#incorrect helluva boss

[lifea16]

Blitz: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

Blitzø: I think Stolas is actually in love with me.

Fizzarolli: Congratulations, you're the last to know.

[daddy-owl-prince]

Stolas: I guess my brain's just really big.

Blitz, suggestively: What else is really big?

Stolas: I thought you'd never ask! :} I have this HUGE book collection

[my-dark-lord]

Stolas, admiring a sleeping Blitzø: You’re so cute. Blitzø, sleepily: I could beat your ass. Stolas, lovingly: I know.

[whorebughaze]

doodling instead of doing my coursework

[blitzosicedcoffee]

This incorrect quote generator is too fucking good I can't stop

[sharkaiju]

Blitzø: You're so great, I love you!

Stolas: *gasps* What did you say?!

Blitzø: UH, nothing, I said "you're so great" then I stopped talking!!

[drama-glob]

Incorrect Helluva Boss Quotes

(Young Stolas wants to hang out with some of the lower class demons like go to a party and do what they do, but Paimon thinks it's utterly ridiculous)

Paimon (Scowls and snarkily tells young Stolas): Please, if all the other Hellborn were to jump off a bridge, would you?

Stolas (Pleads and counters): Yes father, for I am immortal!

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(Fizzarolli brags that he can do this cool trick with his tongue, exciting Asmodeus as he watches the other)

Fizzarolli (Proceeds to make a clover shape using his tongue and declares when done): Ta-da!

Asmodeus (Blinks in realization and goes): Ooooh. That's what you were talking about.

Fizzarolli (Quirks eyebrow in confusion and asks): Yeah, what did you think I was going to do?

Asmodeus (O_O): N-nothing.

[oversensitiveandoffputting]

Blitzø: “You’re a prince! You’ll never know what it’s like to die scared and alone!”

Stolas: “…”

Stolas: “…Me. I’ll never know what it’s like to scared that I’m going to die alone.”

Blitzø: “Yeah! How could you know what that fear is like?!”

Stolas: “…The Lion, the Witch, and the audacity of this bitch.”

[dragonflavoredcake]

Fizz, pre-BDSM: COVER ME IN CHILI AND STRAP ME TO A CAR BATTERY

Ozzie, taking notes: Okay I believe we are approaching yellow for me

[chriscdcase95]

Marthberry prompt: Martha’s family ends up in Hell, with Martha and Mayberry raising the kids together.

They have a Fun Parent/Responsible Parent dynamic with Martha being the exact same mom to them she was in life. While Mayberry’s “mom mode” is closer to her wholesome teacher persona.

Their husbands are also in Hell, and also hooked up. There’s like a whole other story behind it but it ends with them having joint custody of the kids.

[spacelion-loveshermulletson]

Blitz: I know your problem. You've got a Moxxie in your head.

Fizz: A Moxxie?

Blitz: Yeah. I get one too sometimes. "Blitz, you can't. Blitz, you're gonna die. Blitz, don't put that in your mouth."

Blitz: Fizz, it's simple. Don't listen to stupid Moxxie.

Fizz: ....Why is his name Moxxie?

Blitz: It doesn't matter. Shut him up. Say, "shut the fuck up, Moxxie"!

Fizz: Shut the fuck up, Moxxie.

Blitz: Louder! "Shut the fuck up, Moxxie!"

Fizz: Shut the fuck up, Moxxie!

Blitz: "Shut the fuck up, Moxxie!!"

Fizz: SHUT THE FUCK UP, MOXXIE!!

Blitz: Can you still hear him?!

Fizz: Nope! Just you!

Blitz: Good! [Drags Fizz onto a barely functioning motorbike] Now, hang on!

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

Blitzø: I just ended an 18 year relationship. Moxxie: Oh, I’m so sorry Sir. Millie: Are you okay Blitz? Blitzø: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship. *Stolas and Stella are heard fighting in the background*

[daddy-owl-prince]

[my-dark-lord]

Verosika: So, what is Fizzarolli to you? Ozzie: The reason I wake up every morning. Verosika: ...That’s adorable. Fizzarolli earlier that morning, barging into Ozzie′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

[dog-bat3]

Blitzø heard "fuck the patriarchy" and went "gotcha already on it"