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[haveihitanerve]

Steph and Bruce things-

Bruce once said- “when I die I want you to be the one who lowers me into the grave so you can let me down one last time” and dick gaped at him in horror, jason exploded into laughter, and steph glared at him before giving him a high five

Steph ends every argument with him with “i won this argument” even if she- especially if she very clearly did not

When she gets injured Bruce forces her to stay at the manor. Its the only time he is permitted to actually parent her because she is injured and needs to recover, but thats not to say she doesn't break into the cave and annoy him during work and force him to take her with him everywhere

Steph has all the codes and keys for everything in Wayne Manor/Batcave, but still breaks in everytime she comes over. It drives Bruce insane

When bruce gets injured shes one of the kids who sits at his side the whole time, especially if its because of her or its a big injury(dick is usually the other one)

When he gets sick she forces him to sit on the couch with her all day and folds him into a burrito blanket and eat junk food and slightly burnt soup with bread and watch trashy tv

When she gets sick bruce wraps her in a blanket burrito that she actually cannot escape from and takes her everywhere with him, just carting around his technically not daughter who is forced to be there and take the medicine he gives her and food and everything because shes wrapped in a straight jacket blanket

He picks her up from school and will have the most embarrassing songs ever playing, or will call out something awful like “is that the boy you have a shrine of in your room?”

Will lecture her in front of her friends

Steph changes all his contacts frequently so he always has to spend some time deciphering who it is based on what she called them, or he just starts every conversation with “who is this?”

She once forced him to come to a concert with her and buy matching t-shirts and merch and whenever shes feeling down he wears the shirt as like.. Solidarity and it makes her feel better

Every year for her birthday or christmas or something he sends her a bat symbol, either in purple or black or some other color and every year on his birthday she actually wears it for one day and lets him “claim” her as a bat

She was the first one to visit the League and gave everyone whiplash and made Batman actually break composure

Bruce will actively go on the patrol route she goes on and throw water or like snacks at her while screaming “Hydrate or diedrate!!!” and it is common to see a screaming Spoiler sprint away from Batman across rooftops

They have a snowball fight every year and she recruits every batkid to help

When shes on her period bruce “grounds her” from patrol and forces her to accept his mother henning just once a month. Steph doesn't actually mind. 

Steph gives him actually useful dating advice

Since shes not actually his daughter she lacks the baggage of being his child and tells him when hes messed up and he and Babs have like meetings with him to explain what hes done wrong with his kids and how to fix it/be better. Dick is also sometimes involved in these meetings when he is not the offended party

thats all i could think of rn but please feel free to add more 💗

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omg i get a little stressed and to cope i end up playing esthetician until 130 am and go to bed feeling worse than before. and like id pluck every leg hair out but haven’t brushed my teeth yet. and after that my skin gets soo bad and im like whattttt why is this uappening.

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[haeroniel-doliet]

God that mood where you both need to do stuff and want to do stuff but both needs are vague and have too many options so you just. Do nothing you want or need to do and realize all the time you had is disappearing. A good time!!!

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Forcefully experienced the horrors of the job market today whilst my mother talks about this amazing job she has secured. Gonna go drown my sorrows in doctor who brb

[puff0o0]

One thing about Simon is that when he loved, he loved hard

You learned that quickly

It took him a while to get used to healthy couple things considering he didn't really grow up with a good role model of what that should look like

But once he got the hang of it?

Acts of service was something common. It was easy for him to do as he didn't even have time thjnk about it

Taking care of people was his second nature, especially after taking care of his brother and the recruits around base

You can expect the dishes done when you're feeling too tired, the table wiped down, and tea made

Feeling sore? he already ran a bath for you, beautiful scents, warm water, whatever you need is in there

Physical affection isn't rare but it isn't common

Hand holding is something he frequently does, but hugging and kissing aren't common

He prefers feeling your hand in his, rubbing your knuckles with his thumb or kissing your hand

Its small but holds just enough meaning to remind you that he loves you

Words of affirmation are something he loves. It took him a while before he could even say 'I love you'

You made him feel like he was a high-school boy with a crush again at the start

But once he got over that? Compliments were very common

New makeup look? immediately noted and complimented

New clothes? he's already sitting down and waiting on you to show him every single outfit

New hair? You somehow look even more gorgeous than before

Quality time is one of his favorite ways of spreading affection

Being able to have you cuddled to his side while he has an arm around you, watching a movie or just talking about your days together?

The domestic bliss he's always craved

He never thought he'd manage to get this close to someone and feel this safe. Talking to you feels like first instinct when he used to get so nervous around you

Not that he'd show it of course, but he couldn't help but feel his heart beat faster at every smile, every laugh, and every look you gave him

He'd do anything for you

All for you

[corpsegold]

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