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Stolas's Subtle Growth in Sinsmas (Social Class Edition)
I sat down to write a post about Stolas's bitchy, out of touch reactions to "normal" hellborn society. I was going to praise the show for allowing him to struggle to adjust, to be imperfect and disoriented and repeatedly put his foot in his mouth without realizing it. And yeah, I stand by that. These moments are funny and in character and just fantastic (have a run-down below). But that's not the point of this post.
Something else about Stolas's behavior struck me as I grabbed screenshots. And it's that despite coming off at times as super insensitive about "poor" life, Stolas is really trying to make things easy for Blitz, so much that he's willing to be very uncomfortable. The meds are . . . arguably an example, but that's complicated (mental illness stigma might play a role too?), so instead let's look at Stolas's initial reaction to being uncomfortable with the food that Blitz prepared.
His reaction is disgust, BUT he really tries to eat the food and make the best of it.
He doesn't start listing off the fancy foods he's used to until Blitz outright asks. And yes, his list is kind of ridiculous, but it's his reality, and when he asks for rats, he's uncomfortable about making a direct request.
Then, when Blitz offers to go hunt rats in the alley for him, he's appropriately grateful. Even more, this is entirely Blitz's suggestion. Stolas doesn't ask him to go get him different food. He's willing to eat something "off-putting" even if it makes him very uncomfortable.
Stolas goes along with Blitz for every errand, and then goes to work with him because Blitz asks him to, even though he's exhausted, out of his element, off his meds, and missing his daughter.
He also answers the phone at I.M.P while crying because Blitz wants him to.
We even see him empathizing with Blitz's perspective AND DEFENDING HIM when the horrible Karen client insults I.M.P.
It gives, "ugh, they have to deal with people like you," and it had me cheering.
This is all to say that Stolas WAS marinating on some valuable lessons about social class while our boys were apart, whether consciously or not.
He's used to having his needs met and routines followed by a staff, but he's making an active effort not to treat Blitz like one of his butler imps, and is trying to keep from being a burden. Arguably to a fault, if his choice to not bring up the meds to Blitz has to do with this.
Owl boi is trying so hard! And that makes Blitz's easy compassion more understandable too. He's not just indebted because Stolas saved his life. He's not just trying to win over the guy he loves who he pushed away. He also doesn't see Stolas's behavior regarding the social class stuff as very insulting. He sees Stolas trying to adjust but struggling hard. Of course he's going to do everything he can to help and keep his snark to a minimum.
#stolitz#my helluva meta#oh man I want to talk about so much more here but making myself keep it short#so there will be more posts to come#stolas goetia#helluva boss#helluva boss analysis#stolas#blitz#blitzo#blitzo buckzo
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Ok so how does one MAKE a tabletop game because this is something I want to try!! Are there good references out there for non-d20 systems or how to balance mechanics yourself?
oooh, hell yeah! honestly the big thing is to just do it, unlike board and video games the gap between idea and execution in ttrpgs is incredibly narrow, so if youve got an idea just start writing stuff down and see where it starts pulling you, where it feels like something's missing, find what excites you and what you feel isn't working. but that's not very specific, so let's get into it!
first off, read games! read weird games! there's tons of free ttrpgs on itch, lots of people sharing their work here and on other social media, there's 200 word rpgs here and here, and lots of system reference documents written specifically for people looking to hack games. reading other games is a great way to enrich your work whether you're building systems from scratch or working in an existing framework, because every game you read will show you a new way of approaching design problems.
on that note, draw inspiration outside of ttrpgs too! i pull a lot from video, board, and card games in my work, as well as poetry, novels, movies, etc etc etc. im autistic, and ive spent a lot of my life thinking about and dissecting unwritten social rules, so that's another big source of material for me. take your passions, whatever they may be, and put them in your work!
next up, think about the core of your game, sometimes called the minimum viable product. this is whatever the fundamental idea at the heart of your work is, and it's important to keep in mind because it keeps you from spiraling down unnecessary tangents. the core of your game can change, don't get me wrong! in fact, it likely will. what you want to do isn't prevent your work from growing and changing, but have a point of light you can always refer back to and ask "is what im doing important to this game?" you might be surprised by what you find isn't actually as important as you thought at first, and what turns out to be vital to the experience you're going for.
next up, once you start working, don't throw things away. if youre working in a word processor or google docs, it can help to have a section at the bottom of your document that you copy anything youd otherwise delete into. i do the same with my Affinity documents, ill have a few pages i dont export to store all my scraps. i know other folks who keep a dedicated scraps document that they use across projects. whatever works for you! the reason you do this is twofold: it makes it easier to cut things if you know you can always put it back later if you change your mind, and it gives you a lot of raw material that you can pull from in the future. months or years from now, you might find yourself looking to fill a gap in a new design and realize that some cool toy you set aside is exactly what you were looking for.
lastly, i wanna strongly encourage you to practice finishing things. that's often the hardest part for people, cuz we have a lot more experience starting projects than finishing them. here id like to once again direct you to 200 word rpgs, because that strict limit means you wind up with a finished first draft really quickly, and the rest of it is polishing and editing. once you've finished some bite-sized projects, you'll have a better idea of what it entails, what parts you're good at and what parts you struggle with, when to keep working and when to cut yourself off. i find it really helpful to add arbitrary limitations and deadlines on my work because that helps me push myself to finish something when otherwise i'd just keep adding and tweaking, but you'll find what works best for you!
#also gonna add a note about “balance” in a reblog#cuz ive got thoughts about how balance applies to ttrpgs
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౨ৎ ⋆。• vogue beauty secrets 🐰 ๋࣭ ⭑
🎀𓂃 ࣪˖ hair
don't wash your hair every day! i think everybody knows this but i know a couple people who still dont wash their hair only 2-3 times a week. obviously it depends on ur hair type but only wash your hair when it needs it!
don't wash your hair with scalding hot water either. its not only bad for your body and face but its also bad for your hair as it ruins the natural oils and damages cells etc
if you have frizzy or easily knotted hair i recommend keeping a comb on hand in the shower and using it to detangle before putting in any products
i've been emulsifying my shampoo for only a couple of weeks but my hair is sooo much fluffier afterwards so i definitely recommend that!!
now i'm torn on this one but apparently shampooing twice is better for your hair than doing it once? i tried it one time and it did not end well for my hair type but i know it works for a lot of people so if you wanna give it a try then go for it ♡
i squeeze excess water out of my hair before i put in my conditioner so i can completely get it in there without
also change your pillow case often! this is for your face too, as the oils will build up and thats not good for ur hair or face. i change it once a week but 2x a week is good too if you're able 💓
don't go to bed with wet hair. stop doing that. its super bad for your hair and keeping it pretty & fluffy & cute
airdrying is my holy grail, been doing it since i was little and dont regret a thing. its a billion times better than blow drying & makes ur hair so fluffy too ♡
🎀𓂃 ࣪˖ body
DO NOT. HAVE. THE WATER. BOILING HOT. i am guilty of this and have been for years but it has such a bad impact and you shouldnt do it! cold showers are better but i prefer warm showers so theres a middle ground (& its always cold in england, so id freeze to death.)
using body lotion after the shower has been such a game changer for me its incredible. makes you smell nice, feel nice, look nice, and its so relaxing and i feel like a princess after i do it <3
exfoliating is really important if your aim is for soft skin 💓 i have been doing it for months and as somebody with super rough skin its SO soft now
partake in some form of exercise. i hated hated hated sports and exercise when i was younger but i did do dance up until i was eleven and have been doing pilates consistently for months now, and my mindset towards it has changed drastically over the years to finally a healthy one. it can be a difficult thing to get into but make it something you enjoy. it doesn't have to be sports. ill make a post on this soon but it can be pilates, kpop dances, running, hot girl walks, anything! and most importantly, do it for mental health and physical health, not losing weight.
make sure you're eating properly. remember that 1400 to 2400 calories of nutritious substance is the MINIMUM. this of course depends on many variables including, weight, height, BMR, what it is your eating, et cetera. your body is so important & is there to be nourished and not neglected !!! ♡ (💭🎀edit: updated info on calories and nutrition from a lovely anon i received a message from this morning! ♡)
change your bedsheets every week if you wanna smell good, this is so important bc sweat and odour will build up if u dont and thats icky and wont make u smell good & probably isnt the best for your skin either!
i also put two similar body washes on in the shower that i get SO many compliments on & its really helpful if one of your priorities is smelling good
dont just wash body wash straight off, let it sit for a few moments so the scent can actually sink into ur skin
🎀𓂃 ࣪˖ face
skincare every morning & every night. if ur tired or just not feeling it today then simplify it, just make sure you never leave it out because its super important! no. skipping. no work = no reward.
on this note, try not to have a too complicated skincare routine, as this can backfire and make ur skin worse than before. your skin isnt meant for 18 different products and 200 chemicals every morning!
never wash your face with hot water... this is also a given but just in case... it strips your skin of its natural oils and does more harm than good
stop touching ur face... just for those who need a little reminder
make sure ur sleeping enough. seriously disney princess movies meant it when they talked ab beauty sleep; it seriously makes a difference, so please try make this a priority, especially if you already have dark circles like myself! (like girl did you see aurora's face? my girl's skin was so clear i could see my reflection)
pay attention to what makes ur face puffy or irritated or makes you get break outs. i keep a little break out log in my skincare page in my journal (little teaser for an upcoming post 🤭) and this has helped me go over what helps or hurts my skin! i recommend this especially if ur prone to acne or breakouts 💖
cold spoons in the morning to depuff your eyes; ive only been doing this a handful of times but im making it a habit seeing as it really helps! (as someone who can get vv puffy eyes 😭)
hydration is so important, for everything in this list, but most of all (from my experience) your face! i drink A Lot of water every day. probably a bit too much. but its so worth it, my skin has been absolutely amazing ever since i started actually making hydration a priority. (and this is coming from a girl who didnt touch a drop of water when she was younger & had to go hospital for dehydration several times.)
i'd recommend scrubbing ur lips too in the morning when you brush your teeth, i saw this on pinterest aaages ago bc i had super dry lips and i do it every morning & every night RELIGIOUSLY. its so so good and i definitely recommend
i have super dry lips in the morning so lip balm in the mornings w my skincare is absolutely essential for me
i also put perfume behind my ears & on my neck so its the first thing people smell when they hug me! im a very touchy person and i love hugs and i love showing love to people so this is essential for me but its optional, just makes you smell good ♡
#girlblogging#had this in my drafts for a while and in honour of my beloved everything shower i decided to finish it#+ im obsessed with vogue beauty secrets atm so. um#it girlism ୨𖹭୧#glow up#wonyoungism#it girl#pink pilates princess#self care#self growth#self concept#it girl energy#that girl#becoming that girl#becoming her#beauty#fashion#vogue#vogue beauty secrets#loa blog#loassumption#loa tumblr#law of assumption#self image#self improvement#self love
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hi i can no longer act coy or hope that a job will come in time so im coming to everyone really embarassingly with my issues
in June I attempted to get fired from/left my job after having a really embarassing public meltdown due to having Rapid-Cycling Mixed Bipolar and the unending stress of that job of 3+ years. I've been struggling to get a job afterwards due to being in CA without a vehicle, and i'm currently working on an overdue commission so could not open up any more.
Soon after, my mother's car imploded, and a series of incidents related to a used engine and taking out a loan with a friend has left her both needing to pay back the loan and still needing to get a new car, putting her thousands in the hole.
my mother has allowed me to not worry about paying rent while unemployed, but now the person living with us is moving out, so it will be on me and my mother to pay rent, upping mine from $300 to $500 a month. I am currently job hunting with good prospects, but I am still in need of some assistance.
I DO NOT WANT TO ASK FOR DONATIONS WITHOUT GIVING SOMETHING IN RETURN, I have a very bad time taking help from people without doing something in return because I do not want people to feel like they Have to give me money or help me, I want to Offer something in return for that money, even in a situation like this, because I want everyone to come out on the other end feeling fulfilled, so I'm offering some (slow) cheaper commissions I can work on in between the bigger comm I owe.
My kofi is always open for donation sketches ---- you can donate the minimum amount (or whatever you prefer) and get a drawing like this of anything as long as you put it into the donation message!
i cant currently take on big commissions as I have one i owe and the commissioner is a very generous person who has been waiting a good few months for me to finish one during this hectic time, but if you're interested in getting something a little higher quality for a donation, a $30-50 USD donation can get you a ''simple commission'' styled drawing --- that is, you give me a prompt and character refferences (ocs or fanart, up to 2-3 characters depending on complexity), and I draw them like below (color complexity depends on price, the higher the amount the more the color).
You wont have access to revisions to make this as fast as possible, so i HIGHLY reccomend only getting fanart comms of these and to make sure you really like my style!!
this is one of those situations where I DEEPLY reccomend people do not donate unless they want something in return, if you dont wanna ask for a drawing or anything i reccomend going to people in more dire circumstances and helping them out with your donation!!!
but if you want to help me help my mother get out of a bad financial situation and get a little drawing in return, you can do a small dono and att a message of what you want doodled, or you can email me at [email protected] your $30-50 donation reciept and what you would like me to draw, and ill try to get them as soon as I can
thank you so much for checking this post out and keep it real old school!!!!! i promise once this is over and i get a job we'll be back to your regularly scheduled art posting
[EDIT: PLEASE DO NOT REBLOG THIS VERSION. I AM NO LONGER TAKING THE SIMPLE COMMISSION TIER. REBLOG THE ADDITION TO THIS POST GIVING AN UPDATE]
#i usually lock these posts cause i feel bad having a donation post circulate but this one time i wont#i dont know why i jsut feel so ashamed how much ive had to ask for money these past 2 years. i think its been p rare up until recently#but i hate doing it at all because i feel like a teenager again and it makes me feel horrible#so thats why i dont want just donos w nothing attached puh lease let me draw you something 😭😭😭😭
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a study in manipulation
a few things:
the moment valentina saw an invulnerable bob stand up unharmed after getting shot many, many times, fling himself miles into the air, and fall back to earth with the impact of a tomahawk missile, she knew she had the hero she wanted. and so john was right to call out the helicopters being too far to do anything, but for the wrong reason. valentina likely had her men only keep an eye on yelena, ava, and john in the desert while keeping a distance because she didn't want to do anything just yet until she had a plan on how to use them. she also wanted to see who they might run into*
valentina asks mel where yelena is the moment before we find out. and so, unbeknownst to him, alexei was actually employed by valentina the moment yelena set foot in his apartment. but only to be her limo driver. this is likely because his being at all connected to yelena meant he should be monitored, but he wasn't seen as an active threat. yet. she likely knew alexei and yelena hadn't spoken in a year, and so was fine with talking about the kill box around him because she thought either he wouldn't reach out to yelena after their fight, or that he would be too late to save her if he did. if he became an issue, he, too, would have become a loose end needing to be tied up
EDIT - DIABOLICAL MODE (optional): valentina specifically wanted alexei to go out to the flats to try saving them so that she could have him taken out immediately
however, this is valentina we're talking about, so she would likely refuse to ride alexei's limo and would supply him with an acceptable one, as well as a uniform that met her standard.
*the person valentina thought the desert trio would run into is alexei.**
side effect of having kept birds periodically checking on the trio is it indicated to alexei where they were Edit: Psych. Maybe the birds and Alexei just alerted each other of the trio.
it takes about 31 hours to drive from new york city to the utah salt flats. if alexei started driving there directly after dropping valentina off, the three of them will likely have spent a minimum of one entire day in the desert together. since the sun was up when alexei found them, then it was at least one full day and as many hours it would've been until sunrise by the time they cross paths. (i am hereby demanding camping in the desert fics) Edit: what I think valentina had her men do during that first day is check the entire O.X.E. facility
**it would have been much easier to take them all out at once, so the moment her men found out they were in that limo together, she sent a kill quad. likely the men who had already been at the facility and she possibly put on standby for this reason.
valentina essentially love-bombed bob when he woke up and then pulled away feigning something like being scared after he did something he thinks is bad (albeit out of his control) and she knew from studying his childhood that his mom is the source of some major abandonment issues. with everyone he meets, but most especially mother-figures. he always makes things worse, but he will do anything to try and make it better, including giving up his life.
when bucky showed up and takes down her men, she not only officially loses track of them, but she has no guarantee if they'll be coming to her or if they'll be used against her in court.
love-bomb number two: valentina sees bob doubting himself. she knows his medical history of mental illness. she goads him into a manic episode because bob's got the body and the powers, but she needs him to believe he can take on the world (and four to five assets who may or may not be on their way) and win. he's not a loser, he's chosen. thing is, i don't know if she's ever met someone with a personality disorder, but she severely underestimated how strongly a manic episode can affect a person. she thought she could have a pet god.
valentina did not in fact leave the door unlocked for them - otherwise her men wouldn't have attacked, but instead, stand down so that they could go up. the moment they're about to finish up the fight, she lies and says "the door was unlocked" because making them think she's anticipated them throws them off their game.
she directs an insult to each of them individually as they walk in the door not only so they become agitated and are more likely to try to attack the man they had just saved a few days before, but she wanted tension in the group. she wanted everyone feeling defensive and less inclined to work together to find a way to stop her. yelena's crash-out outside was the end result. if bob couldn't take them all out together (which she had likely considered a possibility because, again, they saved his life and bob was already a deemed a flight risk the moment he mentioned yelena upon waking up) she didn't want them conspiring against her.
valentina learned everything she could about bob while he was asleep, and so she definitely did a deep dive on alexei the moment he and yelena reconnected. so, yes. valentina did know alexei was the red guardian. she just knew saying that would hurt him the most.
the journalists and news crews were already on their way to the tower because valentina had planned to debut bob. when she saw the thunderbolts save a bunch of civilians and work together, she knew she was going to take advantage of the optics and secure herself a win, regardless of which side won
people who were under dark enough shadow somehow managed to avoid getting sucked into the void (edit: and it's possible they needed to also avoid being in Bob's direct line of sight; people in buildings are shown to be taken in, but Bob was flying and they were at a higher level) , as shown when the team is in the alleyway as darkness has consumed most of manhattan around them. news crews were on their way. valentina only had so much time. if you looked above her during the scene, you can see that everyone had gathered under the overpass. they were also surrounded by tarps that had likely been used while there was construction being done on the tower, and the tarps were hanging off of the fallen crane that had been used during said construction. valentina not only spared herself from being sucked into the shame rooms, but she also protected dozens of people (albeit, for selfish reasons)
"extraction crew" my ass. she not only wanted to be loud enough to get the thunderbolts attention, she needed them to come directly to her, and quickly. what better way to do that than to make them think she was about to escape?
source: i have a degree in tv and film production and script writing, i've extensively studied manipulative and coercive characters for as long as i've been a fan of villains, and also years of experience being on the wrong end of things.
#valentina allegra de fontaine#alexei shostakov#thunderbolts#mcu#what if i told you i shipped alexei and valentina#and NOT in a healthy way#long post#i'll put it under a read more later#if i must suffer scrolling through self-insert and x reader fics in the tags than you all shall suffer this#hate this bitch but man#the moment i see her do some bullshit i think “oh. oh that's good. fuck you.”#gotta respect that
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for my friend @marz-likes-palaces on here! (sorry for tagging, just thought maybe youd wanna see this) a full list of all my jrwi fics, their tws and what parts of their campaigns they spoil (as well as how big of spoilers are referenced)
this will be absolutely editted and kept up to date so if you want me to add a fic onto here lmk (im also only counting completed fics unless its a multichapter fic im working on)
also keep in mind, fics will have hc details! just assume whatever i warn for in spoilers is based around canon!
another note, the way i list them is in no specific order, just how i find them and everything!
okay third note, the amount of trigger warnings a fic has may scare some, but i try to tag for anything (even brief and light hearted mentions) of triggering topics. while i have tried to go through and write the tone of each fic, i cannot guess perfectly how someone else may interpret it, keep that in mind!
most recently edited date: 6/30/25
putting them all below the cut cause i write A Lot of fics (if any fics are wanted to be linked, lmk)
EXPLAINING THE SET UP: [fic title]-additional needed info after (ie: if its a multichapter or incomplete, if its whump or hurt/comfort) [ONLY FOR MULTI-CAMPAIGN FICS] campaigns: feels self explanatory, writes which campaigns the characters are from who it involves: does not include mentioned characters or characters that dont play a big part in the fic, for example if a fic has chip and jay and mentions gill, ill only say it involves chip and jay setting ep wise: different from a spoiler warning, gives a setting timeline wise as to what the characters may be like (as well as an idea of what spoilers may be referenced) trigger warnings: self explanatory, if youve read the fic and something needs to be tagged, please do inform me, i cant guess every tw (NOTE: the multichapters, while i dont write many, are structured differently! i list the tws of each chapter as well as tws for throughout the fic!) Spoilers?: mentions around where spoilers are as well as how involved in the story are they (as to let someone know if they can read a story without knowing x and y), including spoilers that are referenced in the fic [NOTE ONLY FOR MULTI-CAMPAIGN FICS: spoilers will be listed separately! (ie: if theres someone from the suckening and from riptide, it would list what spoilers if any are from the suckening then what spoilers if any are from riptide) RIPTIDE:
Different Sensory Feelings-hurt/comfort who it involves: Gillion, Jay, Chip, Pretzel setting ep wise: pre-ep 1, post chip and jay oneshot trigger warnings: implied sensory issues Spoilers?: it does mention parts of Gill's past such as his training experiences, but nothing too big in detail. the most mentioned are things referenced in the jay and chip oneshot, which it is set to pre-ep 1, so fair lmfao, even then though it keeps out a lot of big parts. I'd say minimal to no spoilers!
Pretzel Steps in (to Gillion's Stupidity)-hurt/comfort who it involves: Jay, Pretzel, Gillion setting ep wise: sometime post ep 53/post BLOCK arc trigger warnings: threats of violence occur Spoilers?: this is based sometime after ep 53, and makes reference to a big spoiler, it also references events that occurred in ep 15. basically, 2 big spoilers that provide important context to the fic, do not read without knowing them just in case!
The Accident-hurt/comfort who it involves: Caspian, Gillion setting ep wise: vague/unspecified, sometime after the paramount championship (at minimum, post ep 41) trigger warnings: gillion faces a training injury Spoilers?: Caspian in of himself is a spoiler in a way, being mentioned first in the championship, but if you don't count that, then the references to Gill's training make this minimal to no spoilers!
Unraveled-hurt no comfort (includes optional comfort ending) who it involves: Gillion, Chip setting ep wise: pre-ep 1, post chip and jay oneshot trigger warnings: referenced child abuse, implied manipulation, implications of some religious trauma i wanna say, a fight kinda happens, ends with a breakdown Spoilers?: makes heavy references to Gillion's training, it is what the fic is about, and also makes reference to details revealed around ep 70. the big details of Gillion's training are revealed across the faewild arc (75-82), so i'm gonna say this one has major spoilers, and while you don't need to know the exact events to understand what's happening, i will recommend coming back when you understand somewhat of Gill's training!
gillion rambles about his baby girl-fluff who it involves: Gillion, Old Man Earl, Pretzel setting ep wise: most likely sometime after they re-meet Marshal Jon but before the tournament (post ep 25, pre ep 28) trigger warnings: none from what i'm seeing! Spoilers?: to know that they re-meet Marshal Jon is a small spoiler i think, but nothing major or needed to be known, so i count this as a minimal to no spoilers!
Destiny is cruel.-hurt no comfort (includes optional comfort ending) who it involves: Gillion, Pretzel setting ep wise: vague/unspecified trigger warnings: violence, character death, blood, murder, small emetophobia mentions, self blame, a bit of arguing, and if you read one of the endings i wrote an extra warning of suicide references Spoilers?: there's one minor spoiler which talks about Pretzel, with sources i'm finding it's more or less mentioned by grizzly in his discord, there is also reference to an event with Chip and Gill which is mentioned around ep 15 in one of the alternative endings, but otherwise this is a fic with minimal to no spoilers!
love calls, help me learn to answer-fluff who it involves: Edyn, Chip, Gillion setting ep wise: sometime after meeting Edyn (minimum post ep 63 as they're on the sea again) trigger warnings: references to a drunk marriage Spoilers?: the drunk marriage is a small spoiler for the Loffinlot arc (eps 2-11), and the fact they know Edyn doesn't exactly happen for a while, there is also mentions of another character met during the paramount championship (eps 27-33, if counting La Alma's part then it's from eps 27-38). the biggest spoiler i'd say is referencing an event from the Desire Isle arc (eps 17-25), which isn't too lore important. i know many people don't count characters that much as spoilers and all the event spoilers are pretty minor, so i mark this as minimal to no spoilers!
human research-lighthearted who it involves: Jay, Oliver, Gillion setting ep wise: vague/unspecified, would be post Desire Isle arc as to allow Ollie on their ship (minimum post ep 25, around ep 26 and beyond) trigger warnings: emetophobia mentions from Jay, the fic is focused around Jay being on her period Spoilers?: Oliver is a small character spoiler, but otherwise this would have minimal to no spoilers!
Gill's Greatest Enemy-small hurt/comfort who it involves: Gillion, Oliver, Jay, Chip setting ep wise: post Faewild arc (eps 72-82) trigger warnings: Gillion's trauma is referenced in how he handles his fears, there's small blood mentions from a cat scratch Spoilers?: there's a couple referenced (character mentions, a fact on gill, a duel of friends (ep 15), event mentions, name of crew enemies), and the presence of several characters is quite spoilery, however not needed to get what's happening in the fic! as such, i deem this one minimal to no spoilers!
fates called for the undeserving to punish me-hurt no comfort (includes optional comfort ending) who it involves: Oliver, Chip setting ep wise: vague/unspecified, like the other one would have to be after the Desire Isle arc (minimum post ep 25) [note: this isn't canon compliant with the timeline!] trigger warnings: major character death, murder, child death, corpses, and if you read to the added ending disassociating Spoilers?: the biggest spoiler is just Oliver, who's introduced around ep 17, but otherwise this is minimal to no spoilers!
chip is bad with...this-hurt/comfort who it involves: Jay, Chip setting ep wise: vague/unspecified, like the last two would be post ep 25 minimally trigger warnings: denial, implied heavy self blame Spoilers?: small references to events that happen in the Liquidus arc (eps 70-72), one event in the Faewild arc (eps 72-82), and characters, but nothing too important to know, as such, the fic is counted as minimal to no spoilers!
fins and why you stopped hiding them-fluff who it involves: Chip, Jay setting ep wise: pre ep-1, post Chip and Jay oneshot [note: this isn't canon compliant with the timeline!] trigger warnings: none of note! Spoilers?: i mention an item they do only get in the Edison Kingdom arc (eps 43-48) as well as reference Chip's past (specifically the Black Rose Pirates, which you can find the oneshots of on the JRWI channel), but nothing super major, so once again i count this as minimal to no spoilers!
Mental Struggles-small hurt/comfort who it involves: Oliver, Chip setting ep wise: vague/unspecified, after they re-meet Lizzie (minimum post ep 27) trigger warnings: Ollie faces focus struggles due to undiagnosed ADHD (it's a small breakdown he has), Chip mentions taking medicine Spoilers?: character's of Chip's past are referenced (they're revealed in the Black Rose Pirates oneshot), a language Chip knows which is only revealed around ep 86 is referenced, major planned events are vaguely referenced (their first mention is during the Paramount Championship arc, which is eps 27-38), and there is very vague reference to a major event that happens with Ollie (first appearance in ep 41), however none of them are referenced heavily enough to need to be caught up to understand the plot! as such, this one also falls under minimal to no spoilers!
And I am Just a Boy-lighthearted who it involves: Chip, Oliver setting ep wise: vague/unspecified, after Ollie's joined the crew (minimum post ep 25) trigger warnings: there's a bit of non-sexual tit descriptions but otherwise nothing i can think of Spoilers?: i do mentions of an object Chip gets in the Edison Kingdom arc (eps 43-48), but that's unneeded to read this, making it yet another minimal to no spoilers!
Cur(s)ed Flesh-INCOMPLETE, PLANS FOR A CHAPTER 2 (hurt/comfort) who it involves: Chip, Oliver setting ep wise: post ep 48 minimum trigger warnings: body dysphoria and self confidence issues Spoilers?: this one is based around major spoilers in ep 41 (also is based around a tool acquired during the Edison Kingdom arc, or eps 43-48), so this one is major spoilers and would be much better to return to after you watch ep 41!
rocking waves, memory cave-character study, more on the angsty side who it involves: Lizzie setting ep wise: sometime after ep 103 trigger warnings: references to dead people Spoilers?: heavily spoilered based, from events back in the Black Rose Pirates oneshot, to major details revealed only in ep 101 (as well as a major event referenced as background detail which starts in ep 103), as well as other details of Lizzie's backstory being used, this is a character study of her mostly! i dont recommend reading without being caught up!
all my troubles on a burning pile / all lit up and i start to smile-whump who it involves: Chip setting ep wise: minimum post ep 109 trigger warnings: self harm, burning alive, self-hatred, depersonalization of sorts (separating the current state of one's self from who one is, if that makes sense) Spoilers?: heavy ones, it's based around a major event of ep 109, makes references to Chip's past (focused around a detail revealed during the Noctis arc, or eps 64-67), and is focused on major details based around Chip generally, do not read if you haven't seen upto ep 109!
pull the axe out your face and say "was it the boogeyman?"-whump who it involves: Chip setting ep wise: vague/unspecified trigger warnings: insomnia, hallucinations, accidental self harm Spoilers?: the beginning references an arc Chip goes on that people call his "Nightmare arc" (eps 62-70), as well as mentions a character who appears in the Noctis arc (eps 64-67) but otherwise is pretty spoiler free! id consider this one a minimal to no spoiler fic!
wont you kiss me on the mouth and love me like a sailor?-comfort then hurt who it involves: Drey, Ichabod setting ep wise: post Black Rose Pirates oneshot, pre Chip and Jay oneshot [note: this isn't canon compliant with the timeline!] trigger warnings: gun violence happens at the end, and things with sirens also happen Spoilers?: yep, this is based around a key event for the world of Riptide, and is based around characters who are kind of spoilers (Drey-in the Black Rose Pirates oneshot; Ichabod-eps 68-68.5 [yes, that is 2 episodes]), don't read until you've gotten past ep 68 part 2!
a destiny started too soon for you.-hurt/comfort who it involves: Finn, Gillion setting ep wise: post Black Rose Pirates oneshot, pre Chip and Jay oneshot [note: this isn't canon compliant with the timeline!] trigger warnings: violence and fighting, Gillion's trauma is shown through Finn's eyes Spoilers?: it is based around a major event for Gillion (revealed during the Faewild Gilligone arc, eps 75-82), so i will say relevant major spoilers, don't read until you're past ep 82 (and also recommended to have watched the Black Rose Pirates oneshot for some additional context, but it's not needed!)
dont lose your head/i didnt mean to hurt anyone-whump who it involves: Chip, Gillion, Oliver setting ep wise: minimum post ep 109 trigger warnings: decapitation, undead character, self-loathing, disassociation, de-attachment, and this is indeed another whump fic so keep that in mind! Spoilers?: heavily based around a major spoiler of ep 109, as well as references to Chip's past (specifically details revealed in the Noctis arc, eps 64-67), don't read until you've passed ep 109!
a wrench in the gears.-hurt/comfort who it involves: Ensa, Jay setting ep wise: sometime around ep 106 trigger warnings: Jay does yell at some people but otherwise nothing too big i think! Spoilers?: Ensa in of herself is kinda a spoiler (first appears in ep 96), but the biggest of spoilers comes from the location theyre in (which they first arrive to in ep 103), as such i say dont read until you've reached ep 103 and beyond!
The Unbelievable-PART OF A COLLECTION OF CRACK SHIP FICS (crack taken seriously, light hearted) who it involves: Earl, Niklaus, Gillion, Jay, Chip, Oliver, Marshal Jon, Pretzel setting ep wise: vague/unspecified, implied to be sometime after the Desire Isle arc (eps 17-25) trigger warning: none i can think of! Spoilers?: Niklaus himself (as well as Jon and Ollie) could be considered spoilers (Ollie's first appearance with Jon: ep 17; Niklaus appears for the first time in the Loffinlot arc, eps 2-11), and a detail about Earl is referenced (this detail is mentioned during the Loffinlot arc if i remember correctly, and if not, it is a minor one and not talked about much), but is basically a minimal to no spoilers fic!
Isn't Always That Complicated-PART OF A COLLECTION OF CRACK SHIP FICS (crack taken seriously, hurt/comfort) who it involves: Earl, Niklaus setting ep wise: minimum post ep 110 trigger warnings: while they are a crack ship, there is a fight between a married couple, as well as descriptions of them kissing Spoilers?: the very setting is indeed a spoiler, i recommend reading after ep 103 (where the setting is first shown) or ep 110 (to understand a detail referenced in this a bit)!
cheers to my light (your the miracle year round)-PART OF A COLLECTION OF CRACK SHIP FICS (crack taken seriously, fluff) who it involves: Earl, Niklaus setting ep wise: in the future/post ep 115 [note: this isn't canon compliant with the timeline!] trigger warnings: mentions of alcohol, small doses are consumed but nobody is drunk, brief kissing descriptions Spoilers?: the worst of them is characters only revealed in the recent arc (eps 103-115+), but otherwise there's minimal to no spoilers in this one!
PRIME DEFENDERS:
no shame but mine to soothe me-vague hurt/comfort who it involves: Dakota, Wavelength setting ep wise: vague/unspecified, sometime after meeting Ashe (minimum post s1 ep 11) trigger warnings: eating non-edible objects (the biggest danger implied is the idea of eating glass shards), Dakota has an outburst and yells, but nothing too big! i do also make him imply a dick joke 2 different times Spoilers?: id consider Ashe the biggest spoiler, and even then he's not a big part in this fic, making it marked (pun unintended) as minimal to no spoilers!
weird pine trees in my minds forest.-fluff who it involves: Vyncent, William setting ep wise: post s1 finale, pre s2 ep1 trigger warnings: none i can think of! Spoilers?: theres not really any flat-out stated spoilers! as such, i deem this one the first no spoiler fic!
a mouth to bite with; wouldnt your corpse just look so nice?-hurt no comfort who it involves: Vyncent setting ep wise: post Prime Force oneshot, pre s1 ep1 trigger warnings: cannibalism, gore, blood, and keep in mind this was for freak week! Spoilers?: not exactly, the main canon detail discussed all is mentioned, even if briefly, in ep 1! another no spoiler fic!
i know ill never repay this debt.-hurt no comfort who it involves: Xavier, Cantrip (mentioned but plays a big part in this) setting ep wise: sometime during s2 ep 34 trigger warnings: implied death and panic attacks Spoilers?: MAJOR spoilers for the grayscale arc (s2 eps 32-34), dont read until you get past it!
ill save everyone when i save you-hurt/comfort who it involves: Dakota, William setting ep wise: vague/unspecified, Bobo is present so would be post Amalgamation/Harttawa Island (s1 eps 2-5) trigger warnings: suicide attempts, stay safe my friends! Spoilers?: Bobo is a minor spoiler, but otherwise this counts as a minimal to no spoiler fic, just please mind the tws!
im an even worse burden then what i let you see-hurt/comfort who it involves: Wavelength, William setting ep wise: vague/unspecified trigger warnings: small amounts of paranoia, period talk occurs, one singular mention of drugs and i guess uh stealing if thats a trigger for anybody Spoilers?: a detail about Wavelength is briefly discussed (revealed in s1 ep 11), but since its not that big, im counting this as a minimal to no spoiler fic!
ill get it figured out for you-hurt/comfort who it involves: Dakota, William setting ep wise: vague/unspecified, implied to be post s2 trigger warnings: violence, anger issues Spoilers?: theres the smallest mention of events mentioned only in s2 ep40 or the end of s2, but its not a needed detail, so i say this fic is minimal to no spoilers!
Waves of Sensory-hurt/comfort who it involves: Vyncent, Tide, Miss Gilbert setting ep wise: post Prime Force oneshot, pre s1 ep1 trigger warnings: sensory overload, panic attack i wanna say kind of Spoilers?: it references big parts of Vyncent's backstory (talked about in the Fauna arc, s2 eps 7-11), i recommend watching past s2 ep11 at least to understand whats happening!
this heart was hallow, so hard to swallow, before you-lighthearted who it involves: Vyncent, William, Stryder, Alphonz, Ram setting ep wise: post s1 finale, pre s2 ep1 trigger warnings: typical sickness things (bedridden-ness, coughing, etc), small mentions of "putting out of misery" for illness reasons (nothing very big), small mentions of animal murder (specifically of rats), descriptions of kissing Spoilers?: details about Vyncent's powers which are only really discussed around s2 play a big part in this (my wording is terrible i fear), so i recommend finishing s1 before reading!
the ashe winters 9/11 fake transcript-transcript, crack who it involves: Ashe, William, Vyncent, Dakota, Slimecicle, Yakko, Condifiction, Grizzly, Bizly setting ep wise: post s2 finale/post s2 ep40 trigger warnings: 9/11 jokes, references to destruction (minimal and in a comedic way) Spoilers?: it is based around and discusses big events from the season 2 finale, do not watch unless youre okay with that spoiler!
the dead shall rot / your breath is forced but real-transcript, hurt minimal comfort [ALTERNATE UNIVERSE, DOES NOT FOLLOW CANON TIMELINE AT ALL] who it involves: Mr. Wisp, Mrs. Wisp, Tide, William, Bizly setting ep wise: pre s1 ep1 trigger warnings: body horror, corpse descriptions, rot and decay, offering parts of self, panic attacks of sorts (implied), major character death Spoilers?: minus the mention of a more major character, nothing! as such, minimal to no spoilers!
the savior, the hero, and what he wants for me-transcript, hurt/comfort who it involves: Ashe, William, Vyncent, Dakota setting ep wise: post s2 finale/s2 ep 40 trigger warnings: mini argument, joking threats of killing, the end bit is myself being shot dead but its in a funny way Spoilers?: yep, the events in this are heavily based around s2 events and takes place during an event that is mentioned in the finale! do not read unless youre okay with spoilers and everything!
it makes you feel so giant/once we were so small-transcript, vague hurt who it involves: Ashe, William, Vyncent, Dakota, Mark setting ep wise: post s2 finale/s2 ep40 trigger warnings: joke arguments in the beginning, i do a tad bit of taylor swift slander, the place is destroyed so there is broken glass, references to losing control of yourself, brief mentions of being trapped in a confined space (never described), the entire transcript is the re-facing of trauma and seeing the experiences felt there were ones you were too young for, theres a suicide joke at the very very end Spoilers?: yep, several for events in s2 and the area theyre in has many references to the s1 finale, dont read until youve finished pd s2 i say!
your sins wont wash out (thanks for coming back to me)-hurt/comfort who it involves: Ashe, Wavelength setting ep wise: post s2 finale/s2 ep40 trigger warnings: death is heavily referenced (death of a friend to be specific), blood and violence (not in detail), gagging, attempts of self harm, panic attacks, non-sexual nudity and bathing (the nudity is never really described), self blame and guilt, possession is referenced a bit, unreality and the feelings from it Spoilers?: MAJOR ONES. ashe is only introduced at ep 11 s1, a big villain who drives the trauma only becomes big in the s1 finale, and a main point of the hurt is based on a huge event of s2 ep 39. if you dont mind being kind of confused, you can read without watching, but if you dont want spoilers, hold off on this one, major spoilers!
if you dont tell then i wont tell and nobody will ever know-CURRENT STATUS: 7/23 CHAPTERS WRITTEN (hurt/comfort) who it involves: Wavelength, Dakota, Grandma Cole (so far mostly mentioned) trigger warnings: throughout-implied child abuse, the processing of trauma, Dakota consistently blames himself for his injuries (believing he is "weak" thus why he couldnt "handle it") aka guilt complexes chapter 1 [hurt/comfort]: threats made with a gun (not ever fired), panic attack, descriptions of severe injury, hyper-ventilation (from panic attack), blood is briefly mentioned, Dakota talks about being attacked by bears, mentions of heartbeats chapter 2 [minimal hurt]: descriptions of pain, another panic attack ensues, descriptions of mass injury (one big scratch across the chest) and other injuries, dried blood is mentioned, once again the topic of bear attacks is discussed chapter 3 [minimal hurt]: panic attack part 3, brief mentions of dying via bleeding out, mentions of heartbeats chapter 4 [lighthearted]: the first 2 throughout tws are the main ones that apply here chapter 5 [hurt minimal comfort]: flashbacks to abuse and violence, electrocution, descriptions of pain (as well as poor handling of said pain), mentions of heartbeats chapter 6 [minimal hurt]: yelling, flinching, expectations of pain, mentions of heartbeats chapter 7 [light-hearted hurt]: references to a deceased partner, guilt complexes, self-blame, implied glorification of harm, small identity crisis Spoilers?: much of the premise is based around a big spoiler of Dakota's backstory (which is revealed in s2 ep21), as well as a massive event of the s1 finale is referenced. as such, please hold off until youve seen past s2 ep21 minimum!
THE SUCKENING:
sherrifs and soda cans.-vague hurt, lighthearted who it involves: Soda, Deacon setting ep wise: during ep 10 trigger warnings: it is based in a jail if that bothers anybody, no actual big arguments happen but there is bitterness between Soda and Deacon Spoilers?: a note i put onto the fic has the worst of spoilers, but its just some characters. while it is based around a major event, you dont need to be caught up to it to understand whats going on! as such, while i recommend reaching ep 10, it is not a requirement for this!
battling scars-hurt/comfort who it involves: Soda, Emizel setting ep wise: vague/unspecified trigger warnings: the fic references scars throughout (nothing ever described to detail), smallest mentions of emetophobia (just the word "barf"), self-deprecating talk, brief mentions of disintegration (a singular line), Emizel is said to have zoned out but its not too big (mentioning just in case), there is descriptions of violence mostly for metaphors, Emizel also does an empty threat to Soda Spoilers?: nope! the biggest "spoiler" i can think of is that Emizel's a vampire here, which is revealed ep 1 (and also feels obvious for a vampire campaign to have vampires), so this ones a no spoiler fic!
if only you knew what goes on in my mind-hurt/comfort who it involves: Soda, Emizel setting ep wise: vague/unspecified trigger warnings: depriving ones self of sleep Spoilers?: same as the other one, nope! another no spoiler fic!
WONDERLUST:
grand gestures cant fix this, you never did the dishes-hurt no comfort who it involves: Lint, Troy setting ep wise: vague/unspecified, implied to be after ep 1 or so trigger warnings: major character death, corpse descriptions, brief blood mentions Spoilers?: if there are any, i wouldnt know! im not completely caught up with wonderlust at the time of writing this (3/31/25), but i do know that for where ive gotten up to (very very start of ep 3, havent started yet) this is a no spoiler fic! just mind the trigger warnings!
wish we could talk but your stone walls leave me hurt-hurt/comfort who it involves: Lint, Troy setting ep wise: pre ep 1 trigger warnings: negative self talk, arguments, mentions of injury (no descriptions of pain, appearance, or severity) Spoilers?: none! still not caught up as of writing this one (4/8/25) and have not progressed any further along, so should be no spoilers!
something else/i just want a button to push-lighthearted who it involves: Jax, Troy setting ep wise: pre ep 1 trigger warnings: descriptions of making out Spoilers?: not that i can tell! it is mostly just them kissing, and is based around a character with like no information on him, as such theres no spoilers i could incorporate!
thought i saw your shadow under the door-hurt/comfort
who it involves: Jax, Lint setting ep wise: vague/unspecified trigger warnings: hallucinations and unreality (believing something otherworldly is stalking you with violent intensions), brief thoughts of suicide in a sense (allowing something to kill you), knife is held but not used, insomnia happens on lints end but not described, panic attacks, descriptions of crying (specifically mentioning snot and things) Spoilers?: as of editting this (5/5/2025), nothing has changed in my wonderlust catchup, but i am aware jax is not mentioned beyond ep 1 and im unsure what information we actually have of lint now, regardless this is deemed a no spoiler fic! just watch for the warnings!
MYTHBORNE:
hes gone and were whats left alive of him, so let the corpse go-hurt minimal comfort who it involves: Ryan, Aster, Connor (not present but a driving force of this) setting ep wise: post finale/ep 3 trigger warnings: grief (and unhealthy ways to cope with it), loss of a close friend, implied self blame, an argument does end up occurring even if quite brief Spoilers?: nothing for the actual campaign but rather details revealed in the intergalactic what if (set after the events of mythborne) as well as discussed in just rolled with its. id consider this a major spoiler, but the only way to learn of these details is either to access them from patreon or look at the wiki which holds some (that is how i learned of these for the first time to be fair). as such, this is technically no spoilers, but read at your own risk!
nothing to gain something to lose-hurt/comfort who it involves: Ryan, Professor Aeliana setting ep wise: vague/unspecified trigger warnings: grief (and unhealthy ways to cope with it), loss of family, self-deprecation Spoilers?: once again, the details of the spoilers are never discussed in the actual campaign. in fact, these details are only ever talked about on condis discord! once again, this fic is technically no spoilers, but read at your own risk!
APOTHEOSIS:
bite your lips till they bleed / my help is love, i give with my whole being-minimal hurt/comfort who it involves: Peter, Elena setting ep wise: post finale/ep 14 trigger warnings: trying to consume objects that cant be eaten (in this case a rock), blaming ones self for incontrollable behaviors Spoilers?: 2 pretty big ones which while arent important to the fic, are kind of needed to understand part of whats happening! please dont read until finishing apotheosis!
JUDGEMENT:
can i come to you (when i need to be saved)-hurt/comfort who it involves: Jaguar, Buck setting ep wise: vague/unspecified, implied post ep 4 trigger warnings: hallucinations, self-induced insomnia, demons and other worldly monsters, panic attacks, injuries obtained and attempted, swords and violence, it is set at night so it is dark Spoilers?: theres mentions of a character name only revealed around ep 11, as well as a character only revealed to be there in ep 3, so this one i consider a mild to medium spoilers! just keep the triggers in mind!
MULTI-CAMPAIGN:
The Falling Rat(girl)-minimal hurt/comfort campaigns: Wonderlust, Mythborne who it involves: Aster (Mythborne), Runt (Wonderlust) setting ep wise: post mythborne finale (ep 3) and intergalactic gameshow, vague/unspecified for wonderlust (presumed to be post ep 2 minimum) trigger warnings: mentions of someone almost falling to death, vague references to alcohol (Ryan's drinks) with none ever consumed, bad care of wounds and general disability things, brief mentions of scars Spoilers?: mythborne-for the actual campaign, its mostly just a name mentioned briefly. for the aftermath of the campaign, there are some major details that, while arent important to know to understand this, are referenced. if you had plans to watch the intergalactic gameshow what if, i recommend holding back from watching! wonderlust-impossible for any, as when i wrote this, ep 1 hadnt been released! as such, no spoilers on the wonderlust end!
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HEEEEEEEEEY WHATS GOOD TUMBLR 🗣️🔥 I just wanted to do a proper introduction to this MONSTER of a Win or Lose AU I’m planning for you guys, figured out I might do it of myself first just to get basic info down 😭
1. The Lose To Win AU is planned for teens and up (basically if you meet tumblrs guidelines? You’re good lol) BUUUT I will say there’s some sensitive topics if some of you want to keep out! CWs of the AU could include: angst, mental health issues such as stress eating, substances being used but not specified, strong language (I’ll try to keep it to a minimum though!), crime, violence, etc. I’ll do a masterpost once I actually at least upload the FIRST part of this fanfic with all ground rules and proper CWs specified!
2. Even though my DMs and asks are totally open! Please try to be mindful about them, I’m a minor and may feel unsafe if some asks or DMs are too personal, and I’d like to keep it limited in that aspect
3. I am NOT an artist 😭 even though I’m learning to draw properly I still don’t feel confident enough to make a comic series about this AU yet, I WILL however be doing some edits or snippets throughout it just to give the fic some substance and voice! For that same reason any asks about drawing are rarely going to be answered unless I post something that says I’m ready to draw some yummy fan art
4. I’m completely cool with any type of constructive criticism regarding my writing, art or even how I manage tumblr as a whole! I’m not a native speaker and this is the first time I write fan fiction in prose, so expect some things to be really clunky in my writing, so if you notice something as such please let me know! I wont get mad since I’m trying to improve…desperately. I will however ignore or call out blatant attacks disguised as criticism so don’t try anything guys
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6. I’ll also upload unrelated things about win or lose such as analysis, memes and just overall fan obsession of win or lose, I’ll try to specify when’s when though 😭
IM SO EXCITED TO FINALLY MEET YOU ALL! I LOVE WIN OR LOSE SM AND I JUST FELT THE NEED TO MAKE A WHOLE AHH STORY ABOUT IT.
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Online/Offline [C.S] - seven | above minimum wage. like, *way* above
You sat across from Seonghwa at a table in the café, his mouth set in a firm line as he read your resume.
“So,” he started. “You’re a streamer?”
“And video editor.”
He put the resume down. “And why do you want to work in a café?”
“Well, your ‘Help Wanted’ said you paid above minimum wage. Like, way above.”
“Mhm.”
“And I wouldn’t mind having a real reason to get out of my house a few times a week.”
“Mhm.”
“And… there’s a few video editing clients I have that I really want to drop.”
His eyebrows ticked up. “Can I ask why?”
“One of them keeps hitting on me, and the other ones don’t pay enough. Only one of them is really worth it.”
“Well, I’m sorry for the first one, that’s very unprofessional.”
You nodded.
“And for the other ones, that makes sense.”
You nodded again.
“Your resume says you worked in a café a few years ago; do you remember how to make all the basic drinks?”
“Mostly. I could probably use a refresher, but, it’ll come back to me soon enough.”
He nodded and folded his arms.
“And, uh, just between you and me: I was the only reason the café I used to work at was sparkling clean.”
His brows ticked up. “Oh?”
You nodded, self-assuredly.
“Well, I suppose that I have to hire you.”
“I-- really?”
He chuckled.
“Were the people who left that bad at cleaning?”
His eyebrow raised again. “How did you know that someone just left?”
“I-- uhh…”
He smiled.
“I… heard it by accident? I mean, you and uh, the one guy--”
“Wooyoung?”
“--yeah. You were kind of having a conversation about it where customers could hear it.”
He nodded.
You nodded. You were in the clear.
“I thought you worked with headphones on?”
You were not.
“Ummm…”
“I’m not mad. I told him I didn’t want to have that conversation where anyone could hear it and he didn’t listen. It’s a good thing it was only you who heard it and not someone who loves drama.”
You nodded emphatically. “Hate drama. Don’t want it in my life. Try to stay as far away from it as possible.”
Seonghwa chuckled.
“I am sorry though. Once I heard the intrigue, I couldn’t help but listen. Can I… ask what happened?”
“Nothing more than what you heard: two of my employees who were involved romantically appeared to have convinced themselves that I was oppressing them in some way and left. They left a note likening themselves to Romeo and Juliet… driven by their passions, I suppose.” He shook his head.
“...They know that they both died at the end, right?”
“I’m assuming not.”
You laughed. “Well… hopefully it goes better for them.”
He nodded. “I bear them no ill will, I just wish they would have given me two weeks notice instead.”
You nodded. “Well, maybe they’ll both take poison and die and have learned their lesson.”
He looked at you blankly.
“That was a Romeo and Juliet joke.”
His eyebrow quirked and he chuckled. “Sure.”
“Sorry, I sort of just say things, sometimes. Sometimes it's dark humor.”
“That’s fine, just don’t do it in front of the customers.”
“Not a prob-- wait, you’re hiring me?”
“I don’t see a reason why not. You can work mornings, which was Juliet’s shift time, and you live close enough that if I somehow mysteriously run off with someone, one of the other guys can call you in.”
You laughed.
“When can you start?”
“Whenever’s the earliest.” You smiled. “Oh my god, I’m so happy I can drop that one guy.”
Seonghwa smiled and held out his hand. “Welcome to the team.”
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august - fic recs (mature edition)
hi hello and welcome to my first rec list! as i said in previous posts, ill be doing a monthly rec list divided in two posts, a gen/teen and a mature/explicit version (if i have enough fics) and a masterpost where i link all my lists
fandom wise itll probably be all over the place, but i will add the length, important warnings, links and some comments on every fic so u may check them all out!
now without further ado
Fandom: DC
Some Magnetic Way I Move by Shenanigans
words: 11,224 (perfect for an evening)
rating and warnings: M, sexual content (not necessarily pleasant), recommend checking the tags seriously on this one
relationships: Roy Harper/Jason Todd
summary: roy is a kid who wonders near the ocean without any pirpose in life when he meets a creature that seems too good to be true, then life gets in the way, and roy gets in his own way even harder
notes: this fic has been obsessing me since i read it the first time, its dark and fucked up and completely too easy to get absorbed into, roy is a complicated, messed up man with a shitty life and a tendency to completely destroy himself and you cannot look away from him
this story moves along several years of roys life and his growth or lack thereof and its so easy to get lost in the pacing of this fic and just enjoy the ride, as hard as it gets
literally no need to know anything about dc, just read it and thank me later
Heroes of the Squared Circle by Mithen
words: 226,687 (yes, i wrote that right, it takes a good week)
rating and warnings: M, sexual content (theres one whole scene in a thousand pages), nothing past canon typical violence
relationships: Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne
summary: clark is a wrestler, so he follows his heart and joins a promotion where he meets bruce, cue their adventures as they work their way through a retelling of the best dc moments: wrestling edition
notes: OKAY HEAR ME OUT i did not like wrestling before i started this fic, i took a minute to get into it, the moment i got into it i could not stop
this is one of the most fun, most detailed, most passioned fics ive ever read, a love letter to dc and wrestling so vivid and transparent that it genuinely made me excited for it too, all the characters are treated with love and care and the main relationship is so exciting, u can feel the love they hold for each ohter but never overshadows the wonderfully crafted story and the genuinely engaging plot
(cried at the end cause of how much i loved it. i dont cry)
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender
Below the Sun by CSHfic, VSfic
words: 24,853 (can be read in a long afternoon)
rating and warnings: M, no sexual content, i would consider it T but there is a good amount of injuries
relationships: Sokka/Zuko
summary: sokka and zukko get stranded on an island after a shipwreck and have to learn not to be at each others throats while waiting for rescue
notes: heartwarming and weirdly peaceful, though the inherent anxiousness of sokka being stranded and injured with an enemy nearby does get to you, easy to read and easy to love, honestly a good time through and through and a good reflection on friendship
if you havent watched atla (watch it) you can read this anyway, only minimum knowledge is required for this fic
Fandom: Modern Warfare
i like you alive by kaijusalad
words: 11,254 (another afternoon read)
rating and warnings: M, graphic violence and injuries, no sexual content
relationships: John "Soap" MacTavish/Simon "Ghost" Riley
summary: soap gets really injured in a mission and ghost has to get him out of there, somehow keep him awake, try not to die, and not panic and he is partially failing
notes: intense high-stakes fic, graphic and heart-wrenching and yet somehow very warm, incredibly easy to start praying for ghosts success cause hes... hes trying so hard! once you start reading you wont be able to stop until u reach the end, also anyone typing out accents has my unconditional love
no previous knowledge needed to read this fic, just brace yourselves (btw i dont know why but the tags in this fic are so funny to me)
Doing Time by MildLimerence
words: 53,566 (takes 2 or 3 days)
rating and warnings: M, graphic sexual content plus graphic violence, both to a preeeetty fucking explicit level so please check the tags
relationships: John "Soap" MacTavish/Simon "Ghost" Riley
summary: in a world where soulmates are scarce and sometimes even dangerous to other people or themselves, soap ends up getting himself arrested cause his mark makes him go a bit wild and, to his horror, activates when he finally arrives at prison
notes: listen, i hate soulamates (i love you on purpose) but theres something about the way this author writes them that gets me, the connection between soulmates is more of a telepathic, magnetic connection and the lack of it can make soulmates go completely feral, its not the beautiful thing everyone thinks it is
dont want to spoil much but dont be fooled by the summary, this baby has a whole plot prepared and though the dynamic between characters and dark elements are incredibly fun on their own, i ended up getting actually really hooked by the plot, reeeeally fun read
knowing who the characters are makes it an easier read but i dont think youll get lost if you dont
Fandom: Supernatural
like moses and batman and james dean by saltyfeathers
words: 31,587 (takes a couple days, def a couple breaks)
rating and warnings: M, graphic sexual content, not all of it fun, gets pretty dark so check the tags and the authors notes
relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester
summary: dean used to turn tricks to make sure he had enough money to care for his brother, now that he has met cas, his issues with intimacy resurface with a vengeance
notes: not an easy fic to read, heavy topics are touched and you feel genuinely bad for dean but the characterization is so perfect that i tend to think of deans past here as canon, as messed up as it is
even though the topics are dark, the fic doesnt dwell on the worst stuff, there are no scenes written for shock value, its a tasteful take on dark topics, its just heartbreaking and powerful, it will make you root for the main characters, hard
if you dont know these characters you may be pretty lost but you definitely only need a basic idea of the show
#fic rec#dont know how to tag this so feel free to tell me#also feel free to send a message with how to make lists better! ill be doing them for as long as i can
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HAI GUYS so i think im ready 2 come back here !!!! ive been taking a rlly big break from editing and stuff and recently ive been getting back into it ^^ i think ill be opening reqs later today or tmrw hehe !!! however pls try and keep layout reqs to a minimum , those burn me out super fast !!! ok that ' s all >_< and ill also be posting a promo most likely !! WELCOME BACK 2 MEEEE !!!!
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Have I told you about that time someone stopped talking to me because I declined a job he had for me? Actually, it has happened two times? And, as always, I don't understand the human behavior behind that.
See, the first time, it was a coworker I had barely spoken to. You know, one of those plastic beaches —
(Parenthesis before you call me mysogynistic again. You wouldn't get this, I get it, and women shouldn't speak ill about other women, I know. But once you get into the working life you know certain type of girls. In my workplace it's pretty common for bosses to keep gorgeous women close to them. You know, HUGE breasts, huge bum, almost pronographic clothing. And that's OK, everyone's allowed to dress and look the way they want, BUT they literally do nothing, they just walk around holding a folder and pretend to do something in exchange OF HUUUGE paychecks, just because the bosses enjoy to see them. It gets discouraging and makes you mad to know you have to work hard hard hard for the minimum when they just... Exist. And that wouldn't be a problem, I've met some that are really good people, they know their position but they are nice. Some others? They are bitches who think everyone owes them the world, they just look down on you and they only talk to you when they need something. Then they're smiling and happy and giggly because they want something. Also, you end up doing the one or two things they're supposed to do because they don't know how to use basic Office and computer stuff??? Why do you work at an office then? 😭)
Anyway back to the main point. This girl calls me one day. I didn't recognize her, but after giving some clues I realize is someone who previously was in the department I worked. And aw man I don't like her (?). Whenever I saw her in the department I'd say hello to her and she'd turn her head around, like, what did I say to you? I was just saying hello the same way I say hello to everyone because we coexist in the same space for (back then) almost 12 hours and creating an hostile environment would be hell 😭 of course, she calls me because she needs something.
She tells me she wants a video, kinda like a commercial for (idk what she was planning to sell, food maybe). I obviously have to turn the job down (politely) because, dude, I don't know how to work with video, I don't have the ideal software, and back then I was working in (project) that was taking my whole time, I had no time to experiment. And I told her that, ok, not everything, but I told her "sorry but I don't have much time and I don't usually work with video". Haven't heard from her since then.
OK so that one didn't surprise me, it was just, the usual girl wanting something, as usual. The next one is... Strange.
She's a coworker, we've known each other for years, a nice person! (She used to talk to me, for a thing or two, sometimes just to say hello even if we no longer are in the same department) And she tells me she wants me to edit a picture of her family, to add a family member to a picture because she's gonna get married but said family member won't be able to come from USA to the wedding.
She shows me the pics, and I know right away it's something I can't do. See, I usually edit pics for (things needed at my workplace) and I always try my best because HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY "I won't do it because I don't know"? I always tell them "I'm not sure but give me a sec and I'll figure something out" because that's my job (?). And sometimes people prefer to go to me instead of the communication department because, idk, I guess I'm more flexible and easy to work with? I DONT KNOW.
But, unlike the people working at the communication department, I'm not a pro, I don't have a Mac, I can't make a waiting list, I have to deliver everything on the spot with tight deadlines and answer during weekends if needed. And I'm not professional, and I have no problem acknowledging that. I know when I can try and get a satisfactory result, the same way I know when Im just not qualified enough.
And I told her that, kinda like "I can try if you want, but I'd suggest you to go with a professional editor to better results. Because it's an important pic of course". And she has never talked to me again? I offered to try for free (cause we used to get along well) 😭
I dont know why people get offended when you admit something is out of your abilities. I know my limits, I know when I can deliver great results, when I can try, and I also know when I'm stepping into territory I'm not qualified enough to go into. Is that a bad thing? I don't know 😭
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I wrote this up years ago
How to make a pin (all steps)
Step 1 :Design a graphic or logo
- you dont want the manufacturer to do this part for you, this is long term
- come up with idea for design, rough sketch, or quick creation on an app will work
- App designs work in a pinch but long term, the design and style will look similar to everyone else and thats not who we are
- Try to decide on 3 elements in your design/logo that will explain what your company is about. (Color, font, aesthetic)
- Once youve got the basics, download FIVERR app. Search through the freelance artists that make logo design (i tend to search for typography, or letter experts, as opposed to logo designers. Weave through their portfolio til you find someone whose price and work you can dig. Also make sure to get the source files for copyrights, and AI Adobe files to edit them on your own later. ( add different colors, characters, styles, etc)
- Now that part is all done, about a week, you should have spent $50-$100 MAX.
Step 2: finding manufacturer
- download ALIBABA.
- Search through custom pin creators
- Look for the most/best reviews and one thats been there a long time.
- You want to look for a good MOQ (minimum order quantity) and make sure it aint like 1k pieces. Somewhere around 50 is fair.
- I personally havent ever gotten a sample, but I recommend looking for places that offer them. It shows theyre willing to prove their work to you.
- Once you think youve found one, id recommend trying at LEAST 2, youre almost done. If you dont message them with a complete idea, theyll likely not reply back, if you have a design and all your preferences ready, theyll answer asap.
- At around 50 pieces, each pin can range from .30- $2 a piece depending on many factors ill go over in a second.
- Theyll need to create a mold for each pin you do, itll be around $35 per mold, but they keep it on file for 2 years. So you can make your pin with different colors without paying that $35 again. If you want to change the metal it is another $35
Step 3: creating what you want
- youve found a manufacturer, now, what to say?
- Youll need a few things at this point
- Youll need the amount of colors you want to use, the size of the pin, the quantity, the metal, if you want their to be engraving on the back, if you want inside pieces cut out, if its hard or soft enamel, and if you want backing cards produced.
- Color- the more color, the more expensive. These are technically hand colored. Some manufacturers are now able to “print” the design onto a pin, and it makes it for a smoother looking pin. This is where youd want a sample or video of the item once one is produced to make sure the colors come out the way youd like. You can also add glitter, glow in the dark, or even mirror.
- Size - also plays part into price. Bigger is easier to see but too large will raise the price more than youd like. This is better for busy pieces of design.
- Quantity- the more you add the cheaper the price, find the sweet spot
- Metals - Multiple different metals. Silver, gold, black are the main ones. Price shouldnt be affected here
- Engraving - i always do this to my pins. Proves that its mine. I put my logo, and the year. But you can also add numbers for limited edition releases, or whatever else youd like. They can engrave or laser etch. I prefer engrave but its more expensive.
- Hard enamel - the whole pin on the top is flush, smooth to the touch. I prefer this as it comes off “cleaner” to me. My anime pin and wizard pins for example. I dont believe theres a price difference between the two options
- Soft enamel - has texture, grooves, dips. This is cool if you want someone to “feel” your pin. I did this with my coffee coffin pin.
- Backing cards are nice. You can use your new logo and add some background for a card or get creative, for example i bought an American Psycho pin, their backing card was the business card from the movie, hella dope and i kept it for years . They come to you in plastic and ready to ship out condition. I totally forgot to get these for my most recent pin.
Thats pretty much it. Send this information to a few different manufacturer, be cordial and establish a rapport and theyll help you back no problem. Ive made a pretty good connection with one and its lit cuz i can ask her any question casually and she will respond. Id expect the whole process to take about a month give or take a week or two for shipping.
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my keto experience
Intro/TL:DR
As a preface I can report that I lost 17lbs in 30 days while strictly adhering to a keto diet. I'm a 34 year old canadian woman who works from home as an artist and a huge helping factor for me was the freedom to stay home on the bad days and the ability to purchase fresh meats and vegetables on a weekly basis. This is a really tough diet but if you put the right pieces in place, it might work for you too. Additionally, I am NOT a dietitian/nutritionist in any way, shape, or form. Everything posted here is from my own experience and a modicum of research on the net. Please double-check my facts before you begin this diet for yourself.
Is keto for you?
The first and hardest question to ask yourself about a ketosis diet is, Can I Endure this? And you should not feel any guilt if the answer to that question is no, because this is a very invasive and aggressive diet that will cause you physical pain even if just for a brief amount of time. Similar to vegetarianism, or is extreme cousin, veganism, a keto diet involves cutting out large swaths of the food pyramid to facilitate this diet. This does not mean going hungry, the foods that are removed will be replaced with other foods, only without any (or minimal) artificial or natural sugars. Sugar is just a chemical, which doesn't sound like a huge sacrifice, right? Most adults don't bother adding sugar to anything other than tea or coffee, but sugar is much more deeply rooted in our lives than you may realize.
Carbohydrates can be found in virtually every type of ready-to-serve foods: breads, wraps, pastas, fried snacks, hors d'oeuvre (these are examples of things I ate before this diet). All of these delicious and very satisfying foods have a fiber content and sugar content. You're still allowed to consume these, and I encourage you do so, but make sure to monitor the grams of total carbohydrates you consume that day. During this diet you will only be allowed to consume 20 grams (to 50 grams, depending on your body and personal needs) a day. remember this. Those 20 grams of carbs maybe the difference between you having a normal day and one of the worst days of your life.
Before I chose to begin a keto diet, I had been exercising casually (as before I was sedentary, more details on this later) and consuming about half as many carbohydrates as I had normally done in my life before. During the two years I was living this way, I was able to lose approximately 20lbs (from about 230 to 210). If you're starting your diet or lifestyle change from scratch, maybe try starting here first. Its significantly slower (10lbs in nearly a year), but it will not cause any pain or significant inconvenience.
What’s the big deal?/What to eat?
Sugar is a chemical, and more than that, its a drug that your body has been dependent on since you were a wee baby in your mama’s belly. Sugar makes your brain work and when you mess with your brain’s intake of the all-important-life-sauce it goes into panic mode. In the first 2-3 days (up to 6 if your me!) you will literally, physically go into a state of depression. Many had described it to me as ‘keto flu’ but as a survivor of 2009s Swine flu, I can most assuredly tell you that keto is much, MUCH worse.
First, my appetite became very finicky (and i'm already a very picky eater). I had no desire to eat the genuinely tasty keto meals that my boyfriend had lovingly prepared. I didn't want to draw, and I wasn't even in the mood to play easy video games. All I felt like doing was crying or sleeping (which I did, for 9 hours in the middle of my 3rd day). This is why, whenever I speak to someone who’s even moderately interested in this diet to BOOK TIME OFF YOUR JOB!!! It’s inconceivable to me to be forced to face other human beings in this state of physical distress. You need to pamper yourself while in this state in order to endure it and ensure your success.
There was one more bump in the road around the one-week point but i'm fairly certain it came down to a combination of dehydration and moodiness (period) so perhaps that was an outlier. Either way, water is the key when you start feeling shitty. Get yourself a nice BPA-free water bottle that you're comfortable carrying around and keeping full of fresh water. Once your body is in ketosis (you can check using those little paper sticks you pee on from the drug store, wash your hands!) you will get tired and moody the very instant you become hungry at mealtimes. Sometimes you don't even feel the familiar hunger pangs from your previous diet and mistake it for just a general bad mood. Always have a sip of water, babes; that’s your brain telling you to hydrate.
Alternatively, after eating a keto meal you still may feel hungry or unsatisfied, even sad (longing for your favourite dessert). This is where those 20g of carbs come in pretty clutch. Finding your perfect portion of reward may be impossibly difficult, I can only tell you what made me feel better when I got the cravings. Blueberries are quite sweet, they have a lot of natural sugar, but a handful of them sufficed as an incredibly sweet treat (some keto dieters have proclaimed that ‘regular things taste much sweeter than before’, I didn't experience this). Minigo/iogo yoghurt cups are fatty and sweet and work as a decent replacement to ice cream (count the carbs!). On extra tough mornings (in addition to bacon and eggs! Totally keto!) we would split a cavendish oven-fried hashbrown (about 15g; 7.5g split between my partner and I).
There are a surprising amount of natural foods that are not keto, but in careful proportions, can be incorporated into a daily keto diet. Most every fruit (that I checked) is very sugary but can make for a nice dessert. Certain vegetables like carrots or potato have too many carbs to be anything more than a boost when you feel shitty. Red onions have a very small amount of carbs (sugar and fibre work together to your benefit!) and server to replace pasta as a side to a nice steak dinner.
On that note, you need fibre to make your BMs move. Cutting carbs from your life means your number 2’s go bunny mode…. Take a sugar-free metamucil on any day where you have more meat during a meal than other types of food, or the toilet will be a nightmare.
Meals:
Cutting away pastas, breads, and other sides seems like an insane task but with some discipline and creativity, it's quite manageable. Breakfast didn't change much: eggs any way (sunny side for me, cheddar omelette for my BF) with bacon or sausage. Lunch was some combination of chicken breast and various salads (so many salad dressings are low or no carb! Read the back!). On steak night, we replace noodles with sauteed red onions fried and seasoning. Snacktime was usually pre-sliced cheddar cheese (go NUTS that shit is A-OK!), unsalted peanuts (other nuts have marginally more carbs, almonds and sunflower are moderate, check what works for you), or small amounts of beef jerky. Accompany those snacks with a big drink of water, or if you've had enough of that, certain drinks are acceptable like tea or coffee (with sweetner and high fat milk, skim milk is too sugary), diet sodas, sugarfree drink mix (migo, nestea). Just remember water, water, water.
Is it worth it? Pros/Cons
Cons:
-HURTS LIEK DRUG WITHDRAWL (you're literally coming down from the lifelong chemical addiction of sugar. It hurts like Trainspotting)
-MEAT (you will be consuming a lot of animal product)
-POOP (even when you have your metamucil, the toilet can take some time)
-SWEETS (the cravings for your favourite yumyums will almost never stop, it takes monk-like discipline)
-BORING (you can't go out and enjoy meals/drinks with friends and family without them or the restaurant making odd or even crappy exceptions. Keto menu options are slowly becoming popular though)
-TIRED (the first week or two will be very tedious and you won’t have any energy, even your favourite hobbies may seen unfulfilling for a time)
-ALCOHOL (basically none, unless you like vodka and sugarfree mix, you'll get drunk a lot quicker and end up feeling shittier without carbs in your body to process the liquor)
Pros:
-INSTANT RESULTS (in my first week i lost nearly 10lbs, and then two for every subsequent week. note that, just like any diet, there will be bounce-back)
-APPETITE LOSS (once you get into the swing of this, after the 2 week mark, you’ll find you no longer are pained when your hungry and the bigger cravings subside)
-BUDGET (this is a bit of an odd one and may not necessarily reflect your cost benefits. Before engaging in this diet, my BF and I discovered we were spending too much money on restaurants and leaving the food in the fridge to waste. This was primarily because we were too lazy to cook. Getting off our asses and cooking 6 days of the week made an immediate impact on this for us. If you already do that, this won't apply. Concurrently, we spent more money at the grocery store ensuring we always had fresh meat and vegetables; this did net us positive)
-REWARDING MEALS (having to stop and think about what it takes to make a tasty and satisfying meal has forced us to look at things in a different way. Making yourself and your partner a healthy, supremely tasty meal gets those endorphins peaking)
-EXERCISE (Unnecessary! Your choice! Just note that building muscle increases your weight as muscle weights more than fat)
My fave meals:
-Coffee (reluctantly replacing 1tsp of sugar with a fairy-dust sprinkling of sweetner cos i HATE sweetner, its 20-30x stronger than sugar so you only need 1/20th as much)
-Eggs and bacon!!! (sausage sometimes too)
-Garlic grilled chicken with spinach salad (onions, sliced almonds, feta, dressing)
-Steak and red onions (meat rare and onions grilled with seasoning)
-Spicy ground pork tacos (replace the taco/burrito with large boston lettuce leaves, shredded cheddar, green onions, diced tomato, dab of ranch sauce)
-Baked chicken breast stuffed with ricotta and spinach, topped with parmesan
-Slow-cooked pulled pork slathered with sharp cheddar (just eat with a fork!)
-Baked shrimp with garlic butter and parmesan
-Jalapenos stuffed with ricotta, cream cheese and cheddar, then wrapped in a strip of bacon (great late-night snack)
-Even changing the texture of a cheese can change the taste of the meal. Shredded cheddar adds a salty bite to a lettuce wrap, grated parmesan can trick a baked chicken breast into thinking its breaded. creamy cheeses can replace other baking sauces entirely.
-Diet pops (make sure its 0 sugar!), and tea/coffees with sweetner are fine, they do contain a lot of sodium though, make sure to drink 1-for-1 with water (meaning: every diet coke or tea you have, accompany it with the same amount of plain water so your body can process it and pee it out).
Variations/Control:
Vitamins: It should be noted that I take a daily multivitamin (C3+D) as I generally don't get enough sun or fruits. I highly recommend you take these just in general. They help keep skin soft and blemish free (I initially began taking these because of acne on upper arms and it cleared within days).
Activity: As briefly mentioned earlier, I began shifting from sedentary (not moving much, sitting for hours a day) to a more active lifestyle about 2-3 years ago. This entailed a personal regimen of making an attempt at physical activity approximately half the days of the month (period week was generally excluded). Every other day I would attempt one of the following: walking at least 2km, 15-20m of floor exercises (‘lady push-ups’, sit-ups), 15-20m of time on the indoor bike, or an hour of house related chores (lifting, laundry, cleaning, anything that involves getting sweaty). In addition to these, yoga is peppered into my lifestyle as frequently as possibly, particularly in the morning before breakfast. On days where i'm unable to exercise, I at least attempt the basic yoga poses to stave off my (no-longer chronic) back pain.
#personal#diet#keto diet#ketosis#okay to reblog#no one proofread this for me...#ill try to keep edits to a minimum
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EDIT: I see that these old posts are getting attention. Please keep in mind that these anti-lov posts were written before I knew the whole story and I was recovering from an extremely tense time. As such, these are inaccurate due to lack of information.
So, I’ve been seeing people say that Bakagou is worse than the League of Villains.
Really. A kid that was a bully is worse than an organization of kidnappers, murderers, and TERRORISTS?
Guy. Guy, please. Don’t do this. Don’t stir my moral pot and make me defend Bakagou—sigh.
Bakugou Critical and Bakugou defenses below. Both parties have been warned.
Severe anti-League of Villains below.
Okay, look; I will be the first to admit that Bakagou pulled shit in the past,t and the writing lets him get off with a lot. (Those will get their own posts.) However, all the damage he’s done can be repented for. And in his own way, he is trying to grow. However, he’s taking the long way (the VERY long way) because Bakagou very rarely, if ever called out on his shit. Name one time Bakagou was called out for his actions before UA. And even at UA when does he get more than a slap on the wrist? Not to mention the VERY few times people call him out they always cover it up by saying, that’s just Bakagou, or admiring his determination. It’s like a dog pissing on the couch, and you raise your voice for a minute, then give them a treat a second later. If you don’t teach them, they’re just gonna keep pissing all over the place.
“Well, he should just naturally know this” not really. While there’s no canonical evidence that Bakagou was abused, it is shown they have a very volatile way of expressing their feelings. So it’s only natural that Bakagou may have a bit of confusion about how to deal with others and how to express himself.
Because of all of these factors, Bakagou has to learn what he’s doing wrong on his own.
While I feel Bakagou has a long way to go, he does show remorse and, in his Bakagou way, is making a minimum effort. He is SLOWLY understanding what he is doing wrong. More than that, while the damage to Izuku can’t be fixed it can be healed over time. The damage the villains did can’t. Do you know why? You can’t fix dead people.
Now, the League of assholes I’ll admit are more sympathetic than Bakagou, but they do NOT hold the moral high ground.
Whatever sad story they have they caused damage that can’t be forgiven. Why? Because the dead can’t forgive. Tago killed 13 teenage boys (unless Hori changed that as well). Dabi killed 30 people—delinquents or not, he still hunted them down with the intent to kill just to get at Endeavor. And then there’s everyone who died during the hospital raid.
Death is still a big thing in this world, everyone knows that and understands the pain it brings, which is why even heroes only kill as a LAST resort.
Nearly everyone in the league KNEW what they were doing was wrong, they just used the pain of their own past to justify it. Tago knew killing people was bad, but didn’t want to suppress the part of her that craved blood. Dabe knew the same thing, but he only cared about making his father pay. Even Twice knew that committing his crimes of vandalism, theft, and assault was wrong, but did it anyway because he was angry that he was fired and tossed out on the streets.
(That being said Twice was one of the villains that could have been redeemed, which is what makes his death tragic. Tago—as much as I loathe her, I’m willing to give a SMALL pass to her as she basically never got help for the BNHA equivalent of her mental illness.)
Now, Shiggy is the ONLY member with a get-out-of-jail-free card as he has the excuse of being brainwashed his whole life. (And Kurogiri, I guess as he’s a reprogrammed animated corpse, but I digress.) But the others? They knew the consequences of their actions and did it anyway. Everyone who died or were hurt in the hospital raid? The destruction of Japan? All the pain afterward? That’s all on them.
Again, Bakagou did bad, and his writing frustrates me. I’m upset that he never had to face the consequences of his bullying, and no. The sludge villain incident and his latest wound from the villains don’t count. Neither was karma. It was the wrong place, wrong time for the first, and the second one is just a severe injury from a brainwashed villain. Now, if the villain was, oh say, the kid from the first chapter that Bakagou was beating on before Izuku intervened, then that would be karma. As is, it’s just a consequence of Bakagou being reckless. (Which he should have learned his lesson about, but I digress.) But I digress.
Bakagou is annoying (to some), but he—and the majority of the heroes—still have the moral high ground over the villains.
And if we’re going to but the two on a scale, I’ll side with Bakagou over the terrorists who don’t care about the people they hurt.
#Don't get me wrong I do not like Bakagou#I do not like him one bit#however if forced to choose#I'll take the kid that can grow over--#well#I'm just repeating myself aren't I?#I'll be honest I probably wouldn't hate the league as much if Hori wrote them better#but maybe it's just personal preface#don't think I'm going soft on Bakagou though#I'm just waiting till the manga's done#anti lov#anti toga himiko#anti toga#anti himiko Toga#anti twice#anti shigaraki#anti tomura shigaraki#anti dabi#anti league of villains#bnha#mha#bnha meta
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This is a great idea and obviously well-intentioned, but like everything in intellectual property law reform it needs to be approached with caution. In general there are two major rules of thumb you always have to keep in mind whenever you propose a reform:
Corporations—which are usually the intended targets of IP law liberalization efforts—are "power users" who will be able to game your new system to the fullest extent it is gameable, while independent creators are going to be the opposite of power users and many will get wrecked by any reform that forces them to up their game. You have to assume that independent creators are basically like grandparents trying to learn to use the family computer (which, wow, is an analogy that is already out of date...jeez): Don't place the burden of systemic improvements on their shoulders.
It is imperative, and I mean imperative, to check for unintended consequences and contraindications that will undermine the integrity and justice of your proposed reform. Don't think about IP law reform in terms of the examples of abuses currently being committed. Think of it in terms of the harm your proposed reforms might cause. The current system works well enough that it is usually going to be better than ill-considered reforms.
So, to put these principles to work: What are the dangers of letting copyrights lapse if the works they protect are not regularly purchasable?
Purely off the top of my head, this has unintended negative consequences for: 1) the secondary market value of collector's editions / value-from-rarity products; 2) the creators of those products; 3) creators for whom making something regularly purchasable is a money-losing proposition (publishing is fraught with expenses in many cases), or for whom making something regularly purchasable is enough of a time or logistical or administrative sink as to disincentivize the initial creation of the work; 3) creators who intend to build on a previously published work but require a particularly long time to do it; 4) the financial security of creators later in life, for various reasons (with just one example being that a creator might change careers midlife, stop making their old works purchasable as a part of that change (for the aforementioned reasons), and then come back to their earlier work later on in life as a lower-effort source of income); and 5) independent creators in general, as their work will be appropriated by corporations and developed in ways that become restrictive to them if for any reason their products are unpurchaseable "for the foreseeable future" (a dangerously vague interval).
The presumed goal of letting copyrights lapse on unpurchasable works is so that consumers can have better, lawful access to media and other products that are otherwise prohibitively expensive or completely unavailable. This is a worthy goal, but I don't think it is necessarily best-served by the solution of ending a copyright. There are many other legal mechanisms available that would minimize or avoid the above-mentioned problems plus others I haven't thought of.
The first idea that comes to my mind is the model of compulsory music licensing, a fairly narrow provision in the existing law that, for instance, allows cover artists to thrive. We could create a mechanism not too dissimilar from this this for copyrighted works that are not available for purchase and have not been available for purchase for some acceptable minimum length of time. You would still need another company to come forward to make the works available for sale lawfully, but that would also be the case if we were to simply terminate dormant copyrights.
Many people don't realize that, for as much injustice as there is in the current intellectual property law system, and in the knock-on effects that system has on how we consume media owned by and/or distributed through large corporations, that system is still an enormous source of protection to independent creators from corporate plunderers. This protection is important enough, and effective enough, that there is insufficient justification for any strategy of reform that relies on a "try it and see" approach. We need systemic reform, but we need to get it right.
Terminating copyrights / shortening the term of copyrights is something that needs to happen in many cases as part of an equitable legal form; otherwise, under current law, there are works being created today that won't be in the public domain until nearly the 23rd century, which is insane. But, nevertheless, terminating copyrights is probably best thought of as a last recourse when other measures are not viable. I know this is an unpopular take in anarcho-memelord circles, but intellectual property protections are a critical safeguard for the creators of non-tangible works.
Lastly, returning to the original idea:
products that are not currently and will not be purchasable from the parent company for the foreseeable future are not counted as "copywritten" in regard to the sharing, reproduction, and other "piracy" claims in court of law.
This expression of the idea isn't actually calling for the termination of copyrights, so I've been doing a little bit of straw-manning here for the sake of articulating my case. To address the original idea directly, I think it is pretty unproblematic. If I squint right, it's basically suggesting what I suggested: Let's let other sources make these works available for purchase. The big difference is one of conceptual and legal precision: I wouldn't use the phrasing "not counted as 'copywritten'" [sic; the correct term is "copyrighted"'; "copywritten" describes the writing of copy], since something is either copyrighted or it's not; if we're going to modify the terms of a copyright or create different classes of copyright then fine, but let's get the language right, because anything legal always comes down to the precision of the language used to construct it.
(Disclaimer: I am not a proponent of the current system; on the contrary I am (very slowly) writing a book about reforming our entire intellectual property law regime in the US.)
law idea: products that are not currently and will not be purchasable from the parent company for the foreseeable future are not counted as "copywritten" in regard to the sharing, reproduction, and other "piracy" claims in court of law.
if you aren't selling them your customer doesn't have to buy
this is in regards to all copyright, if someone starts a factory producing clones of iPhone and iMac chips for the purpose of repairing devices, that's not copyright infringement, because apple does not sell those chips :)
if they want to keep their copyright they can put their repair chips on the public market, continue matinance of old products, etc
Nintendo will hate this law the most I'm sure.
widows is surprisingly robust to this law as you can actually buy every copy of windows ever produced right now on windows website, albeit you might have a hard time finding it because they'd PERfer you didn't.
streaming companies dropping original content from their service for tax purposes can expect to find it on YouTube the next day for free no ads
I think you all will be able to see how this will have a hotting effect on the market, where as now copyright holders have the power to delete content from the legal sphere, under this law they cannot do that. they can sell it themselves or they can give it away for free.
no more manufactured scarcity for the sake of inflating already inflated prices
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Ugh, not sure what to do...
So now that I have an official diagnosis of Dysautonomia I have been trying to navigate my life with a focus on working with my body and knowing my limits. I’ve been working since the start of the pandemic full-time that started out completely remote, but recently they have been slowly increasing our in-person work. We have to do some office coverage, but not there is WAYYY more driving involved (like an hour MINIMUM) to get where I need to be, which is like all the way across town. For me that’s like 140 miles round trip, and they want us to start doing this for work more frequently.
I also have to use my own car for this job, and my poor car is almost 20 years old and I don’t think it is going to make it that much longer. On top of my illness, I don’t know if I am going to be able to keep this up.
Management and HR know I have an illness although my doc and I at the time agreed that it was best to be vague when describing this to protect my personal information from the company. But either way, HR literally told me that if I cannot keep up with the job requirements then I’d be let go. So basically did NOT offer me accommodations and just said to shove it up my ass.
I’ve had people tell me just to not do everything they are asking me to do in order to protect my health, and risk getting fired. After all I started out 100% remote so the drastic change in work is unacceptable, especially for someone with my condition trying to figure things out. But if I lose my job, I not only lose my only source of income, but I lose my insurance which I need to get treatment and upkeep my doctors visits. The fact that work is asking this of me, all the while holding my life in my hands is evil and I fucking hate this. I have been looking for remote work for a solid 9 months now and while I’ve gotten plenty of interviews for hybrid roles, I cannot land a role I NEED to function and stay in the workforce. Preferably I have been looking for something that will mentally engage me, like writing, editing (been trying for entry-level Grant/Proposal work) but no luck so far.
If I had to make a short-term goal here and now, it would be to try and push through this bullshit at least through November so my primary testing with my doctor is complete. But I’m scared of quitting and not having an income without anything lined up. Not to mention IF I’ll even get another job after this. Everything is so weird right now with finding work.
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