#incorrect fe quotes

[caterpillarinacave]

Chrom: So a mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Chrom: Then I started thinking.

Chrom: Like it was just trying to get food.

Chrom: How would I feel if I went to the fridge for a snack and the door snapped shut and snapped my neck?

Chrom: How would I feel then, Robin.

Robin:

Robin: Chrom, when did you get into my tent???

[incorrect-merc]

Nyck: Who the fuck-

Stoffel: Language!

Nyck: Whom the fuck-

Stoffel: No-!

[neptunium134]

Lance: When corals get stressed, they die, so if I was coral I would be dead

Nyck: What does coral even get stressed about

Stoffel: Current events

Esteban: Get out

[nyckismysunshine]

They are not correct:

[thesparringpanther]

[moeblob]

Twins about to either get ice cream or commit war crimes pre-war.

[fore-seer]

[creativesplat]

[onyxedskies]

[incorrectallpersonaquotes]

Aigis: Yukari-san, I’ve got this weird pain in my chest. Yukari: Like a sharp stabbing pain around your heart? Aigis: No, sort of like this dull ache, right in the middle. Yukari: Oh, you’re probably experiencing some emotions. Aigis: Oh. Aigis: How do I stop?

[caterpillarinacave]

Frederick: We need to talk.

Lissa: Oh come on, whats the big deal? Releasing birds at Chrom’s wedding was romantic!

Frederick: You released ostriches.

Lissa:

Frederick: Ostriches, milady. Ostriches

[incorrect-merc]

Stoffel: Why don't you have a boyfriend? Nyck: My parents aren't cool with that Nyck: What about you, why don't you have a boyfriend? Stoffel: Your parents aren't cool with that

[givemeallyourpenny]

Fe3h as some of the silly posts that have crossed my dash

[neptunium134]

Stoffel: Where's the yoghurt? I thought you went to the store

Nyck: *mumbles* 

Stoffel: What? 

Nyck: I couldn't reach it, it was on the top shelf

[marsinout]

Esteban, watching penalty drama of Formula E: Finally, there's something that I can laugh with the shitshow.

[fe3h-incorrectquotes]

Sylvain: Quick, give me something blunt!

Mercedes: You have a hard time trusting people due to your experiences with your brother!

Sylvain: An object, Mercedes!