#jade is amazing

[darewitchstr]

so far I like Willow, but it has some serious issues with pacing and tone that got bad in that third episode. I really hope it’s just because they are in a hurry to get to a specific point

[ironunderstands]

God I love being correct (2.2 leaks incoming!!!)

“Jade saved Aventurine!!!” “Jade helped him out of the kindness of her own heart!!” “Jade is such a mother figure to Aventurine!!”

mmm yeah, definitely yup 100%

Honestly this fucking speaks for itself, and I’m so glad hoyo committed to the evil on her, she’s very compelling and that’s extremely cunty I must give her credit for it, but god do I absolutely despise the people who believe Jade and Aventurine have a healthy relationship, or that she “saved” him out of the kindness of her own heart or something.

To Jade, Aventurine is an investment, nothing more and nothing less, which is why she puts her faith in him, he’s a reliable business opportunity, but that’s not the same as caring about him personally and I really need people to get the difference

If Aventurine hadn’t proved himself useful to her, she would have left him to rot in prison or succumb to his death sentence, this isn’t saving, it’s exploitation.

Jade knows Aventurine couldn’t decline whatever offer she made, and anything is worse than death or slavery, the things he’s trying to escape, so she offers for him to join the IPC to make more money for them. That’s it, that’s all she wants, she doesn’t care about how bad being in the IPC is for Aventurine’s mental health, how he literally took on a suicide mission so he could escape being a stoneheart, how even if she “saved” him, his banner name is literally “gilded imprisonment” and his lightcone “inherently unjust destiny”, so damn she did a real good job at saving him and fixing his life, definitely didn’t just put him in a pair of gilded chains.

Also like can we talk about how weird Jades comment about his eyes were? Like it’s genuinely creepy to me considering Avens eyes are a) one of his biggest insecurities and b) people fetishize them, something which Jade knows and chooses to still comment about. I hate to say it, but I feel like if this was a male Jade saying that to a female Aventurine, yall would never let that slide and Jade would never beat the p3do allegations. Aventurine was likely a teenager/young adult in that scene, and either way there is a visible power dynamic between them (I mean Aven is literally in chains looking up at her), and I don’t think if the situation was flip flopped people would be treating Jade like some kinda hero. If they were the same gender I feel like people would be shipping them though 😭

So, yeah. Being correct feels amazing, pls use your brains and realize that just because one character sounds kinda nice to another, does not mean they actually care about them or are a good person!

[oya-oya-okay]

YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST ILYYY💘💘💘💘

[dailydavejading]

Mermaid?

D102

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROSE: Well, Dave, I made it, in spite of your directions. DAVE: ah rose DAVE: welcome DAVE: hope youre prepared for an unforgettable luncheon ROSE: Eh.

DAVE: aw fuck DAVE: my roast is ruined DAVE: but what if i bought fast food and disguised it as my own DAVE: delightfully devilish dave ROSE: Huh?

Dave Strider, with his crazy explanations The Seer of Lights's gonna need her medication When she hears Strider's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight!

ROSE: Dave? DAVE: rose! DAVE: i was just uh DAVE: stretching my calves on the windowsill DAVE: isometric exercise DAVE: care to join me ROSE: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Dave? DAVE: uh DAVE: that isnt smoke DAVE: its uh DAVE: steam DAVE: steam from the steamed clams were having DAVE: mmm steamed clams ROSE: ???

DAVE: rose my dear sister i hope youre ready for mouthwatering hamburgers DAVE: watering your mouth so much its like theyre a gardener and your mouth is a flowerbed DAVE: thats how much they be watering ROSE: I thought we were having "steamed clams". DAVE: oh no i said steamed hams DAVE: thats what i call hamburgers ROSE: You call hamburgers 'steamed hams'? DAVE: yeah DAVE: its a regional dialect ROSE: Uh-huh. What region? DAVE: uh DAVE: upstate new york ROSE: Really? Well, I'm from Rainbow Falls, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams". DAVE: oh not in rainbow falls DAVE: its an albany expression ROSE: How would you know? You're Texan. DAVE: whatever

ROSE: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Burger King. DAVE: oh absolutely not DAVE: patented strider burgers DAVE: old family recipe ROSE: For steamed hams? DAVE: Yes. ROSE: So you call them steamed hams, in spite of the fact they are obviously grilled. DAVE: uh DAVE: you know DAVE: one thing i should DAVE: excuse me for one second ROSE: Ah, of course.

DAVE: [pretends to yawn] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. DAVE: well that was wonderful DAVE: a good time was had by all ROSE: I should- WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THERE!? DAVE: aurora borealis ROSE: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? This time of day? This part of the country? Localised entirely within your kitchen!? DAVE: yes ROSE: Okay, may I see it? DAVE: no

JADE: DAVE!!! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!! DAVE: no jade its just the northern lights ROSE: Well, Dave, something is seriously fucking wrong with you, but... DAVE: i steam a good ham? ROSE: No, Dave, you bought fast food and burnt the house down. But this sure was an "unforgettable luncheon". JADE: HEEELP!!! HEEEELP!!!

[retrogirlmuscle]

"Yeah I watch wrestling for the plot"

The plot:

Top left: Jordynne Grace

Top right: Nikkita Lyons

Bottom left: Jade Cargill

Bottom right: Anna Jay

[stbot]

I can take care of myself.

No, you can’t.

[cupoteahatter]

In the wake of the cancellation of Warrior Nun, I am imploring anyone who has Disney+ to watch Willow (2022).

It features a woman loving woman romantic subplot at the forefront, meaning it’s not in the subtext. Episode 1 has them kiss and afterward the lines of romance exist so throughout the narrative for these two characters that it is current and seen to the point that it cannot be argued away.

But there’s next to no buzz for it, only the Disney+ app really promotes it as something to watch with the odd ad showing up on Instagram of the cast playing mini games.

On top of that, it is a well written show that holds all of the love of the original film from the 80s.

I know that it would appear that numbers don’t seem to matter, but I am begging people to watch this show because it is a fantastic piece of media that delights in paying homage to the source material it comes from.

Also hot women with swords. Hot women with swords who could KILL you-

[dadofdisappointment]

Early Valentine's. Collab with Pekatronix♥️

[lets-go-banana-fishing]

This type of man is the best type of man

[jadewritesficshere]

Okay, but imagine Robin who hangs out at the diner on weekends because the senior citizens go there and are fun to hang out with. She knows all the ins and outs of who is who in Hawkins thanks to Janice. Gladys has shown her how to knit, which the first thing she made was a very off-putting and weirdly shaped sweater she gave to Steve (Steve absolutely wore it even if it is not correct. Anytime anyone mentions it he just goes "its called fashion"). Charles has lamented about how the outfits the kids wear and their attitudes ("All these bright colors and for what? To be a dick? Might as well have put a big flashing sign that says "I'm a prick"").

One day, there is a new guy at the diner. Robin doesn't catch his name but he seems nice (and younger then the majority of the crowd). Robin is telling them about Steve's failed attempts at flirting, when the new guy chuckles and cuts her off mid sentence. "Almost as bad as my kid...God love him," He smiles and looks at the ceiling before taking a sip of coffee. Robin would feel frazzled getting interrupted if the guy didn't go on to tell the most hilarious story she ever heard. The poor kid was apparently so flustered trying to flirt he had actually tripped and spilled his drink on himself; somehow, the story ended with the kid looking like a sewer rat with twigs in his hair and a bloody nose, but an award winning smile cause he got a number.

Robin immediately wants to meet the kid who is "around your age". He seems sweet and funny, at least this man is so surely the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree. Janice is the one to suggest Robin meets the nephew and brings Steve along ("That poor boy needs more friends his age, always cartin' those kids around" "If he ever wants an older friend you tell him to-""Rhonda! He could be your grandchild!""I have eyes Janice, just because I'm old doesn't mean I can't see""You're legally blind."). Robin earnestly agrees. As they leave, Robin makes plans with the man, making sure the others can't hear so they don't show up. Robin makes plans for Tuesday at 4.

Except on Tuesday she gets sick. She's laying on the couch pathetically, lamenting about how she never gets sick. Steve is like "oh nooooo guess we have to cancel" with a shrug, cause he could not care less (he had wanted to spend a relaxing night off). Robin convinces him to go. Cue Steve meeting Eddie at a diner, essentially a blind date. Steve shows back up at the apartment him and Robin share and is smitten. Starts telling Robin all about the date not date. Eddie goes home to Wayne, gives him a grumpy look (he didn't want to go out to some "stupid" hangout), then goes to his room. Wayne could hear his squeal of delight and then hear Eddie talking to himself about the prettiest guy he's seen. Wayne just sips his coffee and goes back to reading the paper.

[divorcingjimmatthews]

how it started vs how it's going 😩

[cockperchance]

you homestuck fuckers are more resilient than a couple of roaches I couldn’t even kill with raid. Yall look like yall could survive several nuclear bombs if prompted . How has this fandom been alive for so long. This somehow feels worse than danganronpa. I salute you all

[nocturne705]

I think it’s very important to fully recognize that within a single half hour segment, Pomni:

Got SAO’d

Got amnesia

Almost got Pibby’d

Got lost in the Backrooms

Got 2001: A Space Odyssey’d

Had to sit next to Jax at dinner

Any one of those events is a potentially mind crushing, character defining, sanity breaking, narrative defining moment for any other character and Pomni had to endure it all in about a half hour.

You make as many creepy demented smiles as you want. Girl queen you leave as many people to die as you damn well please. You have well earned it.

[mitiafrapp]

Magic word

[knight-princess]

The fact that Jade has the best expressions is undeniable but an underrated one for me is in episode 6 when she’s trying to defend Elora when Willow’s loosing it about the lost wand and he tells her to shush. Her reaction is just priceless