#it was just black and i was like: why??? it works for the male avatars. and then when i clicked on the ''show as adult'' option

[aria0fgold]

I got curious at how small I am when placed next to Alec and...

I DON'T EVEN REACH HIS SHOULDER--

[marvelmaniac715]

The Lords in Black and Webby as content creators (they’re still siblings and they perhaps all lived in one Content House):

Wiggly:

Wiggly is your standard Big YouTuber - think Pewdiepie or MrBeast without the philanthropy. He’s gotten into feuds with EVERYONE and is highly controversial, his fans are mostly Dude Bros who excuse his actions because “Wiggly’s based, dude”. Nobody can quite figure out how he got so popular but any attempts to get his accounts deleted were stopped in their tracks by his loyal fans. He plays a lot of video games.

Pokey:

He’s a cover artist who has a Rachel Berry sized ego. He thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread, and is actually better than that because bread can’t sing. He’s been booked as the opening act for a few bands so that inflated his god complex, but really he’s semi-average at best, the guy with a guitar at a party who’ll say “Anyway, here’s Wonder Wall”. He doesn’t have as many fans because although he’s proud of his voice he doesn’t like being seen, so he always has an avatar on screen to sing through (see what I did there?) alas, he is quite the elusive figure and he’s only ‘famous’ because of his family.

Tinky:

He’s the wacky, zany challenge guy who tries to break world records or play pranks on his siblings, he’s done at least twenty “Calling _blank_ at 3 am” videos and a lot of them are centred around FNAF. He also posts conspiracy theories and has been cancelled numerous times for stalking smaller YouTubers such as the Alpha Male influencer Ted Spankoffski. He’s rarely featured in his family’s videos for many reasons.

Blinky:

Blinky is a commentary YouTuber who reacts to various movies and tv shows. He’s famous in his own right because he picks up on small details in what he watches and is scarily good at figuring out where the plot is going - his viewers have an ongoing challenge amongst themselves to try and make him watch something that he can’t work out the ending of, but they haven’t been successful yet. Overall Blinky is pretty chill, he doesn’t get into controversies and he’s decent enough to anyone he interacts with - he’s genuinely nice to his fans and is a bit confused as to why his videos blew up.

Nibbly:

A Mukbang YouTuber as well as a chef and beauty influencer (on the side). He is just the sweetest ray of sunshine, with his signature bright smile and sign-off of “Remember, friends, spread kindness throughout the world, because we deserve more smiles!” He’s overlooked by his brothers when it comes to making content but he doesn’t mind; people are drawn to his enthusiasm and he’s one of the most popular brothers alongside Blinky because of the chill vibes he emanates - he’s the only one who’ll collaborate with Webby.

Webby:

Webby was kicked out of the Content House in disgrace when she spoke out against Wiggly’s cruel behaviour. She mostly dances but she also does song covers and fashion videos - a lot of her fans see her as an older sister because her videos are very informal, like you’re talking to your best friend over the phone. She also raises awareness for social issues and has launched several successful fundraising campaigns to help as many people as possible. Some people call her the Guardian Angel of YouTube.

[loakstahni]

Sluttly little waist~

MDNI🔞 READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! DONT LIKE? DONT READ!!

A/N- I was bored as hell- and kept thinking about quaritch being vary vocal during sex and stuff, plus i keep seeing fics based around it so wanted to give a go at it!!

Recom!miles quaritch x avatar!fem reader

Smut without plot, unprotected sex, creampie, rough sex, female and male orgasm, quaritch getting whiny, slight overstemulated quaritch, dryhumping, tsaheylu.

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Info:

You and quaritch had been sneaking around for a few months now, well.. More like a whole year, it started when quaritch got his frist rut after becoming a na'vi and he instantly went to find you. He had always been drawn to you as human, but then he met paz, had miles Jr, and then died.

Now he didn't have anything except his squad, he didn't want to be with walker, or z-dog, Yes they were nice and stuff but he didn't, just didn't feel drawn to them.

You were on the head of the avatar program, still working to get to understand Pandora and the na'vi better. You had so much experience as a na'vi, so much more then miles. And thats why he went to you first.

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It was late, and yet you were wide awake, miles laided out over your bed. His tail curled tightly around yours, "can you out the book down and cuddle me already?" He grumbles, yellow eyes glaring up at you. You giggle softly, your ears twitching. You'd often stay in your avatar body for days before returning to your human one, you we thinking of having a Consciousness transfer done but still didn't know yet.

"Let me finish this chapter first, ok kitty?" You giggle softly, gently ruffling his short, shaved black hair. "Don't call me fuckin' kitty." Miles grumbles, slightly leaning his head up to chase after your touch before you pull your hand away. "Ok ok, i won't call you kitty anymore." You laugh softly, leaning back agaisnt your headboard and you bury your nose back into the book you were reading.

Quaritch sighs softly, turning his head and looking at your candle that smelled like fresh rain and musk. His nose twitches slightly at the scent, he secretly loved it but never told you. "Ok, fuck the book, im done waiting." He grumbles, grabbing you by the ankles and dragging you down until your flat on your back, he slaps the book from your hold and pushes it off the bed, surely losing the page you were reading.

"Hey! That was uncalled for-" miles cuts your bitching off with a rough kiss, he grips at your hips, tugging yours upwards towards his with a hungry growl. "Zip it." He growls after breaking the kiss, he slips a hand up the hem of your sweater, pulling it over your head and throwing it somewhere off your bed. "Hm.. There my girls are.." He hums softly, leaning down, nuzzling his face into your breasts through your sports bra. "Fuckin' love these things.." Miles grumbles, a rough and deep purr rumbling deep in his throat.

"You always say that." You giggle softly, your ears drooping submivssely and your face flushing a deep purple. "Because they are perfect.." He mumbles, gently unhooking your bra from your shoulders and slowly pulling it off with a deep groan. "Yeah.. There they are.." He instantly starts kneading at your breasts with his rough, warm hands. Your breath hitches and your arch your back up into him. He kneads at your breasts for a few more moments before sitting up, pulling his tank top off and throwing it aside before working his belt off.

"Miss me that much?" You tease with a giggle, lifting your hips off your bed as you pull your sweats down, tossing them off the bed. "You never learn to shut your mouth?" He growls, his ears flat to his skull making you shiver a bit. Quaritch throws his belt off your bed and his cammies follow soon after. "Thought you loved when i don't shut up." You giggle, wrapping your legs around his sluttly little waist and pulling him down towards you again.

"For God's sake, zip it." He chuckles roughly, placing a hand by your head so he could hover over you. He pushes his hips flush against yours, shoving his cloth covered bulge agaisnt your covered heat. "Mhm.." You groan softly, letting your head drop back agaisnt your pillows. Quaritch rolls his hips forward, grinding his cock agaisnt your clothed clit with a deep growl.

"Mhp! S-stop teasing please.." You whine softly, your eyes looking up to his. "You started it." He growls, pulling you kuru braid over your chest before reaching back and pulling his over his shoulder. "Miles, wait! You don't know what your doing-" he glares down at you, yellow eyes piercing right through your soul. "Don't test me, I know exactly what im doing." He carefully brings his kuru down to yours, watching as your pink little tendrils search for his before they intagle together, glowing a light pink.

His head drops down to your shoulder and he grips your hip with his free hand, his pupils dilating as his mind of flooded with you, and your mind is flooded with him. "M-miles.." You whine softly, gently grabbing at his arm. "Yeah.. I gotcha.." He mumbles, his tail curling around your thigh. He sits up, quickly pulling your underwear down your thighs and leaving them to hang on one of your ankles. Miles stares down at your slick folds, his ears swiveled forward in awe. He's never seen you this wet, and he's fucked you enough to know so.

"Goddamn, babygirl.." He mumbles, leaning down closer to your cunt. Quaritch presses his nose into the top of your pelvic bone, letting out a deep groan before lifting himself back up. You look up at him, your ears drooped and face flushed. "What..?" You ask shyly, your tail thumping against your mattress. "Your soaked, like.. I've never seen you this worked up." He rasps, sitting up on his knees and pulling his boxers down to his ankles. He hovers back over you, pushing his hips forwards, making his hard cockhead ram into your clit.

"Miles!" You squeak, your hands grabbing at his sides. "Hm, my bad." He chuckles, angling his hips down a bit and pushing forwards again. The head of his cock catching against your entrance, he chuckles deeply, shoving his hips forwards, bury his length to the hilt in one quick movement. "Mhm! Easy please!" You whine out, your gummy walls hugging him tightly.

Miles groans softly, feeling just how overly sensitive you both were from making tsaheylu. "Yeah, sorry not happening tonight." Miles withdraws his hips, before thrusting forward again with a deep moan. He repeats this until he's found a good deep and rough pace. His head drops down into your your chest, his nose pressed in between your breasts as he thrusts in and out of your tight walls.

"Fuck! S-slow down.. Mhpf!" You sob, your hands grabbing at his back and shoulders, nails digging into his sweaty azure skin. "Can't- fuckin' can't." He growls, gripping your hips tightly. Quaritch's heavy, full balls slapping against the curve of your ass each time he slams home. He felt high, high off the feeling of being bonded with you, he felt if he didn't fuck you hard he would lose it.

His pace starts growing sloppy, thrusts growing shallow as his high started forming in his core. Your whines and moans grew louder and more drawn out, indicating you were too, almost there. Miles reaches a hand down, rubbing roughly against your clit making you sob. "C-cumming fuck!" You squeak, you walls clenching tightly around his length as you release your clear arousal all over his shaft.

Quaritch whines into your chest, stilling his hips for a moment. His knot starting to swell at the base of his cock, he desperately humps against you, gripping at your bruised hips. "Oh Fuck, fuck! Open up f'r me.. C'mon!" He growls, shoving his hips forwards once more, his thick knot popping into your tight heat making you screech weakly. He whines loudly into your chest, hips pumping desperately into your cunt as his length throbs roughly inside your walls as he unloads himself inside you.

"Damn.. Oh fuck.." You pant, gently cradling his head agasint your chest. Miles pants heavily, his body shivering as he lets himself collapse ontop of you. His knot tied into your gummy walls, insuring none of his seed go to waste.

Quaritch lifts his head from your chest, gently kissing your forehead then giving you a soft kiss. "I love you, Y/n.." He mumbles, letting his head flop back against your breasts. "I love you too, miles.." You whisper Horsley.

Now miles had more of a reason to be with you. You were his and he was yours, for life..

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[mokisano]

;; ꜰᴀɴꜰɪᴄ ʀᴜʟᴇꜱ

Hello! You can call me Sano, I'm Filipino and a man🔥 (Not sure why I had to include that but I just wanted to make things clear!)

I can speak a little (and when I mean little a micronized amount of) Japanese. I like flowers and my Dog!

Before I tell any of my rules I just want to say that Minors and Female identifying people cannot read most if not any my works due to them being mainly for men! They are not for you unless specified!! If I do find out a minor or someone who identifies as a female has been interacting with my posts I will have to block you because you have purposefully gone against my wishes, I wish I could say I am sorry but I am not. Like I said most of my works are for men and 18+ only!

But that does not mean I won't make works for fem and minors, It's only the works that have content for older readers and males that I am talking about!

I also want to make it clear that I want as much detail as possible if you are asking for requests! And if I simply do not understand or like what you are asking for I won't do it. (sorry!)

And a heads up for the people that will go crazy about the stuff that I am willing to write, I may write those things but it does not, and I repeat does not link to what I believe it right in real life! I am sorry for such a long intro and here are my dos and don'ts!

ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ:

Character x Reader

Smut

Fluff

Comfort

Angst (Light and Heavy)

Non-con/ Dub-con

m4m, f4m, m4f

Poly relationships

character!reader

Headcanons

One-shots

Platonic relationships

Songfics (obv)

Kidfics

AUs

Violence

ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ:

abuse (I can write it unless it is when the MC/reader is thinking about the past, it just won't be that detailed- obviously)

Yandere (I am just not good at it)

Character x Character

🎀 𝐹𝒶𝓃𝒹💍𝓂 🎀:

Demon slayer

CoD MW2

Devilman Crybaby

Black Butler

Yarichin Bitch Club

Obey me!

Record of Ragnarok

Beastars

Creepypasta

James Cameron’s AVATAR

ᴍ✿ʟɪꜱᴛ!

ʀᴇQᴜᴇꜱᴛꜱ!

[houndslayr]

Kinktober - Day 5

M.list | Rules | Navi. | Kinktober list

Gender: Male reader

Prompt: Aphrodisiacs

Character: Asmodeus

Warning(s): 18+ (duh), Soft Dom bottom Asmo, Sub top reader, riding, slight dacryphilia, scratching

Words: 1,440

A/N: Btw I changed the character from Childe to Asmo just because I felt like it would work more, I'll do Childe at one point but I didn't feel as though he fit the prompt. I probably will post each day on my own time so it might lead into November or I might drop some prompts. For day 6 I'm going to try to write in 3rd person pov to see what I like better cause normally I write in 2nd

Fem aligned, yaoi/fujoshi supporters, pro/comshippers, mlm fetishizers dni you will be blocked

You were in your room studying for an upcoming exam in a few days but some of the questions were giving you trouble. You wanted to ask Belphie or Satan for some help but everybody other than you, Asmo, and Levithan went out to eat at Hell's kitchen. You had wanted to go but decided to stay in your room so you could study, you knew Levi stayed because a new game of his recently came out, and as for Asmo you really didn't know why he stayed.

It had to have been a few hours since the others left when a certain champagne-haired colored demon burst through your door, loudly exclaiming that a new product he had bought just arrived. He wanted to test it on you before he tries it on himself, wanting to make sure it was safe and wouldn't hurt his oh-so-perfect skin.

"Sorry not right now Asmo, maybe another time." You shook your head, looking up at the avatar of lust for a second seeing a pout on his face. "Maybe you can ask Levi or any of the others when they get back?" Shrugging at him you went back to your work hoping he would leave so you could continue but maybe lady luck wasn't on your side because not even 30 seconds later he was throwing a tantrum.

He kept stomping his foot on the ground while tugging at your arm trying to get you up. "Please, please, please! (Y/n)! It will only take a minute!" You let him beg for a while until you finally get bored of him bugging you, with a sigh you get up out of your chair. "Fine, but it can't take too long."

The demon just smiles and drags you behind him to his room. He pushes you to sit on the edge of his bed as he goes into his bathroom to grab it. You awkwardly sit there for a bit while shuffling can be heard in the other room as Asmodeus grabs whatever it is.

Asmodeus soon struts back into the room carrying a fancy-looking black box in his hands, a huge smile on his face. Feeling slightly worried now, you probably should've asked him what the product is before you agreed. With a gulp, you decided to speak up to ask him what the product is.

"So, uh... what is the thing you wanted to show me?" Now he stands in front of you, opening the lid of the box to show face cream. Maybe? It looked like face cream but something was a little different about it. He grabs the bottle and tosses the small black box aside on the floor, he shoves the tube in your face showing it off.

"Okay? So a face cream for?" You push his hand back away from your confused face. Asmo takes a headband and slides it onto your head to keep your hair out of your face. He then pops the cap open and plops some of the pink cream on his index finger, using his knee to push yours open so he can slide in between them.

"Don't worry, it's safe! I only order the best products for of course the best." You roll your eyes before squeezing them shut as he spreads the cold cream on your face, a shiver rolling through you as he covers your face with it. He stops spreading the cream around, wiping the excess on your shirt with you letting out a 'hey!'

You hear him giggle a little, peaking open one eye you see him taking a picture of you. Pushing him away as he laughs louder, before taking a seat beside you. "How long are we supposed to leave this on for?" You asked as you lay back sprawled out on his comfy bed.

He looks at the bottle for directions, reading them out. "It says for 3-5 minutes then use a wet cloth to wipe it off" You nod relaxing, but you only got to relax for a bit as your face started to feel a hint of hotness that quickly spread across your body.

"H-hey Asmo?" You sit up as he lets out a little questioning hum. "Is the cream supposed to make me feel hot?" You query, the hotness getting worse. "I don't think so? Maybe it's me making you act up" Asmo playfully suggests but it doesn't make you laugh.

"I'm serious Asmo, I think we need to remove it." You try to keep your tone cool but your voice cracks halfway through. The demon quickly gets up from the bed with a worried look, he rushes into his bathroom and grabs a damp cloth.

You felt a tightness in your pants, and looking down you see that you were getting hard. 'Oh fuck oh fuck' You think as you grab one of his pillows quickly and place it on your lap, letting out a little moan as it rubs against your uncomfortably hard cock.

He hastily makes his way to you wiping off the face cream to reveal your flushed face. You accidentally let out a whine when his fingers brush over your cheek, you just wanted to die right then and there. It was getting so hot, your clothes felt itchy, and your pants felt too tight.

Looking up at him with teary eyes, you manage to whimper out something "Asmo, please!" You didn't even know what you were begging for, you just wanted relief, wanted your foggy mind cleared. Even if you didn't know what you were asking, it looked like Asmo knew what you needed.

He moves closer to you, and as soon as he was in arms reach you cling onto his shirt. "Take your clothes off, I am going to fetch something love" He says kissing your forehead before making his way back to his bathroom to grab some lube and a condom.

You throw the pillow over beside you, standing up to shuffle out of your clothes only leaving your boxers on. You lay back on the bed, sneaking a hand onto your clothed dick rubbing it, trying to get as much friction as you can.

Asmodeus comes back in with nothing on, as you hazily gaze at him you whine for him to hurry. He walks over to you, setting the stuff down by the pillow. "Honey, you need to take your boxers off." He softly says to you, as you hurriedly shuffle out of them, throwing the piece of fabric somewhere on his floor.

He climbs on top of you, his hands resting on your chest to steady him from your shivering form. "Shh, calm down baby" He whispers to you, his painted nails raking down your chest leaving red marks along your body. Your body felt like a flame was lit inside you, everything was so sensitive, and even a single touch felt like the touch of an ice-cold angel.

Small noises of pleasure continue to leave your mouth, your hands grip the demon's thighs. "Please Asmo, hurry" You sob out, eyes glassy from the tears in them. He doesn't acknowledge your plea, as he slowly takes his time exploring your body. His mouth latches onto one of your nipples, licking and nipping at it as his other hand reaches around to prep himself with the lube he grabbed.

By the time he is done prepping himself you are a moaning crying mess, cheeks tear-stricken as you sob for him to hurry. He reaches over and picks up the forgotten condom ripping it open with his teeth and sliding it onto your hardened cock. He rubs some lube onto it, slowly lifting himself up before slamming himself onto your dick.

You let out a wail, overcomed with so many emotions at once, your nails dig into his thighs as you hold back thrusting into him. Once he was ready to move he lifts himself up to your tip then sliding all the way back down.

"You can move," He says to you through a weak gasp, with the confirmation you need to start to thrust up into him. Both of your thighs are shaking, and his nails dig into your chest and stomach looking like a cat went feral on you. "Go faster baby" He gasps out as you start to speed up, grabbing his hips not letting him move.

You roll him over onto his back, his legs immediately wrapping around your hips. Your back getting the same treatment as your chest did from his nails, you could even feel some of the scratches drip tiny droplets of blood.

[Yall I suck at writing anything less than 1000 words but I'm just wondering would you rather read something that is less than 1000 words or more than 1000? Advice or feedback is appreciated 🙏]

[siconetribal]

Put It On My Tab: Chapter 3

Pairing: Jason Todd x Fem!reader

Tag: @vbecker10

Warning: Cursing

Summary:

Everyone deserves time off, and the vigilantes of Gotham are no exception to the rule. The boys decide to take a weekend to let loose. Who knew a few drinks would lead to a stranger in bed?

Author Note (updated 12/15/22):

I don't know how or why this got deleted, so I'm posting it again. Here are the links to the other parts for new readers:

Part 1 Part 2 Part 4

PLEASE READ WARNING ALWAYS.

Aside from the occasional whirring of the computer fan trying to cool down the tower and the creak of the computer chair every time Jason moved, the room was silent. Leaning back again, he let his head hang back and let out a loud groan, swiveling to one side until his monitor was just in sight. Still not on yet. He fussed with his hair, the pop of white in the front mixing with the black before falling back into its usual place. He was disgruntled and now growing impatient. “Another fifteen minutes, the hell is going on?” He muttered at the lack of message from “IAmBatman”.

Though he was not an avid gamer, he did dabble in the periodic pastime. When his brothers insisted he try online gaming, he did what any moody loner sibling did and ignored them. However, after enough pestering, he caved and gave it a shot. He lingered in the town/lobby area of the game, buying or creating items, until he felt prepared enough to look at the request board that he usually ignored. There were a bunch of different requests floating around, but he had no intention of randomly selecting one. He needed a good quest where he could contribute. He was not going to ride a bus, nor did he want to be the bus. It was a simple enough restriction…or so he thought.

Very quickly it became clear that at this hour only those who were very skilled or not skilled enough were around. A middle ranger like him was too good or not good enough. Not wanting to be a quitter, Jason stuck to his restrictions and scrolled through the board. He would exit the list and reread again, hoping a refresh would populate new ones. After the fourth refresh and seconds from him rage-quitting out of frustration, an interesting username caught his eye. There, in black ink, was “IAmBatman” requesting help. He could not help the loud snort that came from him as he accepted the task. He needed to see this avatar for himself. It had to be some buff male avatar all black or modded to look as close as possible to the black cowl wearing vigilante. What greeted him was an avatar that was outfitted to look like his vigilante alter: Red Hood.

Jason nearly choked on his water when he saw it. The player had a username calling himself Batman and was dressed up as Red Hood? This had to be some sort of prank. Grabbing his phone, he opened the group chat with the other bat-boys and demanded who was behind this. Anyone available was utterly confused and insisted they had no idea what he was asking about. Snapping a picture, he sent it and asked again. The response? Damian demanded to know what buffoon would mix the two, Dick was sending laughing GIFs, and Tim wanted to meet the genius who was trolling him. It was obvious none of them has a clue on whom this player was, but they all wanted to meet him now.

<You know you’re dressed as Red Hood, right?> He sent into the chat.

<Yeah, so?> IAmBatman responded.

<Your username…it’s Batman.>

<Who says I’m not?> He stared at his screen and rolled his eyes. <Have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room?>

<I’ve never met you.>

<Which means you haven’t, so you can’t say I’m not.> He let out a small chuckle at the silliness of the argument.

<OK, “Batman”, what’s the plan?> And that was how he made friends with “IAmBatman”. Now, here he was sitting and waiting for the fake crusader to sign in.

I know I’m not the most punctual thanks to my line of work, but IAmBatman is never this late without giving some kind of heads up. Did something happen? They did say they’re living in Gotham, troubles everywhere here. He frowned, tapping his fingers on the table. Another eternity passed by (five minutes). “Forget, I’m logging out. I’m just gonna read, I waited long enough.” He fixed his posture in his chair and wheeled it closer to the table, grabbing his controller. With a few presses and pushes, he was staring at the dialogue box that asked him if he was ready to sign out. His thumb was primed and ready to confirm it, but he could not. Frustrated with himself, he exited the screen and went back to idle. I don’t need  to log out, I’ll just grab a book and read. “If they come on, and I miss it, I miss it. So what? They can wait, just like I’ve been.” He pushed his chair back and hopped off the seat, making his way over to his filled bookshelf. Searching through the titles, he grabbed the one he was currently working on and made his way back to the desk. 

“Now, I’m just going to sit here and enjoy my book. If they log on, and I miss it, oh well. They can wait as long as I did.” Kicking his feet up on the table, he leaned back and slouched a little into the perfect slight curl before opening to his bookmark. Now his night would not be a waste. A small smile tugged at the corners of his lips as he jumped into the world within the pages.

What felt like the tenth eternity of the night rolled by as he heavily dropped his feet to the floor and sat up. How many times have I read that stupid line? If anyone asked me, I wouldn’t be able to tell you the fuck I even read! He audibly groaned, scrubbing his face with his hands. Did he dare look at the clock? He widened the gab between his index and middle finger to peek at the clock on his wall. “For fuck’s sake, only three minutes?!” He nearly chucked the book in hand at the offending time piece on the wall. “I’m going to go insane, this is it! This is how I, Jason Todd, actually die. Insanity from waiting online for some stranger to come play games with me.” He slouched further in his chair, letting it swivel side to side. Maybe if I do this long enough, I’ll melt into the floorboards. He scrunched his nose and furrowed his brows. This is really pathetic. A ping from the speakers made him jump, the chair sliding backwards as he fell forwards, narrowly saving his nose from smashing into the edge of the desk as he scrambled to get up.

<Hey, sorry I’m late. My shift ended late. Are you still there?> All the anger and frustration he had built up instantly flew away as he blindly reached back until he grabbed the arm of his chair, pulling it back under him as he typed back.

<Yeah, I’m here. Took ya long enough. What’s with all these late night shifts, I might think you’re actually Batman 🤣> he replied.

<Crime stops for no man!> He snorted.

<Ok, caped weirdo, what’s with all the late night shifts?>

<Let’s just say I had an expensive date one night, and now I’m stuck paying off some debt 🙄>

“Expensive date, paying off debt? The hell kind of date is that?” He muttered to himself. <I think you owe me a little more detail than that after making me wait here all night.?

<Can’t we just go kill some dragons instead? 🥺>

<After you tell me how a date got you into so much debt.>

<Ugh, fine, rude!>

<Good girl>

<Who said I’m a girl? I could be some sweaty, hairy old guy living in the apartment building basement.>

<Yeah, and I’m the Queen of England 🙄>

<Well, Your Majesty, it’s rude of you to assume my gender when we’ve never met.>

<I can tell by the way you type. Trust me, I know a lot of sketchy guys, you’re not a sketchy old dude.>

<Oh yeah, what if I’m a super skilled sketchy old dude that’s pretending to be a girl?>

<Wow…so sexy…you really know how to get a guy going. Quit trying to distract me and tell me what happened already!>

<Alright, alright! Jeez, so pushy!> She replied and Jason smirked.

I knew it! He thought with a smug smirk, watching the three dots appear and disappear a few times on the screen as she typed. He watched this repetitive animation run for a good handful of minutes, his curiosity rising with each passing second, until a small paragraph of text appeared on his screen. Leaning on to his right arm, he leaned in closer to the screen as he read. “Couple months ago, spent the night with some dude during her high school reunion dinner, they spent the night at a hotel, he trashed the room, and she’s stuck paying the bill.” He muttered aloud to himself as he summarized the details. “Damn, that sucks!” <What kind of asshole does that?! Can’t you fight the hotel and tell them he’s the real culprit?>

<I wish! I don’t know a damn thing about the guy! We met for the first time that night and I had the room under my name so legally I’m the one responsible for any damages and fees that may be incurred from said damages. So, because of that, I’m working extra shifts and overtime to get as much money as possible to clear the charges without asking my friend for a loan.>

<Damn. Do you remember anything about this guy? I can beat the shit out of him for you. I’m pretty good in a fight, if I do say so myself.>

<I feel like saying that automatically means you’re terrible and I’ll need to save you from yourself 🤣. Thanks for the offer, though.>

<Ow, rude! We’ve never even met! How can you tell if I’m strong or not?>

<Just like how you can tell if I’m a guy or a girl by how I can text and assume I’m not Batman.>

<Nice try, but I have sources close to hm. You’re not Batman. Also, was I wrong though?”

<Would my saying yes or no actually prove your right or wrong? “

<Touché, well, the offer still stands. If you need me to teach that shithead a lesson, just say the word.>

<My hero, now can we go beat up some giant lizards for items? I need to vent out the frustration of having to deal with the rich snobs of Gotham who like to complain about the color of our cups during the holiday season.>

<What, it’s not December yet.>

<I know, that doesn’t stop them. Now, ya joining me or not, wonder boy?>

<Yeah, yeah, let’s go!> He chuckled, following her avatar.In the blink of an eye it was nearly dawn and the two of them finally called it quits and logging off. The boss monster was a lot harder than they anticipated, but they finally managed to get the upper hand and reap the rewards. Crawling into his bed, he pulled the covers up to his shoulders and rolled onto his side. She was safe, and he managed to get some great gameplay time after a boring night of patrol. Maybe life was not so bad after all. Yawning, he closed his eyes and let sleep finally creep over him. Yup, a good night. His eyes flew open as he practically went flying out of bed at how fast he sat up. Two words had suddenly come hurdling to the forefront of his mind. Two words he skimmed over in his eagerness to get the hunting on the road. The same pair of words that made his eye twitch from how close they were to his old title as Batman’s sidekick. “Holy shit, there’s no way! It can’t be, but who else says that?!” He let out another loud groan as he dropped backwards on to his mattress. IAmBatman was the girl from the hotel room. Tonight was going to be a long night.

[kylesvariouslistsandstuff]

Yet Another Disney Rant, Because...

... Bob Iger is just not reading the room...

Bob Iger, CEO of Disney for those who may live under a rock, did some talking today in the wake of WISH flopping... In addition to a centennial year full of financial flops...

Never mind the many ways Disney as a corporation could go about this set of failures... He chose to say stuff like:

“THE MARVELS was shot during COVID, and there wasn't enough supervision on set [from execs]”

Also...

He stated that the **creatives** at the studio "lost sight" of "what their job should be"...

That is... "Entertain first. It's not about messages."

So we're kowtowing to the defective geese that honk "WOKE WOKE WOKE" at everything that so as much moves?

This ain't it, Bob...

More executive interference is not the answer. Remember how buckling Disney Feature Animation top to bottom with execs that warded off the creatives every step of the way worked out?

Ideally, they should just let the filmmaker do as they please (and be open to suggestions, of course) with a reasonable budget at their side. We saw a taste of that in big budget moviemaking this year pay off quite nicely... BARBIE and OPPENHEIMER, hello!!

Disney made that happen on a few occasions outside of all-animated features. Remember how they gave the director of MOUSE HUNT and THE RING a massive budget to make a goddamn pirate movie? In an era where pirate movies were considered "box office poison"? Yeah...

Now let's look at some of Disney's biggest hits when Iger was in charge. The STAR WARS sequel trilogy and ROGUE ONE? No messages? No themes? Not political? Whatever qualms one may have with the sequel trilogy, the one thing you can't say is that they're not political or have some kind of message. It's always been the people vs. space fascists, who are very clearly based on real-life fascists. Aaaaaaall the way back to the original 1977 STAR WARS, which George Lucas based on the Vietnam War, the Richard Nixon administration, you get the idea!

The AVATAR sequel that opened just a month after Iger's return? Like, need I say more?

Marvel? Absolutely, for all the MCU's faults, they are political and message-y. All the IRON MAN movies, THE WINTER SOLDIER, CIVIL WAR, RAGNAROK, BLACK PANTHER, CAPTAIN MARVEL, they all chipped at something like that. If not that, then they're all basically propaganda for the military industrial-complex. Not the desired political message, but it is one nonetheless. If we're saying "dial down the messaging in these movies"... See how contradictory this all is??

Animation, both Disney Animation and Pixar. ZOOTOPIA, made a billion, the whole damn thing is an Aesop-like parable of prejudice. MOANA, very much a parallel to colonialism and environmentalism. FROZEN II is also about colonialism in some way or another, sins of the past. ENCANTO's generational trauma is completely rooted in its setting's history. Even something like COCO or TURNING RED (the latter greenlit when Iger was in charge) are still political in some way or another - having representation in a large white male-dominated field, that these movies exist and are somewhat doing something for representation. All art is political, really. It's silly to suggest that art isn't, or that art doesn't have some kind of "message".

If this was about poorly integrating the messages into the narratives, like - say - STRANGE WORLD does, then I would understand... But this reads to me as "hey now, don't get political, just giving the masses mindless entertainment comes first"...

Like... Why?

These dunderheaded statements don't make any sense to me.

Especially when the whole history of Disney films and entertainment has some kind of "message" or theme or idea that it's all relaying to the audience. Hell, they made a ton of World War II propaganda films back in the day! You think something like, say, BAMBI was just about cute deer and forest critters? And not about how human beings carelessly cause mass destruction to an animals' habitat and callously take the lives of animals? You think DUMBO was just a cute elephant tale and not at all about prejudice and not othering others for their differences? Or how's about movies like THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME and MULAN? Which were slandered as "politically correct" (the late '90s version of "woke") back in the day? Hell, it doesn't have to be overtly political. It can be a personal kind of message, like there was in - say - MARY POPPINS. Like hey, maybe be nicer to your kids?

Like, there's messaging in Disney's legacy. It's how stories work and connect. And that's aaaaall the way down to the parks, too. Hell, a whole park in Walt Disney World - Epcot - is *supposed* to be educational, didactic, and pushing a message in some way or another. Spaceship Earth, Living with the Land, etc. etc. The future, space, the world around us and how we must keep it safe. C'mon now.

Instead of meaningfully addressing the situation, and realizing that what was popular circa 2015 isn't all that big anymore and that maybe Disney should be less concerned with how "Disney" they should make their films, it seems to me that Iger just wants to meddle in the productions more and tailor-make them for audiences that are far smarter than they'd like to believe. Prolonging the funk that they're in...

Like, look at other distribution companies. BARBIE is first and foremost Greta Gerwig's movie, not "Warner Bros. Discovery's BARBIE". OPPENHEIMER is Christopher Nolan's movie, not "Universal's OPPENHEIMER"... Disney needs to get past this "Disney's [Insert Movie Title Here]"... If they did that, they'd be able to make more dynamic movies that the public loves, stuff that wouldn't normally be associated with them. This is why they regularly don't lock acclaimed directors for more original productions, or ones that aren't 20th Century Studios or Searchlight. If they do get one, like Best Picture winner MOONLIGHT director Barry Jenkins, it's because they're attached to some Disney franchise extension. Like wouldn't it be so cool if Jenkins was directing his own movie for Disney and not a fucking tech demo LION KING prequel? They may as well have put him on a Marvel movie!

I mean, yes, Disney did try this a few times in the more recent years to little success. Ava DuVernay directed the massive flop that was A WRINKLE IN TIME (based on the classic novel), and Gore Verbinski didn't find pirate treasure with THE LONE RANGER (based on a character from old radio dramas from the '30s). Even animation familiar Andrew Stanton, who was behind some of Pixar's most beloved films, couldn't turn his John Carter of Mars movie into a franchise starter.

Disney has a sorry history of that, unfortunately. In the '70s and '80s, they turned down the likes of STAR WARS, BACK TO THE FUTURE, and a rather curious Steven Spielberg alien movie that would later morph into E.T.

It even goes back to Walt Disney's later years. Upon seeing TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRG, he remarked "That's the kind of film I'd like to make, but I can't."

Disney has long pigeonholed themselves, they spend too much on their movies, and it's also just fucking hard to second-guess the zeitgeist when something is a year out from release... That should be the evaluation from Iger, NOT "less messaging" and "more executive interference."

I know what Disney CAN be, but it just seems like - between the two Bobs - they actively don't want to pursue that. Well, for the most part. I did say on a piece three-or-so posts ago that I still see interesting stuff coming out of Pixar, 20th Century Studios, and Searchlight. Films like TURNING RED, BARBARIAN, THE MENU, and such have been the highlights of these past couple of years of the Mouse House's movie offerings in my not-so-humble opinion. POOR THINGS looks ten times more interesting than half of the stuff that came out from Disney this year alone.

You may say "but it's all about money." Yeah, I get that! But audiences are clearly rejecting the same ol' same ol! If Disney wants money, maybe they should stop doing this same ol' same ol thing!

A suggestion you know?

As for what he said about sequels today... Iger repeated some well-worn statements there, sorta-kinda "we make too much of them" and "now we'll only make them if there's an artistic reason"... Ehhhhh, maybe do something cool with the sequels to old chestnuts. What if TOY STORY 5 or ZOOTOPIA 2 said "screw it" and went all PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH-style soft reboot on these franchises? People will keep coming for sequels if the storytelling doesn't feel like moldy oldies. Your stale old favorites. "Disney, the way you always liked it."

Right? Another suggestion.

Add-on: It's as if Bob Iger, David Zaslav, and El*on M*usk are in a race to see how they can devolve and strip the respective companies they run of what makes them special.

[daman19942]

Get to know you: Sims Style

Thank you to @executables-sims for the tag! Took me a few days, but this was fun to fill out.

What’s your favorite Sims death?

Easy, death by Cowplant! It's so iconic and peak Sims-ridiculousness. That it made its way into future games is no surprise. Plus, I don't have a ton of accidental death in my game, and the Cowplant keeps me on my toes.

Alpha CC or Maxis Match?

Maxis Match as much as possible. I love TS2's aesthetic, even is some of it appears dated. My game certainly looks better in 2023 than it did in 2004, but it is still recognizably TS2

Do you cheat your sims weight?

No, I let it happen organically. Especially because I use Simler90's Slower Fitness Increase and Nopke's Fitness Decay, both of which really make you work for it. They are essential to my gameplay, but mean more of my sims have a high body skill than is probably normal. They are doing their best!

Do you move objects?

Of course. Why it isn't enabled in my UserStartup file is a question I ask myself daily.

Favorite Mod?

I have more than 500 mods so I don't know how I can pick. I could just say NUMENOR in all-caps to say everything he's done. But I'll go with a recent favorite, Nyami's Actual Alcohol Mod, because it adds chaos to gameplay and chaos is good.

Do you pronounce live mode like aLIVE or LIVing?

Living. We are in Live Mode, folks!

Who’s your favorite sim that you’ve made?

In an older prompt, I answered with Daniel Monona, but since then it's definitely been Duke Patricio. I've made him 3 times (in my OG 2000's game, where he married Nina Caliente, in a Base Game Starter hood, and again in my 2020's game). He and Zeeshan are my favorite couple and I'm sad they are so close to old age because I've had so much fun playing them (but I've also been giving them way too many extra days with Elixir of Life or Life Fruit).

Ari is #2, but I haven't played him for a bit because I'm stuck on what to do with him as a Vampire...

Have you made a simself?

Nope, only one of my old TS2 Exchange avatar, which was intentionally not what I look like.

Which is your favorite EA hair color?

Never really thought about this, but maybe black?

Favorite EA hair?

Two male hairs, Rocker and Shortmop. Those two haircuts were iconic in my 2000's saves. Jeanette is my favorite CC hair.

Favorite life stage?

Teens. It's where my sims start to develop their personalities, and I begin to think about what I want them to do. They also haven't fully grown into their facial features yet, so you can get all sorts of good and bad surprises. Plus, they can cause lots of of trouble.

Are you a builder or are you in it for the gameplay?

I still consider myself a builder, even though I play my game much more frequently these days. But I think 400+ uploaded lots in my time playing this game allows me to hold onto that label.

Are you a CC creator?

I guess so! Learning how to mesh and use Milkshape in the last year has radically changed how I see myself in the TS2 community, and has stolen so many days from me (the trial and error of making, and the trial and error of uploading), but its been a very fun skill to develop.

Do you have any Simblr friends or a Sim Squad?

I love my mutuals but I don't interact with other accounts too often. I don't post on a Sims discord or anything. Maybe I should?!

Do you have any sims merch?

I do not.

Do you have a YouTube for sims?

No and I would definitely not have time to produce one!

How has your “Sims style” changed throughout your years of playing?

Loaded question time! For one, my game is much more LGBTQ+ than when I shared neighborhood save files with my siblings growing up. Now that it's my game, exploring different relationships with my sims is one of my favorite parts of play.

I've also become much more Maxis Match as I get older. The 2000's were a wild west for CC creation, and my old saves are bursting at the seams with painted-on clothes and the mid-decade emo aesthetic that I have absolutely no interest in playing in 2023.

Lastly, my build style used to be modern and CFE heavy, but now I prefer traditional (modern works better in TS3) and makeovers.

Who’s your favorite CC creator?

I'll take a historical approach to answering this, because there are many active creators whose work I love, but I also try to preserve the legacies of the original TS2 pioneers. Here are 5:

Numenor - The Modfather. His mods did more to expand this game than just about anyone in the heyday of TS2. If you are reading this, you know who Numenor is. Need I say more? Windkeeper - Probably the best Maxis Match CC of the old era. Her stuff holds up remarkably well. en7en - aka "That Pagoda Guy." Yeah, he's the CFE genius who made the Eiffel Tower and disappeared way too soon. A huge inspiration on my old build style. Ehaught58 - one of the great builders across many different Sims eras. I need to upload some of his old TS2 lots. I wish I could still access his Exchange page because it was a treasure trove. His lots were often huge and unfriendly to old machines but would be fine now. A very recognizable build style (dark woods, earth tones). Daihtnaoz7 - If he did nothing but discover CFE he'd still be a legend. But he also wrote the single bridge, double bridge, and atrium tutorials, demonstrating how to best take advantage of this new cheat. A literal gamechanger. I paid tribute to him here.

Honorable mentions: Cyclonesue (TSR), Hatshepsut (TSR), Tiko (TSR), PiaNouka (Exchange), GoddessByline (Exchange), Wintermuteai1, Minideidad (Exchange), Cireking213 (Exchange, still around as CK213 for TS3 and TS4).

How long have you had Simblr?

I think I made this in Spring 2020. Right as COVID was shutting everything down, I found myself playing TS2 a lot more and eventually discovered Simblr. The old, big sites are either shells of their former selves (MTS), or don't allow TS2 content anymore (TSR), so I figured if I wanted to be active in the TS2 community nearly 20 after the game came out, I had to be on Tumblr.

How do you edit your pictures?

I have a Photoshop action that crops, brightens, and sharpens, and somehow pictures still take me way too long.

What expansion/gamepack is your favorite?

Answering for the first 3 games (as I haven't played TS4)

TS1 - Makin Magic! A perfect final EP for the first game. Though Unleashed was probably my very first EP. TS2 - University (I'm in the minority here, but it's so much fun when you have big dorms or chaotic houses). Seasons is #2 TS3 - Late Night. Bridgeport is gorgeous and the new lot styles were fun and I wish they could be ported in TS2.

Tagging: @katatty @lilakartoffelbrei and @bayoubashsims if you haven't gone yet!

#Tag meme

[alpaca-clouds]

I hate the design of the gods (and especially the goddesses) in DnD. Let me tell you why.

Okay, let me ramble a bit about DnD. And especially about this one thing that I really loathe about the visual design of the game: The designs of the gods, and especially the goddesses.

Now, let me say, that a part of the issue is, that many of the gods still use their designs from early on. So from 1e, 2e or 3e. Some got new artworks, yes, but they still have the same design as those early gods. Which is very much the root cause for the issue I have, but it does not change that this issue exists.

The issue?

I fucking hate that most of the Faerûnian gods are:

human

white

thin

abled

Yes, there are a few gods, who break out of this. Ilmater is disabled (but also, the fact that he is kinda the god of self-sacrificial suffering... does seem really ableistic), and of course there are the pantheons of the different other species. Though it should be noted that they are generally not part of the Faerûnian pantheon.

And... like, the gods really do not have any variety among them, and this is especially true for the goddesses. Which is obviously the typical character design problem.

(No idea, who drew that one, but it kinda is very fitting - especially for the DnD Gods.)

The male gods look actually quite different at least in terms of body build and stuff.

Like, if you look at the gods... I mean, looking through the different gods I have not found a single one, that was really overweight, but at least there is some body diversity - even if there is not going on a lot else in terms of diversity.

But the goddesses? Yeah, no they all look the same.

You could argue that the current design for Shar looks a bit East Asian, but other than that? I mean, they are all super pale and shit.

Now, I already hear people say: "But Faerûn is BASED ON EUROPE! And it is majority human!"

There are only two issues.

Given that since 3e the world outside of Faerûn was not really developed further, WotC decided to turn Faerûn into this super diverse place - but this is not reflected in the gods.

Some of the gods are just mortal who through ascension became gods, while the forms of other gods were formed through their avatars - which then should reflect the diversity of Faerûn, too, and it doesn't.

I mean, while I started reading into the lore of the game, I came across this one artwork of Mystra, which still has her as white - but very much as a fat woman. Which actually is such a nice look for her.

Meanwhile I have decided that in my stories I will depict Tymora not as a white, blonde human woman, but rather have her use an avatar of a Black, halfling woman. And Loviatar in my stuff has a more Arabian, brown skin tone and thick black hair. Because why... would I want all of them be white, normal folks?

It is in general an issue I have, and where especially the (yes, very underfounded) novelization part of WotC is doing shitty work. Because most of the canonical characters that get to play a big role in novels and comics are still white, abled, thin. And man, it sucks.

It is boring. It is bad design.

And yes, Baldur's Gate 3, I am also looking at you. You know I love you, you stupid game. But really, a bit of melanin would have done wonders for you.

[brotheramberland]

So I wanted to talk about how some of my "fictional father" rules and ideas work.

First up: What characters from what fandoms would make good fathers? (Sorry it's a long list. Also, if you're wondering why certain antagonists' were listed, there's more explanation further down).

Fandom: Naruto. Characters: Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi, Gaara, Yamato, Gai, Neji, Shikamaru, Iruka, Jiraiya, Itachi, Obito, Orochimaru, and Zabuza.

Fandom: One Piece. Characters: All of the Mugiwara crew, Trafalgar, Kid, Ace, Sabo, Crocodile, Doflamingo, Lucci, Smoker, Katakuri, the Akazaya Nine, Shanks, Buggy, Marco, and Rayleigh. (I could honestly write almost every character on here as a parent figure, but the list would be way too long).

Fandom: Jujutsu Kaisen. Characters: Lol, all of them.

Fandom: Attack on Titan. Characters: Eren, Armin, Levi, Jean, Reiner, Levi and Erwin.

Fandom: Black Clover. Characters: Umm... All of them? This fandom is beyond rich with potential parent figures, don't even get me started.

Fandom: Guardians of The Galaxy. Characters: Quill, Drax, Rocket, and Yondu.

Fandom: Marvel. Characters: Tony, Thor, Steve, Bucky, Bruce, Scott, Loki, Clint, and Sam.

Fandom(s): DreamWorks and Disney. Characters: Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, Bruno Madrigal, Grug Crood, Death the Wolf. (And a whole bunch of others.)

Fandom: Criminal Minds. Characters: Spencer, Derek, David, Matthew, and Luke.

Fandom(s): Alien movies like Predator, Avatar, or Transformers for some extra flavor and diversity.

Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender. Characters: Aang, Sokka, Zuko, Iroh, and Jet.

Fandom: 911 and 911 Lone Star. Characters: All of them. Every main character within these two fandoms is amazing.

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Why are certain antagonists listed?

Well that's because I'm obsessed with bad guys and I love imagining them in scenarios where they are actually good. Antagonists in general are very powerful, crazy and frightening, but if you keep those attributes and turn them into good people with good intentions, they make for some pretty awesome, likable parent figures.

So if I ever write an antagonist as a parent figure, just know that I'm intentionally making them good for the benefit of the reader-inserts and the drabbles. But, hey, if you wanna read and imagine them the way they originally are, then by all means I support you.

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I obviously have father figures covered, but what about mother figures?

There are lots of female characters I love, but I primarily want to focus on the males just because that is my preference. However, on down the road I do see myself writing mother drabbles. I wouldn't mind. And, considering the circumstances of the reader-inserts, a mother figure might be more suited for the plot. You never know.

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What will the reader-inserts be like?

For reader-inserts under the age of twelve, I will display it in the title as "child!reader".

For reader-inserts over the age of twelve, I will display it in the title as "teen!reader".

For child reader plots, I plan for them to be mostly fluffy and light-hearted. You know, young kids are curious, they're inexperienced, they're clumsy, they get scared, they get bullied, and so on and so forth. There's lots of topics and plots I can create for child reader-inserts.

For teen reader plots, things might get a little bit more angsty. As we all know, teenage years are absolutely insane. Teenagers are rebellious, they're curious, they're discovering their own sexuality, they're going through puberty, and they're trying new, dangerous and some times risky things. Teenagers are also very, VERY emotional, and under certain circumstances they can really struggle with anxiety, depression, social stability, loneliness and a whole bunch of other stuff. Of course there will be fluff in these drabbles, but also some light angst here and there.

For the most part the reader will be portrayed as the biological child of the character, but I do plan on writing lots of adoption stuff too.

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The father figures won't always be perfect.

As we all probably know, parents are anything but perfect. They make mistakes. Lots and lots of mistakes. And sometimes parents don't care that they make mistakes, nor do they ever try to right their wrongs and apologize. Some parents don't even want to accept nor understand their child. (I'm sure some of you know what I mean).

But whereas these fictional father figures may make mistakes, they also try to fix those mistakes and right their wrongs. That's what I plan to accomplish with my father drabbles. I want to create loving, supportive, understanding father figures who are willing to do anything for their child. Because when you're a kid and you struggle with life, a loving parent is all you really want.

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What about characters who are too young to have kids?

So an example for this would be any character that is around the age of 15-25 like Luffy. Well there are two simple solutions to this. Either I'll age up the characters or I'll say that the reader is adopted. It kind of just depends on what the drabble calls for.

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Why am I doing this?

Well if you're like me and you had a rough childhood, then you just kind of want to reimagine yourself in a scenario where you're happy, accepted, catered, loved, protected, safe and cared for. I just want this to be something akin to a safe place for people to come and find joy and peace in the drabbles that I create.

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Mild disclaimer: I know I have a lot of characters in mind to write for, but the process of my updates may be slow-going sometimes because I do have a full time job and annoying adult responsibilities. I try to write whenever I can. If updates seem slow, just know that I'm sorry and that I'm trying my hardest to supply you with all the fictional father goodness you crave.

Ta-ta my friends!

[amive2567]

hii, good morning/afternoon/evening! can i request a Haikyuu!! march up?

Im 16 y/o. i use she/her pronouns. my sexuality is heterosexual. i have a my favourite colours are green and black. my mbti is INFP 9w1. i dont believe in star sign im sorry :(. my appearance is short (148cm/ 4'8 ft) with short black hair that reached my shoulder, chubby, tanned skin and i have two moles on my face which are on my nose and under my right eye. i love cats and bunnies even though sometime im scared of them. i also love musics.

my ideal type is someone whos only show their care and love only to me, someone that always give me gifts, someome that didnt judge my musics preference or my appearance. respectful and honest. always listens to me when im talking. i love when hes into music like me too. i find males whos smart attractive. for physical features, i like when he is taller than me and has a short messy hair.

my pet peeves are when im talking to someone and they are not even listen to me, just cut the song when it dont finish yet and forced me to do something i dont want.

some traits i hate is when people who arrogant like they always think they are the best, people that like to show-off, lies and people who disrespectful to other people.

and i would like the match up to be romantic, please. thank you !!

Why?:

His greatest passion besides volleyball is music. He will share every new song he likes with you (his tastes vary, so he doesn't have a favorite genre)

He is pretty quiet and chill, so he likes to listen to your voice

A plain fact, but he is tall af and smart

He seems to be arrogant, but he really is just a bit insecure (this was first a reason that you despised him, but after getting to know him that changed)

He is a big softy with trust issues, so he will be soft with you and only you after some years into your relationship

Your littlle story:

" The popcorn is almost ready!" you shouted into the living room. " Yeah, I am almost finished" yelled Tsukishima back. He opened Netflix and searched for your favorite movie. "Do you want to watch part one or two ?" he asked as you entered the cozy living room. You placed the popcorn and the drinks on the Coffee Table. "Part two," you answered and popped yourself onto the couch. Fortunately, your parents had to work a night shift. You could have a Cozy movie marathon without any distractions. Tsukishima nodded and started the movie. He placed himself behind you and wrapped his arms around you.

The opening titles began to play. You both went silent to watch the movie. Especially the music and the atmosphere made you feel like you were there with the avatars. It's your favorite movie for a reason, but then the best thing happened. Neteyam finally showed up, and you began to fangirl. A bit too much for Kei's taste, but he was glad you were happy. "Look at him. He is so perfect. I wish he is real." Now Tsukishima raised an eyebrow. He let it slide for this moment, but as your fangirling became more agitative, he started to growl. He wrapped his arms tighter around your torso and placed gentle kisses on your neck. "What are you doing Kei? It tickles," He didn't answer for now. You were his, and this blue guy wasn't even real. Kei started to pout with each passing second of the movie.

At the end of it, you sighed. "Neteyam is so great, don't you think? And he is so pretty." That was when Kei had enough. "Shut up," he mumbled. "You are mine. This blue idiot doesn’t even exist. I am way better than him.” A wide grin spread across your face as you teased him. "Oh are you jealous, my sweet boy? Well, you are greater than him." You pecked him on his cheek. His eyes lit up, and he started to claim your lips. "I love you so much, and this blue alien can't keep up with the love I feel for you." You nearly had a heart attack from how fast your heart was beating. By now your cheeks were probably as red as Neteyams neck jewelry. As you buried your head in Kei's chest he began to chuckle "You are so cute."

Your special suprise: 🎧 A playlist: Pov your relationship with Tsukishima 🎧

A/N: I hope you enjoy this little story. Sorry it took so long. <3

[captaindarksword]

"I wonder why people treat bb shippers soooo horribly ( sarcasm

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In a world where Bumbleby was written better, a scene with Sun approving of Blake's choice to be with Yang would be agreed upon. But because of how our world is, the story decisions made, and how parts of this fandom are incredibly toxic...

Bruh Sun Wukong must be living rent free in their heads like who the fuck wakes up in the morning and comes up with this shit?

Psyga315 OP • 4d ago Okay, like, come the fuck on here. Cool it with the "I really want Sun to rub it in the antis' faces that Blake and Yang are fucking".

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Mystech_Master • 4d ago They’d totally have a scene that is basically Sun staring at the audience saying they were always just friends because he KNEW her and Yang were destined to be together or some shit like that which is meant to make Sun sound like a supportive bro friend guy but it is just stepping in the antis.

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SpudDan • 4d ago "About time you two got together. I knew right from the start that you were made for each other! Now come give me a nice platonic friendship hug, oh buddy ol'pal!"

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Dizzytigo • 3d ago Oh god, like Jaune going "I've been waiting for these two friends of mine to kiss forever!" Do not like, big ick from me.

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Narrow_Ad_7218 • 3d ago Well he's doing her mom so it works out

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u/Awest66 avatar Awest66 • 3d ago "And now I'll introduce you to my new close female friend with clear romantic undertones to show that I've moved on and there's no hard feelings"

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SpudDan • 2d ago Guess it would either be that or even worse: implying he started dating Neptune out of nowhere.

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u/Awest66 avatar Awest66 • 2d ago (Shudders)

That idea is all kinds of cringe.

(I hate

I remember when volume 2 had just released and saw how a Bee shipper wanted Sun to just die already so Blake and Yang can hook up.

fuck off with that

Psyga315 OP • 4d ago "This would make the antis furious, and I wouldn't feel bad for them at all given how many of them treated Bumbleby shippers horribly for years."

This sentence right here is the exact reason why Bumbleby shippers get a bad rap in the RWBY community.

Like, you guys got your validation. You got the kiss. But that's never enough.

You want to create pointless scenes of other characters (conveniently male characters) validating Bumbleby when it would feel more forced than the guy voiced by one of the head writers going "I've been waiting forever for this moment".

You want to make sure Bumbleby wins every single poll forever and when another ship beats them, even if it's legit, you start throwing a shitfit.

Hell, it even extends to other ships in RWBY. An obvious example is Black Sun, but we also see that Freezerburn, a WLW ship, also gets caught in this crossfire by virtue of Yang being shipped with Weiss.

And now, you simply want Sun to start praising Bumbleby like the second coming of Christ for the express purpose of treating "antis" horribly, doing no better than how Bumbleby shippers were treated.

It's even more insulting because for years, Bumbleby shippers have been dogging on Sun and, by extension, Black Sun shippers, calling Sun all sorts of names just to get at the shippers and make them problematic. And now you want him to be your mouth piece just for one more middle finger?

It's shit like this that's why people view Bumbleby as a toxic relationship or even why the homophobic Ruby meme took off in the first place. Because they made the bees furious, and I didn't feel bad for them at all given how many of them treated shippers horribly for years.

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mako-makerz • 4d ago StrawBana is a better Ship because the VAs are married. didn't they make Jaune "praise" them getting together??

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And how were the bumblebee shippers treating Sun for years?

Not the shippers harassing non-shippers for years trying to make it out like they're the victims. Bumblebee is bad. It has never been good. Get over yourselves and accept that your ship is a bad piece of representation. If the writers actually knew how to write, we could have gotten a decent queer romance, but no. No, we're stuck with this shit.

That's my problem with shippers is the fact that most of them don't really care about the story they latch on to. It's like the rabid shippers with a manga I read called d.gray-man. They got really toxic to anyone who dared not agree with there ship accusations of homophobia and hate . They also would demonize any female character as the devil while infantilizing the characters they were shipping. The only difference between them and wasps is the author of d.gray-man didn't cave to them.

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Juno Dos Tres

Fuego.  And we’re on the second day of Juno SZN. Ending the week with taho with really lovely sago + kinilaw na super solid like Siargao pero syempre, mas masarap Siargao version + lato salad + liempo. Nakalimutan kong mag-lunch even when dad called me several times. LOL. Tapos pag-tingin ko, shemayyyy. 5 PM na pala. Bukas na ‘yung milktea with rum!!! Will need to habol tambak labada. LOLLOL. Meantime, in the world of AI, tawang-tawa ako sa paganap ni Steven and ni Bossing Mo. Ano ‘to? Issue-han content marketing? I get how this is an “emergency” interview BUT sa talino ni Bossing Mo, impossible to wash his sins just like that. ‘Di niya naisip noong big boss siya na we’d be here and now? LOLOLLOLLL.  I think that behind every capitalist pursuit, a pivot team is working their ass off, at the end of the day. Ganun talaga. It’s so crazy but humanity is headed to HER ni Joaquin Phoenix na. Why? We’re living in a lonely universe. I really find it disturbing to see people glued to their phones when they are literally F2F. There’s something perpetually curious about a table where people rarely engage in actual conversations because it’s better to check their feeds. For me, it’s just a grand and fucked up excuse to be “introverted” that way. Mhie, ang introvert ‘di naman sa ayaw magsalita. Ang introvert, usually maraming baon ‘yan maliban sa carbs at ulam sa lamesa.   For instance, I rate my dates (LUH) which are very far and few based on how much time we look at each other eye to eye. So that means, minus points ‘pag tingin sa phone much. So far, I have ZERO cases naman ng ganito because I don’t want to waste my time and other people’s time, too. Buong araw na ng screen kaharap ko, so ibahin naman natin ‘di ba? 

Going back to Bossing Mo and Steven, gusto lang din mag-trendjack ng mga alpha male-ish na ‘to. :D :D :D ‘Wag ako. LUL. In fairness, the cases they tackled are worth sharing BUT, again... why the hell lang talaga ‘di naisip i-regulate noon pa lang ang AI. ‘Di ba dapat for every project may risk calculation. Possible answer: While the risk outnumbers the benefit, malaki pera e. So, here we are.  AI na sentient. YASSSUSSS. I guess, the world of lonely people deserves this opportunity. Before, laughable mga nagpapakasal sa robots sa Japan. Ngayon, papunta na tayo doon. You know why? People these days LOVE issues. People tend to talk about other people too much. And I generally hate this unless affected ‘yung core values ko. :D I prune people who can’t seem to move beyond how other people dress, speak, etc. Mhie, walang perfect kasi. Walang ideal world. Plus, I believe people who do nothing but talk about other people have really, really painfully sad lives. Walang life, to be honest. OK lang naman tiny talks about people BUT when it’s next to your cup of coffee or tea, malala na ‘yan. Tigil mo na ‘yan.  Loneliness breeds contempt... sa mundo, sa tao, sa pangyayari, pati sa panghalip, pang-uri, pandiwa, atbp. So, just in case you come across lonely people, choose to be kinder. Maldita ako, so, this is something I am working on talaga. Kinder na ako sa lagay na ‘to, pero, I need to work it more. In the age of AI, there’s a really big chance that people will be married to their avatars, their feeds, their greed. This is when they fail to move beyond their black mirrors, without them realizing it.  Minsan nga, iniisip ko nga itigil ang mga thought farts na ‘to, kasi mhie, YT is not kidding sa pag-feed ng content na super relevant sa mga pinagsasabi ko dito.  AI is also the new battle field; the war zone. KALOKA. I don’t want to deep dive on this pa, pero andun na tayo. Wala ng bawian; so, kapit lang. Extra ingat lang.  Do I want an AI version of myself? My straight up, twisted answer is FUCKING YES kung may anak ako. I still salivate over Black Mirror EP Be Right Back and San Junipero, but, mother dragon has an almost non-existent digital footprint. Workaround? Read her letters and go back to the screenshots of her text messages. Also, re-reading her books or watching content that reminds me of her favorite and hated things. I don’t see any problem with an AI version of myself if may kid na depending on my ability to go beyond my shit. Kung baga, empathic AND optimal. Kung baga, may context na akong-ako pero, mas informed, mas curated. Sana lang ‘di mas twisted. :D  AI can be the answer to the loneliness because of death. OPAK. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. If I could freeze the time when I’m with mother dragon complete with her super strict shit ways, I would not think twice to go back. LOL. ‘Di pa rin ako babangon kahit gising na ako ng 5:30 AM, because lambing ko sa kanya, tawagin niya akong pasigaw. HAHAHAHAHA. ‘Di pa rin ako magtatahi ng butas kong damit kahit mag-litaniya siya kasi, lambing ko ‘yun. LOL. ‘Di pa rin ako uuwi agad kahit gusto ko ng umuwi para hanapin niya ako. HAHAHAHA. Clingy siya e. Magdusa siya.  Will I want an AI version of mother dragon in the flesh? Hell, yes! It’s dangerous kasi ideal version na ‘yun BUT, if that means she’ll live a longer, healthier and perhaps, happier life, I will take it. Kahit case study pa ako. Siya rin naman e. So quits lang. Shemayyyy. Sana nga may ganito na; but, OK. I know this would be another grandly dressed utopia which is an alternate reality. True. True. A dopamine OD is waving. And a bad crash will likely happen. But, I will take it. I don’t give a fuck. LUH.  OK back to tambak labada because we need to fuckin’ bike and do a round of errands over the weekend. Long leave coming soon, kaya push na ‘yan, girl! Tigil mo ‘yan HER on steroids fantasy mo sa nanay mong iniwan ka na, kasi kaya mo na. Kaya mo na noon pa. LUH.  PS: Dog are cloned na, years back pa. Baka dito muna tayo mag-start para quick win. GAGI. Seryoso ako because I don’t think I can find another dog like Vici. He’s obviously degenerating. Wala pa rin akong mahanap na super kamukha niya even when last year pa ako tumitingin-tingin. I rarely get attached kasi talaga in general, but when I do, mhie, sinasagad natin talaga.  PS 2: A few well-meaning friends na mga alipin ng K-drama recommended Dr. Romantic 3. LOLLOLLOLL. I watched it a few weeks back because I was stuck in a BGC overnight where I chose not to hold the remote. Todo build up pa sa Dr. Romantic 3 kasama ko. As in, hype kung hype. So sige.... FINE. I was so bored to death though may magaganda namang bits and pieces. May laban naman but, GA, NA and House pa rin. So ang ending, bashing mode kami. :D Sabi niya, panoorin daw niya GA saka NA. Pass sa House. Hahahahaha.

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Dark Souls x Warriors

So, it occurred to me today that Dark Souls would be a perfect fit for a Warriors/Musou crossover game. Here are some thoughts in no particular order.

I'm not sure Bloodborne would work as well, since I feel like it has less iconic NPC's, but I'd love for it to feature as DLC, especially at least as a level or two since the environment is the best part. I haven't played Sekiro, but again I suspect it would make for great DLC featuring Mr. Die Twice himself and a level or two.

Elden Ring has a lot of iconic characters, but I feel like it almost goes the other way and is too big for me to remember specific ones.

Regardless of "why", the real "why" of focusing on DS1-3 is because that's just what I want to do. Oh, also haven't played Demon Souls. Put it on Xbox, cowards.

So first off, I figure there has to be a male and female avatar for each of the three games. Hyrule/FE Warriors also introduce original characters, so perhaps that would fit too, especially if they fill a similar role, but with the original three protagonists appearing as enemies initially.

The point is: the protagonists, like in Hyrule/FE warriors, would be the most versatile ones able to equip multiple movesets. Dark Souls and Warriors are both series known for having varied movesets per weapon.

So, list of Dark Souls 1 movesets:

Axe

Hammer

Greataxe

Great Hammer

Fist

Shield

Spear

Polearm

Scythe

Curved Sword

Katana

Curved Greatsword

Straight Sword

Large Sword

Ultra Large Sword

Piercing Sword

Pyromancy

Sorceries

Miracles

Daggers

Whips

Lantern?

Bow

Crossbow

I figure shields get paired with straight swords, or perhaps any of the one handed-feeling weapons, but it's not a huge deal. I figure we adapt each of the three main magic types into a moveset. I don't think the DLC dark magic is bountiful enough to adapt here, but obviously from 2/3 we have hexes as an additional moveset.

Dark Souls 2 introduces a couple new movesets.

Claws

Lance

Twinblades

Hexes

Greatbow

Now, Dark Souls 2 of course also introduce power stancing. I figure the weapons that fit that motif have it incorporated, like daggers, fists, claws.

I don't think DS3 introduces new weapon types, but it does add weapon arts, which would be needed to inject some more fantastical elements and variety to the movesets.

As for armor, I think you include each of the protagonists in the box art armor, plus options for the starting class armors. I will circle back around if there are any other armor sets that strike me as iconic but are not associated with NPC's.

And the real meat: which NPC's I would include from each game!

DS1:

Solaire, duh

Laurentius - as pyromancer rep

Petrus -MAYBE but he is on thin ice

Ingward - looks cool but maybe just have him as a merchant

Crestfallen Warrior - maybe

Lautrec - his armor is too cool not to

Andre of Astora - maybe, he could wield the hammer

Shiva - cool armor, cool weapons

Siegmeyer - duh

Darkmoon Knightess - her armor is cool and female rep

Gwyndolin - One of the smaller bosses, I think it could work

Priscila - I think you'd have to shrink her but DS sizes have alwyas been wonky

Blacksmith Vamos - Just make him Andre skeleton

Patches - duh

Sieglinde - not essential, but just make her an alternate for Siegmeyer

Ornstein/Smough - They're iconic, just shrink them

Pinwheel - joke character

Artorias - duh

Big Hat Logan - sorcerer rep

Tarkus - The armor

Black/Silver Knight - Just so cool

Havel - duh

Mimic - They're so iconic, there is some move potential

Darkwraith Knight - A little generic but cool design

Oscar of Astora - Too iconic not too include

Gwyn - Seems doable

DS2:

Benhart of Jugo - Just for the sword

Mild Mannered Pate - I think this one is obvious

Gavlan - Not as playable, but as merchant

Lucatiel - the most obvious one

Straid - Maybe as a magic character

Vengarl - In headless form

The Pursuer - he only needs to get shrunk a little

Looking Glass Knight - same

Flexile Sentry - A lot of fun moves possible here

Lost Sinner - looks cool, humanoid

Ruin Sentinel - If you shrink them...

Old dragonslayer - Overlaps with Ornstein but maybe

Velstadt - Looks cool

Dragonrider - A little generic, but nearly already a player

Alva - iconic armor

Fume Knight - player adjacent

Sir Alonne - player adjacent

Burnt Ivory King - Kind of just a big player

DS3 overlaps a lot with 1, but:

Greirat - maybe, unique moveset potential

Siegward - The obvious one, Storm Ruler is cool

Anri/Horace - Maybe as a tag team

Leonhard - Cool hat

Hodrick - Maybe

Vilhelm - Maybe

Gael - duh

Iudex/Champion Gundyr - If you shrink him, maybe. So iconic

Crystal Sage - Sorcerer rep

Abyss watchers - No brainer, summon backup for ultimate

Dancer of the Boreal Valley - Shrink, great design

The Nameless King - Just shrink, so cool

Soul of Cinder - seems like a no brainer

These games tend to only feature a handful of bosses, so we have to be stringent. A caveat could be if we manage to work in several similar bosses as reskins, for example:

Midir/Guardian Dragon/Ancient Wyvern/Gaping Dragon/Oceiros/Sinh/Ancient Dragon/Seath/King of the Storm/Kalameet as reskins

Aside from that, I think the essential non-humanoid bosses of DS1 are:

Asylum/Stray/Firesage Demon - duh, and makes for an easy reskin job

Bell Gargoyles - Seems like this one is a no brainer

Capra Demon - MAYBE

Four Sif - Iconic

Nito - iconic

Queelag - iconic

DS2:

Last Giant/Giants in general - duh

Duke's Dear Freja

Nashandra

DS3:

Vordt of the Boreal Valley

High Lord Wolnir

Yhorm the Giant

Finally, a few locations from each. I'd like to see the hub areas as hub areas, so other than that:

DS1:

Undead Asylum

Undead Burg/Parish

Blighttown

Sen's Fortress

Anor Londo

New Londo Ruins

Painted World of Ariamis

DS2:

Forest of Fallen Giants

Heide's Tower of Flame

Lost Bastille

Earthen Peak/Harvest Valley

The underground areas

Drangleic Castle

Shulva, Sanctum City

Eleum Loyce

DS3:

Cemetery of Ash

High Wall of Lothric

Undead Settlement

Cathedral of the Deeo

Irithyll of the Boreal Valley

Profaned Capital

Archdragon Peak

Kiln of the First Flame

Painted World of Ariandel

Ringed City

Furthermore, Dark Souls would fit the upgrade mechanics of Warriors well. Titanite is already an arbitrary upgrade material, and the ability to infuse weapons would fit well too.

As for iconic armor that isn't starter, box art, or associated with another NPC or boss, definitely the Drangleic, Syan's, and Heide Knight set from DS2 (or make Heide Knight playable). Definitely the silly Xanthous set or an NPC that wears it.

And I think that is all!

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Yes, I'm a THIRSTY, HORNY and DEHYDRATED bicht. But I am proud of myself. Can I request more NSFW head cannons of our monster boyfriend? But don't make it dark, maybe add some after segg cares if you want? I LOVE YOU.

Don’t make it dark?? Don’t you know what I’m about??? I can’t believe this.

No I’m joking lol well damn, NSFW? Okay well, this is for the Monster Fuckers so kiddies look away. I’m sorry to those who don’t like NsFw. I will tag it as “NSFT” for Not Safe for Timeline but I also hide it under the cut. I’m sorry. I had fun with this...now I’m embarrassed lmao You guys seem to like these so...

The prompt has me thrown a bit, but I’ll just make some stuff up, I hope that’s okay.

NSFW Headcanons - Monster Boyfriend edition: Demon Lords, Vol. 1

Adult content. These are demons. If this disturbs you, then stop reading here. Otherwise, enjoy?

Lucifer

Level 3

He sheds his feathers on his body when he’s nervous. MC makes him nervous when he’s like this. What do they think of him? Is he ugly? Would they call him a monster?

He’s the most submissive in this form. Gentle touches make him shiver and jump. He feels the most vulnerable and actively moves away from MC if they try to be intimate.

But he wants the intimacy. It’s reassuring. He’s still wanted. He actually might cry a bit. He’s sensitive, be nice.

MC will have to do most of the initiating. After the first time MC had had intimacy with him like this, he will be more confident the next times they engage in any sexual activity.

Level 4

All the pride and confidence. None of that level 3 sissy business, he will have you.

He’s very grabby, and maybe grips a little too tight. He likes the power of being stronger than you. He wants you to know it.

He seems to always have his wings as wide as he can make them. It must be some sort of mating dance. He does have that part bird instinct in there somewhere. He wants to show off, maybe intimidate you a bit. Does he like fear?

Might use the feathers on his tail to tickle you to make you squirm while he has you. What fun!

Mammon

Level 3

He is very clingy. He wants to always be touching you. Even if it’s just the tips of his wings or tail, he wants to have the physical touch.

As he goes through this level, his ability to sense any Greed from the MC to be highly erotic. Talking about buying those new clothes you’ve been wanting? Turn on. Saying how you’re gonna share any of them with him? He can’t contain himself.

He loves pets. Brushes against his hair, feathers, scales, will make him coo. Bird noises, gotta love them.

Easy seduction outfit, should you choose to wear one, anything shiny. Gold chains? Perfect. Sheer black clothes but with gold edges and designs? Also perfect. He can’t resist the shiny.

Level 4

Don’t even think about leaving him, until he lets you. You’re part of his treasure now and he will preen and polish you accordingly.

Lazy in this form, expect lots of cuddling with the dragon. He’s quite warm. The texture on his underside is soft like skin even though it looks like lizard scales. Don’t be surprised when you feel surprise boners while laying with him. He may be lazy, but he’s not tired.

Touching the skin texture of his body is a great seduction tactic should you need one. It’s the sensitive side to his body while the rest is covered in feathers and scales.

While he will dress up MC in gold as a mating ritual, should MC do the same to him, it is the greatest indicator that you are accepting his proposal for intimacy.

Leviathan

Level 3

Two dicks. Look we all know it. We all agree. Moving on.

Touching the purple frills on his ears is like touching his junk. It’s a highly erroneous zone for him. But be gently, they are very soft and sensitive.

Do you even lift? Well you might need to because he is going to be wrapped around you the entire time. He’s quite heavy and good luck getting out of that one.

Laying with him in water is the best way to show any intimate intentions. Even if you think it’ll be a relaxing chill in the water, think again.

Level 4

Now if you’re brave and choose to sleep with a giant ass sea monster, you’re in luck because he can manipulate water to allow you to breathe in the water.

He is the largest of all the brothers in terms of monster size. He’s a giant sea dragon. So be careful when dealing with...well, his size.

He likes to flip you around in the water, so staying in one position is not an option. It’s like a dance!

Want to know if he’s into it? Watch the orange fleshy bits on his sides. The more he glows the more you know!

Satan

Level 3

If you’re into having sex after yelling and screaming at each other then congrats! So is he. Angry sex is what he’s about. He’s wrath. I mean, come on.

Belittle him. No really. He’ll want to prove you wrong. Fuels the fire.

Extremely dominant. Don’t even try to top him. Also you just finished? No rest for you, you’re going again.

He’s gonna scratch and mark you. Bring some bandaids.

Level 4

Okay first of all, you really want to sleep with this? He’s terrifying. He is an actual hell spawn. Well okay, be prepared for selfish sex. He’s rough.

Want to know if he’s into it? Watch the flames on his back. Can you pass your hand through it without it burning you? You pass. It’ll grow brighter and larger the closer he is to finishing.

Most likely to choke you.

Will call you names during the act, sorry. The “not nice” kind.

Asmodeus

Level 3

Words are your biggest weapon. Constant love and adoration is all you need when he’s like this. You won’t even need to touch him to work the magic.

As the avatar of lust, he knows the human body of all genders. His genitalia resembles a males’ but it does have a clit on the bottom side of the head of the dick. You can get real creative with that.

Kiss and touch his ears! He loves it. They might flick at your touch, but he’s into it.

Is able to have his scorpion tails in this form if he chooses to, and he likes pushing and pulling you around with them.

Level 4

More of a Dom in this form. He also enjoys a good mess.

Don’t grab onto his tails, he’s not into it. But grabbing onto his mane? Go right ahead with that.

A little bitey. Vampire tendencies.

Most likely to try and sex you on the ceiling. Why? Not sure. But he’s able to do it so just roll with it.

Beelzebub

Level 3

Look at that long ass tongue. He’s gonna use it. Why wouldn’t he use it? You’re gonna want him to use it. The paralysis saliva he can produce is something he can choose to use.

Will jump on you out of nowhere. No literally, where did he come from? It’s 3 Am and everyone else is asleep. But a good smack will get him to stop if it’s unwanted. Bad puppy.

He might share his food with you if he’s offering intimacy. Like with his mouth. Like it might already be chewed a bit.

Chromeo lyrics: ((Don’t turn the lights on! I want to see you in the dark~.)) His eyes are sensitive, okay.

Level 4

You ever had sex with a Minotaur? You ever wanted to?

Will carry you off to a secluded area that he has found for himself. He doesn’t want to be disturbed.

The longer you go with him, the hotter his body feels. Just like when he feeds, he’ll have steam coming off his body.

Most likely to hump your leg.

Belphegor

Level 3

He enjoys you being uncomfortable. Emotionally or physically.

Sleep paralysis demon. Hey, at least you won’t be doing most of the work.

He’ll quietly hum a lullaby to you to see if you’ll accept his intimacy proposal. If you hum back, you accept. Careful, he might hum your favorite song.

His wool is so soft. Why is it so soft? You need to touch all of it.

Level 4

If you’re not banging irl, you will in your dreams.

You ever wanted to have sex in space? He can make the best magic Galaxy projector you’ve ever seen, and without the paid promotion!

His wool smells of soothing herbs and incense. So despite his creepy ass behavior, you find a way to calm your nerves.

You’ll have the best sleep you’ve ever had afterwards.

[everfreerene]

Contract

A/n: I’ve argued this with my friend because they said Zhongli was hotter than Obey me Lucifer when they are literally the same person in different fonts, so I made this out of spite

P.S; I’ve won, and now they are simping for my boy Luci

P.P.S; this is inspired by this work/comic ☆

Pairings: Female!Obey me Lucifer!Reader x Mortal!Zhongli

Warnings: short like my height

"𝗛𝗲𝘆, 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗮𝘁 𝗺𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗲𝘆𝗲𝘀. 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗱𝗲𝗹𝘂𝗱𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘁, 𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗲 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗺𝗯𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁."

“A contract you say?” Y/n, who sat at her office desk in the House of Lamentations, repeats the words of the male mortal

“Yes, miss Y/n a contract. One that lasts forever.” Zhongli confirmed,

“I do not know why you wish to have a contract when you already have a pact with me but very well, I shall grant your request.” Y/n sighs and grabs the pen on her desk, Zhongli however stops her by placing his hand over hers.

“Mr. Zhongli?” Y/n stares quizzically at the male that smiled at her.

“Pardon me, Miss y/n.” Placing a hand on her shoulder Zhongli leans downwards and places his lips on hers.

“Mn..!”

Zhongli places his unoccupied hand on Y/n’s jaw and tilts her head a bit for her comfort,

The male mortal separates with the female once he felt his breathe shorten, swiping his thumb over Y/n’s lips, “marriage contract, complete.”

A soft chuckle erupts from her, as a familiar heat came crawling over her face, “you sure are bold Mr. Zhongli, having me — the avatar of pride — as your wife?”

“I am sure about my decisions Miss Y/n,” Zhongli merely smiles at her, “it’s settled then, from this day forth, you are bound to me, and me alone,” Y/n’s smile was the last thing he saw before his vision faded into black.

“I see you’ve finally awoken,” a feminine voice intrudes Zhongli’s ears as he wakes up from his dream,

“Miss Y/n?” He questions, sitting up from the bed — that was clearly not his — rubbing away the sleepiness from his eyes.

“Miss Y/n? Are you still sick?” Zhongli felt a shift from his side and a warm hand placed on his forehead.

“You’re not making sense Miss Y/n, I’ve been calling you that since the start of the program” He asked back, in which Y/n just chuckles at “Zhongli, dear, it’s been years since the exchange program, we’ve been married for 6 years and counting now” she explained with a soft look.

“Y/n! Human-in-law! Your child is-Oh” Mammon—with a child in his arms—stood by the door frame after kicking the door open before Zhongli could reply, and earning the white haired male the elder demoness’s annoyance.

“Mammon.” She called his name with an irked smile and a dark glare on her face.

“Let’s run Xiao!” The said male laughed nervously before running out of the room.

The dark haired child’s laugh could be heard along the hallways of the House of Lamentations.

Y/n sighs, standing up from the bed, leaving a kiss on Zhongli’s forehead and left the room to scold her younger brother.

Zhongli could only chuckle at the never changing antics of the two siblings