#incorrect tto

[incorrect-sk-universe]

Jack Bauer: You are the greatest wife ever, I wish I could marry you all over again!

Jack Bauer: *gasps* Let's get divorced

Slippery When Wet: That's weirdly one of sweetest things you've ever said to me

[ethereal-w0lf]

Starkid incorrect quotes

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*Steph and Pete talking*

Grace: “STOP!”

Pete: “We are just talking- calm down.”

Grace: “TALKING leads to STDs!!”

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Emma: “I put the Bi in bitch”

Ted: “YOURE BI?????”

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Tittymitty: “At the Grand Canyon with two of my grandkids”

*Mouthface gets kidnapped*

Tittymitty: “At the Grand Canyon with one of my grandkids”

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Jack Bauer: “why are you still here? Go home. It’s over. Go”

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Wiggly: “Capitalism isn’t THAT bad”

*other lords in black besides Blinky confused*

Blinky: “you know…. Maybe..” *Makes watcher world*

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Gary Goldstine: “OBJECTION! Nuh uh!”

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Gary Goldstine: “Hi I’m Gary Goldstine, did you know you have rights? Constitution says you do!”

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Bill: “That’s a good argument Ted but what’s your source?”

Ted: “MY SOURCE IS I MADE IT THE FUCK UP!”

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Wiggly: “Well Webby is a stupid bitch!”

Webby: “So are you dumbass”

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[isatswap]

(spoilers for in stars and time. all of them. also to START AGAIN: a prologue.)

This World Destroyed

The prelude to TTOS events

The POV is ISAT loop's

Loop: --AND I WISH TO BE IN MY PLACE AGAIN!!!!

(You hear a loud cracking sound.)

(Like something being teared apart by force.)

(and then everything is engulfed in the weird shade)

(...)

(You wake up.)

Loop: ...?

(You can't make out anything around you.)

(There is nothing except a dim light seemingly coming out of everywhere.)

(Where....are you?)

(...!!!)

(There is someone approaching!)

The King: ....

Loop: Wait....THE KING?!?

The King: ...

Change God: *extremely loud incorrect buzzer* :P

(???)

(It's...the statue you've seen in the house.)

(Back when you were--)

Change God: brings back memories, huh (>ᴗ•)

Loop: But-- How--

Change God: didn't siffrin tell you about our meeting (¬‿¬ ) Change God: i am indeed real ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ Change God: though im not really the star of the show today (μ_μ)

Loop: That would be me, I suppose, teehee~

Change God: hihihi, you're funny (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ) Change God: and i guess you are ( ◕▿◕ ) i mean you have to be something special to get a meeting with... Change God: IT.

Loop: It? And what would that be?

Change God: oh, you'll understand when you two will meet (^ω~) Change God: i'd love to talk more, but alas im only a ferryman in this situation (u_u)

(Ferryman?)

(You're not gonna die, are you....?)

Change God: who knows, really ┐(︶▽︶)┌ Change God: oh, here it comes! ＼(≧▽≦)／

(The statue runs away back into nothingness.)

(Before you can ask any more questions, you are swept off your feet by the ground seemingly disappearing.)

(The light is replaced by deep darkness, only slightly pierced by your bright head.)

(And then.... stars appear.)

(Countless stars, from all directions.)

(It's like you are in space....)

(Some of the stars seem to move independent from the others, first randomly, then concentrating in one place, some combining into a bigger ball of light, some beginning to orbit the ball.)

(And some concentrate into two vaguely hand-like shapes.)

(Some of the darkness seems to shape itself in a kind of cloak.)

(You suddenly find yourself not falling anymore, like someone switched the gravity off.)

(You look into the bright ball, trying to understand what it is...)

(You feel like you should know.)

(You feel like you've always known.)

(You merely needed to remember.)

(It's--)

The Universe: Greetings.

(You want to say something back, but you can't)

(your body won't listen)

(you are paralyzed by fear)

The Universe: This is certainly an extraordinary occurrence. The Universe: A will so strong... And to what end. The Universe: I wonder if you will think it was worth it.

(A will...so strong...?)

(Does that mean...)

(You manage to gather your strength and talk.)

Loop: D-did my wish come true...?

The Universe: ... The Universe: You know what happens when you break a wish?

(One of its hands picks a star from the halo--)

The Universe: It starts to misbehave, so to say.

(--and with a motion of fingers expands it.)

(It was not a star.)

(It was a planet.)

(It seems to be trying to break apart, the weird shade beaming from the cracks.)

The Universe: And you managed to break two at once. The Universe: The one you just made, and the one The Traveller made at the beginning of the cycle. The Universe: They cannot coexist, so they both unraveled, destroying themselves and damaging the world beyond reprieve. The Universe: Even I am unable to heal it. Even if someone could wish for it, that would just harm it even more. The Universe: So, alas...

(The ball suddenly opens at an invisible seam, revealing a monstrous maw.)

The Universe: I am taking this one back.

(...)

(You expected this to be loud.)

(Or to have any kind of sound.)

(But it was eerily quiet.)

(Like nothing ever happened.)

(Like that world....Your world....Was nothing.)

The Universe: I do not blame you. The Universe: It must be terrifying.

Loop: W-what will happen to me?

The Universe: ... The Universe: Well. The Universe: I can tell you don't want the same fate as this world. The Universe: But your wish has broken, so I cannot let you proceed further. The Universe: The only compromise is that you stay here to witness everything.

(The Universe snaps its fingers.)

(Suddenly, two people appear to the either side of you.)

(One of them is Siffrin.)

(The other one is....You?)

(You freeze.)

The Universe: Now, the previous world might have been destroyed... The Universe: But that has happened before, and it was fine. The Universe: Right, LOOP?

(!!!)

The Universe: Truth be told, despite your wish breaking, it still holds somewhat. The Universe: So Siffrin will still get the fate you desired for them. The Universe: And their place will be overtaken. The Universe: Just not exactly by "you".

Loop: ...Will...Will they remember?

The Universe: ... The Universe: Siffrin will.

(Another snap of the fingers, and the two people are gone.)

The Universe: ...I suppose that is all that you needed to see. The Universe: We might meet again here. The Universe: But for now... The Universe: Enjoy your stay.

(A bright flash of light blinds you.)

(...You wake up on the bright floor again.)

(...)

(You don't want to get up.)

(You are unsure what you're supposed to do anymore.)

[incorrectccrp]

Mouthface, sobbing: I'm running away forever. Mama said she doesn't love me anymore.

Slippery When Wet: All I said is that I didn't make you an easter basket this year because you're too old.

Mouthface: That's the same thing!

[violent-backed-starling]

Slippery When Wet: You idiot!

Jack Bauer: I'm sure you're right, but why?

[gregoryslawyer]

William: I only did that because I've always been jealous of you.

Henry: Oh, William, I'm so sorry!

Henry: DID MY BACK HURT YOUR KNIFE?

[musicals-incorrect-quotes]

(The Trail to Oregon)

Craphole: Change is inedible.

Slippery When Wet: Don’t you mean inevitable?

Craphole: *spits out a bunch of coins*

Craphole: I did not

[totally-incorrect-theatre-quotes]

Slippery When Wet: I have the sharpest memory. Name one time I forgot something.

Mouthface: You left me at Walmart 3 weeks ago.

Slippery When Wet: I did that on purpose

[slipperywhenwet]

mouthface: i hate you!

mcdoon, in his head: *enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with a happy ending, 300k+ words*

[scribledon]

[incorrect-sk-universe]

Jack Bauer: So it turns out that the person most likely to murder you is your romantic partner, which like... it's weirdly comforting to know that's you. Like if I had to be killed, y'know. I hope that's not weird.

Priest: The bride has also written her own vows.

[decaf-whaaat]

Starkids Ranked by How Many Times They Say Wiggle/Wiggly in Black Friday

(All of these are approximate I’m not perfect)

13. Kendall (Hannah) with a score of 0. 0! In a musical about wiggly she doesn’t say it at all

12. Dylan (Tom) with a score of 3. I guess Tom wasn’t that eager to get the doll after all

11. Corey (Frank) with a score of 8. I may have missed a couple of his but Frank clearly felt nothing for those dolls anyways.

10. Kim (Becky) with a score of 40. Quite a jump there I gotta admit

09. Angela (Lex) with a score of 47. Considering she’s a sniggle, that’s super low.

08. Jon (Gary/Wiggly) with a score of 69. Nice.

07. Lauren (Linda) with a score of 82. Honestly I thought she was gonna win this list I’m disappointed. Shaking my head.

06. Jaime (Sherman) with a score of 99. So close to triple digits it’s frustrating.

05. Curt (the President) with a score of 102. What a devoted follower.

04. Jeff (General McNamara) with a score of 108. John is proud.

03. Robert (Ethan) with a score of 126. I guess Ethan didn’t die for nothing.

02. James (Xander Lee) with a score of 128. Holy shit that number is high.

01. And the winner is Joey (Uncle Wiley) with a whopping score of 131. Wow. WOW. Holy fuck.

[manage-your-flamingo]

Craphole: Yo dumbass, get over here. Tim: Okay- Hannah: *gleefully runs past* I’m coming! Tim, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass...

[incorrectccrp]

Craphole: What flavour is this soap?

Mouthface: Do you mean scent?

Craphole: No, flavour. I tried tasting it and I can’t figure out what flavour it is

Mouthface:...

[violent-backed-starling]

Jack Bauer: I could get lost in your eyes.

Slippery When Wet: You get lost walking in a straight line.

[undercover-frog]

Ashe: Oh my God there’s a gap in the road.

Deadlock McCree: It’s a river Ashe.

Deadlock McCree: It’s called a river.