#ill pay (broke)

[soplapinga]

I need someone to make a modern dunmeshi au but with everyone as like ,their "tall men"/Human ¿¿ versions, with their respective human ages and heights equivalent and everything. Why?? Biblically accurate chilshi. I just want tall face hair Chilchuck and Senshis 40-50yo exceptional Old Man Yaoi

[alexius-fr]

hands down the best dragon thats been at roundseys ever

no im not taking criticism at this time

[pillarsalt]

MAiD is not a mercy -- it's an excuse to refuse to spend money on sick people who need it so their lives can improve. It's a way to guilt vulnerable people who could heal into killing themselves, because apparently needing help from others means you should just die actually. Fuck you, Canadian government.

[fitzrove]

Ooh btw when I went out with my friends the other night we were waiting for a bus at one point. An extremely pretty girl was waiting for it a few metres away from us... I noticed her existing as you do pretty girls when you are a Homosexual (🫣) but was mostly focused on talking to my friends and stuff. Well suddenly she came up to us and I noticed she was actually kinda crying (!! 🥺) and asked if any of us had a tissue. I am always prepared esp fresh off my sneezy Vienna trip, so I gave her a plastic-wrapped pack, unopened and all... she was very grateful (asking if she could really keep it all - I said it was fine and even got to use the tdv sarah "you can have it, i've got two" line because I did have two hehehe success everyone inside my brain clapped) but she struggled to open it because long acrylic nails! So I offered to help again and she gave it back to me and our fingers brushed a bit and I tore the plastic cover open with my long short-nailed sexy lesbian fingers 😌 and gave it back hehe.

Anyway I feel like this all would've been a queercoded metaphor if it was fictional but because it's real life we went our separate ways never to meet again 😌 but I was still kind of thinking about her at the club 🥹 and when we were taking the train home with my friend at 5:50 am I was kind of talking about her JSKFLDLFLFL omg kinda creepy tbh esp since I wasn't even drunk 💀 Well my friend was drunk so maybe she already forgot about it. I hope that girl is less sad now and believes in the good in humanity 😌❤️

[emobatsy]

potential work place said they'd call me "from 12 onwards"

its nearly 3. i am so adrenaline.

[catboymitosis]

daanlevi cigarette kiss. they should touch tips (of their cigarettes together (as a metaphor for rubbing their cocks together))

[amenokage]

Pls someone write a liushen fic where Shen Yuan replaces Shen Jiu really early on, like when he gets beat up rlly badly as a as a slave or smth, escapes, joins the sect, grows up & makes friends with all the future Qing generation, then RESCUES Luo Binghe as a baby!! Bc why if he knew the plot, would he let him get abandoned as a baby?? I don't think he would tbh, I think he'd try and rescue him long before then imo. Let's get Liu Qingge and Shen Qingqiu raising Luo Binghe as their son pls & thanks!! I need liushen dads in my life. Let's not traumatize Binghe if we dont need to, he's had enough of that. Also it'd be kinda cute if Shen Yuan made friends with Binghe's parents before they died :')

[suntann]

i hate how so much of adhd management tips are like "here are some ways to maintain your focus and get things done on time!!: [anxiety inducing tactic] [anxiety inducing tactic] [anxiety inducing tactic] [anxiety inducing tactic] [anxiety inducing tactic]"

[seokmatthewz]

i love. learning skills that will save me money

[vurelly]

illinois fucking sucks

[sorryiwasasleep]

I can’t fucking win but I’m not allowed to stop playing and that’s such fucking bullshit mercy rules exist for a goddamn reason someone put me out of my fucking misery

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

It's dead af at work. We got through our four reservations and have had no walk ins, and my manager won't cut me because he hates doing my job (and we're friends and he knows I need the money) and tbh I don't want to be cut (can't really afford to be) but I'm actually going insane from sitting on my stool, going through Tumblr, Insta, Kindle, then standing up and going through those apps again, then sitting down and going through those apps again, etc. it's nice to get paid to do nothing, because tbh if I was cut then I'd just be doing this but in my bed, but I'm getting so fucking restless.

[octal-alchemist]

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[torahtot]

idk what happened but i checked all my money stuff again bc i finally got access to my own bank account and turns out i actually have like $430 that i could spend. my december paycheck hasn't even come through yet.. teehee so exciting

[that-sarcastic-writer]

I'm actually going to be able to pay my tuition this semester. Yay me.

[itsnotalemon]

Try not to drop out of college challenge