pm dazai time traveling and meeting the ada and them being freaked out by him and him scaring them and thinking theyre all idiots for trusting him and it all being angsty and shit is a very interesting take
but personally, i think if pm dazai ever time traveled to meet the ada, they would, without much thought, say or do something that shows that they genuinely like him and he would probably just pass out because he cant handle genuine positive emotions directed at him (see bsd wan)
kunikida: here have this drink so you don’t pass out and die from dehydration you bastard
pm dazai: ... why did you get me this one?
kunikida: it’s ur favorite?????
pm dazai: oh *passes out*
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pm dazai: so... you all think im ur friend
kenji: you are our friend !! we do all sorts of fun stuff together !! *thinking about all the times dazai helped him bring a cow into the office*
pm dazai: huh *internally screaming*
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pm dazai: *vaguely shifts*
yosano: oh are your bandages itchy? i have some spare if you wanna go and change them?
pm dazai: *dies but not in the way he wants to*
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pm dazai: im a demon; human emotions don’t mean much to me
ranpo: i’ve seen you cry over studio ghibli films, you’re as human as they get
pm dazai: oh
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pm dazai: you just accepted me into your agency?
fukuzawa, patting his head: of course
pm dazai: *just fucking drops to the ground*
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pm dazai:
Jun'ichiro: oh hey, here, naomi and i thought you might be bored so we set up a bunch of movies to watch or games for you to play :)
pm dazai, on the verge of passing out, lightheaded: wh-what
naomi: yeah! we picked all the ones we thought you’d like :))
pm dazai: *falling to the ground*
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kyoka: here
pm dazai, taking the crepe: what’s this
kyoka: i went to get some and thought you’d enjoy this flavor.
pm dazai: *chokes and nods*
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pm dazai: why do you like me so much
atsushi: there’s lots of reasons to like you mr. dazai! maybe it’s because you always take care of me. maybe it’s because you’re funny. maybe it’s because you were the first human i ever met. it’s hard to pinpoint
pm dazai: *cries and passes out*
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bonus:
pm dazai, staring at the grave in front of him:
atsushi: i didn’t know your friend, mr. dazai, but i think he would’ve been very proud over how much you’ve tried, and how much you’ve succeeded in being a good person
pm dazai: im not a good person. even if future me has deluded you all to think-
atsushi: i think mr. dazai is a really good person. he may have done bad things before, but i think putting in the effort to change and be better is amazing. you help people through the agency, and you prove you’re a good person. maybe you’re not perfect, but we all love you because you’re you mr dazai :)
//
i didn’t include haruno or katai because i was running out of brain thoughts sorry
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anyway since atsushi was horrifically abused his entire life, i thought it’d be interesting to have him call dazai the first human he met, because he’d be the first kind and real person he’d have met - since the orphanage was filled with people who tormented him, they’re registered in his head for the inhumane treatment they put him through if that all makes sense
anyway
i made a few people mention dazai being human since he has that whole thing of thinking he’s not
yeah anyway these are just my two cents feel free to add on or comment
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OKAY WTF WTF WTFFFFFFF
ANOTHER BSD BEAST RANT BTW
OKAY SO
CHUUYAS NOW THE BOSS OF THE PM AND HE WANTS TO ANNIHILATE THE ADA
FYODOR IS GOING TO KILL ATSUSHI AND AKUTAGAWA
FYODOR BROKE THE FREAKING FOURTH WALL?!
ALSO ALSO
IM SORRY BUT MY LITTLE SOUKOKU SHIPPER BRAIN IS FREAKING LOSING IT BECAUSE
CHUUYA WENT INTO BASICALLY A BLIND RAGE WHEN HE FOUND OUT DAZAI DIED??????
IN THE SAME MOVIE WE SAY DAZAI SAY THIS SHIT:
(Apologies for the shitty photo quality)
YOU CANNOT TELL ME SOUKOKU ISNT CANON IN THIS UNIVERSE
(Okay fine you can but just dont🖤)
AND CHUUYA ALSO WANTS TO AVENGE DAZAI????
LIKE DUH BUT LIKE
ANDJENEVSHISKWKSJRBEVSHAOWOJENFGDHAKANENDHDVSGHEJEJDJ?!??!?!?!??????!!!!!!!!
ALSO WE GOT SKK AND SSKK CONTENT IN THE SAME MOVIE?!(shut up, them talking and atsushi ending up laughing about their shared experiences about being orphans was so sweet and wholesome?!!)
THIS MOVIE MADE MY BRAIN RUN A MILE
(It was sub and i was struggling to read fast okay😃)
I CANT RNNNNNN
(ALSO KEISUKE UEDA IS 💞💓💗💗💓💞💕💘💘💘💖💖)
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