Not Laszlos going outside drenched in guillermos sweat almost making me cry holy shit
like fuck me, this is the first time he´s ever seen his shawn in real sunlight! His best friend! His good time boy!! he´s so happy!
really i mean LOOK AT HIM!!!
imagine what it must feel like to be able to go to the beach on a sunny day for the first time in centuries *sobs*
i could watch him draw dicks in the sand, bully teenagers and catch fish he can´t even eat forever, he´s like a little kid its killing me
i. i just love him. he has done nothing wrong in his life ever and i want him to be the happiest little vampire in the world <3<3<3
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hey guys i've been thinking (bad sign)
anyway. you COULD totally just slap them all in the middle and it'd work but i've chosen contemplation so here are my elaborations. obvs take a grain of salt with the undateables since we still don't know them as well
i will kill for you
barbatos and satan are confident enough in how far they're willing to go to keep you safe that the idea of them needing to die for you doesn't come up
belphie has to stay alive for beel
asmo does not want to die
all of the above are decent at taking care of themselves already (but will try harder for you if need be)
i will die for you
literally look at how undyingly loyal mephisto is to the royal family. to him it is noble to die for those you love and that is an ideal engraved in his bones
mammon does not think before acting and his first priority is always your safety rather than eliminating the threat. he doesn't think to retaliate against a blow, he only tries to take it for you
i will kill for you and die for you
raphael and beel are/were both warriors and protectors and unflinchingly ready to shed blood for their loved ones
raphael leans more to kill and beel leans more to die though. lol
i will kill for you and take care of myself for you
diavolo has to stay alive for the sake of the devildom, but he's willing to crush heads if it comes to it
thirteen walks with death and while it won't take her, she can ask it favours. the walk is lonely and she will let you join her on the path (and maybe even,,, hold your hand 😳)
i will die for you and take care of myself for you
levi isn't incapable of sending forth floods on your behalf but he's liable to impulsively think that the only thing he can do is die so that you'll at least remember him as heroic (and then remind himself that you already do)
i will kill for you, die for you, and take care of myself for you
lucifer's ego is simultaneously through the roof and six feet under. he's the best and also the worst and he'll do whatever it takes in any situation
solomon has very little that personally attaches him to this world that isn't a greater loyalty to his realm in general so he's willing to do just about anything. but also you soothe him and make his long life worth it because he met you
simeon was apparently 100% willing to risk falling for you even in s2, before he was romanceable, so he's the one whose love really transcends time. he'll both worship and disgrace himself for you without a second thought. also you make him forget his catholic guilt
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