#incorrecttonyxeveryone

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Bucky: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.

Tony: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.

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Athos: What are you doing

D’Artagnan: *spreading toothpaste on toast* Multitasking

[grimmincorrectquotesandheadcanon]

*after the gang goes after another dangerous wesen, Sean has had enough*

Sean: That is it! You are all benched.

Sean: Nick, no seeing Adaline for a week.

Sean: Monroe, Hank and I are taking your clocks.

Sean: Eve...

Hank: Is there anything you actually love?

Eve: Revenge.

Sean: No vengeance for you!

Eve: Well I was going to say I'll get you for this, but I guess that's off the table.

[inspired-by-others]

Taekwoon: I only drink coffee when I’m stressed.

Sanghyuk: [stares at the many many coffee mugs on the table Taekwoon is sitting at]

Thanks to @incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes for the inspiration!

[me-evil-never]

Brace yourself, many questions incoming lol : angel, bright, buttercup, fluffy, gem, honey, hugsy, prinky, shimmer, whimsical ~

angel- nicknames?

honeybunny, bunny, mom xD,,, irl i dont really have any bc my name is kinda difficult to make nicknames for bu my mom used to call me “chipopo” when i was younger

bright- mermaids or fairies?

both!! I couldn’t choose,, i love them~ all magical creatures honestly,,

buttercup- showers or baths?

showers. i once saw someone say that baths was basically like sitting in your own filth and have stopped taking baths ever since,,, i still so occasionally when im not feeling so well, but bc also israel, and the fact that wasting water is a big nono, baths arent really a thing,,,

fluffy- ocean or mountain?

definitely ocean. i love swimming and the water, and the beach is always fun as well~

gem- favourite tumblrs?

@maggiandmilo @fangirlingandprocrastinating @honey-innie @ chiqkihyun @ incorrecttonyxeveryone @ demidorks @ jasonredtoddhood @ batbrosbeforehoes @ batfamilyposts @ honestlyhaikyuutrash @ incorrect-batfamily-quotes (im not brave enough to tag them either shh) 

honey- coffee or tea? how do you take it?

tea all the way (i cant stand coffee) and with lots of sugar~

hugsy- people or bird watching? why?

people i think?? i find it more interesting and i love guessing who and what kind of ppl they are,,

prinky- how do you relieve stress?

cry. no im kidding (haha kinda),, hmm. sitting on my balcony reading/listening to music/watching funny vids on youtube probably??

shimmer- do animals tend to like you?

ive never been bitten or scratched, but some run away? also, im kinda scared of animals (mostly paranoid ill get bitten/scratched and scared of dogs barking) so i dont tend to get particularly close to them if i dont really know them and deem them Safe For Touching…

whimsical- do you prefer doing stuff at home or going out?

depends on my mood, but im kinda lazy so there’s a bigger chance ill stay home if someone doesnt drag me out, no matter how much fun i know ill have,,

thanks my lovely honeybee~ these were fun!!

[fan-all-at-once]

роуди: мне жаль говорить тебе это, но у тебя есть сердце и способность чувствовать.

тони: возьми свои слова обратно.

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Loki: I'll kill you.

Tony: At least buy me a drink first.

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Steve: We tried to play Never Have I Ever, but we had to change it to Only Have I Occasionally, so some of us-

Steve: [glances at Tony, who’s absolutely wasted]

Steve: Wouldn’t die from alcohol poisoning.

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Peter: Things look a little tense, Mr. Stark.

Tony: Don't worry, I'm gonna open with a joke.

Peter: Please don't.

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Tony: Sometimes I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

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Tony: I don’t say good morning until after my first coffee, because before that it isn’t.

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Tony: Did you know that atoms don't touch each other? And since we are made of atoms, we've never touched anything in our entire lives?

Fury: ...

Tony: So to answer your question, no, I didn't punch Rogers-

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Tony: I don't flirt, I just talk. It's not my fault everything I say is smoother than the cream cheese spread on your bagel.

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Tony: Loki, fancy meeting you here. Still want to take over the world?

Loki: [sitting in Tony's living room and nonchalantly drinking wine] Yes.

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Loki: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Tony: I think you mean "cards."

Loki: No, I do not.

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Tony: The eagles won last night. 

Steve: Oh, you watched the game?

Tony: [covered in blood and scratches] What game?