#its olivers fault

[supernova2510]

someone remind me that i cant go around stealing 80% of the food in my mutuals houses unless its my moms house or oilyvers house

[nightleaf001]

Gay people when they have someone who understands them, when they’re your thematic parallel and mirror, when despite everything you’ve seen and done they inspire you too keep going, GAY PEOPLE WHEN THEY ARE YOUR LIGHT PIERCING THROUGH YOUR OWN DARKNESS.  GAY PEOPLE WHEN-

[cross-pilled]

It is I, Crosspilled. My name is actually Night and I am here I guess. Time to take the Cross Sans Pill. My main blog is @nightleaf001

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Danny couldn't really explain why he always answered this specific summoning ritual. It was like a feeling. One of warmth. Of a mug of hot cocoa in your hands and a nice weighted blanket dropped around your shoulders as a fire blazed in the hearth in front of you, keeping the chill in the rest of the room at bay.

Danny always lost himself in the sensation and found himself back in that stupid circle of protection with that same wierd guy demanding answers. But Danny didn't know anything about a "Lazarus Pit" or a "Pit Madness" let alone a cure for it. Even if he did he wasn't going to tell Red Robin anything after all the times he'd used the marriage summoning spell to get him here.

Earlier on Red had explained it was the only spell known to thier universe that could summon an entity from "The Lazarus Dimension" Which he guessed was another name for the ghost zone and Phantom was the only one to ever be summoned.

Danny couldn't help but wonder why...

After escaping Bird boy and his supernatural pop quiz (oh look, another test for him to flunk) he returns home only to discover his parents had seen him get summoned and accused him of being a ghost that replaced thier baby boy.

Naturalally the next time Red Robin had summoned Phantom he was angry. He was tired and dirty from being on the run from his parents, his worlds US government, and Vlad. Not to mention his own rogues gallery didn't exactly cut him any slack.

So Danny decided that if Red Robin wanted to abuse the power of a marriage ritual than the very least he can do is put his money where his mouth is.

Danny grinned and exited the magic circle, taking delight in Reds widening eyes before he lunged. A kiss sealed the deal, making sure Danny had a safeish place to stay.

After all, married couples in the infinite realms were obligated and even compelled to protect and care for eachother.

[wilnotwill]

me when characters who are created/born with their purpose already decided ☹️ me when they never get a chance to become something else ☹️ me when they accept that its all theyll ever be able to have because its all theyve ever known ☹️ me when nature vs nurture ☹️ when they succumb to that expectation ☹️ when they have no control and are raised/ forced to be evil ☹️ when theyre doomed by the narrative ☹️

[eddiegettingshot]

this fandom has the stupidest fucking discourse lmsdnkflddj

[middle-earth-marauder]

Blue Blur

Streetrat!AU, Sonic reference -------------------------------------- Sonic in Streetrat/Oliver Twist AU. No-powers AU. troubled guy with a complicated past and enough regrets in the rearview to bury him six feet under. Self-harm scars are due to overstimulation, he doesn't even realize he's done it until he feels the blood and realizes he's cut himself with his claws again. Ratty clothes because he'd rather buy food or other necessities for the rest of the crew than bother looking decent, himself. Earns his keep through pick-pocket schemes and cons, enough to charm to get away with just about anything. Lives at the docks with Knuckles, Rouge, and Amy. Hedgehog, orphaned, raised in a group foster home with typically absent fosters. Learned how to sleep light and quick and to always have one eye open, how to eat fast because if you don't someone's gonna take it from you, and how to use being naturally quick and light on his feet to his advantage to take care of himself and others. Finally back in the city after a long absence and occasionally seeing his longterm situationship Shadow, despite the obvious toxicity between them. Just doing what he can to support his friends and keep everyone's heads above water a little while longer, no matter the cost to himself- he's got too many regrets weighing him down, after all, to be worth anything more than a self-sacrifice.

Link to the Masterpost

[divorce-enjoyer]

I think one of my favourite things about having you on my dash is that when you get into a ship you also get into rpf of the actors you would've loved the cockles masterlist if you were even slightly into destiel

listen. listen. i dont choose to perceive rpf this just fucking happens to me. i come across information and i am forced to Comprehend. also i know nothing about cockles other than the fact that jensen ackles got a hard-on live on stage once because misha collins straddled him. and thats enough i think.

[gimme-blueeyes-n-harrystyles]

I'm a lost cause. These two are infiltrating my dreams, too. Lord, help me lmfao

[sporkberries]

will never not be mad about this

[gaydadeddie]

oliver not tagging ryan but ryan immediately posting the pic and tagging oliver ohhhhh he is so whipped

[drsantosgf]

after everything that has happened over the past few days, i get curious and pop over to a bvddie space, expecting to see any kind of reasonable acknowledgement of the ship baiting, the reality of eddie's heterosexuality, the prospect that no, actually it's probably not happening. like surely, even the most committed bd girlie can admit this press tour has firmly shut down bvddie for the foreseeable future. but no, instead they are focusing on the morsel of content they received in a buzzfeed thirst tweets video and taunting about it. the delusion is honestly commendable, congratulations soldier, i see you've found a nice solid hill to die on.

[nightleaf001]

Cross looks like what would happen if you had Tetsuya Nomura design Sans,  and I mean this as a compliment of the highest order.

[the-fuck-did-u-say]

Ok story time

So I was just swinging on the swing (as you do) when a lady came and put her baby infant into the baby swing beside me (yes I was on the toddlers swing but so what).

And that was fine! Except they were there for a good HOUR and I felt too awkward to get off while they were still there, which is my fault I guess.

But the entire time the lady was kind of role playing with the baby, who was answering back to her. Still fine. Yet they were also talking about real life. So I now know way too much about random strangers.

Well, James, I hope your daddy does buy you a pussy cat for nursery. Tell Oliver I said happy birthday’s eve, I hope he gets that astronaut costume tomorrow. And that he likes the card you made.

[totallyoli]

i cannot even BEGIN to describe how much i dont care about Cherry in this show,,, like i srsly dont even remember he exists until he shows up

[willosword]

ok kid. if you feel like you don't identify with humans or their culture then what gives you the right to decide which of them lives or dies