#incorrect chanbaek text

[cosmiclatte28]

bless me achoo

baekhyun : sorry bro, i just sneezed and liked your post.

chanyeol : u-huh, and commented "damn daddy" on all my fuckin' selfies?

baekhyun : i hAVe thE FlU....

[yeoliesbabygirl]

Incorrect EXO

Baekhyun and Kyungsoo:

[screaming]

Chanyeol, running into the room: Kyungsoo what's wrong?!

Baekhyun: Why are you only asking him?! We are both screaming!

Chanyeol: Because Kyungsoo doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You, on the other hand, scream whenever you have the chance.

[bbaekhyvn18]

Chanyeol: When you feel really happy and content, that's your brain releasing a bunch of endorphins.

Kyungsoo: Unrealistic.

Sehun: Can't relate.

Baekhyun:

Baekhyun: How would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

[kittychen]

The one with a bottle of wine and an unplanned confession

↳ EXO Group Chat   //  Masterlist

[palebluemelody]

Chanyeol: Life is like Kyungsoo

Chen: Ooh, because he's your life?

Baekhyun: ......

Chanyeol: No, because it's short.

Baekhyun: *cracking up in the background*

[what-if-exxo]

Lucas: *is being Lucas*

Baekhyun: You remind me of someone special to me.

Baekhyun: *flashbacks to the time Chanyeol got his lips stuck in a vacuum cleaner the second time that day*

[migitenitayou]

Luhan, entering EXO for the first time: Hi gu-

Sehun: *falls in love*

[its-tuestay]

Chanyeol, to Baekhyun: If the coronavirus doesn’t take you out, can I?

[summerdayskpop-blog]

Exo filming in the pool

Baekhyun: helP IM DROWNING!!!!!!!

Jongin: Baekhyun-

Baekhyun: iS NO ONE GOING TO SAVE ME????

Kyungsoo: You idiot, this is the kids pool

Minseok: Just stand up dumbass

Baekhyun: *clears throat* I mean is no one gonna save me aND GIVE ME MOUTH TO MOUTH????

Chanyeol: *jumps in*

Chanyeol: EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY DO YOU NOT SEE THAT BAEKHYUN IS DROWNING????

[cosmiclatte28]

in that one live call

chanyeol on an insta live

chanyeol : you're on speaker phone. behave

baekhyun : or what you're gonna spank me?

chanyeol : *fuck*

fans : *WILDING*

[yeoliesbabygirl]

Incorrect EXO

Jongin: I saw Baekhyun and Kyungsoo hugging

Jongin: … and then I realised they were choking each other and I was like, okay, that makes more sense

[bbaekhyvn18]

Baekhyun: *taps pen*

Chanyeol: *taps pen back*

Kyungsoo: Stop it

Chanyeol: Stop what?

Sehun: We know you two are talking shit about us in Morse Code

Baekhyun: Yeah, as if in our very limited free time we’d learn an unnecessary and outdated form of communication just so we could talk shit about you in front of you

Rest of exo:

Baekhyun: Alright, that’s exactly what we did

[perfectlyawful15]

In Inkigayo Cafeteria

Someone: *gives Chanyeol a sandwich*

Chanyeol: than—

Baekhyun, knocking the sandwich off the table: Sorry, he’s on a diet.

[exo0t9-forever]

Baekhyun: My hands are cold

Chanyeol: *holds his hand* Better?

Baekhyun:

Baekhyun: For some strange reason, my lips are also freezing?

[exoploring]

Minseok: Chanyeol's girlfriend just broke up with him

Baekhyun: I'll be here to comfort him with open arms!

Minseok: Oh that's nice of you-

Baekhyun: And an open mouth.

Minseok:

Baekhyun: And open legs-

Minseok: Baekhyun no-

[migitenitayou]

D.O: Channie, wanna see what these fingers do~

Chanyeol: Oh yes baby

D.O: *pokes him in his fucking eyes*