#incorrect yokovina

[achromatophoric]

Divina: Yoko! What the actual shit?!

Yoko: Babe, it’s not what it looks like!

Divina: Oh really? Cause it looks AND sounds like you’re listening to a recording your best friend blowing out her girlfriend’s back.

Indeed, the vampire sits on her bed with her laptop open and playing what can only be Wednesday’s seemingly indecipherable cries of ecstasy.

Yoko: 😬

Divina: 😠

Divina: *icily* Well?

Yoko: *blurts out* COOKIES! I think. Maybe brownies?

Divina:

Divina: What?

Yoko: Shit. Look, babe, lemme explain. Addams isn’t moaning.

Laptop: *filthy moan*

Divina: 😒

Yoko: *winces* Okay, she IS moaning, but she isn’t just moaning. If you listen carefully—THERE!

Laptop: *gibberish*

Divina: 🤨

Divina: So Wednesday doesn’t make sense when she’s getting railed. Bravo, Enid. Not helping your case, though.

Yoko: I thought the same! But she’s actually speaking in Old Latin—at least this time she is.

Divina: What?

Yoko: Oh, last time it was Sumerian. And the time before that—

Divina: No, I mean what, as in what the fuck?

Yoko: Right. Uh. So long story short, I’ve been recording their erm… their sessions—

Divina: 😡

Yoko: —so I could translate what Wednesday was saying! See? Totally not pervy.

Divina: 😐

Divina: 😤

Divina: *through gritted teeth* Yoko, I swear by the Seven Seas, I am about five seconds from—

Yoko: Recipes! Babe, she’s reciting fucking RECIPES.

Divina: 🤨

Divina: Recipes for what? Disasters?

Yoko: Nope. Recipes for the most mind blowing, absurdly tasty-as-fuck pastries that will ever bless your mouth.

Divina: *incredulous stare*

Divina: You’re telling me that Wednesday Arsenic-is-a-Seasoning Addams recites entire goddamn recipes in dead languages—

Divina: —recipes for ludicrously delicious baked goods, whenever Enid bangs the grumpy out of her?

Yoko: *hopeful* Yes. That is exactly what I’m saying.

Divina: 🤦

Yoko: Babe? Do you need an ibuprofen? That vein is—

Divina: Give me a cookie.

Yoko: Er, what?

Divina: *holds out a hand* Or a brownie. Muffin. Whatever the fuck you made from one of these supposed recipes. If one isn’t in my hand in ten seconds…

Yoko: 😲

Yoko: *scrambles to her desk, rummages, and return with something*

Yoko: Here! Try this! Made this one yesterday.

Divina: *takes the…* Churro. This is just a churro.

Yoko: Trust, babe. I promise you, it’ll all make sense. Just try it.

Divina: *eyes the churro*

Divina: *takes a bite*

Divina: *chews*

Yoko: So whatcha think?

Divina:

Divina: *filthy moan*

Yoko: *relieved fist pump*

Divina: Holy… Holy fucking shit. I think my tongue just came. What the actual fucking fuck?

Yoko: So am I off the hook?

Divina: Off the hook? Babe, imma need more like this, stat. Does she do this every time?

Yoko: Just about. Toughest part is the actual translating.

Divina: I’ll get Bianca’s help.

Yoko: You think she’d be interested?

Divina: Are you kidding me? She once kneecapped me at swim camp over the last cupcake.

Yoko: Yikes. Okay, so wanna help me translate the rest of this one?

Divina: Sure. Do I just try writing the phonetics for this part?

Laptop: *slurred post-orgasm gibberish*

Yoko: *quickly stops the recording* Oh fuck no. NEVER the shit after she comes.

Divina: Why is that? Are those recipes not-so-great?

Yoko: Less recipe, more ritual. I only tried one and that summoned The Bone Gorger.

Divina: 🫢

Divina: How… how’d you get rid of them?

Yoko: Churro.

Divina:

Divina: *wipes away drool* Yeah, that checks out.

[rachelsfav-queer]

Enid: *covered in blood and huge cuts* OH EM GEE WEDNESDAY ARE YOU OKAY?! ARE YOU HURT?! WHERE DID HE TOUCH YOU? OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY-

Yoko: Yo, girl! Shouldn’t you worry about yourself first? You look like you just got out of a-

Enid: SHUT UP YOKO! Wednesday’s clearly injured, I need to carry her to an ambulance RIGHT NOW!!

Wednesday: *standing with one small cut across her head, thinking heavily* … Ah, yes! I am feeling quite woozy from my injuries. I fear that I may not make it all the way to the ambulance- *five feet away* by myself. I am in desperate need of a big strong werewolf to carry me there.

Yoko: Are you fucking kidd-

Enid: *tearing up* OH MY GODS! DON’T WORRY WILLA, I GOTCHU!! *picks Wednesday up with much difficulty due to blood loss, but carries on nonetheless FOR LOVE* HEY!! AMBULANCE PEOPLE!! WE HAVE ANOTHER INJURED PERSON HERE!! SHE NEEDS HELP IMMEDIATELY PLEASE!! 😭😭

Yoko: 😑

Divina: *walks up, purveying the scene*

Divina: *looks back and forth between her girlfriend and the other girls moving away*

Divina: Oh! I’m feeling lightheaded! *holds hand to her head dramatically* I think I might have a concussion! If only there was-

Yoko: *sighs loudly* Shut up, don’t start! C’mere dummy. *picks Divina up with ease*

Divina: *hums happily in her gf’s arms*

End <3

(I feel like this is kinda sloppy but eh, who cares?)

[kastavanes]

I feel like with Yoko’s vamperisms she can’t actually be affected by Divina’s siren powers. But she goes along with it Becuase she loves her so much 🥰🥰🥰🥰

That is the custest thing

Yoko carrying a drunk Divina back to their room after a party

Yoko : Damn baby, you really were the life of that party.

Divina chuckling : And and youuuu were the afterlife!

Yoko : Very funny, now let's get a bath?

Divina : NO! I want to party more! Let's dance!

Divina stumbling while draggin Yoko

Yoko : I can't believe you are making me be the responsible one. You have work tomorrow,we can't.

Divina pouting a little,with a mischeavious smile

Divina : Dance with me!

Yoko : Babe you know that doesn't...

Seeing the happy face of her girlfriend lighting up so much

Yoko : ah fuck it... Oh no I'm forced to dance!

She and Divina danced until the siren was too tired to continue.

[sorcererofsolitude]

Pre-Wenclair. Enid gets a little too starry-eyed about her roommate...

Enid: Wednesday is such a good friend!

Divina: Why's that?

Enid: Some jerk cut in front of me in line for my favorite ride at the Faire and Wednesday scared him off, something about 'tearing out every last vestige of his bloodline' if he didn't get to the back of the line. That's so thoughtful of her!

Yoko, trying not to snicker: Wow! Best 'friend' ever... Yep...

Enid: I think she's really warming up to me! Yesterday she was talking in her sleep and she said "Enid, stop hassling the Venus flytraps!"

Silence. Yoko and Divina exchange bewildered looks.

Divina: Uh... so?

Enid: So Wednesday dreams about me! EEE!!

Yoko, leaning over and whispering to Divina: I think we need to give their 'friendship' a little encouragement, this is getting ridiculous.

Divina: Agreed. I've seen more awareness from a meatball sandwich.

A03: SorcererOfSolitude

[rainbowwonderlandsblog]

Kent: I can't believe Wednesday is giving out gifts and I got nothing

Yoko: Believe me, you should be glad. She gave me a stake and a jar of garlic

Ajax: She gave me a mirror so I ended up accidentally stoning myself...again..

Divina: I got a deep fryer to 'cook my brethren' in?

Bianca: She gave me an empty box so I could 'continue to feel nothing but disappointment'

Enid: Wow...I got a creepy yet kinda adorable doll and some concert tickets! Isn't Wends so kind?

[vaniloqu3nce]

Wednesday, staring at Enid:

Enid, with a big smile: …it’s cute!

Wednesday: It’s a collar, Enid.

Enid, batting her eyes: …but is it cute?

Wednesday: I’m not wearing this. It’s pink.

Enid, nodding and taking out something else: Okay. I planned for this. What about this one? It has skulls.

Wednesday: Skulls?—wait a minute. No, Enid. It’s still a collar.

Enid, nodding again: Okay. I understand. Something more subtle.

Later at lunch…

Divina, staring:

Yoko, snickering: So—

Wednesday, sitting down with a “Belongs To Enid Sinclair” pin on her uniform: If you say anything I will destroy you.

Divina, trying not to laugh because she’s respectful: No, it’s cute. Yoko isn’t it cute?

Wednesday, staring actual daggers:

Divina: I mean very terrifying.

Yoko, quaking from holding in her laughter: Yeah I’m literally shaking.

Bianca, dying laughing and snapping several pictures: She’s got you by your balls. This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

Wednesday, still glaring: I will have my revenge, sleep with one eye open. All of you.

[sxphr]

Happy Pride Month

Shout out to, the gays.

[sfwsnace]

(stolen from Futurama)

Yoko helping Wednesday carrying away a passed out Enid from the dorm

Yoko: “you know…. she would be lighter to carry with less blood… just saying

[lorelaiblair]

Yoko, arguing with Wednesday: says the goth!

Wednesday: goth is a music-based subculture, music that i don’t listen to and culture i don’t partake in

Wednesday: Enid does

Divina: what?

Wednesday: Enid listens to goth music

Divina: that’s… why?

Enid: i assumed it was what Wednesday listened to and i wanted to get to know her better through the things she enjoys

Wednesday: something you assumed i enjoy

Enid: yeah, but i actually really like it, the songs are super romantic even when they’re not trying to be

Yoko: … so, you’re saying that shes goth?

Wednesday: more so than i am

Enid: 🎶 all i ever wanted, all i ever needed 🎶

[panphilosopher]

Weems, glaring at her students: You answered your career path seriously, right?

[All the students' heads bowed, trying not look her in the eye]

Weems: I'll check it right here.

Weems: [pulls out Kent's, Career choice: High School Student] See, I know it! This is what I'm talking about! I begging you, take this seriously!

Weems: [pulls out Eugene's, Career choice: be science adventurer] Which one?!

Weems: [pulls out Xavier's, Career choice: be Wednesday's husband] Try be realistic here!

Weems: [pulls out Ajax', Career choice: don't want to be a doctor] Then don't write anything down!

Weems: [pulls out Yoko's, Career choice: have Harem of Girls] Gross! Pervert! Why will you write that down!?

Weems: [pulls out Divina's, Career choice: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯] Huh?!

Weems: [pulls out Bianca's, Career choice: get a beloved mother] Get therepy, not a new mom!

Weems: [pulls out Enid's, Career choice: be Wednesday's mistress] Why not just marry her?!

Weems: [pulls out Wednesday's, Career choice: become successful author][flip over the desk] Make a joke!

[jazwritesthings]

Enid: Your smile? It makes my day.

Wednesday: Your happiness? I live for that.

Divina: A room? Get one.

Yoko: Hotel? Trivago.

[achromatophoric]

hey there, can you do a incorrect quotes for yoko and divina only?

Shortly after the Crackstone Incident, Yoko lays with her head on Divina’s lap while venting her frustrations.

Yoko: It totally sucks! I’m supposed to be her best friend. Like—who helped her paint that canoe? Me. Who got freaking poisoned for being on her team? Me.

Divina: *listens while stroking Yoko’s hair*

Yoko: Who spent countless girls nights listening to her go on and on about Beardjax when she was obviously howling for the other side of the moon? ME!

Divina: *patiently nods along*

Yoko: And! And who did she stay with after Scarinette Dupain-Cheng was a miraculous bitch and left our nascent queer a sobbing mess?

Divina: You, babe.

Yoko: No cap! This patient, wise, and dependable vampire. ME. Yoko Fucking Tanaka, favorite daughter of Kenichi Tanaka, member of the Nightshade Society, and the most stylin’ undead bitch on campus!

Yoko: *deflates with an exaggerated sigh* Fuuuuck...

Yoko: It’s just— I dunno. Have you ever felt like—totally unimportant? Like you were meant for something more, but instead you’re just… just an afterthought. A background character.

Divina: *thoughtful hum*

Yoko: *lowers shades to peer up at Divina*

Divina: Babe, what’s my last name again?

Yoko: What? It’s—uh… it’s…

Yoko: 🤨

Yoko: 🤔

Yoko: ☝️😲

Yoko: 😦

Yoko: 😐

Yoko: Huh.

Divina: See? I get you, babe. Don’t worry, I’m sure when class starts again, everything will feel better. New semester and all that, ya know?

Yoko: Yeah, you’re right. Thanks, Divi. I bet next semester is gonna be a banger!

[rachelsfav-queer]

Yoko flirting

Yoko: *to Wednesday* Hey there, pretty girl. Wanna come back to my mansion in Transylvania and- oughf *trips on her own feet and falls on her face*

Wednesday: …

Wednesday: *turns to Divina* Is she always this inept at romantic gestures?

Divina: *winces* Yeah, unfortunately. She’s gotten better though! You should’ve seen her when she was first trying to ask me out on a date. I had to spare her eventually by asking her out instead. She still pouts about that.

Wednesday: Alright. *sighs heavily and pulls Yoko up from the floor with one hand* I shall go on a date with you, Tanaka. But I expect a full night of wooing and romance. I better be swooning and off my feet by the end of the night, understand?

Yoko: *pumps fist in a very dorky manner* Yes, score! C’mon, let’s go! I wanna show you my collection of antique knives!

Yoko drags Wednesday off in a random direction, leaving Enid and Divina standing together.

Divina: They’re a couple of gay idiots.

Enid: But… they’re our gay idiots!

Divina: *laughs* Yeah, they sure are! *pulls Enid in for a kiss*

End <3

(Sorry, idk what this is other than a stray idea I have of Wednesday/Enid/Yoko/Divina lol. Hope y’all enjoyed it anyway)

[kastavanes]

Enid and Yoko talking while having a manicure session

Enid : Why are all the vampires rich?

Yoko : They aren't,why?

Enid : All the movies and series make them super rich, and you always have super nice stuff.

Yoko : Yes,but it is always the parents who are super old that have the money, and both my Dad and Daddy like to spoil me.

Enid : Who is Daddy?

Divina walks in with a cup of hot chocolate.

Divina : I got this for you babe, also I bought the tickets for that show you wanted to go.

Yoko after giving her a kiss : Thanks babe.

Enid : Nevermind I got it.

[sorcererofsolitude]

Enid: Howdy, girlies! Guess what? I got this new stuffed animal! What should I name it?

Wednesday: s o u p s p o o n

Enid: Um, absolutely not! Pick something nicer.

Wednesday: s p a t u l a

Enid: I don't thi-

Wednesday: w h e a t g e r m

Enid, pursing her lips: Looks like you're on naming duty, Fangs!

Yoko, t-posing and staring up at the ceiling:

M O I S T C O T T O N B A L L

Enid: ...You know, I used to think you two were opposites, but now I know you're on opposite sides of THE SAME CRAZY COIN!

Silence.

Divina, timidly: I think Pistachio is a nice name...

Enid, lighting up: See?? That's why Divina always gets to name my stuffed animals.

Yoko, shaking her head: The system is rigged.

AO3: SorcererOfSolitude

[rainbowwonderlandsblog]

Yoko: So, how drunk did you guys get last night?

Wednesday: Enid tried to burn our marriage papers. She said, "Good luck returning me without the receipt!"

Divina: *dying of laughter*