#incorrect helluva boss

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

Blitzø: I think Stolas is actually in love with me.

Fizzarolli: Congratulations, you're the last to know.

[lifea16]

Stolas: Who are you and what have you done to Blitz?!

Blitz: Character development! =D

[niiwa-angel]

Satan when he first got assigned Yogirt.

Satan: my week? None of your business!

Satan six months later, kicking open Yogirts door with a cowboy hat on his head and Starbucks in his hand.

Satan: Girt, you are not going to believe what Lucifer said at the Sins meeting!

[my-dark-lord]

Stolas, admiring a sleeping Blitzø: You’re so cute. Blitzø, sleepily: I could beat your ass. Stolas, lovingly: I know.

[drama-glob]

Incorrect Helluva Boss Quotes

(Striker and Moxxie are about to face off in the Wrath Pain Games)

Striker (Glares intimidatingly at Moxxie and says): You're in big trouble little pal. I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast!

Moxxie (Sassily replies with a laugh a moment later): You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast?

Striker (Looks flustered now and pauses before adamantly stating): No! (Awkwardly dashes off)

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(Asmodeus and Fizzarolli relaxing at home with the latter working on the newspaper crossword)

Fizzarolli (Gives a thoughtful hum and eventually asks): Hey Oz, what's a four letter word that starts with a "F" and ends with a "K," meaning to fornicate.

Asmodeus (Blinks in bewilderment before he gently tells him): Well, considering this is in the Lust newspaper, I think-

Fizzarolli (Suddenly appears to have a eureka moment and interrupts with): Of course! It's so obviously "Fork!" (Starts writing his answer in)

Asmodeus (Looks on in confusion, not knowing how to respond)

Fizzarolli (Looks up at his boyfriend with a sh*t-eating grin a few seconds later and says): I'm just kidding. I know it's "F*ck."

Asmodeus (Shakes his head fondly and kisses the other)

[whorebughaze]

doodling instead of doing my coursework

[rhiandoesfandom]

This incorrect quote generator is too fucking good I can't stop

[sharkaiju]

Blitzø: You're so great, I love you!

Stolas: *gasps* What did you say?!

Blitzø: UH, nothing, I said "you're so great" then I stopped talking!!

[charmingradiobelle]

Lucifer: Mammon, you need to apologize to Ozzie.

Mammon: sorry?!?

Lucifer: yes, like that, but nicer. *points to Ozzie* and in that direction.

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

Blitzø: I just ended an 18 year relationship. Moxxie: Oh, I’m so sorry Sir. Millie: Are you okay Blitz? Blitzø: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship. *Stolas and Stella are heard fighting in the background*

[lifea16]

Blitz, sweating: Stols, there’s something I need to ask you- Stolas: Finally! You’re proposing! Blitz: ..How’d you know? Stolas: Blitz, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. Stolas: I even picked it up once.

[awkwardandeccentric]

Blitzø: “You’re a prince! You’ll never know what it’s like to die scared and alone!”

Stolas: “…”

Stolas: “…Me. I’ll never know what it’s like to scared that I’m going to die alone.”

Blitzø: “Yeah! How could you know what that fear is like?!”

Stolas: “…The Lion, the Witch, and the audacity of this bitch.”

[my-dark-lord]

Ozzie: *yawns* Fizzarolli: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring. Ozzie: Then you must be exhuasted. Mammon: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

[drama-glob]

Incorrect Helluva Boss Quotes

(Young Stolas wants to hang out with some of the lower class demons like go to a party and do what they do, but Paimon thinks it's utterly ridiculous)

Paimon (Scowls and snarkily tells young Stolas): Please, if all the other Hellborn were to jump off a bridge, would you?

Stolas (Pleads and counters): Yes father, for I am immortal!

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(Fizzarolli brags that he can do this cool trick with his tongue, exciting Asmodeus as he watches the other)

Fizzarolli (Proceeds to make a clover shape using his tongue and declares when done): Ta-da!

Asmodeus (Blinks in realization and goes): Ooooh. That's what you were talking about.

Fizzarolli (Quirks eyebrow in confusion and asks): Yeah, what did you think I was going to do?

Asmodeus (O_O): N-nothing.

[whorebughaze]

can a lizard guy be a furry or is that redundant…

[chriscdcase95]

Marthberry prompt: Martha’s family ends up in Hell, with Martha and Mayberry raising the kids together.

They have a Fun Parent/Responsible Parent dynamic with Martha being the exact same mom to them she was in life. While Mayberry’s “mom mode” is closer to her wholesome teacher persona.

Their husbands are also in Hell, and also hooked up. There’s like a whole other story behind it but it ends with them having joint custody of the kids.