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lastmayqueen · 1 year

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neil what the fuck

#WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME #ME PERSONALLY BUT ALSO ME THE GAYS #I! AM! DISTRAUGHT!!!#HOW AM I MEANT TO EMOTIONALLY RECOVER FROM THIS I ASK YOU #IM LITERALLY ASKING HAS ANYONE RECOVERED FROM THIS YET #“i forgive you” in the venn diagram of religious trauma and internalised homophobia #im. jesus CHRIST #what fucking crack were you on neil i ask you this #NO NIGHTINGALES #NO FUCKING PEACE FOR ME EITHER #when your partner gets rehired/big promotion but now they are. a terrorist #aziraphale. sweetie. you just saw the head angel in charge QUIT for love of a demon.#HOW DID YOU THINK THIS WOULD WORK OUT #im losing my mind #good omens #good omens 2 #go2 spoilers

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wolfythewitch · 6 months

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Happy Easter

#im a little late dont mind me #art #wolfy religious tedtalks #jesus christ #bible

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spitblaze · 4 months

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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh

#spitblaze says things #anyway.#1) please google 'halfling'#2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE #3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT*#4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU #5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general #is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik #anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta #im gonna start smashing things #doin numbers

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samble-moved · 1 year

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post itself

false flags

trans/adjacent tags

accessibility features

tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)

flashing / strobing / lights

unblockable flashing ad

buying ad free

staff @/macmanx guilt trip

list of staff + more issues

#post nuked bc proshippers started insulting people who rbed this and implied partyjockers attempted to Kill staff? it was getting old so #archive links still under the cut if you want and you can rb this from others if you want the og #hint: if you dislike this post or want to debunk parts of it the way to go about it isn't to call people who've rbed it 'disgusting little #fuck ups' that are 'spreading anti shipper lies'#note: this post is and was Not about ship discourse jesus fucking christ proshippers get a grip #also ace discoursers are here too? this isn't about you either?#edit 2: if you send me an anon regarding this post about how im policing discussion or 'don't really want it'#but then stop replying when i answer your ask #maybe that's. not helping discussion?#i nuked this post as people started making up false accusations to smear people staff sniped. aka accusing someone of IRL ATTEMPTED MURDERS.

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fernacular · 6 months

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#Stardew Valley #im not tagging all of these characters jesus christ #everyone #furries #i guess?#animal versions #sdv bachelors #sdv bachelorettes #my art

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girlboyburger · 11 days

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cow ref 5.0! the definitive cow reference for the foreseeable future! look no further than here for THE cow reference!

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#cow #reference sheet #ref sheet #bovine #cattle #furry #fursona #my art #oc: cow #this is the longest ive spent on a sheet FR FR this time jesus cHRIST #ive been chipping away at this thing for Months #i went thru like 4 different layout sketches before settling on this #im really happy with it!!!!!! WOO #genderqueer #trans

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hasnomoxxie · 8 months

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I FORGOT TUMBLR EXISTED

UH-

UM-

ILL GET ON MY PEPPIBLAST SHIT SOON-

...UMM

JESUS CHRIST HOLDING BLUEY

Yeah that'll do it

#art #shitpost art #jesus christ #bluey #bluey heeler #bingo heeler #bandit heeler #bluey fanart #bible fanart #chilli heeler #lately i've just casually been drawing jesus whoops ithink hes a comfort character HELP ME #IM SORRY ILL DRAW PEPPIBLAST SHIT SOON I GENUINELY FORGOT TUMBLR EXISTED #ill leave now bye #i'm not seeing those pearly gates am i-

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tpup · 2 months

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going to the bar in a white tank top hoping I can goad a woman ten years my senior into "accidentally" spilling her drink on my tits

#woof woof #butch #lesbian #nsft #txtp #ridiculously hot and bothered this monday evening christ jesus im going to go be a problem

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stoleyourgender · 22 days

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i have said it once and i will say it again, i fucking love whoever writes the captions for this show

#gotta love brennans made-up words #ALSO CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THIS EPISODE IN GENERAL. JESUS CHRIST #im less than halfway through it right now folks i dont think im gonna make it if it continues on like this #dimension 20 #d20 #nsbu #never stop blowing up

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alanide-arts · 3 months

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it all comes flooding back

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #dragon age veilguard #solas #lavellan #solavellan #fanart #artposting #all the deranged copium my friend and i shared over this game im #@ gel if youre reading this holyfuck you were right #nothing but solavellan in my brain right now jesus christ #oc #anarya #whom i havent drawn in ages by the way hahahjdfngjdfhg

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kocoloco · 3 months

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Jesus and Judas

when your partner reads u 15 paragraphs of a catholic prayer about being gay for Jesus it gives you inspiration apparently. (We love gay people here)

also just realized I haven’t like, posted art on here for a while, chat should I do it more?

I have and never will read the epilogues, but beyond canon is, intriguing, mayhaps. I need gay people team.

EDIT:

Boom, get fucking advertised, big post, might as well show this for its good cause of charity people.

#homestuck #dave strider #karkat vantas #davekat #hs #davebot #commander karkat #jesus christ #jesus x judas #holy shit there’s a Jesus x Judas tag?????#whaaaaaaaaaaaat #im normal guys.#homestuck beyond canon #hsbc #epilogue #religious imagery

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bedforddanes75 · 2 months

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im not american but some of you guys are just fucking stupid ong what do you MEAN youre not gna vote because you disagree with like one part of what youre voting for. like okay me when im fucking thick

#you guys are being FUCKING STUPUD #vote i actually swear to fucking god dont be THICK #“genocide joe” yeah i agree hes supporting a genocide thats a face #fact*#but hes three billion times better than trump in EVERY OTHER WAY???????#USE YOUR COMMON FUCKING SENSE #genuinely its not hard #“dont vote guys both parties are bad” ARE YOU STUUUUUUPID ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID IM GONNA BEAT YOU UP #would you rather a) have rights + disagree with one policy or b) be imprisoned for basically just being alive + disagree with every policy #YOURE FUCKING STUPID #like im not gonna force you to vote for someone or to vote at all but Jesus fucking christ #mate do you want rights or not #do you want the ENTIRE PLANET to suffer because of something you think gives you moral superiority (hint: IT DOESNT)#fucking vote #blah blah!#not 75 stuff #smart posting wow #should i tag #you know what i fucking am because youre STUPID #i dont CARE if you disagree with some of their morals. i agree the ones that you dislike are TERRIBLE but dear fucking lord #idk how to tag wait #kamala harris #joe biden #idk man #just fucking vote #us politics #election 2024 #us elections #american politics

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briearesea · 9 days

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Things a totally normal and well-adjusted person who is not a creepy fucking weirdo say.

#briearesea #somebody shove him in a wood chipper please!#im pretty much the opposite of a swiftie but jesus fuckin christ dude this is so gross

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o1iveangel · 4 days

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every other podcast: well shoot…

malevolent: FUCK!!!! YOU MOTHERFUCKER IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!! YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU ASSHOLE GOD DAMN IT JESUS CHRIST I SWEAR!!!!!!

#it’s ok he swears so they don’t have to #the funniest moment yet was when jon was like “by the way you say jesus christ i assume you’re not religious #and then arthur was like “only when i have to be… when im out of options like everyone else #malevolent #malevolent podcast #john doe #arthur lester #ORTHER

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fiyaharts · 2 months

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bruce and clark missed each other :) audio from the basement yard podcast

#superbat #superman #batman #bruce wayne #clark kent #dc fanart #animation #video #superbat fanart #jesus christ. so much effort put into this i should have done everything in sketches lol #anyways hope u enjoy! anyone who knows the basement yard knows that frankie is always trying to fk joe #im jk and yet?

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saintaviator · 7 months

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something something gman tommy something something gordon in stasis. you know how it is.

#GOD TUMBLR ATE THE FUCKING QUALITY. JESUS CHRIST.#This is a lil rough lookin cos it’s uhhhh . One it’s like a month old and 2 it took me like an hour w no real thought or effort #Anyway #I Feel Normal . Im normal. It’s whatever #THIS IS BASED ON NOTHING . other than this has been haunting me. The hypotheticaaaallllllsssssss aaauuughhhhhhbhhh #hl2vrai #hlvrai #tommy coolatta #should. I tag ol gordon here ?#I dont. Know. I don’t wanna Fuck up th hl tag #whatever.#hlvrai 2 #gordon freeman #gordon feetman #hlvrai gordon #hlvrai tommy #If they do do smth w stasis it’ll fuck me up so bad cos. ONE .#that means Gordon never got to go home. fucked up. Fucked up #TWO . It’s so. AUIUHGHH. It’s one thing w like. in the hl2 canon of Gman this like. Mysterious freak fuckin around w Gordon #Where it’s just an uncaring omnipotent Guy taking you in and out of limbo as he pleases #but with like. Dr coomer specifically tryna contact Gordon and TOMMY BEING GMAN. FUCK. it’s like. Now it’s your friends.#now it’s your friends who need you and are trying to help you along. putting you into place. THERES SO MUCH MORE WEIGHT THERE #this might be me reaching but it’s like. ohhhh my god #wgatever. What the fuck ever #EDIT: SOMEONE JST POINTED THIS OUT AND THIS WASNT ON PURPOSE I SWEAR TO GOD. HES KINDA IN TH FUCKED UP VR CROUCH POSE. FUCK . FUCK

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