#incorrect quests

[feelingbat-ty]

(Robin Tim and Nightwing Dick - Out on Patrol)

Tim: Hey- ya know what nevermind.

Dick: Nah hey, what’s up?

Tim: You’ll think I’m crazy if I say it.

Dick: No I won’t. Just tell me!

Tim: Sometimes… I think we’re living in a simulation. Cause like sure, bad things happen. But nothing awful has ever happened to me, you know?

Dick: uh huh.

Dick: (deliberately draws out silence to raise tension)…

Dick: So, that robbery on Smiths- B wanted us to go and re- question the witnesses. Let’s sort that out now- *bounds off into the night*

Tim: Wait- Wing what. Why did you just change the subject like that- COME BACK HERE!

[amezure]

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[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 5 - I Finally Finished the 2.2 Main Quest Edition

[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 6]

[azrielsshadows42]

Violet: Hey guys, turns out jelly fish don't have brains Sawyer: Ridoc, when were you gonna tell us? Ridoc: Tell you what? Sawyer: That you're part jellyfish Ridoc: ... Violet: They also eat and poop from the same whole Ridoc: So shit comes out of their mouth? Sawyer: Dain, you too?

[hannibard]

"Lambert Lambert, what a prick"

-Geralt of Rivia

[bumblebeehug]

incorrect quotes bc I’m bald

[pathological-runaway]

/// spoilers for season of the blue bird quest 1

it's not really a secret to anyone that sky has a huge candle problem, which, among other things, makes the community and friendship aspect pale in comparison to ✨grind✨. for many, being around people in this game is limited to candle running and yada yada. we all know that

so, while it's obviously a problem, giving out a bunch of regular and seasonal wax during the literal greed-themed scene in which spirits are literally shown spending time with each other just because of money is fucking genius

it makes us partake in the action (and the motivation) that we know and see is frowned upon, and it's. pretty damn cool

and, of course, the music and the cutscenes are just *chef's kiss*. sky knows how to make things hit you right where they're supposed to. too bad it's mostly reserved to eden/orbit and collab seasons now

[juviabrainrot]

one thing i miss from the more early chapters of fairy tail are definitely the outfit choices used for the chapter covers… mashima was out here making fashion statements

the outfits used in chapters now are still very cute! but personally, early chapters take the cake

[cod-dump]

*in a bunker*

Price, hiding behind a wall: I can do this all night, Makarov!

Makarov, reloading his gun: You killed my best, you're not making it to the night!

Price: Oh... were those your best? *snorts* Oh, that's sad

Makarov: *pulls out a grenade*

Price: Oh-

(Meanwhile topside)

Graves: Where's John?

Nik: ... oh shit-

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2595

There it is. (Dialogue from this post.)

[fairiesheart]

Natsu: I made tea. Lucy: I don’t want tea. Natsu: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Lucy: Then why are you telling me? Natsu: It is a conversation starter. Lucy: That’s a lousy conversation starter. Natsu: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

[beargyufairy]

They hate when you serve iconic trio

[amezure]

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[bubblez-bubble]

Levy: He's a three, but he's sweet, takes care of you, protects you from anything, and would literally die for you.

Lucy: He's a ten.

Levy: Alright, he's a ten, but he's Natsu.

Lucy: No.

Levy: Wha-

Lucy: No.

Levy: ...

Lucy: ...

Levy: Why?

Lucy: ...

Natsu: Because she won't talk about her feelings if it's uncomfortable.

Lucy, standing up and yelling: YOU'RE ONE TO TALK YOU SON OF A-!

[stardust948]

Katara: I'm going to confront the man who murdered my mother.

Zuko: I'm coming too.

Katara: Fine.

[After TSR]

Zuko, writing: Dear Diary, today Katara and I went on a date!

[covehearted]