#it isnt a joke

[powerfem]

You keep calling old(er) people cringe and then you wonder why you are terrified of aging. Couldn't be me.

[severalowls]

2021: Extremely cartoonish non-threats of violence are a point of pride and meme on tumblr.

2024: The CEO threatens to send the FBI to perform an extrajudicial extradition on "an account" because she mentioned hammers while trans.

[pillowprincessvarric]

Fandom will continue to suck until we can get large numbers of gay men intensely and passionately invested in femslash. Only then will the scene become bearable and good.

[wazzi2ya]

Alastor: *Gets down on one knee*

Lucifer: Oh my god, it's finally happening!

Alastor: *Falls over*

Lucifer: The poison is kicking in

[grandpayaoi]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a wretched old man

[artronenergy]

the "you're so gay" line is good because it's important that rose ascends from casual homophobia to being in a polycule with the two queerest dudes on tv in 2005

[b1adie]

COULD VERITAS RATIO BE A WORM?

see the updated theory HERE

the answer 😏 may surprise you

ok listen to me. a long time ago aha made a worm really smart and tried to get it into the genius society. but even though that worm was smart as hell, nous did not give a fuck about it.

you know who else is smart as hell but nous doesnt give a fuck about?

heh. yeah. thats right. despite many people (including himself) feeling like nous should have recognized him a loooong time ago, that computer just doesn’t care.

now, we are left to wonder… why does nous refuse to acknowledge this man..?

i think it’s quite obvious.

my theory is that aha made a second worm really smart. and Then they made the worm into a sexy guy.

and now they’re outside nous’s window, giggling, as everyone in the universe ponders why veritas ratio is not permitted into the genius society.

“what’s wrong, nous? he’s a genius, isn’t he? let him in,” aha goads.

nous is glitching in frustration. “it’s the worm again. i know it’s the worm again.”

[turnallthemirrors]

shoutout to lesbian drag queens who are also pigs. gotta be one of my favorite genders 🙏

[trustyalt]

+ YEEHAW

[sobeksewerrat]

As an Egyptian, I feel the need to apologize on behalf of my ancestors for the creation of mpreg.

However, it does give me the perfect excuse to draw and write mpreg and call it "reconnecting with my cultural identity and heritage", so why would I? (/j)

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

a couple scribbles i cleaned up. also i think i like drawing him in varying states of distress

[gidianthe]

the locked tomb has unfortunately completely raised my standards for books like wym the main characters arent all dykes??? wym there arent extreme religious overtones??? wym theres no excessive body horror??? whats the point!! wym gideon nav isnt there!!!!

[aropride]

also don't let ur friends/society/tumblr posts/whatever convince u to start smoking or drinking or whatever if u don't want to. there are health risks there are social and financial aspects to consider and it's totally fine and normal to not want to. there's no moral aspect to it you can drink and do drugs or whatever if u want and that's chill but u should know what ur doing and do research and if u decide u dont want to that's chill and anyone who tries to shame u for it can go fuck themselves

[goma3zz]

[willsonlmt]

Tim in the wayne manor living room telling bruce he is bisexual.

Tim: So yeah im bisexual.

Bruce: Well im proud of you no matter what and thank you for telling me.

Tim: Thanks Bruce.

Bruce: *sighs* Im glad that went well. I practiced alot for this.

Tim: You knew?!

Bruce: Oh no. I just thought itd be someone else coming out to me.

Tim: You thought it was gonna be Dick right?

Bruce: Absolutely.

A scoff comes from across the room. As they see Dick with his head in Wallys lap in the couch.

Dick: "how dare you say something so slanderous against me! You know what i dont have to take this verbal abuse." * Gets up and grabs Wallys hand.* "Come on honey were leaving."

Tim: Yeah i don't get how I'm the first.

[summonhouse]

canon disregarding media for the w