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>tries to make picrasma candy
>makes something instead (drugs)
>confused
>tries it
>goes non verbal for 10 hours
a really funny thing i thought of from the picrasma candy addiction + her being neuordivergent
#reverse 1999#vertin#do not let her cook alone#its just a cat on catnip#yes i drew a breaking bad joke here
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hyunjin on instagram: 🖤
#hyunjin#skz#stray kids#insta#HELLOOOOOOO just woke up to the best birthday gift 😞😭😭💘💘💘💘#HYUNIE LOVES MEEEEEEE ITS TRUE ITS REAL AHHHHHHHH#rolling around on these pictures like a cat on catnip
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me and @weafurry have been playing cattails: wildwood story, so heres sig and pebbles as cats because of that
#these are in fact based on the actual cats we made in cattails. btw.#also that isnt just a random flower behind sig's ear its . its catnip#💠 // sig#rw five pebbles#rw no significant harassment#rw shipping#rw ragequit#<- not directly but it is if you want it to be. also im tagging it for filtering mainly#ragequit#rw#lev.png#id in alt
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what if ladybug gave chat noir catnip... like what would happen
#i think i need to draw this#would he just like lay there look at the sky tiwtchih#or is he like going to do zoomies all across paris#i think the zoomies#its funnier#he would try eating ladybugs hair#and he wouldnt shut up#/based on my cat getting catnip#it wares off and he has to rethink his life choices#miraculous ladybug#adrien agreste#miraculous#miraculous lb#marinette dupain cheng#chat noir#ladybug and chat noir#miraculous marinette
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ill finish asks in a bit BUT WHYY ARE YOU GUYS TRYING TO KEEP DRUGGING RED ??? /silly
i saw the asks you guys sent yellow about giving red more catnip... (≖_≖ )
#this is all jokingly btw i find it funny :3#also i looked it up about if catnip really IS drugs for cats and i got no but its similar effects#so i just called it drugs here for silliness fyi even if im technically wrong-ish ??#anyways reds already had catnip before being a cat#then catnip AFTER being a cat#THEN CATNIP TEA ??#xe's just extremely calm with being a cat now thanks to you guys /silly#anyways i originally was gonna end the cat arc soon but i think itll be a little funny to keep it going because i have a teensy idea#plus i have 6 asks to catch up on SORRY GUYS drawing cat red messes with my perfectionism so ive spent more time drawing-#-cat red then silly quick red doodles#but ill let cat red be you guy's free therapy from the angst from other blogs for a little longer :3#( <- which im not complaining fyi you other blogs are REALLY GOOD at storytelling with this silly tumblr rp :3 )#[ ooc ]
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Since I am determined to get to where I don't need a base anymore, here is my first attempt. Progress is progress (regardless how messy I feel it is)
#oc art#my art#i swear her hair keeps getting more into the purple tones each time i make her lol#though it could just because i accidently saved this with a transparent base#so i'm seeing it on a darkmode background#i realize the cat looks derpy#i gave up when i was trying to do its face lol#we'll just pretend its high on catnip or something lol#and now its just wondering 'wtf why is this weirdo holding me'
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while linebeck is busy studying bellum and enjoying discovering all of his little physical traits up close bellum is just having the time of his life getting to feel body hair for like the first time ever
#the deal with them first physicslly touching is that linebeck really enjoys the little aspects of bellum and finds him#neat and a lot of it is like. being fascinated by him and taking his chance to touch and feel him while also. liking it#and bellum is a demon cephalopod who really really likes that linebeck is a hairy guy its very surface level#bellum x linebeck#salty talks#cuz its like ch 15 is linebeck pov and its the start of them 1) getting more genuinely close and 2) the biology stuff#and bellum’s motives for why hes touching linebeck and what hes getting out of it are vague and a lil murky#and ch 16 is from his perspective and hes just kinda ecstatic to feel linebeck’s body hair he really likes it a lot#he doesnt touch people much other than to kill them so its his first time taking it in and he is a cat with catnip#sets the standards going forth in their close friendship phase before they start figuring stuff out#linebeck figures stuff out bellum kinda just goes along bc he really cares abt linebeck and thinks hes neat#bellum x linebeck fic
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woo woo woo revamping an abandoned villain character. His names brennan and he’s smug asshole, he used to be a twewy oc but I never posted anything about him because ngl he was a bit of a rule breaker in terms of how things work in twewy.
But yeah now he’s been turned into a villain for a story I’m throwing together for funsies about a dream world leaking into reality. And instead of an angst villain backstory all he has as a motive for destroying shit and doing villain stuff is he’s lived so long he’s bored out of his mind and is just doing that shit for the kick of it
#my art#Brennan#I also kept in the joke weakness of catnip#If you wave catnip around him he starts sweating and gets distracted from his villainous bragging#That was always such a goofy trait for him#And its even funnier because he’s not even that parasitic cat noise anymore#He’s a humanoid with a weird space matter tail and he doesnt even have a cat form anymore#But his new origin story is being some kid’s imaginary friend who was later just forgotten about so he still can have cat-like features#Its honestly great ngl
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How come my cat will be peacefully snoozing nowhere near me, but then if I move the tiniest bit so that I’m comfier he suddenly must be awake and jumping on the table and knocking things down? :(
#tabby talks#i love him but I hate when he does that#we played earlier he just got his evening snack he got a little bit of catnip with a toy so he was finally relaxing while i sitting#but as soon as i sit back further and cozy up with a blanket he gets up and starts meowing and jumping on things and knocking stuff over#like I’ll try to cuddle him and he doesn’t even want that#its always once i start to get comfy#i know he is just a little cat but can be so frustrating#you were cozy and snoozing!!!!#how come me being comfy is not allowed???#he does this with drawing and reading too#he’ll be fine but as soon as i start doing something he decides to be a menace#he is still my favoritest boy
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i do think being picked up and swung side to side like a limp cat would solve all my problems actually
#i am...struggling to do homework right now#one paragraph written and i immediately switch over to tumblr#and then back again#and then back agian#help#its just so MUCH RGHRGRGH#please god turn me into a cat so my only problem can be getting too high on catnip#ough#plea se
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The Eyes Of Cats MASTERPOST
Street Humans / Introduction
Domestic Humans
Shelter Humans/Alien Alphabet
Aliens - Alien adaptation
Hucode
Where do Aliens/house cats live?
Do videogames/phones/movies still exist?
Doodle dumps:
Alure and her daughters!
Aliens Sketches by Beau
Eyes Of Cats as Cats???
Hold
FAQ and BOUNDERIES under the cut
FAQ
" What happened to CAT cats?" - They have been extinct long before the invasion, not including big and wild cats though " Do the humans have cat DNA?" - Nope! They are fully human! I just make them look like cats as an artistic choice "What time frame?" - its still 2024, the invasion started at around 2008 "How did Aliens invade?" - The Zoo theory is real in this world! Aliens kinda just stepped in cuz we were destroying ourselves. " Do Aliens do [insert think that we do with cats]" - If there is a human/cat equivalent, there is a Alien/human equivalent! - that includes toys, memes, dressing them up, weed(catnip) and even the alien equivalent of beastiality (You cannot kiss the aliens that's illegal) " What happens if Humans try to attack/shoot/stab an alien?" - They don't die like we do! That's like scratching at them
BOUNDERIES
"Can I make OCs In TEOC?" - Yess!! Multiple people already have and they make me so happy! do whatever, as long as you're happy and having fun!! " Can I make Fanfics/dubs/fanart?" - Yes and please show me!! That would be lovely!! " Can I ship the characters/self ships/ OC x Canon?" - go for it girl!! as long you're not a proshipper you're free!
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(puts catnip next to the mattress)
and now, I wait
(Leaves)
DO I SMELL CATNIP ???
#[ ooc tags start ]#[ ooc : no idea if this is a reference to red in the early blog days™ alluding that xe's ate catnip or not#or if its just cause red is just such a cat here#but if its the first one i will be so suprised that anyone remembers that !! :3 ]#[ but wow you guys are drugging the poor thing arent you ?? /silly ]#[ happy 1 month blog anniversary red your getting drugs twice !! /j ]#[ red speaks ]#[ red answers ]#[ anon ]#[ drawn posts ]#[ red goes home ]#alan becker#animation vs minecraft#animator vs animation#avm red#red avm
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fluff with boyfriend satoru. thats it.
boyfriendsatoru who's weary and exhausted from the weight of the world on his shoulders, fighting curses day in and day out.
boyfriendsatoru who's favorite part of the day is coming home to you, to the soft hum of your cozy apartment. Your warm smile and open arms a perfect remedy to melt away the exhaustion in his bones, along with the smell of a freshly made meal or takeout depending on how tired you were from your own missions.
"Welcome home, Toru!" The tender tone in your voice made his heart warm. Despite your tired eyes, you still stood up to greet him by the door. You wear wearing his shirt and nothing else with your hair up in a messy bun. And to him you looked so beautiful it almost hurt. How did he ever deserve you?
He closes the distance between you two, wrapping his arms around your smaller frame, hugging you tightly like someone was gonna take you away.
Tucking his head in the crook of your neck, he breathes you in and melts into your embrace. "Im home."
boyfriendsatoru who's house is now so full of life ever since you came in the picture, apartment now filled with cute trinkets, scented candles, plants and cozy throw pillows. A stark difference from his once cold and empty house that he only uses to sleep for a few hours before carrying the mantle as the storngest once more.
boyfriendsatoru who makes up for his absence due to long missions every chance he gets. He now demands for days off like other sorcerers and spends those days trailing behind you like a little puppy.
boyfriendsatoru who doesn't know what personal space is when it comes to you. Wanna shower? he's right there with you. Reading a book in bed? his using your chest as a pillow, purring like a cat every time your laugh reverberates from your body, might even offer to reenact your favorite scenes. Need to pee in the middle of the night? You get startled when he opens the door, sleepy face yawning as he scratches his toned tummy while he waits for you to be finished. Claiming that he can't sleep without you. Doing skincare? He's right beside you, waiting for you to pat in your toner and moisturiser on his face. Honestly, he's just a baby who loves you and wants to be included in everything.
"Toru, not that I mind..."
He looks up from his place on your chest, looking so sleepy and satisfied that you almost didn't wanna disturb him.
He yawns before answering you, voice laced with sleep. "What is it, sweets?"
You thread your fingers through his fluffy hair, giving him head scratches here and there and he basically purrs like a kitty on catnip. "You know you don't t have to spend every waking moment with me. I know you feel like you have to make up for the time we're apart, but its okay to make time for yourself you know."
In typical Gojo fashion, Satoru juts his lips out as his eyes water comically. "Does that mean you don't want to spend time me?"
"What? No!" You were somehow panicked and amused at the same time.
"You should've just shot me instead, that would have hurt less!" He cries, tightening his arms around your waist.
You shake your head at his theatrics, laughing fondly, "I didn't mean that you big baby."
Sparkly blue eyes stare back at you, "But Im your baby."
You snort in response. If only the world could see him now, the stongest so soft like this. But truly you felt lucky that monly you could see this side to Satoru. A side to him that you could keep all to yourself. The world can have the strongest, you only ever wanted Satoru. "Toru, I only meant that you might get tired of me if you don't have your personal space."
He scoffs, looking so offended. "First of all, there's absolutely no chance of me getting sick of you and second Ive had enough alone time to last me a life time."
The way he said the last part made it sound like it was no big deal but the thought of him coming home to an empy house with no one to turn to made your heart ache. "Toru.."
Seeing the look on your face, he quickly gives you a smile, "Don't look at me like that, sweets. Im fine, really. Its all in the past."
You were unconvinced but you didn't want to breach deeper into such a sad subject so instead you made a promise to yourself to make sure he never feels alone ever again.
You pull him up and wrap your arms around his neck, he snuggles into you but makes sure not to crush you under his weight. His warmth seeps into your skin as you caress his back. You murmur softly into his neck, "You have me, Toru. Always."
Gojo had to blink back the tears and stop his voice from shaking when he spoke, "And you have me."
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"Just to be clear, you don't like personal space?" You ask, teasing lightly as you looked down at Gojo on you lap.
He gazes up at you, arms circling your waist, smirking cheekily as he answers, "I like your personal space."
#love#fanfiction#gojo satoru#jjk gojo#jujutsu kaisen#fluff#jjk x reader#gojo x reader#gojo x you#gojo saturo x reader#gojo satoru fluff#satoru gojo x reader#gojo saturo#gojo satoru x reader#satoru gojo#jujutsu gojo#gojo fluff#gojo x y/n#gojo satoru x you#gojo satoru x y/n#jjk satoru#jujutsu satoru#jujutsu kaisen satoru
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(Part 2) Lin Ling's guide to becoming an emotional support civilian [YANDERE EDITION]
[TO BE HERO X] x [LIN LING] [Part 1; Part 3 can be found here!]
Context warning: Cursing
Author's note: Finally! I'm finished! This took a hot second, but I hope you guys enjoy this as much as the 1st one!
Once again, thank you @kiraisrika for the idea! [ Also, @izarosf1833, you now owe me your firstborn. I'll be expecting it by mail on Wednesday >: ) ]
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Lin Ling was having one hell of a weird day.
Not a bad day, not a good day.
Just a weird day.
Following Miss Juan and her crew into the lobby of Hero’s Tower. (His heart was beating frantically in his chest. He can feel his inner child fist-bumping the air because he’s finally here! After all these years, he’s here-!) He can’t help but try to get out of Nice’s grasp, his white hair tickling his jaw. “Man, can you like” —stop clinging to me like a koala— “not?” No matter how hard he tugged, Nice’s grasp was as hard as steel.
“Nope!”
And that was that.
The elevator ride was an equally awkward affair—the only sounds being the dull music, tapping of nails on tablet, and the light breaths of everyone in the elevator. The only one who wasn’t awkward was Nice, but Lin Ling, drunk off of hysteria and exhaustion, suspected that he had taken something and was high off his rocker, if only to make sense of this nonsensical situation.
Like he knew he had ‘relaxation powers,’ but his number wasn’t nearly high enough for this! Hell, it wasn’t even affecting Miss Juan and the other men who were standing at arm’s length of him! Really, the only thing his powers should be doing is offering the same calming effects as lavender, not acting like…like-like catnip to drug-addicted cats!
‘Holy shit, I compared Nice to a drug-addicted cat. What is my life?’
“We’re here,” Miss Juan announced, breaking him out of his thoughts before they could spiral even further. Stepping out into the apartment, he looks around, and he has to admit.
It sucks.
Now, when he imagined a superhero’s apartment, and one belonging to the 15th hero at that, he imagined something grand, with white walls lined with gold and classical elements strung around to give it a real luxurious, Victorian feel. But even without those expectations, this is just a sad apartment. What with its barren walls devoid of life, not a single small plant to liven the space, and the less said about the gaudy, grandiose statue in the middle, the better.
“Do you like it?” Nice ask, turning to look at him. Lin Ling doesn’t know what face he is making, but it must have shown his true feeling as Nice barks out a laugh. “Yeah, me neither.” He perks up. “But! Since you’ll be living here from now on, you can redecorate all you want! No budget! Here, let me give you a tour.” Detaching himself only to immediately grab onto his hand, Nice floats into the sky and begins to tug him when-
“Not so fast.” A hand shot out and grabbed onto Nice’s cape, yanking him back down to the ground. “We don’t have time for house tours. You two are coming with me and are going to sign enough papers to make your hands bleed, do you understand?” All Lin Ling can do is nod. Nice rolls his eyes, but they both dutifully follow Miss Juan as she leads them to the office.
The office was just as sparsely decorated as the rest of the house, with only two white couches facing each other, a long glass table in between, and bookshelves sandwiching everything together. The only good part was the window wall, letting in enough light that they didn’t need to turn on the lights if they wanted to.
Sitting stiffly on one couch with Nice and Miss Juan on the other, what ensued was a full hour and a half of back and forth between Nice and Miss Juan that was one blow away from a full-blown fistfight. He also had to sign enough papers to—like she said—make his hands bleed.
His vision started blurring around the fifth paper, and by the 20th, his eyes were gorilla-glued together. It took all his strength not to faceplant into the stack of papers and sleep away the next year and then some.
“- He will not be joining you in your stunts with Wreck. How many times do I have to tell you before you get it through your thick skull?! “And how many times do I have to tell you that if he’s not joining me, I’m out! Permanently! What? Do you want me to spell it in blood? I’ll do it!” “Oh, for the love of God, you are acting like a child!” “And you’re acting like a bitch!” “You-!”
Okay, that’s it. “Can I go to the bathroom?” He asked quietly and flinched slightly as both snapped their heads at him. “Fine. Be quick.” “I’ll go with you!” They both said simultaneously. Miss Juan intensified her glare at Nice, but he was already getting up from the couch to follow him.
“Huh? What? No! I- Thank you, but I really don’t want you following me to the bathroom.” Realizing a beat too late that it sounded a tad too rude, he awkwardly tacked on “Besides, you two still need to finish up...whatever you guys were talking about! Don’t worry! I’ll be back in a flash!”
Nice narrows his eyes, looking like he wants to argue further. After a second and a half of silence, Nice sighs.
“Promise?” Lin Ling nodded in rapid succession, “Promise!”
He jogged out of the office. The door clicks softly behind him. Not looking back, he runs.
He didn’t know where he was headed, and frankly didn’t care. This wasn’t how his day was supposed to turn out. He was supposed to be at work, hunched over his computer as he edited frame by frame, or he was supposed to be in his boss's office, getting yelled at over his promo videos. Or, he was suppose to be at the ledge, looking death in the face before chickening out and going back to his shitty one bedroom apartment to enjoy another cup noodle dinner.
He wasn’t supposed to be here—why was he even still here in the first place? He should just take the elevator down and go back home. Leave this all behind him and—
“Hey! Cheer up!”
The elevator was in sight; just a few more steps to get there. But, even if deaf and blind, he would recognize that voice anywhere. Turning his head, he saw a blimp outside, displaying.
“....Moon?”
“Being alive means experiencing many challenges, but please, don’t lose faith!”
Moon voices wash over him, and he can’t help but remember the long nights spent at his desk—the only light coming from the bright LED monitor in front of him, burning his eyes with its glow, and how the only thing that kept him going was her encouragement.
Does he want to leave Nice?
Sure, the last few hours were the most overwhelmed he has ever felt and sure, Nice was- well pushy was to put it mildly. But, does he really want to leave? Leave Nice and go back home to no one? Continue his life like this never happened?
You don’t have a responsibility to Nice.
No, he doesn’t; he knows that. But… Nice’s mental state is clearly in tatters, and if his presence—if his ability—can bring him some peace, then he’ll stay. He may not be a hero, but if he can help one person, then that’ll be enough.
If Lin Ling can be a hero to one person, that’ll be enough.
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Stepping back into the room (he did genuinely need that bathroom break), he was surprised to find the place as neat as when he first walked in. Honestly, he was expecting a war zone.
Miss Juan looked like someone had pulled multiple teeth out of her—scowling and rapidly typing something away on her table. Meanwhile, Nice looked like he just caught the canary. His smile was wide, smug, and real. (Looking at it, he can’t help but compare it to all the others he's seen before- plastered on billboards and ads. He never noticed how fake they were before.) “You came back.” Nice tilts his head to look at him, his smile softening.
Lin Ling tilted his head back at him. Of course he did. “Of course I did,” he answers simply, taking a seat back on the couch. Nice wastes no time in scooting over until their bodies touch. Out of the corner of his eye, he can see Nice’s tense body relaxing, his shoulder slumping, and his perfect posture faltering just a bit.
“Ehm,” Miss Juan cleared her throat, breaking Lin Ling out of his train of thought. He turns back to her, “We finally managed to draft up a final contract for your—” Wait, what? “Hold on, what were the ten million other papers I signed before for then?” She raises an unimpressed eyebrow. “NDAs, of course. Since you will be living here, you are bound to see other superheroes and their teams. So, you have to sign an NDA for every single one of them.”
“Now this—” She waves a single white paper up in the air before placing it on the table. Nice reaches out to straighten it out while she continues, “—is an offer of employment to join Treeman Corp as Nice’s emotional support civilian. Inside, I have outlined all of the benefits you will receive when you join us.”
Yeah, that makes sense- Hold on. Snatching the paper off the table, his eyes skimmed to- Holy shit, there it is. Written in bold black ink.
“EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HUMAN!? Why is that the name!?” He stares up incredulously at Miss Juan, only for Nice to reply.
“It fits, no?” He cocks his head as he skims the contract. “Originally she wanted your title and job to be one of a personal assistant, but!” His smile widened, bordering on blinding. “You will not have to lift a single finger as long as you stay by my side! So, we changed it to this!”
“…”
“Do you like it?”
“…Just hand me the pen.”
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Lin Ling was starting to get nervous.
After signing the contract (He tried getting the name changed to anything- anything else, but, coupled with Nice’s puppy eyes and Miss Juan pointedly looking at the clock, he gave up and just accepted his fate, his embarrassing, embarrassing fate), Miss Juan immediately chaperoned them to True Love Recipe’s studio where they were shoved into the makeup room with what he assumed to be the script and were told to wait for the makeup artist.
They were told that 30 or so minutes ago at 7:00 pm.
It was now 7:43 pm
The show starts at 8.
Lin Ling was getting anxious, and from the sound of Nice reshuffling every item on the desk and him glancing at his phone every minute, so was he.
“Shouldn’t the makeup artist be here by now?” Nice looked up, offering a reassuring smile to Lin Ling. “Don’t worry, he’s often late, so this isn’t out of the norm for him.” He gnaws on his lip, glancing at his phone. “Still,” He presses, “It might be a good idea to do your own makeup, Nice. Just in case he’s a no-show.”
Nice hums, “I should." He pauses, "There is a problem, however.” Holding up a finger, he turns to Lin Ling with an almost embarrassed smile, “I don’t know how to do makeup.”
“For real?” “Yes.” He turns back to the assorted makeup, picking up two of the nearest bottles. “It shouldn’t be too hard, though, it’s just blush and cream, right?” Lin Ling couldn’t help but snort, the sound making Nice blush a faint pink. “Here,” Getting up from the couch, he walks over and plucks the two bottles out of his hands. “Sit, I’ll do it for you.” Nice stared at him in shock before immediately slamming himself down into the chair.
Leaning in close, he can’t help but marvel at how smooth his face is, not an acne scar in sight. This will make his job real easy then. Looking at the makeup supplies on the desk, he picks up a highlight and contour palette along with a big bristle brush. Opening the thing up, he begins to paint.
He should keep the makeup light, he muses to himself as the soft, repetitive motion of blending and smoothing things out lulls him into a trance, just enough so the stage lights won’t wash him out. Stepping back half a step and deeming the contour complete, he picks up a blush to continue the process.
Nice observes him with half-lidded eyes, “You’ve done this before.”
“Mmph,” he nods, carefully applying the blush. “A coworker of mine got really sick and begged me to fill in for them as the makeup artist for some small commercial. Feeling bad, I agreed.” A grimace tugged on his face as he further recalled the memory. “My boss got on my ass about it, though. Assigned me so much work after because ‘-If you have the time to play around with dress-up, you have the time to finish these by Monday!’ God, I had to pull so many all-nighters to finish those.” During his semi-rant, he didn’t notice how Nice’s eyes narrowed into slits, his hands clenching into fists.
“Why didn’t you quit?”
Lin Ling freezes for half a step, his hand reaching for the gloss. He laughs, “Well, because I liked the job.” He starts, turning around with the gloss in his hands. Bending in closer, he uncaps the lid. “Sure, it wasn’t my dream to work there, and my boss was an absolute grade A asshole, but,” Tilting Nice’s chin up, he began to apply the lip gloss, the stick sliding across Nice’s lips, leaving them shiny and plump. “I always wanted to help, and what’s better than to help out heroes from behind the scenes?”
(He doesn’t mention the fact that his actual want was to be a hero, to punch bad guys and save innocents. He doesn’t mention the fact that when he was a child, he would look up at heroes like Nice and want.) Dammit, a bit of the gloss got onto his skin. Swiping it off with his thumb, he steps back to admire his work and—
Nice’s face was red. Pure tomato red.
Shit “Did I hurt you?" Fuck, fuck, fuck "I am so sorry! What do I do!? Are you allergic to something!? Hold on, let me go find a doctor!” Turning around, he was about to sprint before a hand shot out to stop him.
“...No, I’m fine. You didn’t hurt me.” Turning back around, Nice’s once tomato-red face has calmed to a dusty pink. “Still, shouldn’t you get checked out? I'm sure I can find a doctor before the show starts.” Lin Ling argued. Nice’s mouth opened to retort when-
Miss Juan bursts into the room, tablet in hand.
“What’s taking so long!?” She demands, “We’re airing in 5! Get your asses on set!”
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Oh, Lin Ling,
Does he know how much he is affecting him?
How must know. He must know how much he drives Nice mad.
His heart is still beating uncontrollably in his chest, the touches left by Lin Ling burn on his skin, and the way his face was just a breath away, his cute eyes focusing on him and only him. Oh, how it took all his patience not to pounce on the boy and take him right then and there.
The anger—the absolute fury he felt when Lin Ling began talking about the despicable man who was once his boss took him by surprise. A day ago, he could barely muster the energy to get out of bed, but now? His vision was filled with red and how he wanted to hurt. Hurt all who dared to lay a finger on Lin Ling. Lin Ling’s boss is a dead man on borrowed time because the minute he gets his hands on him—
Perhaps he’ll present his head as a gift to Lin Ling, showing him how deep his devotion goes. Show him that whatever he wants, Nice will provide.
Oh, Lin Ling, you truly are my heart.
Now, if only filming could end right so he can take Lin Ling back home. But alas, he must suffer sitting next to Moon as this new host, what’s-his-name, goes wildly off script, rambling about one thing or another. Really, the only thing stopping him from killing the guy was Lin Ling.
Lin Ling, who is standing behind the host. Far away from him so the camera can’t see, but close enough that Nice can see all the intricate details on his pretty little face. Nice smiles.
Ah, what a good day.
#to be hero x#tbhx#Lin Ling's guide to becoming an emotional support civilian#emotional support civilian#to be hero x nice#to be hero x lin ling#tbhx nice#tbhx lin ling#yandere nice#Yandere to be hero x Nice#Yandere tbhx nice#Nicest#Nice x Lin Ling#Niceling
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I would love to see a cat noir x reader were cat noir gets into some catnip and started acting like a love sick puppy who is determined to be as clingy as possible with reader
Chat Ate Catnip!?
Chat Noir x reader
Summary: Cat Noir gets into some catnip and start acting like a love sick puppy who is determined to be as clingy as possible with you.

It was night in Paris and here you were laying on the couch next to your boyfriend cuddling him. You were watching Princess and the Frog, best movie ever, the movie was in its final scenes in ending.
"Mon amour, are you all right"?, Chat said looking at your awkward position.
"Hmm..I just have to use the bathroom", you said continuing to squeeze your thighs together to stop the irritation.
"Just go Mon amour, why hold it", Chat smiled brightly also maneuvering to sit up like you.
"I can't, it's my favorite part of the movie", You eagerly said before you saw Chat roll his eyes and pause the movie.
"There, now go Mon amour", Chat said watching you quickly get up before running to the bathroom to do your business.
Suddenly you heard a crash in the kitchen before you quickly finished using the bathroom before running into the kitchen.
"What happened, Chat are you hurt"?, You said scared upon seeing the mess on the floor. Turning the corner you saw a bag of catnip on the floor but before you could pick it up, You felt someone jump on top of you.
"ARGHH, What the-, Chat...What are you doing?", You asked in pain before looking at Chat angrily.
"Why did you do that?", But instead of answering Chat only hugged you tighter refusing to let you go.
You found the source of the problem, Chat had eaten catnip which altered him to act so weird. You tried to create some space but Chat just chose to jump on your back, staying there.
"No, don't leaveee, please", Chat adorably replied pouting with his cute lovesick eyes, making it so hard to refuse.
You almost caved...Never mind you caved in, I mean how could you leave Chat all alone, especially in this state. So you were basically his cuddle pillow.
"Were gonna be together forever and ever right...", Chat said with his infamous sweet smile that melts your heart on how adorable he looks.
"Of course baby", You smiled before gently playing with his hair.
"Hmm, baby I'm gonna go get's some water, I will be right back", you said getting up only to be dragged back down with Chat cuddling your arm.
"NO, you are not going anywhere amour", Chat grinned before laying his head on your lap.
You gave up trying to leave Chat, from his body basically on top of you and how fussy he got when you tried to move just an inch.
"It said it should last an hour or maybe more", You google 'What to do if your cat ate some catnip'.
"Luckily its nothing serious, only the cat would get super clingy, great", You smiled at the purring kitty resting on your leg.
"You tired Baby" " you grinned gently rubbing behind chat ear.
Chat gave a sleepy nod, rubbing his face deeper into your leg and enjoying the massage.
"Do you want to go to bed or stay here", You said admiring the way Chat looked all sleepy.
"Here", Chat quietly mumbled to you.
"Why don't you de-transform so you can be comfortable", You suggested before Chat quickly mumbled out 'Plagg claws in'.
You stood up before laying Chat down on the couch, "Where are you going?", Chat tiredly said before opening his eyes glancing up at you.
"I am going to go feed Plagg and put him to bed then I will cuddle you", You sweetly smiled. Yep, Plagg and Adrien love to stay over all the time so you decide to buy a small bed for Plagg to sleep in and restock on all his favorite cheeses. As you went to leave, you could hear Adrien getting up before following you to the kitchen.
"Here Plagg some Camembert", you saw Plagg quickly stuff the cheese down his belly.
"That was the best Camembert, Yum", Plagg said burping then rubbing his belly satisfied then flying towards your room to go to bed.
You dragged Adrien back to the couch before taking some of his spare pajamas he had left over here, to change into.
Adrien quickly changed before taking your hand and laying on the couch with his hands around your waist as his face buried into your neck.
You slowly lifted the blanket onto the two of you before hearing the soft purrs of Adrien sleeping before doing the same.
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Oooooooo I have a idea- what about Pomefiore with a cat beastman S/O who was given catnip?
i. swear i tried to make this sound like its not cat weed but i just couldnt escape that. it Is cat weed. also this turned out so long good god. lost in the sauce

Vil Schoenheit
It was an accident, he was working on a potion for one of his classes and you just happened to be in the laboratory at the first time. Since you had gotten together it became kind of a thing between you two. Since he can't always make time to see you, and your catlike traits make you sleepy often, the compromise you reach together is that he lets you sit around and nap while he's busy with other things. It's comforting for you both, and even helps him focus.
But, much to his own dismay, Vil isn't perfect, and even though slip-ups are rare, they do still happen. Maybe he was just tired that day, and unluckily (luckily?) it happened right when you opened your eyes — He was too focused on measuring a certain ingredient, the bottle was right next to something like a catnip extract, he knocks it over and hardly notices it. You very much do, though.
He can't really smell it the way you do for obvious reasons, but even when he's so focused on getting to the next ingredient, it's impossible to ignore you hazily walking up to him and nuzzling into his shoulder with big, dilated eyes, asking him how the project is going as soon as he puts the bottle down.
It startles him, he's about to scold you in that tone you've grown so familiar with, then he notices what actually happened. And you're just all lovey-dovey and giggly, and you two are alone right now, could anyone really stay cold and calculated in that situation? Needless to say, the project will have to be started over. You end up laying on his lap, purring while he pets you and exasperatedly sighs, embarrassed at the mishap. And easily swayed by how cozy you seem to be, maybe it wouldn't be a bad idea to take a break right now…
Rook Hunt
Unlike in Vil's case, Rook's "catnip incident" is very intentional. And not just that, it's thoroughly planned. Maybe way too thoroughly, but, well, you're dating Rook. You knew what you were signing up for, he was never quiet about his fascination about the habits you had that differ you from humans.
You didn't think too much of it when he brought up catnip. He's already asked you so many questions related to your beastperson status. Really, you're almost surprised it never came up before. You shrug and tell him you wouldn't know how you'd react to it, you never really went anywhere near the thing. He smiles and you get the feeling that this will be changed soon. Your suspicions feel very confirmed when he asks you if you're not also curious about it, chuckling as he fawns over the way your cat ears twitch with his words.
Then it's just kind of a given that he'd eventually get you some to see how you react, it's just not a scheduled thing — at least not on your end, because he definitely had the timing in mind down to the exact second — and you're not exactly sure how he'd even manage to get the thing. It might even take long enough for you to forget the conversation until the day he finds you at the courtyard after class, all by yourself, and asks you to smell his wrist with the biggest smile on his face. One would easily assume he was just showing off some new perfume Vil made him try…
But, again, it's Rook. Intrigued, and suspicious or not, you can't resist getting closer, he's sly enough to have only gotten a tiny bit of the thing on himself, not enough for you to smell it from afar despite your sharp senses. Then, the effect hits you, and you'd think he was the catperson with how he seems to melt along with you, finding your reaction just so endearing. He doesn't shut up for the next half hour or so, going on and on about just how cute you are when you're so relaxed, scratching under your chin and behind your ears. He'll definitely never forget it, nor will he easily let you forget it, bringing it up to tease you whenever possible.
Epel Felmier
Also another one who might do it intentionally, but with a completely different approach. To Epel, it's a way simpler thing. He's curious about how it's like to be a catperson, definitely did not expect things like fangs or purring even though, in the near future, he thinks he was silly for being so surprised at them. Basically, every little quirk of yours is something new, kind of exciting even, and definitely really cute.
He's had cats back at his family's farms, not exactly owned animals, more like strays he would feed on his mom's request so they stuck around and took care of the rats. Catnip was something he heard about before, when they discussed about how to keep and care for the cats, but not really easy to access in that sleepy, rural town. He gets the idea when he learns about it being an ingredient in certain potions.
He asks you about it the next day a little nervously. You can probably tell he snuck the bottle out of the Pomefiore lab and has it in his hands just from his odd posture. He talks about the things he heard, how it could make cats really happy and relaxed, then asks if you knew whether the effect also worked on catpeople. Regardless if you just say you're not sure, or if you want to cut to the chase and ask what he's holding, he presents the bottle to you right next. Saying he was wondering if you'd like to maybe try it. Followed up with how he's not sure about whether it'd be allowed or not, so you two should probably find somewhere secluded or something—
Epel quickly realizes how that sounds, but can't take back the words. He swears he has no second intentions, he just thought you might like it (not mentioning if he really wanted to know if you'd get all cuddly like the cats from commercials he saw) and in one way or another, off you are to a supply closet or something like that. It does not help his case of looking like he has second intentions, but you do know him well enough. He's giggling from the mischief when he shows you the bottle, and almost drops it in surprise when you end up getting too close and taking a too strong whiff off the stuff—
…Your eyes get huge, and you're giggling too, blinking in surprise at how the world shifts in just a second. Epel asks you how it feels. You say it's actually pretty good, leaning into him cozily. He gets flustered and tries (fails) to not show it, staring at your tail while it sways. He reaches out to pet your head and you lean in. You get caught very quickly and lectured for an amount of time that you do not recall at all, and he has no intention of actually listening to it, because you were being cute and you two got interrupted… Next time will have to be actually planned, though.

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