#it is not normal

[sad-scarred-sassy]

When Mor and Cassian gifted each other lingerie… wtf was that? How is that a normal thing? What was Sarah J Maas on?

[trophy-bunnie]

Owner posting its mantras on its page without telling it and waking up to several notifications from a post i dont remember posting it is so normal

[dyrewrites]

OC in Fifteen

Two of you got me, so I guess I will do this thing.

Thank you to @angie-j-kay and @reininginthefirewriting for the tags ^.^

Rules: Share 15 or fewer lines of dialogue from an OC, ideally lines that capture the character/personality/vibe of the OC. Bonus points for just using the dialogue without other details about the scene, but you're free to include those as well!

We are going to be grabbing one of my babies though, so you'll have to deal with her terrible speech patterns -- and a lot of very world-specific words.

Let's hear from Mitra (or Anmyr Dyran Mitra, as is her whole name, shh, it's a secret) from Weald and Wen! (fair warning, a lot of it will be yelling)

“Nots needs powders, I says. Fast roll roun' belt, I says. Well, peeks now, ya cracked crag, you's all full'a splin’ers ans fixin’ ta shatter!” “Din'd trees! You's peak'd that fiend, ya? Yous whisps roll's me right for it! Holds is rollin’ rounds for clinks ans giggles? It's is cracked, empty ans hungry! I needs'a tell Parni.” “You's jus' cracked ans hearin' what ain't around.” “I's hot, I's broke ans I's empty! A fleck. A fleck more craggy games ans CHOMP CHOMP GOES YOUS BRANCHES!” “Aww, Parni...did yous snack bite back?” “Shimmer brights its is! To peeks yous scuffed? Its is,” Mitra nibbled her lip then spread her arms wide. “Its is shinier thans alls the Lady's light ons me surface.” “Still not feels chip, ya cracked crag,” Mitra creaked, “is yous scratchin’ ons what's is wearin'. I’s nots ones yous dolls, Parnamyr, ans if yous holds to etchin' so Din’d crooked, you's be holdin' less bits to etch with.” “No nasties best be scratchin’ round,” She warned them, “I's is strobin' mad ans itchin' to snatch eyes!” “Yous shine me climb or I’s crisp yous up.” “I's holds all words. Ans I's nots a whisp!” “I holds whats is etched inside yous, Fyrni, ans I nots rolls one step 'way till yous creak straight.” “Bitey tree holds no bites! Nots a chip! Fangs is thicks as skitterfeet!”  “I's ones whats fetch yous ichor. Ifs nots for me theres would shine no yous.” “I's shiny,” Mitra cut in, startling a flinch from Delgrij. “Gots no scuffs, see?” she offered a smile to Faerai and twirled round to prove her claim. “Alls glimmers ans gloss.” “Parni,” Mitra tested as her brother’s lips twitched and his eyes burned, “snatch yous face ifs ones flecks—”

I'm gunna tag my sisser @rmgrey-author and leave this OPEN

[loveregrown]

One thing about perce is that yes he will recommend things to people or talk about a specific part of something with people. Yes his tummy will hurt if they grow too attached and only doesn't in certain cases

[macieroo]

is it normal to pee blood regularly??

No...

[theres-rue-for-you]

my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy

[scramratz]

[quietwingsinthesky]

im a fucking sucker for the “character gets so badly injured that they can’t think clearly and start calling for help in a distressingly vulnerable way.” characters who start using nicknames for their friends they haven’t used since they were kids. characters who start begging for their brother they haven’t seen in years to be there. characters who would usually use their parents’ names or call them mother/father/etc crying out mama when they go down. u understand.

[stargoyle]

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

[kaereth]

Dragon harpy chimera birdy FALIN!! I love her

[bags-of-regret]

Oh god theres more

[blorbocedes]

if 3000+ devices exploded simultaneously and thousands got injured, 37+ ppl died in usa or london or france anywhere in the imperial core this website would be talking about it nonstop. my coworkers' relatives are lebanese and he hasn't been able to contact them because everyone's nervous of using anything with a lithium battery. the kids from diaspora are teaching their parents how to turn off find my phone and airdrop and other geolocating options. it's absurd to me people are carrying on like its normal, or just don't care cause c'mon ppl blow up in the middle east all the time, right?

[nosongunsung11]

collection of posts for a very specific dynamic

[paigegonerogue]

I, of mostly sound body and spirit, request that if I’m ever to die, someone post a new work on my AO3 that says “sorry, she died, ongoing stories postponed forever” because don’t I want my fanfic buddies to think I ghosted them. Amen or whatever you say in a will.

[tinylilemrys]

i love the olympics. no need to get too invested in any one event or sport. i learn just enough about each to go "oooh!" when it looks like it goes good or "ooooh..." when it looks like it goes bad. i graze on them all at my leisure. it's like sports tapas.