Ozpin: Nora Valkyrie, do you take Lie Ren to be your lawful husband, to love and to hold for as long as you both shall live?
Nora: YES! To eternity if I have to!
Ozpin: *Chuckles* And Lie Ren, do you ta-
Ren: Yes.
Ren: Apologies. I can barely contain my excitement right now.
Nora: Oh Renny...
Jaune: *Cries tears of joy on the side*
Ozpin: Well, with the power vested in me by numerous Kingdoms and the God of Light, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the... best man?
Ren: ...
Jaune: What now?
Nora: Are you screwing around with us Oz? Now of all times?
Ozpin: Don't look at me, Oscar went and got this book at the adult section at the library.
Oscar: Sorry guys, that's my b.
Nora: *Sighs* Well, gotta do things by the book I guess. Pucker up Jauney!
Jaune: Nora, I don't think you have t-
Nora: *Grabs Jaunes head and brings it down for a quick sensual kiss*
Audience: *Gasp in shock*
Nora: *Releases Jaune and licks her lips* Did you eat some of the wedding pancakes?! Those were for later!
Ren: I... can't believe what I just witnessed.
Jaune: *Panicking* R-Ren, I'm so sorry! I-
Ren: We've been planning this wedding for months, and you call that a wedding kiss? *Grabs Jaune by the collar and dips him into a intensely passionate kiss for a full minute*
Audience: 😳
Nora: Oh Renny!~
Ren: Mmmmwa! *Finally releases Jaune before unceremoniously dropping him to the ground.* Now then, shall we? *Offers arm*
Nora: We shall! *Takes his arm as the two walk down the aisle, resuming the ceremony as the audience shrug and clap for the newlyweds*
Jaune: *Lays motionless on ground, trying to regain the soul that was just sucked out of him*
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Bungou Stray Dogs Pacific Rim HCs
(A/N: started out with just Soukoku but grew so I just made it kind of general. Sorry if this has typos or incorrect information. It's late and I'm tired. Also R.I.P. me trying to come up with names for the Kaiju)
Dazai
Was recruited at 15
When emergency struck in the form of a category 2
Codename: Slasher
and a pilot was needed immediately Marshal Ogai Mori came to pick a candidate personally and take them back to the Yokohama Shatterdome.
Dazai was ahead of the class so Mori picked him for his intellect and ruthless attitude.
He was assigned to Oda because Oda’s old partner retired.
He and Oda defeated the Kaiju and continued to work well for three years.
Their Jaeger is called White Venus.
Mark 4
76.2 metres (250 ft)
Specialised in long range combat.
Equipped with long range missiles, gas cans, electric stun barbs, and various other projectiles such as throwing stars.
Basic Lasers, solid sword and chains
Extremely thick and strong metal plating.
Good for withstanding attacks by claws, tusks and/or teeth.
Weakness(s): heavy and bulky, due to design not as fast as other Jaegers.
One of the other Jaeger pilots was injured in a fight with a particularly nasty Category 3
Codename: Spike
so Oda was called to fill in for him.
Oda and the partner of the pilot he was filling in for were killed in the first Category 4 attack.
Oda volunteered to be the second pilot even though he knew it could be a suicide mission.
Dazai once did a three pilot operation with Oda & Ango (Think Crimson typhoon’s three pilot thundercloud formation but less martial arts focused)
The Kaiju hey fought was Codename: Slammer
Youngest Jaeger pilot in Pan-Pacific Defense Corps history
(Chuuya is a month older than Dazai)
After Oda’s death Mori worked with him personally for a year
Meanwhile Mori’s partner Yukichi Fukuzawa found a trainee to work with . . . a troublemaker called Edogawa Ranpo.
Fukuzawa picked Ranpo up off the streets and spent the year training him. Ranpo is a fully capable pilot but chooses to work in the research division.
Mori inherited the position of Marshal after the previous Marshal retired.
Mori’s Jaeger is called Elise
Mark 6
81.77 metres (268 ft)
Specialised in long and medium range combat
Equipped with electrified chains, solid katana, arc whip , as well as a plasma cannon.
Best Jaeger for its time in terms of flexibility and movement. (Until Demon Revenger)
Once Mori feels Dazai is ready for a new partner he orders Nakahara Chuuya to be transferred to Yokohama.
Chuuya ’s Jaeger is called Arahabaki
12.07 metres (39 ft, 7.2 inches)
It’s a small Jaeger (like the size of Scrapper built by Amara Nimani) designed for extreme close quarters combat.
These “mini Jaegers” work in teams of three
One of Chuuya’s team members goes rogue trying to collect parts from a Kaiju
Codename: Ironclaw
while it was still alive, severely injuring most members of the team.
Chuuya was lucky, and managed to get away in team opting to leave his team members behind to guarantee his own safety
A decision he still thinks about
Mori pairs Dazai and Chuuya together and plans to have them train together
But before he can there’s a Kaiju located near the shatterdome
Mori locks them in the Dazai’s quarters to keep them safe.
They both have the same idea and Dazai picks the lock.
The other Jaegers are all being repaired.
Dazai and Chuuya “hijack” the only operational Jaeger, a junker Mark 1, a relic that the techs were not bothering to update because it was headed for the scrap yard.
The Jaeger is called Double Black
It’s completely analog with no fancy instruments like the modern Jaegers have but they still manage to take down the Kaiju
Codename: AngelShark
Which they later find out is a category 5
Impressed with their incredible performance and obvious drift compatibility Mori makes them an official pilot duo and commissions the first Mark 7, an experimental Jaeger for them.
This Jager is called Demon Revenger
85.34 metres (280 ft)
It has enhanced mobility and flexibility and lighter stronger alloys.
It’s now the fastest, most agile Jaeger, in the fleet.
Specialised for close and medium range combat
Equipped with plasma cannon, various and sundry projectiles (missiles etc), electrified chains with sword form, electrified and solid katana, and arc whip.
Dazai and Chuuya quickly earn the nickname Soukoku
They’re the team with the highest kill rate.
Dazai works to help train a recruit named Ryunosuke Akutagawa and his twin sister Gin.
The Akutagawa twins pilot a Mark 6 called Rashoumon.
Later he also trains Nakajima Atsushi who eventually partners with Ryunosuke to pilot the second Mark 7 Jaeger called Moonlight Beast
Meanwhile Gin goes on to partner with Ichiyo Higuchi to pilot a Mark 6 Jaeger called Black Lizard
Tachihara Michizou and Ryrou Hirotsu pilot a Mark 5 called Falling Camelia
When Dazai is training cadets Chuuya pilots Golden Demon with Ozaki Kouyou
Atsushi helps Dazai train cadets Mayazawa Kenji and Izumi Kyouka.
When the two cadets graduate the academy they pilot a Mark 7 called Demon Snow.
Kunikida Doppo works in the research department with Ranpo but is also a fully trained pilot of a Mark 4 called Matchless Poet.
He and Ranpo can co-pilot if there's an emergency
Yosano Akiko is a medical officer but can co-pilot Golden Demon with Kouyou.
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Nora: Hey! The boys are back from their mission! 😃
Nora: *jumps into Ren’s arms and peppers him with Renora smooches* 🥰
Pyrrha: Hello, Jaune~! You got a little scruffy in the field! *kisses Jaune’s cheek* 😘
Nora: Your girlfriends missed you…! 🥺
Pyrrha: How was the mission?
Jaune: *putting away his sleeping bag* Pretty boring, really.
Ren: *unslings his backpack* We spent the entire mission looking forward to getting home and seeing you both! ☺️
Jaune: Though, there was one thing on the third night… 🤔
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Jaune: 😴
Jaune: *rolls over and snuggles* Mmm…your hair smells good, Pyr… 🥰
Ren: *being tightly spooned by Jaune* 😶
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Ren: …and the thing that happened on the fourth night… ☝️😲
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Jaune: *snorts awake*
Jaune: …is something squeezing my butt…?
Ren: *sleep-groping* …mmm…your squats are paying off, Nora… 🤤🫴🍑
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Pyrrha: *whispers* …what’s happening…? 😕
Nora: *whispers back* I don’t know…should we be upset…? 😦
Jaune: Oh, by the way, Ren, I felt you poking me after the groping incident…
Jaune: …so congratulations to Nora for that! 😉
Ren: Well, I felt you through your sleeping bag AND mine. Pyrrha is very lucky! 😌
Pyrrha: I still can’t decide if this is hot or weird!
Nora: I know, right?! 😥
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