#it's so god damn funny

[notsooriginaltrash]

Honestly Christmas can be cancelled already because my bestie already gave me the greatest christmas present

[ozonecologne]

literally so funny that the only thing anyone will ever remember about supernatual in like 10 years+ is the gay angel/hunter dynamic that the network didn't even want to make real. that's your legacy. you're the destiel show. that's all you'll ever be. outside your own little bubble, that's all anyone ever refers to you as. when people bring up supernatural, destiel is the only association they have. i don't know anyone who knows anything else about it. phenomenal.

[1hellofacookie]

Do... do you like

...the colours of the sky?

please tell me nobody did this yet 💀💀

[lotus-pear]

charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

[babacontainsmultitudes]

RIP Will Campos the only person who was murdered this episode.

[kkoct-ik]

yttdisms now im moved in

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

You guys wouldn’t BELIEVE how normal I am about this man, I definitely DON’T lay awake at night thinking about him…

[chiefnooniensingh]

John Wick + “Yeah”.

John Wick (2014) John Wick Chapter 2 (2017) John Wick Chapter 3 Parabellum (2019) John Wick Chapter 4 (2023) - Final Trailer

[wildflowercryptid]

the kalosian worms are quickly eating away at my brain, folks.

[purpleskelet0n]

I want this to be my first public contribution to this fandom

he was never good with the sniper rifle

[gothghostiie]

also. I had a dream about price last night and it would be a crime not to share, so

imagining price fucking you, he's got you pinned underneath him. thighs pressed towards your torso as much as he can without hurting you one way or another, hips rutting into you at a speed and strength that knocks the breath out of your lungs. he made you cum before fucking you - you're always his priority - so you're extra sensitive, walls clinging to his fat cock like they're trying to not let it get away, while everything is too much at the same time. you're fighting tears of overstimulation, chanting his name between babbled pleas, gripping whatever you can get of him. it only gets worse when he's about to cum; his thrusts get nearly brutal, making you cry out with each one. you try to push him off, slow him down, do something to make the overstimulation stop; but it's all for nothing when he lets go of your legs and leans forward, the angle letting him thrust even deeper. one arm is hoisting him up, the other is suddenly cradling the back of your head and pressing you into his hairy chest to muffle your pitiful moans and mewls while he finishes :(

[recapitulation]

[ID: gifs from the series "Mysterious Lotus Casebook" showing the characters Fang Duobing, Li Lianhua, and Di Feisheng together. The gifs show, in order: Fang Duobing elbowing Di Feisheng away as he tries to choke Li Lianhua, Fand Duobing stopping the three of them as they walk and gesturing to Di Feisheng, Li Lianhua pouring tea for Di Feisheng and refusing to do so for Fang Duobing, Di Feisheng steadying Li Lianhua as he wears the wedding dress, Fang Duobing smelling his arm and scowling as Li Lianhua smells Di Feisheng's wound in the Lotus Tower, Fang Duobing pointing at Di Feisheng and Li Lianhua tapping his arm away, the three of them walking together as Li Lianhua looks at a map, both of them helping Li Lianhua sit up, the three of them standing all holding swords, and Fang Duobing and Di Feisheng on the beach, with Li Lianhua on the shore in a fur coat. /end ID]

[dipperscavern]

(apologies in advance if I’m repeating my ask, tumblr literally crashed as I pressed the send button and the app’s being bratty 😭 ig it couldn’t take all the Cregan thirst)

I was wondering what you’d think abt Cregan giving massages? He has…very big, strong hands. The VIENS on those paws, I just know it in my loins. I can imagine them wandering, maybe groping…maybe leading to him manhandling his lady…maybe pinning her facedown into their mattress, body completely encompassing hers…flush against her back…breath and lips hot on her neck as he rutted against her fully clothed…until he wasn’t tehe~

I’ll just leave this here, had to share the vision

~<3

ur all good!! this is the first time it sent haha

i….. oh my god. okay so first off this is delicious and second off we have no secrets here, i’m a hand girlie so this is giving me THOUGHTS GOD

and with how strong he is you know he gives the best massages. those warm, firm hands working out knots with a pressure you couldn’t even dream of. this would also go with father!cregan when you’re pregnant and sore :(( ANYWAYS

you’re so right about the wandering part. he used all his restraint when you were betrothed, and now that you’re his entirely, it’s rare that he tries to hold back anymore. you’re his wife, why wouldn’t he feel the curves of your waist? grope the soft flesh of your thighs? lightly brush against your tits? you lean right into him, who is he to stop?

and he’s working u so good you just can’t help but make a few noises. and they go straight to his cock (naturally), so it leads to his front pressed against your back… letting you feel all of him. you’re putty in his hands, it didn’t take much to maneuver you into the position he wanted you in. (as you said) his lips trailing hot kisses on your neck, and even though you’re clothed, he’s rubbing against you just right. then when you’re about to cum, he completely pulls away, making u whine. he just silences you with his lips as he moves to pull your clothing off. 🙂‍↕️

[opens-up-4-nobody]

I crucify the birthday boy as a treat

[pirateprincessjess]

i've literally never seen a human in my life and i can still clock you as a dog effortlessly… oh it's bad, the adorable girly pup face. imagine how canine you look to other humans…

go do a puppy brained trick and stfu… YWNBAH.

🐶-y and ❤️-y

(I’m making fun of Josie’s weird anon hate. I think you’re super cool please don’t take this as serious hate)

Clock me harder baby

[some-pers0n]

The second chapter in Darkstalker is still the funniest thing ever to me.

Arctic: "Jesus fuck, that baby is ugly. He looks like you."

Foeslayer: "I'm going to name him Darkstalker because it means that he'll stalk the dark and protect others."

Arctic: "You're weird as hell. I wish I divorced your ass earlier."

Darkstalker, Who Is Literally A Newborn: "Goo goo ga ga. (Father, I despise you with every fiber of my being. I have watched from within the constraints of my egg, this prison, as the love and life within you dwindles. I cannot forgive you for what you have done. You are the sole reason as to why I now much conquer the world.)"

Arctic: "Please throw him off the cliff."