings be?

what better way to spend a Sunday evening than by ranking all of U.A.’s first-year students by murder.

disclaimer: I am doing this for fun and this entire post is ridiculous so please do not take it too seriously. also just a heads up, this post contains some recent manga spoilers as well as a couple of spoilers for Heroes Rising. now then, let’s quantify these bloodthirsty little savages.

okay so despite being entirely too plus ultra for their own good, approximately 99% of these kids would never dream of doing any kind of permanent harm to another living being. so I’m just listing the first thirty in no particular order, and then we’ll get to ranking the top ten.

Aoyama

despite having that brief moment in chapter 167 where virtually everyone thought he was a serial killer, Aoyama is actually a good boy. a bit stalkerish, maybe.

Mina

Mina did dream up that one attack where Ochako floats her up in the air so that she can rain acid down on people, which is slightly homicidal. but she’s not a killer. honestly if she was we’d all be dead already. see: thicc Girl Noumu.

Tsuyu

if Tsuyu had ever killed someone she would have already told everyone all about it because she is open about these things so safe to say she is not a killer.

Ochako

all Ochako wants to do is help and support people. she can be pretty hardcore from time to time but my baby girl would never. not to say that villain wouldn’t be a good look on her. I still get a shiver up my spine remembering that one time Toga turned into her and demonstrated exactly how deadly her quirk could be.

Ojiro

nah. the worst thing Ojiro has ever done was throwing his empty plain yogurt cup into the wrong recycling bin by accident, and he felt terrible about it afterward.

Kaminari

real talk, Kaminari could very easily kill a ton of people with his quirk if he actually tried. but he hasn’t, because he is only two and is too busy learning his shapes and colors and leaving his lego duplo blocks all over the carpet for other people to trip on.

Kirishima

do I even have to justify this at all. duh Kirishima doesn’t murder people sorry to anyone who came into this post all excited to read a big paragraph going off about Kiri’s raw bloodlust. I don’t know what you expected.

Kouda

Kouda is probably deadlier than everyone thinks. imagine him commanding, say, a mob of giant hornets to swarm and kill someone. it’s a good thing he wouldn’t actually hurt a fly.

Satou

I sat here for a while thinking about what I could say about Satou. but just. can you picture him killing a guy? nah, me neither.

Shouji

one of the things I like about Shouji is that he looks older than he is, and kind of creepy, what with the masked face and the freaky tentacle arms and all the like. and so he very likely experienced some of that good old fashioned quirk racism growing up, and people were afraid of him and/or thought he would become a villain. but instead he decided to become a hero. and I think that says so much about Shouji’s character. it reminds me a lot of Shinsou; his desire to become a hero was so strong that he overcame prejudice and circumstances which could just have easily have led to him becoming a villain (and in fact, it’s not all that different from some of the actual villain backstories). anyway so yeah no murder for him.

Jirou

I think she would consider killing anyone who ever hurt Momo or Kami, but aside from that NO because she is a good pure girl who loves music and rocking out and putting smiles on people’s faces.

Sero

poor Sero is so not-murdery that when he does get pitted against someone with more murdery energy such as Todoroki, he basically gets immediately overwhelmed and everyone is just kind of wincing and then timidly applauding him and saying “good try.” that’s Sero’s life. he would just sit there and get murdered rather than going in for the kill. he’s a good bro.

Mineta

needs several restraining orders filed against him, but wouldn’t actually kill someone.

Momo

well one time she did explode a grenade in Aizawa’s face. but no.

Awase

now we have come to the 1-B kids. I will give brief descriptions in case you, like me, sometimes have trouble remembering their names. so, Awase! the welding, Momo-rescuing one. he is not murdery.

Sen

the rotating limbs one. one of the least murdery kids in the fairly murderous 1-B on account of his quirk is just too ridiculous. sorry Sen.

Kuroiro

the Tokoyami one. more likely to bore you to tears talking about death than actually kill someone. which is too bad because he honestly would make a pretty bitching assassin.

Kendou

would say she’s probably in the top fifteen. god I love her quirk so much. just want her to slap some bitches to death. but she probably wouldn’t.

Shishida

the growly monster one. he does get some bonus points for tending to lose control once he goes full beastmode and werewolfs out. and he is fairly deadly.

Shouda

the roly poly double smashy one. it’s actually only a matter of time before Shouda kills someone, most likely. his quirk is way too dangerous, and the thing is, it’s probably hard for him to tell how dangerous a particular impact is going to be beforehand. one of these days it’s gonna be way stronger than he intends and somebody’s neck is gonna get snapped.

Pony

never forget that time Pony stabbed Ojiro and Shouji like a dozen times and everybody was just cool with it.

Tsuburaba

the air platform one. he did try to suffocate Kouda that one time.

Tetsutetsu

only if he’s fighting Shouto. or teamed up with Shouto. then all bets are off as to whether or not he’s going to drill his superheated steel fist right through somebody’s face.

Tokage

the severed limbs one. she just has kind of a murdery vibe to her. stalking everyone with her various body parts. yuuugh. I bet if she did kill someone nobody would ever be able to prove it was her.

Manga

the speech bubble head one. is going to destroy so much public and private property once he’s set loose on the streets. but no deaths.

Bondo

the glue one. and nah, Bondo is cool.

Koudai

the Ant-Man one. doesn’t strike me as particularly murderous, I even went and reread her part of the joint training arc to confirm it. she’s fine.

Rin

the kung fu dragon one. not especially murdery. overall probably one of the least bloodthirsty in class 1-B in fact.

Shiozaki

the vines one. she’s extremely murdery. I can’t be the only one who thinks that, can I? Shiozaki scares the shit out of me. if I were Kaminari I would have nightmares about her.

Monoma

would murder every single member of class 1-A if he could. would be the criminal in a Detective Conan two-parter. would give a long monologue about always being the side character and never in the starring role until one day he finally couldn’t take it anymore and snapped. why does his hero costume make it look as though he’s going to steal a bunch of famous jewels out from under everyone’s noses. nah but I’m just kidding and Monoma would never actually kill someone. but one day he’s probably going to be framed for murder by a villain and Kendou and Shinsou will have to team up to defend him and catch the real culprit.

10. Yanagi

the creepy pale ghost-girl-looking one. contrary to what you are probably all thinking, her high ranking isn’t just because of her general horror film vibe, but also because she attempted to bludgeon Mina to death during the joint battle arc. but also yes it is because of her general horror film vibe.

9. Kamakiri

the stabby one. he’s up here because I’m pretty sure he tried to kill Jirou that one time. like what was he even gonna do if Bakugou hadn’t stepped in. though to be fair I don’t think he actually had his knives out at the time so maybe he was just gonna elbow her in the face or something idk.

8. Bakugou

I agree with you that Bakugou is much more bark than bite, anon. and not only is he remarkably careful and precise with his quirk and good at avoiding any collateral damage (and even better IMO ever since his supplementary training), I think that due to his various struggles with being perceived as a villain and also trying to find his own understanding of what being a hero means, he’s probably more self-aware than most of the other kids at this point when it comes to matters of “is this morally okay.” so in spite of his generally violent demeanor, I very much doubt he ever would or could actually kill someone. but he’s in the top ten because his high shounen protagonist levels do place him in the “would potentially go apeshit if and when something happened to someone he cares about” category, though. and also because he and Deku did basically attempt to disintegrate Nine, and then when Nine just dropped off the face of the earth afterwards, no one even bothered to wonder what had happened to him. which leads me to wonder if Deku and Katsuki straight up assume they did in fact kill him and just dgaf.

7. Deku

see above re: Nine. and also he may have to kill AFO one day. so while he probably wouldn’t be happy about it, I think he could still potentially do it. and also because he absolutely does lose his gotdamn mind every time someone hurts one of his friends, and especially Kacchan, and I could picture him just snapping if something really awful ever actually did happen. I don’t think it would in canon because it’s just way too dark, but I don’t think it’d be out of character if he did.

6. Iida

literally tracked down the villain who attacked his brother with the full intent of personally killing said villain once he got his hands on him. true, Shouto and Deku talked him out of it in the end, but still. that was some real motherfucking killing intent. also I will never forget the image of this kid sitting his ass down in middle of the woods and mutilating his own goddamn body without any anesthesia. listen, everyone. just please, for your own safety, do not fuck with Iida.

5. Shouto

and now we reach the top five. listen, feel free to disagree, but I stand firm in my belief that out of all the non-traitor and non-demon-possessed children in class 1-A, Todoroki Shouto is absolutely the most likely to straight up just kill a bitch one day. this boy froze a man from the inside out until a tower of fucking ice was jutting out of his fucking throat, and was all “go ahead and hibernate for a while” like excuse me, THE FUCK. and the thing is, this wasn’t just a one-time occurrence either; he literally pulls this kind of shit ALL THE TIME. froze an entire fucking building with his classmates in it and was all “feel free to bring it on but fighting without the soles of your feet will be painful.” heh. what the fuck. and do you all remember when he fought Sero and was in a bad mood so he iced half the fucking stadium. nearly killed a few people right then and there. “I got carried away.” whaaaaaaat. and I could go on and on; he nearly burned poor Shindou alive, and basically the entirety of chapter 205 could have been submitted as evidence in a court of law had that training battle against Tetsutetsu gone only slightly differently. basically Shouto is an entirely too realistic portrayal of a very sweet but marginally unstable boy with a completely broken power and a shitload of unresolved personal trauma which he is still working through.

4. Honenuki

somehow more murdery than Todoroki “HIBERNATE!!” Shouto. this is entirely because of chapter 205, formerly the most murdery chapter of the entire series, and dethroned only by the recent chapter 266 for obvious reasons. anyway so during the joint training battle, Honenuki bludgeoned Todoroki in the back of the head and would probably have let his unconscious body slump into the softened ground to drown had Iida not saved him. he then proceeded to drop a water tower on top of the both of them. a whole-ass water tower. this was a fucking training exercise. and Honenuki was the only one who kept his calm throughout the entirely of said exercise. and he was praised for his calm murdering skills afterward. because he was fucking awesome tbh. anyway but the point is this is supposed to be a hero school not an assassin school but I’m not really sure anymore you guys.

3. Tokoyami

my man would have straight up killed Moonfish in that forest and sure did try his best. he’s got the same issue as Todoroki in that his quirk is as powerful as it is unstable. and while he himself is not murdery, when Dark Shadow loses control, though… hooooh boy. I was gonna add something about him also interning under Takami “literally stabbed my friend in the neck for the greater good” Keigo, but I think that makes them both come off as more sinister than they actually are. I do think a big part of Tokoyami’s story is him overcoming his inner darkness and wresting control of it and mastering it, so I don’t think it’s very likely that he actually will kill someone in the story. but he’s got a murdery side, no two ways about it.

2. Toadette

straight up filled Tokoyami’s windpipe with mushrooms during a training exercise. he uses that to breathe, fyi. she then offered him a lozenge afterward. do not fuck with Toadette. do not. just don’t.

1. Hagakure

last but not least! Hagakure “hasn’t killed anyone officially but is also definitely the traitor” Tooru! y’all know how it is! I’m committed to this theory! I’d even be willing to put money on a reveal scene where she does just straight up kill someone, and that’s our cliffhanger establishing that the traitor is none other than! and this is coming up sooner than you might think too, guys. Horikoshi brought up the traitor again relatively recently during the Christmas Eve chapter, and that kind of foreshadowing isn’t for nothing. anyways I’m here for it though so bring on that body count you funky little turncoat.

so there you have it. my not-that-definitive definitive ranking of classes 1-A and 1-B by murderous inclination. there’s really not that much rhyme or reason to it tbh but this was fun, thank you anon!

[knybits]

THE HATING GAME — 2

PAIRINGS —

↳ kochou shinobu x reader

SUMMARY —

↳ Geniuses within the same field yet rivals within each other’s eyes, your colleagues wonder when the sexual tension will break so that you two will become the department’s powerhouse couple so that they can enter you two into the couples contest against the other departments. Some things might have to be done by force.

WARNINGS —

↳ cursing, alcohol, smut  

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Shinobu Kochou absolutely loathes you. 

And she doesn’t have a reason why. 

So because of this, she keeps her nicely painted lips curved upwards when she sees you. And when you pass her without a single glance, the words “fucking asshole” cross her twisted mind.

Neatly combed hair and glasses perched on your nose during lecture is (F/n) (L/n). The smell of coffee and always being surrounded by a group of friends is (F/n) (L/n). You’re the spare bit of warmth during a dead winter and you act like you work harder and are better than everyone else. 

That attitude is something she can’t stand, but you pull it off so well that your friends believe that you’re some genius and hang off your every word. 

But when Shinobu pulls up in skinny jeans and a frilly white crop top, red heels to pull the outfit together, and she sees you dancing without a care in the world, something inside her snaps. She’s glad that she talked to Mitsuri over call before going, else she would have never decided to go to the club and celebrate (celebrate what she doesn’t know.)

She quickly tips a shot down her throat, relishing in the burning satisfaction, before patting her cheeks and strutting onto the dance floor.  When someone makes a move to grab her wrist she bats them off, a dangerous look in her eyes. 

“What’s wrong sweetcheeks!” They yell over the music, advancing on the petite woman. Shinobu takes a step back before bumping into someone, hearing your slurred voice right in her ear. Shinobu quickly apologizes under her breath before backing up even more and swaying her hips into your lap. 

Surprisingly enough, you’re quick to respond, hands cupping her waist and she allows herself to press her back against your chest. Sure, the stranger is looking at her as if he doesn’t believe her, but she feels safe in your chest (as ironic as that may seem, considering how you’re both grinding up against each other.)

The man makes another step towards Shinobu and she clicks her tongue in distaste. As a final move to tell him to back the fuck off, Shinobu takes your hand to grope her breast. The man looks surprised, and she sticks her tongue out at him before mouthing “I have a partner, you prick.” 

That’s enough to finally steer him away, and he rolls his eyes obnoxiously before walking over to the bar and surveying anyone else that might catch his eye. Shinobu yelps in surprise when fingers loop her waistband, spinning her around to face your flushed face. She can’t help but look at your lips, a fire fighting within her. 

Are you even aware of what you’re doing? A year and a half of ignoring each other, but do you really even hate her? Or was your silence a sign of shyness? 

Does she even hate you? 

“Fuck it,” she thinks the minute you open your pretty mouth to ask for consent, her her arms slide around your neck. 

She can taste the alcohol in your mouth, tongue exploring as she hums with delight. But something in her feels empty as she realizes you’re intoxicated. She pushes on, fingers dancing under your shirt and feeling the warm skin underneath. She can’t help but gasp when you move your hand to grip her ass, and your tongue immediately dominates. 

Shinobu hates how easily she let you have your way. Her hate is weak, but in your arms she’s weaker. 

It’s no secret that your tongue is what gets her screaming the loudest. Shinobu remembers the whole night in vivid detail. She couldn’t help but gasp your name over and over while she was strapped to the chair, big doe eyes blindfolded from the rest of the world. 

You were aggressive when you rammed her up the wall, mouth biting and sucking at her neck and jaw while you mercilessly thrust your fingers into her very wet pussy. She remembers how she whimpered and begged your name to fuck her harder, faster, deeper, and the second she came onto your fingers you called her a “good girl,” and that drove her wild. 

And now Shinobu is sore and confused. Every inch of her body throbs while you snore lightly by her side. You barely have any marks on your body and she’s pissed that she’ll have to wear some heavy makeup for a while. 

To be honest, Shinobu could go for another round with you right now. Morning sex hits differently to her, and now that you’ve most likely slept off the alcohol you’d be sober enough to know what you’re doing. But there’s the chance that now that you know what you’re doing, you’ll run out of her apartment without a second thought. 

She hates how you make her feel. Just yesterday she hated your guts for acting like royalty, for ignoring her “hello” with a roll of your eyes. And now you’re in her bed, the smell of sex so strong it makes her head spin. 

Her perfectly manicure nails skim over your skin, and she finds herself writing the kanji character for ‘hate’ before you stir. Shinobu is quick to draw her hand back, and she’s amused with how slow you are to figure out where you are. 

Finally, you turn your head to face her, but the look on your face screams “regret.” And now Shinobu has her answer. Despite the twisted carnage that rages within her, she smiles. 

“Good morning, (F/n). Did you sleep well?” 

– 

“Hi (F/n)! It’s Araceli. Shinobu said she would take you back to her apartment since you were too shitfaced, so I hope you’re okay! I went home with Michael tonight so you don’t have to worry about me. Send me a text when you can, and I’ll see you in the lab!” The voicemail ends as you enter your apartment, body and mind exhausted. 

The second you crash land onto your bed you grab a nearby pillow before yelling into it. 

Because god damn you fucked up. 

Not only did you have drunk sex with the one person you hate, you also said something completely dickish as you walked out the door. 

“This was a mistake,” were your last words as you shut the door to Shinobu’s apartment. You didn’t get to see her face throughout the whole 10 minutes of shame, adamant about putting your clothes on with your back facing her, and she didn’t say anything the whole time. She just let you leave. 

The clock ticks away as you grovel on your bed, head pounding while flashes of last night whiz through your head. You should've known it was Shinobu. 

The same purple eyes, the same petite figure (she’s 4’11” and the shortest in the department, hell yeah you know her general figure size,) the same high pitched voice that screamed your name- 

You groan in annoyance, hands raking through your hair before you decide to run a hot shower to burn away any trace of the witch from your body. 

When you finally walk into the lab all eyes turn to you. With eyebrows raised you decide to just make your way to your usual station, waving and greeting everyone a good morning. Maybe they’re looking at you because you finally found the time to go home and take a shower? 

The most you do in terms of keeping up appearances is taming your hair to the best of your abilities, so maybe they can tell that you aren’t wearing the same clothes from the last three days.

Once you’re at your station you see the stupid “department couples” poster sitting there again, and everyone shies away from your razor sharp glare as you survey every potential perpetrator. 

You pick the poster up to crumple it and throw it away when you see a picture of Shinobu and you shittily photo shopped together with stupid hearts around you two. That’s when you scream in frustration and everyone jumps. 

Araceli spots you the minute she walks in and she rushes over with some water, seeing as how drained you are. When you’re about to thank her, lo and behold the witch herself waltzes into class. 

You almost spit up your water when you see how she’s walking, stiff and with a small limp, and you almost feel guilty. Araceli gives you an odd look, and you try to wave her off. But Shinobu- that snake- sits herself beside Rama one station away from you and Araceli. 

Rama looks at her quizzically, considering they don’t talk too often, but he shrugs to himself and goes back to texting his physics major boyfriend. 

You’re trying to mind your business (sans Araceli because she’s taking her sweet time wiggling her eyebrows at you and glancing between you and Shinobu. Her words: that sexual tension is thicc. If only she knew.) and conduct your experiments, but once Rama finishes his conversation with his boyfriend, he and Shinobu start some small talk. 

Shinobu gives you a quick look when she asks Rama if he went to the club last night and you pale considerably. 

“Oh, I spent the night in with my boyfriend,” Rama smiles politely before continuing. “Is that why you’re a little stiff today? Too much dancing?” He laughs to himself and Shinobu gives him a close eyed smile. 

“Things were just super hot and heavy last night!” 

Araceli’s eyes widen and she stares at you with her jaw dropped. You snap at her to keep working, but you can’t help but stop working too. In fact, everyone else in the room goes dead silent, and you pray that Shinobu will keep her damn mouth shut. 

“Wha-“ 

“I take this night yoga class, you know!” Que a sigh of relief from you. 

“I’m super flexible,” she boasts before adding in. “I can spread my legs quite wide!” You fumble with your test tubes, mind flashing to a few events from last night. 

Araceli begins to laugh silently at your red face and you nearly throw her out of the window. When you turn to secretly glare at Shinobu you find that despite the fact that she’s facing Rama, her eyes are pinned onto you. A malicious smile makes its way onto her face when she knows that she has your attention. 

“And then right after, I have a pole dancing class to keep me fit.” 

Rama laughs, “Oh really? Sounds fun!” 

“It is! But yesterday I was dumb and I jumped onto the pole and uhh……. rammed my…” She looks down and onlookers flush red. “So I’m quite sore today!” 

There’s the sound of shattering glass from another station (not your own, but you’re damn near close to breaking the Erwin Meyer flask in your hand.) Now, Shinobu’s just trying to rile you up. 

And it’s working. 

Also, you hate to think it but THANK G O D HE’S GAY. 

“Ow, well that sounds rough…”

“If I could, I would take the classes on different days, but there aren’t many classes available so my hands are tied.” 

Everyone in the lab startles when you slam your hands onto the counter, stool screeching against tile as you stand from your seat. 

There’s a look of victory in Shinobu’s eyes and your stomach twists with rage because she’s such a bitch. She relishes in the dark look in your eyes, your tense shoulders and the way you make your way up to her. 

“Can I help you, (F/n)?” She asks innocently, and you feel something in you snap. Everyone holds their breath when you whip a hand out, gripping the lapels of her lab coat and bringing your face down to her’s. 

Shinobu shivers when you leans in close to her ear and murmur under your breath, “How about you stop being such a dirty whore, be a good girl, and meet me behind the building, hm?” 

You smirk when you see how she shifts in her seat and crosses her legs, and you shove your hands into your lab coat pockets, walking out of the lab with a shocked puppy in tow. 

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[scary-lasagna]

hi! i really loved ur hcs about a chubby s/o for the creeps and I was wondering if u could write it again but with the proxies instead? thanks

Tysm! ^^ I added Kate bc the fandom doesn’t give her enough love-

Masky

Constantly supporting and motivating you.

He still stronger so he’ll pick you up at the most random times.

When cuddling his hands will always be on your waist.

And he’ll like-

m a s s a g e  s o f t l y.

He likes laying his head on your tummy too.

So his hands automatically find your waist.

He’s a little chub himself.

So you don’t have to worry about the clothes you steal being too small or tight in some places.

If he’s getting ready for work and can’t find his clothes he’ll most likely find you in the kitchen

You’re struggling to make breakfast in these clothes that are like 2x larger than what you usually wear.

He’ll stare for a little bit bc it’s just so cute tbh

He’ll just pick you up under your arms like a toddler holding a cat and waddle back to his room with you so he can get to work on time for once.

Hoodie

Kinda prefers thicc s/o’s tbh-

Will absolutely fight anyone for you.

Practically throw his entire wardrobe at you.

P l e a s e wear his clothes.

He just loves how your body looks while wearing them

Won’t compliment you constantly like others do

It’s not that he doesn’t want to

In fact, he might have to hold his tongue sometimes

He just doesn’t want to draw attention in case it’ll make you feel uncomfortable

He’ll do it in private though

Just really sweet and kind with his words tbh

And his touch for that matter

Did I mention his hands gives Slender a run for his money?

His hands both look AND feel nice

Not a common occurrence in these parts tbh

So those hands will feel nice running along your thighs and arms

Will 100% rub your tummy until you fall asleep.

Toby

He’ll fmcuckgin hug you aLL the time to feel your amazing body.

Sometimes you’ll wake up bc you can’t breathe.

Toby will be laying on top of you.

He was taught right by his mother to appreciate every aspect of a future s/o.

That’ll range from kissing your tummy and telling you you’re beautiful to running his hand down your leg to feel your soft skin.

Sometimes you catch him absent-mindedly rubbing your thigh when he’s distracted by something else bc it’s SOoThing tO HIm??

Honestly the cutest shit.

Kisses your soft cheeks and neck all the time.

When he's a lil sad, he knows being praised helps him feel better. 

So he’s gonna praise and compliment you all of the time to make sure you don’t have any self-conscious thoughts.

Toby has the best hugs; the kind where he picks you up and hugs you like a teddy bear.

And when he does that, you can get a GOOD whIFf of that COlOgNE??

fUck.

Kate!! bonuS!!

Kate is well fit, considering she literally runs for a living.

But honestly??

She’d prefer chub more than a lean s/o.

She just thinks you look better thicc and doesn’t explain why when you ask her.

But she’s chill when it comes to her surroundings tbh

So she won’t exactly notice your chub at first

She’s a little standoffish when it comes to compliments and that lovey-dovey stuff.

So when she does, she won’t comment or do anything that would bring attention to your thiccness.

But if she notices you standing in front of the mirror for a little too long, or overdressing for the weather she won’t be afraid to wrap her arms around you and call you amazing.

After that, she won’t stop touching you when she realizes how good it makes both sides feel when her s/o gets praised.

She has body insecurities as well, but more of being skinny.

She was skinny for most of her life, and Slender Sickness didn’t help. Anxiety does hell on burning fat.

So, both of you do well in keeping each other comfortable and safe in your own skin.

[dragon-stones]

Sleepy Pup and the Noisy Ones

Pairing: Winteriron + Bucky’s “son”     Rating: T Summary: Tony finds Frost napping on Bucky and he picks a bit of fun at the older man.

~~~~ “You, sure?” Tony asks, a brow raised. Frost has a habit of staying in the workshop for a good part of the day. If he liked his father better, then why is he in Tony's workshop? A smirk pulls on the man’s lips. “Maybe you're a glorified bed to him.”“Then I’m the best-glorified bed then.”

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“He’s very tired,” Bucky says as Tony enters the room, pulling a blanket over the small figure over against him.

Tony flops on the couch near Bucky and the small child that’s sleeping in his lap. The kid’s head is tucked against his neck, Bucky’s chin resting on the top of his head. The kid— Frost is taking his afternoon nap cuddled against his father. Tony has seen this very sense a few times before. Mostly through Friday’s cameras, but this is the second time Tony has seen this in person.

The first time was when Tony was getting himself a cup of coffee and found the two snoozing on the couch. He’d placed a blanket over them, got his coffee, and returned to his workshop.

“I can see. He’s completely hogging you.” Tony snorted, eyeing how Frost slept in Bucky’s lap. The kid did love to hog Bucky when he got the chance. Tony finds it amusing.

“He likes me better.” Bucky hummed.

“You, sure?” Tony asks, a brow raised. Frost has a habit of staying in the workshop for a good part of the day. If he liked his father better, then why is he in Tony's workshop? A smirk pulls on the man’s lips. “Maybe you're a glorified bed to him.”

“Then I’m the best-glorified bed then.” Bucky hums again. His body posture is relaxed like he doesn’t care about anything. This is the most relaxed Tony has seen Bucky. The most anyone would see in Bucky, possibility.

“And that’s why he likes me more.” Bucky pipes.

Frost shifts, his head now resting on Bucky’s shoulder flesh shoulder. Little snores can be heard from the slumbering child. The blanket had fallen to his waist and Bucky had made no move to cover the kid back up.

“Yeah, no. He likes me more—” Tony snorts. Bucky looks at him and raises a brow. He’s about to open his mouth and say something but a little voice cuts him off.

“Noisy.”

Frost lets out a small groan and lifts his head from Bucky’s shoulder. The boy looks around sleepy and yawns. Bucky hums, curling a flesh arm around the boy’s elbows and pulls him close. Frost kicks his legs out from the blanket and flops them into the space around him and Bucky. Once comfortable, Frost leans his head into Bucky’s shoulder again. The men watch as the child’s chest rises and falls, signaling that he’s back in dreamland.

“We woke the squirt up, didn’t we?” Tony let a shy smile pull on his lips. He didn’t mean to wake the kid up, but there are times where it does happen.

“A little. He’s sleeping now.” Bucky leaned into the couch and sighs. The weight of his son resting against his frame is pleasing. His soft breaths tickle Bucky’s neck and the boy’s snoring is music to his ears.

“He still likes me better.” Tony chuckles, causing Bucky to roll his eyes. Both know that Tony can go on and on over this. And so can Bucky.

“No, he likes me better,” Bucky smirks, though his voice is a whisper.

Tony opened his mouth to say something, but the sound of heels clicking stopped both men. Looking up, Bucky sees Pepper striding into the room. Bucky knew something was up when Pepper was here in person. She is the CEO of Stark Industries and thus, is a very busy woman.

“Hush.” Pepper snipped when Tony went to greet her. Bucky sighed and leaned his cheek into the fuzzy hair of his child. He turned his eyes to the woman and silently asks her what’s up. She hums for a moment, then says; “He’s sleeping and you two are loud. I can hear you from the other side of the tower.”

A joke. Bucky knew that he and Stark weren’t that loud! Friday would have said something. Or have told one of the new Avengers— like Carol or Rhodey— and have them investigate. Bothering Pepper is a no-go unless it’s an emergency.

“Sorry, Pep,” Tony says with a smile on his lips. He knew it’s a joke. Pepper is most likely there to inform him of something about SI. Like a meeting or paperwork that needs to be signed.

“He’s a heavy sleeper. Steve can’t even wake him.” Bucky says, his voice muffled by Frost’s hair.

“Let the boy nap in peace.” Pepper hums, her tone soft. Bucky noticed this. Bucky knows that Pepper has been trying to help him with Frost, he even thinks she’s growing a soft spot for him. She turns to Tony and says, “You have a press conference at 7 pm tonight, Tony. do not be late. I also need you to look at these files.”

She sets a folder of papers on the table next to Stark and eyes the man down until he picks it up. Bucky has to admire how she’s able to get this man to do anything without many words. Tony grumbled something and Pepper nodded. She turns and leaves, but not without reminding Tony to not be late for the conference.

Bucky didn’t bother wondering what the papers are or what the conference is for. Most of the stuff that he is told ended up going over his head.

“Yeah, I’m not going to be on time.” Tony grunts as he sets the folder of papers back on the table. Bucky can tell he doesn’t look too pleased.

“Darling, really?” Bucky deadpans, “Give her a break, Stark. She does so much for us.”

Tony stared at the other like he grew a second head. Tony stark being late is the embodiment of Tony that everyone knows and loves. An early Tony would draw some suspicion. But something in Bucky’s eyes told the small man to not argue with him. So, Tony sighs and gives in. “Okay, okay. I’ll be thirty minutes late. Not an hour like normal.”

“I’m not saving you from an angry CEO,” Bucky says. The man wrapped his arms around the child against him and stood up. “Now, I’m going to take Frost to his bed.”

Bucky begins to head to the elevator. But stops when he feels a hand on a not so appropriate place. He turns his head and eyes the hand on his buttstocks. Really, Tony? Copping a feel, now? Bucky glared at the man and swung his hips out of Tony’s reach. Much to the other’s disappointment. He even whined when Bucky moved from his reach.

“Fine! Guess I’ll get ready.” Tony pouts. He watches Bucky stride to the elevator, those glorious thighs powering each step. Once the man and his son had left the room, Tony whistled. “Damn, he’s thicc. With two c’s.”

“Boss, as much as you would like to ogle at Mr. Barnes’s thickness, you have a conference to prepare for.” Friday’s voice cuts through Tony’s thoughts of how nice Barnes’ thighs are.

“Sorry, Sweetpea. But I can’t help it.” Tony chuckles, getting up from the couch. He did have a conference to prepare for.

“I’m aware.”

Tony was late to his conference as normal.

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Things I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say

I graduated!!! So have the list of things I’ve overheard at school!

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- "I stopped using anal beads... (muffled conversation)"

- "Why would you even kill a prostitute in the first place?"

- One bro to his bro friend "dude stop sucking dicks"

- "What did we do in math?" "Smoke weed."

- "He doesn't eat paper anymore it doesn't taste good."

- "You look like a lesbian." "What does a lesbian look like?" "You."

- "You look like an old math teacher."

- "Have you ever sent noodles?"

- "Thanks mom."

- "Do you like tacos or hotdogs?"

- "Do you think i'd memorize it if I ate the paper?"

- "What's up my dick-sucking whore?" *sucking noise*

- "Forgive me heavenly father, for I have sinned." "Why?" "I wrote 1,555 words of smut last night." "Oh."

- "He eats his poop!"

- "Fidget and chill"

- "Oh I thought that was a duck but it was really a rock."

- "You can always shower but you can't shower when you're dead."

- "I thought it was a chicken but it was just a fire hydrant."

- "Don't touch me I don't want your diseases."

- "Is that arm dead? No it's alive."

- "Just want to make sure, tacos and burritos are already in Spanish right?"

- "People are like sandwiches." “Elaborate?” “No.”

- "All I drink is nuts."

- *in Snape's voice* "Comó te llamas, Potter?"

- "I don't trust anyone who kicks bread."

- "Remind me to kill myself in ten minutes."

- "Wait, are Italian people white?!" "Yes." "Oh."

- "Don't call me bro I'm not your brother."

- "I love the Nintendo Gods™"

- "You look so good - eat my ass"

- Listening to the "Be More Chill" soundtrack: "I hate country music"

- "You're gonna become a professional guitar? Let me know how that goes."

- "It looks like Saturday today!"

- "Hey there, malignant tumor."

- *the bell is ringing* “Is the bell ringing?”

- *gives a penny i found to my friend” “Thanks, now I can finally buy my yacht.”

- “You guys know how to make cake? I once boiled an egg and it exploded.”

- “What does the V stand for” “Vasectomy.”

- “The clitoris is not located on the leg.”

- “What’s up bro?” “Not my grades”

- “He has a butt. I ate the butt.”

- “I went to an ocean once.”

- “Can I borrow your eyes for a second?”

- “Mine hasn’t eaten a cat yet.”

- “I will slap you with a taco.”

- “It’s report card night today!” “Who is Japartard?”

- “So I was eating mini oreos in the bathtub...”

- “I finally figured out how to do that Poptropica mission thing.”

- “Do blind people use echolocation?”

- “THANOS DEMANDS YOUR FUCKING SILENCE!”

- “Thanos can suck my ass.”

- “King-Fucking-Julien making an appearance on Instagram! Ugh, daddy.”

- “In the Bee Movie, did the lady fall in love with the bee?” “Yeah, that’s the whole premise of the movie.”

- “What if there was an inverse sandwich? Like... the bread is on the inside and the ham is on the outside?”

- “Elon Musk is my dad.”

- “Is anyone Catholic in here?” “No I’m Chinese.”

- “There’s a baby over there!” (multiple gasps of excitement) “With the lady pushing the baby cart!”

- “Whale sharks are thicc.”

- “The luxurious key of B flat”

- “This is my son, Stove.”

- “My blueberry ran away.”

- “People in the LGBT community we’re generally associated with Communists.” “Well, guess I’m a Communist.”

- “Spoons are just bowls on sticks.” “Holy shit.”

- “Abe Lincoln or Babe Lincoln?”

- “Tomorrow is Meme Day so if you don’t dress up you’ll fail all your classes.”

- “If you made a documentary about dogs would you call it a dogumentary?”

- “I smell bullshit.” “I smell ass.”

- “How do you break an avocado??”

- “Look at this nice twig.” “That’s a nice-ass twig.”

- A magician pulled out 3 cups. My friend immediately said: “Shots!”

- “Never have I ever bullied someone.” “Does myself count?”

- “We were dissecting cats and the teacher literally started playing that ASPCA commercial.”

- *Puts a pillbug upright* “That’s my act of kindness for the day I’m done”

- “No shut up I’m not going vegan for you”

- “It’s gonna let all liquidy bro!”

- “Vegans say nuts have protein to make themselves feel good.”

- “Do you remember the vine where the guy throws the tater tot at the guy’s butthole?”

- “One of my tastebuds is falling off.”

- “My blood pressure could not be any higher.”

- “Who the fuck takes a bite out of an onion?”

- “Be a detective so you can win the detective competition.”

- “Why does this store sell so many weapons?” “These are Harry Potter wands.”

- “I dropped my wallet on the floor of the Disney store and it was covered in glitter when I picked it up.”

- “They’re in between middle-aged and old.”

- “You see the sign that says yeet? Yeah, right above that”

- “Danger! Danger! Nick Jonas!”

- *while driving* “This guy is so close to me right now and if I suddenly stop he’s going right up my butt and I don’t think we’ve reached that level of a relationship yet.”

- “Is Caillou asian?”

- “That bird is Jesus.”

- “I peed on his neck.”

- “Boba Fett is gay, there is canonical proof.”

- “Dua Loopa ‘round this dick”

- “Horses have the fattest quads”

- “What’s America’s penis?”

- ���You should have a superpower where you can place trash cans wherever you want. You’d be called White Trash!!”

- “Jesus, that car just farted!!”

- “What’s the purpose of eyebrows?”

- “What are you good at?” “Breathing. Wait, just kidding, I have asthma”

- “I will strip for you”

- “Oh, so you’re from one of those square states, huh?”

- “This weather makes me want to kill myself” “All weather makes me want to kill myself”

- “Ants can’t get to the second floor! Ants don’t know how to use stairs!”

- “Yo bro you have ADHD?” “Yeah bro join the club” “Where can I sign up?” “It’s not an actual club dumbass.”

A bunch of 5th graders are outside the window:

- “[Teacher’s Name] you’ll scare them. Show them a math problem” “They look so happy and full of life. I wonder what that’s like.”

- “Do you follow wherever your dick goes?” “It’s not a compass!!!”

- “California is not furry central!!”

- “I’m afraid of those.” “Whisks?” “No, tongue rings.”

- “Hail is just mean snow.”

- “I think it’s Mardi Gras.” “I’ve never heard of that. Is it a white holiday?”

- “This school is on AIDS.” “I don’t think you can be on AIDS.”

- “Do they have any animals in Europe?”

- “Do any of you want to donate blood?” “I don’t want anybody to have my blood. I worked hard for it!”

- *angrily* “You’ve played patty cake every day for the last week for 20 minutes!!”

- “Big boobs aren’t the only thing that is good, all things are good.”

- “You got herps?”

- “I’m so done with high school.” “Why?” “Some guy right in front of me just threw up!!”

- “They’re taking my teeth!!!!”

- “Oh, it’s egg!”

- *guy opens a tampon* “It’s a popsicle!!!”

- “I’m so good at this game. No matter how hard I try I can never fai- oop never mind I failed.”

- “Okay so, Yee.”

- “I need to put a sticker on my camera for, like, hackers, but I’m lonely”

- *at a trampoline* “Wait omg!! I’m going to lay face down and you can jump so I can fly into the air!!!” “Yeah!!! That’ll be fun!!!” .. “shit my nose is bleeding”

- “I’m going to try to avoid contracting tapeworm in the Denny’s parking lot”

- “Does size matter in hand modeling?”

[18silverwolf]

Theo Raeken Imagines: Imagine 31: Lying Poisons The Heart

(A/n: This Imagine was requested by BeautifulMax2001  Hope you enjoy it.)

WARNING MILD SMUT IN THIS IMAGINE. ILL PUT A WARNING SIMILAR TO THIS ONE BEFORE IT BEGINS.

Max Stilinski is Stiles twin sister who has long blonde curly hair and blues eyes. her height is 5'6 and wears glasses and slim thicc.  Max has a close relationship with Scott and Lydia who are like a brother and sister to her.  Max's best friend is Liam however Liam is dating Hayden and Max and Hayden don't get along at all.

Max and Theo have been dating since the first day Theo arrived in beacon hills. You were currently sitting with the pack on the couch in Scott's house. Waiting for Scott and Stiles to hurry up and tell us what was going on. Suddenly they came into the room.

Max's POV:

"what is going on?" Lydia asked "Theo Raeken is working for the Dread Doctors" Stiles said Lydia and everyone looked at me, However when I heard those words I snapped my head up and looked at them. "Wait what you are telling me that my boyfriend is helping the dread doctors torture and experiment on innocent people?" I asked standing up. "Max everything is pointing towards Theo" Stiles said. I walked out of the house and went to find Theo i need to hear it from him, I need the truth.

20 minutes later: Still Max's POV:

After leaving Scott's house I drove towards Theo's house. A soon as I arrived at Theo's house I saw his Truck parked in the driveway. I got out of my car and walked up towards his front door and knocked only for Theo to answer the door.

"Hey babe what's up?" he asked as he opened the door wider and allowed you to walk into the room. "Is it true Theo? Are you really working for the Dread doctors?" I asked as I crossed my arms and looked at him "look Max I don't want to hurt you and I know that what I have to say next is going to hurt you but I need you to know that everything we have been through the past few months was all true nothing was a lie" he said "God damn it Theo just answer the question" I said as I was trying to hold back tears.

Please God please be it all a lie please tell me my lover isn't not on the wrong side I thought to myself.

The next words that came out of his mouth made my heart break into a million pieces that not even glue could fix.

"Yes" he replied as he looked down. "We are over, don't talk to me don't come near me" I said as the tears I was holding back fell freely down my face.

I walked passed him only for him to reach out and try and grab me before he could I ran out and ran towards my car getting in and driving away never looking back at the boy I once... Loved.

A few weeks later: Narrator's pov:

Max has been locked away in her room. Only letting three people in to talk to her one being Lydia her best friend / sister Scott and her dad Sheriff Stilinski.

She didn't want to talk to her brother in fear that he was going to lecture her about him being right about the boy she once trusted.

However today she was visited by Lydia and Scott who wanted to inform her that they were going to be sending Theo to hell.

Max didn't say a word hell she didn't even blink when they told her this information she started blankly at her bedroom door. Once Scott and Lydia didn't get a reaction or response from Max they walked out of her room and back down to the living room where the rest of the pack were.

Skip to summer time: Max's POV:

Once Theo and I broke up the pack sent him to hell but I didn't want to be a witness to sending the boy I thought I loved to hell.

But that was in the past right now I was sitting at a bar with a fake id saying that I was 22 years of age. But that wasn't the case. You see after everything that went down with Theo I decided to numb the pain by going to bars and getting drunk and then sleeping around with men.

Except tonight wasn't any different fight now I'm sitting at the bar drinking my 10th drink of lemon lime and bitters mixed with vodka.

When a good looking guy came and sat beside me. He order a drink and looked over towards me and smiled. I acted as if I wasn't interested however I definitely was interested.

"Hi my name is Douglas, yours is?" He said breaking the silence "Max" I replied bluntly "well Max, what's a pretty girl like you doing in a bar like this?" He asked as he took as sip from his drink "To forget about a few things".

He smiled at me and replied "aren't we all" he said. A few more drinks later we ended up in a cab and on the way to his however once we were in the cab he smashed his lips to mine and pulled onto his lap. Only breaking the kiss to ask me one simple question "how old are?" He asked as his lips were swollen.

I wasn't going to tell him I was 16 years old so I lied "I'm 22" I replied before slamming my lips back to his. He licked my bottom lip asking for entrance so I teasingly declined which only made him squeeze my ass which took me by surprise and I opened my mouth for him to enter.

WARNING MILD SMUT AT THIS POINT PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

Once we arrived at his house he pinned me up against his front door our lips never leaving. He finally opened the door to the house. The next thing i know We are in his bedroom completely naked and I smirked at Douglas before pushing him onto the bed, before getting on top of him and kissing his neck, sucking and biting his neck looking for his sweet spot when suddenly he let out a loud moan which turned me on more.

I smirked against his neck before leaving a trail of kisses down from his neck and down his chest, down to his stomach leaving a hickey on his v line. before moving down towards his penis, i decided to tease him. I kissed all the way from his base to the tip of his penis. "Stop Teasing Max, and do something" Douglas said frustrated. I smirked before taking him in my mouth. I hollowed my cheeks as i took him into my mouth, I started to bob my head up and down while swirling my tongue around the tip of his dick.  

By Now Douglas was a moaning mess, "UGH Max I am going to cum" He moaned out. I decided to stop giving him a blow job and went back up and kissed him. "Damn Max why didn't you let me finish in your mouth?" "What fun would that be?" I asked as i smirked at him. He flipped me over and started to kiss my neck but before he could leave any marks on me i flipped him back over and slid him in side of me. He was Huge, I sat there for a minute with him in side of me.

after a few minutes I started to rock back and forth on him. He grabbed my hips and helped me move faster. Suddenly we were both a moaning mess. "Max I'm going to cum" he moaned as He moved my hips so our hips met. "me too" I replied as I started to pant. we both came at the same time, I felt his hot liquid inside of me. I pulled him out of me and laid down beside him.

End of smut

A few weeks after Back at school:

Liam, Stiles, Scott, Lydia and I were all sitting in the library when a good looking guy walked in. He was walking over towards us when I noticed who he was Douglas. I looked at him wide eyed because i haven't seen him since the night I left his house after our one night stand, He looked at me as well.

This was sure going to be Awkward. "Liam Just wondering if you have finished your history assignment?" Mr Garrett Douglas said. He flicked his eyes towards me but I avoided all eye contact with him.

"Who is he?" I asked pretending to be curious "That's our new history teacher" Liam said, I just nodded. "Okay well i gotta go to the art room so i'll catch up with you guys later" I replied as i gathered my things and walked down the hall. I wasn't looking where i was going and bumped into someone. "Omg i am so sorry" I said as i looked up only to be meet by Douglas.

"We need to talk" Douglas said as he pulled me into a empty classroom. "So what are you doing here?" Douglas asked "Well you see I actually go to this school, I lied about my age the night that we... well you know" I replied awkwardly, Douglas looked at me not saying anything, "Let's just forget about that night like it never happened" I said as i bit my lip while looking at him "I agree" He replied as he nodded. He left the classroom, leaving me stand there.

later that night I was sitting with Liam on the Bleachers when he said something that made me widen my eyes. "So you slept withe Douglas didn't you?" he said "Um what no" I said "Don't bother lying to me Max I know you better then anyone" he replied while he raised an eyebrow at me "okay fine i slept with during the summer okay" i replied.

Suddenly Liam brought up a topic i never thought i would have to talk about ever again. "We have to bring Theo back he's the only one that knew the dread doctors better then everyone" He said i just nodded not knowing what to say.

later that night I was sitting on the couch next to Lydia at Scott's  house  while Scott, Stiles were talking to Douglas in the kitchen when Suddenly Liam and Hayden walked into the house, but they had a person behind them someone I thought I would never see again Theo.

I stood up and Theo went to make a move towards me however Douglas stood in between us and stood in front of me in a protective stance. Theo looked at me confused but he backed off. I looked down and walked up stairs to Scott's room. I needed to get away from everyone just for a second and clear my head. I never thought i would have to face Theo again and seeing him again.

I was sitting on the floor with my head in my hands with my back against Scott's bed when someone sat down beside me. "So is he your new boyfriend?" the voice that i recognised as Theo's asked. "No" I replied "But you have slept with him right?" He asked "yes but how did you know that?" I asked as i lifted my head from my hands and looked at Theo. "because i know you better then anyone and by the way that he was protecting you down stairs was a dead give away." he replied. I just nodded and looked at Theo.

"look Max i know i lied to you about not working with the dread doctors and that but i never lied to you about the love i had for you and i understand if you cant forgive me but i want you to know that i love you and i always will no matter what" he said as he laced his fingers with mine, i looked down at our hands and i started to remember what it was like when i was with him. "Maybe after everything has settled down we can work things out" I said as i pulled my hand away from his. I stood up and left the room and sat down beside Lydia who whispered "Are you okay?" I just nodded at her as a reply.

Later that week:

We figured out who was behind the Ghost Riders "Its Douglas hes been behind it the whole time" Scott said "Wow Max you really have bad taste in men, you always choose the bad guys" Liam said "Shut up Liam" "Yea Max you really do have bad taste in men" Stiles said i looked at everyone "Wait how do you all know?" I asked "We knew from the minute Douglas walked into the library and then when he was protective over you when Theo came back it just proved our suspicion" Scott replied "Great" i replied as i rolled my eyes. Theo just looked at me and Smiled knowing that eventually i would forgive him.

The end

Hope you guys enjoy this imagine it is 2253  words.

BeautifulMax2001 i hope you enjoy it sorry that it took a bit longer then i thought it would Thank you for requesting this imagine.

SW out... Peace

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Winter Begonia episode 32 recap

We start with Lin Danqiu getting hit up for money by the thugs once more, but now his sister, Zeng Aiyu witnesses the exchange. Upon his return to their apartment, she asks about it, wanting to know if he got himself into trouble again. He replies no, claiming these people are old buddies who are short of money after gambling. She seems to believe it and I am like, are you fucking stupid? You really believed that lie? She is incredibly naive for someone, a far cry from the woman we first saw in Beiping. Well apparently she can sense these people are up to no again, so maybe she is not that easily duped. Lin Danqiu reassures that once SXR finishes his performance at the Hanxiang Troupe, they will leave, so don’t think too much about these scoundrels. That makes her happy and she tells him she will book their tickets back home, so he would not back down again. He tells her that once they return to their ancestral home in Yunnan, he will clean it up, then find her a husband to marry.  She is like, big bro, you need to find me a sister-in-law first before setting me up for marriage! He’s like fine, as long as we are not separated again, everything is hokie dokie. Such a nice sibling moment.

Outside in the rain, our Er Ye is waiting patiently in his car for his bae. Said bae finally emerges out of the theater, and Er Ye calls out for his wifey to get inside the carriage. Ahh, he is so protective of his wifey.  Rui Rui invites Lin Danqiu for a ride, but the man declines, stating that his sister will come and bring him an umbrella. Damn, he really likes his meimei.  Rui Rui is a bit envious at all the attention Linzi is getting from his meimei and I am like, Rui Rui, you have a fine thicc daddy doing the same for you! Oh, he actually recognizes that he is equally lucky since he has a fine sugar daddy.  Said sugar daddy is like, well, I will do all of these as long as you don’t beat me to death.  AHAHAHAHA. Oh, the meimei is here and all the men turn to see her.  Oh shit, Er Ye sees who this famed meimei and realizes that is Fengyi’s mom and the cause of his troubles. Lin Danqiu introduces Aiyu to Er Ye and you can guess her reaction.  Meanwhile, Rui Rui sees the pendant on her neck and his eyes widened since it looks a lot like his. Not to raise any suspicion, she acts as if she doesn’t know CFT and tells him she has heard much about him from her brother.  He gets the hint and greets her as if it was the first time they’ve met. Rui Rui stares at her intently and Aiyu notices. 

Er Ye tells Boss Lin they are leaving while Rui Rui seems affected.  Aiyu is equally affected by her reunion with CFT. Rui Rui is rubbing his pendant, lost in thoughts when Er Ye tells Lin Danqiu’s sister name. Rui Rui gets out of his reverie to ask Er Ye to repeat himself. Er Ye obliges not noticing that his bae is distracted. Rui Rui asks who Zeng Aiyu is and Er Ye reveals that’s sperm donor Fan Lian’s mistress and Fengyi’s bio mom.  Rui Rui is stunned, but more than he should, which surprises Er Ye, wondering why his bae has such a strong reaction.  Rui Rui keeps silence, but at night, he seems to have a bad dream while holding his pendant. We see again the footage and see baby Rui Rui walking with his little sister.  He breaks off with his family to watch the opera, but once the opera is over, he goes out to look for them and can’t find anyone. OH NO! POOR BABY. 

The newspaper boy announces the opening show is sold out.  Er Ye calls out the boy to purchase a copy. Rui Rui seems to be pensive while Er Ye tells him about the article, which is apparently more flowery than anything Du Qi would write.  LOL, I can imagine Du Qi yelling at Er Ye for that comment. Er Ye turns to Rui Rui and notices his bae is not paying attention.  He gently taps his head with the newspaper to get him out of his reverie. Rui Rui tells him nothing is wrong. 

 At the theater’s backstage area, we see Rui Rui as the White Snake, which btw, is the main lead of this story, which means top billing. Boss Wang comments that Rui Rui’s presence has drawn 60% more people than before.  Rui Rui comments only 60%? Boss Wang reassures him it’s a good thing considering how Kunqu’s popularity is dwindling. Rui Rui asks about Er Ye, missing his bae. Boss Wang tells him Er Ye went to take care of the reporters.  Rui Rui pouts and says that Er Ye likes to do those unnecessary and excessive stuff instead of keeping him company.  Boss Wang laughs. Rui Rui asks why and...Ok, the next line is one of those line that made me want to throw my phone outside because of how ludicrous it is.  So, Boss Wang comments that despite Rui Rui and Er Ye being close in age (btw, Rui Rui is 25, so Er Ye should be close to mid 30s), their relationship seem that of father-son. GTFO with this ish!!!! OPENING YOUR FREAKING EYES, THEY ARE LOVERS.  L-O-V-E-R-S.  Give me a moment so I can get out of this rage bit.  Alright, Rui Rui replies that he could never have such a serious son and that is hilarious. Boss Wang slightly redeems himself by commenting that Er Ye takes good care of his wifey, thinking about him in everything he does, even calling Boss Wang to tell him about the theater and even tell him about the braised pork shoulder Rui Rui loves to eat before his performance. Boss Wang asks if there is anyone in this world that is this meticulous in taking care of his wifey.  WELP, Er Ye has set the bar too high, how am I going to find a man like this????? Boss Wang continues commenting how Rui Rui persists in doing things his own way and aren’t afraid of anything, like low tickets sales for his Kunqu Opera. However, when he runs into problems, he goes to his husband and discuss the matter with him, and in turn, Er Ye always makes the decision for him.  Boss Wang conclusion is that it is like a kid talking to his elders at home. DAFUQ.  NO bish, this is like a married couple discussing and coming up with solution together.  This is like a husband doting on his pretty little husband.  This is like a man utterly in love who would do everything for his soulmate.  GEEZUS XRIST. Rui Rui replies the way Boss Wang puts it is something he has never heard before and I nod in agreement.  LOL, Rui Rui says he got the short stick in this arrangement.  Leave it to Rui Rui to bring levity in an otherwise ridiculous conversation. I sometime ponder why others are not able to see the love between the two.  Are they too blind? Ugh, whatever. Someone comes to let them know it is showtime and we get to see Rui Rui trademark quirk, calling out Little White Snake fairy.  

While they sing, the other performers comment how faultless their performance is. Lin Danqiu is in full costume, probably playing the White Snake husband or the monk, I am unsure. Another performer comments he has never heard such an amazing rendition of Broken Bridge, but Linzi shushes them. Hmm, it looks like he wishes to continue as an opera performer.  Oh well.  Meanwhile, Zeng Aiyu waits outside, not even bothering to come see her brother perform.  Geezus Xrist. Sorry, but as a performer, a musician, I would be heartbroken to see my family not bothering to support me in my endeavor.  Knowing my parents actually likes what I do, gives me the emotional support that I need.  Anyhoo, her prejudice is keeping her from seeing the sacrifice her brother did to get where he is.  

Back in the backstage area, Boss Wang comments that Rui Rui does not seem to happy. Rui Rui comments that whenever he performs the opera, he felt something was not quite right.  Boss Wang comments the performance was impeccable. Rui Rui tells him the problem is with the audience not responding the way they should at the right cues. He thought he had made a mistake and they were booing.  While Lin Danqiu enters the room, Boss Wang tells him the reason why Broken Bridge was successful the last time he perform with Fairy Godmother was due to Liu Hanyu’s love of Kunqu, thus people not wanting to be on his bad side were far more enthused.  However, in Shanghai, the situation is not the same, and shows how Kunqu is losing its place in the opera circles.  Much like any music, they have their rise and fall, but it has nothing to do with the ju’er’s talent. Lin Danqiu tries to reassure his junior uncle, telling him that as long as people are willing to buy tickets and watch, is enough, don’t bother with their reactions. He also tells him that Rui Rui’s presence drew a big audience, something that wouldn’t happen if it was anyone else and if he were to sing Beijing Opera, it would definitely be a huge draw/full house. Rui Rui slams the table and agrees with Lin Danqiu, however, he is still insistent on singing Kunqu and try to renew the audience interest in it.  Oh my baby, I have a feeling it’s a lost cause. Er Ye finally shows up and Rui Rui asks where hubby has been all this time. Er Ye responds that he was staying outside waiting for him to finish. He invites all three to come and eat at the restaurant, but Lin Danqiu announces that he will be leaving soon with his meimei.  Rui Rui sounds sad, but I have a feeling it has nothing to do with Linzi.  Lin Danqiu tells him that he had initially wanted to accompany Rui Rui during all of his performances but his sister can’t wait. Sigh, I cannot say that I like Zeng Aiyu much, especially her imposing on her brother and taking away his dream to perform with Rui Rui. Oh My GOD, pouty Rui Rui!!! They meet up with Zeng Aiyu and Lin Danqiu bids his adieu to our couple. Aiyu nods to Er Ye, a silent greeting that hides a lot of mitigated emotions. Rui Rui looks at Aiyu intently, which gets Er Ye to comments and misunderstand the gaze that Rui Rui can’t take his eyes from a beauty. COUGH, Er Ye, you do know the only beauty Rui Rui has eyes for is you! Rui Rui throws a temper tantrum and tells him he is not going to eat, instead wanting to go home. Ohhh, baby is mad. Er Ye tells him he was only joking. 

We see him sleeping restlessly again, holding on to the pendant.  The same dream is playing.  After the opera is over, we see a little Rui Rui standing alone, calling out for his parents.  Damn, this is too sad. Seriously, why didn’t the parents just waited for the crowd to disperse to find their son? They just left to look for him elsewhere? I don’t get it.  The next day, hubby is waiting for him for breakfast and notice his wifey is not up yet.  He calls out to him, telling him he has prepared his favorite dishes.  OH MY GOD, SO DOMESTICATED.  Noticing there are no response, Er Ye is worried, since Rui Rui would never ignore food. He goes to the room, but it is empty. OHHHH, where could Rui Rui be?

We see him standing outside a building looking sad.  Oh, it is where Lin Danqiu and Zeng Aiyu is living.  As soon as Lin Danqiu leaves, he approaches Aiyu and gazes upon her pendant.  She asks why is he here? For her brother? She tells him he just missed him.  He replies that he is here for her.  She is surprised to hear that and asks if CFT sent him to look for her.  She tells him that CFT does not have to worry about her breaking her promise about Fengyi.  She tells him that her and ‘brother’ will be leaving for Yunnan and won’t ever cross path with anyone from her recent past. Rui Rui reveals he didn’t come for CFT.  He tells her that CFT never mentioned she had a biological brother.  She chuckles and tells him CFT doesn’t know everything about her, since their relationship wasn’t so deep. Rui Rui also tells her he’s not here for the baby.  She’s like, hmmm, why are you here then? He tells her he is here to help coax Lin Danqiu to remain in the opera since Shanghai does not have many good young ju’er.  To give up all the sacrifice he made over a decade would be a pity. Yeah, I doubt that will work Rui Rui, despite how adorable you look. Zeng Aiyu replies that she remembers Fan Lian telling her that Rui Rui was an opera addict, but reproach him for intruding into her family affairs because of it.  She adds that even though her family has declined, it was written in the ancestral code that no descendent of Zeng is allowed to enter Liyuan.  Damn! The prejudice runs deep! Her anger towards opera performers is also due to her childhood.  He asks why.  She tells him that when she was a child, her and her brother came with their parents to visit relatives.  Due to watching opera, she lost her big brother.  It took 12 years, to find him and during that time, her family fell apart.  So when she hears the noises associated with opera, her heart is filled of hatred. Ok, let’s pause here. When she went to the theater with Fan Lian, trying to seduce Er Ye, didn’t she know she was actually going to watch opera? Like, she could have declined, but she went anyway.  It seems only when she heard the awful treatment opera performers underwent as training that she seems to be upset.  Anyhoo, it is a bit weird. Rui Rui seems affected to hear about the family falling apart and asks about it. She reveals that only her and her older brother are left.  She informs him that after she lost her brother, their mother became ill and never recovered, dying the year after.  When she was 16, her father passed. 

This greatly affects Rui Rui who learns that not only he has found his sister but that his parents died without ever giving him a chance to see him.  I bet if they were alive, they would probably realize Lin Danqiu is not their kid, but oh well. He ask what if her brother isn’t willing to leave the opera troupe, and you can tell he is asking for himself not Danqiu. She tells him it won’t happen since fake brother has already quit Hanxiang Troupe and they are going back to Yunnan. Rui Rui replies, what if fake brother changes his mind because he really loves the opera. Wait, is he talking about himself or fake brother? Zeng Aiyu is incensed and tells him that she will harshly scold and terminate their sibling relationship.  

Well, it looks like the happy reunion is never going to happen Rui Rui. She notices the sadness and heartbreak on his face, but mistake it for fear, as if Rui Rui was scared of her reaction. She apologizes to him and tells him she was simply teasing. Yeah, that didn’t look like teasing at all. She reveals that instead of her trying to convince fake brother to quit, he decided upon himself to do so. Shanghai bund is full of glitter and money, all vices that can corrupt a young man like him who has been living in that kind of environment that encourages fame and money.  Geez, was your family saintly or something.  I guess you had to be to be to make the least amount of effort to look for your child. Oh well, I digress. She tells him that once they return, she can have a simple life, open a small business with fake brother and live a moral life. Gurl, you weren’t that sinless in Beiping.  Whatever, she seems to blame the glitz of these urban centers for her misfortune, but not the bad decisions that her and her family prior did.  Seriously, based on Rui Rui’s dream, I cannot get over the fact the family did not move heaven and earth to look for him. If you knew that he had went to watch the opera singer, why not wait for the crowd to leave to find him.  He stay put until the show was over! Dafuq! She wants to put all of her past behind and start anew, but you can tell it is ripping Rui Rui apart.  Knowing that his only family rejects his passion, his only joie de vivre (well apart from Er Ye), is clearly crushing him and he can’t say anything about it. He changes a bit the subject, talking about the pendant.  She tells him its the family heirloom; when they were young, her and her brother broke it when they were fooling around. Their grandmother had practically divined that breaking the pendant was akin to breaking their family fortune, which came true in a sense.  Their grandmother gave them each a piece, in the hope it will protect them.  However, it didn’t seem to do them any good since her brother still got lost.  Well...Ugh, I won’t even bother. Rui Rui asks if Lin Danqiu has a piece as well and of course she replies that he has lost his.  Not really honey, since he is a fake brother and your real one still carries his close to his chest. GAH, I can’t.  Rui Rui is broken at this moment and I just want to hold him. I am mad because his family did a piss poor job looking for him, his sister is basically rejecting him, mistaking another man for her brother, like wtf? Can you tell the lack of resemblance between you and Lin Danqiu, Zeng Aiyu.  Like, it is one of my biggest gripe in most dramas, especially Asian dramas that feature long lost siblings.  Usually, siblings look similar.  Even if they don’t look similar, they would have inherited some of their parents traits.  Can’t you tell that Lin Danqiu looks nothing like you or your parents? I don’t get it. Gaahhhh, I am frustrated for my baby. Zeng Aiyu asks why he is so interests in her business.  He tells her that he is simply intrigued.  Can we give Andrew Yin Zheng an award for portraying Rui Rui’s restraint form?  HIs maturity has taken leaps and bounds, especially in this situation where he realizes the gain and loss he experiences in a matter of minutes. I feel the enormity of his pain that he cannot let out, having to keep mum which could break an otherwise weak man. Gah, I am crying right now. He tells his bio sister that Er Ye had shared how Fengyi’s name came from the pendant, and also bring out the fact the baby’s name was changed from Fengwei to Fengyi due to the Beiping pronunciation of tail is Yi as in Jia Yi Bing Ding, not Wei, which is probably the way Shanghainese pronounce it. He tells her that he was the one who changed it, and I can hear the pride swell in his heart as he realized that he has renamed his own niece. GAHHHH, I am crying again. She takes a moment to repeat the new name, which makes her smile and cry, telling him it sounds good.  She then says that she should thank CFT for taking care of the baby. She asks how her baby is doing and Rui Rui is quick to let her know how obedient and well his niece is.  He also tells her that hubby and his niece are staying with him at Shuiyin House, but I don’t think she cares to hear, still elated to hear about the well-being of her baby.

Rui Rui is walking in the rain which looks like it is masking his tears and washing away his pain (or trying to). Meanwhile, hubby is drinking, clearly unhappy that his wifey is somewhere else without telling him.  He check his watch, and judging from the dark skies, it’s been a while Rui Rui has disappeared.  Er Ye paces as he wait for his bae.  Rui Rui returns, although we do not see that, and shares with worried hubby that Zeng Aiyu is his real bio sister.  Rui Rui is wearing his white garment and wait...is that..Er Ye’s coat?! KYAAAAAAAAAA.  I cannot with the “they are so married” imagery. STAHP SHOW. He pulls out his pendant and shows it to hubby, telling him he’s been wearing it since he was a child. Er Ye looks at it while Rui Rui shares that he went to see her to take a look. Her pendant and his are a perfect match; his is the head of the phoenix while hers is the tail. Er Ye comments it is too much of a coincidence, then realizes Fengyi is his bae’s biological niece. He asks about Lin Danqiu and what his place in all this.  Is he another sibling that Rui Rui doesn’t know? Rui Rui tells him that’s the issue, he doesn’t remember having a younger brother. He wants Er Ye to help him figure out the connection between Zeng Aiyu and Lin Danqiu, how they came about to believe they are siblings. Like a good doting hubby, Er Ye says yes and asks if Rui Rui has any leads.  He tells him the information he gathered via the performers of Hanxiang Troupe, like the fact that Zeng Aiyu paid off fake brother’s debts to a loan shark called Six Brother. Ohh, Er Ye realizes why she got pregnant and sold Fengyi. This is fucked up. Rui Rui stands up wanting to talk to that Sixth Brother, but Er Ye stops him, asking if he even knows where to find that guy.  Rui Rui tells him he has a mouth under nose, aka he can go around and ask. Er Ye being the voice of logic tells him how is he going to find someone he has no information upon.  By the time he finds out the correct Sixth Brother, both his bio sister and the fake brother will be long gone to Yunnan. Desperate Rui Rui asks what he should do; Er Ye tells him it is too late, but in the morning he will ask his friends at the police station to find out for him. Impatient, Rui Rui sits him down, takes the phone and begs him to call his friend now. Hmmm, their positions are quite suggestive as Rui Rui is on the ground, on his knees, while Er Ye is sitting, as if waiting for bae to give him.....wait, I am getting sidetracked. Er Ye comments how Rui Rui had previously stated that he didn’t care much about his long lost parents, but now he is desperate to find out about his sister and how she got conned by Lin Danqiu. Rui Rui tells him its a different matter and that he’s been dreaming about his childhood a lot lately, feeling unsettled.  He needs to find out the connection between the two. Er Ye gets serious and ask him a very important question.  What would he do if it turns out that she really is his sister and her being adamant that her sibling not remain a performer.  Would he quit for her? Rui Rui is unable to answer. 

We see the Sixth Brother and a cop talking to dashing super sexy Er Ye with Rui Rui standing right behind him.  The cop gives some background info on the thug; his name is Wu Liu and is a big figure in Shanghai underworld. The cop asks if they need help dealing with the thug, but Er Ye is like, nah, we will be find, I have a martial artist as my backup. LOL, Er Ye looks back at his bae who is laser focused on Wu Liu.  Er Ye is like, yeah, my bae is ready for some beat down. They follow Sixth Brother, lol, Rui Rui is walking so fast, Er Ye has to fasten his pace.  They arrive at the same alleyway where Wu Liu went but does not see him.  Then, the thug reappears with his acolytes in tow each holding a bat. He asks if they are looking for him and Er Ye chuckles with his attack penguin right behind him. Er Ye tells him he is looking for information from Sixth Brother.  The thug is like, oh, well, I am an easy going guy, just take some beating and if you are still breathing, then I may grace you with some information. Er Ye is like, oh honey, I ain’t scared, I have a ferocious chipmunk right behind me ready to pounce. He slides away to let the kung fu penguin do his thing. When Sixth Brother hits the penguin face, Er Ye pulls a gun on him.  No one touches my bae’s face! The tough thug turns into a weepy bish as he tells a pissed off Er Ye as he tells him he won some money, which Er Ye takes to pay his bae’s medical fees.  LOL, like he needed that little amount of cash.  Er Ye, you petty. Er Ye asks about Lin Danqiu and Wul Liu feign ignorance until Rui Rui grabs the bat and threatens him with it.  The man spills the beans, telling about Lin Danqiu bad luck with gambling and large debt. Er Ye believes the man set Lin Danqiu to lose, but Rui Rui is not interested in this, he wants to know the connection between his sister and his junior ‘nephew’. The man tells him that two years ago, he found a mark, Zeng Aiyu, who looked like she came from a distinguished family, poised and elegant. He approached her and found out she was looking for her older brother, offering a high reward to anyone who found him.  Er Ye thinks they set up a ploy to con her, but the thug denies it.  He tells Er Ye that Zeng Aiyu had told him that an opera troupe had kidnapped her brother and since Lin Danqiu had a similar background, and apparently matched the description in terms of looks and facial expression (WHAAAAAT), it was a happy coincidence and Zeng Aiyu did not question anything.  Again, I have a problem with this.  Was she so desperate to find her brother that she would just grab anyone who came close to fitting that description? I don’t get it, I really don’t. It robs Rui Rui of an opportunity to reunite with his family, it robs Zeng Aiyu of her real brother. Not only that, but she used her body to help repay that fake brother’s debt, although she claimed to going back to her hometown to raise the money.  But we all know how she actually raised that money. She could have died giving birth to Fengyi. Sigh, I am upset. The thug is tapping himself on the shoulder for doing such a good deed of reuniting the siblings. SIGH. An upset Rui Rui tells the thug to get the fuck out, which the thug and his acolytes oblige. Rui Rui sets out to go after Lin Danqiu, but hubby blocks his path.  Er Ye reasons with him that killing Lin Danqiu and acknowledging Zeng Aiyu will amount to nothing, especially in the face of his bio sister’s sacrifice for a fake brother.  How would she take the truth knowing that she basically prostituted herself and ended up almost dying for someone who is not really her blood?  Geezus, I am crushed guys, I am tearing up writing this.  This is soul crushing to say the least.  Rui Rui so wants to reunite with a family he had long forgotten, but  as Er Ye is trying to tell him, there’s a huge elephant blocking his path.  Tell his sister the truth would kill her. At this point, Rui Rui is so consumed by anger, he doesn’t see what Er Ye is trying to tell him.  He just wants to take back what is his. I don’t blame him.  How would you feel finding your family and learning that someone else has taken your place, adding the fact that your sister went through hell for that imposter? You cannot reason with someone who is already an emotional mess, filled with feelings he has no time to digest, to understand. A man who previously only lived for one thing and had horrible social skills, and is now thrusted into a situation he has no way of dealing with? Er Ye insists on standing in his way, to keep his lover from making a great mistake, but Rui Rui does not back down, even threatening his hubby with the bat. As Er Ye flinches, he takes the opportunity to run away toward the train station.  WHoa, this is the first time Er Ye calls him by his full name. Damn. Rui Rui is in the rickshaw heading toward the station. 

We see the fake siblings at the train station sharing food.  Rui Rui rushes through the station, passing through the guards who try to nab him.  Lin Danqiu tells them he is his junior uncle (Viki got the wrong translation).  Rui Rui stares at his sister, who sees the blood on his forehead from when Sixth Brother hit him. After appeasing the guards, Lin Danqiu asks Rui Rui who did he fight to have this gash.  Rui Rui takes another gaze at his sister and asks Lin Danqiu to follow him for a little chat. Lin Danqiu is a bit confused about Rui Rui’s behavior, telling him they have to hurry so he won’t miss his train. As soon as the door is closed, kung fu penguin is back in action and kicks Lin Danqiu to the ground, then proceeds to beat the shit out of Lin Danqiu. The fake brother begs for mercy and asks why Rui Rui is beating up him, thinking he has gone crazy. Rui Rui asks him if he has no idea of the terrible thing he has done. Lin Danqiu is clueless, until Rui Rui takes out his pendant and throws it at him. He realizes that his junior uncle is the real Zeng son.  Rui Rui is like, now you get it, don’t I have the right to be mad, to beat the shit out of you? Lin Danqiu is like, I didn’t do it deliberately, I was at my wit’s end, with a lot of debt, and was forced by these thugs (BROOOO).  Rui Rui is like, yeah, they forced you, they forced you to make my sister become a showgirl to pay off your debt. Lin Danqiu seems genuinely shocked to hear this.  GAAHHH, Yin Zheng, I will give you all the awards!  His righteous anger, unable to spit it out, but you can tell he wants to curse Lin Danqiu all the way to hell. He tells the fake brother that he not only hit him because he lied to his sister, but also because she went through hell selling her body to pay his debt.  Not only that but the fact he didn’t even question how a young woman like her was able to get such a large sum of money so fast. Lin Danqiu really believed she had sold the ancestral home.  Wait...didn’t you guys have plan to go back to the ancestral home and clean it up? So, if she sold it, how can you make such plans? Dafuq? Unless they had many ancestral homes or...he knew what she did and is feigning ignorance.  I am confused. Rui Rui tells that no, she sold her body, became the mistress of an useless socialite and gave birth to a bastard child. Lin Danqiu is either a better actor that Rui Rui gives him credit for or he truly can’t believe what he has just learned, but Rui Rui tells him it is the utmost truth and that baby is actually staying with him at Shuiyin House after CFT paid 100 000 for it. Lin Danqiu tells him that he didn’t woefully lied to her; the fact is, he was desperate for a family, having been an orphaned for so long.  According to his teacher, his background matched that of Rui Rui’s, so when Zeng Aiyu came with her story, he thought he had found his family, that he was blessed by God.  He felt happy to find a family member, a little sister who overcame so much to find him. 

Sigh, there is so much to offload from this episode. I have already said much of how I felt when I watched it. It is one of those gut-wrenching chapter, where Rui Rui is faced with the truth of his childhood, the discovery of his family, something he had never thought of or even bothered to care for prior.  This is a lot of emotion to thrust on someone who was stunted by horrible treatment to become an opera performer.  Not only that, but to learn that his flesh and blood hates what he has become, hates the only thing that he loves the most, that kept him sane all.  Through all this, Er Ye can only stand by and watch his lover goes through such a painful situation.  He can try to reason or block him, but can’t do much else.  This is Rui Rui cross to bear, It was beautifully executed and acted by Yin Zheng.  Seriously, what an amazing actor he is; you could see the gamut of emotions, the pain, the anger and sadness conveyed in his eyes and facial expressions.  All the applause goes to him.

Also, on the subject of his separation from his family, I have issues with the parents not doing the utmost to find their son.  If it had been me, I would have tore apart the area, moved heaven and earth to find my kid.  The fact that he was left alone, with no parents in sight looking, boggles my mind.  If, according to Zeng Aiyu, they knew that he had been kidnapped by an Opera troupe or that he had gone to see the opera, why not look for the performance stage?  I just don’t get it.