#incorrect monkie kid

[embarasseddragon234]

Where's Waldo?

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[starsfic]

Long Xiaojiao: And now a little gay update from Tang. How are you?

Tang, watching Pigsy carry several boxes: Getting gayer.

Xiaojiao: Thank you Tang

[clownqueenofprom]

Macaque: *Checking supplies for the boat* Compass, check. CB radio, check, sunscreen check-

Azure Lion: Do you have the hot dog costumes?

Macaque: I’m sorry, do I have the what?

Azure Lion: Well, what if we get stranded at sea? One of us might go mad with hunger, and if it’s Lady Bone Demon, we’ll put these on and she won’t eat us because she hates hot dogs!

Macaque: Are you saying that Lady Bone Demon would rather eat us than hot dogs?

Lady Bone Demon: I do hate hot dogs.

[simpalert]

lmk incorrect quotes to celebrate season 4s release

mk: and that's when it hit me, the best idea I've ever had in my entire life! redson: that's the worst idea you've ever had in your entire life...

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mei: And here we see redson and mk in their natural habitat. Texting each other variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make each other laugh. redson: Gaelic bread. mk: Grueling brad. redson: Ha ha, glamorous beans.

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mk: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees? redson: Bees? mk: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES! redson: Wait- *mei approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*

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macaque: Do you even know what an amulet is? monkie king: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions! macaque: monkie king, those are omelets. monkie king: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.

[that-guy-sleepy-miles]

MK: Monkey King, I have a question Wukong: Yeah, kid? MK: What was it like having autism on the journey? Wukong:... what? MK: Y'know, because you've got autism. Wukong: MK: Wukong: MK:

[sleighhethereal]

Before that mountain fight scene in the MACAQUE episode:

[Y/N], yelling at Macaque: you lied to MK!

Macaque: yep.

[Y/N]: you used him!

Macaque: that is also true.

...

Macaque, eyes half-lidded: she is really pretty

Wukong, punching Macaque's face sending him across mountains: i know, right??

[luxthestrange]

LMK Incorrect quotes#81 The favorite

Wukong: Sunshine said I was their second favorite person, and I was bummed, but then they said Macaque is third, They have no favorite person. They’re holding the position open...

On the beach

Y/n*With baby monkeys napping around them and Mk on their lap, rubbing his back* Dont tell your Baba's but you're my favorite~

MK(6)*Sucking his numb and nods*Okie!

[nounaarts]

Incorrect quotes for doodle ideas.

They’re both gamers. This is how their game nights go. This is canon to me

[noose-lion]

*summarized flash back shadowpeach*

Wukong: Go big or go home!

Macaque, just wanting his homoerotic bestie eternity already: Wukong. For once in your life, go home. Please, just this once.

Wukong:...

Wukong: I’m going big.

[mythicalmagical-monkeyman]

MK: Hey guys I was thinking of asking Red Son out on a date but I need some advise first Wukong: No, trust me you do not want to be in a relationship they are nothing but pain and hard ship. Macaque: *whacks him* Wukong: See! MK: *Turns to Pigsy* Please tell me you have some useful advice? Pigsy: Look kid just because I'm dating Tang does not mean I know how

[thirdlotusprince3]

Sun Wukong: *Gets down on one knee*

Macaque: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.

Sun Wukong: *Falls over*

Macaque: The poison is kicking in

[embarasseddragon234]

I don't have a funny title, just Red Son and Shadowpeach

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[starsfic]

Huiying: What do I do if I like someone romantically?

Red Son: Well, the best thing to do is be yourself. All good relationships are built on honesty and communication.

Huiying: Is that how you got Mama and Baba?

Red: I'm going to level with you... I have no idea how I married either one and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

[toad-in-a-trenchcoat]

Behold, my first contribution to the LMK fandom

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Wukong: Be myself? Tang, I have one night to win over Y/N’s parents. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Sandy: Couple weeks.

Mei: Six months.

Pigsy: Jury's still out.

Wukong: See, Tang? "Be myself," what kind of garbage advice is that?

[sleighhethereal]

"Oh, sweet, sweet innocent [Y/N]~"

"What."

"I think you're forgetting something~"

"..."

"Come on, at least play along."

"... Oh, Monkey King, what ever did I forget?"

"You're not going anywhere until you've repaid your debt to me~"

"Debt— what? When? What the hell did I do—?"

"Oh, peaches, you're so naive. You stole something very precious from me, something I can never get back."

"It's your heart. (aawww...) I've heard this a million times. You ruin the vibe, babe. Always."

"Hehe, I ruined that pretty pu—"

"HAHA. HAAAAA."