#jarty anon

[sommerregenjuniluft]

Barty and james eating reg out at the same time

i’m. okay yes hello nonny you’re onto something there fjkdkd like just full on tongues out, skulls knocking as they try to wedge their heads between regulus’ thighs like i hope bro is flexible because on the left barty is pressing that leg into the mattress and then on the right james has it Hoisted over his shoulder all out of the way and oh god like their faces are so close they kind of start making out and oof pls i’m spiraling. also i’m So incorporating this into Little Death pt2. i need them both completely Slick with regulus, hell make him squirt over Both of them, evan is just stroking himself at the side and completely awestruck but then also he starts doubling over laughing because they are a MESS now and regulus just lays there all sweet, black dots in his vision, body Shiveringg wowwowow james starts licking reg’s cum off barty’s face and neck and that just makes Him horny and then barty is pulling them up right and their hip flush together and evan takes care of reg and ACTUALLY lemme pull out my doc real quick😭✍🏼

[otrtbs]

jarty croucher ao3 bookmark stalking anon ,,, this weekend ,,, prepare.

[itsjaywalkers]

Barty and james jerking each other off and they’re panting into each others mouth

you guys know i don't go here but . yes . i can actually see this scenario so very clearly . james and barty arguing, being so very mean to each other, james trying to avoid the whole thing escalating while barty keeps egging him on, always pressing the buttons that make james lose his shit. before he knows it, he's pushing barty against the wall, hands gripping the collar of his shirt while he tries to keep himself from punching that fucking smirk off his face. but then barty pushes their hips together, and james realises they're both painfully hard, and he sputters and tries to put some distance between their bodies, but barty cups him through his jeans before he can get far and continues to tease him but for very different reasons this time.. and well.. james is only a man..

a few minutes later, they have their jeans and boxers down to their mid-thighs as they jerk each other off, fast and hard and aggressive, to the point it feels almost painful, and trying to get the other to come first. they're flushed, and breathing unevenly into each other's mouths, and james is being SO loud, head constantly leaning forward against his will bc he wants to kiss barty soooo bad but he knows he'll never hear the end of it if he does

[murderoushagthesequel]

james/barty pls!!

ooo you got it [ask game]

i still kind of see it as a crack ship ngl but i do like them. i think their dynamic is hilarious and they're both such dramatic bitches in such different ways. the chaos is real.

at the moment i haven't seen much content on them but i could see myself liking them as a ship. idk who knows.

honestly i just thought of a pretty cool concept because i forgot about regupete and i was sitting here like who to pair regulus with if not james? and i just thought of past jegulus and past bartylus and james and barty know each other through regulus and then it's a funny little thing cuz it turns out regulus was aroace the whole time and then barty and james are just like.... this ex. i like him. i'm stealing him. and reg is just like yeah cool

anywayyyy thanks for the ask, anon, hope you're having a lovely morning/afternoon/evening/night lol

[fromagony]

Thoughts on rosekillerstarchaser?

*runs away*

I love them DEARLY anon

to me rosekiller and regulus happened first and rosekiller broke up and regulus was taking a break and one night jarty hooked up and evanreg found out and they fucked as a revenge but they realized they could all work this out together and bam they have a foursome it went on for hours and one by one everybody got to taste the other

[alter-ego-xxx]

i wanna like bartylus, bartylilly, sunrose amd all the other random ass ships so bad but i just cant let go of rosekiller 😔

(also sleeperbuild evan and aspargus build barty truther!!)

That's okay, anon, that's exactly what I'm here for! I'm gonna ship these ships for both of us, don't worry. But actually, I was the same not so long ago, until I read some Jarty stuff, and that's where the rabbit hole began...

Very much a truther of your truth aswell, can we pls talk about how hot gym bro evan (or even sunrose) is?¿?¿

[thinkinaboutambris]

Can I get Tyrus headcannons but they all work at Walmart?

Most definitely! 

So Walmart is open 24/7 and the GHC is working at a supermarket. They deal with so many random customers including one they swear was Tom Holland in disguise. 

A few of their employees quit and leave to work at a bank so they find themselves at loose ends for a bit until TJ Kippen walks up and applies. As hes the only one to apply he gets the job. 

He and Cyrus are in charge of stocking shelves during the training phase and talk a lot. Sleepy!Cyrus + Sleepy!TJ = a lot of clumsy flirting and talking about frozen chicken. Buffy and Andi will often have to tell Cyrus that his shift was over 2 hours ago you can go home now and YOU ARE FLIRTING WITH TJ  STOP GO TO BED

Buffy and Andi are the moms of the store and very very tired managers. They want everyone to be happy working but the customers are jerks. So if anyone is rude to the new employees they will remove the employee and deal with the customer. Cyrus will also do this but prefers to comfort the employee instead. 

TJ has used items to flirt a l o t. Candy aisle? Cyrus nothing here is as sweet as you. Fruit section? We could make a great pear. It always ends in blushing Cyrus and TJ who is like “Please don’t think I’m being friendly I”M FLIRTING WITH YOU” 

Yes they are both disasters but the crush is mutual. 

Marty and Jonah have held multiple interventions for them and are ultimately what get them together. It turns out shoving someone in a closet who have feelings for each other does work. 

Their shifts are then scheduled around each other but that doesn’t stop them from visiting each other

TJ: Huh Mr. Goodman I can’t seem to find the light bulbs, can you keep lighting up my world and help me find the right aisle? *winks*              Buffy: You literally work here.                                                              Cyrus: Hush the man needs help *escorts TJ away who is snickering*

Basically they are very cute together and everyone acts sick of it even while they all get together. Buffy and Andi are revealed to have been married a year. Jonah and Marty continue to be oblivious to each other and eventually take managership after Andi and Buffy move away to Boston.

TJ and Cyrus have their names on the back room wall somewhere and both love having that little reminder. 

[thekarleffect]

It is crazy to me how different this fandom treated Jyrus compared to like any other ship

(After Cyrus said his crush on Jonah was over)

1. Like before and after the show ended myself and other jyrus shippers would get anon asks like "Jyrus isnt going to be canon stop shipping it" or "Jyrus was never canon stop shipping it" but do you wanna know how many times I have heard someone say "this ship isnt going to be canon stop shipping it" or "this ship was never canon stop shipping it" to someone that ships ambi? 0 bandi? 0 Juffy? 0 Wonah? 0 Tonah? Jarty? 0 any other non canon ship you can possibly think of? 0 but jyrus had like at least 6

2. I could say "I ship Tj and Marty" or any other ship and I would get people going like "oh okay" but I say i ship Jyrus and people are all like "oh but you do know that jyrus wont be canon? Like it wont ever be canon you should know it wont be canon ever it's just platonic"

3. Cyrus said his crush on Jonah is over and immediately this fandom was like "even If the show goes on for 40 seasons jonah and cyrus can never be canon ever" yet I guarantee that if tyrus didn't get together in the s3 finale, and we got a s4 if on the second episode of season 4 TJ could say "I used to have a crush on Cyrus but not anymore" I would of see 300 different here is 20 different ways that TJ and Cyrus could be canon next episode"

5. Someone could say "I ship Ambi" is it romantic? Is it platonic? They don't feel the need to say, same person could say "I ship Juffy" is it romantic? Is it platonic? No need to say, but the same person says "I ship Jyrus" and it's all "platonically of course oh so very platonic, did I mention how platonic it is, cause I see it as super platonic, just platonic"

6.i have seen multiple posts where it's like "imagine shipping Jyrus, Ew" or "ew people still like Jyrus?" Never saw anyone say that about any other ship

7. Someone made a "I ship Jyrus now" post as a April fool's prank no one ever did it to any other ship and the reactions are as if he admitted to some horrible crime like "OMG NO WAY, PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE, PLEASE!"

8. Some people in the fandom go out of their act like Jonah is some toxic person who like hates Cyrus, when he didn't do anything bad towards Cyrus

9. If let's say for example Libby and Andi went to the watch a movie at the movie theater together I would of seen "Aww how sweet and romantic I kinda ship them" posts but when Jyrus went to the movies alone its "oh what nice friends, absolutely nothing romantic here"

If buffy and Amber went to a restaurant alone and had a meal, the whole fandom would be all "I kinda ship them, that scene was super romantic and sweet" but if Jonah and Cyrus instead went to the same restaurant and did 100% the EXACT same things like no difference at all, this fandom would be all "oh what nice friends, nothing more, just friends"

10. People say "Jonah and Cyrus being canon is unrealistic as Jonah was Cyrus' first crush but as far as we know Jonah was Andi's first crush and was Amber's first crush and libby's first crush, and they got together, Buffy was Walker and Marty's first crush and Walker or Marty was Buffy's first crush Cyrus was iris' first crush, Marty was Rachel's first crush Bex and Bowie were each others first crush and they all got together and no one ever said it would be unrealistic for any of those couples to get together

[sodrippy]

hi val's jopping anon i love ur work! :) for your consideration: the jenga bus is coming and everybody's jumping..... we like to jarty we like to jarty

JENGABOYS YESSSSSS, MIND<3

[sommerregenjuniluft]

Oh wow I’m that anon and I’m glad you liked that horny little ask I sent hehe

i did i did :,) i’m kissing ur little forehead dude ily genuinly. always ready to talk about jarty/james+barty+regulus(+evan) in any kind of constellation

[itsjaywalkers]

WAIT A MIN U SHIP JARTY???? AHHHHHH 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

YES AND NO NONNIE i don't really like jarty bc i'm a firm believer of them hating each other in every universe. that's what makes their dynamic so fun!! to me!!

HOWEVER i make an exception sometimes.. bc i do enjoy how a few of my mutuals write them.. and also they just fit patrick and art incredibly well, i couldn't ignore it even if i wanted to, they're just perfect for a challengers au imo and i've been brainrotting a lil about them lately bc of it

[itsjaywalkers]

you could only imagine how degrading James and barty are to each other

OH ABSOLUTELY NONNIE and it's not even a kink thing (even tho they're both into it) they just . hate each other so much . they get straight up cruel and nasty, like, to the point in which it'd bring anyone else to tears. not them tho. that's just a normal tuesday for james and barty

[itsjaywalkers]

James walking in on Barty eating regulus out 😏

depending on the au this can go in a really fun way or . a very dangerous one . like either james gets a lil jealous but still decides to join, bickering with barty every step of the way, or he literally loses his shit. i obviously love the former option more, barty and james eating reg out together and ending up making out in the process, but also . i gotta be honest nonnie . and it's a matter of which fic we're talking about

[itsjaywalkers]

barty and James jerking each other off 😏

i'm afraid i don't go here nonnie.. i make the exception for my friends' jarty but that's about it..

if they did i'm sure they'd enjoy every second of it but also fucking hate it because of that exact reason and it'd be Angry and Vicious and Petty and so fucking intense they'd both come in 2 minutes (and fight over who was quicker). that's what they get for always trying to one up each other!!!

[itsjaywalkers]

Would you ever do some barty/james 👀

i'm gonna be very honest with you nonnie i doubt it bc to me they're like soulmates but in like a . they always hate each other no matter the story no matter the universe way yk?

i've read them together bc some of my mutuals ship them and i love everything they write. and i'm fond of their versions of them!! i've enjoyed the fics i've read about them!! but i don't think i'll ever write them

i could MAYBE consider a smut one shot with some hatefucking but . that's about it

[itsjaywalkers]

JAMES AND BARTY?????

i can’t read the tone of this ask nonnie i’m not sure if you’re . excited to find out they’re an actual ship or . absolutely appalled

i’m not really a jarty blog they’re always enemies to me but i’ve gotta admit i do enjoy it occasionally..