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Alright, so I've watched Season 2, and I have... mixed feelings.

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Surprise!

Wednesday is back, and so is Scales and Sanguine.

As the Halloween Dance begins, Yoko is forced to face her insecurities while Divina must choose what kind of life she truly wants to live.

Chapter 16 is now up!

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This has got to be one of my favorites, I must say.

Divina, holding a bat lovingly in her arms: This is my wife.

Enid: Ummm.... no?

Divina, covering the bat's ears: Don't listen to her, babe, just because we aren't officially married yet doesn't mean we aren't wives. I'm thinking of a spring wedding...

Wednesday: You are aware that vampires can't turn into bats, correct?

Divina: What??

Yoko walks in, sipping a blood bag through a straw: Sup, whores. You'll never guess what I managed to convince Divina- oh shit.

Divina stares, mouth agape, as she processes the reality that she's been bamboozled.

Divina: You FUCKER! Do you know how many times I KISSED THIS GODDAMN BAT??

Yeah... Yoko slept on the couch that night.

AO3: SorcererOfSolitude

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I had... a vision

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I will never cease to be annoyed that they removed an actual queer ship in the show (Yokovina) in favor of cheeky queerbaiting.

It makes all the narrative sense in the world for Wenclair to become canon, it's not just a fringe A03 ship that could never realistically happen.

What people (and sometimes the show writers themselves) tend to forget is that despite their spooky macabre exterior, the Addams family is an incredibly caring and romantically passionate bunch.

We see the more platonic side of this already when Wednesday saves or defends other students and cries when Thing is injured, etc.

And then Enid hugged her.

This is the perfect catalyst for exploring a more elusive form of love, at least for Wednesday. It is absolutely chock full of narrative potential, and it doesn't even have to overshadow the mystery and action going on if the writers so choose.

So why not do it? Oh yeah, because the media we consume is ultimately controlled by soulless wealth extractors who see anything that could ruffle a few feathers as a barrier to making even more money, so they once again axed the gays.

wenclair benches spotted 🩷🖤 — all this gay pr and they’re not even gonna kiss this season 😭

(photo via @astridsinclair_ on twitter)

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Thinking about that time in middle school where I dyed my hair bright red and my sapphic crush called me Faggoty Anne.

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Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

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Pre-Wenclair. Enid gets a little too starry-eyed about her roommate...

Enid: Wednesday is such a good friend!

Divina: Why's that?

Enid: Some jerk cut in front of me in line for my favorite ride at the Faire and Wednesday scared him off, something about 'tearing out every last vestige of his bloodline' if he didn't get to the back of the line. That's so thoughtful of her!

Yoko, trying not to snicker: Wow! Best 'friend' ever... Yep...

Enid: I think she's really warming up to me! Yesterday she was talking in her sleep and she said "Enid, stop hassling the Venus flytraps!"

Silence. Yoko and Divina exchange bewildered looks.

Divina: Uh... so?

Enid: So Wednesday dreams about me! EEE!!

Yoko, leaning over and whispering to Divina: I think we need to give their 'friendship' a little encouragement, this is getting ridiculous.

Divina: Agreed. I've seen more awareness from a meatball sandwich.

A03: SorcererOfSolitude

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This talented artist deserves more recognition. I can feel your passion for art through this piece. Bravo!

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THIS. This is why I love vintage ads.

You've got a turtle in a fucking maid outfit holding a tray of Jell-O parfaits like you're the fanciest little gelatine gobbler in town. Hell, maybe you are. Not only that, but THEY EXPLAIN THE JOKE TO YOU AT THE BOTTOM. 😭 JUST IN CASE IT WASN'T CLEAR.

If modern advertising looked more like this, I probably wouldn't have to work my ad blocker so hard.

1954 Jello Advertisement

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I don't care if it takes me ten cocksucking years to get the motivation to write, I WILL NEVER USE A.I. AS A SUPPLEMENT FOR CREATIVITY.

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Wednesday tries to get back at Yoko by calling her Yoquita, but Yoko just laughs and says "joke's on you bitch, Spanish makes me horny."

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Make Divina's horny old cougar aunt canon!

Inspired by this reblog from @sorcererofsolitude of a hilarious Game Changer clip depicting a sleazy old siren.

Yoko: Can we not and say we did?

Divina: C’mon, Yoko. I even made sure my family stocked up on your favorite blood type!

Yoko: Will your great aunt be there again?

Divina: Um… yes.

Yoko: Then fuck no. That creepy old hag keeps hitting on me.

Divina: *winces* Sorry. I know she’s like crazy old and crazier horny. Was she really that awful?

Yoko: Divina, last time she called me Pretty Geisha—

Divina: 🫢

Yoko: —waved her fish bits at me while winking—

Divina: 😱

Yoko: —then asked, and I quote, “Ya have a hankering for some scrumptious funazushi?”.

Divina: Oh my god! Why didn’t you tell me?! I can’t believe she— Wait, what’s funazushi?

Yoko: Fish that has been fermented for three fucking years. They say it tastes like cheese.

Divina: 🤢

Divina:

Divina: I’ll let them know we can’t make it.