#its SEX okay

[whimsical-roasting]

Any hc on Jamie in bed? 😅 x

fuck yes, thank you for asking

i have so many and i have problems keeping it short but oh god jamie in bed (its too long, i've cut some and it doesn't make logical sense)

he's clearly experienced - babes he's a famous footballer who used to be hella prick-ish.. he was f u c k i n g

i like to think since yall have intimacy and some emotional connection that the kisses aren't all fast and sloppy... they start off deep and slow. you on your back and him on top of you, between your legs. it gets more passionate and heated - he's the type to bite your bottom lip and suck on your tongue (same, its a goat makeout move)

he'll pull away and you're lifting your head, tryna follow his lips. he just chuckles kinda smug about how bad you want him

i'm someone who's super sensual so i like thinking about holding his face and peppering open mouth kissing all over - cheek, temple, chin, adam's apple... he loves it, it's soft lovin but it gets him going

he's so fucking hot man...he works out and trains so hard and you can SEE the fruits of his labour. and you're appreciating those fruits by giving open mouth kisses and letting your tongue lick up his body.. it makes him shiver a bit, and you grin against his stomach

I LIKE TO BELIEVE HE'S INTO BODY WORSHIP. he would fucking LOVE kissing down your body, your arms, your thighs with this kinda devotion holy fuck

obviously you're worshipping his body...look at him..

the kind to slide down to have his face between your legs, essentially making out with your inner thighs and your head just falls back

he'd love to press and dig his fingers into your thighs, they're SO soft and malleable and he loves the way its his fingers digging into your thighs because you're his

the man is def possessive, i can imagine hickeys all over your chest

spreads you open and cocky chuckle "you're soakin love, for me?" "all mine huh?"

he gives good fucking head oh my god, and his fingers would twist inside of you. he'd pull them out and use those same slicked up fingers to massage your inner thigh as he suctions onto your clit

i most definitely think he'd give praise and i bet he eats up getting praised

he's good at dirty talk too... the kind to be doing strokes in missionary and your face gives away how good it feels so he plays dumb "right there, baby? just like that? you like that?" and you just whine, nodding desperately...he eats it up

he likes being close to you and seeing your face.. you straddling him and his face in your titties while you kiss his forehead??? perfect. he can die happy now.

i think the cocky lil shit would love doing backshots in front of a mirror, his hand around your throat..."look at us, sweetheart"

he enjoys it slow and deep with his face in your neck and he's groaning, whining and cussing

alternatively, he loves it rough and fast too, when you're like all like "holy fuck fuck fuck, please jamie PLEASE" - MAN he goes harder.. the walls need to SHAKE with the sound of you cheering for him

i could go on forever but LASTLY (for now), can we imagine pls sitting him in front of a mirror and sliding between his legs to give him head? him looking down at you, your pretty eyes looking up at him with his dick in your mouth!! and he just closes his eyes and groans, and you whisper, voice hoarse from taking him in your throat "look at yourself, handsome, so good for me" and his eyes flutter open to catch his reflection

his cheeks red, and your head bobbing and "so good for me" just repeats in his head and he'd get all whiney, his hands tangled into your head. i like to believe he's cute and needy and thrusts into your mouth when he hears all the slurpy sounds you make around him

[yrsonpurpose]

Alex ± Henry's waist

[eskildit]

at this point its my headcanon that camilla was having a whole vigilante justice arc while on new rho and nona just didnt know about it. like she definitely killed that neighbor that was abusing his wife and i do not think she stopped there. <3

[toytulini]

listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

get a better joke

[pansy-picnics]

They know too much for their own good

[urkuri]

roman roy brain explosion eulogy

(I have inprnt btw!)   

[hawnks]

We need to talk more abt kissing.

Who presses harder? Who decides the pace? Who does delicate licks and who’s trying to stick their whole tongue in your mouth? Who pecks first? Nibbles your lip a little? Who gets so excited that they bump teeth and you have to spend a few minutes laughing and recovering?

[technicallyneon]

big ups to substance abuse

[aterfish]

Being ace is an opposite of fuck around and find out:

Fuck nobody and never know for sure

[ace-culture-is]

sex neutral (leaning towards repulsed) ace culture is finally getting over your severe anxiety enough to in theory initiate a relationship with someone, but being scared to because most people want sex out of a relationship and while that’s something you’d be okay with in theory it’s still not something you really Want to do, and you’re afraid nobody will want you if you have to explain you’re one o’ them cringe asexuals

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[relaxxattack]

every time someone calls moirallegience just an alien qpr i wilt a lil like YEAH thats more or less the CLOSEST human thing but its also Literally Not That. like a qpr is fundanmentally not romantic and thats not even going into moirails whole Actual Purpose of calming ppl down. its just. aughhhhh pisses me off i see the confusion but, as aformentioned, aughhhhh

OH MY GOD THIS HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME TOO.... but i don't want to get petty at the people in my notes always saying "moirails are QPRs!" because in some ways that is the closest human thing so it's hard to be mad...

i think there's definitely some overlap in some ways. but NOT because moirallegiance and qprs are the same at all really, but INSTEAD because both relationships have unconventional boundaries defined by the people within them.

you know... like every relationship.

like the only reason the two have overlap is because they are both partnerships that emotionally care for each other but can choose to not bang (which is true for any romance anyway, even if it's considered abnormal). they're both just romances* that are unconventional to human norms, which makes people view them as the same thing when they're not.

i think the REAL issue here is that humans insist on using human words to understand things that are just, fundamentally, alien. can't we just appreciate alien romance for being... alien romance?

no, it's not platonic, it's romantic. it's just romantic in a way you aren't quite wired to understand, is all.

*in generalization, most QPRs are not romantic, because they are made up of aroaces who are life partners in a non-romantic way. however i want to disagree with you that none of them are romantic, because that is up to the partners in question.

[yuri-for-businesswomen]

there really is a trend of privileged women entering prostitution or onlyfans and then becoming very loud on social media about how much they love it or some other outlandish shit to garner more attention and get their book or youtube channel of the ground.

imagine quitting your regular job for a few years to live in poverty only to write a book about your experiences or whatever and go to talk shows and get your social media career going when you knew you could just go back to your regular life anytime.

spitting on marginalised women. nobody cares about the millionth story of a trafficking victim or people society at large fails like struggling single mothers, female drug addicts and homeless women, and women who immigrate from poverty into wealthy countries. their stories remain widely unheard while these women take the stage. makes me sick.

no, people want to hear about „empowered women“, young, educated and eloquent women who just love sex so much they chose prostitution. they eat up narratives implying apparent hoards of young attractive women who are materialistic nymphomaniacs. and nobody has to question why men who love sex buy it instead of selling their own bodies! because look these women love it so much! and theyre so intellectual about it!

[oifaaa]

fave jason ship?

💕Jason / Murder 💕

[mail-me-a-snail]

sometimes i look at the line of characters that people on here have famously infantalized (characters that are also, "coincidentally", widely headcanoned as neurodivergent in some way) and i gotta wonder.

how do you get so far removed from canon that you forget that, considering the themes of their stories, these characters would ABSOLUTELY know what sex is.

[confoodles]

Does anyone else feel like Aylinluna was horribly out of character this episode?? I've heard that apparently some things were cut, so that might be the reason but it still felt weird. Like ur telling me Luna, who has literally been so respectful of Aylin's boundaries literally even last episode, is suddenly forcing her to go out of her comfort zone?? Okay, fine, I understand the concept of wanting ur gf to get along with ur friends, but ur telling me Luna wouldn't stand up for Aylin when someone is clearly getting in her face and making her uncomfortable?? That she would call her an ALIEN??!!!

[skitskatdacat63]

It's just still brainrotting me so badly, LIKE WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?!?!?!?!