#it was like……70F

[groenendaze]

pointy

[aquanutart]

[deusluxuria]

even though giorno probably has 1000/10 magical hair with no split ends or anything so he doesn't even need to do this, he's an absolute genius for the way he ends his braid by looping the end up into the hair tie for a smoother look

[pcktknife]

i am always filled with so much dread

[altruistic-meme]

thinking about the twinyards first summer in South Carolina and how they both talk big game bc it gets plenty hot in California too, and Nicky nods along and buys extra ice cream and fans anyway. the twins refuse to go back on their word but Nicky watches them both make sure to always sit where the fan will hit them, he watches how fast the ice cream is depleted as they tear through it twice as fast as normal. he makes sure to be discreet as he drops water bottles next to them frequently because he knew they would underestimate exactly how hard the humidity would hit them and he knows their prides won't let them ask for it.

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

also so interesting seeing that temp poll go around bc some of y’all. what do u mean u can’t stand the 90s that’s like. the perfect summer temperature y’all are wild

[queer-reader-07]

the temperature gets above maybe 22 and i am immediately reminded that i am not built for hot weather

[pendraegon]

costar really told me to take the L 😭

[bright-and-burning]

feels like 40C outside ksjdksjd oh my god.

[driftingballoons]

Gotta stay warm as the temperature drops

[bunnyb34r]

It's fucking hot my dudes 🥵

[tronlightcyclerun]

grid was freezing cold all the time because i go anywhere slightly warm and im suddenly twice as gay as i was before

[bitchfitch]

while i was at Aquashella there were multiple tables selling axolotls and it reminded me about a handful of posts made by people who probably had good intentions about how so many Endangered axolotls would be Poached for the Evil Pet Trade if people kept liking them so much.

and y'all. that is so fucking funny because most people don't even know what a wild axolotl looks like. They're muddy brown/grey.

The white and pink leucistic ones are the descendents of lab animals that were collected for research around stem cells, limb regeneration, and a few other misc applications.

they're lucys because theyve been intentionally genetically modified. there is legit no reason to poach axolotls when the real all organic animal is muck grey and has the disposition of a prudish victorian noble woman while the ones already in the pet trade breed readily in captivity, can handle a larger range of water parameters, and come in way more weird colors. like "floresces green under black light bc of the jelly fish DNA some scientists gave it's grandparents to confirm Other genetic modifications were being incorporated into the animals DNA."

which you can buy as a baby for 70 bucks, and like btw, wildtypes go for around 45, and are usually the by-product of breeding for other colors due to how most morphs are comprised of recessive genes.

you can get combo adult breeder pair deals for 100$ and have a quadspmillion of the fuckers in a few weeks. and Not run the risk of getting massive fines and jail time for it like you would for poaching the ones that look like they came from a breeders soft cull bin.

[discworldwitches]

these tags are making me realize that some canadian stereotypes are true

[realwizardshit]

so my DM has a house rule where if you roll two nat 1s, you get a permanent bane on whatever you rolled, and if you roll two nat 20s you get a permanent boon. this works because our roll20 settings have it so that every d20 roll happens twice and we just pick either the first roll for normal, or the higher/lower roll for advantage/disadvantage. this results in player characters accumulating these buffs and debuffs over time and gradually getting Weirder. for example, in this way my paladin has:

enchanted her own sword twice

acquired a weakness to Fire

lost her ability to grapple effectively

upgraded her own darkvision

gained the ability to detect lies by measuring heart rate (my pedantic ass must add that this is pseudoscience but it's just dnd we're all having fun here)

[redrobin-detective]

I think u happy in terrerrerararium. Warm lamp, rocks and plants, places to hide. Many good things.

Bestie, if you put me in a terrarium, as long as there are heat lamp and rocks to lay on, I will be set for life. I'll lie on those rocks, reading or writing or drawing until I feel shy and go hide in the plastic foliage. Please don't tap on my enclosure, it will scare me! If you feed me and treat me well, I might give your finger a tentative lick and potentially even crawl into your hand. Just watch out for when I'm angy, I will bite!