IVE FINALLY JOINED TUMBLR
im gonna start seriously using this platform now its about time i do
ill be posting my art here over the next few days so look out for that
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when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance
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Robert Reich, Former US Secretary of Labor, Leftist Economist Political Commentator as well as professor, author, lawyer, father of Dropout CEO Sam Reich. god in heaven help me i'm so down bad. please don't credit me for this
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this is getting dangerous, wouldn't you say?
[ID: a black & white painting of a man smoking in a bathtub & a robot sitting on the edge of the tub, tucking the man's hair behind his ear. the man's eyes are obscured by the robot's arm. he also has his hand on one of the robot's thighs. End ID]
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Tumblr announcing that they are unbanning nudity immediately after elon musk starts burning twitter to the ground is like pouring gasoline into an already open flame and then spitting on the ashes. The vindictive pettiness is so entertaining to watch--just outstanding
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this is literally the coolest gimmick blog i have ever seen, i took a genetics class in tenth grade and i’ve been obsessed ever since. could you analyze this ask too?
String identified:
t ta t ct gc g a , t a gtc ca tt ga a ’ c. c aa t a t?
Closest match: Lysandra bellargus genome assembly, chromosome: 10
Common name: Adonis blue butterfly
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