#it's gotta be him

[rainba]

Kairos and Luka with a P-star...... that is all, oh great one

These two asks are a little similar, so I’m gonna pair them together (─‿‿─)♡

If darling was a porn star, Kairos would definitely be your number one fan! Always donating you the little bit of spare money that he has, constantly watching all your videos/staring at photos of you, etc. He'd always have at least one tab open with your content on there. ☆⌒(> _ <)

Kairos would be addicted to watching porn of you while being insanely jealous that other people get to fuck you on camera, and not him. ^^;;;;;;;

Aggressively jerking off as he listens to you moaning, closing his eyes and pretending that it’s him who’s making you cum and not the other person in the video. One day, it'll really be him!! One day.

Kairos would also leave anonymous comments on all of your posts, LOL. And he always argues with anyone who dares to say anything bad about you online. ┐(シ)┌

If you’re a sex worker without all the cameras, Kairos would be envious of your partners… But he figures that you’re only doing that stuff for money, and that you don’t actually have feelings for anyone else. >_<

He dreams that one day his career will pay him way more, and he'll eventually be able to provide for you!! If he has enough money to support you, then that means you no longer have to do sex work. You can just put all your attention on him instead! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

But, for now... All he can do is save up his money and hope that he can afford to 'be with you' one day, at least once. In his singular session with you, he'll make you fall in love with him!!

After that, you'll quit your work sooner rather than later, simply to be his devoted partner. ..・ヾ(。＞＜)シ

Flawless plan......

If you're just a darling who was a sex worker in the past, Kairos wouldn't mind that much. Does it bother him sometimes that other people got to see your body...? A little bit!! But that's only when he's feeling deeply insecure about himself. ｡･ﾟ(ﾟ><ﾟ)ﾟ･｡

On most days, it isn't really that serious to him... Because he has you now, and that's what matters most! You love him, and nobody else from your past.

All those people were just a means to an end... Meanwhile, he's your true love! (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

With Luka… He’d basically make you quit your line of work immediately. >_<;;;;;;

It doesn't matter if you're a P-star or just a sex worker in general. When you’re with him, you’re not allowed to be with other people– he’ll be the one to provide and support you financially!

With being a P-star and all, though… There would be one exception: you can keep making videos, so long as it's only with him. He wouldn't mind showing the world just how good he can fuck you, so long as his face and name aren't posted on the internet with it. Only his body. (*^^*)♡

(Luka wouldn't really want to have his coworkers/boss to find out about it... It's just easier if he doesn't have to explain the situation to them.) ┐(シ)┌

Also, if your sex work is all in the past, Luka really doesn't care. You've been with other people before? You used to show off your body for money...?

Who cares?

You belong to him now. The past is irrelevant. ღ

[hansoeii]

The Doctor!

[bookshelfpassageway]

yknow i dont go here but sometimes i gotta go: seriously respect clowns. they have the worst pop culture representation in the world and also the best most thorough honor code. they're just here to be silly little guys who bring joy and are very conscientious about doing so responsibly. let them to their merriment in peace you dont hafta take potshots. i dont go here but like maybe i should, you all seem super chill

[jeanivere]

arthur morgan tiddies and tummy thats all im gonna say

[chloesimaginationthings]

In every FNAF universe William Afton can't count

[allthewhumpygoodness]

Big fan of when a character's grief/trauma/guilt manifests as physical symptoms. Big fan of characters keeping things so tight inside them that it makes them sick. Big fan of when the line blurs between a character's mental trauma and physical illness until it's hard to tell which is which anymore.

[itsafreetrialofdeath]

my boyfriend husband doesn't believe that his cat bullies mine

pt. 2

[ocdhuacheng]

So laios and fallin have been ostracized by society since they were children, Marcille has lifelong grief from constantly outliving her loved ones that leads her to dark magics, kabru’s village was destroyed by monsters, senshi and mithrun both have horror movie level backstories, izutsumi was sold as a freak show attraction, and then there’s chilchuck, who is a normal ass divorced middle aged man. And somehow he’s the most shady and secretive out of all of them

Edit can y’all please let me live I didn’t make this post bc I think chilchuck doesn’t have his own trauma or doesn’t experience racism or that being a union boss is a walk in the park or whatever I made it because him lying that he cheated on his wife to get the others to stop asking about his family was funny as fuck. Come on.

[shadow4-1]

I'm just imagining being a double agent sent to infiltrate the 141 and kill Ghost, except you're smarter than all the men who've tried. You know brute force won't get you where you need to be, so instead you pretend to be a sweet little medic who's got a crush on him.

And when he finally takes you to bed, and you've got him underneath you, you pull out a pocket knife and press it to his jugular.

And he just cums. Hard.

He's not phased in the slightest, even when his orgasm finally ends and theres a little blood trickling down his neck. He just chuckles up at you, seemingly taking your confusion for awe.

"Could've just told me yer into that kinky shit, Love."

[pollyanna-nana]

So. It’s no secret that the dunmeshi manga gradually changed art style as it went on (thereby twinkifying a few characters…) but I like to think that, in Thistle’s case specifically, it was also a change in perception by the party. I mean…

Early in the story, when all they knew about him was that he was the creepy, all-powerful mad sorcerer? Probably were much more intimidated by him. Same with the reader. BUT….

By the end? Oh, he’s just a little jester twink who writes poetry and can be picked up and slung around like a bag of potatoes. No way they could take him seriously anymore. Literally this meme but in reverse

Little guyification…

[kenchann]

king of snork mimimimimi-ing

[redsray]

Batfam AU where Jason never dies, so Tim doesn't join the family the standard way. Instead, he continues pouring most of his time and energy into his photography, eventually becoming known as a popular photographer for events and all that. So now, picture this: Tim gets hired to be a photographer for a Wayne gala. Obviously, he's ecstatic, because he can take pictures of Batman, Robin and Nightwing and be in their presence for a whole night. Since Tim is so naturally talented in stealth and taking pictures unnoticed, the second one of the fam realises this they're like: this kid is good. Tim manages to go unnoticed by all 3 of them (all bat-trained, one literally batman) multiple times during the night, and even when he is noticed, he disappears before they can manage to get a good look at him; to the sheer amazement of Dick and Jason.

Jason, (very discreetly putting snacks in his suit pocket): i know you're under the table, kid.

Tim: don't mind me, Mr. Todd-Wayne, sir, just taking a few pictures

Jason: right... Jason's fine, and what pictures were you taking from under the table?!

Tim, showing him perfectly good shots of him: these.

Jason: how did you get that. it looks like you took it from the rafters

Tim, nodding: I did.

Jason, glancing at the ceiling: ...what?

Tim, gone:

Jason: no fucking way.

Dick, hearing a very, very faint camera shutter from behind him:

Dick, turning around and finding no one there: what the actual...

Dick, getting the feeling of being watched and whirling around to find Tim staring at him from across the room: ... huh.

Jason, pulling Dick aside: you see that kid too, right?!

Dick, nodding: the camera kid, yeah?

Jason: who is that.

Dick: he's one of the hired photographers, apparently. one of the best in his field, despite his age.

Jason: he's good. like, really good. snuck up on me 4 times already, the little bastard.

Dick: you too? i swear he's constantly watching. it's creepy how well he can sneak past both of us.

Jason:

Dick:

Jason: you don't think...

Dick: no. B would've told us.

Jason:

Dick:

Dick: did he get another kid and not tell us somehow

Bruce: what do you mean another kid?

Jason: you heard us. did you adopt another kid and not tell us?!

Bruce: no?? how would I even?? ... what's this about?

Dick: one of the photographers has managed to sneak up on both me and Jay multiple times already

Bruce: what.

Jason: he also can't be more than like. 15 or 16. so forgive us for assuming you took another one in.

Bruce: do you know his name?

Dick:

Jason:

Bruce: really?

Dick: in our defence, he's very hard to catch. i wouldn't be surprised if he's snuck up on you, too.

[camera shutter noise]

All of them, whipping their heads toward the sound only to find nothing but air:

Tim, smiling from the other side of the room:

Jason: do you see what we mean?!

Cue an entire night of shenanigans where it's just Dick, Jason and Bruce trying to catch Tim and learn about him. Upon finding out who he is and where he lives, Dick immediately asks to keep him as an honorary member of the family. Jason is hesitant at first but at some point Tim calls Bruce Batman instead of Mr. Wayne on accident and Jason laughs so hard he's basically won over. Bruce can do nothing but watch as Tim proceeds to come over almost every night for sleepovers and is coddled by both of his sons. And he can't deny, the kid's investigation and stealth skills are top tier. By the time Dick and Jason both start referring to Tim as 'their younger brother' Bruce has just accepted his fate.

[spectra-bear]

[notebooks-and-laptops]

People do not talk enough about how amazing Lae'zels voice acting is. Devora Wilde put her whole ass pussy into some of those lines but nobody pays attention and calls laezel one note and angry. But have you listened? Have you heard her voice shake as she cries "what good - this heart of stone - for it to be shattered?" Have you heard the conviction where she declares that Vlaketh has sinned against her? Have you listened to the fear in her voice, the slight tremble when she is talking of becoming a mindflayer and the way that she has utter awe in her tones when she experiences something that is truly spiritual to her? Like. It's such a subtle and great performance.

[nerdpoe]

Phantom, the new addition to Young Justice, just accidentally made Impulse cry.

Whoops.

Impulse had been talking about a candy that had been in the future, that he missed a lot, that had no equivalent in modern times.

So the next time Danny was in the Zone, he asked Clockwork if he could reach into the future and grab a bar. Clockwork just told him that the timeline he was talking about was dead, but that the people from it were occupying the Zone if he skipped forward in time a bit; maybe one of them knows how to do a homemade version?

So he does that, with the help of Clockwork, and manages to find someone from that doomed and dead timeline that knows how to make a homemade equivalent.

He returns to the world of the living and recreates it, and Impulse is beyond ecstatic for both the food and the recipe.

Then he asks where Danny found this.

Danny, mostly human but having been something other for so long that the concept of 'Death' doesn't hit him the same way, cheerfully says he sought the dead souls of the future that had been dissolved and asked.

Now everyone is glaring at him and Impulse can't stop crying.

Shit.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Five nights at Springtrap’s is just William Aftons arguing..