o k capt Jack Sparrow, did Omega take your athleticism with her
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Please... they're so tired.
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
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jean's dedication to the bit and to humiliating himself is truly incredible. cuz like, day one, ok, this wig is a funny joke between me and harry. day two, harry will certainly give up on the amnesia schtick. day three, this joke is on me. day four, my life is a joke. day five+, i am an absurd clown and i'm going to make everyone around me uncomfortable on purpose. haha.
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Don't question what logical loops I had to leap through to make this happen, Shockwave's already doing that for y'all :)
do you think in universes where empurata exists that shockwave can remember the feeling of having a face? of remembering seeing from two eyes instead of one? does his head burn in pain as a twitch of non-existant lips spark incomplete pathways through his brain, does he miss the sensation of teeth and tongue beneath those twitching lips, heavy against the bottom of the mouth he no longer has?
:) Big Boobie Decepticons :)
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I'm thinking abt that pretty fall leaves embroidery pattern post and about how like... it is categorically a repost, it's a reupload. right? a thing that is generally disliked. but because it's credited, it's genuinely boosting the artist in question.
and it could ALWAYS be like this. reposting content could ALWAYS be a symbiotic relationship, but because sourcing back to the original creator of something is so uncommon, it's just easier to ask people not to repost it at all. and people still don't understand the difference. or they'll go to the effort of cropping out usernames/signatures to repost something, which is More Effort than literally crediting the creator of something you liked enough to want to repost.
Like. I literally don't actually care if my own shit gets reposted, you have to understand. I just don't want it STOLEN. But "do not repost" is easier to write on my art than "you can repost this, but don't alter the image/remove my signature, don't you dare write 'credit goes to the artist' because that is not credit, please link back to my original post or someplace that you can actually find me. please use an actual link/url instead of writing a non-clickable link of my username, because making it text instead of a clickable link cuts the number of people who will go to the effort of visiting my own page in Half."
All those aggregate themed accounts, those fuckin annoying as hell instagrams and facebook groups that are like "body positive art we love wamen 💕 hashtag feminism" and then MASS-STEAL plus sized art created by women, if pages like these that always go and steal my older self-portraits and other works... If they just put a link to my prints of those pieces in the text of those posts, or, fuck, my commission info page? I would literally be living on the moon right now. I would have a house on the moon
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Todays the day. I need to get a job, even if that jobs not in the gaming industry. So I’m heading to the library to print up a resume and apply at a little local chain of mattress stores.
The guy instantly liked me when I went in to do a secret shop for a competing store and offered to hire me on the spot so I figure if I can chat with him he’ll still like me enough to consider me.
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im so glad that we never get a clear picture of sophie’s background in leverage & i hope we never do. however i also really like making up various, often conflicting backstories for her in my head. perhaps they’re all backstories for an alias of hers, ones she laid to rest back in season two.
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It would be really funny, if Ahsoka was just really bad at telling humans apart.
Like how we can struggle quite a bit to tell different animals apart from one another, it would make sense that it would be the same between different alien species.
It is expected that she would get come of the clone mixed up, the just wrote it off as all looking the same. However they start to notice that it isn’t just them when Ahsoka mistakes Anakin for Rex. And again when she mistakes Obi-Wan for Fives, and again when she mixes up Yularen with Boil.
They only then realize that she’s just not very good with human faces.
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Lilia: *chatting about Silver's childhood*
Ash, staring at Silver, realizing several things: oh my god, are you a changling?
*Malleus and Sebek choke on their tea. Silver looks confused*
Lilia, gasping: I'm not a cradle snatcher! That's been outlawed for centuries!
Ash: you Just Said you kid-
Lilia: I was joking! I found him abandoned in a cottage!
Ash: . . . *narrowing her gaze at him in suspicion*
Lilia: I'm not a baby thief! Malleus, tell her!
Malleus: Lilia would not. . . However I did not meet Silver until he was nearly 2 years old.
Ash, slamming her hands on the rable: I KNEW IT!
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Hi, I got home from school like 45 mins ago
WHAT?!
Ur kidding. The time zone has gone too far, are you in Russia or something man?
My time as of current.
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betting any money that "my Brazilian boyfriend" is about to become Fit's new "the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft"
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Since atla is again having an extra surge of popularity, I'm shooting my shot:
[ID: (Rest of image description in alt). At the bottom of the image sits the text: "Zuko: Okay. Well, I can't remember how it starts, but the punchline is "leaf me alone, I'm bushed."" ID end].
Did we ever find out what the setup for this joke was? I feel kinda haunted by it. If not- anyone wanna make their best or worst guesses?
edit: I now know what "I'm bushed" mean, but go ahead anyway 👍
haunted thoughts in tags ↓
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