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what if ladybug gave chat noir catnip... like what would happen
#i think i need to draw this#would he just like lay there look at the sky tiwtchih#or is he like going to do zoomies all across paris#i think the zoomies#its funnier#he would try eating ladybugs hair#and he wouldnt shut up#/based on my cat getting catnip#it wares off and he has to rethink his life choices#miraculous ladybug#adrien agreste#miraculous#miraculous lb#marinette dupain cheng#chat noir#ladybug and chat noir#miraculous marinette
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Since I am determined to get to where I don't need a base anymore, here is my first attempt. Progress is progress (regardless how messy I feel it is)
#oc art#my art#i swear her hair keeps getting more into the purple tones each time i make her lol#though it could just because i accidently saved this with a transparent base#so i'm seeing it on a darkmode background#i realize the cat looks derpy#i gave up when i was trying to do its face lol#we'll just pretend its high on catnip or something lol#and now its just wondering 'wtf why is this weirdo holding me'
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now i ask you
how does your nariander act when catnip’d
(Based off of my own cats)
off the rails going nuts. starts picking fights with lamb or any of his siblings just so he has an excuse to go feral.
Lambert walks in and gets tackled by a catnipped Narinder yelling 'spar with me traitorous vessal and prove to me youre the true bearer of the crown' but he's attacking them in such a way that they cant tell if he's trying to tear off their face or make biscuits in their head wool. Probably drags them to the floor at some point and has them in an 'alligator death roll' but it's the same way cats roll around on the ground after catnip.
Another incident being they walk into Narinder and Heket and Kallamar in full on combat, no weapons its a 1v2 but Narinder is winning because he's on all fours foaming at the mouth going feral with the aggressive zooms. Leshy is the one who put the catnip in his food
Later he just abrupt knocks out. Slumped. Sleepy. Limp ragdoll that the Lamb has to drag somewhere to rest because he's zooted out. Mans is covered in blood and ichor being slung around like a slinky with a full ongoing snore snork mimimimi
#I have five cats and they all act different to catnip#but 3 outta 5 get aggressively affectionate / playful and then zonk out#the other two just relax
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would love a list of low energy enrichment activities to try with cats. im always looking for more ways to be involved with my cat but she is 3 and very high energy and after a long day i often dont have the spoons to chase her around with a toy while she finds new exciting hiding spots to look at it from. this makes me sad :( i dont want her to be understimulated
Food-based enrichment:
Feeder toys are a favorite! But these carry the drawback of requiring cleaning afterwards, so calculate that into your spoons. Some of them are machine washable, so that may be an option if you've got a dishwasher.
Snuffle mats - another favorite, these also require the occasional clean but don't need to be cleaned every time you use them. You can make your own pretty easily. Or, hell, just grab a very cheap bath mat from a dollar store. Your cat won't know the difference.
Scatter feeding - literally just. Throw a handful of treats or kibble on the floor or down the stairs. Literally, that's it. Calculate clean-up into your spoons because cats aren't reliable vacuums. But it keeps them busy for a few minutes.
Toy based enrichment:
Get a cardboard box. Crinkle up some brown wrapping paper or whatever cheap paper you've got on hand and put it in the box. Congrats, you've now combined your cats two favorite things in the world: boxes and paper. For extra fun, add catnip (or silvervine or whatever your cat's drug of choice is), toys, or treats.
Ripple Rug: this is actually a specific product. It's literally a square of carpet or rug with velcro on the bottom that attaches to ANOTHER square of carpet or rug. It's fairly stiff. The idea is that cats can dive into it and make their own little tunnels. My cats LOVE it. You can probably recreate it quite cheaply using cheap rugs or carpet, tbh.
Cat crinkle mats: again, this is something fairly easily made at home. You get some cheap crinkly plastic and sew it into two old washclothes or something similar. Congrats. You now have a little mat your cats can sit on, bat around, and crinkle. You can also just buy them in multiple sizes. Many have catnip in them too.
Paper bags: cats just love paper bags. Be sure you remove the handles to make sure no one gets their head stuck. Most cats entertain themselves pretty well with bags.
Cat springs: those little plastic springs are a favorite, and so are those cheap rabbit-fur covered mouse toys.
Cat race track toys: another favorite.
Cardboard cat scratchers: the cardboard ones require MORE cleaning because they leave little bits of cardboard all over the place, but it is kind of nice that you can just throw them out when your cat is done. Any scratcher is good, though. I've listed cardboard for ease of clean-up and because it's a very popular material for cats.
Cat tunnels: like bags and boxes, cats just love tunnels.
I'm not a big fan of laser pointers or robotic toys. I haven't seen many cases of light chasing disorders in cats compared to dogs, but it's an issue enough that I don't readily recommend them. I also don't really recommend robotic toys because a lot of them make noises that cats don't like. If your cat enjoys these things, congrats; I just don't find them universally popular enough to really recommend. But I had to mention them, because if I didn't, my notes would be full of 'but what about Product X!!".
I've tried to keep this list to low cost toys and activities. There are other things you can do, like installing wall shelves or getting a big cat tree, but these things are more likely to be expensive, either in terms of money, time, or energy. I wanted to focus on low cost activities that I felt were more accessible to disabled folks.
#enrichment#low spoon enrichment#i'm not really sure how to tag this pls give me suggestions so it's easy for people to find
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*taps mic* lion hybrid reader and horangi shenanigans? That is all *trips over the mic wire while trying to walk away* - 🇰🇷 anon
🇰🇷 anon you have unlocked a new reader character... and I wasn't sure what to name the reader here, but I'm gonna make them gender-neutral.
Lions and Tigers
TW: Financial troubles/abuse, I think that's all there is.
Horangi had been on edge since getting back from a mission. He's on high alert for some reason, and he wasn't sure why. A new hybrid was on base, he could smell it. Of course he tried to maintain the cool and relaxed facade, keeping his arms crossed or giving the smug cat like smile he was known for... except his mask was over his face so it was hard to tell. When he went to the briefing room as requested, the new scent was stronger. Konig had joined him, and noticed his partner was standing straight, rather than sitting or leaning against the wall. Konig could smell the newcomer as well. It was a little humorous seeing the man who was completely unphased by his percht, seem so nervous about someone who could hardly be a threat.
Then you walked in with their boss. You stood tall, but relaxed, fully aware of the dominating presence you give off. Your body while not as big as Konig's, had more muscle than Horangi's, your core peeking out underneath your tight shirt. Your lion tail flicked behind you while your golden eyes roamed over the two masked operators.
"This is Y/N, callsign Leo." Their boss said. "They will be working with you two on missions for some time. I recommend treated them with respect."
Horangi's jaw clenched. A haetae was capable of many things, a spirit from ancient times, but a lion. There was a reason lions are considered rulers of animal kingdoms. You may have be the dominant cat in the room but Horangi was intent on wiping that smug look off your pretty face....wait...
The next week or so went by with little issue, as you familiarized yourself with the base and how everything worked. The haetae had been avoiding you, and you assumed it was out of intimidation. One disadvantage about being a lion hybrid is that you can rub people the wrong way. Either hybrids want to fight you or avoid you. Horangi seemed to want to avoid you. Until you saw him in the breakroom.
"Tea?" he offered. You tensed a little, not expecting the friendly offer. The steam wafted from the cup and holy... wow that smelled good. No joke you wanted to bathe in that brew. You sat down accepting the offer. You couldn't stop smelling the cup, feeling so relaxed by the cup in your hands. It was sweet and minty, your tail swaying behind you. By every god in existence it was so nice!
"What kind of tea is it?" You asked, trying to keep your eyes open. You yawned, covering your mouth with your hand. Maybe it was a brew Horangi had brought from his hometown or something. Then you noticed his tail flicking, and while he had his face mask on, there was a mischievous glint in his eyes.
"It's a sleepy time sort of tea, especially good for cats." He hinted, sipping his own. Did this motherfucker drug you!? But you hadn't sipped it yet. "Take a sip."
You take a sip of from the cup and nearly choked realizing the contents of the tea. This asshole had drugged you, but not the way you thought. Oh this little shit, was snickering now, no wonder he still had his mask over his nose when he was drinking his own. He was trying not to smell it himself.
"You are a bastard." You said drowsily.
"At least you're actually relaxing. As soon as you walked in, I thought you were going to ask me to do something." He said sipping his again.
"Catnip? Re-really?" You asked, yawning again, your nose still hovering in the cup. Horangi gave your sleepy state a small giggle before you gave in and drank your tea. It wasn't that bad, and he had a point. You'd been working hard, trying to maintain a strict routine for yourself, despite being in a PMC of mercenaries. Maybe this was his way of saying you needed to relax.
"Damn it, my neck is stiff." Horangi complained. You'd just come back from a small mission, where Horangi had to strain his neck in human form. You finished getting your combat gear off before going over to him. He was still rubbing at his neck when you reached out.
"What are you doing?!" He asked a little panicked.
"Relax, I'm trying to help." You told him before swatting his hands away from his neck. He tried to protest as you turned him around, placing you thumbs on the back of his collar bone and started to rub. Horangi's protests were silenced as he groaned softly, finding your touch to be soothing.
"Is it helping?" You asked, your other fingers rubbing the sides. The tiger's tail flicked in enjoyment. And then you heard it. You had to bite your tongue to not laugh. Holy shit, Horangi chuffs? Like tiger chuffs? In human form?!
Horangi's head tilted into your touch, and you can feel the vibrations from his throat. You snickered and that's when he stiffened, whipping around at you. Was his face red? Horangi held up a finger as if to lecture or warn you but his mouth just kept opening and closing. You spoke up instead.
"It's nice to know someone trusts me." You said. Horangi's embarrassment seemed to let up a little, in fact, he seemed less tense. You gave him a toothy grin and he can't help but smile. He had to admit, he did feel comfortable around you.
You and Horangi were about to head to shooting range, when you got a call from home. Damn it not this again. You excused yourself which tipped off Horangi. The two of you don’t bother with pleasantries really, usually it was straight to business. When he overheard the conversation with the caller he knew something wasn’t quite right.
“Yeah I’ve sent the money over… I know it’s less than before.… I don’t have any I can spare, I’ve used it all on necessities… I needed some new gear and I-no no it wasn’t just for the gear, and it wasn’t that much.… I’ll send more for the next one to cover what I missed.… yes… yes I’m sorry. I’ll see what I can send over, I have to go to training-… fine I just need to let my partner know.… no not like that, just for work. Okay… bye.” You hung up and Horangi was leaning against the door frame, arms crossed.
“I take it training is postponed today?” He asked, making you jump and whip around. You eased a little, before holding up your phone to show what you were doing.
“Need to do some stuff.” You explained.
“Debt collectors can be nasty.” He commented. You give a half hearted chuckle.
“So can family.” You added. Horangi started to put some pieces together about the past few weeks. Some days you would only eat something small, or you’d fret about the prices of items when you went out with him for some chill time. During an op, you’d gotten tangled up with another hybrid can had clawed your vest from the front, leaving deep marks. The vest was too dangerous to use, leaving weak spots that a well trained sniper could take advantage of. You had looked everywhere online for tutorials to repair it, or cheaper alternatives. Horangi had walked in on you scouring the internet for more options, only a couple days before the next mission. Even asked if he had a spare you could borrow. Now he knew why you went quiet when he insisted you buy a new one.
“Never that simple is it.” Horangi said standing up straight.
“Nope.” The two of you stood in silence, eyes flicking around the room for a change in topic, tails gentle brushing over the air or floor. Horangi was paying debt collectors to protect his family. You were paying your family like they were debt collectors.
“… I’ll make you some tea.” Horangi said. “Meet you in… wherever I find your scent.”
With that he slid around the corner of the door way and down the hall while you stood there with your phone still in your hand, that still had left over notifications for angry text messages.
The rest of the day was spent relaxing rather than training, after stressing over bank statements and paying bills ahead of time. You sent what you had left over from your pay check to your family and then Horangi took over. He got you to make a new account, and made sure you went to KorTac’s financial department ensuring they send a small portion of any jobs to the private account. It wouldn’t be much but at your family couldn’t know about it.
Horangi had gotten orders to go to a SpecGru base with Konig. The amount of time was undetermined and you wouldn't be going with them. There was a dragon hybrid on base, which meant there would be some conflict with your presence there. It sucked, because you felt like a kid being told you couldn't go on a class trip.
"So what are you gonna do when I'm not here?" Horangi asked you. You shrugged not really answering. When Horangi noticed your tail was slack and still it was easy for him to know how you felt. You'd only gotten close with Horangi, and maybe with Konig a little bit. Now he was leaving. Horangi just smirked, getting a smug look on his face. "Aww, is the big kitty gonna miss her playmate?"
"Shut up." You said, your tone confirming he was right. He chuckled and walked over to you, putting a hand on your back. You don;t make eye contact at first, instead letting out a frustrated sigh.
"I'm going to be fine if that's what you're worried about. For a lion you can be a real pussy when it comes to me."
"Okay if this is your idea of reassurance, it's coming off as insulting." You said, looking up at him. Horangi gave you that smug cat smile.
"I'll miss you too. Don't get yourself killed before we can come back." He said. You sighed. Then you grabbed him by the shirt, pulling him closer. Horangi's eyes widened in surprise a little. You would never let him forget how much stronger you were than him, physically.
"You better fucking not." You warned him. He nodded.
It had been maybe a month or so that Konig and Horangi had been gone. You sat at your desk, looking at the personal account which had cumulated a pretty high sum. You'd stood up to your family and lowered their allowance despite their threats. Reminding them that kicking you out of the family would mean losing your financial support, regardless of the amount got them to back off a bit.
To top it off, Horangi had kept in touch, even if it was infrequent. Konig was doing better, which was good. Horangi had gotten into some trouble but the guys at Specgru seemed to take care of it. Your tail was sweeping against the floor as you scrolled through past messages. Horangi probably didn't see you like that, but could it hurt to take the step? You could always step back if you wanted, but earlier you were trying to think of what to say in your text. What kind of a message would tell him you wanted to meet up with him and maybe call it a date?
You didn't need to worry for long, because he sent you a cheeky text.
H: You up?
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Okay but I love thinking about how the cat kings cat attributes might still affect him in human form so please enjoy a bulleted list of funny scenarios I made up.
While meeting with him, one of the boys (really either of them would be good) slowly pulls out a laser pointer from their coat pocket. TCK is like “please don’t” right as they flick it on and start darting it across the floor. TCK chases after it, still in human form.
TCK is liable to just walk away mid conversation because he saw a bug in the corner of the room that he’s compelled to sit and stare at, occasionally batting it around limply. (This is kind of based off of my cat, who is many things, but a hunter is not one of them)
Will 100% gag dramatically at any kind of smell or taste he doesn’t like. If you have cats you know exactly what kind of gag I’m talking about.
Rolls catnip joints and smokes it like weed. Basically just makes him crazy and out of his mind for a while.
Gets the zoomies. Will wake up from a dead sleep to run around in circles for a while.
Speaking of sleep, falls asleep in the weirdest wackiest positions ever. Like you’d thing he’s trying out some weird yoga but no, he’s just asleep.
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What happen if Claw got too many catnip?
Zoomies..absolutely zoomies..
Masterlist
Puffing out a cloud of smoke from his mouth Price relaxed in his office sitting on his dingy sofa
The smell of cigars scattered around his office, he's done with his paperwork and reading the report
"Hmm...at last some quiet time.." closing his eyes while exhaling the cigar, so unusual that the boys (and one hybrid) become so quiet these days, but at least they didn't do anything ajjs@!jq#qjk or something disaster
Or so he thought...
A loud thump of boots coming from outside then his door is slammed open
"No knocking?" Said Price not opening his eyes, but his forehead could be seen frowning
"S-sorry Cap, its urgent" Gaz approached Price slightly huffing, let out a hard sigh Price put out his cigar and adjusted his hat
"Who is it this time?" asks Price as they walk out of his office
"It-" Before Gaz could even tell him, they heard a loud crash and a couple of distressed voice
then there they saw....
"NYAHAHAHA I'M UNSTOPPABLE!!"
"F***! "
"Someone block her way!!"
"Fuckin' trying over here!"
"Nyahahahaha!!"
Price furrowed and pinched the bridge of his nose shutting his eyes tried to hold down the headache, the fluffy hybrid ran around the trail puff of smoke spreading everywhere where she transformed into a cat and a human
Some of the recruits that helping Soap try to catch her coughing because of her smoke
"I-I don't know why she getting like this, but after she got a package from someone, she's been like this"
"Did you go search for the package?" asked Price, he got a very bad feeling about this
"Well...she hid it in her room its like she doesn't want us to know what's inside the package, now Ghost went to investigate it" explained Gaz, on time Ghost arrived with a medium box in his hand
"That damned..Mexican Cat lovers.." mumbled Ghost as he showed them inside the box
"Cat nip..." grunted Price
"Bloody hell...and so many variations.." Gaz stare at it flabergasted
"she's getting high on a Fucking Catnip" Ghost narrowed his eyebrows, cursing certain Mexican cat lovers
"Not that all that Professor of her secretly send a bunch of snack to her " huffed Ghost, the moment he entered and searched around her room he found a secret snack stacks there
"aside from that scary face she has, she does have a soft spot for Claw... " Gaz muttering about the stoic cold face of old Professor
"what the plan Price?" gruff Ghost still holding the box
"let's catch the fluff --"

"CAPTAINNN~~!!" squealed a certain hybrid as diving herself into Price
Wh- UAGHH!" suddenly his face was being struck by a soft sensation, Gaz gasping and Ghost just stood there like a statue watching their Captain fall off on his back while his bulk arm wrapped around the hybrid waist
As the other recruits stared wide eyes, Gaz tried to take Claw off Price he could almost see Price's soul just snuff out from his mouth
"C'mon sweetheart off you go --" he grabbed her shoulder, then Claw swatted his hand away hissing at him
"NO! NO! My Captain!!"
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3 hours later...
They manage to calm Claw down and put her to sleep on the sofa, the panting Soap lets out a sigh of relief as he crouches beside the sofa and caresses her hair
"Damn... she's really wearing us out, good job there lads... ya can go now.. get some rest" Soap waves to the recruits that helping him as they walk out and wave back at him with a grunt some of them snicker in amusement
"Gonna ban those catnip" grumbled Ghost crossing his arm and eyes on the hybrid
"Couldn't agree more...you okay over there Cap?" Gaz glances at the slumped disheveled Price, his hat placed on his lap you can see a red bump on his forehead
"....Just..leave me alone..and let me rest" Price almost forgot that he got another troublemaker...a big one infact, then he raise his head stare at the sleeping woman on the sofa
Huff in amused, he just couldn’t be mad at her no matter what
Just another day in 141 base...
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1k Hangster MeetCute AU based on something that happened to my brother's cat.
G rated and fluffy and involves Jake obtaining a cat by accident.
Meow once for yes...
He’d never considered himself a cat person before, but he can admire a cat with a stubborn streak to match his own. Bandit’s previous owners had moved out of the apartment building, eight miles out of the city, into the suburbs where Bandit could have freedom. Except Bandit had walked the eight miles back to the apartment building. It had taken him three weeks, but he’d turned up and there were already signs up with his photo and pleas for sightings.
Of course Jake had seen him, had simply picked him up and called the number on the poster while putting out a bowl of water and tin of tuna, because the poor thing had been starving. Bandit had been collected by the very appreciative family within hours, but a few days later he got a call, saying Bandit had gone missing again, and if he could keep an eye out it would be appreciated. Jake isn’t sure why they hadn’t just kept him inside, he was clearly used to indoor living and wasn’t big on the so called freedom he was being offered.
Another five days and Bandit had reappeared, looking even more scraggly and undernourished. He’d also clearly been in a fight and was missing a chunk from his ear, giving him a slightly rakish appearance. Jake had rung them again, said he’d turned up, but then he was asked if he’d consider keeping him. Because clearly Bandit wanted nothing to do with his new house, despite the family missing
So he found himself with a cat for a housemate, one he set up an Instagram account for. Originally so that the family could get almost daily updates of Bandit being… well. A cat. But then Jake had found himself buying toys. And special food. And then he’d gotten to know Bandit’s little quirks, his little run toward the door when he heard Jake coming. How he’d sit and watch Jake shower through the glass panel, like he was concerned for Jake’s well-being under all that water. He wants to be in whatever room Jake is in and he has to admit it’s nice to come home and have someone waiting. He could do without the frantic running around at one in the morning, and the scratching at the door when he’s using the bathroom, but all in all, he likes living with a cat.
Jake rolls his chair back and looks over to where Bandit is lounging in the sun, paw resting on his favourite toy, a rainbow-striped mouse that maybe used to smell like catnip, but it’s two-years old now, tail long since chewed off, along with the felt ears being tattered shreds. He reaches over and scratches between his ears, grins as one sleepy eye opens and looks at him accusingly for disturbing his sleep. Yawning, he stands and stretches, hears his neck crack and groans. He should get out and go for a walk, make the most of the nice day. He opens the window an inch, hopes the fresh air will help wake him up a little and goes to get a glass of water. Of course Bandit chirps at him, the inquisitive little sound that had surprised the hell out of him the first time he’d heard it. He’d not known cats made that type of sound.
“Just getting some water buddy…”
He’s back before Bandit has finished stretching, but he sees it almost in slow motion, the little mouse getting jostled slightly before it rolls toward the tiny gap in the open window and he steps toward it quickly, needs to grab it before Bandit knocks it… and he knocks it out of the window, his head turning sideways to watch it fall and Jake groans.
“What did you do that for buddy?”
“Meow.”
“Yeah buddy, what do we do now huh?” Jake asks, moving over and peering down. He can see the brightly coloured mouse has landed on the balcony of the apartment about five floors below. Bandit has started pacing the length of the windowsill, meows becoming a little more frantic and Jake pulls the window closed a little.
“Mreeeooow.”
“Yeah well, I’m not the one that knocked it out…”
“Mreeeooow.”
Jake gives up on his arguing, goes to hunt out a piece of paper, because he guesses he’s going to get to know his neighbours. He writes out a note and goes down to the first floor, knocks and waits for an answer. There isn’t one, which isn’t surprising given that it’s the middle of a working day, and most people he knows don’t work from home. He folds the piece of paper and slides it under the door and just has to hope for the best. Maybe the place where he got the mouse from originally still sells them.
… … …
Bandit is still meowing pitifully at the window hours later, it’s dark and the balcony below can’t even be seen, but that’s not stopping Bandit from letting his displeasure be known and Jake wishes, not for the first time, that he could be understood. So he could explain that he’s done everything he can. Legally. He’s not repelling down the side of the building to rescue a toy mouse. Although if Bandit continues meowing all night Jake might find himself seriously considering it. A knock at the door has him suddenly hopeful, and he opens it to find one of the most… interesting men he’s seen in a long while. He’s wearing light coloured denim jeans, white tank with muted short-sleeved button down completely open, the palm leaf print suggesting he thinks he’s on a tropical beach somewhere. The moustache and aviator sunglasses speak to a sense of style that the other man seems to just embrace and somehow, the overall combination, makes him oddly attractive. Or it could be a case of any food tasting good when you haven’t eaten in a while.
“Hi. Jake?”
“Yeah. Can I help?”
“I believe I have something that belongs to you?”
Then the guys’ fingers uncurl and lying in his palm is a rainbow striped mouse.
At his feet Bandit purrs in approval.
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CP9 Cat Headcanons
This is... a very silly post. XD After seeing a similar concept on Pixiv (images 10–12 in this log) and critiquing the breed choices it used, I wound up writing my own take on it.
These are written with actual cats in mind (not my usual Hybrid Au), and the breed choices are just for fun— as in, largely chosen based on looks/vibes, not anything too serious. I was definitely channeling that early 2000s "characters are cats for some reason now" mini-genre, so these are pure fluff/comedy, for once... >3>
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Lucci
(Bengal)
Serial toy murderer. Violently destroys any and every toy you give him within a matter of hours, days at MOST.
Some of the things he’s done to his toys probably qualify as war crimes tbh. Likes to drown the catnip mice in his water dish. Also enjoys tearing things into ragged chunks/”gutting” the stuffing.
Sometimes you wake up to him on your chest with a present.
(A chunk of mutilated cat toy. He drops it onto your face.)
The most athletic cat you’ll ever know. There is no surface in your house he can’t reach SOMEHOW. Also can and will learn how to open doors, drawers, etc, and will use this unfortunate skill to get into everything if he’s bored.
Affectionate, but only on his terms. You don’t decide when you’re allowed to pet him; when the mood strikes, he’ll interrupt whatever you’re doing and forcefully put his body in your lap.
You’re not allowed to move until he decides you’re done. :)
Has a surprisingly cute kneading habit. He’ll go Baby Mode and make biscuits for hours. Sucks on certain blankets too.
Kaku
(Devon Rex)
ZOOMIES TO THE MAX.
Seemingly never sits still. Will run from one end of your house to the other at all hours of the day. At night, you’re regularly woken up by the distinct rapid thumping of galloping kitty paws.
Likes high places and unexpected perching spots. This includes your shoulder— and he can make the jump on his own!
Playful, but not prone to destroying his toys. Prefers batting hard objects down a flight of stairs to tearing the plush ones open.
Too brave (and curious) for his own good. Lacks any sense of danger when it comes to investigating something that’s caught his interest.
This includes slipping through the front door.
Not super cuddly, but likes being near you/keeping an eye on what you’re doing.
Has a squeaky “old man” meow. WEH!
Jabra
(Egyptian Mau)
Wild, playful, curious, and so very destructive. If he’s not kept entertained, your property will suffer for it.
Requires FREQUENT play and attention, but fortunately, he’s not too hard to please. Throwing a squishy ball for “fetch” can keep him occupied for hours.
The asshole cat who will make direct eye contact with you before (very deliberately) knocking something off a shelf, then sit there smugly while you try to scold him.
Very talkative! When he wants your attention, he YELLS, and seeing wildlife outside always brings out that excited, bloodthirsty chitter.
Taking him to the vet is an ordeal, for everyone involved...
Doesn’t mind being pet and handled. Pesters you for affection regularly, but gets bitey when he’s had enough. :/
Highly territorial. Will not tolerate other cats/animals near him.
Kalifa
(Turkish Angora)
Truly the embodiment of the “disdainful gorgeous fancy cat” trope.
Her fur is incredible, due largely in part to near-constant grooming. Do NOT interrupt her washing.
She’ll wash your fingers too if she’s feeling affectionate. Mlem mlem mlemmmm...
Likes to be involved in what you’re doing. The kind of cat to walk across your keyboard or loaf-sit on top of stray paperwork, seemingly oblivious to how badly she’s getting in the way.
At least your “adorable secretary” makes for good moral support!
Not overly playful, but she can be a DEADLY hunter when the mood strikes— fast, agile, and with amazing reflexes no matter what kind of toy you put in front of her.
Weirdly fickle about when you’re allowed to touch her. Will glare, hiss, and swat at fingers if you test those boundaries.
Blueno
(Norwegian Forest Cat)
The most quiet, low-maintenance, independent cat imaginable. You nearly forget he exists, sometimes.
Not much of a meower, but has a deep, calming, rumbly purr.
Content to curl up on a chair or in a corner and let you go about your day! He’ll alternate between napping and silently staring in your general direction; the eye contact is a sign of affection. <3
Won’t seek out attention on his own, but also won’t fight it if you pick him up and carry him around like a plushie.
...he stays limp and docile no matter what you do to him, actually.
Needs regular brushing, or his fur starts to matt. It’s pretty much the only “extra attention” he’ll require, though, and he’s (fortunately) cooperative about it.
Learned how to open doors at some point. You don’t know how he managed that.
Fukurou
(Persian)
R O U N D (and it’s not just fluff)
Despite being shaped like a furry bowling ball, he’s quite playful, and way more agile/fast-moving than you’d expect.
...that energy is much less cute when his full weight lands on your abdomen in the middle of the night, however.
VERY affectionate. Will take any opportunity to lay his chin on your palm, headbutt your shoulder/wrists, put his paws on your chest so he can try to lovingly lick your face, etc— purring all the while!
Chatty cat!! Chirps and squeaks at you non-stop; if you “respond” to him, it turns into a back-and-forth conversation with his mrrep-ing.
Fond of high places, like bookshelves and tall dressers.
It’s unclear how such a heavy cat manages to get up onto them, but he usually ends up yowling for help when he can’t get back down.
Kumadori
(British Longhair)
A huge, massively fluffy mini-lion of a cat, with that “polite little gentleman” face common in his breed.
Sheds. Sheds SO MUCH. All of your clothes are covered in his fur, no matter how hard you try to keep him thoroughly brushed.
You cannot escape the fluff.
YOWLS. The loudest, most determined drama queen when he wants something. Acts like he’s dying if his food bowl is empty for more than half an hour, non-stop howling included.
Extremely cuddly; wants as much attention from you as you’ll give, and will flop his entire body into your lap to get it.
Fond of jingly toys! The louder and more annoying the bell, the better.
If you ever have to give him medicine (be it a pill or liquid), he’s utterly betrayed. Gives you the huge, sad, miserable scared-kitty eyes for the rest of the evening, and won’t let you touch him.
(He’s over it by morning, and back to purring in your arms. Baby.)
Spandam
(Siamese)
The ugliest purebred imaginable, and his personality isn’t better. <3
Health issues. Skin/coat problems, numerous food sensitivities, arthritis, frequent UTIs, and a crooked tail from a past injury.
King of separation anxiety. If he can’t find you, he’s HOWLING, then finding a corner to cower in until his protector is back.
Truly the embodiment of the phrase “scardey cat”. Terrified of everything from the vacuum to rustling plastic bags. Huddles under the couch, trembling pathetically, after every little scare.
...it is kind of cute when he runs to you to “save” him, however.
This clumsy dumbass WILL get himself hurt (in incredibly stupid ways) if you don’t keep an eye on him. Utterly oblivious to real danger.
His distressed yowling is awful, and the attention-demanding yells aren’t much better. The classic So So Whiney Baby Siamese!
NEEDS to be the only cat in the household— he’s violently territorial, but guaranteed to end up the other cat’s punching bag once he’s pissed them off enough.
#One Piece#CP9#CP0#Lucci#Rob Lucci#Kaku#Jabra#Kalifa#Blueno#Fukurou#Kumadori#Spandam#Headcanon#Reader
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"Nya! Hello dear friends! :D"
"I hope u are having a good day and may Spawn bless u!!! :3"
// Pfp & Banner credits n More below :D
// Also I feel like I am complied to state this but THIS IS PRETTY DEVIANT FROM CANON TWO TIME so atp if it helps, think of them as an entirely new character and don't give bro the same expectations as you would a normal Two Time
Kitty Cat Two Time blog belongs to @9blueflame9 / @brokerplushsg :D
Hai hai haiiii I'm Blueflame, or Blue for short and after playing Forsaken for the first time less than a week ago, as well as falling in love (NOT ROMANTICALLY) with Two Time, I decided to make a blog based on my favourite skin ingame :D (I actually genuinely like the skin unironically so uh pls don't bully me)
Currently I am 17, therefore I am a minor so please no 18+ adult things-
In general I want to keep this blog wholesome since its not exactly the most serious blog so I don't really want too much violence or angst. Aside from that I am still open to it if its interesting to me and like I can develop stuff with it if that makes sense sykshdkdhd
Slight disclaimer that I just joined this game/fandom so I know jacksh!t about the lore except for like most of Two Time's lore and some general lore of the other characters from what I have heard from others so don't expect me to be well versed in it and this blog is mostly based on vibes.
Speaking of lore I would say that Kitcat's lore is mostly the same as canon except the intentions of actions may be different (Still need to figure it out ngl, might make bro entirely separate from lore)
If you wish to contact me, dms are always open, I don't bite :3
Favourite post so far:
TBA
The compulsory boundaries list:
No NSFW (Self explanitory)
No political/troubling real world stuff (Def not the right place to talk about such things)
Don't be mean/rude (For the sake of rp is fine but not too much)
Don't be weird in the bad way (I heard the community can be a lil bawdy especially towards a charater like this but please no)
Roleplay info
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Anything associated with roleplay is in chat font.
Anything associated with Kitcat Two Time is Purple.
Anything associated with Spawn is White.
Anything associated with general people is Rainbow.
Some others may appear and have their own special associated colors.
Anything associated with General Narration is White.
"Spoken dialogue is in quotations."
"Whisper/Soft spoken dialogue may be in shrunken text."
*Actions starts and ends with asterisks and are in italics.*
//OOC have double slashes before the message.
//OORP have double slashes before the message, and is in normal font.
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Headcanons
General:

He/They pronouns
He's still known as Two Time, but you can nickname him Kitty, or Kitcat (His real name is Pangur Bán)
Their Personality type is ENFP-T (Turbulent Campaginer)
Very friendly and curious, but can be reserved at times, overall ginger cat vibes
Half feral brain, sometimes acts like a human, sometimes acts like a cat, although if they are stressed, they tend to revert towards more of instincts
Loves fish, his favourite is Tuna, followed by Sardines and Salmon (Canned fish will make his day)
Live laugh love Catnip tea for him
He would rather eat a normal meal than dried cat food
He will immediately come running over if you "pspspspspsps"
Bells will also alert his attention
Doesn't like wearing things on their back, so slingbag it is
Mood will immediately turn salty if you dare poke/touch their stomach, uncomfortable with chest touching
Loves pets (back or head or even tail) and will purr
Ear scratches are the best for him
Likes sitting on high ledges or in trees to observe people
Gets absolutely freaked out by Subspace explosions, even if he is far away
The hums of generators makes him feel uncomfortable and gives headaches if he stays around one too long
Biology:
Two Time is a kemonomimi, with their forearms and forelegs(?) being cat like with paws (everyone else in their universe is too)
Two Time has black claws
He is surprisingly flexible, able to fit into tight spaces, although there is still the chance they might get stuck
He does have whiskers, just they are very thin and hard to see
Has a throat of iron when it comes to eating needle thin fish bones, yes its uncomfortable but he's willing to put up with it for the yum yum fish
Even though their paws have been partially caloused with years of use, they are still sensitive, so some textures may be uncomfortable for Kitcat
The tip and spine of tail is sharp and pointy, similar to blunt knife or sharp pencil (same applies to wings)
Catnip affects him but not as much as other cats, it just makes him feel calm
Despite cats being known to be short sighted, he is the very opposite of that, being able to spot a penny a field away
Two Time has cat color blindness aka red-green color blindness so red and oranges look pretty grey to him, and overall the world is pretty green n blue
Ears are very sensitive to sounds, both a blessing and curse for detecting unseen threats but loud, sudden sounds are horrid

Abilities/proficiencies:
Actually has nine lives
Very skilled at parkor
Also skilled with dagger use and close combat
Relationships:
He can and will steal Elliot/Coolkid minion's pizza for the giggles and yum
He feels very remorseful over Azure, especially after all he had done to them. He doubt they will ever forgive him but he still wants to try and do good for them.
He is wary yet curious of most killers
He's most curious about Cool Kid, even willing to play with him as long as they don't actually get caught, still mostly very friendly with him.
He is most wary about 1×1×1×1, their aura being absolutely frightening for him, doesn't help the fact that out of all the killers, he is the most visible due to his colorblindness
^ The survivors and killers in normal vision vs Kitcat's vision
#two time#forsaken#roblox forsaken#parody blog#forsaken parody#two time forsaken#Kitty cat#Kitty cat two time#cat#kemonomimi
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The Great Floozy Height Theory
So if there's one thing about me, it's that I love tiny nothing character trivia. Like hell yeah I wanna know their height, or star sign, or hometown. Something about it is just like catnip to me. If there's another thing about me, it's that I like puzzles.
So when Nora leaves this super neat set of details about the heights of the floozy line like she did in ch. 13, it's not really my fault that I get weird and scientific about figuring it out.
SO. brace yourselves.
We’re gonna break this down into Known and Assumed info.
KNOWN
Jean is 6’1-6’2
Jeremy is four inches shorter, so 5’9-5’10
Cody is noticeably short
Cat is taller than Laila (from that one line in tkm ch.16 where Laila says that Cat is too big for her to carry off the court)
All of them, minus Jean, are under 6’0
ASSUMED
We’re gonna use the high end of Jean and Jeremy’s heights for this, cause it gives us more range to work with (5’10 & 6’2)
We’re gonna assume Cody is the shortest
With this in mind, gonna go person by person and break this down.
PAT
Pat’s probably the easiest guess on here. Based on this:

We know he’s taller than Jeremy, and under 6’0, which puts him at 5’11ish?
CAT
Cat’s gonna be a straight up guess. There’s nothing that indicates how tall she is, unless we count Jean not commenting on her height as indication that she’s decently tall, for a woman. Hear me out, I think Jean “crusade against short people” Moreau might have said something if she was like. 5’1 or something. Based on this (flimsy) evidence and sheer vibes, we’re gonna say 5’8.
LAILA
Another straight up guess! If she’s shorter than Cat but also not noticeably tiny, maybe 5’5? Average height for a woman?? Idk my emotional support lesbians are a mystery to me.
MIN
Finally, someone we have a clue about!
Based on the incredibly scientific measurement of “half a head” (apparently the human head is nine inches tall?? wild) we’re going to take half of that off of Cat and say 5’4 or 5’5 for Min?
XAVIER
The last of the Floozies we have evidence for.
If we're pretending Laila is 5’5, that also makes him 5’4/5’5? We’ll say 5’5 for argument’s sake.
ANANYA
No clues other than no Short Person Hate from Jean! Going with the vibes and saying shes also going to be kinda average for a woman. Maybe 5'5-5’7?
CODY
The only thing we know about Cody is that like Neil, they’re another victim of Short Mom Syndrome. Jean describes them as short, and they call themself that, but are we talking twinyards short, or normal people short? Aaron being able to be a pretty solid backliner while being 5’0 tells us that its possible in exy to be that small and still play for a college team. But also, most would consider 5’4 short so???? Genuinely so curious what the answer is for Cody, I’m gonna laugh my ass off if they’re 5’0. We’ll go with…5’2? For now.
SO. That comes out looking like this
Which. Actually so funny. There's about a foot between Jean and Cody. Absolute gold. If we get any other actual information in TSC 2&3, I think I'll come back and update this for funsies!!
#please god don't take me too seriously here#this is a product of boredom and tsc 2 excitement#the sunshine court#all for the game#aftg fandom#jeremy knox#jean moreau#catalina alvarez#laila dermott#xavier morgan#min cai#ananya deshmukh#cody winter#patrick toppings#tsc#nora sakavic#the great floozy height theory
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Finally! After over a month of waiting, I’ve finally found the time to finish my tower and reveal it to you all!!
Here’s what it looks like: (sorry if my art is bad)

(Note: image is not to scale)
(Note: I am visible at the base of my tower in this image)
My tower is a cat tree! The tower is many stories tall and the parts of the tower are scaled up to accommodate medium humanoid beings at the same scale as a normal cat to a cat tree.
Getting up it without being able to parkour or being a master of teleportation is a big challenge. Most of the lower levels are easily accessible, however.
A fair warning; my tower has non-Euclidean geometry as certain rooms are bigger on the inside and may lead to rooms that were not previously there, rooms and platforms may move around when you aren’t looking, and you may be randomly transported to a different part of the tower without noticing.
Don’t expect to be getting anywhere important with that teleporting, however. You will not be brought anywhere that isn’t very different than your current position on the tower, and the upper levels are completely inaccessible via this method. Actually, when you’re climbing the upper levels, you may be teleported lower on the tower.
In the fields below it, I grow various herbs, potion ingredients, drugs, and other plants! Like catnip and weed! I do most of my alchemy on the first floor and the dungeon underneath.
The entire thing is covered in comfortable fluffy cat-tree cloth and I’ve enchanted the area to always be clear skies, and warm and sunny during the day and perfectly cool in the evening.
The sunsets here are absolutely stunning.
The front entrance is obviously locked and only I have the key, so please just knock on the metal knocker to the right of the door; it’s enchanted to allow me to hear it if I’m there. If I’m not there, it will alert you that I’m away and I do ask you to politely leave if I am not home. Unless I have invited you, then I will allow it to open for you beforehand.
The tower has been warded with a tall field of force that fits around the tower’s dimensions, so don’t expect to be flying in.
I’m always welcome for visitors, so feel free to visit whenever I’m around.
Only I can properly navigate the tower, unless I give someone access, which I may or may not do, depending on the circumstances.
The tower gets quite windy, but it’s never enough to affect you because of the enchanted weather. The wind is always a warm breeze.
My tower is situated to the northeast side of wizard island island, along the cliff side coast, just southeast of the gray wizard council local.

From my tower, I can see most of wizard island, however a small portion of the island is blocked by the volcano. (Ex. I can’t see the Pirate Cove, Necrobotanist’s Tower, Ari’s Cafe, and Breakfast Wizard’s Diner and Cafe)

Thanks for waiting patiently! Hope to see y’all around!
@mersinia @the-gnomish-bastards-hat @combustion-witch @average-void-wizard @odd-animated-armor @slymewitch @a-mushroom-dev @a-mushroom-wizard @mossy--wizard @mossthewizard @wizard-at-large @wizardothesea @wizard-island-island-smp @magical-bear-dubin @magical-fox @alchemical-overreaction @transtyranid @transgender-wizard @verylegalwizard @blooper-malte @aroace-wizard @good-wizard @good-wizard2 @gavamont @pollution-wizard @the-mighty-dalob @the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem @the-illegal-wizard-council @ashen-the-tiefling @the-necrobotanist @terrencetheshark14 @the-frog-wizard-leep @the-wozard-council @siley-the-wizard @profeshinul-wizurd @sluttyambiguouswizard @yourlocalbreadenthusiast
Sorry if I forgot someone!
Oh, and have a happy Thanksgiving! 🍁🌽🥧
#potions#alchemy#cat tree#sunset#catnip#fattocatto#fatto catto#wizard cat#wizard tower#wizard shit#cat wizard#wizard island#wizard posting#tumblr wizard#wizard blogging#wizposting#wizard island island#wizard hat#wizard post#wizard tumblr#wizardblogging#wizardblr#wizblr#wizblogging#wizardposting
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“Welcome, darlin’! What brings ya here?”
(OOC: Heya, @prismaticstarshch here! I'm the person running this RP blog, and I'm gonna lay out a few things:
General notes:
Scythe's pronouns in this blog are strictly she/her
I also strictly go by she/her pronouns
I'm heteroromantic & aegosexual, my Scythe is panromantic & aceflux (I'm open to doing ships!)
here's something for artists
a backstory headcanon + general headcanons list
a link for you to do your daily clicks for Palestine
writing this down here so I can remember it: Scythe's canon birthday is June 6th!
Blog content notes/warnings - There will be:
Swearing
Alcohol/drug references
Mentions of cultism (the COTTE is a cult)
Violence & death (due to Scythe being a serial killer)
Dark humor (particularly concerning hurting/killing people and death in general)
Medical stuff (I project me having Grave’s disease onto Scythe)
Blog rules:
Please respect my DNIs - you can find the list of them on my main blog!
All content posted on this blog will only go as far as being mildly suggestive in nature. I'm fine with slightly raunchy stuff, crude humor, etc., but asks involving full-blown/hardcore NSFW will instantly be ignored. That aside, lore-related asks, things based off of headcanons, magic anons, meme prompts, in-character asks, and more are welcome!
Please don't send asks or start reblog/comment chains related to actually trying to kill Scythe, those will be ignored too (this only applies to anything affecting her in-character)
Also please put warnings on stuff with flashing lights/imagery if you include it in asks/reblogs, I'm photosensitive and flashing stuff makes me feel physically uncomfortable
Feel free to send in-character asks, whether they're from a RP blog or not! I'm open to doing interactions between Scythe and other Phighting characters (OCs included, but please provide a little bit of info!) on top of having a bit of fun with crack interactions between Scythe and characters who aren't from Phighting too, haha
Because I don't draw and don't have anyone to commission for drawings for this, everything will be described through script-style writing. Please don't demand pictures to be added to any posts!
Note: there will be some things that are based off of headcanons!
Feel free to flood the ask box!
I'm also willing to interact via reblogs and comments as well!
All in all, have fun!
Achievements List:
Snake Charmer: Get wrangled by Freezer Anon
Trial By Fire (and Ice): Survive Freezer Anon's antics (and other chaos) for a week
It's still you!: Experience full-body shapeshifting
The Forbidden Sauce: Drink a questionably-sourced potion (and suffer the horrendous consequences)
An End to a Living Hell [self-given achievement]: Survive being cursed until the curse is somehow lifted
Kittie Crazies!: Make it through the high of catnip whilst being in cat form
All That Is Fear: Learn about fear entities
oh, I also run a Phighting parody Tumblr Discord server! You can message me to get a private invite link!)
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since we all liked frostdawn heres another frosty cat. this time based on my really old hawkfrost design from like 2018, feat. ivypaw, catnip blunt.
i was always a big lucious lashes pretty boy hawkfrost truther unfortunately. i wish i was a big burly man hawkfrost truther but i get pretty boy instead
#warrior cats#warriors fanart#warrior cats art#warrior cats designs#hawkfrost#wc tnp#wc oots#wc po3#ivypaw rolls worst blunt
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Since tumblr is being a bitch and STILL not letting me post your present, nor am I able to send it in an ask(for some reason???) this is my make up present in the form of my new fic idea based on the kitties I work with
(If tumblr lets this ask go through this is my 5th attempt)
Will blinked open his eyes when his owner Charlotte loudly, well loudly for the hybrids, dropped an empty box on the ground. He began to sit up, the very end of his tail beginning to sway. An empty box always means catnip time.
Sure enough, Henry came and sprinkled a good amount in the empty box, and then he started to sprinkle it around the room in their food bowls. "C'mon now kitties, let's get up and moving! Be cute and playful for the guests-"
Charlotte scoffed, interrupting her husband.
"The guests," he emphasized, "who will eventually turn up!"
"Hen, let's just be fortunate that this isn't our only full-time job. We barely even get 2 guests a day, let alone any donations or adoptions."
The couple continued to bicker in the background. Will tuned them out as he usually did and hopped down from his cat tree, stretching on the ground and walking over to the box. It seemed most of the other cat hybrids in the shelter were getting their catnip from the food bowls closest to them, except for Jessamine, who decided to climb up the back of Henry's wheelchair to slide down his chest and sit in his lap as he and Charlotte head back into the office.
The black Tortoise Shell cat climbed into the cardboard box, rolling in the catnip and feeling the instant high. He remembered there was a nice and soft bed near the box, and decided to take a nice nap there instead of going back to the cat tree. He was never the best climber whilst high.
Will pranced over to the white cat bed, and plopped down on it.
His nap was interrupted before it even began.
There was a sniffing, someone was smelling him. "Go 'way." He mumbled.
"You're in my bed, Will."
Opening his blue eyes he was met with his favorite hybrid in the shelter, a Maine Coon mix named Jem. He was big, well not as big as a regular Maine Coon but still much bigger than Will. "Hi there, handsome." He purred.
"You're in my bed, brat. I'm sleepy."
"I'm sleepy too! Being the most beautiful cat here is exhausting." Jem simply stared, clearly on his own catnip high. "Can't we share?"
Jem purred in agreement before flopping down behind Will in a position where he was somewhat on top of the smaller hybrid. His face was buried in Will neck, smelling his scent and covering it with his own.
"You hear Char mention that we had another Coon mix get rescued this morning?" Jem murmured. "Said it's a female one too."
Will's purring stopped, "they want you two to breed."
"You know they dont do that here, Will. They'd never force us to breed."
"But your kittens would be profitable. And they're always complaining about finances."
The grey cat began to groom the other, "have i ever mentioned how much I love that you can understand human fluently?"
Will rolled over, loud and roaring purrs coming from his chest. "Not today, but I'm sure we can make every other hybrid here hate us once you show me just how much you love it."
These two are based on Elphaba and Scorpio(my babies + fake names) from the shelter I work at
Who are constantly mating when they're on catnip
We're all so glad every cat in the shelter is fixed otherwise these two would have SO many kitten
Tumblr said fuck my birthday actually 😭😭😭
LY I LOVE THIS SM!!!! This was so good omg
Will & Jem are so horny in every form, in every universe and I can feel it in my bones that it’s true
#ask answered#mutuals#the infernal devices#will herondale#jem carstairs#heronstairs#(they’re heronstairs right?)#(or am i thinking of another herondale x carstairs ship)
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APH CREW SHIP NAMES
(BUT COOLER‼️)
Since I'm in the Lego ninjago fandom (aka the fandom with THE BEST ship names) I've decided to take it apon myself to create rlly cool and awesome list of ship names for the aph crew
DIS-FUCKING-CLAIMER
I do NOT. ship every ship you see in this post. If u see a ship u dislike, that's fine, don't harass me or others who might ship it this is jst 4 fun.
LET'S GOOOOO
Aaron x Aphmau: ew /hj, scars, cuts,
- Red colour of blood, & purple colour of bruises it made sense 2 me
Aaron x Ein; opposites
-pretty obvious
Aaron x Kim: apple
-red apple green leaf
Aaron x Mac: primary, maroon
Aaron x Nana: caked fur
-they got primary colours
-idk it sounded cool
-ultima Aaron, + Nana like 2 bake
Aaron x Noi: fire
-red & orange are the main colours of fire so it made sense ig
Aaron x Pierce: opposites, blue blood
-same as ein but I chose blue blood cuz deamos have diff colour blood & normal blood is red so ye
Aaron x zane: midnight, blood moon
-I feel like blood moon makes more sense cuz yk zanes all dark and emo
Aphmau x Ein: analogous, galaxy
-there colours r beside each other so they look nice & galaxy cuz blue & purple are the main colours when u think of one
Aphmau x kim: feather
-aph has Irene's wings purple and teal r cool brid colours
Aphmau x mac: complementary
-self explanatory
Aphmau x Nana: sweet potato
-ONE OF MY FAVE RAGH
Aphmau x Noi: fragrant, orange lavender
- orange & lavender apparently taste/smell good 2gether, 2nd 1 is self explanatory
Aphmau x Pierce: navy
-purple and blue make navy
Aphmau x Zane: black lavender, mist
-1st is obv 2nd mist is dark but also calm like the smell/colour of lavender
Ein x kim: glasses,
-Ein can't rlly read Kim likes books
Ein x mac: Ena /j
-I couldn't think of any srry lol
Ein x Nana: exploding cupcakes,
-Nana's r always great this one's a bit long tho
Ein x Noi: complimentary,
-self explanatory + I couldn't think of anything else
Ein x Pierce: piercing
- cuz I said so
Ein x Zane: bombs
-they both work on bombs n stuff (also ref 2 that 1 vid where they fall inlove)
Kim x Mac: nature
-Kim's all teal/green and Mac likes giraffes
Kim x Nana: cook book
-again Nana at it again with the best names
Kim x Noi: fantasy
-Kim likes books Noi is a deamos from another realm
Kim x Pierce: tertiary
-there a mix of primary&secondary colours
Kim x Zane: nerds, sci-fi
-I don't think I need 2 explain
Mac x Nana: exotic
-Nana bakes giraffes r cool mix em together boom exotic ass cupcakes
Mac x Noi: sunset
-simaller 2 Aaron there right beside each other & r colours in sunsets
Mac x Pierce: Ena /j
-again I'm srry mac
Mac x Zane: bumblebee, bees
-NVM MAC PULLING UP⁉️
Nana x Noi: cupcake, Sweet's
-There both cuties
Nana x Pierce: bby shower(get it cuz), cotton candy
-1st ones a joke but they both got them cotton candy colours
Nana x Zane: catnip, robo kitty,
- cat rlly explain the first one but the second one is just based off that one animation meme trend
Noi x Pierce: deamos, dusk, dawn
-very boring but the pics of dusk & dawn I found had rlly pretty mixes of blue and orange
Noi x Zane: pornhub,(JOKE) Halloween, autumn, Lantern
-there colours r great! (Not just cuz of the 1st one sicko) lanterns my personal fav
Pierce x Zane: Android
- again don't rlly know how 2 explain it, it jst seemed right
AND THAT'S IT GOD THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG POST
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