unhinged-arsonist
unhinged-arsonist
unhinged-arsonist
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unhinged-arsonist 1 month ago
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unhinged-arsonist 1 month ago
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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there
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unhinged-arsonist 3 months ago
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I wish i was a hobbit. Frodo never paid fucking taxes to a fascist government
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unhinged-arsonist 5 months ago
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Life is BDSM and i don鈥檛 know the safe word
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unhinged-arsonist 5 months ago
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Welp... I guess my wish came true
I miss the good ol' days when we could chop off corrupt rulers' heads to solve political problems. It was like enrichment for the working class.
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unhinged-arsonist 6 months ago
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I miss the good ol' days when we could chop off corrupt rulers' heads to solve political problems. It was like enrichment for the working class.
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unhinged-arsonist 8 months ago
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Venom: I need to be closer to you
Eddie: You are literally a part of me
Venom: NO ! I need to be inside your skin!!!
Eddie: YOU ARE!!!
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unhinged-arsonist 9 months ago
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Did anyone else notice this?! Peter's picture with Tony in Happy's office, but he's not shown because no one remembers him.
Anybody?
Just me?
Okay, cool...
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unhinged-arsonist 11 months ago
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Arthur: to discuss the legalisation of magic I have invited every powerful sorcerer that I know of to a meeting
Arthur: Merlin, send invitations to Dragoon, the Dolma, Emrys and, if you can track him down, the last dragonlord
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unhinged-arsonist 11 months ago
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unhinged-arsonist 1 year ago
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jesus no
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unhinged-arsonist 1 year ago
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Adhd!James likes loud parties because they drown out the neverending thoughts that are constantly racing through his mind. Roaring parties are the one place where he feels that he can truly think for himself.
However
Autistic!Regulus hates loud parties because they're so loud he can never form a complete thought, and not being in total control of his thoughts and actions scares the fuck out of him.
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unhinged-arsonist 1 year ago
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*on the phone*
Annabeth: babe, I'm breaking up-
Percy: I'm pregnant!
Annabeth:
Annabeth: I meant the call...
Percy: right, sorry. I panicked
c: number1abbasupporter
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unhinged-arsonist 1 year ago
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The director said, "take five," and Charlie Bushnell heard "change lives," and he really did.
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unhinged-arsonist 1 year ago
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The devastation on Luke's face when he realizes Annabeth heard everything makes everything 10 times more painful. I mean... the tears in his eyes when he knows Annabeth will never join him in the war will forever be my Roman Empire.
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unhinged-arsonist 1 year ago
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The Marauders, as shit my friends have said:
Sirius: I hate myself
James: In this house, you're gonna learn to love yourself!
Sirius: NO! My mommy taught me not to do that!
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unhinged-arsonist 1 year ago
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Nico: I could live off of Monster energy if I tried to.
Will: DO NOT-
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