#is this too freaky

[psuejo]

❥ u love chef!sukuna’s cinnamon rolls.

he doesn’t bake sweets often, but when he does, just for you, they’re always so tasty! a perfect amount of sweet and well-baked, though, sometimes, you swear you can taste a little saltiness :c

sukuna tells you not to worry about that.

you don’t need to know that he milks himself dry trying to produce that stupid drizzle for you, hands tugging his throbbing cocks to get every last drop into the measuring cup, or that he has to keep himself hard with your dirty panties and a photo of you in lingerie that he’s never quite gotten over, despite ripping said lingerie to shreds a couple of weeks ago.

it’s a tough job, one filled with grunts and groans and the very, very occasional whimper when his angry-red tips are beyond sensitive and his balls are empty. that you definitely don’t need to know.

it’s all worth it, though, when you finally take a bite, a soft, content moan leaving your full mouth and a happy twinkle in your bright eyes. something about the sight makes sukuna’s cold, cursed heart thump, especially when you praise him.

“these are really good! you should make sweets more often, ‘kuna,” you say in-between bites, and he can only scowl and flick your forehead.

“you’re so greedy. they aren’t that easy to make.”

yet, a couple of days later, there’s another fresh batch waiting in the kitchen. anything for his wife, right?

[rottenk1sses]

drunk art pissing himself 🤧

think he’d have to be absolutely wasted for this to happen, but it definitely would be possible. and i think if he thought about it too much the morning after, he’d get an erection.

maybe he’s out with the stanford tennis team after a big event, downing any and all drinks that are shoved into his hand or brought up to his lips. he winces and coughs when he swallows down the first few shots of liquor, but it stops burning when he gets to the fifth. he barely tastes it when he gets to the sixth and seventh.

he’s just having a good time !

his buddies are pulling him onto the dance floor in the bar or club they’re at, swaying with him uncoordinatedly to the beat, and everything just becomes so loud—so hot—while his vision swims.

but he’s all giggles and flushed cheeks and sweaty, bouncing blonde curls. it’s only when they all clamber outside into the cool night air that reality starts to hit hard.

all of his teammates are laughing and clapping each other on the back as they figure out their next plans for the night, and then everyone’s slurring words start to die down in volume when the sound of liquid-hitting-pavement echoes out behind them. everyone does this drunken turn to face art, who’s slumped against the wall of the building with a dopey smile on his face.

“dude,” one of the guys snickers, blinking slowly as he points down to art’s pants (which are wet at the crotch with a darkened stain that has spread down to the cement through his pantleg). yikes.

art’s smirk fades a little and his head rolls with the alcohol running in his veins before he looks down and watches as he actively pisses himself in front of his buddies. his unsteady right hand comes down to squeeze his dick over the damp fabric. it doesn’t even feel like he’s peeing, he just feels incredibly drunk.

“oh… oops…”

[spikershoyo]

and if i wrote a carcar fic where oscar is hungry for flesh and bone and carlos, the selfless boyfriend he is, cuts his arm off. what then.

[reddsl1mer]

hehe no one here knows im going commando rn :3

[cigsaftersuh]

little does everyone know me and heeseung actually tested the sample bath bombs by a romantic bath that ended with the water going from red to pink 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[fedexfirstclass]

Tw suggestive under the cut

Oh Im fujoshing out so hard

[v1codn]

geuss Who this was about guys

[beachdoog]

shitpost

[snarksparks]

I draw them so much I physically got ill the other day

[grumpoww]

House using Wilson's chest as a whiteboard because he recieved a call about the patient while they were having sex, had half an epiphany and needed to see the symptoms all in the same place lol.

(@/unfrozenpeas here on tumblr has a little sketch about that scenario but it's so funny so I kinda wanna know what your take on it is)

This was so fun to make, feels like something that would happen

Thanks for the request!! :D

[fleshang3l]

Being choked and kissed at the same time might fix me

[friedri-ce]

some freaky gabes

bonus: my very first concepts of v1 and gabe gijinkas... these were made in 2024 😁

[lunee43]

Alright I finished it! Freaky Euryody!

It’s… very Freaky! So warning: slightly naked bodies, sexual innuendos/wording, suggestive poses.

Leash (these two are freaksss)

They’re doing anything but talking….

Intresting poses…(Odysseus is a possessive bastered)

Rough day…

Athena camo!

Also I’ll just put this here, my finger was cramping lol, couldn’t finish it all!

[mischievous-thunder]

Logan: *Is thankful for his suspiciously mysterious looks and fiery attitude and temperament that have always kept most people from approaching him*

Wade:

[xaythefreak]

Swerve you stupid slut stop holding them like that. your making me think things.

[wasyago]

welp, didn't manage to get everything out before season 10 started, but i gotta post it one way or another so here we go! heard there was a fandom swap game going on, wanted to do a couple promts of my own :D