#it really doesnt matter and is therefore Fine

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

my OTHER toxic knitting trait is ignoring gauge entirely for plushies and being pleasantly surprised by the creacher's final size when it's done

[waywardsalt]

learning very valuable lessons in this conquest hard mode playthrough such as its not a good idea to play it like its normal mode

[etherealkissed88]

★ the whole point of law of assumption is that you already have it ★

imagine that you manifested that desire a week or a month ago. whenever you think about that desire, you would go straight into the happy or calm state / assumption that it's yours already...because it is yours already.

lets say i want $500k right now. i would be planning which stores i want to go to and which clothes i want to buy. i would feel happy asf and i would feel that feeling of already having $500k. i dont care how or when it will manifest bc i already know its mine now. i would feel fulfilled with this already manifested desire which is now my reality.

"why is it that your reality already if it isnt in the 3d?"

reality = imagination. therefore if i imagine something and accept it as true, it is my reality no matter what the copy machine 3d shows me. whatever happens in imagination is what is really happening. imagination is my identity. i identify as the girl who has $500k. the 3d's job is only to copy and paste who i am in imagination (the real reality) so, imagination is the source/the reality. why would i care about it being in the 3d if i know by law that it will reflect? i would rather feel fulfilled as the source than wait for a copy machine to show me, god, what i desire. i would rather give it to myself.

if i already manifested that $500k a week ago, i would automatically be excited asf thinking about all the shit i already bought w that $$$ and thinking about what im going to buy. i would prob imagine going to the store and feeling that feeling of financial freedom. i would feel the happiness of looking at something in the store and immediately putting it in my cart with no issues bc I ALREADY MANIFESTED MY $500k

"feeling?"

feeling = knowing you have your desire

i would use whatever technique i want (visualization, affirming, scripting, etc). lets say i choose visualization: i would visualize walking to the store and feeling/knowing that i have all this money to spend. feeling doesnt mean emotions even though its fine that i naturally feel happy bc i know i have all this money. its also okay if i dont have any emotions or if i feel calm bc since i already have it, its normal to me to have $500k. do not force emotions. feeling does not equal emotions. i would then accept that visualization as true. i would decide/accept i have that $500k bc i just experienced the proof in the real reality, imagination. i would remind myself that whatever i assume/accept as true in imagination is reality, no matter whatever circumstances i see in the 3d.

"you got robbed of a huge sum of money. was that bad or good? well, let me ask you this: did it change the fact that your nature is being wealthy? no, it didnt. your identity, your I AM, is set in stone. its only your thoughts and your interpretation of your emotions and of the circumstances around you that distracts you from your Truth. whether you have millions in your bank account or literally 0 in savings, you ARE rich. you ARE wealthy. numbers do not define you. life does not define you."

i accepted that i have $500k already = i identify as the girl who has $500k. this is why the 3d never matters bc no matter what happens, i will always be the one who has it in imagination. "deny the senses" mean i shouldnt care about what the 3d shows me since imagination is the only reality. if my bank account shows me $0.50 instead of $500k, will i be sad and thinking that it didnt work? ofc not, i wouldnt give a fuck bc i still identify as the girl who already has $500k.

this is why knowing and fulfillment are important. i know i have $500k, i am fulfilled with that fact. whats important is the knowing: i know i have this desire because i just imagined it and imagination is the only true reality so imagining = experiencing.

"how do i know if im fulfilled?"

youve accepted the fact that its already yours. you dont care about the 3d and you dont get discouraged by it bc its already yours in imagination. you are not "trying" to get something that you already have. you naturally think thoughts/have beliefs that match with your state of having it.

to be fulfilled i simply decide i have it or visualize again for fun. since i already identified as the one who has $500k, any thoughts, doubts, circumstances that pass will not get any attention from me. i simply dont identify with them. i go back into imagination and remind myself of my real identity.

this is what law of assumption is: ASSUME YOU ALREADY HAVE IT! CREATION IS FINISHED. YOU ARE ALREADY IN BARBADOS. assume = accept something as final without [3d] proof. the only thing i should be accepting as final is having it in imagination.

if you already have it, how would you feel, what would you do, what would you think, what type of person would you identify as? visualize/affirm/script/etc. the point is that you already have it.

ASSUME IT AND ITS DONE. WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THAT FULFILLED DESIRE, KNOW IT ALREADY HAPPENED. YOU ARE IMAGINING/AFFIRMING TO REMIND YOU THAT IT BEEN HAPPENED! THATS YOUR CURRENT REALITY! NOT THE 3D.

its not "going to happen". the moment u imagined it/decided it/accepted it as true, it ALREADY HAPPENED. thats part of understanding that imagination is the only true reality. imagination is so limitless: you do anything, anywhere, instantly.

there should not be any "when is it going to happen?" since you just experienced it...thinking like that means you arent fulfilled. simply fulfill yourself again bc returning to the state aka making it natural for you is how it shows up in the 3d, its not about how long youve stayed in the state.

make imagination your dream world by giving yourself exactly what you want. know thats the truth, identify as the one in imagiantion who has it (the real reality/the real you) and ignore/dont accept anything that tells you otherwise. stay true to imagination.

@etherealkissed88

[zu-is-here]

To be honest I have been anticipating to post about an OC - I wanted to make a more elaborated introduction to her, but with college and other stuff it is seeming impossible to do it now and i need to get it off my chest (Ari already witnessed the yaps, but some things changed since I talked to her about it)

When the aimel ship children wave started, i cooked one too (didnt post much about her due to the reasons above). Her name is Maud. She comes from a timeline that was corrupted due to unkwown reasons - everyone in there turned into amounts of glitches that dont have conscience and cant be saved, her family included.

She herself lost her arm due to the corruption, but the rest of the body is fine as she was rescued by some dubious scientists that promised to save her family if they got her help with something.

She was victim to many experiments since her 8 years... She was betrayed by them - they wanted to experiment on her, as she has the genes of 4 outcodes and they wanted to...elevate her potential.

Years of suffering pass and Condiment invades the laboratory in order to steal something from the head scientist - apparently, they had some beef before? Maud is forced to fight against him but he convinces her to join him (dude got her information files) and turn her anger against the people who used her.

Nobody gets out alive - her fault :)

Condiment sees potential in her. He brings her to his home and convinces her to join him.

(It is messed up, as she would be what? 14 years old when he suggested it?)

She doesnt recognize herself as the child who first entered the lab, the child who had loving parents and siblings. She is the beast the scientists made of her, she cant deny it, so she will be one.

....

I have been plotting to have her meeting the timeline in which she doesnt originally exists, therefore the family she has been forcing herself to forget and absolutely have a breakdown...especially when at least some of the people there - people from her past - show her kindness.

...now with Maim existing, I wonder how things would go.... I suppose at the time they meet she would be freshly recruited by Condiment, having her doubts about staying with him or not.

I suppose if she ever saw Maim, she would be all kinds of upset (to say the least, but she doesnt tend to show up her emotions anyways), but also terrified - that isnt the father figure she has been trying to forget, but someone new and that helps children in conditions somewhat similar to hers....

She totally wouldnt like....make up a lone mission to steal something from Maim's army's place just to see him how it is. No. Who would even suggest that-

(....im not normal. Sorry for the wall of text. I have been really, REALLY excited to talk about this...i just didnt know how to approach it on a better way because im a silly goose-)

Oh dear... (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

First of all, welcome to the family!!╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

Secondly, thank you so much for sharing this (never late <3) cause now I too have a brainrot on this idea >:D Just imagining their meeting in either of these timelines squeezes my soul... (M)Aim remains an accepting father no matter the situation, but the choice will always be hers ☆

I'll be looking forward to more about her! \(//∇//)\

[ohtobearandomftblog]

the dragon slayers' motion sickness can be attributed to three different causes:

there weren't many different kinds of vehicles for the ones raised by dragons

the leftover consciousness of the dragons within them/the lacrimas

psychosomatic

now, for the first one, the best those five could get that weren't riding on their parents was wagons and carriages. which they likely never went on after learning slayer magic. they didnt learn how to temper their senses to withstand or tolerate carriages because their parents couldnt even fit in them.

the leftovers of their beings that were placed within the five and whatever imprints withstood being created into lacrimas, again, couldnt fit in them. theyre just as weak as those theyre in, maybe more so being actual dragons.

psychosomatic means caused or aggravated by a mental factor. like how natsu, wendy, and gajeel arent sick when carried by happy, carla, and pantherlily. natsu said it clearly: theyre friends, not vehicles. and it could be that they were fairly small and they cant comprehend vehicles being small. but thats highly unlikely since the christina, blue pegasus' flying ship, probably wouldve felt more like the dragons' flying than anything else. but,,,, its a boat. it looks like a boat. it IS a boat. boats are water vehicles. so--blerg--its more vehicle than--urk--comforting.

which brings the question of what counts as a vehicle? can they even rest on a surfboard? a paddleboard? a plank of wood floating in the ocean? and if not, then clearly size doesnt matter. so there comes the second question of what counts as a friend? happy's a friend. erza's a friend. lucy's a friend. but is, say, an enemy a friend? or a vehicle? or a secret third thing?

wendy typically isnt affected by motion sickness mostly because sky dragons are far better at air travel than any other element. eastern sky dragons would probably be near the best, maybe tied with wyverns, with amphipteres as the best. but all sky dragons know how to balance properly, how to adjust their weight, how to subtly manipulate the body into doing what they want with minimal drawbacks, etc. its innate to the sky dragon, and therefore its magic. and it mightve taken her a moment to learn to apply the 'settings' when shes not in flight, which wouldve either been with mystogan or cait shelter. theres times where those 'settings' mess up, of course. when shes ill, or just woken up, or suddenly on a vehicle when before it was the ground.

the others can learn to adjust their balance and bodies over time, but it wont be the same as wendy. theyll probably always be a bit motion sick. though, laxus and erik, who only have the lacrimas, can probably be fine if they take some medicine on top of the training. natsu and gajeel are jealous. sting and rogue, on the other hand, will always be wobbly and nauseous and its really better if they just lay down.

[eternalera]

we need to talk about mel because out of pretty much everyone in arcane ive been seeing the most drama with her and just... god is it all so fucking stupid. so for the next few paragraphs im gonna be talking about haters of mel, 'defenders' of mel, jayvik, meljayce, and just... everything going on with that because god is it a lot and god is so much of it bullshit and just plain old toxicity. so yeah...

dang still here? alright lets begin.

so first off we're starting with with the haters and defenders of mel and honestly this is some of that dumbest fandom shit ive seen in a while? why? alright let's bring up some argument stuff that ive (and youve most likely) seen before. one of which being that her haters define her as 'problematic' and a villain which is not true well at least not more true than jinx being a villain. jinx is a worse character than mel but people hate on her because 'oh shes supposed to be portrayed as good!' when this was never the case.

in s1 mel was portrayed to be a politician and from what ive gathered she was meant to represent the upper class of piltover and the council members in general (with the exception being heimindinger). she was supposed to be a corrupt and morally ambiguous character just like what? politics, politics are not black or white all of the time. mel strived for her own goals and used people to get there. do you have to like her for this? no. you dont. in fact when i first watched s1 i hated this about her and her relationship with jayce gave me the ick (i did not ship jayvik at all during this time). but we'll get more into that later

now the 'defenders' of mel. where to begin? well first off if you dont like her you get called misogynistic, if you ship jayvik well then youre writing her out and therefore are misogynistic, if you criticize mel for any of her actions guess what you are? yeah misogynistic. they really like throwing that term around for no other reason than mel being a woman. what if she was a guy? would there be a problem with it? and what if people are still doing what they are with mel being a guy? is it still problematic? the answer is most likely no. also the problem with calling people misogynistic is that youre not attacking their argument but them as a person.

thats like if you said '1+1=2' and i went 'no youre stupid' or if i said 'the earth is round' and you told me that i was a conspiracy theorist. youre not attacking the argument but the person themselves. youve done nothing to disprove their argument, sure you called them a mean name but whats that going to do? people hardly ever even argue why thats the case and why its wrong, but they throw around the world mindlessly. i would be fine if people were saying that their argument was misogynistic and therefore they would be misogynistic for supporting it but even then just leave it.

not to mention that mel was written to be morally ambiguous in a sense (in s1 and in s2 she gets better but still is... eh on morals imo) and if you bring this up these 'defenders' will go rabid over you. calling you names and saying how youre 'part of the problem' and that you cant handle a strong female character and this is just by you criticizing them keep in mind. maybe you dont agree with their actions but that doesnt matter to them and its horrendous.

now moving onto jayvik and... yeah it has its issues, i will NOT lie and say that there isnt an unreasonable dislike for mel in certain parts of the community because believe me there is and its almost always uncalled for and their reason is lacking to say the least, once again mel is a complicated character and to put her in a box and say that she's the big bad is entirely and fully unreasonable. ive seen large parts of the fandom also hating on mel just because she 'gets in the way' of jayvik and i guess that this is true but also people do forget something really important

THIS IS ALL FANDOM

SHIP WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT CANON OR NOT ITS NOT MEANT FOR THE CREATORS BUT THE CONSUMERS AKA FANS

whether or not she 'gets in the way' of jayvik in canon (which she really does not as she encourages jayce to spend more time with viktor and viktor and jayce still have a bunch of meaningful scenes together DESPITE her) doesn't matter one bit. your fanon does not need to be canon in order for you to enjoy it. and tons of people tend to gloss past that because they just have to have things their way and then they throw a pissy fit over it. HOWEVER this is not the only drama with jayvik, once again if you ship this rabid mel enjoyers will say how youre misogynistic which... yeah it fucking sucks.

tbh everything with mel has got to be some of the most toxic shit ive ever seen in my life (not worse than mha and ochako but hopefully as a fandom we never get there). because mel enjoyers if they dont ship jayvik tend to ship meljay or jaymel or- whatever its called and since its canon to some extent (they did kinda break up) they will use that as a way to discourage jayvik shippers and once again call them names that do not make any sense to the argument that they are giving as they are just spewing out random ass insults to people who disagree with them

good job internet. proud of ya

NOW MELJAY AND OH BOY DO I HAVE SOME WORDS-

... yeah it was meant to be a morally grey thing. sorry to everyone who looked at it and was like 'omg they care for each other so cute!!!' mel manipulating jayce into a relationship to take advantage of him and get what she wanted is meant to be a bad thing and you wanna know why? CAUSE SHES A COMPLICATED CHARACTER. if i had to place her on the alignment chart id say that shes most likely lawful neutral and on a good day lawful good.

now if you still cant see the problem with mel and jayces relationship lemme do smth called the good 'ol gender swap

theres a smart girl inventing stuff and trying to change the world, a man comes along and supports her endeavor fully, throughout the way makes heavy advances towards her in order to trap her and get her to do what he wants. this happens and in order to trap her even further puts her in a position of power which she knows nothing about and therefore relying more and more on him and his knowledge. advances are made and they fuck but to him she is just an investment. of course as the relationship carries on he might start caring more and more about her but the manipulation never truly leaves

see what makes it so bad? me and my friends talked about this for hours thinking about it and finding out what made us not like the ship in s1 (keep in mind we did NOT ship jayvik only started after their divorce). we loved mel's characters, she's a strong woman a strong character with flaws and she's compelling. but she was never written to do morally good decisions 100% of the time and thats what makes arcane so good ignoring all of this is not understanding mels character or her actions

anyways thats all i have to say. if you disagree or have any other news feel free to share lol and thanks for listening to my rambles <3

[frostyclove]

spoilers ep 5

im still working on the rest of the episode but heres my preliminary takes on the teen van/tai scene in the first third. basically no proofreading ; mostly just vibes ; real analysis will come later expanding on all of this.

Van I love you thank you for taking care of tai during this. Normally I must read fanfiction for this part <3

Tais trying so hard. Shes got it too. Shes a good shot, it’s easy at that range but her form is good and shes steady. But she just cant quite get herself to do it. Tai is entirely fine with the hypothetical or the in theory portion of everything theyre doing in the wilderness - but really struggles with the reality. it was at this moment I said ‘when her cortisol gets high enough other tai will take over just let her gets stressed about it and she’ll be fine’ so when van said it too?? Van you’ve just gone up in my estimations luv you pls keep taking care of tai <33 

‘Whatever its a stupid tree its not our coach’ anyways other tai is symbolic of the teams cognitive dissonance and if you ever see me theorizing about the camp not being how they are seeing it I only ever mean it in a ‘theyre so deep in cognitive dissonance they aren’t seeing things for what they really are and are making them a bit better’ and not a theyre hallucinating way. Very similar to how other tai just takes over and takes care of tai when tai cant handle things. (Which is also why friend tai is no longer in state senate - OTHER TAI WAS THE ONE RUNNING please pay attention to tai tawny makes it so obvious and y’all just miss shit sometimes with her and I really do have to resist making the accusation but like y’all are doing the thing!!!!) and ways I digress ill press play again I could and would like to at some point write a dissertation on tai shes going in the Clara Oswald pile. 

“Us no me” UGH I love tai. Tai is the one that has to do it. No matter what. Van just has to watch her. But , at the same time, van has to deal with tai, help tai. Van is making it about themself but is also realistically the only thing keeping tai functional through it all. Its all very interesting character dynamics that is too long to type out fully for this im putting a pin in it to come back to later ~~~~~~~

What If I miss into then he’ll really want to die into what Shaunahat did…. Yeah… foreshadowing to the max there. BUT its not on tai so thats nice thanks Shauna 

“You’re not gonna miss’ and she didn’t <33 (honestly thought travis died at the end of the ep there I was so taken aback)

“He tried to murder us in our sleep tai” but I swear van looks unsure. Van doesnt even seem to believe van. As discussed in the tawny scene; I think van knows other tai too well. and is questioning it here as well. Which is why van follows up with ‘you still think hes guilty right?’ - the whole bit isnt out of the blue - van is now worried it was tai, and so is gently interrogating to make sure tai doesnt just happen to remember doing it. As long as neither of them know, pretending it wasn’t tai is very easy. But it doesnt shake the worry, not entirely. 

Before I press play again. Omg I love taissa. 

I just love this scene. Feels like the thesis of the season tbh. 

Van palmer you genius you. Yes lets teach tai how to summon other tai that cant go wrong at all nope not at all ( I would have done the exact same thing im just worried the consequences are well ; biscuit ) 

Now also though - why isnt tai sleepwalking ? Because they aren’t in danger anymore. Nat is leading them well, they are safe. As we shift into Shauna leading, I expect we will see other tai more. Just a higher stress environment when miss angry bubble is in charge (not slander just facts)

Also I love how hesitant tai was about it - also it gets s okay and cute omg I love wlw ; ‘yeah’ oh van you are so whipped I love it (me too) 

Y’all still ofc tai is the bottom and van is the top ; tai likes to feel safe - therefore tai likes control - therefore tai likes to be around all of that - but tai is also a little sweetie who , once again, likes to feel safe. And van makes her feel safe. Safe enough to not be in control. To not be the one with the power. To be the bottom. this isnt even sub plot this is just tais personality.

Interesting that other tai also uses she/her pronouns think this is the first time we have confirmation on what other this pronouns are just taking note to remember. 

Love that the order of operations is 1) listen to trees 2) fuck 3) kill a bunny. These two 

<333 love them 

Its so funny tai even tried to take control but vans like no let me take care of you shush 

Tai is so fucking funny I would have done the same babes. Mildly disappointed van took so long to realize it was a joke but its because van wanted it to work so I can let it slide 

The little hair fix omg I love them so much cutest couple 

Oh my poor tai you handled this part so well 

Poor bunny though 

Thought tai was gonna fuck up killing the bunny with how they held the shot ngl 

The wilderness seemed to like the bunny moment but it didn’t work to get other tai - thinking its two entirely separate situational things. 

Then it cuts to Lottie still teaching the breathing ooh editing team I see you 

[tossball-stick]

everyones freaking out over the brothers thing, but they state that they arent actually related, and the term brother for men youre unrelated to has a long homoerotic history. especially during the victorian period, of which piltover is inspired by. you guys dont need canon reasons to ship things, you can ignore canon thats fine to do. regardless, here is another reason you all can ship the yaoi brothers guilt free: they arent actually brothers, therefor you can ship them.

like seriously guys please for the love of god stop acting like you arent allowed to think differently than the show creators and game writers. there is so much LoL lore that im rewriting for myself because it doesnt matter. you can do whatever you want forever, and also riot doesnt care about the games lore whatsoever. even if there are people working on it with love, riot is just forcing another fucking rewrite of all of it. so who cares

this isnt even to mention the fact that the show itself loves to compare and contrast familial and romantic love; the show loves paralleling vi and jinx (familial) to vander and silco (romantic; also!! they call each other brothers!!!! the show itself uses brother as a homoerotic term of endearment!!! you can too), as well as making vi's two choices be between family and romance, with jinx jealous of caitlynn 'replacing' her. again, we are seeing the emphasis of how familial and romantic love are intertwined with each other. like, ultimately this should be its own post, but im trying to make my point here:

jayvik is purposefully vague about its status om whether its romantic or familial love. you can interpret it however you like, thats no sin. what IS the sin is that riot games (allegedly) has a history of doing this with their characters. there are many more instances of LoL characters that are clearly intended to have gay vibes with others of the same gender, but they cant just outright confirm that. fucking. udyr and lee sin come to mind as blatant examples of this, they have extremely gay vibes and lore and dialogue (they even love to be nebulously fused like jayvik), but have no actual word on their relationship. they could genuinely just be really good bros, or they could be gay! its up to you.

in conclusion, if youre letting this stop you from shipping fictional characters: stop it! get some help! have some creativity of your own and make things up that may seem out of character. thats the point of fandom- have fun with it. if youre scared about something not being canon, i have something i regret to tell you: none of your interpretations of either of these characters is anything close to canon!! nobodys is!! theyre our interpretations, so do whats most fun!!

[its-no-biggie]

Have you ever read the rvb fanfic Mind Over Matter?

lmao anon your timing is great, genuinely. im assuming youre here from my recent washilon post, and if you check the replies youll see that i hadnt read it when i posted that. but i have since read it! i actually finished it last night and. wow.

really really really great fic. literally everything i couldve ever asked for - the way the wash/epsilon interactions are written is SO FUCKING GOOD. the humor, the tension, the awkward tiptoeing around their baggage, the forced vulnerability of sharing a brain. and all while theyre constantly fighting for their lives????? oh my god. fic of all time. i cant believe i hadnt read it until now. ough and that ending.......

okay. spoilers ahead cause i really need to talk about this ending

i cannot stop thinking about it. because its like. heres what we know

epsilon is an old ai who is implied to be failing the same way he is in canon

hargrove believes that integrating with a human mind can fix an old/failing ai

wash experienced some adverse effects from accomplishing inhuman feats while integrated, but even though they were both flying blind and in a recklessly dangerous situation, epsilon was very careful to take care of wash and he came out of it almost entirely fine (well. barring the injuries he got from external circumstances)

even the most extreme degree of integration between these two is reversible

therefore the main part of hargroves plan that poses a real danger to wash is epsilon being removed while theyre fused

the problem epsilon has in canon is that hes unable to do all the tasks carolina asks of him at once. as he integrates further into washs mind he is physically unable to push himself to that level of multitasking because washs brain couldnt handle it, but if anything they perform better in combat than epsilon and carolina

epsilon demonstrates an overabundance of caution when it comes to his capacity to hurt people (especially wash)

so like. is there really any reason they couldnt have done this again? what if hargrove was right about fusing improving epsilons function? even wash seemed hesitantly open to the idea of trying again, even while he was still in the hospital recovering from this whole ordeal.

just hear me out here. alternate ending where, instead of epsilon destroying himself to power the suit, wash is there for the big final showdown (or epsilon is wherever wash is) and he convinces epsilon to get in his head again. integrate on purpose this time. he knows the risks and it still scares him but he trusts epsilon, even if epsilon doesnt trust himself. and it works and epsilon doesnt get destroyed and he chooses to stay in washs head because he wants to stay he can no longer deny that trying to power linas armour is not sustainable. and they live happily ever after.......

this is 100% cope btw - the actual ending was fucking fantastic, this is just the happy ending im writing in my brain because im sad about it. i almost certainly would not still be thinking so much about this fic if it had actually ended that way. but the fact that its so within reach...... what if it couldve worked....... augh. head in hands

[naturenaruto]

nobut literaly i love a forced???

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

transed??????????? jiang cheng like hear me out lmao

-his parents only married bc forced obviously so they needed a Reward from the marriage to reinforce that they did the right thing what they had to blahblah

-what is this Reward oh right a child ofc

-so they first have yanli and ofc yzy is trying sthhoo hard to reasurre that they needed one of these too and that shell make a good bargaining chip in he future just gotta give it 10-16 years hehheh..

-then jfm is like k fine ill deal BUT we had better have a baby with a PENIS next OR ELSE

-BAD NEWS! they dont get a baby with a penis

-cue yzy scrambling to come up with a way to justify a girls existence (So Difficult) bc they already have the one (1) they didnt need TWO babies w vaginas goodness no so after evaluating her state and determining that no more will come out of her own vagvag she then comes up with a brilliant plan that will get everyone what they want: trans their infant

-so they decide that since they havent declared any name or whatever Theres Still Time so they just....start telling everyone they had a son (wiiiith a penis™️) and they had already told yanli she had a little sister but oops haha kids just tend to mishear misremeber things haha nope defintly a little b r o t h e r *yzy glare* yanli: haha o yes my younger BROther haha yes can i go now

-crisis averted

-so then they just decide to raise her ahem him as a son therefore heir Everythings Fine and besides yzy: oh it just doesnt even matter i mean girls can become *just* as good cultivators as boys cough im sure with myyyy training (and genes) he'll be the best in the sect anyways not like a u know what makes any difference amirite jfm: 😒 uhyeah sure honey whatever u say😓

-so anyways jc is raised as a boy and yanli does in fact know but defers to her mother at first and then jc and so

-GREAT NEWS! jc is Perfectly Fine being a boy™️! no worries here haha

-but as it turns out even when it looks like boy and walks like a boy and talks like a boy and fights like a boy if it doesnt have that penis™️

-well

-so this is why i [hc] that jfm resents and dislikes and invalidates jc because he doesnt......see him as his actual son

-like thats why hes always secondguessing and calling him out and pointing things out and commenting on him like......he doesnt do those things to yanli bc theres. o point yanli does whats required of her and also she doesnt Really Matter but jc unfortunaltely does matter and jfm resents that a vagina could be an heir and yzy knows it and knows her husband never respected her even though shes canonically lauded as a cultivator....and knows that the only reason he validated™️ csr is bc he was fluffing her up bc he wanted to marry her....not bc he wanted a cultivation partner but bc he wanted a Wife™️

-well yzy is no mans Wife™️ so she does her Absolute Best to ensure that jc is qualified (and he is!!!!!)

-except enter wwx and all that scheming goes out the window bc now jfm has found not only an actual (re: had penis) son but csr'ssss son and he now plots to put him in front of jc even going so far as to imply that they could somehow untrans him by ~revealing~~ that oopsies he was Actually A Girl the entire time hehe but now she'lllll be married to the successor Mr. Wei so its k now

-!!!!!!

-yzy: *~~~zidian~~~* -jfm: *muffled broken screams of a man being beaten by a woman* -so blah blah blah ppl dying etc blah

-after everyones dead and wwxs gone.....jc just......was never really asked by anyone not even yanli if he was ok with any of this he just kinda said well i still have long hair the clothes are more comfortable i still wanna cultivate does it matter whats in my pants???? its all baggy anyways whos business is it! *classic jc glare* -so besides the (now very dead) wen no one knows or at the very least they pretend like they dont so its realy never an issue

-jc feels fine it doesnt feel forced the only problem was that he knows it was never meant for him and that no matter how good he got........someone with a penis was always going to be better

[incorrect-losers]

You said Bevchie isn’t harmful, but it seriously is. Unless you were talking about 1990 bevchie I understand, but if you were talking about 2017/19 Bevchie you should reconsider it being a “not harmful” ship. Richie Tozier is a GAY man, not bisexual. He’s ashamed of his sexuality because he DOESNT like girls, not because he likes boys as well as girls. You’re putting a gay man in a straight relationship therefore erasing representation that matters to the fans in this community. Imagine if you were to ship Deena with Simon in fear street, or Ian and Mandy in shameless. That’s the same exact thing. Like I said before, if its 1990 Bevchie it’s fine, but you shouldn’t ship 17/19 bevchie because it’s downright disgusting and quite frankly homophobic. So once again, please reconsider posting about 2017/19 bevchie. This is not supposed to be hate in any way, I’m just trying to inform you about the seriousness doing this, even if it’s just “fictional”

I really like all your incorrect quotes about the losers tho, they never fail to put a smile on my face. Keep it up dude!

Oh yeah for sure, as someone who is queer I in no way want to erase gay representation and was that in no way my intention.

I am usually referring to the 1990 It miniseries considering it’s my favorite form of It media. I realize I did tag that post as It chapter 2, sorry about that, those tags go on virtually all of my posts so they reach the it fandom. My bad.

All of my ships including Richie from the 2016/2017 movies are mlm (majority stozier if I’m completely honest lol).

Sorry for the misunderstanding, thank you for helping me inform about the anti gay eraser

[thel0llip0p]

London Special Thoughts...

ok so it's confirmed that gabriel wanting to be seen as a hero is NOT part of the magical wish, it was part of his dying will.

therefore, i dont fucking see why marinette couldnt tell adrien the truth?

originally i thought, if marinette doesnt listen, something really bad will happen because it is bound by magic. so i let it slide at first, but now i changed my mind.

SHE WILLINGLY CHOSE TO WHITE LIE. and nathalie also questioned it !!

this show has shown us multiple times how damaging lies are, especially with s4 ep 1 *cough*. it sabotaged her relationship with luka!! it could very definitely do the same with adrien.

it also strained her relationship with chat noir in season 4 ! at the end she establishes that she wouldn't lie or hide things from him anymore. well thats out the window now !

adrien has expressed multiple times that he can handle the truth !!! he doesn't need to be coddled or protected.

I wouldve thought she understood the importance of being transparent by now !

I mean yes it is VERY HEAVY TRUTH to reveal but all she had to do was drop the bomb and that's it.

NOW she has to deal with burden of this lie !!! AND i feel that adrien / chat noir will find out the truth sooner or later and THEN WHAT?

she could lie to the public thats fine. (since adrien is gonna inherit the brand probably, i wouldnt want him to take a big hit to his reputation or financially- but i digress)

based on what bunnyx last said, if the lie was a mistake, it doesn't matter because ultimately, what matters is how marinette owns up to it and handles the situation.

i hope when the time comes, marinette will truly be honest and i do expect adrien to be very upset abt having things hidden from him. i just worry about the impact of him finding out that MULTIPLE people are hiding the truth from him. and for what?

this is just another drama subplot for season 6 i guess

[tordistic]

Show me your eddsworld lgbt headcanons(All characters) (Sorry for ask if you tired or something)

im gonna answer based of everyone i can remember rn

i was gonna answer w doodles but id rather ramble idk- and its fine plz ask me thangs 👁️👁️

edd is bi aroace cuz i like him and therefore he is just like me (fr). and im sorry but i see him and i picture my irls who are all cis man T_T thats the most cis man who ever cis-ed man

tom is trans ???-to-male. the- whatever he is doesnt exactly fit into the "binarism" of human sex. and when he was conscious enough of his own existence, he realized he felt more comfortable existing as a guy, and became a guy. I said so before, but he's been out so long he forgets about it lol. besides that, hes bisexual and objectum 💥💥💥 (that last part is probably canonical)

matt- i hauve no idea whats going on gender wise. either the most idiotic man when talking about identity and masculinity or transfem/transneutral in denial. bi or pan, the label does not matter, he would rather date ANYONE who is remotely interested

tord is in severe denial. he thinks everyone feels like masculinity is a burden, a curse, that everyone looks at girls not knowing if they want to be with them or be them. and no, he does not find men attractive and definitely would not make out with some guy given the chance.

(someone give her cat ears before she kills again)

hm.

id picture the neighbours in a really. REALLY toxic polycule. all of em gay + cis.

in "canon" (the comics) Edu dated Laurel at some point, and either they broke up or stopped cuz of moviemakers events. but I THINK it would be FUNKY if they broke off cuz Edu is gay and Laurel is transfem. we already know she has blue hair, therefore she has pronouns

both pilots are mlm and t4t and hate eachother. but theyre married. but also divorced. but also

the EVIL director is EVIL bisexual. larry is EVIL gay. they arent dating nor interested like that on the other

if i forgor anyone (which i did) uhhhhh theyre unlabeled lol

[toomuchgas10]

it felt like a chunk of me was ripped off and brutalized by the public ever since middle school.

like i felt it.

and you were all wrong. in the wrong. when all i wanted was a chance to speak.

and i had decent and interesting things to say.

i think i covered topics that were important. i think i could have made people laugh. "popular" there are no rules for popular. its all chaos. i accept that now.

but im not the monster you choose to see me ass.

yes i had my meltdowns. but you have no idea of what i was going through. some reactions are the normal reactions especially for a teenage boy in the conditions i was in.

you could just tell how it fixed or changed the fate.

i had no idea what was going on. but now i see it. you can just feel it and know.

and it makes no sense that things were like that.

the audacity that you have a say so.

i adjusted my behavior. infact i adjusted alot of it on my own.

these murder shots changes of fate whats the point. there was enough room for recovery my family did not have to iron man claw lew lew mode me.

my aunts judgement was wrong. that that young boy over there deserve everything that i dont automatically because he's pretty therefore hes royalty. so everything i ask for work for he gets automatically. wow. thats cheap. throwing me under the bus liek that.

whats the point of working hard or practicing skill if people are going to be racing against me. ill always be over whelmed and over powered.

now hes acting like a victim? i completely forgot about him.

and jordan peterson actually crying that im trying to take money from him?

and this prety gal nows shes a christian victim?

if i had the meme i could have proved it easier. mike and ryan wouldn't have taken all that from us.

now they trying to twist things around that were trying to destiny swap them?

its always the reverse shoven..

i can barely tell whats going on out there.

making it very hard to stand up fore myself.

excuse me. MY ideas! why dont i get to participate in them? or even profit from them not even a little bit?

are we all seriously agreeing there is zero value in my input? you wouldn't even done it in the first place if i had said anything. zero purpose.

you are robots. everything is compellty arbitrary to you. everything is just money to you. you'll never see a relic just dollar signs.

i understand knowledge and intelligence isnt valued in society just money. this is YOUR WAR.

this other gay shit. not my war.

there is something wrong with telling me no i can have hot girlfriend no you have to accept the first person that offers themselves to me is...bs.

you made me feel guilty about kayla to find out she was alive and well.

i actually was gonna preserve myself for actually genuine bonding with someone. but you forced me to believe "oh that sort of thing doesn't really exist"

i admit i shouldn't have been overly casual about subject matters but lets be honest that was the conversation in the atmosphere and people pretending its not occurring when it was is bs.

so dont get all grossed out by it.

and that nerd stuff that trended oh so you did like that stuff huh?

all capitalized as content. you just didn't like it if I used it to climb the social ladder huh? so it wasn't about the nerd stuff its me huh?

whats cool whats not cool. whats a social drain whats....idk not. ive turned into a unlikable person. fine. as a reaction to cheap moves in the chaos. ive returned better and improved fast and on my own. but it doesnt matter. whose standards are these?

woman? so its the woman that are nazis huh?

[tartaruscheezits]

"anti [insert ship]" "pro [insert ship]" get a JOB 💔 (yap fest under the cut)

maybe its bc im newgen to fandom, but the ship wars in the naruto fandom seem wayyyy worse than in others. like it doesnt matter what you ship, if it's not a super duper rarepair that nobody knows about and therefore can't hate on (like shikamaru x kiba hahaha. ship shikakiba please i cant be the only one anymore 😭), it's getting blasted. when im simply trying to watch a irukashi edit or comment on some sasusaku art, there will ALWAYS be a mf in the comment section tb some "no" or "[insert ship] better". like??? who said that was warranted right now???

i'm all for being a hater, and my issue isn't really with that part. if you don't like something, that's fine and you can hold that opinion, attack the ship itself (in your own space) all you want. my issue is when they start acting like they're smarter/better/understand the story more than other real life thinking breathing people do for not liking a SHIP. they'll talk about x shippers like they're stupid for liking the thing they hate and its like. buddy that doesn't make you more media literate than me, it just means that we have different tastes in anime ships, and that's fine!

tl;dr the naruto fandom is a cesspit when it comes to shipping. the current hetalia fandom is better. THE HETALIA FANDOM. 😭

[derpoprime]

— Scrunkly Week Day 2

prompt(s): scalding heat in repair

which isn't about literal heat, but i'm here to do an angry scrunkles Tsubaki Aoyagi & Kunikida Doppo (BSD) double feature! get excited. if i could make that text float around, i would.

here's headcanons for what their teammates would do in the event their temper gets out of control. and if there is already a canon for one of these dynamics, i will then go on to make some absurd shit up.

Tsubaki with

– Aoi Miyake: she has to do nothing. she exists near tsubaki visibly and tsubaki calms down. this is canon, i'm pretty sure. therefore, my absurd headcanon is that aoi will then proceed to mimic the calming sounds of the ocean with her mouth and fail spectacularly, diffusing the situation tenfold.

– Hiiro Yano: she listens to tsubaki rant for however long she needs before suggesting that, though her feelings are valid, maybe they need to take their minds off the matter for a minute. cue some tea and mayhapes cake over advice on how to tackle the issue. all is well.

– Nagisa Tsukimiyama: she gets so shocked and speechless. if tsubaki is going real out on it, she will use her body to make a Wall of Calm so that tsubaki doesnt end up hitting anyone or destroying anything. all she can do is keep going with that strategy until things die out.

Kunikida with

– Osamu Dazai: canonically, dazai would annoy him and piss him off even more while acting like he's trying to help. so my insane headcanon is that, if really need be, dazai will hug him, pick him up, and drag him to another room to relax. wherein he will then get beat up by kunikida most of the way to death. he is no longer angry. all is well.

– Atsushi Nakajima: run. flee the scene. there's nothing he can do now. all bets are off.

– Ranpo Edogawa: talk logic to him, "being that angry won't help us right now" and all that, which would work perfectly fine. they then attempt to come up with a solution together. yipe!

– Akiko Yosano: canonically, she has once been so drunk as to have dragged him, angry, to drink with her. so my bullshit headcanon is that, if he goes too far, she will threaten his life. which might not work, seeing as kunikida values his ideals more than life, so she will then move on to threatening to change the entire structure of the world so that his ideals become impossible to achieve. he becomes so confused that he forgets his anger for a moment. all is well.