#imagine this after their marriage ahahahs

[unknownhomosapien]

im gonna kill for them.....they need a happy end goddamn

[fucking-leave-me-alone-pornbots]

incredibly stupid franziska and phoenix are blood siblings au

soooo imagine franziska's older sister/brother dies some time after she gives birth. as child grows up he realises he probably needs more possible heirs considering its a not a guarantee this one will end up meeting his standarts. just to make sure he creates perfect offspring he begins his research and finds phoenix's mom

she is decendant of well knows prosecutor (as well as defence attorney but he ignores that) and he arranges marriage between them. lets just assume her family is kind of a douchebag and accept his proposal without even asking her. he is rich and influential who wouldnt like to marry someone like him, right? (answer: anyone with a brain)

she goes with it anyway because she didnt want to disappoint her family. shortly after marriage she gets pregnant but notices that piece of shit would be awfull father after seeing him punish a child for small mistake

so what she does? she fakes miscarriage, acts like she is heartbroken enough to give up her marriage. she maybe even blackmails malfred with some family secrets she could sell to media (she has proofs ofc) to let her divorce

everything happened so secretly and house of von karma announces she dies shortly after miscarriage. she starts a brand new life overseas with her boy, who looked too much like her thankfully

fast forward to a few decades. ema is really into dna testing thing and she compares dna examples she randomly collects. she examines numerous examples she collects. from full siblings like her and lana to cousins like maya and pearl to absolutely unrelated people like phoenix and franziska

think about it, asian american guy (asian mom - american dad acording to his mom, she wanted to act like malfred never existed) must have too little common with german woman right??

AHAHAH WRONG

she examines them. she examines them again and again and again but holly fuck did her machine broke down or something?? because NO WAY THE MOST UNRELATED TWO PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY RELATED

she loses some significant sleep over it and hell, she cant even share what she found because she never asked for permission to collect samples and who the fuck would believe her? she decides to just forget about it and move on.

when people ask what made her stop her madness with dna she just gives them stares of a war veteran

bonus:

what if ema blurts out the truth, they got suspicious and make another dna test (maya bullies nick into accepting it, franziska only consented because there is no fucking way its true and she, the perfect franziska von karma will put end into those baseless gossips) and find out she is not actually nuts?

nick is probably refuses to leave bed for a while (WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY MOM -SWEATEST WOMEN IN MY LIFE- BUFFED THAT OVERBAKED RAISIN? DID MY VERY OWN DAD TASED ME OH SHIT)

for franzika... im not really sure. maybe she just shrugs and moves on with her life. maybe she loses her shit over it. maybe she accepts him and demands perfection from him because thats what von karmas do. maybe she refuses to accept it and acts like they are not related at all unless she wants to tease miles because she is her own sister in law TWICE

franziska: (talking about his brother miles and mentions his partner)

person: oh he has a boyfriend? i would have never guessed. who is he?

franziska: (stone faced) my brother

person:?????????

..................

Franziska: this is my brother miles edgeworth and next to him is his husband and my brother, phoenix wight

Person:????????

Miles: Franziska for gods sake can you please stop doing that

[amaryria]

Since we all voted for countryhuman stuff from me.. i.. feel awkward making it but a playlist of songs, and specifically for austria? Anyday everyday yes (calm down we are ADDING OTHER COUNTRIES TO THE MIX. calm down)

Behold. A fridging playlist of songs that i gave to some random countries who i made inaccurate lore—countryhumans (but, always you can imagine im yapping in hetalia(n))

things might be changed + added or removed but take it for now, and indulge in AHHHHH VOCALOID AHHHH PROJECT SEKAI AHHHH

Twilight Light: now i feel like erm. austria, germany, switzerland, poland and hungary :3 i mean, therapy songs for the win!

Jackpot Sad Girl: oh boy. I havent listened to thjs in decades but i think it'd be reflecting austria's TERRIBLE FATHER being a big ahh harming him (forcing to med school?!??) and hungary probably trying to protect him(?) so. yeah

Usseewa: oh. Easy one im gonna give it to germany and austria—overworked woman and tired man?? i meannn.. ahahah :3

Odo: hungary, for some reason i guess?? he really likes pop music in my au.. and maybe poland could be in this YEAHHHH

Cantarella: now this one i've thought for a while, perhaps austria and serbia or bavaria (because princess sisi) and theyre waltzing YEAHHH (i like the miku symphony one tbh)

Cute Girlfriend: serbia and austria. immediately. and bavaria probably i think its self explanatory

(in my au austria-hungary is a political marriage of austria and hungary, except hungary exists in the mind, austria married to bavaria but hungary is SINGLE AS fridge :3) and then, after 1914 and stuff and.. like too many ages serbia was dating austria; bavaria acknowledges their relationship; and serbia doesnt rlly care but yk

Samsa: It's based off Franz Kafka's The Metamorphosis (i havent read it), and since it features apples in the pjsk 2dmv.. why not germany? I guess snow white being emo

Kimi no Yoru wo Kure: I debated this for a while, but its between switzerland and poland.. its therapy song number two again

Bitter Chocolate Decoration: switzerland has been dumped so much so ill hand this over to her, only because it says chocolate in the song title LOL

Shoujo Rei: switzerland again, because in my au she reincarnates and during her first life ie old swiss confederacy she was treated terribly. but hey habsburg netherlands was dating her (switzerland cant remember him and so, yeah shes kind of lovesick LOL) and also, maybe austria and liechtenstein are in this

[obsessivelollipoplalala]

The thought of Brian and Anita both talking about each other to Freddie while pretending not to be into each other is actually hilarious, considering he and Jim too had a period of casually seeing each other while being very obviously in love ahahah

Brian & Anita: *after a 20 minutes speech about the other* it's fun, but it's totally casual! No feelings whatoever!

Freddie: ....... guys, I have some news for you

I don’t think Freddie and Jim’s period of casually seeing each other can be compared to Brian and Anita tbh. Yeah, Freddie was technically still with Winnie in 1985, but not that much, considering he bought GL and was in Munich a lot less. Freddie shouldn’t have played around like that, but I don’t think he was ever in denial about loving Jim and it’s not on the same level as Brian being married with children and trying to resist being with Anita to save his doomed marriage.

Still, I imagine they tried to be like “whatever, it sucks but it’s over, it is what it is” and Freddie was like 😐

[saintobio]

I loooved the new Chapter!! But damn do I feel bad for Gojo and especially Y/N. Things were going to well between them and in an ideal world Y/N may could forgive him, even after everything he put her through. But let's be honest gojo had it coming. One way or another, the truth always comes out. I love how much Gen cares for her, made sure she wouldn't hear the news, etc... Whatever happens tho, I swear to God if gojo's just gonna give up on her easily, then he's gonna catch these hands 🏌️‍♀️

Anonymous said

While I do feel bad gojo and i can respect the effort he's putting in trying to change. He emotionally abused her, neglected, almost drowned because of him yeah an argument can be made that her jumping in the ocean was her choice but the whole scenario and context of the scenario was levels of fucked up that I can only see y/n as a victim in all of this. I really fluctuate as a reader, at times I'm happy they're happy now other times i want to slap gojo in the face on flaunting his marriage and having the audacity to be so happy now after everything he said and done and planned on doing.

I guess a break? Divorce? would be good for them? If it's heading in that direction. Be separate from each other to get a clear idea on what they want in the relationship and how to proceed with their marriage without influence and bias clouding their judgement.

Anonymous said

I was really suspicious? Doubtful? Or i had a feeling things were going too good for gojo. At times it felt like since nana's death his past mistreatment of yn and the whole infidelity thing was just being swept under the rug for the sake of a happy ending and my prediction on sn2 was more of a closure story. But no he still has a lot to make up for and I feel relieved honestly.

Anonymous said

Naaauuuuuuuurrrrr I was screaaammmmminng the entire time ommmmfffgggggg 😭😭😫😫😭😫😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😫😫😭😭😭😭😭It’s so bad for satoru I actually feel so bad for him. It’s like karma is getting him in the worst way possible for his manipulation of y/n in the beginning. It’s so ironic how she was the one pushing the divorce since the very beginning because of how miserable they both were and now he’s doing everything he can to keep them together it’s OVER 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I don’t know how people can hate Gen she’s such a good sister like let’s not act like we all weren’t crying during the first half due to how AWFUL satoru was to y/n. He (1) married her for selfish reason (2) didn’t let her leave even though she wanted to (3) did not treat her with respect (4) took her virginity in like the worst way possible (5) tried to get her pregnant for again selfish reasons (6) and worst of all continued to humiliate her by brazenly cheating on y/n while making her feel guilty enough to stay married with him until she eventually developed an illness. I’m rooting for them to be endgame but I feel like it’s so unreasonable to hate gen when she doesn’t even know the details of everything satoru did to y/n and just how bad it was for her in the beginning. She rightfully doesn’t care about satoru her sister has always been her priority. Also the betrayal is deep for gen too because something I remembered was emphasized was just how much y/n’s family trusted him to take care of y/n and be a loving husband and father to their child. Imagine someone you thought you could trust being the source of misery to someone else who you love. I’m glad it’s not going to be easy for them the already fragile relationship has been utterly demolished it’s actually so sad how the happy parents crying during the ultrasound probably won’t continue to exist after this night. I still want them to be endgame but it’s looking 😬 anyway great amazing showstopper chapter like always thank you so much for your time and effort happy writing ❤️❤️💕💕❤️❤️💕💕❤️❤️

yesss he really had it coming so i get why you’re all conflicted ahahah but also it’s normal to feel bad for him bc even tho he did shitty things, he did repent for his sins and tried to become a better person. that’s better than someone who won’t hold themselves accountable, right? unfortunately he doesn’t have an express lane to a happy ever after atm so let’s see how things will unfold between them 🤗

[giorno-plays-piano]

Crimson Gods

Pairing: vampire!Steve Rogers x Reader

Warnings: non-con, yandere, kidnapping, mentions of death and suicidal thoughts, allusion to breeding.

Words: 2362.

Summary: Living in the world where most lands are governed by the Noble, ancient vampires who shed human blood simply for their own amusement, you try leading a quiet and secluded life along with your mother. Sadly, you aren’t prepared when a vampire comes to your town.

P.S. When I was younger, I really, really loved Vampire Hunter D. I watched the movie again yesterday, and here’s the result ahahah. 

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It was way past midnight, but you couldn't force yourself to sleep, tossing and turning in your comfy bed while thinking of your travel tomorrow. You were supposed to leave the town for the first time in years to visit your grandmother who lived in the Northern Frontier Sector, and now you dreamt of how you were going to embrace her, kiss her cheeks despite her scolding you for not behaving properly in public. You hadn't seen her in 7 years. After the incident, you had never even once left the town, and your grandmother could hardly travel so far due to her age. Of course, you kept exchanging letters, but how could a cold letter, though written with great respect, replace a live communication?

While you kept wondering how your encounter would go, all of a sudden it felt cold under your cozy cotton blanket, and you reluctantly got up to take a huge comforter out of your heavy wooden chest. Why was it freezing tonight even with the windows closed? You were just in the middle of September. To be honest, you hardly remembered the last time the weather was so bad as you wrapped a comforter around your trembling shoulders, thinking whether you have to take your winter nightgown instead of light muslin one you were wearing now.

Throwing a glance at your window, you saw the frosted panes and furrowed your brows, refusing to believe it. Dear Lord, you lived in the Western Frontier Sector, not far to the North! Was it really going to snow out of nowhere tonight? As you moved closer to look at an empty street, you realized that a huge cross on top of a building on the other side started crumpling with a disgusting sound as if it were made of paper, not pure silver to protect citizens from the creatures of the night. Several crosses on the buildings down the street had been destroyed, too. Quickly, you looked down only to find the flower beds withering within seconds despite your beautiful roses blooming just a couple of hours ago. Now they all turned black.

You stilled on the spot, unable to believe your eyes and covering your ears from that horrifying noise. You had only seen something like that once, and it was the time when most villagers had already been dead, turned into beasts without a soul who craved for blood as much as their masters did. That night you had lost your beloved father as you fled your house in a rush, just a little child back then, and, once you arrived in the town, had never even once left your new home.

The crumpled crosses, dead flowers and a sudden temperature drop could mean only one thing: a vampire had come to the town. It wasn't some upyr, oh no, it was one of the Nobles, maybe even an Elder if you were unlucky.

Dear Lord, what a Noble wanted in a peaceful town like this? There were neither treasures nor mechanisms of the ancient, nothing that could potentially interest a Noble. Except that they might be simply eager to shed human blood for their own amusement...

Before you screamed at the top of your voice to wake up everyone around, you heard the sound of a large mirror in your room breaking, and then felt somebody's strong grip on your throat despite no one being in front of you. The world turned black before you uttered a single word.

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Moving a heavy crimson curtain a bit so you could look out the window, you gasped, watching the corn fields far beneath looking like neat pieces of cloth. The view was incredible! You had never seen anything like this before, though you certainly didn't remember travelling in such fine carriage ever before either. It was truly stunning, made of black steel, shining in the sunlight as if it only been made yesterday. Steven laughed when you said it out loud, explaining that this carriage had been more than a century old. Apparently, the Nobility's carriages were miraculous since you couldn't find even a single scratch on the surface.

"Be careful, sweetheart." The man behind your back said, gently bringing you closer to him and further from the window, curtain falling back and hiding the two of you from the outside world. "Night does not fall yet."

"Forgive me my curiosity. I have never seen anything as magnificent." You smiled sheepishly at the handsome blonde-haired, blue-eyed man in a long black cape with red lining.

He let out a low chuckle, taking your hand and kissing it briefly while you forgot how to breathe for a second, deeply embarrassing by such outpouring display of affection. You lead a rather quiet secluded life in the town, pretty much never being around men of your age: your mother was going to choose a respectable husband for you herself, so you never worried about it before. Now, however, you felt ashamed for being so close to a man despite loving him dearly. Oh, what would your mother say if she saw you now? Wouldn't she be worried? Would she approve of your marriage to a No-

You blinked as you stared at the handsome man's pale face, feeling all your worries fading away. As long as you stayed with the love of your life, nothing else mattered, right?

"If that is what you wish, we will travel by air a lot more right after I present you at Western Frontier Court, sweetheart." His deep, silky voice made you let out a nervous chuckle as you felt your cheeks growing hot. "My, aren't you adorable?"

"Please, Steven, stop it!" You furrowed your brows as he grinned at you, baring his sharp fangs you paid no attention to. "I cannot believe I am getting married to you so soon. It feels... strange. A little unsettling."

"And why is that?" There was some wariness to his voice.

"It's just... I have never imagined myself being married to anyone. Surely, I thought of having a family at some point, but it was so distant. I have never even pictured myself close to a man, let alone a High Lord like you." You admitted honestly, biting your lower lip and averting his gaze. "You have never been married before, too, have you? Aren't you frightened even the slightest bit?"

"A little." He answered too soon, yet you disregarded it as well. "But I have no doubts we will make a good couple, sweetheart. I will cherish you like no other man ever would."

Embarrassed to the point your face was on fire, you decided to drop it, not knowing how a nobleman like Steven Grant Rogers could have an audacity to say such things. He was completely shameless! You hoped he was going to be more reserved while presenting you at court; you pictured your grandmother fainting if she heard him speaking like now.

What was Western Frontier Court like? You had never been there, not than any human ever could: as far as you knew, not even all vampires could serve the Nobility living in the high castle surrounded by mountains. You heard its peaks were covered with snow all year round.

"Have the king ever visited your castle?" You suddenly asked, back to your curious self.

Steven's face became even paler. "He did on several occasions, but it was a long time ago way before I was even born. I have only seen him once, and I do not think I will ever forget this encounter."

"Oh, is he as frightening as the legends say?"

"You cannot describe it with words, sweetheart. But do not be worried, he had been asleep for more than a thousand years now, and he surely won't wake up just to attend some Noble's marriage." A faint smile twisted Steven's lips as he drop a soft kiss to your forehead. "Actually, please do not refer to him as a king. The Nobles call him the Great One."

"Oh, I see. Thank you." Nodding, you turned your face back to the window covered by a crimson curtain, biting your lip again. "Can I watch the sunset a little? I won't be long, I promise."

"As you wish, sweetheart. Please come back to me once you are done, it is going to be a long night."

Gesturing to the large black coffin laying in the middle of your carriage, the man brushed his cold soft lips against your cheek and got up from his seat, smiling at you watching him. You remembered being very unhappy once you learnt there was only one coffin: you had never thought you would lay close to your betrothed with your head on his chest before your marriage. How terribly bold it was of Steven to make you sleep so close to him! However, you were content he had never even once tried touching you inappropriately, always treating you with respect: he said he admired your purity and innocence while not many Noble women were bothered by them.

Once he got inside the coffin, you lifted the curtain again, squinted as rays of bright light pierced the darkness of the carriage. Oh, how incredibly beautiful was the sunset in front of you. You had seldom seen such lovely sight as this. Would you miss the sun once you reach the high castle? You surely would, you thought. Hopefully, your betrothed would keep his promise to travel with you, and when he fell asleep during the day, you would walk in daylight all by yourself.

As you kept staring at the bright sky coloured in orange and pink, all of a sudden you thought why did you have to live in the high castle with Steven while your home was far away from the white mountains, in a little human town where you spent the last several years. Oh, right, you were engaged to the Overseer of the Western Frontier Sector, the highest Noble guarding the lands where you were born and raised. He was a peerless warrior and a fierce leader, a vampire respected by other Nobles.

A vampire? Steven was a vampire? Why would you be engaged to a vampire, let alone the Noble? The Overseer of the lands you were born and raised, the one who had taken advantage of those poor humans living in the Western Frontier Sector and let other Nobles ravage your cities and villages, destroying everything on their way.

You were engaged to the vampire overlord, a ruthless, cold-blooded being who could wipe out every human in these lands if he desired so. No, he was not your betrothed, the man you promised to marry willingly. He was the one who kidnapped you from your own bed at night, casting some spell over you to make you forget who you were.

You clamped a hand around your mouth to stop the pathetic sounds you were making as you cried, hot tears streaming down your cheeks. Dear Lord, why was the Overseeker doing it to you? What could he gain from this cruel game? Seemingly nothing, except for having some fun with a silly human girl. But that what the Nobles were doing once they got bored, wasn't it? No, you wouldn't give him the satisfaction, you thought, happy you were given a chance to escape - even if it cost you your own life, it was still for the better.

"The Overseeker of the Southern Frontier Sector did, not that I expect you to know. Now, please, come back here. You had enough time watching the sunset."

You couldn't believe your eyes, watching him say it with such confidence. Was he willing to keep playing his twisted game even when his sweet facade fell?

"Why do you pretend as if my death matters to you? You will kill me soon anyway. Does it bring you so much pleasure to murder one more pathetic human?"

"I won't kill you, sweetheart. It has never been my intention."

There was something to his voice, some emotion you struggled to describe that made you feel bitter and regretful. Was it all truly going to end like this? You were so young, supposed to have your whole life ahead of you, now faced with a choice to either let a vampire consume you or jump out the carriage and fell to your death.

"Than what was it? I assume you have been living for more than thousands of years. Aren't you a little too old for playing these games still?" You chocked on a sob, barely containing your tears as you trembled in front of the Overseeker.

"I am not playing a game." He admitted tiredly, suddenly taking the black glove off his hand. "All I wish for is a loving wife who can bear my children and bring peace to my lands. I have been wandering human cities for a great while before I found you, strong enough to carry a dampiel after a few genetic enhancements. Please, do not struggle. I have not come to make you suffer eternal torment."

For a couple of seconds you stared at him with your mouth slightly open, unable to utter a single word. You had expected the vampire to say anything but this. Was it still a game? Now you hoped it was because even being drained till the last drop of blood was better than carrying a dampiel, a child of both vampire and human, feared and loathed greatly by both races. When you recovered, however, you quickly turned the door handle and pushed the door, willing to wait no longer.

But the door did not give to your pressure. To your horror, it stayed still as if it were a solid piece of steel.

Feeling the iron grip of the Overseeker's fingers on you shoulder, you yelped as he dragged you back to his coffin with force, closing the lid before you had a chance to escape. The next second his fingers were on your neck, suffocating you before you lost consciousness just like the night when Steven Grant Rogers kidnapped his human beloved.

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[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

Day 4: Pining / Attention

“If you were to look my way, I think my heart would just about explode.”

Day 4 of JustJadelentines2021!

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JadepleaselookatmeJadepleaselookatmeJadepleaselookatmeJadepleaselookatmeJadepleaselookatmeJadepleaselookatmeJadepleaselookatmeJadepleaselookatmeJadepleaselookatmeJadepleaselookatmeJadepleaselookatmeJadepleaselookatme--Ah-HEM! Um... I mean... Leech mob family is a fun theory~

***Warning: Wish Upon a Star (Floyd’s Wish) & Floyd and Jade Birthday Suit Up! personal story spoilers!***

Imagine this...

Several wheelbarrows’ full of packages addressed to the twins arrived at Octavinelle every holiday. At first, Octa A was startled by the strange influxes of mail--but his concerns were often dismissed by his upperclassmen. Most notably, Jade would reassure him that the packages thanks to the Leeches’ “extensive connections” and “family ties”, whatever that meant.

The mob student tried not to linger on the meaning of those words too often, for whenever he did, his mind would wander into dark theories. Whichever corner of the deep, murky sea the twins originated from, Octa A didn’t want to be dragged there for asking too many questions.

So he closed his eyes and went about his work like the diligent employee that he was. The school year passed, and in turn, so did the holidays--and, as expected, the packages arrived without fail on each special occasion.

Then came Valentine’s Day.

“Wh-Whoah...!!”

Octa A’s jaw dropped at the sheer amount of mail unceremoniously littered across the floor of the Mostro Lounge. Boxes large and small were stacked as tall as him, wrapping paper of various patterns, glittery bows, and packing peanuts were scattered everywhere. One big mess.

Floyd say amongst the packages, giddily ripping boxes open, while Jade stood at the edge of the sea of mail, carefully inspecting the various packages.

“G-Good morning,” Octa A called out as he slowly waded through the mail, cautious about not stepping on anything. “What’s... What’s all of this? Th-This is a lot of mail--even more than usual.”

“Oya. Good morning to you as well, Kon-san,” Jade replied with a polite wave. “Bright and early for your shift, I see.”

“Ahh? It’s Konbu-chan!” Floyd cried, wearing a toothy grin. The eel excitedly waved to him, hailing the mob student over. “C’mere!”

Oh, thank Neptune, Octa A thought. He had caught the brothers in good moods today. The last thing he needed was a grumpy Floyd or a passive aggressive Jade leering over his shoulder.

With a little less trepidation than usual, he tip-toed over. Octa A just narrowly missed dirtying a discarded bunch of blue tissue paper before he reached his upperclassman.

“Hold your hand out,” Floyd commanded, his smile stretching.

“O-Okay...?” Octa A obeyed, unsure of what to expect.

“Here you goooo!!”

Floyd dropped something brown, warm, and sticky into the mob student’s palms. Octa A jumped at the strange sensation, his thoughts racing to the conclusion that it was something unsanitary--but when a sweet smell hit his nose and Octa A immediately knew it was chocolate.

“I don’t want it, so you can have it!”

“E-Ehhh?! Y-You’re just going to hand me a bunch of melted chocolate?!”

“Yup! Oh--you can have those too,” Floyd added, jabbing a thumb at a box by Octa A’s feet. “And this, and that... pretty much all of it, ‘cept the one from mom.”

“W-Whaaat?! Th-There’s no way that I can eat all of that...!!”

Jade’s laughter cut in, interrupting the conversation. “My, my, Kon-san. There is no need to fret. You need not consume all these sweets. Feel free to dispose of them as you wish, if that is what you think is best.”

“Th-Throwing them out is just as bad as giving them away!!” Octa A cast a sympathetic look at all the packages. Some thrown open, their guts spilling out, and others left totally untouched by their intended recipients.

“Oh? Whatever do you mean. Please, do enlighten us.”

“Tch. You gonna lecture us, Konbu-chan? This oughta be good.”

“What about... What about the feelings of the people that sent them? If they’re all Valentine’s Day gifts... s-some of them must be confession or friendship chocolates, people pining for you. Y-You can’t just throw away their feelings like that...!!”

The twins exchanged glances with one another, then collectively stared at Octa A. Floyd started first, his slow and steady chortle becoming increasingly raspy and unhinged. Jade followed suit, his gentlemanly chuckle twisting into a composed, yet cruel laugh.

“Wh-What’s so funny?”

“I simply find your naivety fascinating, Kon-san,” Jade replied with a grin. It seemed grossly out of place, given how he had laughed mere moments ago at the notion of discarding emotions.

“We don’t need to accept everything that’s thrown our way, you know~” Floyd cackled, flicking a wrapped truffle across the room. It hit the wall and ricocheted under a table. “Especially when we know all this junk’s from kiss-ups that wanna make it big.”

“H-Huh?” Octa A’s eyebrows knitted together. “What do you mean...?”

“Floyd.” Jade’s voice took on a stricter tone than usual with his twin. “You’ve gone and said too much.”

“Ehhh? It’s fiiine,” Floyd insisted with a pout. “It’s not like any of ‘em will know! And they always do the same thing every year. It’s sooo boring!”

“I understand your sentiments--it does become rather troublesome for us to dispose of these chocolates every year. However, that is a time and place for everything, and this is not one of those times.” Jade’s eyes briefly cut to Octa A before returning to his brother.

Floyd rolled his eyes, shrugged, and returned to delving into boxes.

“Um... S-So what did Floyd-senpai mean by ‘kiss-ups’?” Octa A dared to ask--his curiosity getting the better of him.

Jade heaved a sigh. “... If you really must know, Floyd and I are quite ‘popular’ back home in the Coral Sea. This is due, in part, to our father’s rather successful business enterprise. There are a number of his partners and associates that wish for what the Leech family has.”

He gestured to Floyd, who was still wrestling around with the packages. “Thus, they often attempt to curry favor by sending gifts. The hope is to soften us up to them--but many of them, I suspect, are aiming for a far greater long term prize: our hands in marriage, and therefore near unlimited access to the resources and power that our father wields.”

Octa A paled. Already, he could feel his stomach sinking, and his body temperature turning chilly--as though he had just plunged into an icy sea. He was on the cusp of a dark secret--he felt it in his gut.

“O-Oh... I see... Ahahah... Y-Your family politics sound complicated, Jade-senpai, Floyd-senpai.”

“Indeed, they are.” Jade spoke quietly, his eyes digging into Octa A’s soul. Though the eel still sported a curve to his lips, his gaze lacked warmth. The light seemed to have drained from his irises, leaving them dull and frigid.

Sizing the mob student up--trying to ascertain whether or not Octa A needed to be blackmailed into submission--into silence.

“I trust that you would not dig deeper. It would be rather unfortunate if we lost one of our treasured employees.”

Octa A gulped, nodding vigorously to confirm an unspoken promise to Jade. Then the first year scrambled to make small talk, to change the topic, if only to avoid his vice-dorm leader’s dreadful stare.

“I-It does sound annoying to have people always trying to get your attention. I-I’d just want to live a quiet, peaceful life not getting noticed by too many folks... That way, I can just do what I want.”

“That sounds sooo nice!” Floyd chimed in from the floor. “It sucks when other people try to tell you what to do or how to be, or tryin’ to get you to act how they want! Like, if I’m gonna do something, I’m gonna do it cuz I wanna, not cuz someone else wanted me to.”

“I-I guess...?”

“Ehehe. Konbu-chan gets us! So you’ll take all the chocolate off our hands, right? Riiiight?”

“E-Eh?! I-I mean, I can if it really troubles you so much, senpai--”

“Great! I knew we could count on you~ Here, here, take it all!!” Floyd leapt to his feet and began piling box after box in Octa A’s arms, despite the melted chocolate pooling in the mob student’s palms. Chocolate smeared on the bottom-most box, and Octa A yelped.

“W-Wait...!! P-Please slow down...!!”

“Fufufu. Thank you for your assistance,” came Jade’s voice. Octa A couldn’t see him, since a bunch of boxes now obscured his line of sight, but he was sure that Jade was smirking.

He caught a flash of movement in his periphery. Jade emerged on his left, his olive and gold eyes narrowed--and his mouth, lined with sharp teeth, folded into a perfect smile.

“Did you know, Kon-san? Many people would kill to be in the position that you are in... being able to so casually engage with us on a daily basis,” Jade chuckled, granting the mob student a pat on the back. “Octavinelle is very fortunate to have our full attention, don’t you agree?”

“Y-Yessir...”

[ddarker-dreams]

I've been wondering since I read it but what was mista right about in the kinktober car sex oneshot with giorno and sr reader?

AHAHAH JHGNRGJER i was wondering if anyone would ever ask about that... 

[the fic in question if anyone is curious] 

basically, mista is aware that giorno and sr reader are all dressed up since they were going to a fancy event. now that it’s canceled due to the explosive devices found on the premises, mista decides to hit his boss with some Unwanted guesses on what he might be doing with his wife at the time of the phone call. it’s no secret that after giorno’s marriage to sr reader he seems a bit more... tired yet content in the mornings :) it’s become something mista likes to poke fun at.

the italics are what i imagined mista saying. 

“Thank you for keeping me informed. No, we’re still ten minutes away,” Giorno pauses, and you hear the voice on the other side of the line speak.

“Pulled over then, are you? I hope you at least still have your clothes on. That tux was what, about my month’s salary? Don’t tell me I’ll have to take it to the dry cleaners tomorrow if you ruin it.”  

His eyes shift momentarily to you, and he clears his throat. “There’s no need for that.”

“Whatever you say, you’re the boss. Tell [First] I said hi if she’s not... preoccupied at the moment.” 

“Yes, I’ll be sure to tell her. Drive home safely.”

basically mista is being a little shit and giorno is just. internally dying. and also feeling lowkey called out since he was eyeing sr reader up as mista predicted thrjngekmr

[randomkposts]

Asexuality in Japan. KHR.

K:-On an somewhat unrelated note, do think there could possibly be anything to say on the topic of Hibiri and herbivore men? 

"A more complicated distinction comes with “herbivore men” (草食系男子), a buzzword from the last decade for Japanese men who are not in pursuit of romantic relationships, marriage, manliness, and/or sexual gratification depending on the definition. There’s a lot to unpack here about how apparently sexuality defines manliness, how people feel the need to comment on when men act outside social norms… but that’s outside the scope of this article."

E:-Even though Hibari calls everyone a herbivore. I think by what the article is, he would be one no?Despite my ships, I genuinely have a hard time seeing Hibari with anyone tbh. Hibari reversing the usage of herbivore. 

K:-Ya. Besides the ship of Hibirixfight

E:-He is what manliness is supposed to be but shows no interest in romance. He is what manliness is supposed to be but shows no interest in romance. Everyone else is weird. Jk. 

HIBARI X FIGHTS

Yup

Hibari rarely refers anyone else as a carnivore

K:-I like Hibiri and Tsuna in abstractness

E:-Tsuna is a herbivore. 

K:-And kind of imagine that he just showed up and went cute fluffy animal is mine. 

E:-Tsuna shows interest in romantic relationship with Kyoko, however Tsuna is not the vision of manliness

K:-And declaring that sparked a lot of fights

Which is what he was after. 

E:-Ahahahaha. Tsuna you didn't adopt a cloud in your familiga. He adopted you. 

K:-Hmm.. Tsuna shows interest in Kyoko as an ideal, but as a person?

E:-Tsuna brought all the good fights to Hibari. Yes. But it is a sexual/romantic attraction? He sees more of Kyoko but I also say that as a stretch. 

K:-Aesthetic from what I see

E:-Cause in shonen fashion my girls didn't get much development.

Not even Biachi. Kyoko is cute she is kind

She likes cake. She wants her brother not to get into fights

K:- which goes against who he is

E:-Kyoko adapts but wants answers too

This is what I can remember of Kyoko. Even less of Haru

K:-Loves kids, Dramatic, 

E:-Who is strong headed, bashful. Ahahaha no no this is good

Better to remember more of them

K:-Does have some fight/cosplay skills. Crackship with Reborn? Lol, I kid

E:-Lmaoo whaaat

That's the first time i ever heard! Ahaha

Her cute points is her pony tail too!. Haru is hilarious

K:-3 interest in common. Roleplay and costumes. Dramatic. And teaching

Or at least kids on Harus part

E:-Ahahah. Kyoko has the ability to tame Lambo. Anyone who can tame that kid is a godsend. 

K:- Haru:-Kyoko you must teach me your secret.

[leondaltons]

💘 + lottie & casper!!

where they first met and how

They first met back in high school!! Almost everyone around town knows the last name “Dupont'' because of how long the family has been there and with what they are associated but i’m guessing hadn’t put her face with the name until one day she caught him and his friends pranking her locker (you know that gilmore girls gifset where they are writing a phone number and then the dude says “write mine” when he sees Alexis bledel? well like that lol)

how long their ‘flirting’ phase was before feelings got involved

aksjasa Casper has been flirting with her since the moment he saw her and the boy hasn’t stopped even after all these years of rejection. She started to “flirt back” only some months before feelings get involved (her flirt back is calling him an idiot, sending him spicy pictures and then blocking him lol)

who fell for who first ( if applicable )

this one is easy, Casper ahahah. Boy has been wiped since he was a teen ahahaha

where their first date was and what it was like

first real date when they are like, officially dating? Casper took her out for dinner and some drinks to a small restaurant with a view to the beach where they would sometimes meet each other before dating, it’s small enough to keep it intimate but also casual. Second date he takes her to see his band play and honestly she goes 👀👀 Their first is a little weird at first, i mean they have known each other for years now and Lottie has a hard time being emotionally vulnerable, but she tries so things gets better once the food is on the table ahahaah

who asks who out and how ( with a sign? spelled out on a cake? just a simple ‘will you go out with me’? )

i think casper has asked lottie out in every way you can imagine, but one of the biggest was when he asked out for prom; he did this big public thing and it officially backfired

who proposes first

casper, hands down! I honestly don’t know if marriage is something that Lottie ever thought she needed in her life, like she would be happy without it but if he wants to then she would say yes without thinking ♥

if they keep / kept their relationship secret or let everyone know right away

well they started making out and sleeping together (before an official relationship) and they were done kind of in secret, i think? mainly because of Lottie and her refusal to admit she had feelings or was actually interested in Casper

where the proposal happens and how ( kiss cam at a baseball game? on a hillside surrounded by ducks? at a disney park? )

Casper proposes the same way he asked her for prom (the one that backfired lol) it’s really big and almost identical, his way of reminding her how long he has liked her. Lottie can’t believe she is saying “yes” to this but in a way can’t stop smiling and feels so lucky to have him in her life

if they adopt any pets together

My take is that they adopt another cat to keep lottie’s cat company!!!

who’s more dominant

In bed? definitely Casper hahaha

where their first kiss was and what it was like

I’m thinking their first kiss was either in the middle of the night in an empty street or in a really dark pub. It was definitely heated and angry; when things that have been building for a while inevitably explode (context: casper was probably teasing her and pushing Lottie’s buttons while they were arguing about something and she kind of snapped and kissed him)

if they have any matching couples stuff ( mugs? sweaters? pillowcases? )

Maaaaaaaaaaybe deep in the relationship they get matching mugs? I can’t really see Lottie wearing matching sweaters AT ALL nasbajkshajk. Oh and at some point she gifts him the same necklace she has with her birth stone

how into pda they are

I would say that once they are dating they are very into it. Lottie has no problem in making out in public or sitting on his lap

who holds the umbrella when it rains

Casper ♥

where their usual ‘date spot’ is ( if applicable )

I think they meet a lot in each other’s home, mainly because it’s the place they are more comfortable doing whatever they are doing. But there is also this small bar/restaurant with a view to the beach where they accidentally met a few times that Lottie really likes. It’s small and comfortable and their official first date was there

who’s more protective

This one is a really close one but I think i’m gonna give it to Lottie, I think? She doesn’t have too many people she REALLY loves but she would fight with claws and teeth for the ones she does loves

how long it is before they sleep together ( can be as in ‘had sex’ or as in ‘shared a bed’ )

after they finally kiss? jashajsa not long at all, maybe some weeks after it i’m guessing?

if they argue about anything

pre relationship? about everything lmao. Well mainly Lottie argues and Casper just pressing her buttons. In relationship they still do but not as much or seriously enough

who leaves more marks ( lipstick, hickeys, scratchmarks etc. )

Casper aksjasa (i mean that photo of Lottie with the hickeys👀)

who steals whose clothes and how often

she steals A LOT of his tshirts

how they cuddle ( spooning? facing each other? )

spooning!!!

what their favourite nonsexual activity is

mmmm I like to think that Lottie ends up asking Casper to teach her how to play the guitar, she finds it super sexy and she would really enjoy him teaching her. I think they would also enjoy sharing time together, she with a good book while he plays with his guitar in the same sofa

how long they stay mad at each other

Lottie can stay mad for weeks if the situation deserves, but a good number is probably some days and after that she slowly starts to let go. Casper gives me the vibe he can’t stay mad for too long ahahah

what their usual coffee / tea orders are

Casper likes his coffee with tons of sugar and Lottie orders one of those super sweet frappuccinos that are more sugar than coffee lmao

if they ever have any children together

Both Casper and Lottie are a little scared for being parents for different reasons, but after she accidentally gets pregnant and they kind of freak out at first, they kind of settle into it and are great parents

if they have any special pet names for each other

Lottie just calls him Casper or “idiot” lol

if they ever split up and / or get back together

once they get together they don’t split up again ♥

what their shared living space is like ( messy? clean? what kind of decor? )

I think it would be some kind of messy order if that makes sense? like clean dishes on the counter and maybe some clothes on the floor, probably a lot of things like books or paper over the tables but they know exactly where everything is. Definitely a lot of plants and candles

what their first christmas / hanukkah / etc as a couple was like

I think their first new year together is actually kind of nice? I’m thinking Lottie invites him to have dinner with her grandma and her! maybe he can bring his father if he wants too!! Her grandma is great at cooking and Lottie makes a delicious apple pie (honestly the only thing she knows how to bake lol). When midnight comes she doesn’t say anything but slowly and delicately interlaces their fingers; it's small and simple, but it means a lot. Lottie’s house is at the outskirts of town, so if it’s too late or there is too much snow, then he (and his father if he came) are more than welcome to stay the night……. 

what their names are in each other’s phones

Casper's name changed a lot through the years lmao, at first it was “??????” then it move to “Casper Nahm” to “C*****” to “Casper DO NOT PICK UP” and now is just “Casper” lmao

if they have any ‘couple traditions’ ( buying a new mug for their collection every year? baking every friday evening? )

Casper waits until Lottie closes the store and then walks her home talking about their day. Every Thursday they meet for lunch at the diner (maybe they also do it other days too but Thursdays is a must). And every anniversary, Lottie gifts Casper a guitar pick (plus his other gift)

who falls asleep first and who wakes up first

askjasa i think Lottie is the first one to fall asleep but also the first to wake up, honestly she can fall asleep everywhere ahahah

who’s the big spoon / little spoon

Casper is the little spoon!!! And Lottie is the big spoon and totally loves it!

who hogs the bathroom

Casper, I didn’t have to even think about it haahhaah

who kills the spiders / takes them outside

Lottie kills the spider with a lot of strength and passion hahahah

[telesthisia]

MEET THE MUSE

► Name ➔   “Greetings, my name is Zelda, it is a pleasure to meet you...!” 

► Are you single ➔ “Goodness me, quite the question to start off with, hm? Though courting is nothing unusual for those aiming for the crown, I’ve not sought out any relationships...” 

► Are you happy ➔  “Ahah, am I? Though it is easier to just say yes and move on...”

► Are you angry? ➔   “Eh? Not to my knowledge, as I do not have any reason to be angry...”

► Are your parents still married ➔ “Though they are no longer within this realm, I would like to believe their love for each other remained even within the Spirit Realm...”

NINE FACTS

► Birth Place ➔ “I believe it was somewhere within the Lanayru Province, though I could not tell you where, unfortunately... quite funny how it wasn’t within Central Hyrule...” 

► Hair Color ➔ “Ah, it is blonde... though it is pretty light...”

► Eye Color ➔ “Blue, quite the common color here...”

► Birthday ➔ “... Fall Equinox is finally here...! My birthday is quite a bore, let us discuss more about the wonders of Fall instead...!” (September 19th for those wondering sadhbjkadsgh) 

► Mood ➔ *Radio static sounds* “Hmm? My apologies, do you mind repeating the question once more I did not quite catch it...”

► Gender ➔ “Female...”

► Summer or winter ➔ “Neither of those seasons, I am afraid... though if I had to choose I suppose summer, the winters can be quite harsh here at times. It is the test of the gods... or so my ancestors among others from the Spirit Realm would say...”

► Morning or afternoon ➔ “Ahah, though very un-princess like of me to admit, I do like sleeping in more, waking up in the early hours of the day has made mornings quite unappealing to me, so I prefer the afternoon. It is hard for me to sleep in given my duties, I envy those who spend the whole day asleep ahahah...”

EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

► Are you in love ➔ “I do not believe so, though I love my people, family, and friends I have yet to experience love in that form. Perhaps someday I will but I am in no rush... romance novels and plays more than make up for my lack of romance ahah...!”

► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ “No. Surprising, is it not? But as romantic as that may sound within the confines of books, I do not believe love works like that. Love is... to me, love is a bond that takes time for it to develop and flourish. The more you wish to spend time with them the more you realize your feelings for them. When you look at it that way, I believe it is far more beautiful than believing you are in love when you first spot the person, looks are superficial...”

► Who ended your last relationship ➔ “I was never in one, ahaha...!”

► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ “As in rejection? I do not believe so, as nobles aiming for my hand in marriage in general do not harbor any feelings towards me, at least I can only assume such is the case, with that assumption in mind it certainly makes rejecting their offers less guilt inducing...”

► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ “It would be a scary day in Hyrule if a ruler were to show fear towards such sentiments, no...? I am not afraid, no. Though, truthfully there’s little I fear...”

► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ “Ahaha, I am positive that the maidens, the oracles, and Link can all vouch for me when I say that I can be quite affectionate towards my friends! I always give them hugs whenever I greet them... not too long ago I hugged one of them when they came over for a short audience...”

► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ “Well, it is no longer a secret to anyone when you accidentally found their poem dedicated to you... for their sake I shall not reveal their identity... that being said, aside from them I do not believe I have had any...”

► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ “What an interesting question...”

SIX CHOICES

► Love or lust ➔ “Love of course...”

► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ “Apple cider! Oh? Is that considered cheating? My apologies... I suppose iced tea sounds wonderfully refreshing to have during a hot summer’s day, I can imagine myself with a glass after wondering through the graveyard...”

► Cats or Dogs ➔ “Oh I just adore both but cats mostly, they are quite adorable and each have such fun personalities...!”

► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ “Few best friends, I do not mind meeting with new people but bonds are important to me, I would rather have meaningful bonds with someone rather than friviolous friendships...”

► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ “A romantic night in... beneath the moonlight... with a wonderful dinner...” 

► Day or night ➔ “Night time, it is easier to contact the dead during this time believe it or not...! At least, within my dreams...”

FIVE HAVE YOU EVERS

► Been caught sneaking out ➔ “By the goddesses I cannot begin to tell you the amount of times the guards or Impa have caught me, it is rather embarrassing whenever they would catch me. Just thinking about all those times... goodness, I am sure my face is red now...”

► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ “Perhaps when I was younger but now...?”

► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ "It is a universal feeling I believe we can all relate to...”

► Wanted to disappear ➔ “No...”

FOUR PREFERENCES

► Smile or eyes ➔ “Ah, it is the eyes I tend to focus! As the saying goes they are the windows to the soul, though I believe that both these things can overlap as a smile can only make their eyes shine with more beauty...”

► Shorter or Taller ➔ “It matters not what their height is...” 

► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ “I-intelligence? Hm, yes, that sounds about right...” HOW DOES ONE ANSWER THIS WHEN SHE LIKES WHOLESOME HARDWORKING IDIOTS???

► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ “Hook-up...? My apologies, I do not understand the meaning of this word is it something from a more modern era? But considering the other choice, I believe I can guess what it means... if my guess is correct then I would prefer relationship...”

FAMILY

► Do you and your family get along ➔ “Of course, although... no, nevermind that. It is in the past now. But believe it or not, I have not made contact with either my mother or father since their deaths. But if I could, then I would tell them that... ah, excuse me, it would seem sentimentality has taken over. P-please, do not mind me go on with the next question...!” 

► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ “Ahaha,” *MONOTONE LAUGHTER* 

► Have you ever ran away from home ➔ “Goodness no.”

► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ “... that... I do not believe that is possible now considering my status as sole ruler... unless I were to kick myself out...”

FRIENDS

► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ “Eh? No, I could never! To suggest such a thing... how awful...”

► Do you consider all of your friend’s good friends ➔ “Yes, naturally, I love them all with my heart...” They’re all she has now ;v; 

► Who is your best friend ➔ “Ah, I do feel bad for choosing but... Link... he has been through it all... despite our distance our friendship will never wane away, that is what I believe...”

► Who knows everything about you ➔ “That would be... hm... troublesome if someone were to know everything about me.” *sweats while looking at Impa* “I do not even think Link knows too many things about me and vice versa, it is best to keep certain things concealed within the darkness when you live a life like ours...”

ᴛᴀɢɢᴇᴅ ʙʏ: no one i stole it from @cadcnce​ when he demanded for others to steal and i was like *smirk emoji*

ᴛᴀɢɢɪɴɢ: BE A PIRATE!!! 

[dolgelo]

ROMANCE HEADCANONS 

NAME:  Mitsuru Kirijo NICKNAME:  Senpai, President of student council, Miss/Milady, Imperious Queen Of Executions and also “Mitchan” by Teddie in PQ. GENDER:  Female. ROMANTIC/SEXUAL ORIENTATION:  Demiromantic & demisexual. While I think she’s leaning on boys considering her Social Link and words, I doubt she’d ever think of commitments of that kind without having a solid bond with the other party before. PREFERRED PET NAMES:  She really doesn’t care much for nicknames and such but she generally does not like most of them. The Imperious-Queen-Of-Executions and Mitchan have shown her actively not liking them. If she is especially close to the other party involved and the nickname does not comprehend execution jokes, she may close an eye or two. May or may not have grown fond of the idea Akihiko would have called her “princess” back in middle school days when he didn’t still call her by her first name just to tease her. 

RELATIONSHIP STATUS:  Canon-ly speaking she’s “sitting alone on her icy throne” – if we must take Arena games for accurate. I usually portray her confused and crushing relatively hard depending on the partner and the situation, but that’s not too different from the reality coming out of her Social Link interactions. Mitsuru speaks of a very important person in her life during the Arena ending, which may be a hint at a past relationship with the Protagonist or the fiancé drama she went through. The spicy tension between her and Akihiko as adults is fun to write. FAVORITE CANON SHIP:  She has no canon ships, my friends. No one does in Persona but Junpei and Chidori. The hints at my favs tho... the hints hidden in books... cowards... FAVORITE NON-CANON SHIP:  I am a proud Akimitsu ambassador until my dying day, I just love them too much. And if you’d let me do this, I would talk about them nonstop for days. The fact p3 and its spinoffs, novels, books and other merchandise made this ship walk on the thin line between canon and not are also fueling my soul so much you guys, you need to know it. So I’m really not sure whether the place for this ship is in this section, actually.

OPINION ON TRUE LOVE:  Growing up I feel Mitsuru came to think that it’s something almost unattainable, that there’s not such a thing as that unless you search for it in novels and romance books. The idea of finding a perfect partner is rather alien to her after all she had to endure, yet also mainly for mere lack of time and patience; secondly, her heritage and family name don’t make things easier for her on that front - which makes her pretty melancholic when it comes to love and descriptions of it. Still, she remains definitely the romantic type. True love may be as fortuitous as finding a precious gem somewhere -- hard but not impossible. She is not searching actively for that but, also due to her Arcana-based traits, is comparable to a great blessing and stroke of gratuitous luck. OPINION ON LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT:  That’s even worse than true love for her. She’d consider it something more keen to a mere infatuation - typical of youngsters or of people with no interests in deepening a bond beforehand. Since she never experienced it, Mitsuru bases the phenomenon on a hormonal illusion / physical appearance and beauty taking heed of one’s mind and nothing more. Well, she’s more of a brain-type anyway and always will remain so... but with age, she might come to understand what triggers “love at first sight” slightly more, and maybe to excuse it even. She falls in love just with people she know she can trust and that mentally would be able to challenge her own skills and... yeah, kids, max your Academics. HOW ‘ROMANTIC’ ARE THEY?:  Mitsuru can be too romantic at times-- a fact that deeply embarrasses the girl. For the longest time, she’s been reading romance novels of all ages and times, developing one idealistic version of the sentiment behind it and the dynamics two lovers have, according to classic literature. It’s a wrong impression but that’s all she was allowed to know of, I guess. I often repeat that she kinda feels in love with the idea of being in love, and being loved back, more than the idea of sharing her life and intimacy with a person so close to her -- she’s not experienced and she has her own thoughts, but that doesn’t mean it won’t change as time passes.

IDEAL PHYSICAL TRAITS:  Well, Mitsuru is a pro-fencer and is extremely dedicated to physical appearance and beauty. She’d love someone who puts great care in that, it’d mirror a part of her she holds very dearly, so it’s easy to imagined it. IDEAL PERSONALITY TRAITS:  Definitely intelligence and positive academic curiosity. It all fascinates her, with the possibility of being committed with someone as dedicated to studies as she is. Again, study harder, kids, and Mitsuru might notice you. UNATTRACTIVE PHYSICAL TRAITS:  Not actually physical but it is definitely not a personality trait. It’s headcanon time: I have always thought Mitsuru would have, BUT ONLY during her teen years, not have minded much someone smoking  ( perhaps with her fiancé also smoking too, eh, we don’t really know much ). She wouldn’t have minded not because she’s a rebel^TM, nor because she’d smoke herself -- quite the contrary, instead. Having developed a sort of “Electra complex” for her father  ( unfortunately confirmed by the books too ),  and being her father a smoker too, I hc’d she wouldn’t have been bothered by this trait, in a partner, simply because it would have reminded her of Takeharu. BUT. But. But. Actually, with years, the indifference faded away and she does not want someone actively smoking next to her – it is also a big unhealthy habit, and again, Mitsuru being an athlete would really care about it too. UNATTRACTIVE PERSONALITY TRAITS:  Basically all that her fiancé proves to be when scolding her for hesitating before a date: being arrogant, a liar, someone way too domineering - for the wrong reasons - and controlling, and so on.

DO THEY HAVE A TYPE?  Yes, she does and you can’t deny it. AVERAGE RELATIONSHIP LENGTH:  Oh no, she has zero true experiences, because the fiancé arrangement is just a source of angst for her - something she did not choose for herself but simply accepted to go through for the well-being of her Group. She never saw herself into it due to his “asshole-ry” but she’s not the type who’d be down for small adventures or quite insignificant flirts. She commits, one way or another. So be warned. Red cranes only have a partner, jan... PREFERRED NON-SEXUAL INTIMACY:  Probably intimate, soft touching, stroking or playing with her hair  /  the other’s hair. Do you know how much care she puts on the beauty of her hair ?  Mitsuru letting someone else touch her curls would be a sign of complete trust and love. She’s not too fond of hugs or frequent contact per se unless she gets used to them, which may require time.  COMMITMENT LEVEL:  As I said before, she’d give all she can for her partner, and with no reserves. Almost to extreme levels, ahah. Her trust and love have to be conquered through tears and sweat. She will haunt your dreams and never forgive you if you don’t do the same for her and still proclaim yourself to be her second half. She’s not spoiled or anything - she’s definitely not a primadonna too. but she wants love and romance to be true if really pursued, all of it, 100%, and if you’re sure of it as she is, then why are you even bothering ?  She’s Mitsuru hecking Kirijo, my dudes.  OPINION ON PUBLIC AFFECTION:  Did someone order a flustered Mitsuru saying nonsense out of sheer frustration ?  If said public signs of affection are almost hidden, too-subtle-for-you or happening in not crowded spaces -- or simply at home, when no one can see her, then perhaps she may close an eye or two. She’s not as bold as that. Stroking of hands, very gentle hand-holding... that is alright, but kisses or anything more than that is seriously borderline for her... unless it’s somewhere closed and private where no one can see you.   PAST RELATIONSHIPS:  Well, Mitsuru ended the marriage agreement before it was too late like a true boss, so don’t test her, she’ll make you cry. Aside from that, nothing relevant as I said before – mc’s relationship with her might have happened but has never been confirmed and the fact it ends right a couple of days before Nyx will always irk me ahahah 

TAGGED:  stolen oleh TAGGING:  @sabazio  @enshijou  @aragakisan  and whoever

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i know next chapter is sansa's pov but i was dying to know petyr's thoughts at the end of their encounter when sansa was insecure about what he said about her vs missandei. is he going to think about it again? will we ever know? ahahah i just love your petyr's pov so much

Thank you for the compliment! Chapter 19 just came out a couple days ago, and it has petyr’s feelings about how vulnerable she was in his arms after their encounter in chapter 18. But if you are asking for his thoughts and feelings about how Sansa feels vs how Missandei feels, I don’t intend to put that in the series, just cause I can’t find a natural place to put it.

But! I had a snow day today so I wrote a little one-page drabble that takes place between chapters 16 & 17 where I injected Petyr’s thoughts on what he said the night with the stripper pole. So if you don’t judge me for how rough and unedited it is, lol, feel free to read the scene here:

Varys stood before Petyr, wiping blood from his hand. “He said they’ve already eaten today.”

Petyr would have inquired about the blood, except that Varys often stepped down from his position to handle situations directly. “To which you responded?”

“That I’ve never known an alligator to turn down a meal.”

Petyr smirked.

“He then told me that it was crocodiles he harbored, not as he called them, gators.” Varys gave a martyred sigh. “I think he’s still pissed about his daughter and Bran.”

“So you don’t think the meeting was all that helpful?” Petyr asked. He’d personally thought that it had gone much better than expected. Whatever uncertainty lay at home with Sansa, they were at least able to maintain a good front for the families.

Varys poured himself a scotch and raised the decanter in offering. Petyr waved it off. He’d had too much to drink of late as it was, and thought it best to give it a bit of a rest. When Sansa came home, he’d cut back. Now that he’d moved her to his bed as opposed to the guest room, he really felt the need to clean up his act.

“I think it helped that people saw you and Sansa together again, wearing your rings. Her dragging you off with terms of endearment at the end was a nice touch, too.” Varys sipped his drink and sighed, “But, there’s still a lot of repair work to be done.”

Tell me about it, Petyr thought to himself, though not only in regards to business. “Did Reed comply, or not?”

“He did.”

“Then I don’t see the issue.” Petyr pursed his lips.

Varys fiddled with the contents of his pocket before asking, “You don’t see it? Or, you don’t want to see it?”

Petyr inhaled deeply and dragged his gaze up to meet his, tightening his jaw in frustration. Varys raised the hand from his pocket in surrender. “I’m not pushing, only bringing it to your attention.”

“Shall I be offended you didn’t assume I was already quite aware?” Petyr warned.

Varys smiled wryly, appreciation in his voice as he said, “Sansa has a way of blurring a man’s vision.”

“First I was offended, now I’m meant to be jealous?” Petyr quipped, deflecting. “Varys, I’m getting whiplash here. Switching teams all of a sudden?”

He scrunched his face in disgust and shook his head. “Ew.” He downed the rest of his drink quickly, as if to wash the taste of an imagined pussy from his mouth. After a brief cough he set his glass on the desk and said, “No need to be so cruel.”

Petyr chuckled at that, feeling his cheeks pull into a painful grin. How long had it been since he smiled? A real one. Not allowing himself to think on it too long, he composed himself. “I appreciate you handling the Missandei situation. Bodies are always such a pain to dispose of.”

“All in a day’s work.” Varys waved the matter off. “It’s a shame though. Missandei would have been a great source of information.” He then paused and eyed Petyr. “And she was quite a pretty girl, wasn’t she?”

Petyr wondered what he was getting at. He shrugged, nonchalant. “Was she? I hadn’t noticed.”

“Sansa did.”

Petyr stared back at him. Yes, she had, and she’d killed her for it. He felt so valued then, standing in the wake of her jealous rage. He wondered if his hurtful words prior were what pushed Sansa over the edge. Or, if perhaps she would have done away with her rival regardless. Not to say that Missandei of all people, was Sansa’s rival–or that anyone could be.

What did Missandei have? One well-placed friend and a pretty smile. Getting past the information he planned to ply from her, her beauty simply didn’t compare. While he hadn’t ever truly felt her touch, he was certain it was lackluster next to Sansa.

As a rule, cocks craved cunts, not caring to note any difference from the one they were chasing or the one that came before. Warm and wet were the only real requirements. Love changed everything however, making him desire Sansa over all else. It didn’t help any that she felt nothing short of divine and worked hard to keep herself up. He’d almost lost his control in the car, anxious to touch and feel her body in his hands.

She was so willing, wrapping her arms around him and spreading her legs. When the scent of her arousal hit him, all he could think of was sinking deep into her, feeling her completely encase him. God, she cradled him so snug inside herself, even after Elenei. Sansa kegeled her way back to the perfect cunt, a pussy that commanded his undivided attention.

His hand had been steadily advancing her thighs and judging by the eager sounds she made as she opened herself further to him, she was aching for it too. She wanted him to fill her, stretch her til she gasped to breathe, finding no room even for air in her lungs. Hell, if seven years of marriage told him anything, she was just dying to ruin him with each flex and squeeze.

And then he’d be hurt all over again. She would tame him with her sex and he’d be as vulnerable as the day she left him. Petyr had definitely come close to succumbing in the car, but managed not to at the irritating little voice in his head. It reminded him how clueless he apparently was in regards to knowing Sansa’s kinks.

If they were ever going to move on, he would have to eventually give in to his desire for her. Petyr would have to open himself up and take the risk, but that didn’t mean he had to today. He simply wasn’t ready for that yet. Fuck vulnerability. He could live on his side of the bed a little longer.

Glancing up at Varys, he was suddenly very aware if the erection scraping against his zipper. He would need to address that before bed, musing that Sansa might take advantage if she spied it. In his weakened state, he might let her, and then regret it later. “Was there anything else, Varys?”

[riskeith]

hi bb!

oh rip... the ol’ laptop fan situation. it must sound like a plane when you play genshin right? yes, we’re more prepared now. i remember the first few years there were so many fires and stuff to the point where they even made bbq illegal. such a mess, but it took away a fire hazard which is good. i believe aus had the same situation right?

awwww sounds so cute! pokémon go? no i don’t! i dropped it after that summer sjsksjdk. do you play while you’re walking that’s so adorable. wait bakudeku zine??? you’ve peeked my interest.

ooh that makes sense! i thought about the gold seelie too actually! the babie might bring you mora which is always good to have. also there’s fanart of the gold seelie being aether and those are sooo cute. have you seen any?

help i hope xiao knows how lucky he is to have such a devoted fan as yourself!! you’re really pulling all the strings for him i applaud your patience and determination. dude albedo is like... easily one of the prettiest animated character i’ve seen! he’s gorgeous! also i like his elevator move that could be so handy. and for the dancing videos, just search on yt baron bunny dancin or something hehe.

WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. WHAT THE FUCK? wait are you serious? venti’s jpn va is HINATA? I HAD NO IDEA WTF???? god..,. that’s it i’m switching to jpn dub that’s insane... i was actually gonna ask you once if you could apply haikyuu characters to the game who would they be and the only one i was sure about was that hinata would be venti.... 😭 you’re so talented for knowing that hehe.. also you can say that you’re studying when you’re gaming then lmao. study smart not hard. god i’m still in shock over venti. this made my morning ngl.

i have no idea how fic collabs work either. i had a friend that did it once and she said they each wrote a chapter but i feel like that might be confusing if the writers use different writing styles..? idk it seems fun but kind of scary too..

ilytttttt little blushing girl.. <3

it always goes back to dragonspine does it not... 😶 but damn it’s been about a month and you’ve saved 12k that’s super solid. since xiao will be coming around feb that means you’ll have another month-ish to save up as well... so girl you’re def getting him sjdksjdk.. <3 and so much other goodies as well. unless you don’t pull him on the first try you might get some other great characters and weapons/artifacts as well. you need to force me to start saving up too bc if venti is really coming back.. i /have/ to get him esp now that i know about the va..

they’re adorable! i don’t know much about their story but i think they’re best friends, right? which makes it even more adorable. and there’s so much fanart of them as well. dude speaking of, genshin stans make the BEST fanart. i spend hours just looking at them and it’s perfect. i imagine there’s so much on twitter too, right?

god. remember shiro and adam. dreamworks would def not do that.. lmao...

your bravery for even considering posting wip. i’m taking my hat off for you. also, one writer to another; how does your writing process usually go? i’m always interested in seeing how other fic writers work bc it varies so much.

oh!! i was all over the place but i really liked sm groups. and loona! you don’t like slow songs? like even slow indie? aksjjdhdkdhf im gonna keep asking to find a middle group bc right now i’m super lost help...

i don’t really like sleeping in so it’s fine HEHE it’s 9 am now and i woke up about an hour ago which was perfect. 10 hour sleep? immaculate. not yikes. sleeping is always good never stress about it shjdhdjd, think about when you go back to school and have to pull all nighters etc.

kiss <3

heya!!

yeah HAHAAH it gets so hot omg.. and my laptop is supposed to have pretty good specs so i can’t imagine what it would’ve been like if i tried to play on my old one yikes 😬 oh shoot! yeah we have a fire danger rating too, the second lowest one is “high” and it goes beyond “extreme” to “code red”/“catastrophic” lollll. and we’ve regularly got fire bans in the summer to try and prevent anything! 

hfsdkjfhs summer 2016? god i remember that time so clearly... iconic 😩 i do play sometimes! normally if there are any mystic gyms around me to join, otherwise i’m kinda lazy about actually catching the pokemon HAHA oops. https://twitter.com/kotatsutomikan1 here!! does that mean 👀 you main bkdk 👀👀👀

oooo i thought the seelies were actually just there for decoration? AHAH. yessss I saw one with a whole lineup! https://twitter.com/icedkappe/status/1347555831831699457 look how cute 🥺 ugh but that reminds me of something i was thinking of earlier today, i hope they’ll introduce skins or something later down the line? fshdk like think of the potential. it always upsets me when i click the hanger icon and it only lets me change their glider fhsjfskfjsdjkf

god when i saw albedo’s hair... <3333333 and also his eyes??? um chief alchemist? more like PRETTIEST alchemist. yesss i’ve been doing plunge attacks a lot more recently (preparing for xiao?) and honestly ugh if i had albedo.. I LOOKED THOSE VIDEOS UP!!! THEY ARE SO FUCKING ADORABLE WHAT EHE FSUCJK!!!!!!  my god. fancam for characters who? ? from now on only fancams of baron bunny are allowed 😤😤😤

AHAHAH YEAH HE IS!!!! wait have you finished the world quest with him tho?? either way i’m sure you’ll be able to find clips of it in japanese dub online... his ‘ehe’ is so cute my god.. study smart not hard my motto!!!! <3 

yeah I feel like chapters is confusing which is why separating by POV might work better? definitely scary tho lol .... such uncharted territory for me

IM DEF GETTING HIM!!! xiao i am patiently waiting for you to come home 👐🙇‍♀️ yes!! i really hope the four stars on his banner are good bc i’m def gonna be pulling it a lot AHAHHA i hope hm.... i wanna get xingqiu to match with chongyun but beido seems so cool too 😩 tho i already have so many claymore users fsdhfksdfhsjd. oh that also reminds me venti’s elemental burst dialogue ‘kaze da!’ is so cute... like his voice is so melodic??? omg.... WAIT lemme send you this interview i found https://youtu.be/g3floaU41Uc !! AND START SAVE UP MARRIAGE ANON!!!!! tho i think he’s like 5 banners away so you still have time if you do wanna pull now... fhdsfkjds

they are!!! chongyun has this line in his story profile “Who could he possibly trust, if not his fine friend Xingqiu?” 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭 how cute is he i love him so much :((((((((((((( yeah there are so many on twitter!! i don’t see much on tumblr tbh bc i don’t look at my dash too often AHHAHA but it’s all over my twitter timeline~ 

my writing process depends!! but typically i type out the outline of a fic/write out certain scenes, then fill in everything around that ahaha. usually my ideas come from a line i thought up that i really like or just a concept. i usually also type out my plans in all caps LOL. i hope that makes sense lmaooo how about you? do you just go for it or plan everything out first?

ooo yeah sm have some really nice stuff... and nice! i never gave loona a shot FJKDHFKSJ. i don’t think so?? the slow songs i do like are usually exceptions rather than the rule LMAO but i like hozier’s stuff even tho they’re slow (but who doesn’t? AHAH) honestly i couldn’t even give you examples bc i can’t think of any FHSDKFJS like i guess for example, lovely by billie eilish and khalid, i like the song but on a normal day if it came up on shuffle i’d skip it? FHSFKSD im so sorry legit i am no help at all fhskdfhsjdfjsdkfhsdhkfhk but what are some artists you listen to often?

i never pull all-nighters!! it’s kinda like my rule, even if i’m absolutely fucked i’ll deal with it later rather than not sleep fhskjfsdf. (or maybe i just haven’t reached that stage yet... i hope not!). also wait a second i just registered what you wrote.. YOU WOKE UP AT 8AM????????? my goodness... legit i don’t think i did that a single time in 2020. there was a week i woke up at 8:30 every day but very quickly i started sleeping in again omg... that energy! i’m also gonna try start waking up early but it’s hard when i go to bed then read fic 😩

kisses!!! hope your day has been swell so far xoxo

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dancinginredshoes replied to your post “If you are still doing it, Haruka with #8, imaginary friends. Your...”

This is terrifying and seriously creeping me out so I'm going to imagine Mina brings her not-really-but-actually-really girlfriend Rei to exorcise our way to a non-dead Haruka ending

AHAHAHAHAHA brilliant

sailor-neptunus replied to your post “If you are still doing it, Haruka with #8, imaginary friends. Your...”

THIS WAS SO GOOD I can't properly express my feelings about this but holy shit. It really sucked me in and I couldn't stop reading. And when I was done I had to go back and read it again because I didn't want it to be over. I LOVE HARUKA AND HER FAMILY AND HOW SHE FEELS ABOUT HER FAMILY AND OMGGG everything about this is just so good!!!!!! I got CHILLS at the end, wow, Michiru, wow. Doc, I seriously just love your writing!!!! This is so great!!!!!

Thank you so so much! I’m not normally nice to haruka in the family department, so it was kind of a fun thing to rework

sittingoverheredreaming replied to your post “If you are still doing it, Haruka with #8, imaginary friends. Your...”

OH MY GODDDDDDD i spent my whole break reading this and I plan on coming back with more comments, but OH MY GODDDDDDDDD I LOVE HIS

I AM SO GLAD

awashsquid replied to your post “If you are still doing it, Haruka with #8, imaginary friends. Your...”

DAMN. I saved this for after work, and wow am I glad I did. Your pacing is just so great, the way you weave in that the story doesn’t end well, and yet against knowledge the reader wants it to. I can so easily see Michiru being this selfish and cruel, especially after so long of being alone, of never being anything but a showpiece. Haruka is great as always, I love how you flip between the dynamics of her hard outer shell and the softness beneath. I would love to read Michirus POV or a sequel!!

YES Haruka can be tough because, on her surface she’s such an asshole sometimes, but it doesn’t take a lot of work to figure out she’s pretty insecure and self-hating and so trying to balance showing that with how she can come off and why was a challenge and always is 

tymp3st replied to your post “If you are still doing it, Haruka with #8, imaginary friends. Your...”

This was fantastic and slow creepy and really well built.

Thank you so much!

babyrowsdower replied to your post “If you are still doing it, Haruka with #8, imaginary friends. Your...”

this was incredible!

Thank you!

princessofapples replied to your post “If you are still doing it, Haruka with #8, imaginary friends. Your...”

Michiru actually committed suicide because "Arranged marriage to Mamoru? Well fuck that. Nope. Nope. Fuck you, fuck you too, fuck you in particular. Kaioh Michiru out."

AHAHAH my thought wasn’t even that Mamoru was a bad guy, just that, she didn’t want to marry any man at all, BUT I GUESS IF I HAD PUBLISHED MICHIRU’S SIDE THAT’D BE MORE OBVIOUS. 

princessofapples replied to your post “If you are still doing it, Haruka with #8, imaginary friends. Your...”

I couldn't stop reading this. I found myself- the entire time- wanting to see Michiru's side so yeah count me down to read Michiru's POV. As much as I loved- LOVED- the way you wrote Haruka in this (heartrendingly fucking real holy shit, she bled through the screen), Michi was my favourite. I loved her cold, coy selfish malice that just gave simultaneously no fucks and somehow all the fucks. And also, through it all, I could not stop dying laughing over the idea that...

I’m going to publish it to the patreon, I decided! I’ve have the first part up today! 

pouncequick replied to your post “If you are still doing it, Haruka with #8, imaginary friends. Your...”

This is incredible. I love the way you build up the characters, the depth you've created... I love how you show Haruka's love and intensity and protectiveness; I love Michiru's manner of expressing herself; I love Mina and Mako's characterizations; I love Haruka walking the line of genre awareness (wouldn't we all, if we walked into a ghost story?) and her self-doubts on all the different aspects of her life; I love Mina's line about inspiration ...and Michru's "I am a bit lonesome", I love Mouse appearing here. Although I am also a bit suspicious of Mouse. Mouse, what is your role in all this? I love the way you work in the tiny emotional moments and the way they build on each other and grow. This was eminently worth the wait. I'm so glad I waited until morning when I could sit down and read it properly.

Thank you so much for this! I worked really hard on this and it’s wonderful to see people take to it

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88 qn tag meme

thank u 2 the lovely @jiminieboi for tag!!

holy shit this was long,,listen i tag no one but my wife @wingjk bc im literally too lazy to breathe rn

the last:

1. DRINK: passionfruit red tea. it was too sweet i wish i’d gone w green but that’s too sour,,,,honestly a representation of my personality as a whole

2. PHONE CALL: school friend who was wondering where i was

3. TEXT MESSAGE: if messenger counts, @wingjk bc i was going to sleep

4. SONG YOU LISTENED TO: come back home by bts

5. THE TIME YOU CRIED: i don’t recall!! perhaps a couple weeks ago?

have you:

6. DATED SOMEONE TWICE: don’t call me out like this

7. KISSED SOMEONE AND REGRETTED IT: not really? i dont regret many things

8. BEEN CHEATED ON: ha

9. LOST SOMEONE SPECIAL: yes

10. BEEN DEPRESSED: listen

11. GOTTEN DRUNK AND THROWN UP: i don’t get drunk

top 3 favorite colors

12. black

13. pink

14. in your area

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. MADE NEW FRIENDS: yes and i love them

16. FALLEN OUT OF LOVE:  L I S T E N

17. LAUGHED UNTIL YOU CRIED: rarely, but yes!!

18. FOUND OUT SOMEONE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU: yall. assholes. love to gossip. and i love finding out about it so it’s a mutually beneficial thing

19. MET SOMEONE WHO CHANGED YOU: doesn’t everyone change me to some degree?? yes, though i do think a lot of the char dev ive undergone was internally motivated and not bc of a specific person,,,i just want to treat people better.

20. FOUND OUT WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE: yes and i Love Them

21. KISSED SOMEONE ON YOUR FACEBOOK LIST: ppft no who the fuck even facebooks in the year 2k17,,,tho,, @wingjk​ hmu ;(

GENERAL

22. HOW MANY OF YOUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS DO YOU KNOW IN REAL LIFE: none

23. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS: a kitten !! listen he’s an asshole but i love him

24. DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR NAME: as in legally?? i wish!! hopefully soon

25. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOU LAST BIRTHDAY: ha ha dont talk to me

26. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP: i overslept today bc my sleeping schedule is,,,,,very good,,,,,,,,,,,

27. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT: readin fanfic rip

28. NAME SOMETHING YOU CAN’T WAIT FOR: hobi. wheres. ur. mixtape. where. also MY BDAY IS IN LESS THAN A MONTH !!! LOVE ME !!!!!!

29. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR MOM: uhm yesterday

30. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WISH YOU COULD CHANGE IN YOUR LIFE: listen,

31. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: the sweet sound of everyone being loud as fuc

32. HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO A PERSON NAMED TOM: i dont think so ??

33. SOMETHING THAT IS GETTING ON YOUR NERVES: people breathing around me

lost questions

34. MOLE(S): ya

35. MARK(S): scars ?? i fell into a ditch once and i still have the scars from that,,also depression isnt ideal

36. CHILDHOOD DREAM: to be a lawyer

37. HAIR COLOR: brown but im gna bleach it someday

38. LONG OR SHORT HAIR:  short-ish

39. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE: not romantically but i am currently interested in someone, yeees

40. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: sometimes the planets alighn just right and i say something quotable that im proud of

41. PIERCINGS: that havent healed completely already ? 2, in my ears

42. BLOODTYPE: red

43. NICKNAME(S): q, ‘that asshole’, kyu

44. RELATIONSHIP STATUS: not looking

45. ZODIAC: leo

46. PRONOUNS: im agender. i strongly prefer it/its for Reasons but some of yall fucks take offense bc ‘but u are not an object!!’ and like. listen. if u think that using ‘they/them’, which i do not want to be called, is somehow more respectful to my identity ???  ? ?  ? i dont rly have much to say. in spaces where people are less tolerant and presentation overrides id, i go by she/hers.

47. FAVOURITE TV SHOW: i dont watch them anymore but ill always have a special spot in my heart for hannibal and my earliest experiences w bbc sherlock (ahahah can u believe i used to be a sh blog tho)

48. TATTOOS: not yet!! i want to get mine right the first time

49. RIGHT OR LEFT HAND: technically ambidextrous but ive been using my right hand for so long (bc u dont rly realize how inconvenient literally everything is w left hand until u try it skdfjgfg) that it’s now my dominant one

50. SURGERY: yes, but minor

51. HAIR DYED A DIFFERENT COLOR: nop but ive shaved it all off once

52. SPORT: used to sail, used to kayak, now i possess no skills. i actually ish i did have a sport i play regularly, but, i am a Lazy Fuck,

53. VACATION: aksdjfd i dont rmbr !! i travelled a lot when i was young. now we just go to neighboring countries over breaks sometimes.

54. PAIR OF TRAINERS: not converse low, that’s 4 sure

MORE GENERAL

55. EATING: nothing, but hopefully about to

56. DRINKING: nothing, but hopefully about to

57. I’M ABOUT TO: eat, drink, go home

58. WAITING FOR: senpai to answer my anon ask. senpai pls. senpai im dying here i only get wifi sporadically for like 10 min at a time senpai plsease

59. WANT:  see hoseok irl someday, to not fail my year end exams, to have a good future after this. if we’re going wildly unrealistic, give me financial stability and the power to play piano proficiently.

60. GET MARRIED: honestly i think this would depend on where i am in life, where my partner(s) is/are in life, and what we want out of our relationship (plus, my generation supposedly killed marriage, so)

61. CAREER: listen i used to want to be a lawyer real bad before i grew up and realized im a fuckign depressed idiot who cant do shit so now im just hoping for some kind of stable job that i wont hate,,,,,,i lean towards the social sciences, and they’re what im best at, but my fucking dumb ass is currenly taking natural sciences instead because ????? no fuckin clue, past me, what the fuck,

62. HUGS OR KISSES: i dont like hugs much, so kisses. though i do like to cuddle ??? i think ??? theoretically ???? normally i just dont let ppl touch me

63. LIPS OR EYES: lips

64. SHORTER OR TALLER: couldn’t care less but theres smth hot abt someone being taller than me (unrelated news kuroo is 187cm holy shit fuck T O W E R O V E R M E)

65. OLDER OR YOUNGER: as in ?? romantically ?? to be friends with ?? if it’s the former, almost definitely older. for the latter, i prefer older, but personality matters more than age does.

66. NICE ARMS OR NICE STOMACH: dont care. tho if u have arms that could snap my neck, 

67. SENSITIVE OR LOUD: as in me ?? listen im both. im both. but if we’re talking partners, i imagine kuroo is plenty loud, so that,

68. HOOK UP OR RELATIONSHIP: listen i dont care as long as it’s enjoyable and mutually beneficial

69. TROUBLEMAKER OR HESITANT: hm

have your ever:

70. KISSED A STRANGER: nop

71. DRANK HARD LIQUOR: nop

72. LOST GLASSES/CONTACT LENSES: yes, but found them

73. TURNED SOMEONE DOWN: ya!!

74. SEX ON THE FIRST DATE: nop

75. BROKEN SOMEONE’S HEART: not intentionally ??

76. HAD YOUR HEART BROKEN: : l i s t e n

77. BEEN ARRESTED: nop im a good upstanding citizen

78. CRIED WHEN SOMEONE DIED: as in irl ?? i dont think so

79. FALLEN FOR A FRIEND: hm, no, i,

do you believe in:

80. YOURSELF:  ya im great. im a piece of shit but *insert trash can not trash cannot meme*

81. MIRACLES: nah

82. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: nah

83. SANTA CLAUS: nah. attraction, maybe

84. KISS ON THE FIRST DATE: do what u want !! 

85. ANGELS: @wingjk is one so i can confirm

86. CURRENT BEST FRIENDS NAME(S): van, iv, jess are u a best friend or am i reading u wrong, id say drea but she’s my soulmate, id say nastya but she’s my wife and will complain i friendzoned her

other

87. EYE COLOUR: greenish

88. FAVOURITE MOVIE: casino royale !!! also all the ghibli things were my childhood