#incorrect sg1

[thegrandempressofinsomnia]

Daniel: how do you ask someone out?

Jack: well—

Sam: don’t listen to him. He waited 8 years and asked me out after my dad died and I almost married someone else.

Jack:…

Daniel:…

Daniel: but you said yes.

[anguishmacgyver]

(insp.)

[the-mushroom-faerie]

Vala, after getting injured on a mission : I don't think I can walk to the gate

Daniel : fine *effortlessly picks her up*

Vala : O_O how are you doing that

Daniel : oh please, you only weigh like... five encyclopedias

Vala : note to self, scholars are built different

[ophilosoraptoro]

[cosmicgiddiness]

Jack, exploring an apparently deserted planet: Is anybody here?

Teal'c: I am here, O'Neill.

Jack:

Jack: Thank you, Teal'c.

Jack: Is anybody else here?

[monapearlquo]

Jack: Today at 7am, Daniel poured a Monster energy drink in his coffee, said "I'm going to die," and drank the whole thing.

Sam: I watched Daniel brew his coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think he ascended into the astral realm.

Teal'c: The survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me.

[warrenwaskilledbyadeer]

Jack and Daniel lying across the campfire from each other in dead silence:

Daniel: So how often do you think about the Roman empire?

Jack:

Jack sitting up in utter befuddlememt: Excuse me?

[incorrectstargatesg1]

Jack: *gasps*

Daniel: "What?"

Jack: "What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?"

Daniel: *inhales*

Sam, in another room with Teal'c: "Do you hear screeching?"

[gothamundernightlight]

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Tim: …

Tim: Alright, so I’ll admit it.

Tim: My idea was just a theory.

Tim: And if I had been right, you’d all be calling me a genius right now.

The entire batfamily: …

Damian: …But you weren’t right.

Dick: And Gotham’s now on fire.

Jason: So instead we’re going to call you a dumbass.

[incorrectlco]

Lucy: You gonna sit in here all day and-

George: I'm not sulking.

Lucy: Working. Going to say working.

[sarcasticsciencefictionwriter]

Jack: Didn't you die? Daniel: That was weeks ago, Jack. Things change.

[thegrandempressofinsomnia]

Jack, walking into the briefing room: Sorry I'm late... I was... *gestures at nothing* doing paperwork. *little grin*

Daniel: *raises the eyebrows of disbelief*

Sam: *looking puzzled*

Teal’c: *eyebrow*


* Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*


Maybourne, bursts in, out of breath: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

[anguishmacgyver]

(insp.)

[the-mushroom-faerie]

Jack : for the last time, they're called "off-world missions" not "stupid mental health walks"

Daniel : I don't see a difference

[artistic-lightcycle]

Hammond: Colonel, you're in charge while I'm gone

Jack: alright *shrug*

Woolsey: Colonel, you're in charge while I'm gone

John: Can I not? *at the edge of tears*

[cosmicgiddiness]

Jack: Welcome to my first vlog, in which I will try Carter's hair products.

Jack: [spritzes hairspray into mouth]

Jack: Well, I can tell you right off the bat that this one is not very good.