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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there
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I wish i was a hobbit. Frodo never paid fucking taxes to a fascist government
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Life is BDSM and i don鈥檛 know the safe word
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Welp... I guess my wish came true
I miss the good ol' days when we could chop off corrupt rulers' heads to solve political problems. It was like enrichment for the working class.
#alright who's next#let's get a line forming#healthcare#healthcare ceo#brian thompson#united healthcare#united healthcare ceo
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I miss the good ol' days when we could chop off corrupt rulers' heads to solve political problems. It was like enrichment for the working class.
#you can't deny that it would solve a lot of problems#bring back the guillotine#we should take a page or two out of the french history books#politics#us politics#eat the rich#eat the fucking rich
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Venom: I need to be closer to you
Eddie: You are literally a part of me
Venom: NO ! I need to be inside your skin!!!
Eddie: YOU ARE!!!
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Did anyone else notice this?! Peter's picture with Tony in Happy's office, but he's not shown because no one remembers him.
Anybody?
Just me?
Okay, cool...
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Arthur: to discuss the legalisation of magic I have invited every powerful sorcerer that I know of to a meeting
Arthur: Merlin, send invitations to Dragoon, the Dolma, Emrys and, if you can track him down, the last dragonlord
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Adhd!James likes loud parties because they drown out the neverending thoughts that are constantly racing through his mind. Roaring parties are the one place where he feels that he can truly think for himself.
However
Autistic!Regulus hates loud parties because they're so loud he can never form a complete thought, and not being in total control of his thoughts and actions scares the fuck out of him.
#oh look#now im crying#I blame Walburga for his trauma#james potter#regulus black#oh#james x regulus#jegulus#sunseeker#angst#headcanon#trauma#adhd#adhd problems#harry potter#marauders era#marauders#rab#sad gay wizards#dead gay wizards#james loves regulus#regulus arcturus black#james fleamont potter#autistic regulus black#adhd james potter
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*on the phone*
Annabeth: babe, I'm breaking up-
Percy: I'm pregnant!
Annabeth:
Annabeth: I meant the call...
Percy: right, sorry. I panicked
c: number1abbasupporter
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The director said, "take five," and Charlie Bushnell heard "change lives," and he really did.

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The devastation on Luke's face when he realizes Annabeth heard everything makes everything 10 times more painful. I mean... the tears in his eyes when he knows Annabeth will never join him in the war will forever be my Roman Empire.
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The Marauders, as shit my friends have said:
Sirius: I hate myself
James: In this house, you're gonna learn to love yourself!
Sirius: NO! My mommy taught me not to do that!
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Nico: I could live off of Monster energy if I tried to.
Will: DO NOT-
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