#incorrect kaz quotes

[grishaverse-said]

Kaz: You’re the love of my life, I would do anything for you.

Inej: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Kaz: Absolutely not.

[witchthewriter]

Kaz: Inej is just another investment. 

Jesper: ... Does that mean I’m an investment too? <3 

Kaz: Inej is my only investment. 

Inej: *blushing while hanging unseen from the ceiling*

[crowsnotvultures]

incorrect sab subtitles part (?/?)

[lanterns-and-daydreams]

Most of the other women in fiction when the love interest is a bad man: its okay, i can fix him. Ill change him <3

Inej Ghafa: no one can change this mf. If he loves me, he'll change himself

[nainz7]

me reading six of crows: yes kaz’s perspective i can’t wait to know what the plan is

kaz: lol you and me both anyway let me tell you how beautiful inside out inej is and have i mentioned her laugh because-

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Kaz watching Wylan implicate both his father and Pekka at the auction:

[kanej-is-superior]

Kaz: so get this Kaz: You make 5 meals, you're not a cook Kaz: You make 5 paintings, you're not an artist Kaz: BUT YOU MURDER ONE PERSO-

[familiar-anonymous]

Jesper, to Kaz: *drunk as hell* Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.

Kaz: *criminal offensive side eye* Shut. Up.

Jesper : Ops! Sorry! My bad.

Jesper, to Wylan: Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.

Wylan: Y-you're in love with me?!

Jesper: ...

Jesper: Where the f*ck is Inej when I am talking to her?!

[five-of-cr]

[totally-not-hyperfixating]

*playing twister*

kaz: right hand red.

wylan: *ends up on top of jesper*

jesper: …you're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

kaz: i stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. honestly, i’m surprised you didn't notice

[another-trans-nerd]

Matthias, with a light under his chin: many years ago a demon cursed this place

[two years earlier]

Kaz: fuck this house

[grishaverse-said]

Nina: Okay, help me please!

Kaz: Got two words for you.

Nina: I bet they won't be helpful.

Kaz: Your problem.

Nina: I was right

[nocontextgrishaverse]

wylan: what language do you think jesper thinks in? zemeni or kerch?

kaz: bold of you to assume he thinks.

[jazzkrebber]

Kaz: checkmate

Wylan: what- we're playing monopoly???

Kaz: when you can't beat the odds, change the game

[ambericesage]

Pekka Rollins: I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game

Ten-year-old Kaz, nodding: Knife monopoly

Pekka Rollins:

Pekka Rolkins: I was actually going to hunt you for sport but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is

[octobers-veryown]

You can love a character & still admit when they’re wrong. I love Kaz Brekker but I acknowledge his flaws (none, he’s perfect) and I can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) an call him out on his actions (which are always right).