#im starved of mcu content

[bilsblackwidow]

THATS IT! im taking matters into my own hands.

im gonna make mood/image boards for mcu characters.

(maybe)

[femscottlang]

The CPA and SSA- Part One

part one part two part three

Aaron Hotchner x Accountant! reader

Summary- The case they're currently working on has gotten bad, the unsub has been stalking the team and they need a safe place to stay. Luckily, Aaron has a girlfriend in Alexandria that he has yet to tell the team about. 

Contents/ warnings; description of cases, a little bit of hurt/comfort, established relationship, just overall kinda fluffy and sweet :) 

AN: I want to get back into writing and this is one of those maladaptive daydreams I use to fall asleep <33. I just love the idea of Aaron dating someone super stable and having a domestic little life. this is probably gonna be a 3 part series :)

Also if you're anything like me you love Zillow, this is the house I'm kinda basing this off of 

Send me asks and requests! im happy to do blurbs on characters from CM and MCU :)

The team was split up into two SUVs. In the first, Aaron, Spencer, and Derek. The second, David, JJ, and Emily. Hotch furrowed his brows, weighing his options of where to take the team to be safe. They were all sleep deprived and hungry. He ran through the scenarios of a hotel, motel, cabin, safe house.

Finally, he thought of your place. The cozy mismatched furniture, the smell of spices always radiating, the music always quietly playing in the background. He let out a huff and glanced at Reid in the front seat, who called shotgun much to Derek’s dismay,  before looking back at the road “Spencer, grab my phone and call the most recent number.” Spencer gave him a confused look, but obeyed the order. “Hey- uh, who's-” he was interrupted by a voice coming through the car speaker

It was a rather calm evening at your house. You knew that Aaron was caught up with a case and weren't expecting to hear from him for a while. Putting on some classical music, you poured yourself a glass of red wine and began to cook dinner. Heating up the frozen Tikka Masala sauce you stored in your freezer for lazy evenings like these, you began to chop up some chicken to put in the sauce when your music got paused by an incoming call.

You walked over and struggled to answer it with your elbow, so as to not contaminate your phone. Shocked to see Aaron as the Caller ID, you say “wait one second, honey bun, lemme put you on speaker my hands are covered in chicken” you let out a giggle as you finally were able to select the right button on the screen.

  “Hey, sorry to call you out of the blue.” He stated, in a serious tone you'd only heard him use when he was called in for a case “Is everything alright, honey? You can always call me, you know that.” you frowned at the phone, going back to cutting up the chicken. “We -uh need somewhere to lay low, just the night is fine. You can say no, but” he looked through the rearview mirror at both Derek and Spencer.

His shoulders relaxed and his voice softened to the Aaron that you're used to “I miss you. I really need to see you” He sighed “Reid, text the rest of the team that we are going to Alexandria.” Spencer gave a curt nod and pulled out his own phone, texting JJ. 

“Have y'all eaten yet?” You asked simply, like this was every other time he called you driving home from work. Like your heart wasn’t gonna beat out of your chest at the idea of him being in immediate danger 

“What?” He asked, shocked at your casual response. 

“Have y'all eaten? I'm making food and I need to know if I have to make more.” You said, washing your hands and pulling out the rest of the chicken breasts you had. He smiled at the console “No, love. We haven't. nothing sounds better than your cooking. What're you making?” Derek and Reid gave each other wide-eyed looks.

“Jus’ some chicken curry, rice and I'll heat up some of that naan I made with Jack. You better watch out, he's getting to be a better cook than you” You sneered playfully as you did the math in your head over how many cups of rice you needed to feed six starving FBI agents.

He chuckled “I believe you. I was never any good in the kitchen. We'll be there in about 20 minutes, alright?” You squinted at the phone then sighed “yeah that's fine, it won't be done as soon as you get here, but you won't have to wait too long after. Next time you're getting hunted by a serial killer, give me a heads-up so I can cook a fancier meal for your colleagues. You're lucky I haven't changed into my pajamas yet, Mr. Hotchner.” 

“That's fine, thank you again, Honey. I promise I will. I love you” He said, grimacing in preparation for the stampede of questions heading his way “I love you too, darling. I'll see you in 20.” You said, starting to rush in order to have dinner ready. He hung up and was surprised by the silence.

“Okay. I know you're dying to ask about her. Go ahead.” His signature frown sank back into his face. Derek smirked and crossed his arms “Nah. I’ll wait until Rossi, Prentiss, and JJ find out. Plus, I have a feeling that your girl is a lot more open” he grinned. Aaron shot him a stern look “I'm regretting this.” His shoulder crept their way back up into their usual tense position. 

You heard a loud knock on the door, frazzled by the sudden noise while caught up in the chaos of cooking, you walked towards it hesitantly. You looked through the peephole to see Aaron staring at the door and the other five agents looking at your house, no doubt profiling you off of it. You opened the door with a wide smile, giving Aaron a small kiss on the cheek as you were unsure how affectionate he wanted to be in front of his coworkers.

He wrapped his arms around you tightly before placing a kiss on your forehead and letting you go “Thank you again, really. This is the team, Dr. Reid, Morgan, Prentiss, Rossi, and JJ.” He motioned to each of them then moved inside and hung up his jacket like he always did. “Go stir the curry and check on the rice! I don't want it burning I'm not going out to get more food tonight!”

You looked away from him and at the rest of the team who were standing on your porch like deer in headlights. You tilted your head and flashed the same wide smile “Please, come in. Make yourselves at home. Dinner will be ready in about ten minutes.” You watched them as they walked in and looked at each other, then the rest of your home. The older gentleman who you assumed was Rossi spoke up first “How long have you been seeing each other?” You shrugged, leading them into the living room 

“about three-ish years now. Aaron told me what had happened to- you know. He didn't want to risk anything like that happening again. Which is why I'm shocked that he brought you here. It must be bad, isn't it?” You sighed, sitting on the armrest of a chair and looking at all of their faces

“It's certainly not pretty. ” JJ said, sitting on the couch across from you. You nodded “relax, don't think about it anymore. I’ll go make sure your boss isn't burning down my house.” You gave them a tight-lipped smile and walked into the kitchen. Staying in the doorway, you watched Aaron tend to the food. His sleeves rolled up to his elbows and his tie was tossed on the breakfast table. You walked up to him and wrapped your arms around his torso, placing your cheek against his back “you shoulda given ‘em a heads up. They're lookin at me like I'm a fish that grew legs” you laughed, letting go of him to grab bowls to put the food in.

“Yeah, I'm sorry. I wanted to introduce you to them in a better way, but if we weren't here we’d be at a hotel and I don't think any of us would've been able to sleep. Your house is just so. Comforting. I like it better here than in my apartment. Jack does too.” You grinned at the plate “which one of them, are we gonna put in Jack's room here?” You asked 

“Whoever asks the most inappropriate question.” He states in his usual, monotone voice. You gathered all of the spoons into the stack of bowls and began to carefully walk to the dining room, pausing for a moment to bask in the domesticity of it all. Aaron cooking, his friends coming over after work. If he wasn’t being hunted down, it would be perfect.

You set the table and walked back to the kitchen where you see Aaron fanning a pan with a dish towel. “Oh good lord, move, agent” you laughed, pushing past him to get to the stove as you turned it off and threw whatever was left of the burned piece of naan out the back door so as to not set off the fire alarm. You huffed and set the pan in the sink, looking at him with a hand on your hip. 

He looked like a guilty puppy, head down, but his eyes looking up to meet yours. You bit back and smile, shaking your head “I don't know how you've gotten this far in life, Aaron. Truly.” You say, closing the distance between you too, and pressing a kiss to his temple. He hummed “I have you to take care of me” a grin broke out across your face as you placed a hand on his chest.

You heard hushed whispering and shuffling of feet before you looked at the doorway and saw the entire team trying to fit in the cramped space to see after-work Aaron that you're accustomed to. Laughter bubbled out of you as you watched them bicker like siblings. “Who are you and what have you done with Hotch?” Emily asked, wagging a finger at you playfully. “It's like watching a feral cat be domesticated” Spencer muttered to JJ. you held your hands up in surrender.  “I didn't do anything! Now all of you are sitting at the table, dinner is almost ready.” You shooed them toward the dining room

 A knock at the door startled the both of you. You looked at him and motioned him to stay where he was, stepping on his foot to keep it from moving as you bent down and pulled the gun from his ankle. You took off the safety and held it behind your back. You looked through the peephole at an eccentrically dressed blonde woman. You cocked the gun and opened the door with a smile “Hi, Can I help you?” You asked, watching as she looked over your shoulder “Yeah, I'm looking for my team” she said “this is the address Morgan sent me”

You heard footsteps coming behind you and putting the safety back on the gun “Down, girl.” He mumbled, putting a hand on your lower back “Yes, Garcia. Come in." Aaron said, taking the gun back and putting it back in the holster “This is Penelope, our technical analyst.” Penelope grinned widely at you “oh hotch, you big softie. I can't believe you managed to keep her from me! Everyone else I get but me? I'm impressed” she said, walking in. You shook your head and smiled at the ground “the rest of 'em are in the dining room, you can join them I'm just about to bring the food out.” 

You looked at Aaron and grinned “I like your team” he scoffed “Yeah, until they start grilling you.”

[maximusboltaqon]

so maybe this is just my disney+ and isn't like just everyone's homepage, in which case ignore everything im about to say, but im pretty sure this is just a general homepage thing, in which case:

the first list is for action adventure, and includes the inhumans!!

it ALSO has dsmom, ms marvel, aos, a couple of those marvel rising animated movies (shorts? i havent gotten around to them). out of the 100 shows and movies listed in this, 8 include inhuman characters!!!

AND:

THEY FINALLY HAVE A CATEGORY IN THE MARVEL SECTION!!! although this does not include any of the marvel rising shows, nor ms marvel. granted, for all we know she will be just mutant in the mcu, excluding her entirely from the inhumans. but at least a few of the rising shorts include quake, inferno, and lockjaw, so i wish those ones at least would be included here!

it's a little more heavy on the agents than inhumans part,,, but hey, at least they're IN a category now. they were just grouped in with every other show before, i believe.

now does any of this mean anything?? obviously not. but im so starved for content that i'm over-analyzing this anyway!

[weaponizedducks]

hi welcome to my blog! i'm di, or dia

this is just a random collection of thoughts and rants and my hyperfixations are constantly changing like every minute soo

about me: she/her, bi, english nerd, i am a minor so nothing weird please, i thrive on human interaction send me asks

my qualifications: musical enjoyer (bmc and beetlejuice enthusiast), bi, avid book httyd defender, lover of weird and niche things, blue and red gay veteran, florence and the machine stan first human second, og x men stan (adding this for when x men is added to the mcu and the apocalypse comes) ect. will update as it goes on

current hyperfixation: no idea gang im tweaking

if you want to read (shitty) analysis of things thats under blue analyses things, if ur here about merlin thats blue rewatches merlin, anything else is untagged i think

also on the analysis thing i love it so so much, its almost always rambly and long but if you want me to analyse or talk about something pls pls send me an ask and i would love to!!! (if i know the fandom)

other blogs: @blues-writings my writing blog where i promote any fics i've written but until i crack down and finish my WIPs that blog is a ghostland.

DNI: terfs, homophobes, sexists, anyone who hates katara or korra, proshippers

(note: if anyone likes the shapeshifter books, httyd books, kotlc, the school for good and evil, sinclairs mysteries, be more chill, nevermoor, butterfly soup, please please please talk to me about them because i am starved for content)

(second note: every fandom tagged below is something i am interested in that i cba to add here. interact about them!!)

[its-tortle]

I totally get your rant about tfatws. I want to watch it, but I also don't want to deal with it destroying the Canon that lives in my head.

For me, Steve went back in time, danced with Peggy, told her how to save Bucky and that realities Steve from the ice. Then he came back to 2023 and retired and married Bucky. The old Steve is the one from the other reality that grew old and is also married to Bucky (that why he doesn't want to talk about the ring and "her"). Everyone is happy in this version and I really don't want new content to make me sad... But I really want to see Sam and Bucky in action. It's a bad situation all around thanks to marvel f*cking Steve's ending up.

your canon is beautiful, and i love it. steve definitely married bucky in multiple realities.

it sucks so much that marvel made enjoying content harder for us, but i’m glad we’re all in it together. i hope we can watch fatws without being reminded of their shittiness too much and enjoy it anyway. either way, let’s hope the sambucky content will be good :)

thank you for the ask, nonnie! it means a lot that you read through that long mess of a post and that it resonated with you <3

[bigwraith]

wandavision rant under readmore

holy hell we got the twins. we got a pietro name drop, WE GOT AN ULTRON NAME DROP. SWORD LOGO? Also Geraldine got fuckin redpilled. I so hope we get to see the speedy bastard soon. i was in a call with a friend the entire time and he kept asking if i was ok  because of how often/loud i was gasping, doin the Oh Nos, and etc.

the commercial in this ep i was sure to be about quicksilver because it seemed as if they would go chronological, but the “escape to a world all  your own” shit was so good. There are so many easter eggs and i know i cant catch all of them.

[melodystardust]

peter parker: *exists*

me:

[wandamayday]

dude PLEASE share your theories for the next phase I'm like starving for mcu content especially Wanda content

okay okay okay listen so....after doing research of wandavision right??? the cast has...*drumroll*

Kat Dennings (Darcy Lewis), Evan Peters (Fox’s Quicksilver), Randall Park (Agent Woo from Ant Man), Teyonah Parris (Monica Rambeau, obviously older now since Capt. Marvel takes place in the 90’s), and Benedict Cumberpatch (Dr. Strange). So what we know about Phase 4 right now (that ties to Wanda/this show) is that Wanda will be in Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (possibly as a villian, although Mordo has been confirmed for DS2 so it’s a bit fuzzy. The D+ description for WV says:

So this leads me to believe that either Wanda’s powers are acting up (maybe out of grief?) or she’s been influenced by a magic user or maybe the multiverse is beginning to open up more bad timelines due to Loki taking the tesseract in 2012 (which is no doubt the version of Loki in his solo TV show). Out of all these options, Wanda is going to begin to realize that this isn’t real and be driven mad by the fact that she’s being tortured by fiction. The cast is probably just speculation since Disney is just really good at keeping everything under wraps. But to break it all down, Darcy coming back makes sense since Jane will apparently be returning to take over as Thor in Love and Thunder. This show could also lead into that movie (or just fill in some holes along the way). Since this may be dealing with the Multiverse, maybe Evan Peter’s will be reprising his role as Peter Maximoff (I’m hoping to see Aaron Taylor-Johnson, too, though). Wanda could be causing a disturbance, as well, which Agent Woo may insist to investigate (I bet he misses Scott). As for Monica Rambeau, I’m not entirely sure how she’s going to tie in here. In the comics she’s been Captain Marvel, and gone by a handful of other aliases. Maybe Carol will make an appearance here? Who knows?

I also know that Wanda’s twins are gonna be here!! Tommy Shepard and Billy Kaplan aka Speed and Wiccan!! New Avengers?? Getting my hopes up???? Of COURSE I AM. do i know what im talking about???? VAGUELY.

THE END FOR NOW LMAOOO

[deniigi]

so my favourite trope is peter getting extra spider mutations, like the one you wrote with the purring which was absolutely fantastic—but i have no idea how to search for more of it bc ive only read 3 fics including yours that have it (1 was where he hibernates, 1 he had extra eyes) and there doesnt seem to be a tag for it! so, do you know of any fics that fit that trope, to recommend? or, this could be an open request to tumblr? please, i trust your taste & im starving for Content

Hey anon!

You have made a mistake. I have shit taste, but I appreciate your blind faith.

Full disclosure: Spidey being too spider-like freaks me right the fuck out (legs legs legs legs ugh)and I don’t actually read a whole lot of Spiderman fic (I find the archive to be a little difficult to navigate because I have to clear out all the pedophilia and then I’m not overly interested in too many of the popular tropes there, so if I want Spidey content, I tend to either write it myself or look for it in the ITSV archive or in other fandoms)

But! I have done a little search for you here and here with MCU Peter

And there seems to be a handful of fics in both those tags (esp page 2 of the second one) which seem to fit these parameters.

If anyone has any recommendations to help this anon out, I’m sure they’d appreciate it!

Hope this helps, anon!

[i-larb-you]

Okay I usually stick to more like Peter Parker/Spider-Man/Tony Stark/Iron Man/Irondad content but I have a lot of thoughts about the SDCC announcements. I know some people might not be super excited for the stuff in Phase 4 and I totally get that and that’s super valid but I am SO HYPED FOR PHASE 4 ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I’ve loved Natasha since the first time I saw Avengers and yeah she’s had some shitty characterization/storylines sometimes *cough* Age of Ultron *cough* but I feel like Endgame really pulled through and fleshed her out emotionally imo, so I’m pumped for the Black Widow movie

ALSO?? BUDAPEST?? SIGN ME THE HELL UP

I have no idea what the Eternals is gonna be about but I’m definitely intrigued

FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER

HELL

YEAH

I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE MY DUMBASS BOYS BUCKY AND SAM FIGHTING CRIME AND BICKERING LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE (and watch Bucky recover and heal from his trauma and mental illness)

I’m a huge fan of Wanda’s character (some of her choices in the MCU I don’t agree with like joining a Nazi organization when she’s supposed to be Jewish Romani but that’s neither here nor there) so I’m really looking forward to WandaVision

It’s still a stupidass name but if it means more Wanda content I’ll take it

ALSO MONICA RAMBEAU IS GONNA BE IN IT AND SHE WAS SO ADORABLE IN CAPTAIN MARVEL I HOPE THE ADULT VERSION IS JUST AS SASSY AND HELLA STRONG

I don’t know how they’re gonna bring Vision back because he’s dead dead, but I’m looking forward to seeing how that unfolds

Which brings me to the new Doctor Strange movie

I’m not too into the idea of a horror movie but I’m a sucker for the multiverse premise so I’ll be there opening night lmao

Plus tHE WANDA AND DOCTOR STRANGE TEAM UP IM SO HERE FOR THIS I KNOW ITS GONNA BE SICK AS HELL

LOKI

LOKI

LOKI

LOKI

I am SO excited for this show, it’s not even funny

I can’t wait to see what kind of mischief and shenanigans Loki gets up to

The Hawkeye show seems cool too!!

I’m happy they’re bringing in Kate Bishop because I’ve heard so much about her from the comics

It’ll be interesting to see what they do with her character

No idea what Blade is about but you know my ass will be in the theater opening night

Same with Shang-Chi

THE WHAT IF SHOW

IM SO FREAKING PUMPED

Super super cool premise for this show and I’m definitely looking forward to seeing what kind of scenarios they come up with

Also Hayley Atwell?? as Peggy Carter?? as Captain America??

God tier concept

Ngl when I first heard the title for Thor 4 was gonna be Thor: Love and Thunder I was like :/

It sounded really dumb

Also that font is mad weird, doesn’t really scream Thor to me

But NOW

NOW I KNOW THAT NATALIE PORTMAN IS BACK

(My first gay crush *sigh*)

AND SHES GONNA BE LADY THOR WHICH IS COOL AS HELL

AND!! VALKYRIE!!

WE STAN THE BI KING OF ASGARD

My gay ass is gonna be dying in the theater, I love Tessa Thompson and Natalie Portman so much

(If Jane is back they better have Darcy too she’s so freaking hilarious)

The other stuff they didn’t give a lot of details about I’m pretty hype for too, other than Fantastic 4

I’ve never had an interest in that franchise so they’ll need some big names to pull me in

Black Panther 2, obviously excited for that

Captain Marvel 2, also hype

Guardians Vol. 3 will be cool but only if it’s Thor traveling through space with the Guardians in search of Gamora

Obvi I’ll still go see it but that would be the best storyline imo

And they didn’t announce it but we all know Spider-Man 3 has to come out in 2021 (to keep with the pattern of every two years) or at least around then and my Spidey-obsessed ass will see it as many times as my wallet will allow lmao

To conclude: If I must be starved of Peter Parker/Spider-Man content for the next 2+ years, I’m glad I’ve got all of this to tide me over

[cantdance]

im so starved for good comics iron man content all the im blogs are mcu only and i feel like im adrift on a raft in the ocean with no drinkable water