#its the worst experience of my life

[mmeadarts]

Progress photos for the applique quilt im working on. Im almost positive I've chosen the second worst assembly strategy possible. Right now the whole thing is just incredibly pointy and takes up my entire floor. Technique is -3 out of 10, dont recommend if you enjoy having floor space and not worrying about getting pins in the bottom of your foot

[everwalldigan]

My favourite thing ever is when Jason is drawn to resemble Bruce because I KNOWW his ass would HATE it😭😭

Dick: hey Jason you haven’t forgotten our meet u— oh my god are you ok?? What happened?

Jason *rocking back and forth on the floor with a traumatised look in his eyes, whispering in horror* someone mistook me for Bruce in the grocery store today.

Random kid at a charity event pointing at Jason standing grumpily in a corner: who’s that?

Bruce (smiling fondly): that’s my son Jason!

Random kid: he looks like you! :D

Jason: *leaves the room*

Bruce (running after him): jason, Jason they didn’t mean anything by it, Jason, you’re going to jump off a balcony just because of a child’s observation Jason?

[zombie-bait]

House md really is the gayest of gay queerbait. Like I’m sorry but besides SPN and maybe Sherlock no one was doing it like them. And the thing is I don’t even think it was intentional??? House md was unbelievably popular but in a normal Game of Thrones, Grey’s Anatomy way. It’s the kinda show that everyone’s mom watched when it first came out on cable (mine included). Appealing to a young queer internet audience in 2007 wasn’t a marketing strategy they would ever attempt. It doesn’t make sense.

And yet. 

The sheer amount of gay jokes and allegories is just overwhelming by the time you get to the last season. Amber is Wilson’s House proxy, House and Wilson move in together TWICE, the fake marriage proposal, the exploration of toxic masculinity, Wilson’s 3 failed marriages, fucking everything about the last few eps. Like what other tv show spent almost a decade creating the most co-dependent, self-sabotaging relationship between its two main male characters that is essentially the backbone of the entire show. They literally ride off into the sunset together. Idk what else you want from me.

[vigilskeep]

What got you into dragon age?

this is plainly embarrassing but i was craving some fresh hurt/comfort fic just to feel something and i didn’t care where it came from, so i remembered the cool art i kept seeing for dragon age and cracked open ao3 and ended up with some kind of condition. a couple months of wiki-haunting, tag-lurking derangement later, and after buying world of thedas vol 1, in my late night fuelled desperate measures i discovered to my astonishment that dao would actually run on the laptop i’d bought for uni. i had never played a video game before, except failing to use my brother’s xbox to successfully make a character walk in a straight line, so this was genuinely quite an alarming development to me. but i endeavoured to succeed nonetheless (by which i mean running around on easy difficulty with my corpsesque prototype surana) and the rest is history

i do not recommend this. none of the above behaviours. cannot express that enough.

[sleevebuscemii]

WELL. ANYWAY. GOOD MORNING ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE

[spaciebabie]

does any other demiromantic (or arosepc doesnt rlly matter) feel like. extremely awful when they experience romantic attraction or is that just me.

[academiccockroach]

it's 1 AM and I have a very specific bone to pick with a very specific thing I consume, enjoy and endorse wholeheartedly

here's the thing about vampire bites. they are depicted as this little unhinged and nasty but mostly sexy thing right. our guy (gender neutral) gets bitten and it's like ah! it hurts but also it hurts good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). and here im talking about like. proper vampire teeth, non of that twilight bullshit just two to four proper fangs nothing more nothing less

well clearly the person writing the sexy biting smut scene has never been bitten by a cat. I dont mean like 'ah no Scruffy bit me a little' i don't even mean 'oh no Sceuffy bit me a lot' i mean like a fully grown ass feral cat that has never been touched by human in its life and craves the taste of flesh biting thru skin muscle cartilage -even sometimes bone- whatever the fuck you got in your meat sack that tiny needle thin tooth is piercing right through it

and here's the thing. it doesn't hurt at first oh no. okay well it hurts but if doesn't hurt too much ya know what i mean. and it leaves a cute little mark nothing serious at all

but in a day that wound is gonna swell. and it's gunna. hurt like all fuck because it just directly injected about five gazillion bacteria directly into a neat little incubation pouch and then closed it right up. its gona swell its gonna ooze and throb and hurt and if that shits in your neck ur pretty much done for i mean an infection right next to the jugular is just easy mode for the bacteria

so unless your vampire boyfriend gargles with antiseptic beforehand you aint gotta worry about turning or bleeding out or developing a biting kink cus youre gonna be delirious from meningitis with a football sized phlegmone in your neck beggjng for the sweet sweet release of death thank you for coming to my ted talk please ensure your vampire boyfriend employs proper dental hygiene

[rebtrovert-girl]

Nothing can ever really prepare you for the heartbreak of knowing the one drama you really anticipated turn into that messy plot

[todayisafridaynight]

plane scene is so funny cause why is mine a sleeper agent that wakes up whenever daigo is mentioned

can’t wait to see it in dragon engine :3

mine has been the winner for Funniest Character Imaginable for 15 consecutive years and i have yet to see anyone come close i fear

[mihai-florescu]

Im at a point in life where im emotionally dependant on a very specific pastry and now im reasoning with myself that i am ok with waking up tomorrow if i go buy myself one. The "save me *thing* save me" meme is not a joke to me it's very real. Save me cheese spiral from the supermarket near school save me

[novadreii]

rewatched arrival for the hundredth time. this movie never fails to gut punch me with its approach to determinism. louise embracing her future that she knows every moment of, despite the tremendous loss and pain it contains, with open arms. she doesn't hesitate, or ruminate on how she can try and change it. she accepts it all, the good and the bad, because what she gains is worth it, so many times over for her. she steels herself against a certain future and runs forward to meet it all, to love, learn, and lose, and trusts and leans on herself to live through it all. because that's what life is; it's the joy and the suffering. to try and isolate the joy alone is madness, futility in its purest definition.

comparing her line of thinking to a palindrome (how she named her daughter, hannah), the movie kept emphasizing, "it's the same backwards as it is forwards." it doesn't matter if you can see the end; life is the same whether you live it "forwards" (without knowledge of the future) or "backwards" (with foresight). it doesn't change the significance of your life experiences; to try and avoid certain future pain just because you have the knowledge of it is a zero sum game. you think you win because you avoided pain, but you also avoided the joy that preceded it. the metamorphosis. so you still lose if you try to win, and vice-versa.

all you can do is rush forward and take it all head-on. see this whole beautiful mess as your one most precious gift; this one life, this one chance, a laughably miniature blip on the colossus that is linear time, to experience all there is to feel before you return back to an eternity without perception. it's all worth it, because only in living a full-fledged life open to everything it has to offer does the experience of living turn out to be greater than the sum of its parts; it's in trying to beat the system (avoid pain) that we actually lose.

"if you could see your whole life from start to finish, would you change things?"

"maybe i'd say what i feel more often. i...i don't know."

[occasionally-victor]

fuck it, some post-canon spiderbit hcs (when i say post-canon, i mean "after an ending i had in my brain for months that now i can say objectively cooler than the one we got and everyone who could escaped yippee ^^")

!Roier eventually opened a taquieria like he always wanted. He's kinda became both an owner and a cook (not because he's the only one working there, juts because he wants to). !Cellbit have been working some odd jobs for a first while, until one day he was invited to work as a private investigator with !Bagi

after the whole "getting kidnapped and being turned into a rat" thing, !Roier developed a fear of the darkness. It's not that bad - just being in the dark just makes him mildly uncomfortable (he can see in the dark because of the spider pair of eyes, but he very much still can acknowledge it as a darkness). However, going to sleep became a problem - falling asleep in the dark became almost impossible, and if it somehow happens - it will usually get interrupted by a nightmare. For some time, !Roier would sneak out of the bed to sleep in another room with lights (he does it so !Cellbit wouldn't worry, but that's very much doesn't work at all). It took !Cell only like a week of finding his husband curled up on a couch in a living room to just. Buy him a nightstand. It gives off just enough light for !Ro to fall asleep properly.

Talking about sleeping: !Cellbit basically can fall asleep anywhere. It's something he got used to since the Hunder Games times. The other thing is, is that he is a very light sleeper (same source lmao) - it's usual that he wakes up several times a night because of whatever noise or other thing, however he also can quickly fall asleep again. After Purgatory his sleep routine got fucked up even more than before and and he only got the opportunity to more or less fix it after escaping the island. (He's still needs to be dragged to bed 6/10 times, but he doesn't put much of resistance at this point)

After reuniting, they decided to do a vow renewal as soon as possible (after escaping the island, and ideally on a date of anniversary). They were already free by the time of first anniversary, but they were still busy settling down, so it was celebrated with a nice dinner. It was decided to do a vow renewal on a second anniversary. I might do a separate post about it honestly, but for now all i have in mind is an outfit idea. To celebrate a basically what it felt to be a second wedding (that doesn't happen on a really dangerous island and most likely wont have a venue blown up), they decided to kinda invert the original outfits? Basically, instead of suits its dresses, and it's switched who's wearing black and who's wearing white.

Every 16th they always go on a date, place and activity varies. It was !Roier's idea - because what do you mean !Cellbit never have been (or doesn't remember being) to an amusement park (or like. any other place in that direction). And since after like almost half a year of not being able to see each other even another month together was worth celebrating now.

I already did some art about it, but yeah, both of them end up growing out their hair to be pretty long. !Cellbit got it first - only like a year into being off the island, and it happened kinda unintentionally? Like, skipped on cutting hair once and then just kept delaying it level of unintentional. He was still thinking of cutting it even when it was already like slightly below the shoulder blades, but just couldn't - not when !Ro happened to be like, the biggest fan of his husbands hair (and for a reason - because the hair was very voluminous and fluffy, that made !Cell look like kinda softer and definitely just straight up cuter). !Roier decided to grow out hair mostly just to experiment with looks, and then ultimately left it long. Still hates when it gets too much in face (just like me fr).

Talking about hair stuff, the whitening of !Cell's and !Bagi's hair is because of genetic stuff (i did read about one condition when the person hair can get white spots that would fit the most, but idk, i just set on "whatever it is"). !Bagi's hair started getting white when she was like 5 and at the moment of her brother disappearance it was 3/5 white; by her 18th birthday her hair was at the current state of being mostly white with like, one actually colored streak left. !Celbit's hair only started getting white after being kidnapped by feds that one time (both coincidence and not), and after getting like 2/5 white in addition to already existing gray hairs, it kinda stopped for a good while; it only resumed when he hit like 45 years or so, when it suddenly in span of couple of months just. Turned completely white (with some gray hairs still staying). !Bagi's last not-white hair streak survived for much longer, like comically persistent.

In this post canon scenario all eggs that are uhh were alive at the moment of their great disappearance, are also escaped with everyone. However, in a scenario where no eggs had escaped, in my head spiderbit end up adopting a kid (like, several years after getting off the island). I didn't think that much about it for now tho.

[guinevereslancelot]

i'm so sick of cynicism!!! i'm so sick of everyone being too edgy to care or feel or believe in anything earnestly!!!! i'm so sick of it!!!! it's not cool to pretend to be so jaded and unaffected by everything that you risk nothing!!!! stop trying to be too cool for happiness and hope and love and living!!!! your reward is bitterness and misery!!! it's spring and we're healing!!!!!

[an-unraveling-unknown]

Here have my unasked for Baldur’s Gate 3* lukewarm take; Astarion is so deeply cat-coded its absurd

[lavendorii]

I'm not even kidding if you go to the fnaf movie be respectful. be quiet. this isnt your let's play. just watch the movie. there are a ton of other people here. shut the fuck up

[blitheringbongus]

Can't believe Scar saw a rapidly approaching, dishevled mumbo and went "he's so cute." I need to run unorthodox experiments on them.

IKR SAME OMG

They’re literally perfect for each other <- delusional

But seriously they have so much lore together in my silly brain and the few interactions they do have (WHICH HAS BEEN INCREASING A LOT LATELY MAY I ADD) has been FUELING the fire rapidly and gods gods GODS do I have many thoughts about them