#im so tired of cleaning

[silentmoths]

you know you're having a real bad overstim day when your phone ringtone makes you jump and cry

[xamaxenta]

I just got rly mad over the apartment being not perfectly clean 😔 i legit cleaned everything twice over this morning whys it dusty again

[inflagrante-delicatessen]

hot, thot, and full of snot

[fleshevter]

(in regards to coming home after house-sitting for my bfs parents)

I swear Karen must have that special Indigenous Woman Magic in her house. Barely had to clean anything there aside from laundry and dishes. After 2 weeks, not even dust or cat hair on the floor. Nothing. I need her secrets, cuz I feel like every time I blink I'm suddenly on my hands and knees manually scrubbing something off the wall.

[megueggu]

pet her! for @pup_hime ✨

[bythelightswitch]

this place seems familiar

+ non-ntscQT version

[boooochi]

battle of camlann (colourized)

[psi-hate]

fellas is it gay to suck your girl's dick? 🤔

[daftmooncretin]

if captain kirk irresponsible? why huge baby cow eyes???

if captain kirk bad captain? why-

you thought i was gonna talk about his voluptuous titties fat ass sparkling personality and unflinching moral character ? no.

if you say kirk is a bad captain i will kill you. I will shoot you into space like they did to bill shatty when he wouldn’t shut tf up about going to space

except unlike bill shatty ill send you up naked and defenceless into the vast chasm of space your lungs will explode and your eyes will fall out or some shit (i saw that in a doctor who episode)

kirk drift is getting out of hand and my response to this is ending all kirk drifters and repopulating the earth with kirklophiles such as myself and my dad paul.

[kitamars]

woagh

[deluxe-rabbitsu]

PHOTOGRAPHY [/fəˈtɑːɡrəfi/]

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"I wonder if you have noticed the subtle presence of the flash by now, the best photos are the ones when you don't have to put on a mask on for someone else's sake"

"It happened when we finally connected with something we have in common; the admiration of capturing the beauty of the moment. Making time stop and framing it in the most expensive frame I own for an eternity...making space in my heart for more than one frame, one more memory, one more conversation...one more photo of you"

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[lifemod17]

Genuinely caught myself unironically milly rocking during the Aqua Regia piano solo

[nerves-nebula]

im working on making commission info sheets. here's some donnie's i made as an example.

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Danny saving Villians because he doesn’t want them as ghosts in his realm.

“I aint letting you bring that into my house nuh uh”

[bloodyrosesnthorns]

i think everyone's better off without me.

[intotheelliwoods]

Guess who got to see a Solar Eclipse at the 4 Corners! (the bobble leos did. this trip was for them actually- they didnt even pay for gas)