#it is true tho

[revenantghost]

did you know the geranium gets it's name from the Greek γέρανος ("géranos"), meaning crane, there's even one called Geranium sanguineum, also known as bloody geranium or bloody crane's-bill, the name sanguineum refers to the red color the leaves take during autumn. The crane bird also symbolizes many things, long life (it was fabled that they could live thousands of years), an omen, a symbol for peace. Another thing the crane symbolizes is marriage, a happy and long marriage. These birds are one of the few that will mate for life as well!

HELLO??? I didn't know the lore was that deep, how did I never look this up???

Did you ALSO know that geraniums are edible? So Rem was lying to Vash when she said he couldn't eat them v_v

[wanderlustqueen-writes]

Just thinking about them. The 24 episodes seasons. I hope they're alright.

[branmer]

jamie loftus opening her new podcast by going 'but you know who tells you to go touch grass? people on the internet! and something just tells me they aren't doing it from the grass' lmaaao

[erigold13261]

I feel so called out! /lh

I showed my friend my character designs for Neon's family and they asked how they fall apart because I never make happy characters! He was right but still! >:0

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

btw. hope everyone knows that lilian is not actually cooler than liam, she is just better at pretending she is cool. hope that helps <3

[witchcraftandburialdirt]

"There! You see? Balance."

[his-saiko]

Are you ready to have the touch of a god?

[garykingz]

Not people making Lance edits to the nepo baby song I'm in tears dndhksdhdn

[uweiy]

I'm thinking about the ending of mriad and just like... If your closest friend is like "bro u sure abt this" about your marriage then... Probably not a good sign lol

[magical-gifts]

nah, bc why darth maul being so zaddy on rebels omg

[leetaeiil]

y’all gotta leave my son alone 😭

[bastiion]

Bumble ad telling me i like men while im looking at Piccolo posts I hate it here

[free-my-mindd]

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

[wombrion]

i kno u dgaf about labru but i need to know what u think about female manipulator kabru x miserable housewife laios. them korean n chinese girls on twitter make the craziest fanart of this shit. admittedly it tickles me bc i automatically like any ship that has a brown woman in it

your bluntness has captivated me, you may have wretched yuri

[sleepydross]

every playable character in fear and hunger has the exact facial expression as someone boredly fingering you while flipping through their phone just in varying stages of annoyance this is incontrovertible truth