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restingdomface · 4 months ago
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Lan Jingyi: I may not be famous, successful or attractive, but I promise you; somebody’s therapist knows about me.
Ouyang Zizhen: I think you’re not UNattractive, Jingyi.
Wei Wuxian: Yo same. The therapist part I mean. I’m unfortunately very famous as well.
Lan Wangji: And attractive.
Lan Sizhui: I think you’re successful, A-Die. You grew a really big radish.
Wei Wuxian: *tearing up* Oh my god, I grew this really big radish. *hugs A-Yuan*
Jin Ling: My therapist knows about all of you.
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uncorrectintamed · 2 months ago
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Jin Guangyao: The next person that says 'weird flex but okay' is going to get a kick to the shin.
Wei Wuxian: Preposterous boast but alas.
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cod-dump · 4 months ago
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König: I once had a sniper trained on Sergeant MacTavish
Horangi: And he's still alive. Why didn't you shoot him?
König: He looked at me
Horangi: ... he looked at you?
König: I was over three hundred meters away and he MADE EYE CONTACT WITH ME THROUGH THE SCOPE
Horangi:
Horangi: You're right, he is scarier than Ghost
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mmmn-thirsty-for-vinegar · 3 months ago
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Phantom Thieves: We don't kill people, it's wrong.
Investigation Team: As tempting as it is, we don't kill.
S.E.E.S:
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munchcorner · 1 year ago
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jeun-bug · 6 months ago
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hi tkdb fandom!!! :D
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inspired by this ask from anon!! i kinda lost the plot towards the end lolol
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drrksaturday · 7 months ago
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mha-quotes-and-such · 8 months ago
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Spinner: Does anyone know what Dabi’s doing?
Twice: He said he was going to get Halloween decorations
Spinner: …Don’t let him back in here
Twice: Why?
Spinner: I asked because I saw him walking toward a cemetery with a shovel
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cultivateme · 9 months ago
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jus a bunch of boys w a bunch of problems
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Wei Wuxian: What did you guys do?  Lan Jingyi: Jin Ling: Wen Ning: Lan Sizhui: Ouyang Zizhen: Wei Wuxian: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
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tomikashii · 3 days ago
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PLS MAKE THE GHOULS REACT TO MC WORKING IN A MAID CAFE OR WEARING A MAID OUTFIT
tokyo debunker : the ghouls reacting to you wearing a maid outfit !
to anon : THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS ASK!!! SUCH A CUTE CONCEPT !!!! hope you enjoy it hehehehe 💗💗💗 (SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG !!)
⚠️ : some are a little suggestive (?) so minors dni ! 🙏🏻
context : you as the new darkwick inspector was roped into helping professor hyde's newest suggestion for a school annual festival : a maid cafe.
how did the ghouls react ?
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frostheim
jin kamurai
didn't enter the cafe but saw the post on the wickhive, posted by kaito.
eyes widen when he saw you in the maid dress, barely covering your mid thigh, with fluffy cat ears.
started daydreaming you in the maid outfit serving him in his room. (he is really taking this into consideration)
btw, he shut down the entire maid cafe and reported kaito's post multiple times (after he screenshotted it of course) so that wickchat will take it down. 🫢
tohma ishibashi
“oh my, what is this ?” he stares abit longer than usual when he saw you running around the cafe, helping out.
his mind could not stop going back to your form, wearing a maid attire with the skirt reaching your mid thighs and shoulders exposed.
berates himself internally for being indecent and starts keeping himself busy. (peep that small blush on his face) 🫣
oh and he teases you indirectly from time to time, to show that its burn and itched into his memory
lucas errant
thinks you look very cute actually, with the maid outfit on.
would want to wear matching butler outfits with you so that you wouldn't feel awkward working in the cafe.
took a photo with you too ! put it in a photo album in his room, so that he would occasionally look over at the memory. 🥹
occasionally gaze over at you when you serve people in the outfit, with a hint of blush on his face. (as long as you are in his line of vision to protect you)
kaito fuji
GOOD LORD! he fainted at the sight. nosebleed and everything. 😩
when he regained his consciousness back, he almost fainted again on how CUTE YOU LOOK!
took alot of photos of you and together. PUT IT AS HIS WALLPAPER EVEN. (#1 SUPPORTER)
tries to chase the guys away who tried to hit on you when you are running around the cafe.
vagastrom
alan mido
confused on the maid cafe concept but immediately started short circuiting when he saw you in the outfit.
how did he see ? he saw leo flaunting the photo of you infront of him and sho.
actually visited the cafe after that and says its cause he needed to meet you for something & vagastrom garage is ‘NOT SAFE FOR YOU’. (WHAT A LIAR) ☺️
was really awkward trying to talk to you in a straight face and avoided you for a few days after that because he couldn't keep that image of you in the maid outfit out of his mind.
leo kurosagi
“wow, you look stupid!~” he says as he snaps alot of photos of you in the outfit.
makes tiktok content about it (made like 5 different videos about it)
trust me, he stares back at the pictures and looked away scoffing ‘on how stupid you look’. (okay leo OKAY) 🙄
TEASES YOU SO MUCH AFTER THAT !!! he even had the audacity to treat you like a maid after that lol (you beat him up)
sho haizono
“wow senpai-” he teases. such a tease.
would sit in the cafe to tease you and order drinks from you specifically. smiles even harder when you address him as master.
after leaving, he stares at the pictures of you or with him that he took and smiles. 🤭
“so wheres the maid outfit ?” he asks, after the festival was over, making you want to punch him.
jabberwock
haru sagara
was very impressed on how it good it looks on you (he was internally thanking professor hyde)
sat down in the cafe and watched you work with peekaboo. sneakily glances at your shoulders and skirt before looking away, chuckling.
blushes a little when you greet him and called him ‘master’. MAKING YOU BLUSH TOO 😭
another one who stares at the pictures for 1000 years and actually suggested if you could wear it around the park, to attract customers. (no, its so that he can look at you.)
towa otonashi
compliments you alot actually when he saw you wearing the outfit.
gets jealous when he saw other people seeing you wear it so he decided to kidnap you to jabberwock.
cuddles you there and makes sure that he was the only one who can see you in that oufit.
takes a mental picture and keeps it in his mind forever as he cuddles you in the grass.
ren shiranami
actually caught you by chance when you were heading around the campus promoting the maid cafe. bursts out laughing and then realises how revealing it was. 🤦🏻‍♀️
encourages you to report professor hyde for harrasment and child labour.
when he realises that you did it willingly, he stops and never looks at you ever. (because he keeps staring at your shoulde— WHO SAID THAT)
couldn't keep it out of his head for awhile and mentally curses himself for being a pervert.
sinostra
taiga hoshibami
“kitty-cat becomes a maid?” he raises an eyebrow when he saw a group of sinostra students exchanging photos of the maid cafe and saw you.
actually barged in there to see you standing there, mid service, stunned with wide eyes. then he stares at your figure.
another who kidnaps you. he brought you to sinostra's casino and place you on his lap.
makes you wear another outfit next time when he plays poker again. (it was an erotic cat suit-)
romeo lucci scorpio
wasn't phased. (no he was, he just wouldn't show it infront of you)
berates you for wearing cheap maid clothing when he can provide for high quality ones.
actually angrily blushing behind you and sat down in the cafe. (because professor hyde told him to, he says)
observes you in silence, drinking the tea while watching you work. (he is taking a mental picture so that he can make you wear that in sinostra, maybe you can finally attract customers)
ritsu shinjo
actually was so shock. came to look for you and heard that you were here. didn't expect you to wear a full maid outfit.
as you sat opposite him and started discussing, his eyes trailed to your shoulders before looking away and awkwardly coughing.
says to take a picture so that he could record it as evidence. (no it was not)
occasionally glanced over at the picture, and cracking a small smile at the myster diner, making ren confused from the counter.
hotarubi
subaru kagami
compliments you alot, saying how it suits you. even sits in the cafe and giggles a little when you call him master.
don't mention the tint of red cheeks when you do so though. he is already nervous from your outfit.
took a photo together with you and treasures it alot. (he keeps staring at it AW)
there was a dark glint in his eye when he saw how some guys were hitting on you in the outfit.
haku kusanagi
“wow princess, i thought this was for me only ?” you roll your eyes.
APPRECIATES THE VIEW. he is not ashamed watching you work and staring at your entire form running around the cafe with a smirk.
smirks even harder when you called him master (bros enjoying this abit too much) literally calls you every second he can so that he can hear you call him that.
teases you after that. “what happened to haku-sama?” he will not let that go. ever.
zenji kotodama
another one who compliments you !
floats around the cafe to watch you work and keep an eye on you. (making sure that you are safe)
he is a little worried though, because your outfit is a little revealing and weird men will hit on you.
so he sends the doll after them. (imagine the doll chasing whoever down the corridor and the other staff members and customers just look in confusion).
obscuary
edward hart
found out through wickchat. smiles to himself when he saw your outfit and posing infront of the outfit with the other staff.
well, its not like he has never seen you in one before, you went on a mission with him, wearing it too.
actually starts imagining you serving him in a maid outfit. that specific maid outfit. (he bought it online.) yes, he was tempted to buy the sexy ones.
so don't be surprised when you come over, he expects you to wear the uniform and calls him master as you serve him.
rui mizuki
compliments you so many times and called you the entire dictionary of beautiful and cute.
takes pictures of your every step and would order alot from your cafe so that he can see you come to him and call him master.
dies everytime you call him that too.
“but i wore a maid outfit before with you- THIS IS DIFFERENT!” he protested when you asked him on his behaviour.
lyca colt
doesn't know what a maid cafe is so when he entered with subaru, he got the shock of his life when he saw the staff, specifically you, running around the cafe in that attire.
“WHY IS THE UNIFORM SO SHORT ? I THOUGHT IT WAS LONGER ?” he exclaims, looking at subaru for reassurance. (subaru had to explain that there were different types)
brain shortcircuted when you addressed lyca as master, almost making him pass out from stress (and embarrassment)
avoided you for a few days because his brain is filled with you in the maid outfit.
mortkranken
yuri isami
he is a victorian man who is reacting like he saw a women bare ankles for the first time. blushes furiously and claims that you were trying to seduce him ! 🗣️
question: how did he see you in that outfit ? you helped a staff bring her to montkranken because she got hot oil on her arm. (and it was pretty bad)
his cheeks were red as he tried to be nonchalant and professional, dressing the staff wound and try not to look at you. (even sent you outside)
literally for the first time, look through wickhive to see your photos in the outfit. he forced back a smile (i guess we can say, he thinks you look pretty cute in the outfit)
jiro kirisaki
not phased. not suprised. doesn't care. he be like “oh okay 😐”. he has seen you wearing it before anyways so what's new ?
he would unconsciously stare at you for a little longer than usual. watching as your form, smaller than his run around the room.
if you are pretty close with him, he might remember the outfit for awhile and occasionally let out a soft smile.
but would think the outfit is abit impractical because its off-shoulders and theres alot of frills that can easily be stuck anywhere. (if you squint hard enough, theres slight jealousy)
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uncorrectintamed · 2 months ago
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Jiang Cheng: [to Jin Ling] You know, Wei Wuxian can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.
Jiang Cheng: [blows airhorn at Wei Wuxian] GET FUCKED!
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cod-dump · 6 months ago
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*hiding in the jungle*
Horangi: May I be controversial?
König: You haven't needed my permission before
Horangi: ... 141 is full of very attractive people
König: ... how is that controversial?
Horangi: Oh so you agree?
König: I didn't say that!
Horangi: You didn't need to!
Horangi, over the radio: Confirmed: Colonel would do a 141 soldier
König: HORANGI-
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insanefiercecorpse · 1 year ago
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restingdomface · 4 months ago
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Wei Wuxian: -anyways, and now we turn to this area, which is nothing suspicious-
Jin Zixuan: *was convinced to bring Yanli to check out the Burial Mounds by the most annoying set of Yunmeng siblings to ever exist* Why does that hut have a sign that says ‘Corpse Storage’?
Wei Wuxian: :) that’s Wen Ning’s hut :)
Jiang Yanli: Aww, that’s cute.
Jiang Cheng: lmaoooo
Jin Zixuan: *is wondering how Yanli hid her gremlin side from the world so much, these siblings are so annoying he’s gonna throw rocks at them* That… nice…
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