#issue 11 btw

[jerseygirljasontodd]

Talia is honestly deeply hilarious at times. I'm obsessed with Maya going "Wow, you suck lady! No wonder Damian has issues!" and Talia's immediate response being "How DARE you say my son has issues! He's my perfect angel!"

[welcometogrouchland]

♫ I do what I want/Crying in the bleachers and I said it was fun/I don't need anything from anyone ♫

(ID in Alt) you guys ever think about your own posts and get upset?? Anyway Damian Wayne I love you I'm so sorry your life is like that

[milesofstars]

'' ladies and gentlemen!! ''

someone get this thief out of my head, hes stolen my thoughts

[stars-and-branches]

No 👍

[buwheal]

Unexpected but fair.

How long were we disconnected?

[batboopp]

NO!!! DO NOT SHAKE HER BY THE CAPE, SHE WILL GET BRAIN DAMAGE!!

[forseties]

been obsessed with dq11 lately. im puttign them in my mouth

[kitchensinksurrealism]

whenever people talk about what they were like 13 and i'm thinking like "wait that was me when i was 15" or someone's describing a stereotypical 18 year old and that was just me when i was 20. etc etc etc etc so like. although there's no way to be one particular age and everyone ages at different speeds. but idk it all adds up that i always seem to act 2 years younger at any age. soooooo tag ramble

[princess-not-damsel]

As much as I love being in the horny driver's seat... I think so much and would love any excuse not to.

I need gradual dumification. I need someone to slowly take over. Lead me into it so I don't feel a sudden lack of control. Tell me how pretty I am.. how lucky we are to be together as they undress me and kiss every inch of revealed skin.

I need fingers interlaced with mine as they coo into my ear that I don't need to worry about doing a thing. They press my hand down to the bed a little heavier so I get the memo that they have everything under control as they kiss my neck and my chest.

And as their hands trace over my skin I need to feel safe and relaxed, able to give all of myself. I don't even need to open my legs; they'll do it for me as they carefully adjust themself to be between them.

I don't care how they take me, and I don't want to decide. It's up to them. Tongue, fingers, strap (home grown or store bought), some combination, it doesn't matter to me. All I want is to be well taken care of and cum all over them too many times for me to even think anymore. But hey, if they want to empty into me too, I'm not complaining.

I need so much. Start slow but speed up. Keep telling me how pretty I look tight around them. Leave me nothing but a breathless, sweaty, sticky mess. Tell me how good I am without even trying, that I'm all they need just like this. That a pretty thing like me shouldn't need to think at all. That I don't need to anymore.

I need to be so physically overwhelmed that I can't bother moving, that I can't speak or even string a thought together. I want that warm, content exhaustion to wash over me once we're through.

Need someone to kiss me on my forehead as they tell me what a good hole I was for them <3. That I look so pretty with my head empty, entirely cum drunk.

And I need it to be TRUE, my God I need it to be true. What would actually get me there. Weed? Alc? Someone help 😭

[dotssu3]

because a few ppl asked: yes i am still doing gale requests! 🫡 theres just a couple that will take a while so im focusing on those first

[jewishcissiekj]

i have only read one comic today. they're gonna kill me

[stiffcorpse]

Me: I think it’s strange that in the little finkendy fan content that exists KO has no objections to Fink and Dendy being together despite Fink being related to Venomous, and is depicted as exaggeratingly childish compared to them.

Finkendy oomf: dude

Me: oh my god I’m so sorry

[scentofpines]

i got my period :))) after an 18 day cycle :))))) i thought it was just spotting yesterday bc i always have that after ovulation (yes i do have every cycle issue you can have) but no :)) it just turned into a full blown period :)))) and i have an exam tomorrow and everything hurts and i want to die

[jonny-versace]

as somebody who was apart from the spn and views their insanity thusly ....... are 911 fans okay? like you people are out crazying the supernatural fans and that's something

[poppyseed799]

One thing that bothers me is a lot of complaints about soulmate tropes/AUs/such are very easily solved by simply recognizing what a soulmate actually is. “What if your soulmate is a bad/abusive partner?” well by definition they are perfect for you so that is simply not an issue. “What if you don’t like them?” Once again you guys are perfect for each other this is not an issue. “What about aromantic people?” Assuming this is a world where EVERYONE has a soulmate (since the obvious solution is just to not have one) then ONCE AGAIN a soulmate is PERFECT for you so chances are they might ALSO be aromantic or otherwise completely understand and will not cause any issue for you at all. “What if you don’t do love don’t do friends don’t like anybody?” Once again chances are your soulmate is the same or at least understanding and they will be the most tolerable person on the planet to you. Maybe they’re your soulmate BECAUSE you never meet that’s a funny concept.

Like there’s certainly criticisms to be made about the trope but I hate when people point to like. The Soulmate Being Bad as one. Brother that is NOT how this works 😭. I once watched a miniseries that had soulmates but then they tossed in the idea of soulmates being abusive towards each other and I’m like “Then What TF Determines Who Is Your Soulmate” it just totally took me out of it man. Don’t ask why I’m so passionate about Soulmates Being Perfect For You cuz tbh idk why either but it just keeps bugging me. If you’re gonna do a twist that soulmates AREN’T perfect for each other then at least explain WHY. Is it perfect based on genetics? Are soulmates totally randomized? Give me a reason cuz the DEFAULT is that they are MADE FOR EACH OTHER. God.

[clockwork-stars]

Doing my favourite 11pm activity once again (contact Spotify support chat to change my email settings because really I don't speak Dutch)